(beeping)
(springing)
(electronic music)
- Are you leaving any special girls behind
when you're over seas?
- No, not any special ones.
There's quite a few of them.
(crowd screaming)
(electronic music)
(crowd cheering)
♪ I do remember days when I was young ♪
♪ I wish I was a child of ten again ♪
♪ We learned of love, of life, of everything ♪
♪ I wish I was a child of ten again ♪
♪ I'm running ♪
♪ Far, far away ♪
♪ I'm running ♪
♪ Far, far away ♪
(crowd complaining)
(rock music)
♪ Late last night I had a dream ♪
♪ About the prettiest girl that I'd ever seen ♪
♪ Girl that I'd ever seen ♪
♪ Woke up late the very next morning ♪
♪ Tea was the name that I was calling ♪
(crowd shouting)
♪ Went two puffs ♪
(crowd drowns out music)
- [Crowd Member] You suck!
(electronic music)
(singing in foreign language)
- Fan-fucking-tastic!
I can spin record, I worked in a record shop
for 20 fucking years and I know more about music
than you'll ever know about fucking music.
(electronic music)
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Yeah, it's in my heart ♪
♪ And I can see your ♪
(electronic music)
- Well, hey DJ.
How're you doing?
I've got this crazy ex-boyfriend.
He's following me everywhere.
No, no.
Will you walk me home?
I'm feeling a little nervous, you know?
♪ She drinks that firewater ♪
♪ She's a devil's daughter ♪
♪ She said I could trust with her ♪
- Thanks for walking me home.
Go have a nice time.
(electronic music)
- How you doing?
- All right.
- Hey, hey, you got The Wreck?
Hey, I like these guys.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
Wanna hand?
- That's all right.
- You all right?
A little wobbly there, huh?
- [Announcer] Ladies and motherfuckin' gentlemen.
I said bitches, hos, cunts, and motherfuckin' bandits.
Give it up for suicide DJ,
Chris, Motherfucking Cox.
(electronic music)
♪ Comin' to ya ♪
♪ Let it go ♪
♪ Uh-Huh ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Baby ♪
♪ Uh-Huh ♪
- You always get that feeling when you get it going
and you've got it going.
- Oh yeah, yeah, I'm in the energy
and I'm in the peak of the night's dance,
you know what I mean?
♪ Comin' to ya ♪
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
- [Radio Host] The new party 93 one,
where dance music lives.
(electronic music)
- Fuck!
Fucking hell!
Ow!
Goddamn it!
What is your life coming too, huh?
Fixing turntables for these idiotic DJs.
I've got something for you people.
Oh yes I do.
I've got something,
you people don't know what you're looking for.
You don't know, you just want to fucking be moved,
that's all you really care about.
You care about feeling something,
well I'm gonna make you,
'cause you know what?
I feel something.
Look at that.
Look at that pot belly.
You can't have a pot belly if you want to be a DJ.
That's not true, you can have a pot belly.
DJs, they don't have to 18 or 25.
I've seen some really fat DJs.
There's plenty of fat DJs.
I know who I am.
I do.
I know what I'm about and I know who I am.
And I know what I'm gonna do.
And I'm gonna do it.
You hear me?
It's gonna be okay.
You know, it is.
I know what I'm doing.
(electronic music)
♪ I can't find a little piece of mind so I call your name ♪
♪ All my life seems to pass me by like an airplane ♪
♪ What I want is to understand why you've gone away ♪
- There's only, so many hours in the day.
And there's only,
so much tequila in a bottle.
- So what are you doing?
- You have to drink the tequila
before the hours in the day pass.
- Have you got a girlfriend?
- Why would any girl want to go out with me?
- Aw, so you don't?
(laughs)
- No.
- I know how fun you are.
I know what we should do.
We should make a personal ad.
- I think you have to look under a rock or something
to find me a girl.
- No, it'll work.
I can do this.
- No fucking way!
(dance music)
(phone ringing)
- Hey fun boy, how's it hanging?
- Down around my ankles according to this ad
you put in the newspaper.
- That's my creative advertising.
So did you get any responses yet?
- Yeah, a few.
I'm meeting them tomorrow.
You better be there.
(laughs)
- Bye.
♪ She drinks that firewater ♪
♪ She's a devil's daughter ♪
♪ She said I can trust her ♪
♪ But I dog gone count her ♪
- Are you the guy with the ad?
(laughs)
- Yeah.
Then.
- Hi.
- How ya doin'?
So what's your name?
- I'm Chastity.
(laughs)
- What's a girl with a name like Chastity,
doing answering an ad for a guy with a big uh.
- Actually, I'm a nymphomaniac.
- I hear you're hung.
Are you still into toys?
I like toys.
- [Hound Dog] Yeah.
- Little furry ones.
- [Hound Dog] Don't they get a little bit foggy?
- Oh no, they tickle my tushy just right.
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- Hello.
- Nice to meet you.
Sit down.
- Thank you.
- Wow.
- It's very nice of you to come.
What's your name?
- Dolores.
- Dolores?
Nice to meet you, Dolores.
Do you speak English?
You know, I'm not small or anything but,
does that really matter, size is that?
- Oh my god.
(laughs)
- You know.
- Oh my god.
(screams)
- Isn't he beautiful?
He's my man, my man.
