沃爾特 你見到我的鑷子了嗎 Walter, have you seen my tweezers?
二氧 化碳
夢之隊
抱歉 你需要用那個杯子嗎 Sorry. Did you need that mug?
我需要喝那杯咖啡 I needed that coffee.
那麼 So...
-獨角特 -你在做什麼呢 夥計 - Unitee. - what you making, bud?
給你巡邏時用的裝備 A gadget for you to wear on patrol.
這是能保護你的最佳工具 It's the perfect tool to keep you safe.
按這個按鈕會發出巨響 This button makes a really loud sound
讓敵人失去行動力 to incapacitate your enemies.
像這樣 Like that.
按這個會把你包裹在抱抱氣囊中 This one can wrap you in an inflatable hug
這樣就沒人能傷到你了 so no one can hurt you.
這個是在你寡不敵眾的時候用的 And this one is for when you're outnumbered.
只要你平舉著手說 "不許動" You just hold out your hand and say, "Stop!"
然後砰 And boom!
就有閃粉撒下來 Glitter cloud!
壞人就不會傷害你了 And the bad guys will leave you alone.
因為閃粉讓人開心嗎 Because glitter makes people happy?
因為折射光 Because the refracted light
會讓腸嗜鉻細胞 causes the enterochromaffin cells
釋放血清素 to release serotonin.
是的 閃粉讓人開心 Yeah, glitter makes people happy.
我們試試 Let's try it out.
你說不許我拆掉你的手機 對吧 Remember how you told me not to take apart your cell phone?
沃爾特·貝克特 你把我的手機... Walter Beckett, you took apart my...
還想殺我嗎 Still wanna kill me?
不 恰恰相反 No. Just the opposite.
那就說明管用 Then it works!
我還在考慮加一些貓咪影像 I also wanna add some kitten visuals
它能刺激眼窩前額皮質 to trigger the orbitofrontal cortex.
11-A-25 代號6 北104 11-A-25, Code Six, 104 North.
親愛 我得走了 Hon, I gotta go.
該我值班了 Time for my shift.
乖乖的 好嗎 Be good for Gram, okay?
我和你一起去 I'll come with you.
我可以在路上做好這個東西 I can finish this on the way.
絕對不給你添麻煩 You won't even know I'm there.
你現在需要去上學 What you need to do is get ready for school.
媽媽 學校最無聊 Oh, Mom, school's boring.
而且同學都說我是怪胎 And the kids think I'm weird.
怪胎 Weird?
看著我 Hey, look at me.
怪又怎麼了 What's wrong with weird?
世界需要這種怪 The world needs weird.
聽著 我現在是在保護我們的社區 Listen, I'm out there keeping the neighborhood safe.
但總有一天 你的這些創意 But one day, your ideas...
你的裝備 your gadgets...
將能保護這個世界 are gonna keep the world safe.
而所有人都會希望自己和你一樣怪 And everybody will wish they were as weird as you.
你真這麼覺得嗎 You think?
我很確定 I know.
好了 給我一個不是氣囊的抱抱吧 Now, give me a non-inflatable hug.
愛你 搭檔 Love you, partner.
我保證 我永遠都會支持你 I promise I'll always have your back.
怪胎隊 Team Weird?
怪胎隊 Team Weird.
十四年後
日本 巖手縣
是想進去嗎
冷死我了 Man, it's cold!
夥計們 你們好 Hey, fellas. Konichiwa.
我是蘭斯·斯特林特工 Special Agent Lance Sterling.
你們好嗎 How you livin'?
-別動 -不許動
好的好的 Okay, okay.
都冷靜了吧 Everybody good?
我只是要拿走他的槍 I'm just gonna take his gun
然後丟給那個雪人 and I'm gonna toss it to that snowman.
然後在你們倆一頭霧水 And while you're both looking all confused,
想搞清楚怎麼回事的時候 trying to figure out what's going on...
我就打暈你們 I'm just gonna knock you out.
沒必要這樣吧 He didn't deserve that.
帶翅膀的小老鼠 Rats with wings.
當前位置
我就位了 I'm in position.
情況如何 What is your situation?
監控馬上 Just getting a visual...
就位 now.
十點鐘方向 10 o'clock.
木村勝 Katsu Kimura.
最受歡迎軍火商 Everybody's favorite arms dealer.
那裏 那個公文箱就是目標 There. That briefcase is your objective.
裏面放的是M9暗殺無人機 Inside is the M9 Assassin.
M9暗殺無人機
第一款半自動攻擊型無人機 The first semi-autonomous attack drone,
依靠大氣電學供能 powered by atmospheric energy.
永不關機 Never shuts down,
絕不會中途放棄目標 never stops pursuing its target.
是他們從我們的秘密武器實驗室偷走的 They stole it from our covert weapons lab.
詹金斯局長 Director Jenkins,
有敵人向他移動 he's got incoming.
接近警告
監測到附近多了七十個敵人 Detecting 70 extra hostiles around the perimeter.
我不想再來一次吉爾吉斯斯坦那樣的大混戰 I don't want another mess like Kyrgyzstan.
蘭斯 來了七十個黑社會歹徒 Lance, listen to me. You've got 70 yakuza incoming.
先撤退 Stand down.
沒我平時處理的棘手嘛 That's better odds than I usually get.
不 不要交戰 No! Do not engage.
這次你要等後援隊 This time, you need to wait for the backup team.
隊伍 Team?
我一向單飛 I fly solo.
等等 蘭斯 聽我... Wait. Lance, listen to...
已下線
我想他關掉了... I think he cut off...
-我知道 -好的 抱歉 - I get it! - Yeah, great, that's right. Sorry.
買家來了 去 The buyer is here. Go!
看來該出場了 Guess it's time to introduce myself.
殺手節奏
你知道怎麼確認自己是世界最棒的特工嗎 You know how you can tell when you're the world's greatest spy?
斯特林 Sterling.
蘭斯·斯特林 Lance Sterling.
當大家都知道你的名字的時候 Everyone knows the name.
我要那個公文箱 I'mma need that case.
除非我死了 Over my dead body.
只需要在迷走神經上施加三盎司的力量 Just 3 ounces of pressure to the vagus nerve...
瞧瞧你的人 and then look at your boy.
晚安了您吶 Sleepy night-night.
介意給我搭把手嗎 Hey, you mind giving me a hand?
拜託 Come on.
哪句把你惹生氣了 關於手的玩笑嗎 What was it? The hand joke?
你不記得我了 是嗎 You don't remember me, do you?
我能說什麼 我見得壞人太多了 What can I say? I meet a lot of bad guys.
我會讓你體驗到前所未有的痛苦 I'm gonna show you pain that you can't imagine.
別留情 Make it hurt.
感覺那句不是什麼好話 I don't think that subtitle was in my favor.
好的 好的 Okay. Oh, okay.
你們想來硬的 那就來吧 You wanna do it the hard way? Let's go, then.
我們來硬的 Let's do it the hard way.
大鬧一場吧 It's about to get messy.
搞什麼... What the...
別太在意輸贏 Don't take the loss so hard.
你們已經很不錯了 I mean, you did great.
而且你們還見到了蘭斯·斯特林 And you got to meet Lance Sterling.
變身特工
華盛頓特區
團結 榮譽 信任 英勇
下一個 好的 東西都放在籃子裏 Next. Okay, put everything in the bin.
好 過去吧 Yes, come through.
-他來了 -他來了 - He's coming. - Wow. Here he comes!
是的 Yes,
你們沒看錯 your eyes aren't deceiving you.
是的 就是他 Yep, it's him.
謝謝 謝謝 Thank you, thank you.
氣色不錯啊 斯特林特工 Looking good, Agent Sterling!
你看起來也不錯嘛 Not looking so bad yourself.
謝謝 謝謝大家 Thank you. Thank you.
大家回去工作吧 回去... Yeah, you know what? Go ahead back to work. Go ahead back...
這太...太隆重了 It's too... It's too much.
或許隆重得剛剛好 It's probably the right amount.
不過你們還是該回去工作 回去工作 But still go back to work. Still go back to work.
你真瘋狂 You're so crazy.
你好啊 斯特林 What's up, Sterling?
盧卡斯 Lucas!
我叫戴夫 My name's Dave.
-紀念那些為國家事業奉獻生命的人
就是這樣 很高興見到你 There you go. Good to see you.
-早上好 長官 -各位好 擊個拳 - Morning, sir. - Fellas, give it to me.
-哥們 你看到了嗎 -再也別洗那隻手了 - Dude, did you see that? - Never wash that hand again.
我感覺變強了 我真的感覺變強了 I feel stronger. Like, I legit feel stronger.
-我能握一下嗎 -當然 - Can I hold it? - Yeah.
-會計部的夥計 -感謝獲勝 斯特林 - Dude from Accounting. - Thanks for the win, Sterling.
算好我的錢 算好我的錢 Keep my money right. Keep my money right.
去吧 夥計 好的 Go ahead, man. All right.
歡迎回來 蘭斯 Welcome back, Lance.
謝謝 謝謝 Thank you, thank you.
他是歷來最可愛的特工 He's the most adorable agent ever!
有人要倒霉了 Somebody gonna get it.
斯特林特工 Agent Sterling.
沃爾特·貝克特 Walter Beckett.
怪胎 Weirdo.
獨角特愛你 Unitee loves you.
好的 獨角特 All right, Unitee.
想像一下 Imagine...
水熱爆炸即將把你的臉融掉 a hydrothermal explosion is about to melt your face off.
但這是什麼 But what's this?
一個能用安全密封囊包住你的裝備 A gadget that can surround you in a pressurized pocket of safety?
"有用嗎" 暫時沒用 但說不定呢 "Can it work?" It hasn't yet, but maybe.
來吧 Here we go.
第九場 第三十次測試 Session number nine, test 30...
特倫斯 Terrance.
今晚有《心在首爾》的季終集 Tonight's the season finale of Hearts in Seoul.
我給你發了電子邀請 I sent you an e-vite.
我... I...
你只需點一下"接受"... You just click "accept" in your...
斯特林特工 Agent Sterling.
我是沃爾特·貝克特 很高興見到... Walter Beckett. Pleasure to meet...
你用了 You used it.
你碰了我的東西 You touched my stuff.
好吧 我知道那不合傳統 但... Okay, okay. Look, I know it's non-traditional, but...
想像一下 小鬼 Feel me here, little man.
我在外面 So, I'm out there...
拯救世界 做大事 you know, and I'm saving the world, doing big things.
那就是我的工作 That's what I do.
我的方式 And the way I do it...
