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对不起 对不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
没事 坐 No. Stay.
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
我叫安德鲁·尼曼 先生 Andrew Neiman, sir.
几年级 What year are you?
一年级 I'm first year.
-知道我是谁吗 -知道 - Do you know who I am? - Yes, sir.
你知道我在找乐手 So you know I'm looking for players.
知道 Yes, sir.
那你怎么不打了 Then why did you stop playing?
我让你打了吗 Did I ask you to start playing again?
-对不起 我 -我问你为什么不打了 - Sorry, I... - I asked why you stopped playing,
你就像只上了发条的猴子一样瞎打 and your version of answer was to turn into a wind-up monkey.
-对不起 我以为 -让我看看基本功 - Sorry, I thought... - Show me your rudiments.
好的 Yes, sir.
双倍摇摆 Double-time swing.
不对 双倍速度 双倍 No, double-time. Double it.
快点 再快点 Faster. Faster.
哎呦 Oopsy-daisy.
忘了拿外套 Forgot my jacket.
谢弗音乐学院 秋学期
-不要软糖吗 -今天不要了 - No Swedish Fish? - No, not today.
谢谢 Thanks.
-你还好吗 -嗯 - You okay? - Yeah.
我也不知道 他今天看到我打鼓了 Yeah. Well, I don't know. He saw me play today.
然后呢 And?
选择还多着呢 Well, you got plenty of options still.
-什么意思 -只是... - What does that mean? - Just...
-什么选择 -只是... - Other options? - Just, you know...
生活就是这样 It's just life.
到了我这个年纪 看问题的角度就不同了 Listen, when you get to be my age, you get perspective.
我不想要什么角度 I don't want perspective.
不好意思 Sorry.
好吧 All right.
我不要葡萄干 I don't want the raisinets.
怎么不早说 Why didn't you say that?
我只是喜欢绕着它们吃 I just eat around them.
搞不懂你 I don't understand you.
-再见 回头见 -再见 - Bye. I'll see you later. - Bye.
伙计 瑞恩 我去 My man, Ry. Oh, shit.
最近怎么样啊 伙计 How you feeling, man?
-好久不见 -好久不见 - It's been too long. - Been too long.
尼曼打得太烂了 Things were hurting with Neiman on the kits.
别这么说 伙计 Come on, man.
-怎么了 -他挺好的 - What? - He's fine.
-随你吧 见到你很高兴 -是啊 - If you say so. Good seeing you. - Yeah.
看起来不错啊 Yo, looking good.
-你好吗 -嘿 - What's up, bro? - Hey.
-周末愉快吗 -是啊 很不错 - Good weekend? - Yeah, real good.
-是吗 -是啊 很有意思 - Yeah? - Yeah. Lot of fun.
不错 Nice.
别在意格雷格 他很损 Hey, don't worry about Greg. Kid's a dick.
-没关系 -大家早上好 - No big deal. - Good morning, everybody.
大家早上好 Good morning, everybody.
-早上好 -好了 - Good morning. - All right.
《比利·赞恩》从头开始 好吗 Let's do "Billy Zane" from the top, yes? Yes?
-可以吗 -往右一点 - How's that? Good? - Little right.
一 二 三 One, two, three, unh...
等等 Wait.
好了 从簧管开始 好吗 All right, let's do reeds, yeah?
-三 -瑞恩 瞧 - Three. - Yo, Ryan.
注意点 Watch it.
重音 Accent, yeah...
-不是今天 -重音要沉 - Not today. - Really big on the bottom.
润润色 Put some sugar on it.
有些人真的记不住 好尴尬 You embarrass yourself like what's-his-face.
也太悲剧了 That was truly pathetic.
利索点 Short.
好了好了 All right. All right.
够了 麻烦换回主力鼓手吧 That's enough of that. Just back to the core drums, please.
主力乐手 准备 Core players, let's go.
老兄 你都练了什么 Dude, what have you been practicing?
可以吗 May I?
小可爱 Cute.
重新开始 小号 第七八小节 Down the line. Trumpets, bars seven and eight.
三 四 Three, four.
好 可以了 Okay. All right.
长号 第24小节 最后两拍 Trombone, bar 24. The end of two.
算了 Maybe not.
次中音萨克斯 从第11小节开始 Tenor, let's start the pickup to 11.
三 四 Three, four.
一样的小节 三 四 Same spot. Three, four.
好吧 Okay. All right.
你是首席 看看是不是靠脸吃饭的 You're in the first chair. Let's see if it's because you're cute.
三 四 Three, four.
没错 还真是 Yep. That's why.
鼓手 来一小段双倍摇摆 Drums. Let's hear a little double-time swing.
后面那个 Behind.
一样的 Same thing.
贝斯 《唐娜·李》五个小节 Bass, five bars of "Donna Lee."
好了 All right.
鼓手 跟我来 Drums, with me.
谢谢你 乔 Thank you, Joe.
不不 另一个鼓手 No, no, no. Other drums.
明早6点来B16房间 别迟到 Room B-16 tomorrow morning, 6:00 a.m. Don't be late.
好了 各位 从头开始 All right, everybody, from the top.
一 二 三 One, two, three, unh...
-你好 -你好吗 - Hey. - How are you?
-还行 你呢 -还不错 谢谢 - Good. How are you? - I'm good, thanks.
很好 Good.
-老样子吗 需要... -不 - Uh, the usual? You want...? - No.
我其实不知道怎么... Look, I don't really know how...
我经常在这里见你 I see you in here a lot,
我觉得你非常漂亮 and I think that you're really pretty and...
你愿意跟我约会吗 would you wanna go out with me... ever?
请你离开 Please go away.
-天哪 -请你出去 - Oh, my God. - Please get out.
-真抱歉 抱歉 -跟你开玩笑呢 - I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. - I'm just messing with you.
-我跟你开玩笑呢 -什么 天哪 - I'm messing with you. - What? Oh, my God.
对不起啦 I'm sorry.
-好伤人啊 -不好意思啦 - That's actually pretty mean. - I'm sorry.
我不是有意伤害你的 I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
-你叫什么名字 -没事 不要紧 - What's your name? - It's okay. No big deal.
我叫安德鲁 I'm Andrew.
-安德鲁 -对 - Andrew. - Yeah.
-我叫妮可 -很高兴认识你 妮可 - I'm Nicole. - Nice to meet you, Nicole.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you too.
-你想跟我约会 -我很想跟你约会 - So you wanna take me out. - I would love to take you out.
-你想去哪儿 -吃披萨 - Where do you wanna go? - Pizza.
-披萨吗 -是啊 - Pizza. - Yeah.
-我喜欢披萨 -我知道有家店很棒 - I like pizza. - Yeah, I know this great pizza place.
好啊 那... Cool. Okay, well...
我周一七点下班 I get off at 7 on Monday.
-好的 -你想在这儿见面吗 - Okay. - You wanna meet here?
好的 我会来的 Okay. Yeah. I will.
太好了 Great.
好的 七点对吗 Okay. Seven o'clock?
-在这儿见 -晚上七点 - Here. - At 7 p.m.
