"But your hands are mine alone."
"Damn it"? What's "damn it"?
"Mr. Lord." Star-Lord is fine.
"Your life is yours," he said.
'Cause if all we come at him with is a plucky attitude...
'Cause we're nice.
- No, I'm not. - You lost me.
- Hey, stop! Stop!
- Ah, the boyfriend.
- And any one of them...
- Are you mocking me? - Stop it. You did it again.
- Are you yawning?
- Be thankful...
- Bring me the stone.
- Cool? Cool. - So cool.
- Do it!
- Don't let him close his fist.
- Exactly! - Bingo!
- Excuse me, that's our food. - Not anymore.
- Expecting. - Yeah.
- Get up. - I can't.
- Go. - Um...
- God!
- God. - You finish all my sentences.
- Good.
- Groot.
- He already is. - I got it figured out.
- Help him! - Banner!
- Hey! - Wow.
- Hey.
- Hi. - Hey, what was that?
- How much for the gun? - Not for sale.
- How we doing? Good? Bad? - Really, really good.
- I got him! - On my way.
- I have him. - Damn it.
- I know what you're gonna say. - You should not be here.
- I really would. But you...
- I was gonna go home. - I don't wanna hear it.
- I'm Peter, by the way. - Doctor Strange.
- I'm backup. - No, you're a stowaway.
- I'm staying. - Please.
- Insect!
- Instead of, you know... - Shirts.
- Is that even possible? - It isn't supposed to be.
- Is that what it is?
- It works. - It works.
- It's no time for a thing. - I know.
- Kid, where'd you come from? - A field trip to MoMA.
- Leave that to me. - Leave it to you?
- Let her go. - Peter.
- Let him have his fun.
- My father killed my mother.
- Nick! Nick!
- No, he can't take it! - She's right. You can't.
- No, you didn't! - Quill!
- No, you didn't.
- No. - You are.
- Oh!
- Oh. - Dude.
- Oh. - You okay?
- Oh...
- Okay. - Everybody has that.
- Okay. - We're getting no help
- Or a genius. - How do you know...
- Pep. - Come back here right now.
- Pepper. - Hi.
- Right. - Morgan! Morgan.
- Rupees. - Which is?
- See ya!
- Show off this Harry Winston.
- So you woke up... - Naturally.
- Stark Raving Hazelnuts. - Not bad.
- Stark? - Yeah.
- Stay down, clown.
- That was hard.
- That's a made-up word. - All words are made up.
- That's a thing? - Whatever.
- That's my backpack. - Go sit down.
- The Avengers? - Earth's mightiest heroes.
- Uh, buck and a half.
- Uh, what are you doing? - Taking your pod.
- Uh-uh.
- Vision!
- We might wanna turn.
- We're the Avengers, man. - Oh.
- Well, he's never fought me. - Yeah, he has.
- What are you doing?
- What dance-off? - It's nothing.
- What did you just say? - I take that back.
- What is it?
- What's going on? - Oh, my God!
- What's this? - What's it look like?
- What? - With the iris closed,
- What? - Yeah.
- Which isn't the point. - Which isn't the point.
- Who's Scott? - Ant-Man.
- Whoa! - Language!
- Wong! Look alive! - Go, go! We got it!
- Yeah. - Okay.
- Yeah. I'll go. - Wonderful!
- Yes. - I will.
- Yes. - Yeah.
- Yes? - No.
- You okay?
- You too, Rhodey.
- You understand? - Yep, got it.
- about you on the way... - And now I gotta hear it.
- from Flash Gordon here. - Flash Gordon?
- move at the same time. - Okay, okay. Ready.
...and kinda stuck to the side of the ship.
...and thought that we were...
...he pays for the deaths of my wife and daughter.
14,000,605.
300 dwarves lived on this ring.
- All of them. - He can never get them all.
And you think all is forgiven?
Are you all right? What's going on?
Arrest them.
Because I found the map to the Soul Stone...
Boss, we're losing her.
Boss, incoming call from Miss Potts.
But one never knows for sure.
Choose a side or die.
Come back here, Tony. I swear to God.
Come back.
Come on! Yeah!
Fire the engines!
God, no, please tell me you're not on the ship.
Guys! Vision needs backup, now!
He can't, Nebula.
He's finally ready, and he's going for the stones.
I don't think
I remember your signature on those papers, Colonel.
I repeat, this is not a warcraft.
I repeat, we are under assault.
I'll give you that.
I'm okay. I'm okay.
In my heart, I knew you still cared.
My God, Rhodes.
Not sure. I'm working on it
Now, go in peace to meet your maker.
On a stolen Quinjet
One side is a revelation...
Our crew is made up of Asgardian families.
Reality is often disappointing.
Really good. Do you plan on helping out?
Requesting confirmation, My King.
Requesting aid from any vessel within range.
Saving his life is more of a professional courtesy.
Still no word from Vision?
Tell me you're not on that ship.
The engines are dead, life support failing.
The world's on fire.
These rings are gigantic. You wanna get them moving...
This is not a warcraft.
This is the Asgardian
Tony? Oh, my God.
We are 22 jump points out of Asgard.
We are under assault.
We got more incoming outside the dome.
We have very few soldiers here.
We're watching every satellite
What? No! No!
Why?
Will do.
Yeah, don't start celebrating yet, guys.
You got some nerve.
You have second thoughts?
You know what he's about to do.
You said open the barrier?
Your talent for horseshit rivals my own.
Zehobereians.
and I burned it to ash. I burned it.
on both hemispheres, but still nothing.
refugee vessel Statesman.
the other an honor known only to a few.
to yank 'em loose.
with four of the world's most wanted criminals.
you get the scientifics here.
you're gonna need something a lot bigger
A Hunk of Hulk of Burning Fudge is our favorite.
A best friend?