就是讓我的東西 is to have my things
發揮它們應該發揮的功能 do the things I expect my things to do.
沒錯 Yep.
比如爆炸 Like blow stuff up.
在外面 See, out there...
我得以火攻火 I gotta fight fire with fire.
因為如果我嘗試以閃粉攻火 Because if I try to fight fire with glitter...
我的臉可能會被燒掉 I could get my face burned off.
但你沒有 But you didn't.
因為貓咪閃粉起效了 Because the kitty glitter worked.
-貓砂 -閃粉 - Kitty litter? - Glitter.
貓咪閃粉 Kitty glitter.
科學證據表明看到小貓咪 It's scientifically proven that watching kittens...
會使腸嗜鉻細胞分泌血清素 causes the enterochromaffin cells to release serotonin.
閃粉讓人開心 Glitter makes people happy.
知道什麼會更好用嗎 Know what works even better?
手榴彈 A grenade.
那有點暴力 不是嗎 It's kinda violent, don't you think?
擁抱拯救不了世界 威爾遜 Can't save the world with a hug, Wilson.
我叫沃爾特 It's Walter.
如果可以呢 And what if you could?
抱抱氣囊 The inflatable hug.
我最近在研發的一種自我保護裝備 Kind of a personal protection device I've been developing.
這是對納稅人稅款的可恥浪費 This is a vile waste of taxpayer dollars.
我只是想說 讓人們團結 Look, I'm just saying you can do more by bringing people together...
比把人炸飛更有意義 than blowing them up.
如果我能說服你 And if I can convince you,
我們就能說服整個情報局 we can convince the whole agency.
沒有"我們" There is no "we."
斯特林特工... Agent Sterling. Just...
-好吧 好吧 -小屁孩 - Okay. Okay, okay. - Millennials.
不 等等 等等 請不要關門 No, wait, wait, wait. Please don't close that door.
戰術實驗室
不感興趣 Not interested.
你一定得聽我說完 Listen, you gotta hear me out.
不管是什麼 不聽 Whatever it is, no.
我一直在家研究一樣東西 Look, I've been working on this thing at home, right...
它將永遠改變特工行動 that is gonna change spying forever.
想像一下 Imagine...
如果我能讓你 稍等 if I could make you, wait for it...
請擊鼓 drumroll, please...
消失 disappear.
消失 Disappear?
沒錯 Yeah.
消失 Disappear.
你為什麼那個樣子說話 Why are you saying it like that?
為了創造效果 For effect.
它讓我特別興奮 I'm totally excited about it.
它叫 It's called
生物動態隱形 bio-dynamic concealment.
彭 扔麥 Boom. Mic drop.
把這張臉隱形 Conceal this?
那樣就不需要防彈衣 I mean, you wouldn't need a bulletproof suit.
不需要爆炸袖扣 You wouldn't need exploding cufflinks.
你可以潛入任何地方 You could blend in anywhere.
如果你完全... What if you were totally...
隱形呢 invisible?
哥們 Dude.
太慘了 That's a mess.
別擔心 Don't worry yourself.
效果只是暫時的 The effects, they're only temporary.
好吧好吧 我要出去了 All right, cool, cool. I'm gonna get outta here.
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait.
你是世界上最厲害的特工 Look, you're the world's greatest spy.
從來沒有人肯聽我的想法 Nobody ever listens to my ideas
或給我機會 or gives me a chance...
但如果你給我機會 but if you did...
我們聯手 together...
真的能大有作為 we could really make a difference.
"大有作為" "Make a difference"?
小子 我就是作為本為 Boy, I am the difference.
我只需要你在我想要手榴彈時 All I need from you is when I want a grenade...
給我製造手榴彈 make me a grenade.
你能做到嗎 Can you do that?
有更好的方法 There's a better way.
回答錯誤 威利 Wrong answer, Willy.
你被開除了 You're fired.
什麼 等等 What? Wait.
不不不 請不要開除我 No, no, no. Please, please don't fire me!
怪胎 Weirdo.
任務完成 Mission accomplished.
天啊 我跟你們說 這是我的最佳行動之一 Man, I'm telling you, it was one of my best.
我超拉風 I was on fire.
打鬥 爆炸 妙語連珠 Fighting, explosions, tons of witty catchphrases.
蘭斯 Lance?
我不得不越過一架直升機 I had to jump through a helicopter.
蘭斯 Lance?
-知道吧 -蘭斯 - Right? - Lance!
拜託你解釋一下為什麼這是空的 Please tell me you have an explanation for why this is empty.
最好 特工
我知道為什麼 I know why.
因為被他偷了 Because he stole it.
你說什麼 Excuse me?
我是內務部的瑪茜·卡佩爾特工 Agent Marcy Kappel, Internal Affairs.
介意我的小隊搜查一下房間嗎 Mind if my team sweeps the room?
我介意 Yes, I mind.
我的代號是千里眼 They call me Eyes.
光譜分析以及量子光感熱成像 Spectral analysis and quantum optical thermography.
我是順風耳 負責聲音 Ears. Sound.
行 Okay.
你們立刻從我眼前消失 Hey, y'all need to ease out of my face right now.
武器已解除 我走了 Weapons deactivated. Backing up.
拘捕斯特林特工 Take Agent Sterling into custody.
好了 夠了 All right, enough!
這是我最頂尖的特工 We're talking about my top agent here.
我信任這個男人 I trust this man.
我們唯一能信任的只有事實 The only thing we can trust is the facts.
千里眼 Eyes?
東京的一個監控攝像頭 A surveillance camera in Tokyo
在你任務結束兩小時後拍到了這段錄像 picked this up two hours after your mission.
站住別動 Stop right there.
-蘭斯 -喬伊 - Lance? - Joy.
他的心率突然飆升 His heart rate just spiked.
因為那不是我 That's because it isn't me.
聲紋波動劇烈 Vocal patterns is all off the hook.
這肯定不對 This has to be wrong.
是不對 我沒有... This is wrong! I didn't...
有一個裝機械手的傢伙 Look, there was a guy with a robot hand.
他偷了暗殺無人機 He stole the Assassin,
他掃瞄了我的臉來陷害我 and he scanned my face to frame me.
聽起來有可能 That sounds plausible,
一點也不像你剛剛編出來的 and not like something you just made up.
聽起來像科幻片 老兄 Sounds a little Scooby-Doo, bro.
那不是我 It isn't me!
那我複述一遍 Okay, so, just to be clear...
有個裝機械手偽裝成蘭斯樣貌的人 there's a man with a robot hand and Lance's face
偷走了M9暗殺無人機 who took the M9 Assassin.
大家都覺得沒問題嗎 We all feel good about that?
好 結案 我們回家吧 Okay, case closed. Let's go home.
你知道嗎 You know what?
有個壞人我們必須得阻止 There's a bad guy who needs to be stopped.
完全同意 Couldn't agree more.
你水平不錯 You're good.
蘭斯 你配合就行 Lance, just cooperate.
沒料到 是不是 Didn't see that coming, did you?
你料到了那個了嗎 Did you see that coming?
他跑了 他們為什麼總是要跑 He's running. Why do they always run?
又要去拯救世界了 Off to save the world again?
對 你也是 你也是 Uh, yeah, you, too. You, too.
-怎麼樣 斯特林 -挺好的 挺好的 - 'Sup, Sterling? - All good, all good.
抱歉 Sorry.
斯特林 Sterling!
行動 Now.
西北角 Northwest corner.
看到了 Got him.
借過 借過 Coming through, coming through.
保安 Security!
封鎖這裏 Shut this place down!
斯特林特工 Agent Sterling?
最好照她說的做 I would do what she says.
她特別煩人 She is very unpleasant.
叛變特工 蘭斯·斯特林
北海 秘密武器基地
斯特林特工 你怎麼來了 Agent Sterling! What's happening, man?
我剛剛還在跟大伙講你那次... I was just telling the guys about the time you...
目標已鎖定
好了 斯特林 All right, Sterling.
動動腦子 Think.
還有人知道那個機械手的事 Somebody else knows about Robot Hand.
是誰 Who?
木村 Kimura.
找到木村 Find Kimura.
正在追蹤木村 Tracking Katsu Kimura.
追蹤手機信號 衛星網絡搜索
攔截到墨西哥普拉亞德爾卡曼的無線信號 Wireless signal intercepted in Playa Del Carmen, Mexico.
墨西哥 普拉亞德爾卡曼 發現手機信號 木村勝
墨西哥 普拉亞德爾卡曼
你不該打給我的 You shouldn't be calling me.
墨西哥 Mexico.
我要保持低調 I'm trying to lay low!
我得消失 I need to disappear.
消失 Disappear.
網絡在線
沃爾特·貝克特 已停職
找到了 Bingo.
希望你準備好了 威爾伯 Hope you got your pants on, Wilbur.
沃爾特·貝克特 已停職
華盛頓特區 當前位置
弗吉尼亞州 亞歷山德裏亞 終點
威爾伯家
沃爾特家
沃爾特·貝克特
獨角特 Unitee.
我想你 媽媽 I miss you, Mom.
英雄警官遇害 溫迪·貝克特 夢之隊
看 心肝 See, Lovey?
有些夢的確會成真 Some dreams do come true.
好 Okay.
開始生物動態隱形測試 Commencing bio-dynamic concealment
第83次 第五批 test number 83, batch five.
放熱反應 Exothermic reaction.
有放熱反應 That's an exothermic reaction.
心肝 你能借我一根羽毛嗎 Uh, Lovey, could I borrow a feather, please?
謝謝 Thank you.
給你點回禮 Here's a little something for you.
如果這個有用 If this works,
他們就得讓我復職 they'll have to give me my job back.
不可能 居然成功了 No way. It worked.
成功了 It worked.
成功了 成功了 成功了 It worked! It worked! It worked!
心肝 成功了 成功了 Lovey, it worked! It worked!
我得消失 I need to disappear.
什麼...你怎麼... What... How did you...
你在我家做什... What are you doing in my...
怎麼了 What's up?
行了 聽著 Okay, listen.
你之前說的 That next-generation concealment tech
跨時代隱形技術... you were talking about earlier...
你該不會手上就有吧 you wouldn't happen to have it on hand, would you?
實際上 我手裏確實有 Actually, I do happen to have it in hand.
-給我看看 -當然 - Show it to me. - Sure. Um...
你要喝點什麼嗎 Well, can I offer you a drink?
我有水 I got water,
代餐飲料... Soylent drinkable meal replacement...
好 我喝過了 Good. We had a drink.
說說你的技術吧 So, what are we talking about here?
是光學折射隱身衣 Light-bending camo suit?