- Oh my god, look at that.
- Look at that, that's his friend.
- That's a big dog.
- I'm telling you he's great.
You gotta meet him.
You're gonna love him.
- Really?
- They tell me you're a DJ?
- Yeah.
- Oh, Mr. DJ, oh you know what song I love?
Who let the dog's out, woof, woof, woof, woof.
(dance music)
(barking)
- Stop that with me.
(laughs)
- You're just trying to get me drunk.
- You're trying to get me drunk.
- You're trying to get me drunk
so you can take advantage of me.
- I don't smoke dope.
- You're just trying to get me drunk.
- What kind of dog do you think I would be
if I was a dog.
- A disgusting, horrible German Shepard.
- I would a German Shepard?
- I would be a Doberman.
- You'd be a Doberman.
- I'd be a Doberman.
No you'd be a hound dog.
- But don't they have big floppy ears?
- Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up.
Blegh!
(laughs)
- No, no, not in my bed, please!
Please, please, please.
- Said the actress at the audition.
- What, off my bed?
- Take me.
(laughs)
(dance music)
Well, that was the greatest three and a half minutes
of my life.
- That was fully in the ass.
That was like eight and a half or la strada,
or something like that.
It was beautiful.
I was the hottest.
Anybody that was interested in vintage records
used to come to me.
The 80s turned into the 90s and people lost interest.
And nobody wanted to talk to me and I wasn't hip anymore.
- Oy vey!
- I know music.
Some of the top DJs in town come to me
to fix their turntables.
50% of being a DJ is knowing music.
- Some of it's called talent.
And you know, you've got just a little way to go.
- What is talent anyway?
(dance music)
So what's next?
- Huh?
- What's next?
- Well, I mean.
I guess we could just skip all that girlfriend-boyfriend
stuff and just start shagging on a regular basis.
♪ Don't get me down ♪
♪ Try to get along ♪
♪ Just a sad clown that sings a love song ♪
♪ Think I'm gonna be a movie star ♪
♪ They say I think too hard and I won't get far ♪
- Have a sake, man.
- [DJ Robbie Rivera] You know what, I've never had a sake?
- Really, never?
- Never.
- In this time of the afternoon it's all right.
- What does it taste like?
- Really?
- I've never had one.
- Oh my god, man.
- Is it hardcore?
- It's very hardcore.
That'll be all right for you.
Cheers.
- Is it like a whole shot or?
- No, just a sip.
- It's pretty good.
- Yeah, it's very good.
- You ring?
- Yeah, yeah.
The first music I ever heard,
I was like nine, 10 years old.
I wasn't into like rock and roll,
like heavy metal and stuff like that.
- Right.
- And I grew up with it.
- And when you hear that music, it gets you right?
It gets you in the gut.
- That's right.
The music that I play, and the music I produce,
that's the kinds of energy, very, very hard.
(dance music)
(gasps)
- Who the fuck are you?
- I live here, fucker.
Who the fuck are you?
Look you cocksucker,
you touch my chick again,
and I will change you from a dog to a bitch.
Got it?
Now leave.
- Get the fuck away from me.
- Out.
Right now, motherfucker.
- Christ, don't you knock?
♪ He's a handy man ♪
♪ Just like his Uncle Sam ♪
♪ He'll get you if he can ♪
♪ Met a American man ♪
♪ He's a handy man ♪
♪ Living in the land of the free ♪
- Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
Turn it down.
Baby, I like Elvis too, but you gotta bring that
up to date, man.
That shit is old.
I'll give you another chance
but you gotta bring it up to date.
It's not the 60s.
- I wouldn't be playing Buddy Holly in the clubs.
- You wouldn't?
- I wouldn't play, no.
In the sorta dance grooves,
I think sometimes vocals make things a bit too cheesy.
It has to be right.
Really spot on to be a good chap.
- [Interviewer] Leaving any special girls behind
when you go overseas?
- No, not any special ones.
There's quite a few of them.
(crowd cheering)
- Come on, I'm sorry.
I love you.
You know, I love you.
Come on.
You're my baby.
Forgive me?
- No.
- I bet you will.
- I can never forgive you.
- I bet you could forgive me.
Please?
Come on.
(giggling)
(dance music)
♪ She lets me down ♪
♪ She meets me back in town ♪
♪ There's a rapture back in town ♪
- Hi.
- [DJ Hound Dog] Don't know what you're doing here.
- Don't walk away from me.
Oh look, I know how I can make this all perfect.
(dance music)
- He's treating, my dick.
You cheated on me with this pencil dick over here.
- You know, there's no need to be so rude to him, okay?
- Is yours much bigger?
- Guys!
I wanna apologize to both of you.
It's just that I need something from both of you.
Can you understand that?
God, stop making all this noise.
- You bisexuals are all alike.
- A-fucking-men to that.
- I mean come on, what is this,
multiple choice or something?
Pick one, you're either homo or hetero.
- We bisexuals.
- What do you want?
- What is it you want?
- All right, enough.
Who's it gonna be?
Me, or him?
- Both of you.
- What?
- Well I could keep living with you as per usual
and I could see you three times a week.
What's wrong with that?
- Fuck that.
- Double fuck that.
He's right.
You bisexuals are all alike.
- We bisexuals.
- Excuse me?
No dear.