A bit chalky.
A device capable of harnessing the power of the stones.
A fake.
A few minutes, maybe more. Why?
A four-digit code, maybe? Maybe a birthdate.
A handsome, muscular man.
A king's weapon.
A lifetime ago, I, too, sought the stones.
A small price to pay for salvation.
A soul...
About its nature.
Absolutely.
Accessing memory files.
Admit it, you should've ducked out when I told you to.
After the whole Accords situation,
All except me.
All my life, I dreamed of a day...
All of them mixed together,
All over it.
All right!
All right, Guardians,
All right, Stark. We go to him.
All right, back up, Sam.
All right, just get over here, please.
All right, kid.
All right, let me ask you this one time.
All right, stop!
All right, we're optimistic, yes. I like your plan.
All that for a drop of blood.
Allfathers, give me strength.
Allfathers...
Almighty Thanos...
An hour.
An hour?
And I don't know what to do.
And I swore off dairy...
And I want you to thank me.
And I was always so disappointed.
And I'm getting a new hammer, don't forget.
And I'm not goin' to...
And I'm pretty sure I paid for that.
And I'm way past asking permission.
And Time.
And a semi-stable 100-year-old man.
And do you wanna know why?
And due to that fact,
And every one of them would've rather killed me,
And for another...
And get this man a shield.
And if he finds it out,
And if you wanna stand in our way...
And it was beautiful.
And maybe whoever it is
And now, I'm here in space.
And now, it's here.
And she hates him as much as you do.
And the Border Tribe?
And the morons will go to Knowhere
And the rings are frozen.
And then I had to kill my father.
And then she returned home and stabbed me in the eye.
And then what?
And then you wake up and in real life
And then you're like... "Oh, my God.
And they can clearly find us.
And this stone may be the best chance we have against Thanos.
And this suit is ridiculously intuitive, by the way.
And very nearly succeeded.
And what I predicted came to pass.
And what did you imagine?
And what if you're wrong?
And what of this one?
And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.
And where do you think he brought you?
And who's "we"?
And you lied.
And you said your sister and your dad?
And, in doing so,
Apropos of that, last night I dreamt we had a kid.
Are you mocking me?
Are you okay?
Are you serious?
Are you seriously leaning on the Cauldron of the Cosmos?
As does what you fear.
As for the Soul Stone, well, no one's ever seen that.
As long as you can give me.
Asgard is destroyed.
Asgard was supposed to protect us.
Asshole, tell me you didn't do it!
At least on his turf, he's not expecting it.
At least, I'm the only one with the will to act on it.
At the dawn of the universe,
Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual.
Awaken the heart of a dying star.
Banner, you want a piece?
Be quick. He is very strong.
Because I was thinking about
Because for years...
Because we didn't think of it.
Because you love nothing.
Because you might have a choice.
Because you murdered half the planet.
Before my father died,
Besides making balloon animals.
Better than anyone.
Boom!
Boom.
Both dead.
Bring me Thanos!
Broke up?
Bruce.
Buddy, you're in space. All you got is a rope and a...
But I ask you, to what end?
But I don't want to if they're the...
But I never taught you to lie.
But also its composition.
But because you did.
But does your friend often do that?
But it cast me out, banished me here.
But it should.
But it was such a long way down and I just thought
But my movement...
But not because you didn't find it.
But now is no time to mourn.
But now...
But random, dispassionate, fair to rich and poor alike.
But she didn't.
But still got a mom, though?
But the White Wolf has rested long enough.
But together, you and I, we can kill Thanos.
But when do I ever get what I want?
But who are you kidding, Quill?
But you gave Stark your word.
But you have to understand...
But you said save the wizard!
But you're dying, like any man.
But, no, this time I think it really might be true.
But...
By the way, that's a compliment.
By the way, this is a friend of mine, Tree.
Bye.
Call Control.
Call him.
Can we control it?
Can we do that?
Can you do it?
Can you get us home?
Can you stand?
Cap and I fell out hard.
Cap, if these things circle the perimeter
Cap.
Captain, 70 years ago, you laid down your life...
Certainly not. I speak for myself.
Close those around it.
Code red.
Come and get some, space dogs!
Come on!
Come on! Get some!
Come on! Get some! Get some!
Come on, Groot.
Come on, Hulk! What are you doing to me?
Come on, come on, man.
Come on, you gotta get up.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. We got a situation.
Come out! Come out! Come out!
Come.
Concentrate.
Congratulations, you're a prophet.
Cool.
Damn it.
Daughter.
Daughter?
Definitely don't wanna dance with this guy.
Did it have a name?
Did we just lose?
Did you do it?
Did you hear what I said?
Did you seriously just say "hitherto undreamt of"?
Die, blanket of death!
Do it, Quill! I can take it.
Do it.
Do you concur?
Do you know what's happened since then?
Do you know if these grenades
Doctor Banner, if the rest of your green friend
Doctor.
Does this chattering animal speak for you?
Dollars?
Don't do this.
Don't encourage this, all right?
Don't forget, I'm half human.
Don't you think that we should all have a weapon like that?
Don't, don't. Don't engage. We almost got this off!
Don't.
Drax, Drax, Drax. Listen to me.
Drax, wait.
Drax.
Drax. Drax.
Dread it, run from it...
Drop to 2600, heading 0-3-0.
Dude, don't call us plucky.
Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.
Earth just lost her best defender.
Eitri, the glove. What did you do?
Eitri, this isn't about your hands.
Eitri, wait!
Eliminating the stone is the only way
Enough! - He's doing it first.
Evacuate the city. Engage all defenses.
Even for you.
Even so, I'd hoped you'd sit in it one day.
Ever since you got a little sap,
Every day.
Every weapon you've ever designed,
Everybody stay where you are. Chill the eff out.