還是適應性反應硅... Adaptive response silicon...
代餐飲料的回味真奇怪 Diet stuff has a weird aftertaste.
到底是什麼技術 What's the tech?
你剛剛喝下去了 Well, you just drank it.
-喝了什麼 -那個技術 - Drank what? - The tech.
現在沒了 對 Now it's gone. Yep.
你這裏為什麼有只鴿子 Why do you have a pigeon in here?
那是心肝 是我室友 Yeah, okay, that's just Lovey. She's my roommate.
-我要怎麼做 -真怪 - How am I gonna do this? - Um, that's weird.
這真糟糕 This is bad.
-有只鴿子在你屋裏 -不是的 - To have a pigeon in your house. - No, it's not.
很神奇 It's amazing.
是科學 來吧 It's science. Here we go.
你剛剛喝下了一種可食用配方 You just drank an ingestible formula
它的CRISPR-Cas9基因編輯器 that uses a CRISPR-Cas9 genetic editor...
可以在分子層面重組你的DNA to resequence your DNA on a molecular level.
科學超棒 Science rocks.
幫我個忙 Okay, here's what I need you to do.
假裝自己是個正常人 Pretend like you're a normal person
跟一個比你帥得多的正常人解釋 talking to a much cooler normal person.
在四十五秒之後 In precisely 45 seconds,
你將變成... you will transform into...
一隻鴿子 a pigeon.
再見 I'm out.
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait.
你將經歷的一切 What you're about to experience
是特工行動的未來 is the future of espionage.
好吧 Okay.
你或許會有一些輕微的不適 You might be experiencing some mild discomfort.
或嚴重的不適 Or severe.
我會做好記錄的 I'll make a note of that.
你是報復我開除你 對吧 This is because I fired you, right?
夠了 我要走了 Okay, I'm gonna walk outta here.
可能不容易哦 Yeah, that might be hard.
因為你的染色體正在斷裂重組 Because you're in the middle of chromothripsis.
細胞診斷結果
心臟不穩定
胃部不穩定
好吧 估計要暈了 Okay, might pass out.
你肯定得暈過去 You're definitely gonna pass out.
你的基因組會被粉粹 Your genomes are being smashed apart...
然後重組為鴿子的DNA so they can be reassembled with pigeon DNA.
抗住 蘭斯 Muscle it down, Lance.
抗住 Muscle it down.
你做了什麼 你做了什麼 What did you do? What did you do?
你正在進入第二階段 You're entering Phase Two.
表觀遺傳調節 Epigenetic modulation.
設想一下所有的基因都有一個開關 Think of each gene as having a switch.
然後你的開關會一個接一個地撥到鴿子那一類 And one by one, your switches are flipping to pigeon.
人鴿 人鴿 人鴿 Human-pigeon, human-pigeon, human-pigeon.
別動燈了 Stop with the lights!
等等 快看我的手 Wait, look at my hand!
我的手怎麼了 What's happening to my hand?
縮小的手 Baby hand.
這是最後一個階段 This is the final phase!
也不賴嘛 This isn't so bad.
你的身體大量分泌內啡呔 Your body is being flooded with endorphins
讓你準備迎接即將到來的 to prepare you for the immense physical pain
生理劇痛 you're about to experience.
等等 再說一遍 Wait. Say that again.
你給我下毒了 You poisoned me!
"下毒" "Poisoned"?
我的專業又不是這個 That's not even my department.
快把毒排出去 Squeeze the poison out.
我不建議這麼做 I wouldn't do that.
三秒鐘 Three seconds.
你不會有事的 相信我 You're gonna be fine. Trust me.
來吧 Here we go.
怎麼回事 What?
那個表有點快 That clock's fast.
蘭斯 Lance?
蘭斯 Lance.
成功了 It worked.
實驗對像體征穩定 Subject's vitals are stable.
插入直腸溫度計 Inserting rectal thermometer.
沒關係的 朋友 It's okay, buddy.
沒關係的 你別擔心 It's okay. Don't you worry.
你的好朋友沃爾特就在這呢 Your good friend Walter is here.
實驗對像似乎暈頭轉向了 Subject appears disoriented.
我當然暈頭轉向了 Of course I'm disoriented.
你會說話 You can talk?
心肝 他會說話 Lovey, he can talk!
-成功了 -我的眼睛 - It worked. - My eyes!
成功了 It worked.
-你敢相信嗎 -你把我的眼睛怎麼了 - Can you believe this? - What did you do to my eyes?
-蘭斯 看著我 -你都做了... - Lance, look at me. - What did...
看著你 Look at you?
我做不到不看你 沃爾特 I can't not look at you, Walter.
我能同時看到我的屁股和你的臉 I can see my butt and your face at the same time!
真是太酷了 That is so cool!
事實上 鴿子的視野有360度 Fact, pigeons have 360-degree vision.
現在沒人能從身後偷偷接近你了 Now, nobody can sneak up behind you.
-行了 妹子 別蹭了 -真是太棒了 - Stop, girl. Come on. - This is so great.
世界上所有的 Pigeons can be found
大城市裏都有鴿子 in every major city around the world...
沒人會注意到鴿子 and no one notices them.
這是特工最佳的潛伏形式 It's the most perfect form a spy could take.
你最好馬上把我變回去 You better un-bird me right now.
我受夠了 我沒和你開玩笑 把我變回... That's it. I'm not playing with you. Un-bird...
我的嗓門太大了 I'm raising my voice.
我或許不該對你大聲吼 I probably shouldn't be raising my voice at you.
你估計也能理解 I guess you could imagine
我現在有點焦慮 I'm a little stressed right now.
我需要你把我變回去 沃爾特 I need you to un-bird me, Walter.
當然可以 Of course.
我現在就開始研究解藥 I'll start working on an antidote right now.
開始 Start?
這個配方還完全處於理論階段 但你... The formula was purely theoretical until you...
你會開始研究 你沒有解藥 You're gonna start? You don't have an antidote?
行了 妹子 認真的 Stop, girl, seriously.
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay.
你把我變成了鴿子 但無法把我變回去 So, you birded me, and you can't un-bird me.
嚴格來說 是你把自己變成鴿子的 Technically, you kind of birded yourself.
我要揍這小子 I'mma hurt this boy.
-我要揍這小子 -不 不 聽我說 - I'mma hurt this boy. - No, no, look.
我知道你不高興 但一切都沒關係的 I know you're upset, but everything's okay.
我已經打給了情報局 說你在這裏 I called the Agency and told them you're here.
你做了什麼 You did what?
不 不 沒事的 No, no, no, it's okay.
我沒告訴他們你成了一隻鴿子 I didn't tell them you're a bird.
雖然我覺得他們 Although I think they're gonna
馬上就會弄明白 figure that out pretty quickly.
我要閃了 I gotta ghost.
好吧 或許你這個新身體還有 Yeah, there may be one or two downsides
一兩處不足之處 to your new form.
韋伯斯特 開門 Webster, open the door.
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
-怎麼... -你為什麼要躲情報局 - What... - Why are you running from the Agency?
鬆開我 我要跑... Get off me! I'm running...
因為有一個和我長得一樣的壞人 because there's a bad guy out there with my face...
我現在必須要去阻止他 and now I have to try to stop him
傷害別人 以我這鴿子的身份 from hurting people while being a bird.
為此我謝謝你 非常感謝你 And thank you for that. Thank you very much for that.
知道嗎 我要再開除你一次 You know what? You're fired again.
兩度被炒 Double fired!
沒這種說法吧 I don't think that's a thing.
有的 現在就有了 It's a thing. It's a thing now.
好吧 Okay.
就是一身翼裝 It's a wingsuit.
還能有多難 How hard could it be?
該飛了 Time to fly.
不 Nope.
你用一張餐巾和一塊膠布 You broke into the Kremlin using a napkin
就闖入了克里姆林宮 and a piece of duct tape.
進入自己的車應該不是問題 You should be able to get into your own car!
好 好 好 Yep, yep, yep.
快 快 快 Got it, got it, got it... Ow!
拜託啊 Come on.
好了 聽我說 Okay, hear me out.
有人在說話嗎 我聽不到啊 Is somebody talking? I don't hear anybody talking.
尤其是某個兩度被炒 Especially somebody that's been double fired...
即將三度被炒的人 working on a triple fire.
我和你一起去 I'll come with you.
我可以向你展示作為鴿子的所有優勢 I can show you all the advantages of being a pigeon
以及如何讓你成為一名更好的特工 and how it can make you an even better spy.
然後你就會讓我復職 And then you'll give me my job back.
我們雙贏 We both win.
好吧 我考慮一下 All right, let me think about that.
不了 No.
好吧 我估計你還認識別的 Okay. Well, I suppose you have somebody else
擁有移動實驗室 who has a mobile lab...
能把你變回人的傢伙吧 who could turn you back into a man.
-上車 -我絕對不會礙事 - Get in the car. - You won't even know I'm here.
我就坐車外面 不用擔心 I'll just ride out here, don't worry.
對了 我錯了 Right. My bad.
快 快 快 讓一讓 Go, go, go! Moving through.
馬上把那棵樹砍了 I want that tree gone, now!
斯特林特工 Agent Sterling,
立刻從房子裏出來 exit the premises now!
你在幹什麼 快上車 What are you doing? Get in the car!
-我的天啊 -威爾弗雷德 快走 - Holy shit... - Wilfred! Let's move!
上 上 上 Let's go, go, go!
啟動自動駕駛 Activate auto-drive.
自動駕駛已啟動 Auto-drive engaged.
斯特林私人飛機庫 Sterling private jet hangar.
看到了嗎 沃爾特 See that, Walter?
斯特林私人飛機庫
正在初始化路徑
你可以把我變成鳥 You can bird me...
但你不能阻止我 but you can't stop me.
他在我們身後 He was behind us.
繫好安全帶 Buckle up.
把貝克特這小子的全部資料都找出來 And get me everything we can on that Beckett kid.
你覺得他們聯手了嗎 You think they're working together?
斯特林一向單干 他是在利用他 Sterling works alone. He's using him for something.
你把鳥小姐帶來了嗎 You brought the lady bird?
她是我的情感支持動物 She's my emotional support animal.
如果這隻鳥在我車里拉屎 You're gonna need a life support animal
你就需要生命維持動物了 if that bird poop in my...
他們追來了 We got company.
我們的人已經封鎖了 We've got units blocking every street,
方圓八公里內的所有街道 天橋和出口 overpass, and exit within a 5-mile radius.
非常好 開始圍捕吧 Perfect. Time for a cattle drive.
坐穩了 Saddle up!