-周一见 安德鲁 -好的 - Monday. Andrew. - All right.
再见 Bye.
没那么糟 她是跳艳舞的 It's not that bad, man. She's a go-go dancer.
她可以去拍A片 但她没去 She could've did porn, she chose not to.
-这样感觉好点吗 -是啊 一点点 - That make it better? - Yeah, little bit.
-档次高一点 -我能搞得定 - That's classier. - I can deal with that.
那婊子好像有恋足癖 Bitch had a foot fetish or something.
-这个不错 -你注意到了吗 - This is good. - You get on that?
就是这样 That's it.
你他妈的在逗我 No, you are fucking kidding me.
你是新来的替补吗 You the new alternate?
是 我是安德鲁·尼曼 Yeah. I'm Andrew Neiman.
把鼓调到降B调 排练的时候帮我翻乐谱 Tune the set to B-flat, then turn my pages during rehearsal.
没问题 Sure.
打扰了 能给我一个降B调吗 Excuse me. Could I get a B-flat?
谢谢你 Thank you.
抱歉 能不能...再来一次 Sorry. Can you...? Just one more time?
鼓很不错 That's a great kit.
我在用新的镲片了 I play the new cymbals now.
开搞了 Milk the cunt!
今天来了个新人 尼曼 We got a squeaker today, people. Neiman.
十九岁 他是不是很可爱 Nineteen years old. Isn't he cute?
好了大伙 《爆裂》 All right, gang, "Whiplash."
翻页 翻页 Page. Page!
巴克 那不是你男朋友的家伙 Barker, that is not your boyfriend's dick.
别着急高潮 Do not come early.
第93小节 Bar 93.
五 六 Five, six, and...
停 Stop.
这个问题让我很恼火 Now, this one really upsets me.
这里有一个走调的乐手 We have an out-of-tune player here.
在我继续之前 这个乐手能自己承认吗 Before I continue, would that player care to identify himself?
没有吗 No?
好吧 也许是我耳朵里进虫子了 Okay, maybe a bug flew in my ear.
第115小节 One-fifteen.
五 六 Five, six, and...
不 我耳朵好得很 No. My ears are fine.
确实有个走调的乐手 We definitely have an out-of-tune player.
无论是谁 这是你最后的机会 Whoever it is, this is your last chance.
机会没有了 And there it went.
要么你是故意走调 Now, either you are deliberately playing out of tune,
来我的乐队捣乱 and sabotaging my band,
要么就是不知道自己走调了 or you don't know you're out of tune,
我恐怕这更严重 which I'm afraid is even worse.
簧管 Reeds.
五 六 Five, six, and...
长号 Bones.
五 六 Five, six, and...
他在这儿 He's here.
告诉我不是你 鸡蛋头 Tell me it's not you, Elmer Fudd.
没关系 吹吧 It's okay. Play.
你觉得你走调了吗 Do you think you're out of tune?
下面有没有他妈的巧克力棒 There's no fucking Mars Bar down there.
你在看什么 What are you looking at?
往上看 看着我 Look up here. Look at me.
你觉得你走调了吗 Do you think you're out of tune?
是的 Yes.
那你他妈的为什么不早说 Then why the fuck didn't you say so?
我已经受够你这个死胖子了 I've carried your fat ass for too long.
我不会让你毁了我们的比赛 I won't have you cost us a competition
因为你满脑子只有开心乐园套餐 没有音调 because your mind's on a Happy Meal instead of on pitch.
杰克逊 恭喜 你是四号乐手了 Jackson, congratulations, you're fourth chair.
梅茨 你怎么还坐着 赶紧滚 Metz, why are you still sitting there? Get the fuck out!
说明白 梅茨没有走调 For the record, Metz wasn't out of tune.
是你 埃里克森 You were, Erickson.
但他不知道 But he didn't know,
那就够糟了 and that's bad enough.
好了 休息十分钟 All right, take 10.
回来的时候 新手上场 When we get back, the squeaker's on.
二二三 二二三 Two, two, three. Two, two, three.
如果他能花一半的心思来练长号 If he put half the effort into playing the trombone...
安德鲁 Andrew.
-父母是音乐人吗 -不是 - Parents musicians? - No.
-他们是做什么的 -我父亲是个作家 - What do they do? - My dad's a writer.
他写过些什么 What's he written?
其实他更算是个教师吧 I guess he's more of a teacher, really.
-大学吗 -彭宁顿高中 - College? - Pennington High School.
母亲呢 她是做什么的 What about your mother, what does she do?
不知道 我小时候她就走了 I don't know. She left when I was a baby.
家里没有音乐人 So no musicians in the family?
那你得多听经典了 You just gotta listen to the greats, then.
巴迪·里奇 乔·琼斯 Buddy Rich, Jo Jones...
你知道吗 查理·帕克能成为"大鸟" You know, Charlie Parker became "Bird"
是因为琼斯用镲片砸了他的脑袋 because Jones threw a cymbal at his head.
明白我的意思吗 See what I'm saying?
听着 关键就是要放松 Listen, the key is to just relax.
别担心曲子 Don't worry about the numbers.
别管其他人怎么想 Don't worry about what other guys are thinking.
你能来是有原因的 You're here for a reason.
你也这么认为 对吧 You believe that, right?
是的 Yeah.
说出来 Say it.
我能来是有原因的 I'm here for a reason.
不错 Cool.
好的 伙计 玩得开心 All right, man. Have fun.
好了 大伙 《爆裂》 All right, gang, "Whiplash."
稍微慢一点 好吗 A little under tempo, okay?
尼曼 尽力就好 Neiman, just do your best.
准备 Here we go.
五 六 Five, six, and...
加点儿花 Let's hear some fills.
巴迪·里奇来了 We got Buddy Rich here.
有点问题 从17小节开始 A little trouble there. Just pick it up at 17.
准备好了吗 Ready?
五 六 Five, six, and...
不是我要的节奏 Not quite my tempo.
再来一次 Here we go.
五 六 Five, six, and...
18小节起拍 好吗 再来 Downbeat on 18. Okay? Here we go.
五 六 Five, six, and...
17小节 最后四拍 Bar 17, the end of four.
明白了吗 Got it?
五 六 七 Five, six, seven...
不是我要的节奏 没关系 Not quite my tempo. It's all good.
别担心 再来 No worries. Here we go.
五 六 七 Five, six, seven...
你在抢拍 再来 You're rushing. Here we go.
五...准备好了吗 好的 Five... Ready? Okay.
五 六 Five, six, and...
拖拍了 一点点 Dragging just a hair.
等我的提示 Wait for my cue.
五 六 七 Five, six, seven...
抢了 五 六 Rushing. Five, six, and...
拖了 五 六 Dragging. Five, six, and...
你觉得我为什么要朝你扔椅子 尼曼 Why do you suppose I just hurled a chair at your head, Neiman?
-我不知道 -你当然知道 - I don't know. - Sure you do.
-节奏不对 -抢拍还是拖拍 - The tempo? - Were you rushing or dragging?
我不知道 I don't know.