Everyone in the galaxy knows
Everyone, on my position. We have incoming.
Everything I hate about myself you taught me.
Everything seems dark.
Everything.
Exactly like Footloose.
Exactly. Bye.
Except it sucks, so let me do the plan...
Excuse me.
Eyes up. Stay sharp.
Fall back! Fall back, now!
Families can be tough.
Fate wills it so.
Father, we will not fail you.
Find them, my children, and bring them to me on Titan.
Flip phone.
Fly us home?
Focus that fire on the left flank, Sam.
For a time...
For almost 20 years.
For even in death,
For the record, this was my plan.
For the record...
For two years, we've stolen these moments...
For what? Nearly blasting me into space?
For your sister's sake.
Friday, evac anyone south of 43rd Street.
Friday, send him home. Yep.
Friday, what am I looking at?
Gamora is the daughter of Thanos.
Gamora, Mantis, you go right.
Gamora, daughter of Thanos.
Gamora, do you think I'm...
Gamora.
Genocide.
Get it off.
Get outta here!
Get your hand inside the steering gimbal.
Give me a little juice, Friday.
Give me...
Give up the stone, and she lives.
Giving it to me will spare you a great deal of suffering.
Go back to the pod.
Go!
God damn it.
God, I love this place.
God, we haven't caught up in a spell, have we?
Goes round and round and...
Going to bed hungry...
Gotcha!
Gotta get that stone outta here, now.
Gravitational pull is all over the place.
Groot! No.
Groot, put that thing away, now.
Guiding others to a treasure I cannot possess.
Guys, we got a Vision situation here.
Hammer.
Hands off.
Hang on, kid.
Happy trails, kid.
He brought you face-to-face
He came back with the Soul Stone.
He came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.
He could destroy life
He did it.
He doesn't have the stone yet.
He exhausts me.
He feels tremendous loss and guilt.
He gave you his eye?
He invades planets. He takes what he wants.
He is anxious, angry.
He is in anguish.
He is not a dude.
He just did it again! - This is my voice.
He may be on the team. I don't know.
He means get lost, Squidward.
He must be going somewhere.
He needs the axe!
He sent Loki.
He stole the Space Stone from me...
He took her to Vormir.
He took my girl. Wait, who are you?
He used to kill people planet by planet,
He will!
He wipes out half the population.
He'll die alone. As will you.
He's a plague, Tony.
He's coming.
He's here.
He's never fought me twice.
He's offline.
He's trying to copy me.
He... He mourns.
Hear me and rejoice.
Hence he'll be getting the Reality Stone.
Here. You try.
Hey! You might wanna put that Time Stone
Hey, we haven't officially met.
Hey, Cap, we got a situation here.
Hey, Tony.
Hey, man. What's up, Mr. Stark?
Hey, stand down. Keep an eye on him. Thank you.
Hey, stop! Hey, stop! Stop!
Hey, we're here!
Hey, what's going on?
Hey.
Hey. We have to go.
Hi, Bruce.
Hi, Drax.
Hill.
Hmm.
Hold it! Hold it, Thor!
Holy shit.
Home.
Honey, I'm sorry.
How do I open this thing? Is there some sort of, uh...
How do we do that?
How is it you know this place so well?
How long have you been standing there?
How long will it take to heat it?
How long?
How many did we win?
How many did you see?
How much longer, Shuri?
How the hell is this dude still alive?
How we looking, Bruce?
How we looking?
How you been, Buck?
Huh?
Hulk!
Hulk! Hulk!
Hulk, we got a lot to figure out, pal.
Hulk? Hulk,
I always hated that chair.
I am Groot!
I am Groot.
I am Steve Rogers.
I am disappointed.
I am prepared.
I am.
I assume you're the captain, sir.
I assume you have a preference.
I assure you, brother...
I bid you farewell and good luck, morons.
I can't breathe.
I can't heat the metal.
I can't, because the universe depends on it.
I can't.
I cannot do that again.
I consider experience experience.
I could lose a lot.
I counted on it.
I didn't know what it was.
I didn't lose him. He's more than that. He's evolving.
I do have a bit of experience in that arena.
I do not want another single pop culture reference
I do.
I don't feel so good.
I don't have it.
I don't know.
I don't know. We've sorta been having a thing.
I don't know...
I don't think this thing works.
I don't think you quite understand
I don't think this rig has a self-park function.
I don't wanna tell you again.
I don't want to go, sir. Please.
I don't want to go.
I don't... I don't know what's happening.
I don't... I don't know, but something.
I even held one in my hand.
I feel your pain as well, because...
I feel your pain.
I get that, but why are we doing it?
I got you. I got you.
I gotta tell you, he's not really my friend.
I had a dream about it. It was so real.
I had to.
I hated my life.
I hated this room.
I have never failed him.
I have to go.
I haven't been there in a while.
I hope these dwarves are better
I hope they remember you.
I hope you're right about this.
I ignored my destiny once.
I imagine it's like breathing for you.
I just feel you.
I know something he doesn't.
I know somewhere.
I know that you're going with him
I know what it's like to lose.
I know you have the Reality Stone, Tivan.
I know you like making your entrance at the last second.
I know, I had the surgery.
I like him.
I love you more than anything.
I love you too.
I love you.
I made what he wanted.
I mean, if he doesn't pony up...
I mean, it's not a competition,
I mean, I'd like to.
I need a hammer, not a spoon.
I need to ask a favor.
I need you to meet me on Titan.
I need you to stop doing that.
I never found the Soul Stone.
I owe you one.
I saved you.
I seriously don't know
I should promise you.
I shoulda stayed on the bus.
I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye.
I sold it.
I stopped listening after you said, "We need a plan."
I swear to you on my life.
I take it the Maw is dead.
I think he's dying.
I think if it were exposed
I think we're here.