Some of us don't need to snap into a slim jim.
- Really?
Really?
What's this?
What's this, huh?
What's this?
Big Ed.
And Little Ed, which is really odd,
because Little Ed is a lot bigger than Big Ed.
- How dare you.
(dance music)
♪ The music goes round ♪
♪ We are strong ♪
♪ And living it on and on ♪
♪ No one to tell us we're wrong ♪
♪ Everybody's dancing, the music goes round ♪
♪ We are young ♪
♪ And all alone ♪
♪ No promises ♪
♪ No demands ♪
♪ Everybody's dancing, the music goes round ♪
♪ We are strong ♪
♪ And living in, on and on. ♪
♪ No one to tell us we're wrong. ♪
♪ Everybody's dancing, the music goes round ♪
♪ We are young ♪
♪ And all alone ♪
♪ No promises, no demands ♪
♪ Everybody's dancing, the music goes round ♪
- How you doing, handsome?
Damn, I don't know what she sees in you.
- You should move to India.
You'd be sacred there.
- What are you doing down here?
(sighs)
- I thought I'd get some exercise.
Make myself a little more attractive.
Why'd you put up with her cheating on you, anyway?
- I love her.
Why do you?
- Us lazy guys will put up with anything.
- Yeah, me too.
- Come on, you're Donna Summer.
You're hot stuff, you could have anybody you want.
- No I couldn't.
- Fuck, you couldn't.
- You wanna see what I looked like up until five years ago?
- I don't know.
Is that on your driver's license or something?
Yeah.
You carry 200 pounds pretty well.
- See?
I swear, the way those bitches treated me.
♪ I just can't say no ♪
♪ You can take your time ♪
- Well, that's been educational
- Yeah, for me too.
You know, you're not nearly the shit for brains
I thought you were.
- Well, how could I be?
- Give me a hug.
- All right, I'll see you later.
(dance music)
(phone ringing)
- Yo.
- Yo, what's up?
- Casta?
Is that you?
- Yeah, it's me.
- You sound kinda down.
- Tai's out of town.
Just get really anxious when she's not around.
- So what's up?
- Oh, I'm just bored.
Didn't know who else to call.
- Well, I've got the perfect tension reducer.
(dance music)
- Oh yeah, this is a great stress reducer.
It's better than my vibrator.
What a rush.
- Yeah, there's nothing like eight hours of video game
carnage to soothe the savage beast.
- Damn, I'm stoned.
You know, you're actually pretty nice for a boy.
I shouldn't get stoned.
I start doing really crazy shit.
- You get the munchies?
- No.
I get horny.
- Um, uh, what?
- What you didn't hear me?
- I think you're stoned.
(dance music)
So now you're gonna tell Tai about it.
- You?
- No.
- Cool.
- What's so, maybe we could keep doing this.
On a regular basis?
- What?
You want to live out some mack daddy fantasy
of seeing two chicks at once?
- Yeah.
- I can live with that.
- Whoa, it's my last name.
- Sweetheart, you wanna go to a party.
- You fucking pervert!
Get the fuck outta here!
I'll see you later.
(dance music)
- [DJ Bob Sinclar] I think I would begin to
hotel nervous, in front of Le Louvre.
You know, very nice and nice shoot.
Of course a sweet volume, of course.
- Sounds like a good deal.
I don't know what you're doing with me.
- Now, Barry's amazing.
- We've known each other for a long time.
- So what do you plan tonight?
- Me, you know.
- Nothing special?
- Come check you out?
- Of course.
So there is a big event tonight at Cobalt.
I play the small room upstairs.
- The VIP?
- The VIP room of course.
Of course, the VIP.
So I put you on the list and you come over?
Around two?
I play from two to four, so.
It'd be nice to see you.
♪ Be my lover, lover ♪
♪ Teach me like your other, other ♪
♪ You could be my lover, lover ♪
♪ I want you to know that ♪
♪ I'm still waiting ♪
♪ You could be my lover ♪
♪ Never get enough ♪
♪ Meet me in the darkness ♪
♪ Don't forget your promise ♪
♪ Bring me round ♪
♪ You could be my lover ♪
♪ Give me what I wanna ♪
- Keen.
Oh I do you in the morning and I do you in the night
and I do you in the afternoon.
- Cat?
(scoffs)
You left your keys in the door again.
(door slams)
- Tai!
(dance music)
♪ Life without you ♪
♪ Is just right ♪
♪ Can't you see ♪
♪ I feel fine ♪
♪ Since you're gone ♪
♪ Should I say disappeared ♪
♪ I kept holding all my tears ♪
♪ Since I saw you for the last time ♪
♪ I've been through another year ♪
♪ Little bit techno ♪
♪ A little bit, Elvis ♪
♪ A little bit going outta ♪
♪ My home and rock and roll ♪
♪ A little bit techno ♪
(dance music)
- [DJ Hound Dog] The vocals are not interesting.
And some of the vocals from the 50s,
the Buddy Holly, just so memorable, you know.
So it's just an interesting idea to try to-
- Yeah.
- You know?
- Yeah, it's a good new idea.
I don't know anyone before did it, so.
Something special about that.
(dance music)
(sighs)
- It's called variety.
I mean you turned me on to this.
