Farid Morocco
- Ryan, a guy's here to see you.
- My name's Glenn Crawford.
- Are you from the collection agency or something?
- No.
No, nothing like that.
Quite the opposite actually.
- What's up man?
- Sorry, this is an odd little bit of business.
Never an enjoyable position to be,
be the bearer of bad news.
- What bad news?
- Your father died.
- How, what happened?
- It was an accident.
- What kind of accident?
Why haven't I heard from Shannon, or Allie, or anybody?
- Oh boy, Jesus, I'm not making myself clear.
Here.
I'm not talking about your adoptive father.
Your biological father, Frank Morris.
He died day before last.
It was,
surfing accident.
He drowned.
- So what then, you're just here to tell me
some guy died that I thought died 25 years ago?
- Well I'm here because Frank asked me
to be the executor of his will.
I've come to inform you of your inheritance.
Mr. Morris was a solitary man.
Didn't have many possessions.
His primary asset was his home which his father left to him.
Which he has now left to you.
It's a two bedroom house in a little beach town
in a central coast called Herald Point.
Sits above the water.
It's quite beautiful.
An appraisal was done last year
after some major renovations.
The property's currently valued at
just over 2.5 million dollars.
- What is all this?
- A guy came by the site today.
And I always wondered what they were like.
I didn't even know until Alex started
asking why we didn't look related.
- Tell me what's going on?
Holy shit.
These ceilings...
Oh my God.
This view is insane!
- Motherfucker.
Pieces of shit!
- Hello?
- Hi.
Hi.
I'm Effy, Effy Monroe.
Only Effy born this side of 1940,
such was my mother's infinity for her own generation.
- Ryan.
- Pleasure to meet you Ryan.
So, are you the new owner then?
- Yeah.
- Gosh, this really is a magnificent place isn't it?
I'm sorry, I'm a local realtor.
I've always loved this house.
It's one of the few left from it's period now.
You rarely see stucco anymore.
It's like it's already staged.
- Did you know him well?
- No, no, not at all.
He wasn't exactly a social butterfly.
You related to him?
- Yeah.
- Okay yeah, yeah I can see it.
Well,
I'm not sure if you know this area all that well but...
Oh, I've been selling coastal properties
from Santa Maria to Salinas for going on 22 years now.
So...
There are plenty of listings in the area
of coast right now but this,
this is unique.
Mmm hmm, especially with it's updates
and excuse me, renovations.
Hi.
- Hi.
- I'm Effy Monroe, Collier Real Estate.
- Isi.
- Isi, I was just talking to your?
- Fiance.
- Oh congrats, great!
I was just talking to your fiance
about what a dream property this is.
- Ahh.
- I mean Herald Point is kind of dead
during the off season but this would
make a lovely lovely summer home for
a well to do couple from Los Angeles or San Francisco.
- Well we just got here about 10 minutes ago,
so I don't think we're ready to leave just yet.
But it's good, we know who to get in touch with now
when the time comes.
- Of course.
- Great.
- I'll just leave you two to settle in then.
- Thank you.
- You got some serious road snacks here.
- Actually we're staying in town.
- You're staying.
- It's so beautiful here.
- It's alright.
- Are you from here?
- I am I am, yeah.
Born and raised.
- What was that like?
- Well you're looking at it.
Hey there.
All together?
- Yes please.
- He's from here.
- Oh really cool.
- Yeah.
Out of 60.
There's your change.
- Awesome.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- I got it.
- Yeah.
See ya around.
- There's seriously not a movie in here
from like the last 30 years.
I'm really excited to tell my dad and Rosie.
- Yeah I bet they'd like it here.
- I meant that I'm pregnant.
- I'm sorry.
- I kinda need you to be happy about this.
- I know.
I'm happy.
- Sold that one.
- Let me try again.
I'm happy.
- Whoever he was,
you're not him.
- I was thinking we should stay out here for a little wile.
You know, it's just a big decision.
And I don't want to rush it.
- Okay.
So what do I tell Richard?
- To go fuck himself.
Tell him it's a family thing.
Seriously, this place is worth more
than we can make in a decade.
And you hate it there.
- Then I think we need to start talking about selling.
I know it's a lot but, that's gonna put me on thin ice.
- I just need some time.
I want to understand more about him.
I think I kinda need that.