躲避策略已激活 Evasive maneuvers activated.
躲避策略已激活
我沒時間搞這些 I don't have time for this.
-激活武器 -什麼 - Activate weapons. - What?
-激活武器 -別緊張 - Activating weapons. - Relax.
我只是要把她的輪胎打爆而已 I'm just gonna take out her tires.
這下可不妙 That's really bad.
我賭你不敢 I dare you.
解除武器 Deactivating weapons.
不 我們是好人 No, we're the good guys.
類型 武器
解除 武器
我們不能開槍打其他的好人 We can't shoot the other good guys.
你說得對 沃爾特 Yeah, you're right, Walter.
我們靠邊停車 和他們好好說吧 Let's just pull over and talk it out.
沒錯 可以嗎 Exactly. Can we?
-激活武器 -激活武器 - Activate weapons. - Activating weapons.
-解除武器 -解除武器 - Deactivate weapons. - Deactivating weapons.
類型 隱形 類型 力場 類型 導彈 類型 浮油
不如用浮油這種非致命的東西吧 How about something non-lethal like oil slick?
激活武器 Activate weapons.
解除武器 Deactivate weapons.
別聽沃爾特的 激活武器 Don't listen to Walter. Activate weapons.
-浮油 -激活武器 - Oil slick. - Activate weapons.
浮油 浮油 浮油 Oil slick! Oil slick! Oil slick!
我能行
這人腦子有病 This man trippin'.
浮油 浮油 浮油 Oil slick! Oil slick! Oil slick!
解除 Deactivate.
系統關閉 再見 System shut down. Goodbye.
你幹了什麼 Oh, what did you do?
他就像是柏油路之神 He's like a god of the asphalt.
走著瞧 We'll see about that.
好 我能行 我能行 All right. I got this. I got this.
我能行 我能行 I got this. I got this.
我們要死了 We're gonna die!
-糟了 -小心 - Oh, no. - Watch out!
我們應該馬上就能追上他 We should be coming up on him any second.
準備 停車
到此為止了 This ends now.
大家各就各位了嗎 Is everyone in position?
是的 已就位 Affirmative. In position.
沃爾特 重啟電腦 Walter, get that computer back online.
系統重啟了 Systems coming back online.
防禦軟體啟動 Defensive applications online.
類型 浮油 歡迎回來 斯特林特工
浮油 Oil slick?
好吧 隨便 按下去就是了 Fine, whatever! Just press it!
類型 浮油
我能行
等等 我們正倒著開 Wait! We're driving backwards.
不 No!
免洗洗手液
太刺激了 That was tight.
正式說一句 我是他的粉絲 Yep. It's official. I'm a fan.
還有誰看到那輛車裏有只鴿子嗎 Did anyone else see a pigeon in that car?
自動駕駛已啟動 Auto-drive engaged.
我忍不住覺得我有一點錯 I can't help but feel like some of this is my fault.
有一點 開什麼玩笑 這全是你的錯 Some? Joker, this is all your fault.
降落傘 立刻啟動 Airstrip. Now.
對不起 天吶 I'm sorry. Jeez.
不是故意惹毛你的 Didn't mean to ruffle your feathers.
我恨你 I hate you.
心肝 這就是我們一直在等待的機會 Lovey, this is the opportunity we've been waiting for.
我有很多裝備想要在實戰時測試 There are so many gadgets I wanna test in the field.
我們有粘合泡泡槍 萬花筒手榴彈 We got the binder bubbles, collide-oscope,
催眠星星 責備飛彈 鼾聲魚雷 hypno-stars, blamethrower, snorepedo.
我們有多功能筆 We've got the multi-pen.
我們都沒試過多功能筆 We haven't even tried the multi-pen in the...
我需要一個代號 I'm gonna need a code name.
模仿007經典台詞"我叫邦德 詹姆斯·邦德"
鍵 氫鍵 Bond. Hydrogen Bond.
模仿007經典台詞"我叫邦德 詹姆斯·邦德"
不要 到底在哪 Oh, no, where is it?
等等 那是什麼 Wait! What is that?
那是什麼 What is that?
不不 飛 快飛 快飛 快飛 Oh! No, no. Fly, fly, fly! Fly, fly, fly!
你在裏面還好吧 Hey, everything go okay in there?
我剛剛發現大號和小號 I just found out that number one and number two...
都從一個地方出來 both come out of the same place.
所以不好 一點也不好 So, no. Things are not okay.
那叫做洩殖腔 Yeah. It's called a cloaca.
聽來奇怪也很噁心 It sounds weird and gross,
但有洩殖腔就是說... but having a cloaca just means...
哥們 Dude!
我知道是什麼意思 I know what it means.
我在鏡子裏看到了 Saw it in the mirror.
我知道你現在心情很差 I know you're not in a good place right now...
但做鴿子也有好處 but there are benefits to being a pigeon.
聽清楚我這鳥喙說的話 Okay, so read what used to be my lips.
你之所以在這裏是因為 You're only here, because A,
一 我沒法用觸摸屏把你彈射出去 I can't work a touchscreen enough to eject you...
二 你應該在研究什麼東西吧 and B, you're supposed to be working on something, correct?
解藥 是的 Oh, the antidote. Right. Sure.
解藥要十八個小時才能做好 Yeah, that's going to take 18 hours to render.
剩餘時間 十八小時
我要在鳥的身體裏困十八個小時 I'm stuck like this, with this body, for 18...
天吶 Boy...
好吧 走走消化一下 Whoo! Okay, walk this one off.
木村勝
做鴿子 You know, being a pigeon
其實比看起來要酷多了 is actually way cooler than it seems.
如果你接受自己的新外貌 And if you just embrace your new form,
你就會看到所有的優勢 you'll see all the advantages.
比如你知道嗎 Like, fact, did you know
鴿子能看到慢動作 that pigeons can see in slow motion?
因為其實鴿子的飛行時速 Because, fact, pigeons can fly
可以達到149公里 up to 92.7 miles per hour.
而且其實鴿子是高智慧動物 And, fact, pigeons are highly intelligent animals
喜歡玩遊戲 who like to play games.
還有其實... Oh, and, fact...
其實你應該系安全帶 Fact! You should have kept your seat belt on.
彈射
其實鴿子能看到紫外線 Fact, pigeons can see ultraviolet light...
那是廣譜光 which is a broad spectrum of light
人類肉眼根本看不到 the human eye can't even see.
其實鴿子是群居動物 Fact, pigeons are a flock animal,
這讓它們更容易... which makes it easier for them to...
墨西哥 普拉亞德爾卡曼
木村 我要來抓你了 All right, Kimura, I'm coming for you.
蘭斯·斯特林登場 Lance Sterling is on the scene.
還有鍵 氫鍵也登場 And Bond. Hydrogen Bond.
小子 你該吃藥了 Dude, you need medicine.
快走 快走 Go, go, go!
你們都給我站好了 現在登場的是 All right, y'all better squad up, 'cause here comes the...
你敢用腳扒拉我 Hey! Did you just toe-poke me?
你現在是只鴿子 可以光明正大地走過去 You're a pigeon. You can walk right past them.
我是只普通的鴿子 Just a regular old bird.
鴿子不是這麼叫的 That's not a pigeon sound.
沒長洩殖腔的人 Till you grow a cloaca,
不配有發言權 I decide what the bird sounds are.
他們好蠢啊 They're so stupid.
看到沒 你就跟隱身了一樣 You see, it's like you're invisible.
好吧 All right.
您的房卡 先生 Your room key, sir.
有辦法了 Bingo.
我們兩個可以好好想想 計劃一下 Okay, let's figure this out. You and me. Let's go.
頭腦風暴一下 我們該怎麼找那個大塊頭 Let's brainstorm. How we gonna find this nut?
你就好好坐在這兒 Uh, you are gonna sit down right here
這個沙發超級舒服的 on this very nice couch.
可我是你的僚機呀 But I'm your wingman.
你知道誰需要僚機嗎 這個沙發 Ooh, you know who needs a wingman? That couch.
你就好好坐在這兒 Go sit your narrow behind down
搞你的科學研究吧 and do some science stuff...
我去找木村 我自己去 and I'mma go find Kimura. Alone.
這是什麼令人沉醉的香味 Oh, what is that heavenly smell?
不是吧 Oh, no.
不要這樣 蘭斯 Do not do it, Lance.
蘭斯 要有尊嚴 Lance! Have some dignity.
沃爾特 這是怎麼回事 Walter, what is happening?
一定是某種潛在的鳥類本能在作祟 It must be some sort of latent avian instincts kicking in.
我為什麼在從地上撿吃的 Why am I eating food off of the ground?
為什麼吃起來還這麼美味 Why does it taste amazing?
不了 謝謝你的美意 Ugh. No, I'm good. Thank you.
這位仁兄 說真的 請你離我十步遠 My dude, seriously, give me 10 feet.
我說的是人類的十步 讓開 Hey, no, human feet. Back up.
不要啊 這一幕我再也忘不掉了 Oh, no. I wish I could unsee that.
這可是大事 他們鳥群接受你這個成員了 This is huge. They've made you part of their flock.
我不想成為任何鳥群的成員 I'm not trying to be a part of nobody's flock.
走開 退後 腦殘粉 Shoo! Back up, fanboy.
我才不在乎你的名字是不是叫傑夫 閃開 I don't care that your name is Jeff. Beat it.
你能聽得懂他們的語言 You can understand them?
什麼 不是 當然不是 What? No, no!
-心肝是真的愛我嗎 -我才不要聽鳥語 - Does Lovey really love me? - I'm not hearing bird-talk.
我是她最好的朋友嗎 Am I her best friend?
哪裏都不對勁 None of this is right!
很高興認識你 傑夫 Nice to meet you, Jeff.
別再跟傑夫說話了 Stop talking to Jeff!
讓我來看看你用的什麼假名 木村 All right, what alias are you using, Kimura?
非木村
"Not Kimura."
給你聰明壞了 That's clever.
我太擅長這個了 I am way too good at this.
拜託 Oh, come on.
說真的 夥計們 現在別添亂 Seriously, fellas. Not now.
這太丟人了 This is so humiliating.
我不是來玩遊戲的 Hey, I'm not for the games.
你們最好別 You better not... Mmm-mmm.
別動 Stop it.
別動 不許動 Stop it! Stop!
不要 No!
快停下 你們是有什麼毛病 Stop it! What is wrong with you?
看到了嗎 加入鳥群對你有幫助 Well, would you look at that? Being in a flock helped you.
我沒加入鳥群 Not my flock!
蘭斯 Lance...
蘭斯 Lance.