I think you'll find our will equal to yours.
I think...
I thought you might be hungry.
I thought I told you to go.
I thought if I did what he asked, they'd be safe.
I thought you were formidable, machine.
I thought you'd be hard to catch.
I told you to go right.
I told you.
I told you...
I tried to bench you. You refused.
I understand, my child.
I want you to promise me...
I was a child when you took me.
I went forward in time to view alternate futures.
I will not hesitate to let either of you die.
I will.
I would very much like to go there, please.
I would've washed that.
I wouldn't say no to a tuna melt.
I'd finally rest...
I'd rather give it to you.
I'll do it myself!
I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?
I'll kill all three of you
I'll tell the guys at the deli.
I'm Doctor Stephen Strange. I need you to come with me.
I'm Spider-Man, then.
I'm a survivor.
I'm beginning to think we should have stayed in bed.
I'm doing it.
I'm glad you brought this up, 'cause it's nothing.
I'm going to allow that.
I'm going too.
I'm gonna French fry this little freak.
I'm gonna ask you this one time.
I'm gonna blow that nutsack of a chin right off your face.
I'm gonna get a Bowflex. I'm gonna commit.
I'm gonna get some dumbbells.
I'm gonna hold it open.
I'm gonna make a call.
I'm just trying to protect us...
I'm muscular.
I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.
I'm not looking for forgiveness.
I'm not your daughter.
I'm only alive because fate wants me alive.
I'm reading movement in the third quadrant.
I'm saying that if we take out the stone...
I'm sorry I can't remember anybody's names.
I'm sorry I disappointed you.
I'm sorry, Earth is closed today.
I'm sorry, I don't know what to say.
I'm sorry, I'm confused as to the relationship here.
I'm sorry, little one.
I'm sorry, you giving out tickets to something?
I'm sorry.
I'm sure I'm invisible.
I'm sure you did your best.
I'm the one who stopped that.
I'm the only one who knows that.
I'm thinking I'm not so sure we should.
I'm trying to say that something is coming.
I'm trying. He won't come out.
I've barely begun, brother.
I've been giving a good deal of thought
I've got two heat signatures
I've killed twice as many enemies as that.
I've mastered the ability
I, Loki, prince of Asgard...
If I might interject.
If I tell you, you'd know too.
If I were to reach our rendezvous on Titan...
If I'm wrong, then...
If Thanos gets me...
If Thanos needs all six, why don't we just
If fate does want you to kill that crapsack...
If he gets all six Infinity Stones...
If he gets his hands on all six stones, Tony...
If he gets the stone, half the universe dies.
If it weren't for those Accords,
If it's so important...
If it's with the Collector, then it's not safe.
If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist.
If things go wrong...
If we don't go to Knowhere
If we get it, then we can stop him.
If you consider failure experience.
If you wanted to have a kid...
If you're going to Earth, you might want a guide.
In all the time I've served Thanos...
In order to take the stone,
In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh?
In theory, it could even summon the Bifrost.
Including my own.
Is he under? Don't let up.
Is it still the greatest movie in history?
Is it the stone again?
Is it weird that I wanna do it even more now?
Is that sadness I sense in you, daughter?
It ain't the eye.
It better be some hammer.
It doesn't matter who you're talking to or not.
It is my curse to know all who journey here.
It is salvation.
It look anything like that?
It needs correction.
It never was.
It shouldn't be you, but it is.
It stays with me.
It was destroyed on Asgard.
It was so real.
It was.
It will take time, brother.
It works.
It would've been a waste of parts!
It'll kill you.
It's a distress signal, Rocket.
It's a mold.
It's a paradise.
It's a place. We've been there. It sucks.
It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.
It's all right.
It's as if it's speaking to me.
It's been a while.
It's coming, it's coming. I got it, I got it!
It's eight degrees off its axis.
It's frightening.
It's gonna be good to have you, buddy.
It's great to see you, Cap.
It's him.
It's just a housing unit for nanoparticles.
It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.
It's like being the Hulk without actually...
It's like his muscles
It's nanotech.
It's not fair.
It's not overselling it to say that
It's not that easy.
It's okay.
It's pretty simple. We draw him in,
It's the birthplace of my hammer.
It's time.
It's too late.
It's true, Quill. You have put on weight.
It's truly awesome.
Jarvis, Ultron, Tony, me, the stone.
Just 'cause I'll probably
Just in case there's a monster in the closet.
Just...
Kick names, take ass.
Kid, that's the wizard. Get on it.
Kill away.
Killed by a dark elf.
Knowhere.
Last chance, charlatan.
Let her go, Grimace.
Let me guess. Your home?
Let me help you.
Let me just ask the captain. Oh, wait a second, it's me!
Let me just say, if aliens
Let me just... I need to concentrate here for a second.
Let's do it. You shoot my guy and I'll blast him. Let's go!
Let's get you on the jet.
Let's put down right here.
Like Kevin Bacon?
Like a band? Like... Like the Beatles?
Like in Footloose, the movie?
Like suicide.
Like to think of myself
Little one, it's a simple calculus.
Look at me.
Look, this is my ship.
Look, you know how you're having a dream,
Look.
Looks like we're not getting paid.
Looks like we pissed her off.
M'Baku likes a good fight.
Magic with a kick.
Magic with a...
Magic.
Magnificent! Magnificent! Magnificent!
Mantis, listen very carefully.
Maybe even a Starbucks.
Maybe they realized that they live
Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical ham on rye.
Maybe.
Me, personally, I could lose a lot.
Me.
Meant to be the greatest in Asgard.
Might wanna use it.
Mind.
Mmm, a little bit, yeah.
Mmm, no, not really.
Mmm, no.
Mmm-hmm.
Mmm.
More magic.
More power, rabbit!
Mother!
Mother! Where's my mother?
Mother...