-开始数 -五 六 七... - Start counting. - Five, six, seven...
数四拍 该死的 看着我 In four, damn it. Look at me.
一 二 三 四 One, two, three, four.
一 二 三... One, two, three...
告诉我 我是抢拍还是拖拍了 Now, was I rushing or was I dragging?
-不知道 -重新数 - I don't know. - Count again.
一 二 三 四 One, two, three, four.
-一 二 三 四 -抢还是拖 - One, two, three, four. - Rushing or dragging?
-抢 -你明明知道区别 - Rushing. - So you do know the difference.
如果你故意在我的乐队里捣乱 If you deliberately sabotage my band,
我一定操死你 I will fuck you like a pig.
现在 你是要抢拍 Now, are you a rusher,
还是拖拍 or are you a dragger,
还是他妈按我的节拍来 or are you gonna be on my fucking time?
按你的节拍 I'm gonna be on your time.
-这上写的什么 -每分钟215拍 - What does that say? - "Quarter note equals 215."
-数给我看 -一 二 三 四 - Count me a 215. - One, two, three, four.
一 二 三 四 One, two, three, four.
我的老天爷 Jesus fucking Christ.
我不知道谢弗居然还招弱智 I didn't know they allowed retards into Shaffer.
你不是连拍子都不会读吧 Am I to understand that you cannot read tempo?
-你他妈识谱吗 这是什么 -八分音符 - Can you even read fucking music? What's that? - Eighth note.
-对 这个呢 -附点十六分音符 - Yes. What is that? - Dotted 16th note.
视唱101小节 Sight-read measure 101.
什么东西 你他妈是清唱团的吗 What, are you in a fucking a cappella group?
给我打鼓 Play the goddamn kit.
停 现在回答我 Stop. Now answer my question.
你是抢拍还是拖拍了 Were you rushing or were you dragging?
-回答 -抢了 - Answer! - Rushing.
我的天啊 Oh, my dear God.
你不会也是个爱哭鬼吧 Are you one of those single-tear people?
看到我就像看到双层彩虹了吗 Do I look like a double fucking rainbow to you?
你一定很难过吧 You must be upset.
-你难过吗 -不 - Are you upset? - No
不吗 你一点都不在乎是吗 No? So you just don't give a shit about this?
-我在乎 -那你难过吗 难不难过 - I do give a shit. - So are you upset? Yes or fucking no?
是的 你很难过 Yes, you are upset.
是的 Yeah.
-说出来 -我很难过 - Say it. - I'm upset.
让整个乐队都听见 Say it so the whole band can hear you.
-我很难过 -大声点 - I'm upset. - Louder.
-我很难过 -大声点 - I'm upset. - Louder!
我很难过 I'm upset.
你是个一无是处众叛亲离智商低下的废物 You are a worthless, friendless, faggot-lipped littile piece of shit,
这个废物的妈甩了他爸 whose Mommy left Daddy
因为她发现他成不了尤金·奥尼尔[作家] when she figured out he wasn't Eugene O'Neill,
这个废物现在正趴在我的鼓上抽抽搭搭 and who's now weeping and slobbering all over my drum set
就像个九岁的小姑娘 like a fucking 9-year-old girl.
所以我要你他妈最后一次 大声说 So for the final father-fucking time, say it louder!
我很难过 I'm upset!
卡尔 Carl.
开始刻苦练习吧 尼曼 Start practicing harder, Neiman.
《爆裂》 125小节 "Whiplash," Bar 125.
大男孩节奏 Big-boy tempo.
五 六 Five, six, and...
没本事就会沦落到玩摇滚
《巴迪·里奇: 鼓手之路》
这地方不错 This place is nice.
是的 我喜欢他们放的音乐 Yeah. I really like the music that they play.
食物也不错 但是... I mean, the food's good too, but...
对 披萨很好吃 No, the pizza's really good.
《当我醒来》 "When I Wake."
-什么 -这首曲子的名字 - What? - That's the name of the song.
杰姬·希尔 1938年7月17日 Jackie Hill, July 17th, 1938.
鼓手是鲍勃·埃利斯 Bob Ellis on the drums.
我每次在电影院看到你的时候 You know, every time I saw you at the theater,
你都盯着地板看 your eyes were glued to the floor.
真的吗 Really?
我爸说我不太会用眼神交流 My dad says that I have... I have trouble making eye contact.
我爸妈也喜欢挑我毛病 My parents like to criticize me too.
我妈曾经说我下巴太大 When I was growing up, my mom said I had a really big chin,
所以男孩子看不上我 that's why guys wouldn't like me.
-真的吗 -真的 - Really? - Yeah.
才没有 You don't.
她说是我爸咒的 Well, she said my dad cursed me with one.
就像杰·雷诺一样 看 It's like Jay Leno. Look.
-才没有 -有的 - No, it's not. - Yeah, it is.
-我完全不觉得 -你真好 - I don't... I don't think so at all. - Well, that's nice.
你的下巴很好看 非常好看 Your chin's very nice. Very nice.
你妈妈一定是疯了 Your mom sounds insane.
她在我这个年纪 确实是梦想当演员来着 Well, she did wanna be an actress when she was my age.
-那你呢 -我怎么了 - What about you? - What about me?
你在做什么 What do you do?
我在福德姆上学 I go to Fordham.
你学什么的 What do you study?
我还没选专业呢 I don't have a major yet.
-那你想学什么 -我不知道 - But, like, what do you want to study? - I don't really know.
还没想好 I don't know yet.
所以你就随便选了福德姆吗 So Fordham was just like a random school?
不 我申请了好多所 福德姆录取了我 No, I applied to a bunch of schools, Fordham let me in.
你为什么选谢弗 Why'd you pick Shaffer?
那是全国最好的音乐学院 It's the best music school in the country.
福德姆就是福德姆吧 Well, Fordham was Fordham.
说实话 我并不喜欢那里 I don't love it there, to be honest.
-不吗 -不 - No? - No.
我... I...
我也不知道 我不太喜欢那里的人 I don't know. I guess it's just the people.
我不知道他们喜不喜欢我 I don't know if they like me very much.
我来自亚利桑那州 他们应该能看出来 I'm from Arizona, and I think they can see it.
-我对谢弗的人也有同感 -是吗 - I feel the same about people at Shaffer. - Yeah?
是的 我觉得他们不怎么喜欢我 Yeah. I don't think they like me too much.
但是 我...我... But I don't... I don't...
我不在乎 我想一切都会变的 I don't care too much. I think it just... It changes.
人们会改变 事情总会好的 You know, people change and things work out.
不 不 我懂 我懂 No, no, I know, I know.
只是... I just...
我有时候特别想家 I feel really homesick sometimes.
我说不好 I don't know.
我讨厌大家都装出一副不想家的样子 It kind of pisses me off when people pretend like they're not.
大学里都那样 In college, you know?
或许我真的是惟一想家的人 我不知道 Maybe I'm literally the only one, I don't know.
我还和我爸去看电影呢 I still go to the movies with my dad.
欧文布鲁克爵士乐大赛
-最近怎么样 -很高兴见到你 - Hey. How are you, man? - Good to see you.