But I want us to do this together.
Can I help you?
- Shit!
Oh sorry.
I'm Del Morse.
You Ryan?
- Yeah.
- Great to finally meet you.
Frank used to you up a lot.
- Really?
- Yeah yeah, Frank was my first cousin
so I guess that makes us second cousins?
- How'd you get in here?
- Oh I've been here 100 times, just use the code.
Heard you just got in so,
wanna come by and introduce myself.
This I just, I lent Frank some tools a while back
and he must of left them in the dirt and getting rust.
- Who told you I just got in?
I think maybe you should leave.
- Okay.
I heard you had a girl here with you as well.
Can't wait to meet her.
See you around cuz.
♪ Up in the mornin'
♪ Out on the job
♪ Work like the devil for my pay ♪
♪ But that lucky old
♪ And wash all my troubles away ♪
♪ Like that lucky old sun
- Ryan.
Here.
- Hello.
- You're trespassing.
- Oh no, I'm sorry.
I just saw you.
- Are you dangerous?
- No, not at all.
- Welcome home.
- Did you know your neighbor at all?
- Funny things bring people out here.
It's really hard to imagine the courage
it would have taken those early guys.
Needed opportunity.
But it was a long track and they never knew
what god damn thing was gonna kill 'em first.
Of course once they got out here
they became the thing to fear.
Then the Natives, they took the girls as property.
And then the states said they could be
their legal guardians so they could do
really anything they wanted with them.
- You know a lot of the history here huh?
- I know it's a beautiful view.
And a lot of blood was spilled on this land.
Oh.
I'm not being a very good hostess.
Go and sit down.
Go.
He was already alone here by the time
Charlie and I got here.
He was sick but we didn't know it yet.
We brought him to the coast to die.
Some will complain about pain.
- I'm sorry.
- I always thought there must have been a woman.
Like some story.
- Sorry who are you talking about?
- I can't remember.
- What'd you do last night?
- Not much.
Found an old record player in the garage.
- What's wrong?
- Nothing, sorry.
How'd it go?
- Good.
It was a relief telling them about the baby.
I did decide if I'm still gonna try for the promotion.
I miss this bed.
Are they still coming tonight?
- Oh fuck.
- Family's family.
- Not sure I agree with that one.
- Ah yeah, just the guy in the back there looks great.
- So you guys decided to hang around for a bit huh?
- Yeah for a little while.
- Cool.
Well you should have plenty of leftovers there.
- We're actually having some people over later tonight.
- Oh, that sounds nice.
- Not really.
- You checked the grill right?
- Yeah the tank was full.
- Great.
- Are you fucking kidding me with this?
- Oh my God!
- Hi.
- Hello!
- That was so beautiful.
Are you in heaven right now?
Ugh!
- It's been nice.
- Did you get this appraised huh?
Easily worth over a million right?
Jesus!
So mom said she really didn't know he was still alive.
I mean before.
- Yeah.
- How does that even happen?
- I don't know.
Kinda been trying to figure that out.
- Well your real mom really did die though right?
Accident or something?
- Yeah, not exactly sure.
- Hey get over here you two, photo time.
Come on.
Ryan come on!
There we go.
Looking good!
Beautiful stuff!
- He really lived here alone?
- Yeah from what I know.
- Did he leave you anything else?
Not that this isn't enough.
- No.
House was in the family for a long time.
- Man I'm really excited about it you know.
Obviously it's a model that only works
in a major urban center but,
that is why SF is a perfect testing ground.
- Yeah it sounds perfect.
- Hey what do you think of the name All Assist.
- What?
- For the app, do you like the name All Assist
or you think that's kinda like hmm?
I don't know.
- And he looks at me like, totally disgusted,
and goes, "Ew that's gross."
I go, "Dude, you're the one who just
"took a shit in your pants!"
- That's good.
- Well most stories aren't that cute.
- Nothing cuter than a shit your pants story.
- It's true though.
Some of the stuff she tells me,
kids can be mean.
But we're still trying.
- Oh my God!
How long have you guys been at it?
- Not long.
- Well I love kids.
Pant shitting and everything.
Isn't that great?
- Yeah that's great.
- Thanks.
- Honestly, kids do scare me today.
I mean they're so smart.
And they're growing up with all this tech and porn.