♪ My love is the first steps in the sun ♪
♪ Baby ♪
♪ I follow you everywhere you go ♪
♪ Baby ♪
- Hey, stud.
- Are you gonna be okay?
- No, I'm pretty much gonna be like shit
but you'd understand.
(dance music)
- It's a very pretty green dress.
Is that like a peacock?
- Yeah, it's not what I normally wear when I'm working.
- Are you working?
- Yeah, I DJ.
- So what's your stage name.
- Fysche.
- What?
- Like slippery when wet.
(dance music)
- I brought something for you.
You can be the kind of DJ that takes the whole crowd
on a ride.
♪ What I want is to understand why you've gone away ♪
♪ And everything is gonna be all right in your arms again ♪
♪ In a place ♪
♪ Called heaven ♪
(dance music)
- Thanks for a super good time.
Am I going to see you again?
(laughs)
- I think you'll meet it like Megan.
Do you need bathroom?
♪ And baby I don't care ♪
♪ Where you've been before ♪
♪ Just put 'em high ♪
♪ Put 'em high ♪
♪ Make the best of it ♪
♪ Just a little bit ♪
♪ Just put 'em high ♪
♪ And put 'em high ♪
♪ Baby I don't care ♪
♪ Where you've been before ♪
♪ Just put 'em high ♪
♪ Put 'em high ♪
♪ Make the best of it ♪
♪ Just a little bit ♪
♪ Just put 'em high ♪
♪ And put 'em high ♪
- I missed you.
- Oh you did?
- Yeah.
- I missed you, too.
- You did?
- I did.
I miss you whenever you're not here.
- I'm sorry.
- Well I'm glad, you should be.
- Really?
So you love me then?
- Yeah.
- You do?
- When you're a good girl I love you.
- You do?
What's wrong with your head?
- I was working very late last night.
- What were you doing?
- I was practicing.
- What were you practicing?
- I was practicing missing you.
- You were practicing missing me?
- Yes, it was, it didn't a lot.
- That sounds very silly.
- I should've broke up with that bitch a long time ago.
We had a really fucked up relationship.
So do we.
But in a good way.
- Yeah.
I'm glad about that.
- Any chance you wanna give your big beautiful amazon
another shot?
- What?
- See you later.
- [DJ Judge Jules] I think they only sell silicone breasts
in America in one size.
Hey, how you doing man?
- Hey Hound Dog, how you doing?
- Nice to see you.
How's it going?
- You're doing a bit of those crazy hand shake things.
- So, I appreciate you getting back to me
with all those emails.
I mean, you know, it's been really hard out here
because they just fuckin' hate my stuff.
- Really?
I like him how he's honest.
- But I'm getting you know,
I've had a few nights where I kinda, you know,
they went with me.
- I mean if you want to sell something
that's completely different,
there's only two ways just about everybody
whose gone on to be a big DJ has made
with success with their careers,
especially in your case where you're doing something
quite different.
And the first one is promoting your own parties.
Have you thought about doing that?
- Well, you know, I have parties back at my house.
- Clearly not then.
The other really, really important one
is basically making records, right?
All the big DJs make their own records.
It's assumed that if you want to be a successful
household name DJ, you've got to make your own tunes.
So, is that something you've thought about?
You've met Anabella before, haven't you?
- Yeah, I've been to some of her gigs around about.
- I don't want to hear about that.
Unless you fancy yourself as a great singer yourself,
I definitely recommend hooking up with a singer
because you want to give a track some identity.
Once you've decided to go ahead and forge
a musical career for yourself,
then having a singer, having a hook,
having something people can identify with
is the way forward.
And she can definitely do it as well as anybody.
- Aww, thank you.
- A lot of work then is in the studio these days.
I mean it's not just happening on the dance floor.
That's an illusion, it's all created.
- DJs who just go out and play records
and listen to the odd promo
to decide what they're gonna go out and play
are not going anywhere.
It really is seven days a week, 24-hour day
or thereabouts job where you've got to be making records,
you've got to have exclusive tracks.
- Yeah.
- It's imperative that you're playing things
that are your own.
People can really sort of latch onto
and identify with you to develop your persona.
- That's my feeling exactly.
But you try to tell the people at Alman's Pops.
- But you're doing something different.
And you know, life's great pioneers and adventurers
have always been misunderstood.
Some of them go on to be huge and successful,
others unfortunately remain understood
for the rest of their career.
All you can do is make your own luck
and try to develop what you got to offer
and making your records is definitely
what other big names do.
♪ Baby I want you uh-huh ♪
(guitar music)
♪ I want you two ♪
♪ I want you three ♪
♪ Baby give it to me ♪
♪ Uh-Huh I want you four ♪
♪ Baby I want you uh-huh ♪
♪ I want you two uh-huh ♪
♪ I want you three ♪
♪ Baby give it to me ♪
♪ Uh-Huh I want you four ♪
♪ Honey give ♪
You scared the life out of me.
I was just, there's no bathroom in my apartment.
I mean I don't have a real bathroom in my apartment.
The men's room was locked.
♪ Don't get me down ♪
♪ Try to get along ♪
♪ Just a sad clown who sings a love song ♪
♪ Think I'm gonna be a movie star ♪
♪ Say I play too hard and I won't get far ♪
♪ Jacl of all trades ♪
♪ Master of none ♪
♪ I'll rise up like the summer sun ♪
♪ Do a little bit of this ♪
♪ Whole lotta that ♪
♪ One day, honey, I'll be the big fat cat ♪
(dance music)
- Hey.