天啊 这真是艾娃吗 And please, is this really Eva? Wow.
上次见面时你还是个小不点呢 Last time I saw you, you were very tiny.
你学乐器了吗 Are you playing an instrument yet?
她上周开始学钢琴了 She started piano last week.
等你上了大学 愿意来我的乐队演奏吗 When you're a big college kid, will you come play in my band?
愿意吗 做我的钢琴师 Would you like that? Be my piano player?
太好了 击个掌宝贝 Excellent. Give me five, baby.
-很高兴见到你们 -很高兴见到你 - All right. Thanks. Great to see you. - Great seeing you.
-演出结束后见 -当然 - See you after the show. - Absolutely.
好的 再见 All right. Cheers.
听好了 小崽子们 Listen up, Cocksuckers.
动作快点 拿起乐谱 Hurry the fuck up. Get your music.
第一场《艾琳》 节奏组先出 "Lrene" Only. Set one. Rhythm section out first.
坦纳 这里的鼓简直惨不忍睹 Tanner, the kit is a fucking tonal catastrophe.
把调子校准 好吗 Get it in tune, all right?
45小节的节奏和主音 Rhythm and soloists, bar 45.
记得跟上节拍好吗 We're gonna pick up the tempo, all right?
106小节 铜管 九度音记得升调 Bar 106, brass, do not forget we sharp that ninth.
大家记住 林肯中心这类地方 Everybody remember, Lincoln Center and its ilk
将通过这些比赛 use these competitions
决定他们要谁或是不要谁 to decide who they're interested in and who they're not.
我绝不允许我在业界的名声 I'm not gonna have my reputation in that department tarnished
被一群阳痿早泄比女朋友还脆弱 by a bunch of limp-dick sour-note, flatter-than-their-girlfriends
找不着调的蠢货玷污 明白吗 flexible-tempo dipshits. Got it?
还有一件事 尤金 给我那个 One more thing. Eugene, Give me that.
如果我再看见有谁乱扔谱子 If I ever find one of these lying around again,
我对天发誓 我绝不会再这么客气 I swear to fucking God, I will stop being so polite.
立刻滚蛋 不然我就把你剁了 Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you.
准备上台 排好队 马上 Stage right, in order, now.
我还是能看见你 小矬子 I can still fucking see you, Mini-Me!
快点 赶紧 快点 Let's go. Hurry the fuck up. Let's go.
谢弗音乐学院录音室乐队 The Shaffer Conservatory Studio Band.
第二场之前拿好谱子 Hold on to this for the second set.
他有点笨但并不蠢 He's dumb but he's not stupid.
就算再笨 他也想要一份事业 At the end of the day, he wants a career, as dumb as he is.
只要弗莱彻还在 As long as Fletcher is here,
鸡蛋头就永远别想回来 Fudd never has a chance of getting put back in the band,
他又何必冒险呢 so why would he jeopardize that?
-我得看下谱子 -就在这 - I need to look at the music. - It's right here.
-你为什么没拿着 -谱子呢 - Why isn't it on you? - Where's the folder?
-你开玩笑吧 -不... - You're joking. You're fucking around? - No...
我发誓两秒前它还在的 I swear I just had it here two seconds ago.
肯定就在附近 It's gotta be around here.
-你看没看见... -你怎么这么蠢 - Did you see...? - How could you be so stupid?
也许刚刚有清洁工过去 I know. Maybe a janitor came by or something.
-清洁工 -是啊 - A janitor? - Yeah.
立刻找到谱子 去他妈的清洁工 Find the fucking folder! A fucking janitor?
你个蠢货 蠢货 You're a dumb fuck! A dumb fuck!
-找到谱子 -好的 对不起 - Find the folder! - Okay, I'm sorry.
坦纳 Tanner!
我的老天爷 你去哪儿了 Jesus fucking Christ, where have you been?
-我们出了点事 -现在可不是时候 - Uh, we have an issue. - Okay, now is not the time.
我把谱子给了尼曼 他弄丢了 I gave Neiman the folder and Neiman lost it.
-尼曼弄丢了 -是的 - Neiman lost it. - Yes, sir.
看好谱子是你的责任 坦纳 The folder was fucking your responsibility, Tanner.
你为什么要给尼曼 对吧 Why would you give it to Neiman? Right?
把计算器给弱智 他会拿去开电视 Give a calculator to a retard, he's gonna turn on a TV with it.
-拿好鼓槌 滚上台去 -我不行 - Get your sticks, get your ass on-stage. - I... I can't.
你不行 You can't?
我不能上台 我不记得谱子 I... I can't go on-stage. I don't know the charts by heart.
-你他妈逗我呢 -我...你知道我的 - Are you fucking kidding me? - I... You know this.
我需要谱子 I need the music.
那是我的记忆 我需要视觉提示 It's my memory, I need visual cues.
-视觉提示 -对 这是种病理现象 - Visual cues. - Yes. It's a medical condition.
病理现象 你是桑贾伊·古普塔医生吗 A medical condition? What, are you Sanjay Gupta?
快去表演 Play the goddamn music.
-我不行 -我可以 - I can't. - I can.
-你记得谱子吗 -是的 每个小节 - You know "Whiplash" by heart? - Yes, sir. Every measure.
很好 All right.
你最好希望自己的记忆不会出错 Well, you better fucking hope your memory doesn't fail you.
而且你最好比上个月排练时进步得多 And I hope you play it a lot better than you did last month's rehearsal.
因为我现在还没准备认输 because I do not intend to start losing now.
拿好鼓槌滚上台去 上台了 Get your sticks and get your ass on-stage. On-stage!
第一名 And in first place,
谢弗音乐学院 Shaffer Conservatory.
可别碰我的谱子啊 Hey. Don't fucking touch my folder, man.
别碰这套鼓 Do not touch this kit.
好了 开工 女士们 All right, let's get to work, ladies.
坦纳 你来干什么 今天只有主力乐手 Tanner, what you doing? It's core only.
我没时间给替补 I don't have time for alternates.
《切诺基》 从头开始 "Cherokee." From the top.
坦纳 你他妈是雕塑吗 Tanner, are you a fucking statue?
快点 从凳子上起开 Let's go. Get off the stool.
别忘了帮尼曼翻谱子 准备开始 Don't forget to turn Neiman's pages. Here we go.
一 二 三 四 One, two, three, four. Two,
二 二 三 四 two, three, four.
妮可 回来后回电 我去找你
你的手怎么了 What did you do to your hand?
-打鼓弄的 -嗯 没事 - Is that from drumming? - Yeah. It's nothing.
录音室乐队怎么样了 So how's it going with the Studio Band?
不错 Good.
我觉得他更喜欢我了 Yeah, I think he likes me more now.
他的意见对你很重要 是吗 And his opinion means a lot to you, doesn't it?
是的 Yeah.
帮忙拿下搅拌机 Wanna grab the shakers?
吉宝 火大了 Jimbo? Overcooked.
都快咬不动了 You can barely chew this.