They're like these little mini sociopaths.
What?!
I want us to have one, I'm just saying,
I beat off to the bra section in the back of the newspaper.
Okay or that skinemax shit.
Ryan dude, you feel me on this yeah?
- I'm staying out of this one.
I'm glad you can fit your masturbation history
and pant shitting into the dinner conversation.
- That's why I'm here.
- Well I know what you're talking about.
But I do think that there's a flip side to it.
But I do agree, kids can be mean.
- Yeah.
- Oh what?
You just did that head thing.
He,
he always acted like the victim
when we were little.
Made me out to be such a terror.
- No you were the sweetest.
- There was this one time,
we were little and we were home alone for some reason.
My parents were out somewhere.
We had just moved into this new house
so there were boxes everywhere.
And there was this one box full of
all my moms clothes.
And there was this dress in there.
It was like a really hideous sailor dress.
Stripes and polka dots, whole thing.
So like, I tell him that I think it would
look really good on him.
- Oh shit.
- So I gently encourage him to put it on and he does.
And just as I got these perfectly
matched like knock off Gucci heels on him,
they walk in the door.
He was so mad at me.
- Yeah 'cause you told them it was my
idea to put that shit on.
- My dad freaked out.
- Yeah, I do not see Phil liking that.
- Oh what, what?!
That was funny.
- No it was, it was funny.
It was funny.
- Oh God, woe is me.
I mean he's always been like this.
Always.
It's like everything comes easy for him
but he's just gotta brood about something.
- Ollie.
- What?
- Why don't you put the wine down?
- Oh okay.
I'm just saying.
Like in high school,
the whole torture thing really worked well for you.
Maybe that's why you still do it?
- Stop trying to pick a fight.
- Look, all the girls liked him
and still, I don't know,
it was just so tough to be Ryan.
It's kinda like this place you know?
It's literally like you won the fucking lottery
and you're still gonna be all bitchy about it.
- Maybe you shouldn't try so hard.
- What's that?
- For a kid I mean.
I think we all agree it'd be difficult
when he's gonna be stuck with a huge
fucking handicap having you as a mother.
- Ryan.
- You're an asshole.
- Apologize to her.
- Whatever.
- Oh whatever.
Yeah, I was just playing with you.
Okay, and then you had to go make it personal like that?
Fuck you.
I have always hated you.
- I know that.
- Good.
- Just tell me what's going on.
It's like you're trying to pretend
like this isn't happening.
I'm almost 10 weeks in.
- It's not like that.
- It's not?
This was supposed to be a gift.
For you and I to start our family together.
I thought that's what you wanted.
- It is.
- It doesn't feel like it.
- It's all I want.
♪ Hold me
♪ Kiss me
♪ Whisper
♪ Sweetly
- I think I'm gonna head into town for a bit.
- Okay cool.
I'm just kinda getting into this.
- Okay.
- They became a thing to fear.
And the Natives,
they took the young girls as property.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- How's it going?
- Good.
- That's cool you guys decided to
stick around for a little bit.
- Yeah it's been nice.
- I'm sure it's beautiful up there.
- Oh yeah, the house is so beautiful.
- You know, when I was a kid it always seemed like,
you know, Frank kinda had a Grinch thing going on.
I mean not like he was trying to destroy Christmas.
- No, I think you mean he seemed like
a bit of an odd guy.
- Well, I gotta get back to the market
for the rest of my life.
- Ooh.
- But I'll see you around.
- Yeah.
Wait you know, you should come up to the house some time.
You know, if you wanna see where the Grinch used to live.
- Yeah that sounds cool.
Thanks.
- Thanks for setting up the phone.
- Figured it would come in handy once the listing's up.
Oh I saw that guy from the market.
He's nice.
Maybe we should have him over for a drink or something.
- Okay.
- It's taking you some time.
I had hoped your eyes would be more open
than your fathers were.
But I trust you know what to do now.
- I think we should go into town tonight.
Just to do something.
I think we kinda need that.
- Okay, yeah.
- Okay.
- What'd you see?
- What do you think you saw?
- Hey!
You gonna get ready soon?
- Yeah, in a minute.
- It's so cool that this thing still works.
♪ Hold me
♪ Kiss me
♪ Whisper
♪ Sweetly
♪ Let you
♪ Love me
♪ Forever
♪ Ah ah ah ah
- What?