- How're you doing? - Can't complain, thanks.
- Hound Dog.
- Okay, great.
My name's Gunner.
- Mark.
- Hey Mark, nice to see you.
So Judge Jules sent me down here,
said I should come see you guys.
- Okay.
- Maybe about helping me do some mixes.
What I'd like to do is I have a,
take a hook, a rock and roll hook,
an Elvis, a hook, or a Buddy Holly, you know.
Hey, hey, hey.
Take that, you know, something.
And then have it weaved in to the kind of music
that people are actually dancing to, right?
♪ I want you uh-huh ♪
♪ I want you two ♪
♪ I want you three ♪
♪ Baby give it to me ♪
♪ Uh-Huh I want you four ♪
♪ Honey give me more ♪
♪ He's a handyman ♪
♪ Just like his Uncle Sam ♪
♪ He'll get you if he can ♪
♪ He met a American man ♪
♪ He met a America man ♪
♪ He's a handyman ♪
♪ Just like his Uncle Sam ♪
How you doing?
- Good.
How are you?
- Good.
I guess they didn't fix the washing machines.
- I had a long one, I didn't have that much to do.
Everyday is rockin'.
We had a talk with a man, you know,
that own the building?
- Let's get a petition.
All the neighbors gather, we'll all sign,
and we'll, you know.
- Okay.
- So, I'm spinning tonight.
- Spinning?
What is that?
- At a nightclub.
You know, records, DJ, you know.
Space downtown.
- I see.
Yeah I hear sometime.
I was there, I've been there once, yeah.
- It's a great club.
- It's a crazy club, I know, yeah.
- I'm the DJ tonight.
- Wow.
- I can put your name on the door.
- Okay.
- If you want to go.
- Let me think about it.
- Bring a friend, you know.
Girlfriend, you party.
Your name will be on the door
and if you see me, you like, wave to me.
Come have a drink.
- Okay.
- See you later.
- Okay, thanks.
Bye.
- Okay, you like it?
- Let's keep it.
But what I'm worried about is,
I don't know how this is gonna mix in
to the big trance feel, you know?
Because this where I have the problem
is that when I start to bring the rock and roll in,
it's always, I'm always losing the energy
because it doesn't have the same force as the trance.
- Yeah, I have an idea.
Let's try if it works.
- Okay.
(synth sounds)
Now this is great.
- Yeah, you like that?
- Yeah this is it, man.
- Cool.
- All right, if we get some sirens going.
(dance music)
- You're doing so good,
you're totally kicking ass by the way.
- I'm kicking ass.
I'm kicking ass.
- You've got the crowd going.
Everyone's dancing.
Everyone's loving the waves you create.
- I didn't know you come here.
Right this is Roxy.
- Hi.
- Max.
This is my friend, she lives in the same building.
- Oh since when?
- Recently.
She just moved.
- [DJ Michael Christopher] I made the kite go side to side
so that means I can make the bass go up and down
and also make you go side to side.
So somebody had a great idea,
and they had a really big group which is known as
Kettlebell Brothers.
And they put together a sequence of patterns of sounds
and what they said was,
"if we can make you feel the sound,
we can make you see it.
Just by emotion."
Imagine if I played a tone that made you feel at peace
with yourself.
Just quiet, serenity, rainfalls.
Just basically to yourself.
No worries in the world.
It's just you and the sound.
(dance music)
♪ Give me your love ♪
♪ Little bit Elvis ♪
♪ A little bit porno ♪
♪ A little rock and roll ♪
♪ A little bit techno ♪
♪ I wanna hear you laugh ♪
♪ I'm gonna make you cry ♪
♪ I wanna beat you up ♪
♪ I wanna get you high ♪
♪ Do you like to dance ♪
♪ Do you like techno ♪
♪ You can sing the blues ♪
♪ You can go, go, go ♪
♪ Little bit of Elvis ♪
♪ Little bit porno ♪
♪ I'm a little rock and roll ♪
♪ A little bit techno ♪
♪ I can take you out and I'll take you home ♪
♪ I'm gonna hit the town ♪
♪ I'm gonna be alive ♪
♪ I'm gonna teach you something ♪
♪ Now listen who would love me ♪
♪ What kind of bird ♪
♪ A little bit Elvis ♪
♪ A little bit porno ♪
♪ I'm a little rock and roll ♪
♪ A little bit techno ♪
♪ Gonna get my wrongs ♪
♪ Keep your rights ♪
♪ Come a little closer, tonight, tonight ♪
♪ Gonna shimmy shim shim ♪
♪ Doing the bomb bang blam ♪
♪ Get on top, I do you from behind ♪
(electric guitar music)
♪ Hey now, turn around ♪
♪ Turn a, turn a loop ♪
♪ When Johnny was a little boy ♪
♪ His momma used to whisper ♪
♪ You can be whatever you wanna be ♪
♪ You can be, you can be, you can be ♪
♪ When Johnny was a little boy ♪
♪ His papa used to tell him ♪
♪ You can make something of yourself one day ♪
♪ Inside I see ♪
(dance music)
♪ With you I just can't get enough ♪
♪ I see your love tonight ♪
- Yeah, yeah
I want you be in time on top of existence
of a goddess.