等等 等一下 Wait, wait, wait. Uh...
你不應該獨自上去 You should not go up there alone.
也許還有別的事我可以幫忙 Maybe I have something else that can help.
沃爾特 我不需要你的幫助 Walter, I do not need your help.
永遠不需要 Never will.
能給我按一下20層嗎 Can you push "20" for me, please?
你不是不用我幫忙嗎 I thought you didn't need any help.
我是不用 I don't.
-剛剛好像幫了 -沒有 - Feels like helping. - Nope.
-幫了一點吧 -沒有 - Yeah, a little bit. - Didn't.
-幫了 -沒有 - Did! - Did not!
誰在那 Who's there?
趁你現在還有嘴趕緊說 Talk while you still have lips.
閉嘴 木村 Shut it, Kimura.
斯特林 Sterling.
看前面 舉起雙手 Uh-uh. Eyes front, hands up.
媽呀 那句不算 浴巾撿起來 Ooh. Scratch that. Pick up your towel.
舉起一隻手 One hand up.
你想怎麼樣 What do you want?
我們這樣 Here's how this works.
我問問題 你回答 I ask the questions, you answer.
什麼 What?
這你讓我怎麼回答 I don't know how to answer that.
你們怎麼上來的 How did you get here?
什麼 我怎麼 Huh? How did I...
我什麼都不會告訴你的 I'm not telling you anything.
別動 放開我 Stop! Get off of me.
你把暗殺無人機賣給了一個裝著機械手的人 You sold the Assassin to a guy with a robot hand.
他在哪 Where is he?
我要是告訴你他會殺了我的 He'll kill me if I tell you that.
我就不會殺了你嗎 快說 Oh, and you think I won't? Talk!
了不起 遙控鴿子 Remarkable. A remote-operated pigeon.
你怎麼讓它說話的 How do you make it speak?
來吧 木村 三盎司之擊 All right, Kimura, 3 ounces of pressure to the vagus nerve.
晚安了您吶 Sleepy night-night!
我想念我的手 I miss my hands.
蘭斯·斯特林要作為一隻鴿子死掉了 Lance Sterling is gonna die a pigeon...
裝在鞋盒裏下葬 and be buried in a shoebox.
蘭斯 你還好嗎 Lance, are you okay?
沃爾特 Walter?
斯特林就在這裏 守住每一個出口 Sterling is here somewhere. I want agents on every exit.
所有人都打起精神 And everyone be careful.
我們要對付的可是斯特林 This is Lance Sterling we're dealing with.
告訴我機械手在哪 Tell me where Robo Hand is.
不可能 Never.
小子 我要用我的鴿子翅膀扇你了 Boy, I'm about to pigeon-wing-slap...
硬漢啊 那好 Oh, tough guy. Okay.
敬酒不吃吃罰酒 Then we do it the hard way.
沃爾特 給我找漏斗 Walter, I need a funnel,
電線和五分錢樂隊唱片 jumper cables, and a Nickelback album.
五分錢樂隊 Nickelback?
什麼 那會傷到他的 What? But that would hurt him.
就是要狠狠地傷他 That's the whole point.
我知道該怎麼做了 I know what to do.
不要不要 No, no, no.
不要這樣 Don't do that.
就是這樣 沃爾特 That's what I'm talking about, Walter.
用科學治治這個傻子 Go science on this fool!
來了 Oh, yeah!
我要用科學甩你一臉 I'm gonna science all over your face.
求你了 不要 Please, don't!
你是給他噴了清新噴霧嗎 Did you just give that man a refreshing spritz?
這是吐真劑 不過你說得對 It's a truth serum, but yes,
它的確有薰衣草香氣 it has a lavender quality to it.
看好了 Watch.
木村 你最大的秘密是什麼 Kimura, what's your biggest secret?
我在游泳池裏撒尿 I peed in the pool.
這有點誠實過頭了 That's a lot of honesty.
機械手是誰 為什麼他頂著我的臉 Who is Robo Hand? And why is he wearing my face?
我不知道他是誰 I don't know who he is.
那你知道什麼 Then what do you know?
我知道怎麼吹笛子 Well, I know how to play the flute.
關於機械手 About Robo Hand!
我知道他要去威尼斯 I know he's on his way to Venice right now
竊取情報局數據庫 to steal the Agent Database.
他會殺了我的 He's going to kill me.
-情報局數據庫 -是數據庫 - Agent Database? - Database.
沒人像你那麼念 Who says "database"?
閉嘴 Shut up.
他就會知道情報局所有人的身份 He'll know the identities of everyone at the Agency.
而他一旦知道了 And once he does...
他就能用暗殺無人機把他們殺光 he'll use the Assassin to eliminate all of them.
除非我先阻止他 Not if I stop him first.
她真是不知道放棄 She is relentless.
擋住門 我們需要重一點的東西 Block the door. We need something heavy.
我很重 I'm heavy.
你在拽嗎 Are you pulling?
我當然在拽 你為什麼不推 Of course I'm pulling! Why aren't you pushing?
用你全身的重量推他 Just put your weight behind it.
我已經用上了 我全身都是羽毛 I am putting my weight! I'm feathers!
就像是一大包布丁 It's like a big bag of pudding!
這也太丟人了 This is so embarrassing.
加油 沃爾特 用上你的臀肌 Come on, Walter. Use your glutes.
你們無路可走了 斯特林 You're out of moves, Sterling.
你和貝克特因叛國罪被通緝 You and Beckett are wanted for treason.
我們得快走了 We gotta go. Now.
不 別留我這副鬼樣 No. Don't leave me like this.
抱歉 我很抱歉 Sorry. I'm so sorry.
-順風耳 -我來搞定 - Ears? - Consider it done.
我們得去那個陽台 得跑酷了 We gotta get to that balcony. We're gonna have to parkour.
什麼 What?
貓躍 蹬牆 軟體滾 Cat pass! Tic-tac! Jelly roll!
檯燈 廢話 水瓶蓋 Desk lamp! Flimflam! Bottle cap!
我不知道這些都是什麼意思 I don't know what any of that means.
搞什 你怎麼了 What the... What happened to you?
別這樣 你會害得我也想... Oh, don't do that. You're gonna make me...
不跳就沒機會了 沃爾特 得走了 快點 Now or never, Walter. Gotta go! Come on, Walter!
你可以的 You can do this!
這是個物理問題 沃爾特 快點 Okay, it's a physics problem, Walter. Come on.
這就是基礎物理 It's basic physics!
這就是基礎物理 It's just basic physics.
掃瞄環境
K81物理引擎
模擬開始
跳
鉤住繞圈
物理
自信
你是對的 You're right.
我們成功啦
-我們可以的 -貝克特 - We can do this. - Beckett!
-我們可以的 -貝克特 你別... - We can do this. - Beckett, don't you...
我們可以的 We're gonna do this!
我們可以的 We can do this!
遊戲結束
用你的裝備 Use your gadgets!
爪鉤 Grappling hook!
飛啊 飛啊 我哪兒做得不對了 Fly! Fly! What am I doing wrong?
他在那裏 There he is!
抱歉 抱歉 Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
那可不太妙 Well, that's not good.
你們好 Buenos dias.
回頭見 寶貝 Hasta la vista, babe.
沃爾特 你那支筆還有什麼功能 Walter, what else you got on that pen?
不 No.
不錯 軟著陸 Oh, hello, soft landing.
沃爾特 Walter!
上 上 上 Go, go, go!
這些傢伙煩死了 Oh, these guys are the worst.
-他在那裏 -不許動 - There he is! - Don't move!
多功能筆 The multi-pen!
太好了 朝他們開槍 Yes! Great. Shoot 'em!
不太妙啊 Well, that is suboptimal.
這下糟了 That has a bit of a suck factor to it.
靠墊 你真聰明 Yeah, pillow. Good call.
蘭斯 趴下 Lance, get down.
快趴下 Get down!
馴服戰士
正經彩條 Serious string.
就像彩條噴罐 但是正經一點 Like Silly String, but serious.
居然有效 Oddly effective.
快點 我們快溜 Come on, let's ghost.
這景象還挺稀罕的 There's something you don't see every day.
太魔幻了 This is tripped out.
這是 我也不知道這是什麼 This is... I don't know what this is.
這不會是斯特林 This couldn't have been Sterling.
都沒有人受傷 No one's even hurt.
或許是那個孩子 貝克特 It might be that kid, Beckett.
但這說不通 But that doesn't make sense!
貝克特在裝備實驗室只是個無名小卒 Beckett is just some nobody in the gadget lab.
從他的檔案來看 Well, according to his file,
那個"無名小卒"十五歲就從麻省理工畢業 that "nobody" graduated MIT at 15...
他發明了一種可以編輯人類基因組的方法 and invented a way to edit human genomes
那還是在高中 in middle school.
這小子聰明絕頂 Dude is Jeopardy! Smart.
我們也一樣 Well, so are we.
我踩上去了 I stepped in it.
我踩上這黏糊糊的東西了 I stepped in the goo.
我也是 Yeah, me, too.
倒霉 這是我的新鞋 These are my new kicks, man.
北海 秘密武器基地
但願這樣能成功 I hope this works.
拜託 拜託 拜託 Please, please, please.
武器系統啟動 Weapons system online.
請連接目標特工數據庫 Agent Database required for targeting.
完成了 It's done!
整個基地都在全負荷運作 The entire facility is running at full capacity.
一切正如你的要求 Everything is exactly how you wanted it.
但是求你了 這種破壞力... But, please, the destruction this is capable of...
你們情報局什麼時候 Since when does your agency care
開始在意它毀滅的無數生命了 about the many, many, many lives it destroys?
不 等下 不要 No! Wait, wait, wait! No, no, no!
不 求你了 等一下 No, please, please! Wait, wait, wait!
你說過要是我幫你 你就會放我走的 You said if I helped you, you'd let me go.
我的確這麼說了 不是嗎 Oh, yeah, I did. Didn't I?
我聽說這個季節威尼斯非常美 I hear Venice is wonderful this time of year.
亞德裏亞海某處
很好 Aw, yeah.
等我到了威尼斯就行 Just wait till I get to Venice.
我要給他撕出一個洩殖腔來 I'mma tear that fool his own cloaca.
沃爾特 Walter!
-沃爾特 -怎麼了 - Walter! - Huh? What?
你還在研究解藥 對吧 You're still working on that antidote, right?
研究 Working on it?
再過幾分鐘就做好了 In a couple minutes, it's done.
但你知道還有什麼有成效嗎 But do you know what else is working?
如果你敢說當一隻鴿子 If you say being a pigeon...