-他就会笑 -鼓打得怎么样 安迪 - He just laughs. - So how's the drumming going, Andy?
不错 我是新的主力鼓手 所以... Yeah, it's going really well. I'm the new core drummer, so...
恭喜 Congratulations.
汤姆·布雷迪啊[球星] Tom Brady.
-听说了吗 吉姆 -没有 怎么了 - Did you hear, Jim? - No, what happened?
特维被提名今年的最有价值球员 Trav got named this year's MVP.
不错啊 特维斯 That's fantastic, Travis.
是的 达斯丁进了模拟联合国 Yeah, and Dustin is heading up Model UN,
很快就能拿罗氏奖学金或者别的什么了 soon to be Rhodes Scholar and who knows what else.
而吉姆被评为年度教师 And Jim, teacher of the year.
好吧 其实... Well, hey, listen...
桌边坐的全是天才 真不可思议 I mean, come on. The talent at this table, that is stunning.
-还有安迪 会打鼓 -怎么样 安迪 - And Andy, with your drumming. - It's going okay, Andy?
还不错 一切都非常非常顺利 Yeah, it's going really, really well, actually.
我进了谢弗最顶尖的爵士乐团 I'm part of Shaffer's top jazz orchestra,
也就是全国最好的 which means it's the best in the country.
而且我是主力成员了 And I'm a core member
开始参加比赛 我还... so I'll start playing in competitions. Actually I just...
我还发现我是乐队里最年轻的 I found out I'm the youngest person in the entire band.
音乐比赛要怎么评判呢 How do you know who wins in a music competition?
不是很主观吗 Isn't it subjective?
-不 -录音室给你工作了吗 - No. - Does the studio get you a job?
它其实不是录音室 It's not an actual studio.
那只是乐团的名字 It's the name of the ensemble,
但这是我职业生涯中的一大步 but it's a big step forward in my career.
很高兴你做到了 我知道这行水很深 I'm so glad you figured it out. It's a nasty business, I am sure.
你想不想谈谈这周的球赛 Hey, are you gonna tell them about your game this week?
看看你是不是名副其实 Living up to your title.
我打了个93码远的触底得分 I scored a 93-yard touchdown.
新的校记录 新的校记录 School record, school record.
-真的吗 太棒了 -对手是丙级的 - Is that true? That's fantastic. - It's Division Three.
卡尔顿橄榄球队 It's Carlton football.
连乙级都不是 是丙级的 It's not even Division Two, it's Division Three.
-你有朋友吗 安迪 -没有 - You got any friends, Andy? - No.
为什么 Oh, why is that?
不知道 我觉得朋友没什么用 I don't know. I never saw the use.
那你都跟谁一起玩 Who are you gonna play with otherwise?
列侬和麦卡尼就是学生时代的好友 对吧 Lennon and McCartney they were school buddies, am I right?
查理·帕克就没有朋友 Charlie Parker didn't know anybody
直到乔·琼斯把镲片砸到他头上 till Jo Jones threw a cymbal at his head.
你觉得这就算成功吗 So that's your idea of success?
我觉得成为20世纪最伟大的音乐家 I think being the greatest musician of the 20th century
对任何人来说都应该算成功 is anybody's idea of success.
34岁就因酗酒吸毒而身无分文地死去 Dying broke and drunk and full of heroin at the age of 34
我可不觉得那算是成功 is not my idea of success.
我宁愿34岁就身无分文酗酒而死 I'd rather die drunk, broke at 34
但能成为别人在饭桌上的谈资 and have people at dinner table talk about me,
也不要健康富有地活到90岁 than live to be rich and sober at 90
却没人能记住我 and nobody remember who I was.
但你的朋友会记住你 这才是重点 But your friends will remember you, that's the point.
我们都不是查理·帕克的朋友吧 这才是重点 None of us were friends with Charlie Parker. That's the point.
你看特维斯和达斯丁 Travis and Dustin,
他们就既有朋友又有理想 they have plenty of friends and plenty of purpose.
他们将来肯定能当好学生会主席的 I'm sure they'll make great school board presidents someday.
原来是为了这个吗 你觉得自己比我们强吗 That's what this is all about? You think you're better than us?
反应挺快啊 你是模联的吗 Catch on quick. Are you in Model UN?
我来回答你 安德鲁 I got a reply for you, Andrew.
你觉得卡尔顿橄榄球队是个笑话吗 You think Carleton football is a joke?
来跟我们打一场 Come play with us.
你永远不会听到职业球队这样邀请你 Four words you will never hear from the NFL.
-谁想要甜点啊 -林肯中心邀请你了吗 - Who wants dessert? - Heard from Lincoln Center?
好了 都走吧 Okay guys, get out of here.
新乐谱放在门口 记得拿一份 Pick up the new chart by the door on your way out.
今晚九点准时排练 Rehearsal 9 p.m. sharp tonight.
在那以前要练好 That's how long you have to learn it.
尼曼 你留一下 Neiman. Stick around a minute.
看到上面标的速度了吗 See the tempo marking on there?
每分钟330拍 Quarter note equals 330.
要打双倍摇摆了 That is a double-time swing.
-你就是凭这个进来的 对吧 -没错 - That's what got you in here, right? - Oh, yeah.
缘分真是有趣 我最近又碰到个孩子 As fate would have it, I recently stumbled across another kid
在练习室里练双倍摇摆 in the practice room working on his double-time swing.
我决定给他个机会 So I'm gonna give him a shot.
-我迟到了吗 -正好 - Am I late? - Perfect timing.
进来吧 康诺利 Come on in, Connolly.
-你们俩认识吧 -对 在拿骚乐队 - Uh, you two know each other, right? - Yeah, Nassau band.
你好啊 安德鲁 What's up, Andrew?
康诺利 我让尼曼当了临时的主力鼓手 Now Connolly, I've made Neiman a temporary core,
但是比赛就快到了 but with this competition coming up
我只是希望确保 I just wanna make very sure
这首曲子能尽善尽美 this chart is in the best shape it can be.
就是这首对吧 Yeah, this one right here, right?
我今早也给了康诺利一份乐谱 I gave Connolly the chart this morning.
现在我想听你们俩都打一遍 好吗 All I wanna do now is give you both a crack at it, all right?
尼曼 你先来吧 从头开始打 So, Neiman, go ahead, jump on the kit, take it from the top.
好的 Okay.
先别在意鼓点 把节奏打对就行 好吗 I don't want you to worry about hits right now. Just tempo, okay?
准备好了吗 All set?
一 二 One, two...
不是我要的节奏 康诺利 Not quite my tempo. Connolly.
-我可以再来一遍 -康诺利 你去吧 - I can take it from the top. - Connolly, go ahead.
-我可以... -不用了 现在换康诺利打 - I can do... - No. We'll go with Connolly now.
能借一下吗 Hey, do you mind?
好的 准备好了吗 Okay, man, ready?
一 二 One and two and...
-很棒 康诺利 -不是吧 - Perfect, Connolly. - Oh, my God.
看吧 这就是录音室乐队的美妙之处 See, this to me is the beauty of Studio Band.