(dance music)
♪ He doesn't mean a thing to me ♪
♪ Just another good face to see ♪
- Oh no.
What did you expect of me?
- I expected you to call back.
That's what I expected you to do.
- I called you back about two hours later.
- Yeah, I mean.
I don't know why it's so difficult to get ahold of you.
- Are ya Elvis?
- No, silly, Elvis's hairs all up.
That.
- I guess that's the problem.
Now you're a big star.
- [DJ Anne Savage] So welcome to my Miami flat.
- [DJ Hound Dog] Wow, amazing.
What a view.
- Wait till you see the view from the top.
- How'd you get this going on?
It's fantastic.
- You know helicopter clogs?
(laughs)
Seriously, yeah.
- Cheers.
- Here's to you.
- Oh my god.
- What do you think?
Hound Dog.
♪ If I could have my body back ♪
♪ To be reloaded by a scent of crystal clear water ♪
♪ Water which is not polluted by chemical industry ♪
♪ I could taste the fresh taste of the unspoiled nature ♪
♪ Now that I'm here, ♪
♪ breaking my relationship with time and space. ♪
♪ Watching my life over clear glasses of a window ♪
♪ I get away of the small things ♪
♪ Which I leave, the greatest ♪
♪ I left my life ♪
♪ My physical form of life behind. ♪
- Yeah, can you just give it a little bit more attitude.
'Cause I mean that's the whole point of the track.
- Back off sucker.
- You know what I'm talking about.
All right.
Go.
(dance music)
♪ Back off sucker ♪
♪ You know don't know me ♪
♪ You just want to uh uh uh me ♪
♪ Back off sucker ♪
♪ You don't love me ♪
♪ You just want to uh uh uh me ♪
♪ Come on uh uh uh uh uh me ♪
- [DJ Hound Dog] I thought you said it was 9000.
- No it's 15 five if you want to finance it.
10 five if you pay cash.
Goes to 260, better have a fat wallet
'cause it's gonna attract girls like a magnet.
♪ I can see the fire burning ♪
- Well here we are in Miami, now when discussing
with our expensive production team
how we should open the show,
I was told to set the scene
but really I'm rubbing in the weather
to know what's appropriate
because Miami Winter Music Conference
isn't about weather, it's about breaking new music
and that's what we're gonna tell you about
throughout the show.
More information after this, you may have just heard it.
♪ He's a handyman ♪
♪ Just like his Uncle Sam ♪
♪ He'll get you if he can ♪
♪ Met a American man ♪
♪ He's a handyman ♪
♪ Handyman ♪
(dance music)
♪ Monday night to the club ♪
♪ Tuesday night to the club ♪
♪ Wednesday night what a headache ♪
♪ But I went to the club ♪
♪ Thursday night to the club ♪
- Sometimes I just play some, two or three,
techno or three very deep, techno records.
And the people like the first and the second.
And then they coming down and then I'll play
again a trance track late
just whoosh and open up again.
(dance music)
(phone ringing)
(piano music)
- Hey there neighbor.
So how's it going with those chicks?
- We're back together again.
- There you have it.
You have the attitude.
- What attitude?
- The attitude that says to a woman,
"if you're gonna stay, stay, if you're gonna go,
don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out."
- You know, you see to know so much about women,
how come you never get any?
- Well, good point.
I can talk the talk, you know.
But, I can't walk the walk.
You know?
♪ To the club ♪
(dance music)
♪ He used to be a dude ♪
♪ With alley cat blues ♪
♪ Now he's gone whack ♪
♪ He's gotta to the tack ♪
♪ Fill his pockets with my cream ♪
♪ Which is really obscene ♪
♪ Think of hearing of sing ♪
♪ With his bling bling bling ♪
Do you think my voice sounds a little bit
like Minnie Mouse?
It's a little bit high, you know?
(laughs)
It's kinda like.
- [DJ Hound Dog] No it's great, Mark?
Right?
- Yeah, yeah, sounds like me?
♪ Don't know what I like ♪
♪ I must be out of my mind ♪
♪ She's into animal print ♪
♪ Poison leopard and me ♪
♪ Zebra and tiger, bites like a spider ♪
♪ Slippery as a snake ♪
♪ She's as thin as a rake ♪
♪ Sly as a fox who drinks her blood on the rocks ♪
Another latte?
- Sure.
Thanks.
♪ And his over the top style. ♪
♪ He walks back and forth ♪
♪ Winks like a dog ♪
♪ When we sneak out on the block ♪
♪ He's got sophisticated skank ♪
♪ This time he's gone too far ♪
♪ And I'm here to star ♪
♪ She's into animal print ♪
(chair scooting)
- I remember,
was it the other night that we were?
- What the fuck's going on?
Who the fuck are you?
- She's just a fan of mine.
- Hey don't be fuckin' rude.
- Get outta here bitch.
- No, come on, what are you doing?
- You fuck off.
- Don't be so fuckin' rude.
- Get the fuck outta here.
(grunts)
- That is not funny.
You could've killed her.
- If I wanted to kill her, she'd be dead.
- We were just talking.
- Yeah, well you're not allowed to talk to other women
when I'm around.