Mr. Lord, can you get your folks to circle up?
Mr. Secretary.
Mr. Stark, it smells like a new car in here!
Mr. Stark?
Multiple bogeys over Wakanda.
Must've been a rough couple years.
My Gamora.
My humble personage...
My mother. Where is my mother?
My only curse is you.
My systems are failing.
Nat.
Nebula.
Ned, hey. I need you to cause a distraction.
New haircut?
Nice. Good, moral compass.
Nick.
Nidavellir is real? Seriously?
Nidavellir's forge harnesses
No can do.
No one even knows where it is.
No one.
No other being has ever had the might...
No resurrections this time.
No telling. He has the Power and Space Stones.
No tricks.
No!
No, I did think this through.
No, I want to protect the stone.
No, I'm here to kill Thanos.
No, I'm not.
No, Vision.
No, bullshit!
No, he gave me 100 credits.
No, no, no!
No, no. Knowhere?
No, not yet.
No, this is detachable. It's not a...
No, we have to destroy it.
No, you didn't.
No, you're not.
No.
No. For Ovette, for Camaria.
No. Loki.
No. We were happy on my home planet.
No. You simply lack the strength to wield them.
Not anymore.
Not at the moment, no.
Not cool.
Not even you would surrender something so precious.
Not exactly.
Not him.
Not me, not here.
Not to each other.
Not yet, not yet, not yet.
Noticed you've copied my beard.
Notify first responders.
Now is no time at all.
Now!
Now, I know it feels like all hope is lost.
Now, I thought we had a deal.
Now, go ahead. I'm listening.
Now, keep it up, and I'm gonna smash that thing to pieces.
Now...
Now? Really?
Odinson...
Of what?
Oh! someone's watching. Right.
Oh, God.
Oh, I do.
Oh, I'll get that arm.
Oh, I'm gonna go in my pants."
Oh, boy.
Oh, come on!
Oh, daughter.
Oh, great.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, you don't.
Oh, no.
Oh, screw you, you big, green asshole!
Oh, uh, congratulations on the wedding, by the way.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine.
Oh, you're using our made-up names. Um...
Oh.
Oh. Wait, wait, wait. I think I have 200.
Okay, Mr. Clean is on his own page.
Okay, Quill, you gotta cool it right now. You understand?
Okay, guys. Could we table this discussion right now?
Okay, look.
Okay, okay... Uh...
Okay, that didn't really make sense,
Okay, time to be the captain.
Okay.
Okay. Did you ever see this really old movie, "Aliens?"
Okay. How much for the arm?
Okay. Push!
Okay. Shh.
On it!
On its way.
On my signal, open North-West Section Seventeen.
On my signal.
One life cannot stand in the way of defeating him.
One misalignment could cause a cascade of circuit failures.
One to go.
One way or another,
One.
Only Eitri the Dwarf can make me the weapon I need.
Only an idiot would give that man a stone.
Only if I die.
Only if you wanna die.
Only you have the power to pay it.
Or at least the beginnings of one.
Or not. If I'm overstepping...
Or should I say...
Or we're gonna land a lot faster than you want to.
Or your brother's head.
Our oath to protect the Time Stone cannot change.
Our?
Painful, aren't they?
Parker, help! Get over here.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Perhaps the best parts.
Pete, you gotta let go. I'm gonna catch you.
Peter.
Piece of cake, Quill.
Please don't do this.
Please, I don't want to go. I don't want to go.
Please. Please leave.
Plus, I came out with both my eyes, which was...
Point is, things change.
Power.
Pretty, isn't it?
Probably Steve Rogers.
Probably even harder than having to kill a sister.
Protecting your reality, douchebag.
Put that game down. You'll rot your brain.
Quiet.
Quill?
Rabbit, fire up the pod.
Rabbit?
Rage and vengeance, anger, loss, regret...
Reality.
Really?
Right, that's the point I'm trying to make.
Right, we had to attach each neuron non-sequentially.
Right? And we should have no more surprises. Ever.
Ross isn't just gonna let you guys
Sam!
Sam, where you at?
Same energy signature as New York?
Satellites lost him somewhere over Edinburgh.
Say, Doc, you wouldn't happen to be
See him down there? He's in trouble.
See, "not winging it" isn't really what they do.
Seems like I'm always thanking you for something.
Send word to the Jabari as well.
Seriously, you don't have any money?
She can't hold him much longer. Let's go.
She's asked, hasn't she?
She's not alone.
She's on the field. Take it.
Shh.
Shit.
Should we bow?
Show me.
Since he sent an army to New York
Sing it, Drax!
Sleep.
Slow down, slow down. I'll spell it out for you.
Smile.
So I brought her here.
So I had to kill her.
So I say we take the fight to him.
So I'm good to go.
So I'm not so sure
So I've been told.
So how big of an assault should we expect?
So how do we make it?
So is facing Thanos without that axe.
So me and Groot will go with the pirate angel here.
So that 50% of me that's stupid...
So there's a 10:00 a.m. to Glasgow...
So we gotta assume they're coming back, right?
So we're here to fight.
So you're not with Thanos?
So, dead brother, huh?
So, if anything, it's kinda your fault that I'm here.
Some jerk lost a bet with me on Contraxia.
Some time ago,
Somebody get to Vision!
Someone could be dying.
Something's entered the atmosphere.
Something's happening.
Something's wrong.
Soul holds a special place among the Infinity Stones.
Soul.
Space.
Spare his life...
Stabbed through the heart.
Stark.
Starting with you.
Stay close, check in, don't take any chances.
Stay with me.
Stay.
Steady, Quill.
Stepfather, technically.
Steve?
Still no word from Stark?
Still, he accomplished his mission.
Stonekeeper.
Stop massaging his muscles.
Stop!
Stop.
Stop. Stop it.