- Nothing.
- You plan for your wedding day,
and you were sure.
I mean really sure.
And then, and then she ran away.
She ran away.
- I'll take another.
- Got it.
- Hey cuz.
Damn, I would eat that fucking ass.
Oh shit.
Is she with you?
My bad.
- Five bucks.
♪ As so long as your love
♪ Ran away
Thanks.
- See ya buddy.
Think of me when you're enjoying her later.
♪ With another guy
- Look at me.
Look at your family and then look at me.
I said look at me.
- Maybe we can go back into town today.
Check out the real estate office.
Start to get a sense of things around here.
- Let's talk about it later.
- Sure.
When?
When am I supposed to talk to you about anything?
You're not embracing this for what it is.
- Maybe it's not the same thing to both of us.
- What does that mean?
Tell me what the fuck that means?
- I just need to be here right now.
- Well I need my fiance to pull his
fucking head out of his ass
because we're about to have a child together.
- This isn't about that.
- Of course it is.
Look at me.
Hey, look at me!
I'm here for you,
you know that.
I just need you to start being real about this!
- I just think you're a little too eager
to see that money come in.
- Fuck you.
I supported us all of fucking last year!
I was in here!
I'm done with this.
- Look at me.
Look at me look at me.
That's it.
Now you know what you have to do.
And you're gonna do it.
- Don't.
Don't!
- I'll let you go.
- You'll let me?
Who the fuck are you?
- Get the fuck out of my house!
Get the fuck out!
What the fuck is going on!
- What'd I tell you?
- Hey!
- Jesus, are you ever gonna leave?
- Tell me what you're fucking looking for!
Do something.
- Watch yourself.
- Yeah you come back here and I'll smash
your fucking head in!
- Sure you will.
- Put her in the ground.
- No, no, no, no.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Is.
- I don't know what to say.
- I'm so sorry.
I fucked up I fucked up bad.
I don't know what went so wrong, I don't get it.
- What do you wanna do?
Do you wanna fix it?
- I don't know if I can.
- I need you to try.
Okay I'm gonna go.
- Hi daddy!
He's got your serious face.
- Ah, you're here!
He wasn't exactly sure when you'd get back.
I'm glad that you guys came around.
Well, it seemed like he probably was the one
that needed more coming around than you did.
Eh, what do I know?
- I don't know.
- Oh and he told me the great news!
Congratulations.
This is gonna be the perfect nest egg for you two.
Alright.
I better be off.
I have a house to sell!
- So you told the real estate lady.
- I'm ready to tell everyone.
- Hello.
- Hi.
The younger guy who works here, are you his dad?
- Guilty, yes.
- Is he here today?
- No, he ran off last week somewhere.
Yeah with his girlfriend.
He does that every time she comes into town.
So is this all?
- I think so.
- 23.50.
- I got it.
- Thank you.
And here's your change.
- Thank you.
- I got this.
- Have a nice day.
- Thanks a lot.
Farid Morocco
♪ Up in the mornin'
♪ Out on the job
♪ Work like the devil for my pay ♪
♪ But that lucky old sun
♪ Got nothin' to do
♪ But roll around heaven all day ♪
♪ Show me that river
♪ Take me across
♪ Wash all my troubles away
♪ Like that lucky old sun
♪ Give me nothing to do
♪ But roll around heaven all day ♪
♪ Right from the dawn in
♪ Through til the evening
♪ Nothing but slaving
♪ And all the time I fell
♪ Weary so weary
♪ Out in the mornin'
♪ Out on the job
♪ Work like the devil for my pay ♪
♪ But that lucky old sun
♪ Got nothing to do
♪ But roll around heaven all day ♪
♪ Fuss with my woman
♪ Toil for my kids
♪ Swear til I'm wrinkled and gray ♪
♪ While that lucky old sun
♪ Has nothing to do
♪ But roll around heaven all day ♪
♪ Good Lord above
♪ Can't you know I'm finding
♪ Tears all in my eyes
♪ Send down that cloud
♪ With a silver lining
♪ Lift me to Paradise
♪ Show me that river, take me across ♪
♪ And wash all my troubles away ♪
♪ Like that lucky old sun
♪ Give me nothing to do
♪ But roll around Heaven
♪ All day