你以替补身份进来 You walk in here an alternate,
说不定哪天就成了新的主力 who knows when you could be the new core.
-天啊 你是认真的吗 -谢谢 - Oh, my God, are you serious? - Thanks.
就这玩意 That shit?
我是弗莱彻 Fletcher.
谢啦 还你 Thanks, man. Here you go.
别跟弗莱彻较劲了 他就是嘴上厉害 Don't worry about Fletcher. He's more bark than bite.
听着 你...我能打这首曲子 Hey, look, you... I can play these charts.
-不是时候 拜托了 -我能打的 好吗 - Now is not the time, I swear to God. - I can play it, okay?
我说了现在不是时候 I said not now!
你他妈想要这个位置 就凭实力争取 If you want the fucking part, earn it.
我就直说了吧 I'm just gonna lay it out there.
这是我觉得我们该分手的理由 This is why I don't think we should be together.
我想了很久 事情一定会变成这样 And I've thought about it a lot, and this is what's gonna happen.
我会继续追逐我的目标 I'm gonna keep pursuing what I'm pursuing.
正因如此 Because I'm doing that,
它会越来越多地占据我的生活 it's gonna take up more and more of my time.
我就没那么多时间陪你了 I'm not gonna be able to spend as much time with you.
就算是在你身边 And even when I do spend time with you,
我也只会想着打鼓的事 I'm gonna be thinking about drumming.
我会想着爵士乐 想着我的谱子 I'm gonna be thinking about jazz music, my charts and all that.
你会因此对我不满 Because of that, you're gonna start to resent me.
你会让我少打点鼓 And you're gonna tell me to ease up on the drumming,
多花时间陪你 因为你觉得自己不被重视 spend more time with you because you are not feeling important.
但我做不到这一点 I'm not gonna be able to do that.
而我也会开始埋怨你 I'm just gonna start to resent you
哪怕你只是随口说说让我不要打鼓 for even asking me to stop drumming.
我们会开始互相憎恨 We're just gonna start to hate each other.
最后会很...会很难看 It's gonna get very...it's gonna be ugly.
既然如此 And so for those reasons,
我觉得不如趁早一刀两断 I'd rather just, you know, break it off clean.
因为我想变得出色 Because I wanna be great.
你现在不出色吗 And you're not?
我想变成最出色的 I wanna be one of the greats.
我会拖你的后腿吗 And I would stop you from doing that?
是的 Yeah.
你确定我会拖你的后腿吗 You know I would stop you from doing that?
百分之百确定吗 You know that for a fact?
是的 Yes.
我会很难见到你 And I'd barely see you anyway?
-是的 -就算见到你 你也会懒得鸟我 - Yeah. - And when I did see you, you'd treat me like shit
因为我只是个没有目标的傻姑娘 because I'm just some girl who doesn't know what she wants.
而你有自己的道路 你会变得伟大 And you have a path, and you're going to be great,
而我只会被人遗忘 And I'm gonna be forgotten,
所以你不能花时间陪我 and therefore you won't be able to give me the time of day
因为你有更大的追求 because you have bigger things to pursue.
这正是我想说的 That's exactly my point.
你哪根筋搭错了 What the fuck is wrong with you?
你说得对 我们该分手了 You're right. We should not be dating.
不用了 谢谢 I'm okay. Thanks.
操 操 Fuck! Fuck!
操你妈的混蛋 Fucking piece of shit!
操你 Fuck you!
操 Fuck!
操你妈的混蛋 来啊 Fucking piece of shit! Come on!
抱歉 我们有位新鼓手 瑞恩·康诺利 Sorry, we have a new player. Ryan Connolly.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
各位先把乐器放下吧 Guys, just put your instruments down for a minute.
先听一会儿 Just listen for a minute.
六年前 Six years ago...
我在练习室碰到一个在练音阶的孩子 I came across a kid in a practice room working on his scales.
他刚刚上大二 He was early second year and
他带着无限的憧憬来到谢弗 he'd started at Shaffer with a lot of hope.
就像你们一样 Like all you guys.
可现实是他只是勉强被录取 But the truth was that he barely squeaked in to begin with,
他很难跟上进度 and he was really struggling.
老师们都跟他说 The faculty were all telling him,
"也许这条路不适合你" "Maybe this isn't for you."
但我看到了他们没看到的 But they didn't see what I saw.
这个害怕的瘦小子 This scared, skinny kid
因为吹不对音阶而咒骂着自己 cursing himself because he couldn't get his scales right.
我在他身上看到了决心 I saw a drive in him.
我让他加入了录音室乐队 And I put him in Studio Band.
他毕业的时候 And when he graduated,
马萨利斯让他做了林肯中心的第三小号手 Marsalis made him third trumpet at Lincoln Center.
一年后他就成了首席 A year later, he was first.
你们听到的就是他的作品 That's who you're listening to now.
他叫肖恩·凯西 His name was Sean Casey.
今天早上我得知 I found out this morning that...
肖恩... Sean...
昨天去世了 died yesterday...
是一场车祸 in a car accident.
我只是... And I just...
我想让你们知道 他是个杰出的乐手 I wanted you guys to know he was a beautiful player.
我觉得应该让你们知道 I just thought you should know.
对不起 I'm sorry.
好了 Okay.
开始干活吧 《大篷车》第105小节 Let's get to work, huh? How about "Caravan," Bar 105?
前两小节自由发挥 Two bars for free.
一 二 One and two and...
不太对 康诺利 It's not quite right, Connolly.
让尼曼试试吧 I'd like to try Neiman on this.
也许这是尼曼争取这个位子的好机会 Maybe now's the time for Neiman to earn the part.
一 二 One and two and...
不 恐怕不行 坦纳你来 Nope, I guess not. Tanner?
一 二 One and two and...
真操蛋 Motherfucker!
康诺利 滚回来继续打 Connolly, get your ass back on the kit.
你们几个死基佬打不对节拍 We will stay here for as long as it takes
我们就一直陪你们练 until one of you faggots can play in time.
一 二 One and two and...
看来要弄一整晚了 尼曼 Looks like that might be all night. Neiman.
一 二 One and two and...
节奏他妈的不对 Not my fucking tempo!
抱歉 各位 我也不想让你们忍受这些 Sorry, guys. Hate to put you through this.
如果你们想去拉屎或者喝个咖啡 If you need to fucking take a dump or get a coffee,
随便干啥 现在都可以去 whatever, now might be a good time.
因为我们会一直待在这儿 We're gonna stay until I
直到我找到一个能他妈的打对节奏的鼓手 find a drummer who can fucking play in time.
对不起各位乐手了 I apologize to the musicians.
说真的 去休息十分钟二十分钟 一小时 Seriously, take 10, 20, a fucking hour.
听到了吧 杂种们 You hear me, cocksuckers?
最好赶快给我打出完美的400拍 Better start shitting me perfect 400s.
康诺利 给我滚回去继续打 Connolly, get your fucking ass back on the kit.
你真的只能打这么快了吗 Is that really the fastest you can play,
你这个没用的犹太杂种 you worthless Hymie fuck?