- Allowed?
- That's right.
Look, you know I love you, right?
(sighs)
Come on baby, somebody's gotta be the boss.
I love you.
You turned me on to my bisexuality.
Taught me not to place gender on love, baby.
But if you ever break my heart,
I'll break your fucking face.
(electronic music)
- Hey, how you doing?
- Hi.
- Nice to see you again.
- Nice to see you too.
How are you?
- I'm pretty good.
I spoke to the manager about the washing machine and stuff.
They're gonna fix it.
- Oh cool, good.
(screams)
(car collision)
(tires squeal)
(dance music)
(fast tempo dance music)
(mechanical hiss)
- [Fysche] Hi, Hound.
- [Cat] Who the fuck do you think you are?
- [Fysche] Why don't we just give him a moment
to explain himself.
I'm sure there's a really good reason
why he'd be doing what he's doing
and he'll-
- [Cat] Shut the fuck up.
What the fuck have you been doing?
Look at us when we're talking to you.
- [Fysche] Hound.
- Look at us when we're talking to you.
- You're going to have to choose
and then that's it, that's fine.
But make a decision.
- You can just take your boney ass outta here.
What the fuck are you doing here?
- First of all, you have one man
and all of a sudden you're Sharon Stone?
What is your problem.
He's not your boyfriend.
- [All Women] He's my boyfriend.
- You know what, you're gonna have to make your mind up.
Who do you want?
- [DJ Hound Dog] Tanya Harding.
- You know what, I'm leaving.
- Good.
What the fuck do you think you're doing?
Huh?
You think this is a game?
- Out!
- You've been lying to us.
- Out, out, out.
Stay out of my house.
(door slamming)
- Two down!
- [DJ Hound Dog] This isn't going anywhere.
- What are you saying?
- I'm saying, it's finished.
Look at me.
- What's finished?
You're the only one that's finished.
You are fucked up.
(dance music)
♪ I know you want me ♪
(crowd cheering)
(dance music)
- Hi Gravy, how you doing?
Hound Dog, listen, Hound Dog.
I need some help here, all right?
You know, you know I'm not good at this.
And you are.
So you gonna help me out here?
- I'm not going out tonight, there's no way.
I'm just spinning.
I'm here to spin.
I'm not here to babysit you
and take you window shopping.
- Now wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Excuse me lady, excuse me.
Excuse me, hi, how you doin'?
- Good.
- All right.
Would you like to spend some time with us?
(funky music)
♪ Something ain't right ♪
♪ Gonna get myself, gonna get myself ♪
- [Tina] Hi, I'm Tina Leiu at "The Womb Radio"
broadcasting live from Ibiza, Spain.
I'm here at the Delta Disco radio store,
where DJ Hound Dog is spinning up.
♪ I see through you ♪
♪ Your dirty tricks ♪
♪ You make me sick ♪
♪ I see through you ♪
♪ Gonna do it again ♪
(dance music)
♪ And baby I don't care ♪
♪ Where you been before ♪
♪ Just put 'em high ♪
♪ Make the best of it ♪
♪ Just a little bit ♪
♪ Just put 'em high ♪
♪ And put 'em high ♪
♪ Baby I don't care ♪
♪ Where you been before ♪
♪ Just put 'em high ♪
(screaming)
♪ Just put 'em high ♪
♪ And put 'em high ♪
- Hi, DJ Hound Dog.
- Hey, how are you doing?
- I'm okay.
I heard your music.
- Oh, you did?
- Yeah, it's excellent.
Like it.
- Oh, thank you.
Very nice.
- Are you going out tonight?
- I haven't planned on anything, no.
- Do you wanna go with me?
- Where you going?
- To the club.
- Well you know, I have to,
get an early night, you know.
- Are you embarrassed?
- Is this you?
- Yep.
Do you like it?
- Yeah, it's gorgeous.
- Yeah.
- So where is it that we're going tonight?
I'm just kidding, I can't.
I'm here to work.
- Are you gay?
(dance music)
Nice to meet you too.
How's it going?
What are you doing here?
- I'm going to play tonight, man.
- Oh you are?
- Yeah, I just woke up.
Fucked up.
- When'd you get in?
- Yesterday.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, my plane last night is was late so,
I survived, I woke up, and chill around with people tonight.
- Right has that happened to you?
- That happened to me.
- So you like when it's actually a hybrid
of different musical styles coming together.
- Yeah.
- Little bit of rock and roll, little bit of techno?
(laughs)
No, come on, a little bit of rock and roll.
- Okay, rock and roll.
♪ I just can't say no ♪
♪ You can take your time ♪
♪ Why don't you ♪
♪ You can take your time ♪
So, Anna.
You see that guy sitting back there?
Don't look, don't look.
He's a very famous DJ from Miami.
No, really.
He's really big in the states.
- Really?
- Absolutely.
Now I was the guy that made him famous.
How 'bout that?
- Oh is that right?
- Absolutely.
And you know something?
I can make you famous too.
- If you look at it on a map,
it's really, really close to Ibiza.
But to get from Malta to Ibiza
involves about eight different flights
because there's nothing remotely direct, is there?
- Right yeah, just have to go back to this place,
back to the UK and then get a flight from Manchester
to here, establish a kit.
Need some rest.