Stormbreaker.
Strange, we all right?
Swear to me on your mother.
Swear to me.
Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.
Tears?
Tell Klein we'll meet him at...
Tell him about the dance-off to save the universe.
Tell me his name again.
Tell me she's lying.
Tell me what it needs.
Tell me what you feel.
Tell me where the girl is or I swear to you
Tell me, why is this any different?
Ten times bigger.
Thank you for standing with us.
Thank you, Captain.
Thank you, sweet rabbit.
Thank you.
Thanos already has the Power Stone...
Thanos has the biggest army in the universe...
Thanos is coming.
Thanos is just the latest in a long line of bastards...
Thanos threatens half the universe.
Thanos will have nothing but dust and blood.
Thanos will have that stone.
Thanos!
Thanos.
That already makes him
That is, it was.
That place is a legend.
That was a mistake.
That was close.
That was quick.
That was really gross.
That's Nidavellir.
That's a bit much.
That's a court-martial.
That's him.
That's life though, isn't it, I guess.
That's not gonna happen.
That's right.
That's suicide.
That's the thing right there. Let's go.
That's too high a price.
That's what killing you means.
That's why you're so bad at it.
That's why I trusted you to find the Soul Stone.
The Avengers broke up. We're toast.
The Big Bang sent six elemental crystals...
The Kingsguard
The Olympics.
The Sanctum remains unguarded.
The Tesseract.
The Thanos-killing kind.
The Time Stone's been taken.
The Time and Mind Stones are safe on Earth.
The adults are talking.
The attack on New York, that's him.
The blade, it stopped me from phasing.
The children born...
The entire time I knew Thanos, he only ever had one goal.
The fact is we have this stone.
The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
The hell happened to this planet?
The mechanism is crippled.
The only way I could sneak it off Contraxia was up my...
The other right.
The price.
The rabbit is correct
The star's gone out.
The stone had better be up there.
The stone is on Vormir.
The structure is polymorphic.
The universe has judged you.
The universe lies within your grasp.
Then I'll take it off your corpse.
Then he killed everyone anyway.
Then it will be the noblest ending in history.
Then we better keep 'em in front of us.
Then we have to go to Knowhere now.
Then we have to protect it.
Then you're more of a fool than I took you for.
There are six stones out there.
There are two more stones on Earth.
There was no other way.
There's a spaceship!
There's an 11:00.
There's an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?
There's no one here.
There's something we need to discuss, little one.
There's too many of 'em!
There. You've got it.
Therefore Thanos can't get it.
Therefore he's going to Knowhere.
These Infinity Stones
They called me a madman.
They can't stop him, Wanda, but we can.
They make the most powerful, horrific weapons
They okay?
They really clear the mind.
They surrender?
They were originally designed for microsurgery.
They would all cease to exist. I call that mercy.
They're killing themselves.
They're not for him.
They're with the Avengers.
Thing's on autopilot.
This day extracts a heavy toll.
This forge hasn't gone dark in centuries.
This is a one-way ticket.
This is a real wake-up call for me. Okay.
This is awkward.
This is it.
This is no place to die.
This is the plan? We're gonna hit him with a brick?
This isn't Coney Island. This isn't a field trip.
This isn't gonna be like New York, pal.
This isn't love.
This one may be tired of war.
This place looks deserted.
This ship is self-correcting its course.
This ship.
This suit's already kicked the crap outta the Hulk.
This universe is finite, its resources finite.
This was meant for one big guy, so we gotta
This will be the end of Wakanda.
This... This is a man.
Thor! Say something. Come on.
Thor's gone.
Thor, why would he go to Knowhere?
Thor, you okay?
Thor.
Thor?
Those that are left.
Tinkle in the cup.
Titan was like most planets.
To bring balance to the universe
To ensure that whoever possesses it...
To feel so desperately that you're right...
To see all the possible outcomes
To talk.
Today, I lost more than you can know.
Today...
Tony Stark.
Tony, I'm sorry. Either I can't or he won't.
Tony, listen to me.
Tony, you lost another super-bot?
Tony, you okay?
Tony.
Too many mouths, not enough to go around.
Too much to one side or the other...
Tree, help me find the handle!
Tree, pour what's in the cup
Trust me, I know.
Trust me. And possibly kill me.
Turn! Turn! Turn!
Turns the legs to jelly.
Two weeks ago, Vision turned off his transponder.
Ugh.
Uh, I think you look great.
Uh, I'm sorry. What's the favor?
Uh, Mr. Stark, I'm being beamed up.
Uh, except for that I'm the captain.
Uh, he's from space.
Uh, not bad, for the end of the world.
Uh, sir, I think you should expect quite a big assault.
Uh, we don't do that here.
Uh, what exactly is it that they do?
Uh, what is this guy's problem, Mr. Stark?
Uh, what was his name?
Uh...
Uh... Quill, are you making your voice deeper?
Under no circumstances
Undying?
Universal scales tip toward balance
Unlike everyone else in your life, I don't work for you.
Unlock 17:A.
Up, General. Up!
Vis!
Vis?
Vision is out there somewhere with the Mind Stone...
Vision would've been right here.
Vision's stone.
Vision, get your ass back on the table.
Vision, if that's true,
Vormir!
Wait!
Wait, what kinda weapon are we talkin' about here?
Wait, what, Thanos?
Wakanda forever!
Wake him up.
Wake.
Wanda, I...
Wanda, as soon as that stone's out of his head...
Wanda.
Watch.
We all think that at first.
We are all wrong.
We are arriving.
We are out of time.
We both made promises.
We don't have the Tesseract.
We don't know what it means.
We don't trade lives, Captain.
We don't trade lives, Vision.
We don't wanna kill you, but we will.
We got two ships
We gotta coalesce.
We gotta open his fingers to get it off.