怪不得你妈不要你了 从鼓前面滚开 No wonder Mommy ran out on you. Get off the fucking kit.
欢迎上西区的基佬之光大驾光临 And here comes Mr. Gay Pride of the Upper West Side himself.
可惜这不是贝蒂·米勒的演唱会 Unfortunately this is not a Bette Midler concert.
现场没有供应鸡尾酒和火焰冰淇淋 We will not be serving cosmopolitan and baked Alaska,
拿出你给人撸管的手速来打鼓好吗 so just play faster than you give hand jobs, will you please?
一 二 一 二 One, two, one, two.
差他妈太远了 Not even fucking close.
换爱尔兰混球狗杂种上吧 Let's go with the Irish mick fuking paddycracker now.
你长得还真有点像爱尔兰小妖精呢 You know, you actually do look quite a bit like a leprechaun.
我以后就叫你弗兰纳里吧 I'm gonna start calling you Flannery.
滚开 Get off!
你他妈找啥呢 What the fuck are you looking for?
底下又没藏着金子 There's no pot of gold down there.
调座位高度 真的吗 Adjusting the seat? Really?
所以他妈一直是这个问题 座位高度吗 That's been your fucking problem the whole time? The seat height?
现在你没问题了对吧 So now you have it, right?
开始 Go.
狗屁不通 操你 Bullshit! Fuck you!
尼曼 Neiman.
也许是时候 Maybe it's time
结束这场闹剧了 你觉得呢 to finally bring this home. What do you say?
让我看看 Show me.
别减速 Don't slow down.
快一点 Pick it up.
快点 Faster!
继续打 Keep playing!
继续打 继续打 继续打 Keep playing! Keep playing! Keep playing!
不要停 Don't stop.
尼曼 Neiman,
这位子是你的了 you earned the part.
替补们 把鼓上的血擦一下 Alternates, you wanna clean the blood off my drum set?
好了 我们可以开始了 Okay, we can start now.
明天下午五点到杜内伦 5 p.m. call tomorrow in Dunellen.
至少提前两小时 Give yourselves at least two hours
从城里出发 好吗 to get there from the city this time, all right?
记得留着车票 Save your travel receipts.
不留也行 反正我不在乎 Or don't. I don't give a shit.
杜内伦比赛当天
不好意思 你知道出租车停哪儿吗 Excuse me, do you know where the cabs are?
不 你得打电话叫车 No, you gotta call the cabs.
但他们说这里会有出租车 I know, but they said the cab was supposed to be here.
只能打电话叫 要等好久的 No, you gotta call them. They're gonna take forever.
这里怎么去哈格罗夫街 How do I get to Hargrove?
拜托 拜托了 还没关门呢 Hey. Come on. Please, come on. You're still open.
还没关门 拜托 拜托了 You're still open. Come on. Come on. Come on.
喂 Yeah, hello?
尼曼 你他妈在哪儿呢 五点就该集合了 Neiman, where are you, man? Call time was 5.
我知道 我就要到了 马上就到了 I know, I know. I'm almost there. I'm right there.
-再过20分钟就要上台了 -我知道 - We're on stage in 20. - I know we're on stage in 20.
-弗莱彻已经让康诺利准备了 -该死的 - Fletcher's got Connolly warming up. - God fucking da... Okay.
你告诉那个该死的红毛 You just tell that little fucking redhead I'll...
我会按时到的 好吗 操 I'm gonna be there, okay? Fuck.
嘿 抱歉我迟到了 Hey. Hey. Sorry I'm late.
您能抽出时间来真是太好了 亲爱的 Well, glad you could fit us into your busy schedule, darling.
对不起我迟到了 但是我准备好上场了 I know. Look, I'm sorry I'm late, but I'm here. I'm ready to go.
这场康诺利上 Connolly's playing the part.
他妈的最好是他上 Like fucking hell he's playing my part.
你他妈跟我说什么 What the fuck did you say to me?
这是我的位子 It's my part.
是我的位子 我决定我把它借给谁 It's my part and I decide who to lend it to.
至少是给他妈的带了鼓槌的人 Usually it's somebody that has fucking sticks.
我忘在车上了 我马上回来 就五分钟 I left them in the car. I'll be right back. Take me five minutes.
乐队已经在准备了 I'm warming up the band now.
我可以用瑞恩的鼓槌... Look, I can use Ryan's sticks...
尼曼 你已经丢掉这个位子了 Neiman, you lost the fucking part.
不 我没有 你他妈不能这么做 No, I didn't. Look, you can't fucking do this.
-我不能 -对 - Can't? - Yeah.
什么时候轮到你来教我怎么做了 When did you become a fucking expert on what I can or cannot do,
你这个哭哭啼啼的贱货 you fucking weepy-willow shit sack?
这位子是我争取到的 I earned that part.
你根本没有争取到什么 你这个自大的蠢货 You never earned anything. You are a self-righteous prick.
你他妈当上主力鼓手的唯一原因 The only reason you're a fucking core
是你没收好乐谱 is because you misplaced a folder.
你能进录音室乐队的唯一原因 Only reason you're in Studio Band to begin with
是我在拿骚乐队告诉了你我的要求 is because I told you what I'd be asking for in Nassau.
我错了吗 Am I wrong?
我能进录音室乐队 因为我是最好的... I'm in Studio Band because I'm the best...
算了吧 伙计 Why don't you just back off, bro.
滚开 强尼·犹他 你只配给我翻谱子 Hey, fuck off, Johnny Utah. Turn my pages, bitch.
我随时可以开除你 Hey. I can cut you any fucking time I want.
-那你早把我开了 -别激我 你个傻逼 - You would've cut me by now. - Try me, you fucking weasel.
距离五点半还有十一分钟 我的乐队就要登台 5: 30, that's in exactly 11 minutes, my band is on-stage.
要是你没有拿着自己的鼓槌坐好 If your ass is not on that stool with your own sticks in hand,
或者出了一处错误 or if you make one fucking mistake,
一处 我就把你赶回拿骚 one, I will drum your ass back to Nassau
你可以一直翻谱子到毕业或者辍学 where you can turn pages until you graduate or fucking drop out.
当你在谢弗玩完的时候 By the time you're done at Shaffer,
你爹都显得比你成功了 you'll make Daddy look like a fucking success story.
明白了吧 或者就让强尼·犹他替你打 Got it? Or we can let Johnny Utah play the part.
-你选 -那是我的位置 我会上台的 - You choose. - That's my part. I'll be on your stage.
-操你 -你有十分钟 - Fuck you. - You got 10 minutes,
你个可悲的死基佬 you fucking pathetic, pansy-ass fruit fuck.
-告诉弗莱彻我马上到 -怎么这么久 - Tell Fletcher I'm coming. - What's taking you so long?
我们要上台了 We're moving on-stage right now.
我知道 我车锁出问题了 马上到 I know. I got locked in my car. I'm coming.
前方200英尺左转 Left turn, 200 feet.
-你在开车吗 -没有 - Are you driving man? - No.
那是什么声音 What the hell was that noise?