- But hey, that's the story, man.
- What are you looking at, come on.
Just bring those eyes back to here man.
- There's this girl over there.
Check her out.
- You're not going to are you?
- I know her from Miami.
- Are you really going to go over there, please.
Please don't embarrass yourself.
- Well, you know, I'm famous for my ability to-
- To get thrown straight back to tables.
- Yeah, so just be right back.
(speaks foreign language)
- He's got no chance.
- No.
- Hi.
What are you doing here?
- Wow.
- Oh my god.
- It's so nice to see you.
- It's so nice to see you, too.
- What are you doing in Ibiza now?
- I'm spinning.
- Wow.
It's my friend DJ.
Hound.
And this is J Lo.
- How you doing?
- Good to meet you.
- I hope I'll see you at the party.
- Okay, okay.
Nice to see you.
Bye.
- So did you get her number?
- What are you panting for?
Listen if you've got raging testosterone,
that's fine with me,
but the fact is,
you're a loser when it came to that situation.
- What?
(dance music)
- Bennet girl?
- Yes, Bennet girl.
- I've seen them, they're beautiful, they're beautiful.
- Very nice, very nice.
- Very beautiful as me.
- No way.
- No, not at all.
(screams)
(dance music)
♪ One in a million, baby ♪
♪ Telling me I do ♪
(dance music)
♪ I see your love ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ With you I just can't get enough ♪
♪ I see love tonight ♪
- Hey.
No, I'm all right, yeah.
Is who cute?
(laughs)
There's nobody in bed with me.
No, no.
All right.
Oh man, look see that guy that's floating
in that parachute?
- [DJ Carl Cox] That's a cool sight, I tell ya.
- You ever done that?
- No, not really.
I always feared that if I did it I wouldn't get so far up.
(laughs)
That's my problem with it.
But it looks beautiful once you're up there.
- Yeah.
- In fact, once it starts going across the skyline here,
when the sun starts coming down,
seeing that going across is a beautiful sight.
- So come on, let's go for a swim then.
(laughs)
- Hey man.
I'm not gonna.
You know there's sharks out there.
Oh you didn't know there's sharks?
- There's no sharks out there.
- There is, yeah.
- No there isn't.
I talked to the hotel manager,
said there's no sharks in Ibiza.
We're live at Mambo with the essential selection.
We're here for the opening weekend.
The opening celebrations really.
We open pure passion here.
Carl Cox is my guest.
He's coming up live from the Mambo booth
in about 5 minutes time.
(dance music)
Hey man, how's it going?
Yeah.
Are you at home?
No, I'm in Ibiza.
Yeah.
Go and put the radio on.
Radio on.
I'm gonna be on Pete Tong's show.
Yeah in about five, 10 minutes.
(speaking in foreign language)
- He wants to tell you a secret for his party for Friday.
- Yeah, who's playing?
(speaking in foreign language)
- DJ Hound Dog.
- Oh, DJ Hound Dog!
- Here, it's your wife.
They clutched it.
Here you go.
Is there anything else you want me to do?
- No.
(dance music)
♪ Lips so bad oh baby ♪
♪ Sun in your eyes ♪
♪ This ain't heaven ♪
♪ Such a beautiful sky ♪
♪ Lips are so bad oh baby ♪
♪ Sun in your eyes ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ This ain't heaven ♪
♪ Then what is it ♪
(dance music)
♪ If this ain't heaven ♪
♪ Then what is it ♪
(dance music)
♪ With you I just can't get enough ♪
♪ I see love tonight ♪
♪ Into the darkness ♪
♪ We come from ♪
♪ Of the winters come design ♪
♪ I see love tonight ♪
♪ With you I just can't get enough ♪
♪ I see love tonight ♪
(dance music)
♪ I'm running ♪
♪ Far, far away ♪
♪ I'm running ♪
♪ Far, far away ♪
(dance music)
- Hey Hound Dog.
You're on now, okay?
Okay?
♪ Having time to love somebody ♪
♪ Now all I need and all I see is you ♪
♪ And only you ♪
♪ And if you are lost ♪
♪ I'll always find ya ♪
♪ You're all I need ♪
♪ You're heart will keep your treasure ♪
♪ And only you ♪
♪ You make me fall ♪
♪ And I can't stand ♪
(crowd cheering)
♪ But it's too late ♪
♪ And I can't give you the love ♪
♪ And just can't give it away ♪
♪ But when we sleep and close our eyes ♪
♪ We fade all into the night ♪
♪ Just give it away ♪
♪ The legends we get to tell somebody ♪
♪ The feelings inside to make your dreams come true ♪
♪ He's a hound dog man ♪
♪ Just like his Uncle Sam ♪
♪ He'll get you if he can ♪
♪ Met a American man ♪
♪ He's a handyman ♪
♪ Get you, get you, get you, get you, get you, get you ♪
♪ Handy man ♪
♪ Get you, get you, get you handyman ♪
♪ Life without you ♪
♪ Is just right ♪
♪ Can't you see ♪
♪ I feel fine ♪
♪ Since you're gone ♪
♪ Should I say disappeared ♪
♪ I kept holding all my tears ♪
♪ Since I saw you for the last time ♪
♪ I've been through another year ♪
♪ I'm not savored, I'm a song girl ♪
(dance music)