當一隻鴿子 Being a pigeon!
我真要把這小子丟到海裏 I'm really gonna throw this boy in the ocean.
什麼 What?
你們怎麼會在這裏 Hey, how did y'all get here?
傑夫和瘋眼才不會丟下你 Jeff and Crazy Eyes aren't going to abandon you.
-他們是你鳥群的成員 -得了吧 才不是 - They're part of your flock. - Come on. No.
把你的喙從我的酒裏拿出來 Get your beak out my drink.
我都不知道你那喙伸進過什麼地方 I have no idea where that beak has been.
退開 Back out.
-不行 住手 -好了 好了 - No! Stop it! - Okay, okay.
給你們這些 過來 Here you go, guys. Come on.
吃點這些 不含麩質的 Have some of these. They're gluten-free.
你在開玩笑吧 You're joking, right?
那只吞了粘在紙上的口香糖 That one ate gum stuck to a tissue.
還有一支特工筆 And a spy pen.
我們是該處理一下 We should probably do something about that.
已完成
做好了 It's ready.
終於好了 Finally.
可以嗎 May I?
這次不用 心肝 謝謝你 Not this time, Lovey. Thank you.
笨蛋 Joker.
不太好 Well, that's not good.
"不太好"是指味道不太好 "Not good" as in it'll taste bad
但還是能把我變回人類嗎 but still turn me back into a human?
"不太好"是指它不會把你變回人類 Mmm, "not good" as in it won't turn you back into a human...
如果你喝了它 你所有的細胞都會著火 and if you drink it, all your cells will catch on fire.
拜託 老弟 Come on, man!
抱歉 我會想辦法解決的 I'm sorry. I'll figure it out.
科學就是反覆試驗的過程 Science is all trial and error.
這又不是科學實驗室 This isn't a science lab.
如果我不阻止這傢伙 會有人死的 If I don't stop this guy, people will die!
你覺得我不想阻止他嗎 You don't think that I want to stop him, too?
你覺得我為什麼要上這艘船 Why do you think I'm on this boat?
你知道 Do you have any idea
我現在服了多少暈船藥嗎 of how much motion sickness medication I'm on right now?
我的腿幾乎沒有知覺了 I can hardly feel my legs!
但我來了 因為我相信 But I'm here because I believe...
我們可以一起找到阻止壞人的好辦法 together, we can find a good way to stop the bad.
我知道你是想這樣 I know you do, man.
但那是不切實際的 But it's a fantasy.
被壞人攻擊了 你就要反擊 When the bad guys hit you, you hit 'em back.
你要把他們打得一敗塗地 不能再捲土重來 You hit 'em so hard that they don't get back up.
你得以火攻火 You gotta fight fire with fire.
如果我們以火攻火 我們都會引火上身 When we fight fire with fire, we all get burned.
人不分好壞 There's no good guys or bad guys.
大家都是人 Just people.
人是值得拯救的 And people are worth saving.
這不是我們的工作嗎 Isn't that our job?
壞人不在乎你是不是好人 Evil doesn't care that you're nice.
我每天都看著好人被害 I watch good people be taken every day.
但你是不會懂的 But you wouldn't know nothing about that.
你想不到我有多懂 You'd be surprised.
意大利 威尼斯
第一次來威尼斯嗎 First time in Venice?
其實是第一次旅行 First time anywhere, really.
我一直夢想著 It's always been my dream
能夠來這裏喂鴿子 to come here and feed the pigeons.
-你該看心理醫生了 -好吧 - You need help. - Sure.
是時候拿出認真的架勢了 Time to put your game face on.
那是情報局的數據庫 That's the Agency Data Vault.
數據庫 Data Vault.
如果機械手要想拿到特工名單 If Robo Hand wants a list of agents,
他就會來這裏下手 that's where he'll find it.
-你記得我們的計劃嗎 -什麼計劃 - You remember the plan? - What plan?
你只說 "別擋道 讓我大展拳腳" You said, "Stay out of the way and let me kick some..."
很好 你還記得 Good. You remember it.
你可是遠道而來啊 沃爾特 Long way from home, Walter.
木村交代了 Kimura talked.
我知道斯特林來威尼斯了 他在哪裏 I know Sterling's here in Venice. Where is he?
保持冷靜 Stay cool.
斯特林在哪裏 Where's Sterling?
我可以告訴你他不在哪裏 I can tell you where he's not.
他不在這裏 Which is right here.
什麼 不 我們不能殺了她 What? No, we can't just kill her.
想法太黑暗了 心肝 That's dark, Lovey.
聽著 我知道你不是罪犯 Look, I know you're not a criminal.
你是個聰明的孩子 You're a bright kid.
你發明了一些沒人能想到的道具 You're inventing things that nobody has ever thought of.
我很清楚 因為我的靴子還黏在彩條裏 I know because my boot is still stuck in one of 'em.
抱歉 Sorry.
不 不 我們應該向你道歉 No, no. We're the ones who owe you an apology.
你想維護世界和平安定 You're trying to keep the world safe...
就像你媽媽一樣 just like your mother did.
我看過你的檔案 I read your file.
我知道她為了救人犧牲了自己的生命 I know she sacrificed her life to save people.
我可以幫你 沃爾特 I can help you, Walter.
我可以幫你復職 I can get you your job back.
新的實驗室 所有你需要的設備 A new lab. All the equipment you need.
讓大家看看你的能耐 Show them what you can do...
就不會有人再叫你怪胎了 and no one will ever call you weird again.
你只需要供出斯特林 You just have to give me Sterling.
不 No.
我們應該一起合作 We should all be working together.
不明智的選擇 貝克特 Bad move, Beckett.
斯特林 Sterling!
待在這裏 Stay here.
我們走吧 Let's go.
-是暗殺無人機 -快跟上 - It's the Assassin. - Come on.
消滅目標 Destroy the target!
我們不能讓那東西離開這裏 We can't let that thing out of here.
開火 Open fire!
它拿到數據庫了 It's got the database.
天啊 Oh, man.
攻擊不起作用 It's not working!
我有辦法 I'm on it.
這可不妙 This is not good!
-找掩護 -趕緊 - Take cover! - Now!
-我們走吧 -貝克特 你別... - Let's go. - Beckett, don't you...
-別擔心 我們會阻止它的 -貝克特 - Don't worry. We'll stop it. - Beckett!
我是說 我會阻止它的 I mean, I'll stop it,
因為蘭斯絕對不在這裏 because Lance is definitely not here.
我們徒步追不上它 We can't catch this thing on foot.
喂 你在幹什麼 Whoa, hey, hey, what are you doing?
你是只鴿子 蘭斯 You're a pigeon, Lance.
你是世界上飛得最快的鳥之一 You're one of the fastest birds in the world.
不 把我放下 沃爾特 No, put me down, Walter!
你得飛起來 我相信你 You need to fly! I believe in you.
還有其他的辦法 There's another way!
小子 別把我從屋頂扔下去 Boy, don't you throw me off this roof!
他能飛起來的 He'll figure it out.
快啊 我死定了 Come on. I'm gonna die.
我在飛呀 I'm flying.
我在飛呢 I'm flying.
我在飛 I'm flying...
原來是你在帶我飛 Oh, you're flying me.
謝謝 救得很及時 Thank you. Good looking out.
好了 夥計們 我們上吧 Whoa. All right, guys. Let's go!
我們要去抓暗殺無人機 We got an Assassin to catch.
借過一下 抱歉 Excuse me. Sorry.
那樣也行 That works, too.
我要因公徵用你的摩托 This is official business!
好吧 Okay.
我要因公徵用你的摩托 This is official business!
我們得搶回那個數據庫 We need to get that database.
有什麼主意嗎 Any ideas?
我喜歡你的想法 Oh! I like how you think.
正中目標 Bullseye!
拿到了 Got it.
目標已鎖定
是啊 料到它不會樂意 Yeah, didn't think he'd like that.
好樣的 Good job.
對了 你們都喜歡玩遊戲 Oh, that's right. You all like games.
我們來玩猴子接球吧 Let's play some Keep Away.
長拋 Go long.
糟了 Oh, no!
目標已鎖定
目標搜尋中
瞄不準了吧 掃地機器人 Not so easy, is it, Roomba?
心肝 交給你了 Lovey, all you, girl!
傳給我 我這有空檔 Hit me. I'm open.
我來接 我來接 I got it! I got it!
糟了 Oh, no.
糟了 糟了 Oh, no, no, no!
這下要慘了 This is about to suck!
不 No!
加油 加把勁 拜託 Come on, come on, come on!
脈衝驅動已鎖定
本世紀最佳接球 Catch of the century!
我這輩子還沒接住過什麼東西 I've never caught anything in my whole life!
太棒了 我們做到了 That was amazing. We did it!
不過我們得談談你把我從屋頂上扔來的事 We're gonna talk about you throwing me off that roof, though.
我真的覺得你能飛起來的 Yeah, I really thought that would work out better.
沒關係 沒關係 Nah, it's cool, it's cool.
我們一會兒再談 We're gonna holler about it in a minute.
我先讓你享受這一刻 You know, I'm gonna let you have this moment.
我們勢不可擋... We're unstoppable...
這是我的 That belongs to me.
嚴格來說 它屬於美國政府 Technically, it belongs to the United States government.
蘭斯 蘭斯 Lance! Lance!
斯特林 Sterling?
你怎麼說 蘭斯 What do you say, Lance?
出來吧 我們一起找點樂子 Come out. We'll have some good fun.
你不是英雄嗎 You're the hero, right?
拯救世界的特工 The spy who saves the day...
消滅所有阻礙你的人 destroying anybody that stands in your way.
我非常樂意和你玩玩 Oh, I'd love to have some fun.
看來他不會來了 Guess he's not coming.
不 No.
人生本就充滿失望 Ah, life's full of disappointment.
你不用這麼做的 You don't have to do it this way.
這樣做沒有任何好處 It won't make anything better.
不 No.
不 No!
沃爾特 Walter!
麵包屑 Breadcrumbs?
不含麩質的 They're gluten-free.
蘭斯 快走 Lance, let's go.
站住別動 Hold it right there!
慢慢地轉過來 Turn around nice and slow!
把手舉起來 Hands where I can see them.
兩隻手 Both hands.
小心 Watch out!
你們有沒有看到 斯特林特工有一隻... Did anybody else see that Agent Sterling had...
機械手 A robot hand?
看到了 Yeah.
太瘋狂了 Totally crazy.
他把腳踩在我頭上的時候 我就... When he had his foot on my head, I was like...
然後你就 "不要" And you were like, "No!"