We gotta turn this ship around.
We have blood to spare.
We have to get the stone first. Yeah.
We just want the gauntlet.
We just wanted time.
We know where it is.
We named him after your eccentric uncle.
We need all hands on deck. Where's Clint?
We need to destroy the stone now.
We need to stop Thanos.
We need your help.
We open the barrier.
We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone with our lives.
We take his ship.
We will hold them off.
We'll be safe. We'll be safe.
We'll use it. All right, I have a plan.
We're all gonna die!
We're gonna have a nice dinner tonight.
We're in the endgame now.
We're not having this conversation.
We're not looking. What's there to see?
We're not on speaking terms.
We're straight.
We're too high up. You're running out of air.
Welcome, Thanos, son of Alars.
Well done, boy.
Well, you better find someone
Well, for one thing, I'm not Asgardian.
Well, he's been dead before.
Well, if we don't do our jobs.
Well, there are people who are expecting me too, you know.
Well, this is it, man. This is the last, last second.
Well, well.
What am I supposed to say, "Jesus"?
What are they?
What are you hassling us for?
What did it cost?
What did you do?
What do you know?
What do you mean, "no"?
What do you mean?
What do you want?
What does this monster have to mourn?
What does it say?
What happened here?
What happened?
What if I miss that train?
What if I missed all the trains?
What if this time I didn't go back?
What is he, your ward?
What is this? What the hell is happening?
What is your job exactly?
What master do I serve?
What master do you serve?
What the hell?
What the stone was warning me about.
What the...
What will you do?
What you seek lies in front of you.
What'd you do?
What's a twig? Everybody's seen a twig before.
What's our timeline?
What's the matter with you kids?
What's this?
What's wrong, little one?
What's your name?
What's your plan?
What?
What? No. It's you who doesn't understand...
What? What is it?
When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive.
When you said we were going to open Wakanda
Where is Gamora?
Where is he now?
Where is he?
Where is she?
Where is the Soul Stone?
Where to, Cap?
Where you going?
Where'd he go?
Where'd that come from?
Where's Gamora?
Where's the fight?
Where's the handle?
Where's the stone?
Where's your guy?
Where's your other friend?
Which is what the grenades are for.
Which means we need to find out
Who could find Vision then?
Who just saved your magical ass? Me.
Who the hell are you guys?
Who wants to murder trillions.
Who?
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Please don't put your eggs in me!
Whoa.
Why are we doing this again?
Why didn't you just reprogram
Why does somebody always have to die in this scenario?
Why was she up there all this time?
Why would I lie?
Why would you do that?
Why you, daughter?
Why?
Will you join me on my quest to Nidavellir?
Wipers! Wipers!
With Thanos?
With all six stones, I could simply snap my fingers.
Wong, you're invited to my wedding.
Wow! This is amazing, man.
Wow, you're a seriously
Wow.
Wow. You guys...
Wrong. Where we have to go is Nidavellir.
Yeah, I heard you.
Yeah, I think I'm getting the hang of it.
Yeah, I'm back.
Yeah, I'm fine. I just think
Yeah, and you with it.
Yeah, but the kid's seen more movies.
Yeah, but this Thanos we're talkin' about...
Yeah, he's a king.
Yeah, if your goal was to piss him off.
Yeah, now he wants to run. Great plan.
Yeah, right where I didn't want you to be.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, so conversely,
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, that could be annoying.
Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, that's the thing.
Yeah, uh, speaking of loyalty...
Yeah, we got one advantage. He's coming to us.
Yeah, well, the hotels weren't exactly five star.
Yeah.
Yeah. I'll do you one better. Who's Gamora?
Yeah. That makes sense.
Yep, I'm picking that up too.
Yes! Wait. What are those?
Yes, but there are more than two trillion neurons here.
Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.
Yes, why?
Yes, you can.
Yes.
Yet you never once used your greatest weapon.
You all right?
You are about to die
You are in Wakanda now.
You asked it for a prize, and it told you no.
You asked me to stay.
You better pack it up and get outta here.
You can't be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man...
You can.
You could never hurt me.
You could never.
You could not have possibly thought this through.
You could use some of that right now.
You do understand.
You don't know that!
You don't need that.
You expect too much from him.
You failed.
You got some acorns on you, kid.
You gotta get up. Come on. Hey.
You guys are so screwed now!
You have had the privilege
You have my respect, Stark.
You have the power to destroy the stone.
You hear me? Don't pretend you thought this through.
You kill and torture...
You knew I'd come.
You know Thor?
You know me so well.
You know me?
You know they're only criminals because
You know us?
You know what there should be? No more surprises.
You know what, I'm just gonna speak for myself.
You know you can't eat dumbbells, right?
You know, I'm 1,500 years old.
You know, you really shouldn't
You let her go!
You like it? A little something I...
You may regret that.
You may think this is suffering.
You might say it has a certain wisdom.
You might want to pick up the pace
You must be popular with children.
You must do it. Wanda, please.
You never seen a spaceship before?
You promised. You promised.
You really are the worst brother.
You said Thanos had a gauntlet, right?
You see the teeth on those things?
You seem like a noble leader.
You seem to know a great deal about Thanos.
You should choose your words more carefully.
You should have gone for the head.
You should have shirts in your closet.
You should have...
You should know...
You should've killed me.
You should...
You speak Groot?
You sure you're up to this particular murder mission?
You talk too much.
You throw another moon at me, and I'm gonna lose it.
You told me that too.
You understand, boy?
You were supposed to protect us.
You will have my Kingsguard,
You will not be taking our pod today, sir.
You will pay for his life with yours.
You'll find removing a dead man's spell troublesome.
You'll have to restart the forge.
You'll know when we're close.
You'll never get the chance again.
You'll only wish you were dead.
You're a dude.
You're about to take the full force of a star.