然後我就 "麵包屑" And then, I was like, "Breadcrumbs!"
他還是帶著數據庫逃之夭夭了 He still got away with the database.
是嗎 Or did he?
-是嗎 -我覺得你很想讓我問 - Or did he? - I feel like you want me to say,
"你是什麼意思" "What are you talking about?"
我來告訴你我是什麼意思 Oh, I'll tell you what I'm talking about.
鳥卷風纏住他的時候 During the whole bird-nado thing,
我給他安了個追蹤器 I put a tracker on him.
等等 這是他 Wait. That's him?
這是機械手 That's Robo Hand?
-沒錯 -太好了 - Yep. - Yes!
太好了 幹得好 Yes! My man!
沃爾特 沒有你我肯定做不到的 Oh, there is no way I could have done this without you, Walter.
-什麼 -什麼什麼 - What? - What?
你剛剛說什麼 What did you say?
我覺得我說的是 I think I said...
你說沒有我你肯定做不到的 You said you couldn't have done it without me.
好了 All right.
行了 沃爾特 我們抱太久了 Okay, we've reached the time limit on this, Walter.
好了 可以停下嗎 All right, hey, hey, will you stop?
你抱得太緊... You're squeezing too...
沃爾特 潛水艇裏發生的事 Walter, what happens in the submarine
不許說出去 stays in the submarine.
你剛下了個蛋 You just laid an egg.
你下了個蛋 You laid an egg!
它就這麼滑出來了 It just kinda slipped out, man.
你下了個蛋 You just laid an egg!
蘭斯 真是太棒了 Lance, this is amazing.
你不明白這意味著什麼嗎 Do you not realize what this means?
你是個女生 You're a girl!
你說什麼 Excuse me?
原來如此 Of course, of course.
怪不得我做不出解藥 That's why I couldn't figure this out.
我是用心肝的DNA製作的藥劑 I used Lovey's DNA in the serum.
這又怎麼了 And that helps us how?
現在我只需要 Because now all I need to do
改變解藥中的一個變量 is change one variable in the antidote...
你就可以變回人了 and you'll be human again.
我能變回自己了 I'm gonna be me.
除非 你想多當一會兒鴿子 Unless, you know, maybe you wanna stay a pigeon a little longer.
好吧 Right.
當然不想 Of course.
解藥馬上就好 One antidote coming right up.
詹金斯局長 我們跟丟了數據庫 Director Jenkins, we lost the database.
情報局所有員工的身份都洩露了 Every Agency employee is compromised.
為了他們的安全 你必須將他們都召回來 You need to pull everyone in for their own safety.
你確定是蘭斯干的 And you're sure it was Lance?
確定 Yes.
也許吧 Maybe?
好吧 我不確定我都看到了什麼 Okay, I don't know what I saw.
但有件事我可以確定 But I still know for a fact
斯特林是乘這艘船來的 that Sterling came here on this boat.
斯特林沒上過這艘船 Sterling wasn't on this boat.
王八... Son of a...
拜託 這裏肯定有一些線索吧 Come on! There's gotta be something.
腳印 糖紙 A footprint, a candy wrapper,
昂貴的面霜 some overpriced face lotion...
他的皮膚那麼好 不可能不做保養 because there is no way that his skin looks that good without help.
我們的檢測一無所獲 Look, everything is coming up blank.
如果斯特林上過這艘船 If Sterling was on this boat...
那麼他沒留下指紋 he didn't leave a fingerprint,
他的嘴沒碰過玻璃杯 his lips never touched a glass...
不知怎的他根本沒有腳 and somehow he didn't have feet.
我想我可以很肯定地說 I think it's safe to say that
你的調查一點進展都沒有 your investigation isn't getting anywhere.
蘭斯 Lance?
起效了嗎 Did it work?
小心一點 Okay, take it easy.
我又有手了 I got my hands back.
太好了 Yes! Yes!
我的胸肌 Oh, my pecs.
我的胸肌 我的腹肌 My pectoral muscles. My abdominalia.
沃爾特 你真是 Walter, you are a...
我只是 I just...
我能親你因為我又有嘴巴了 I can do that 'cause I got lips now!
我是裸著的 I'm naked.
有點小尷尬 Little bit awkward.
你運氣不錯 我提前準備好了 Lucky for you, I planned ahead.
幹得好 Good call.
蘭斯·斯特林 There he is.
閃亮登場 重回舞台 Lance Sterling. Back in action.
你已到達目的地 You have arrived at your destination.
正在上升
機械手 All right, Robo Hand.
我要來找你了 I'm coming for you.
北海 秘密武器基地
機械手就在西邊兩公里處 Okay. Robo Hand is a mile due west.
搭檔 有什麼計劃嗎 So, what's the plan, partner?
我有很多的閃粉 歡呼手掌 油彩投手 I got plenty of glitter, yay-palm, a splat-a-pult...
不 No.
不什麼 No what?
華爾特 接下來由我接手 I'm taking it from here, Walter.
你在開玩笑吧 You're kidding, right?
聽著 這事生死攸關 Look, lives are on the line.
現在由我負責 I got this now.
由你負責 You've got this?
但是我們是一個團隊 是你自己說的 But we're a team. You said so yourself.
你已經完成你的任務了 And you did your job.
你把我變回人了 You un-birded me.
現在該按我的方式行事了 Now it's time to do things my way.
幹掉那個蠢貨 End this fool.
這麼做是錯的 That's wrong.
你大錯特錯 You're so wrong.
我準備了足夠的... Look, I've got everything that we...
這個場合不適合你那些怪胎裝備 This is not the place for your weird gadgets.
怪胎 Weird?
回家去吧 Go home.
不要 No.
我不會放棄的 I'm not giving up.
蘭斯 Lance...
我不能再失去任何一個好人了 I can't lose any more good people.
我一向單飛 I fly solo.
這好像是你的 I think that's yours.
但你的那張臉是我的 But that face you've been using is mine.
都結束了 It's over.
你的高級小玩具毀成這樣 Database isn't gonna do you any good
數據庫對你也沒什麼用了 with your fancy toy messed up like that.
你真以為我打算用這一架無人機 You really thought I was gonna use one drone...
幹掉名單上的所有人 to take out every name on this list?
我之前是這麼認為 I mean, I did.
直到你剛剛用那種語氣問我 Until you asked that question that way.
讓我有點懷疑自己 Casts a little doubt.
告訴我 斯特林特工 Tell me, Agent Sterling.
你想辦法毀掉了一架無人機 You managed to stop one drone.
目標已鎖定
那你打算如何阻止一千架無人機 How do you plan on stopping 1,000?
晚安了您吶 Sleepy night-night.
感受到恐懼的滋味了嗎 Do you feel that dread?
這深入人心的恐懼 Can you feel it?
如煙霧般將你淹沒 Rolling around you like a fog.
我都說了 我不認識你 I told you. I don't even know you, man.
但我認識你 But I know you.
好好想想 Think about it.
還是沒印象 No?
我來幫你回憶一下 I'll give you a little bit of help.
吉爾吉斯斯坦 Kyrgyzstan.
他想起來了 He remembers.
我永遠都不會忘記那一天 I mean, I certainly never forgot that day.
你太了不起了 You were magnificent.
以一敵百 You were a one-man army.
妙語連珠 Lot of witty catchphrases...
還有那麼多能爆炸的高級小玩具 and you had all these fancy toys that just went boom!
炸光了 Boom.
炸成這樣 Boom.
你們就是一群傷天害理 You were a bunch of bad dudes
殘害無辜百姓的壞人 about to hurt a lot of innocent people.
保護所有人是我的職責 And it's my job to keep everyone safe.
所有人 Everyone?
我目睹你們情報局驟雨般的炮火轟擊 I watched every single one of my people die...
看著同伴一個一個倒下 as your agency's weapons rained down on us.
你奪走了我的一切 You took everything from me.
你應該知道江湖規矩 And you know the rules.
傷我者 斯特林 You hit me hard, Sterling.
我必加倍奉還 I hit back harder.
所有這一切 All of this...
都因你而起 because of you.
接近警告
他回來找我了 He's coming back for me.
警告 檢測到未授權船舶
船舶類型 潛水艇
沃爾特 不 不 不 不 Walter, no. No, no, no.
沃爾特 Walter.
不 不 不 好了 No, no, no. Okay.
這孩子人畜無害 This kid is harmless.
他和這件事毫無關係 He doesn't have anything to do with this, okay?
我們再好好談談 We can figure this out.
看著我 看著我 Look at me, look at me.
我給你道歉 I'm sorry, all right?
還有其他的解決方法 There's another way!
聽到沒有 Do you hear me?
不要傷害這個孩子 Do not hurt this kid.
糟了 Oh, no.
不要 不要這麼做 Don't... Don't do this.
-求你了 -不好 不好 - Please. - No, no, no.
-快住手 -糟了 - Don't do this! - No!
不 No!
無人機A-02號
無人機A-01號
我要剝奪你的一切 I'm taking everything from you.
對了 Oh, right. Yeah.
沃爾特 Walter.
但我明明看見你 But I saw...
你是怎麼 How did you...
用我的怪胎裝備 Oh, you know, one of my weird gadgets.
抱抱氣囊 The inflatable hug.
我還以為失去你了 夥計 Thought I lost you, man.
我永遠都會支持你 蘭斯 I'll always have your back, Lance.
因為我們是一個團隊 That's what it means to be a team.
這是我很久之前就學會的道理 It's something I learned a long time ago.
你媽媽教你的 From your mom?
你是個不錯的朋友 沃爾特 You're a good friend, Walter.
很抱歉朝你脖子開了一槍 And, hey, I'm sorry for shooting you in your neck.
很抱歉給你造了個洩殖腔 I'm sorry for the cloaca.
你計劃如何阻止這個傢伙 So, what's your plan to stop this guy?
不 不用我的計劃 Nope. Not my plan.
這次全聽你的 Time to do it your way.
聽我的 My way?
沒錯 用沃爾特的方式解決 Oh, yeah. We about to Walter-ize this thing.
要是這樣的話 Well, in that case...
我們需要點支援 we're gonna need a bigger flock.
你要告訴馬爾西 對不對 You're calling Marcy, aren't you?
-對 -幫我問聲好 - Yep. - Tell her I said hi.
讓我們"怪"起來 Let's get weird.
你無處可逃 蘭斯 Nowhere to run from this, Lance.
發生在吉爾吉斯斯坦的事我很抱歉 Listen, I'm sorry about what happened in Kyrgyzstan.
但我們陷入了好人和壞人的怪圈 But we are stuck in this good guy-bad guy vortex.
我們可以換一種解決方法 We do not have to do it like this.
現在說什麼都晚了 Yeah, bit late for that.
不晚 It's not.
誰的一生還沒有犯點錯 We're both just people who make mistakes.
-我們能好好解決 夥計 -就是這個 - We can work this out, man. - That's it.
就快好了 你演得不錯 Almost there. You're doing great.
算了吧 I mean, come on.
我們能打破這個循環 We can break this cycle.
好了 連接成功 Got it. I'm connected.
沒有必要互相傷害 Nobody else has to get hurt.
你應該比誰都清楚 You should know better than anyone.
總有人會受到傷害 Someone always gets hurt.
今天不會 Not today-day.
抱抱最屌
你還自帶背景音樂 You brought your own soundtrack?
我們就喜歡閃亮登場 We like to make an entrance.
快看啊 Would you look at that?
有個裝著機械手的人 There's a man with a robot hand
套著你的臉 wearing your face...
是他偷走了M9暗殺機器人 who took the M9 Assassin.
看來我該向你道歉 Guess I owe you an apology.
可以 快道歉 Okay. Go ahead.
不 說完了 剛才就是道歉 No, that was it. That was the apology.
我接受 I accept.
不得不說 這有點像科幻片 But you gotta admit, it was a little Scooby-Doo.
太像科幻片了 100% Scooby-Doo.
我要讓你們血債血償 I'm gonna make this hurt!
好了 往裏面走 Okay, come on through.
這裏很安全 快進去 You are safe here. Come on.
所有人都到齊了嗎 Is that everyone?
局長 有不明物體接近 Director, we've got unknown incoming.
速度很快 Approaching fast.
接近警告
這下糟了 Oh, this is bad.
封鎖這裏 Lock this place down.
我們成了甕中之鱉 We're sitting ducks.
沃爾特黑進了他的機械手 Walter hacked his hand.
我們得給他爭取時間關閉無人機 We gotta buy him some time to shut down the drones.
明白 咱們有什麼武器可以用 Got it. What kind of firepower we talking?
用習慣就好了 Just go along with it.
你儘管來吧 Take your best shot.
這武器不好用 This one sucks.
不 不 那是粘合泡泡槍 No, no, no, that's binder bubbles.
按一下後面的按鈕 Push the button on the back.
後面的按鈕 後面的按鈕 Button on the back, button on the back!
泡泡 Bubbles?
我也要試試 Oh, you gotta let me try that.
那是萬花筒手榴彈 扔出去 That's a collide-oscope. Throw it.
油彩投手 棱鏡噴霧 催眠星星 Splat-a-pult. Prism spray. Hypno-stars.
鼾聲魚雷 鬼叫音波 Snorepedo. Scream Team.
試一試又不吃虧 Well, what have we got to lose?
十一點鐘方向 11 o'clock.
十二點鐘方向 兩點半方向 四點半方向 12 o'clock. Half past 2! 4:30!
安全毯 Security blanket.
拿反了 It's upside down.
我喜歡抱抱 I'm a hugger.
射得真準 Nice shot.
該說謝謝嗎 Thank you?
沃爾特 需要再來一輪 夥計 Walter, gonna need a reload, buddy.
有求必應 Ask and you shall receive.
那些鴿子是背著小背包嗎 Are those pigeons wearing tiny backpacks?
噴噴 Yay!
這才像話 太牛了 Now, that's hot. That's hot.
我把它叫做五十度炫彩噴噴 I call it Fifty Shades of Yay!
不是吧 搞什麼 Oh, come on, now!
你準備好投降了嗎 You ready to tap out yet?
裝備實驗室 Gadget lab.
快去裝備實驗室 拿上所有能拿到的武器 Get to the gadget lab! Grab every weapon you can!
停下 後退 Stop! Get back!
糟了 Oh, no.
我喜歡抱抱 I'm a hugger.
沃爾特 我的臉沒法再承受更多糟蹋了 Walter, my face can't take much more of this.
你做好你擅長的 我也做我拿手的 You keep doing your thing and I'll do mine.
你拿手的看起來 Yeah, well, your thing seems to be
比我擅長的容易得多 a lot easier than my thing.
我們各有所長 We have different skillsets.
所以我們同心 其利斷金 That's what makes us such a great team.
又來了 Dude.
-噁心 -抱歉 - Ugh. - Excuse me.
我怎麼聞到薰衣草的氣味了 Why do I smell lavender?
我們被下藥了 We just got spritzed.
糟糕 吐真劑 Uh-oh. Truth serum.
我養了五隻貓 I have five cats,
每一隻都是以新街男孩樂隊的成員命名的 each named after a member of New Kids on the Block.
我超愛新街男孩 Oh, I love New Kids.
約翰 喬伊 喬丹 唐尼 還有丹尼 Jon, Joey, Jordan, Donnie, and Danny.
我現在非常想揍扁你 I really wanna hurt you right now.
是你 You.
你在 你在幹什麼 What... What are you doing?
我什麼都不會告訴你的 I'm not telling you anything.
我來告訴你他在幹什麼 I'll tell you what he's doing.
他要黑進你的機械手 He's gonna hack into your claw
然後關掉你的無人機 and shut down your drones.
這藥效太強了 Wow, this stuff really works.
信號丟失
糟了 不行 No, no, no.
不 No!
我來了 沃爾特 I'm coming, Walter.
就快成功了 別放手 求你別放手 Almost there. Don't let go. Please don't let go.
沃爾特 Walter!
沃爾特 Walter.
快點 快點 Come on, come on.
機械手入侵進程
目標已鎖定
做點什麼呀 Somebody do something.
機械手入侵進程
是否關閉無人機
如果你現在把它們關掉 會把我倆都殺掉 If you shut 'em down now, you'll kill us both.
你可不是個殺手 And you're no killer.
我不是 我喜歡抱抱 No. I'm a hugger.
什麼 What?
總有一天 你的裝備將能保護這個世界 One day, your gadgets are gonna keep the world safe.
-太好了 -太棒了 - Yes! - Yes!
再也別洗那隻手了 Never wash that hand again!
我來救你 沃爾特 I got you, Walter!
蘭斯 你怎麼... Lance? What are you...
沒事 It's okay.
沒事的 It's okay.
只有你一個救不了我的 You can't do this alone.
不是只有我一個 I am not alone!
心肝 Lovey?
來吧 鳥兒們 Come on, birds!
用力飛翔 Fly!
沃爾特 Walter.
內出血是什麼感覺 What does internal bleeding feel like?
就這個感覺 This. It feels like this.
快來抱抱 Oh, come here.
不 不 別抱了 No, no, no. No hugs.
你會害我在馬爾西面前下蛋出洋相的 You gonna make me lay an egg or something in front of Marcy.
他救了他 He saved him.
我想我得找個獸醫 I think I need a vet.
等我能動了 就馬上把你變回人形 Once I can move again, I'll turn you back into a man.
斯特林 Sterling.
你怎麼是隻鳥 You're a bird?
你好 馬爾西 Hey, Marcy.
怪不得我找不到你 That's why I couldn't find you!
你變成了鳥 這可真離譜 Whoa, you're a bird. That is messed up.
很怪異 對吧 It's weird, right?
這太棒了 This is amazing.
我們成功了 We did it.
我們幹掉了無人機 打敗了壞人 We took down the drones, beat the bad guy,
拯救了無數生命 saved countless lives.
我們肯定能復職了 We are so gonna get our jobs back!
三度被炒 So, triple fired.
是啊 兄弟 這肯定破紀錄了 Yeah, man, that's gotta be some kind of record.
我真的沒想到這個結果 I really didn't see that coming.
我們確實違反了不少法律 違抗了一些命令 Well, we did break a bunch of laws, and defied orders...
還有 犯了點叛國罪 and, I mean, committed a little bit of treason.
對啊 叛國 Oh, right, yeah, the treason.
我忘了叛國罪這回事了 Forgot about the treason.
無關緊要 兄弟 HeIt doesn't matter, man.
看看四周 Look around.
你媽媽肯定會非常為你驕傲的 Your mother would be so proud of you right now.
你保護了這麼多人 You kept all those people safe.
而且是以你的方式做到的 And you did it your way.
不過 你還有這麼個小失誤 But you also did this.
對啊 Yeah.
我會想辦法解決的 真抱歉 I'll figure that out. Sorry.
我還真開始喜歡上這個 You know, this gluten-free stuff
不含麩質的東西了 is really starting to grow on me.
那我們今後怎麼辦 So, what do we do now?
我們可以... Oh, we could...
馬爾西 Marcy?
我看不見也聽不見 Okay, I can't see or hear...
不過我其他的感官都加強了 所以... but my other senses are elevated, so you... Ow!
斯特林特工 抱歉搞得這麼誇張 Agent Sterling, I apologize for the theatrics.
你才不抱歉 No, you don't.
你真該看看自己被抓走時的表情 You should have seen your face when we grabbed you.
我鎮定自若 I didn't make a face.
從沒見過那麼驚慌失措的人 No one's ever looked more scared.
你倆有完沒完 Are you two finished?
我們會沒事的 蘭斯 We are gonna be okay, Lance!
用你的迷你小手把鎖撬開 Use your baby hand to pick the lock!
把他的頭套和耳機摘了好嗎 Can you please take that off him?
你還可以... Okay, and you can...
你們好啊 Oh, hey. Hey, guys.
是因為叛國罪抓我們嗎 Is this about the treason?
喬伊 怎麼回事 Joy, what is going on?
我們意識到之前對你的看法是錯的 We realize we were wrong about you.
你才是情報局的未來 You're the future of this agency,
我們想讓你帶領一個新的團隊 and we want you to lead a new team.
一個高度保密的全球... A highly covert global...
你先別說了 Let me stop you right there.
除非我的好兄弟沃爾特在團隊裏 I'm not leading nothing,
否則我是不會同意領隊的 unless my man Walter's on the team.
我想她是在對沃爾特說話 I think she's talking to Walter.
-好吧 我們... -別比劃你的迷你小手了 - Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we... - Just put that down.
有時候他代我發言 Sometimes, he talks for me,
有時候我代他發言 因為我們是個團隊 I'll talk for him, 'cause we a team.
我 Me?
我們需要你這樣的人才 We need people like you.
能夠幫助情報局改變行事手段的人才 People who can help the Agency do things a new way.
你同意嗎 What do you say?
看起來我們需要來點閃粉 Looks like we gonna need some glitter.
怪胎隊 Team Weird?
怪胎隊 Team Weird.
導彈已解除 Missile deactivated.
變身特工
我們成功啦