You're all right.
You're an Avenger now.
You're back. You're all right.
You're eating a zarg-nut.
You're from Earth.
You're full of tricks, wizard.
You're generous.
You're going to die for that.
You're gonna get your wings singed.
You're imitating the god-man. It's weird.
You're insane.
You're much more of a Thanos.
You're not helping your case, okay?
You're not so strong now, huh?
You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.
You're one sandwich away from fat.
You're quite the fighter, Gamora.
You're saying Vision isn't just the stone?
You're strong.
You're the ones Thor told us about.
You're totally rambling.
You're trespassing in this city and on this planet.
You're very perceptive.
You're welcome.
You've saved nothing.
You...
Your bodies would crumble
Your father killed my brother.
Your math is blowing my mind.
Your mind is made up
Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.
Your planet was on the brink of collapse.
Your powers are inconsequential
Your powers are quaint.
a god.
a moment...
all of them learning from one another.
and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.
and I will give you the stone.
and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself.
and Thanos retrieves another stone...
and a large assortment of morons.
and clearly the smartest among you.
and future usses and that's it.
and get in behind us...
and he is not gonna stop until he gets...
and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance.
and in the dream you gotta pee.
and now he's back.
and somewhere fast.
and that way it might be really good.
and the Dora Milaje have been alerted.
and watch the sun rise on a grateful universe.
and we have to find him now.
and you call it mercy.
are made of Cotati metal fibers.
are the blow-off-your-junk kind or the gas kind?
as you fought by my side.
as your minds collapsed into madness.
at forging than they are cleaning.
at the hands of the Children of Thanos.
because he stole it last week when he decimated Xandar.
because it's where Thanos isn't.
because of your sacrifice.
billions of miles from Earth with no backup.
bows before your grandeur.
breaking through the tree line.
but I've been through a lot.
but none succeeded.
but then Ben & Jerry's named a flavor after me.
but you know what I'm trying to say.
but you saw what they did, what they can do.
by wiping out half of all life.
can we bring the Time Stone to Thanos.
compared to mine.
could end your friend's life in an instant.
destiny arrives all the same.
do hereby pledge to you...
don't forget this might be dangerous...
each control an essential aspect of existence.
every axe, hammer, sword...
for a soul.
god of mischief...
hanging a couple on my belt right here.
have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies.
have your old rooms back.
he and Scott took a deal. It was too tough
he can do it with the snap of his fingers like this.
he told me that I had a half-sister...
he'll be too powerful to stop.
he's not going for one of the other stones?
he's the toughest there is.
how you fit your head into that helmet.
hurtling across the virgin universe.
if it comes to saving you
if it's a better plan to fight him on our turf or his...
if there's no neighborhood.
if you thought it would add even the slightest trinket...
in a junk pile in the middle of space.
in your back pocket, Doc!
it extracts a terrible price.
it may also be his best chance against us.
it's all inside your head.
its molecular integrity could fail.
let the dark magic flow through me one last...
loyal piece of outerwear, aren't you?
made you the fiercest woman in the galaxy.
massacre by massacre.
more as a Titan-killing, long-term booty call.
moving your hair, would ya?
my undying fidelity.
nay, the nobility...
not make it back for a while.
of a complex construct of overlays.
of being saved by the Great Titan.
of standing so incredibly still...
of the coming conflict.
on a scale hitherto undreamt of.
on their families. They're on house arrest.
or the kid or the Time Stone...
out into space and go in the cup again.
out of you for the rest of the trip. You understand?
pin him down, get what we need.
reality can be whatever I want.
really look like crap.
scrounging for scraps.
shouldn't I?
so let's put on our mean faces.
something very similar to its own signature, perhaps...
stick this one down a garbage disposal?
talk that way to your captain, Quill.
that I become invisible to the eye.
that Thanos has been inside my head for six years.
that he imprisoned in Hel.
that it's imperceptible.
that your meaningless lives are now contributing...
that's 100% you.
the Border Tribe, the Dora Milaje, and...
the Reality Stone's been safely stored there
the blazing power of a neutron star.
the entire universe could be at risk.
the fate of the universe is at stake.
the path that we're on leads to Thanos.
the rightful king of Jotunheim...
the stone demands a sacrifice.
the stone.
the strongest creature in the whole universe.
the sun will shine on us again.
the synapses to work collectively?
then maybe going isn't the best idea.
there was nothing. Then...
there would be judgment.
there's no bathrooms. What am I gonna do?
there's nothing between them and Vision.
there's still a whole lot of Vision left.
they're all tremendous motivators.
this is not what I imagined.
time.
to a sufficiently powerful energy source...
to be certain that Thanos can't get it.
to ever torment the universe.
to save how many millions of people?
to the rest of the world...
to this entity in my head.
to try to stop Thanos.
to wield not one, but two Infinity Stones.
to your pathetic collection.
to your vaguely irritating person...
trying to see if this could work and...
understands its power...
was so slow...
we have a Hulk.
we might have to push our 8:30 res.
we'll fight you too.
we're now in a flying doughnut...
what more could I lose?
what's at stake here.
when he destroyed my ship and slaughtered half my people.
when you got what you deserved.
where he's going next.
which would give us more time together before you went back.
will give us a little cheddar cheese for our effort.
will never be...
wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something...
with a man called the Collector.
with the Master of the Mystic Arts.
with the Time Stone still attached
won't be joining us...
yet to fail, nonetheless.
you actually have to pee.
you blow it to hell.
you had that same will...
you have become Children of Thanos.
you must lose that which you love.
you wouldn't have done that.
you'd die for that.
you'd sell your own brother...
you'll kill me.
you're a total d-hole.
you're gonna need more than one stupid eyeball.
you've chosen to call them that, right, sir?
your sister snuck aboard this ship to kill me.