你只要告诉弗莱彻我马上到 Okay, why don't you just tell Fletcher that I'm coming,
你个混蛋 you motherfucker?
你没事吗 你没事吗 Are you okay? Are you okay?
-我得把鼓槌拿出来 -别别 离车远点 - I gotta get my sticks. - No no no, stay away from the car.
-我打911了 -我得走了 - I've called 911. - Look, I gotta go.
-不不 先生 -只有几个街区了 - No, no, sir. - A couple more blocks.
-先生 你不必... -请你让开 - Sir, no, you don't have to... - Please get off me.
你出什么事了 Hey, guy. What the fuck happened to you?
谢弗音乐学院录音室乐队 The Shaffer Conservatory Studio Band.
尼曼 什么情况 Neiman, what the fuck?
操 Fuck.
尼曼 Neiman...
你完了 You're done.
女士们先生们 我很抱歉 Gentlemen, ladies, I apologize
谨代表谢弗音乐学院 on behalf of Shaffer Conservatory.
混蛋 我他妈杀了你 Piece of shit. I'll fucking kill you.
-操你 -放开... - Fuck you. - Get the...
-他妈的放开我 -滚开 - Get the fuck off me. Get off me. - Fuck off.
操你 Fuck you.
操你 Fuck you!
操你 弗莱彻 操你 Fuck you, Fletcher! Fuck you!
放开我 混蛋 Get off. Fuck. Piece of shit!
操你 Fuck you!
你什么时候开始跟她聊的 When did you start talking to her?
你父亲是本周和我们联系的 Your father got in contact this week.
你知道肖恩·凯西这个名字吗 Does the name Sean Casey mean anything to you?
你知道他的死讯吗 You know of his death?
上个月他在公寓内上吊自杀 Last month, he hanged himself in his apartment.
这跟我有什么关系 What does that have to do with me?
肖恩饱受焦虑症和抑郁症的折磨 Sean suffered from anxiety and depression.
据他的母亲说 His mother claims this
这一切都开始于他成为弗莱彻的学生 started during his time as Fletcher's student.
凯西家里并不富裕 他们不想起诉 Now, the Caseys aren't wealthy, they don't wanna file suit.
那他们想要什么 So, what do they want?
确保特伦·弗莱彻 To make sure Terence Fletcher
永远不能再摧残其他学生 is never allowed to do this to another student.
谢弗音乐学院
开除
老爸 看我的复合跳 Hey, Dad, look at my paradiddle.
我儿子真棒 Yeah, that's my boy.
他什么也没做 He didn't do anything.
你怎么了 都结束了 好吗 What is wrong with you? It's over, okay?
他不会再出现在你的生活中了 He's out of your life.
他对你那样 为什么要放过他 Why would you let him get away with what he did to you?
你觉得他的指导有些极端吗 安德鲁 Would you characterize his conduct as extreme, Andrew?
他是否曾经有意施加情绪上的压力 Did he ever intentionally inflict emotional distress?
这不会公开听审 明白吗 This would not be a public hearing, you know.
弗莱彻绝不会知道是你说的 Fletcher would never know it was you who spoke up.
你为什么这样对我 Why would you do this to me?
他让我的儿子受这么大的苦 Do you think that I would let him put my son through hell
你认为我会让他轻松过关吗 and then just walk away scot-free?
你不知道我决不允许这种情况发生吗 Don't you know I would never let that happen?
对我而言 这世上没有比你更重要的了 That there is nothing in the world more important to me than you?
你不知道吗 Don't you know that?
安德鲁 Andrew?
告诉我怎么说 Just tell me what to say.
夏
JVC爵士音乐节
这个秋天我会想尽办法再过去 你不会吗 I'd give anything to be there again this fall, wouldn't you?
我喜欢婚礼 只要不是我自己的 Yes I like weddings, provided when they're not mine.
婚姻很健康 先生 Marriages are very healthy, sir.
据说已婚男士比单身汉更长寿 They said married men live much longer than bachelors.
这倒是 他们只是想活得比老婆更长 That's true, they're only trying to outlive their wives
好重新变成单身汉 so they can be bachelors again.
你没想过要结婚吗 Haven't you ever thought of getting married, sir?
有一次我想过 Once in fact I did.
那位年轻女士在最后一刻改变了心意 The young lady changed her mind at the last moment.
此后我一直对她深怀感激 I've been deeply indebted to her ever since.
我在柜子里放了水果糖 All right, and I loaded the pantry up with Gushers.
-看见了 -好 - Saw that. - Okay.
好了 All right.
谢了 Thanks.
妮可
爵士现场
特邀嘉宾 特伦·弗莱彻
好极了 Right on, man.
安德鲁 Andrew.
不知道你有没有听说 I don't know if you heard. Uh...
我不在谢弗了 I'm not at Shaffer anymore.
嗯 我听说了 Yeah, I did hear that.
你辞职了吗 Did you quit?
不算是 Not exactly.
好像有些家长找到了肖恩·凯西那届的学生 Some parents got a kid from Sean Casey's year, I think,
说了些我的事 to say some things about me.
虽然不知道除了甜言蜜语 Although why anybody would have anything
他们还能说我什么 太奇怪了 other than peaches and cream to say about me is a mystery.
是啊 Yeah.
-好笑吧 -抱歉 - That's a good laugh, right? - I'm sorry.
-没事 我知道 -抱歉 - No, listen... I get it. - I'm sorry.
我知道自己树敌不少 I know I made enemies.
不过我还在指挥 I'm conducting a little, though.
今年JVC音乐节回归 They brought back the JVC Fest this year.
他们让我带一支专业乐队 几周之后演开场 They got me opening in a couple of weeks with a pro band.
很好啊 That's great.
是啊 不错 Yeah. It's all right.
其实我觉得人们不理解 Truth is, I don't think people understood
我究竟在谢弗做什么 what it was I was doing at Shaffer.
我不是去指挥的 I wasn't there to conduct.
弱智也能挥着手臂让大家保持节奏 Any fucking moron can wave his arms and keep people in tempo.
我是在逼着人们突破极限 I was there to push people beyond what's expected of them.
我相信这是... I believe that is...
绝对有必要的 an absolute necessity.
否则我们就浪费了下一个路易斯·阿姆斯特朗 Otherwise, we're depriving the world of the next Louis Armstrong.
下一个查理·帕克 The next Charlie Parker.
我和你说过吧 I told you the story about
查理·帕克成名的故事 how Charlie Parker became Charlie Parker, right?
-乔·琼斯把嚓片砸到了他头上 -正是 - Jo Jones threw a cymbal at his head. - Exactly.
帕克那时候还年轻 萨克斯吹得不错 Parker's a young kid, pretty good on the sax.
参加一场爵士乐比赛 结果演砸了 Gets up to play at a cutting session, and he fucks it up.
琼斯差点把他的头给砍了 And Jones nearly decapitates him for it.
在台下备受嘲笑 And he's laughed off-stage.
那晚他哭着入睡 Cries himself to sleep that night,
但隔天一早 他做了什么 but the next morning, what does he do?
他练琴 He practices.
他练啊练 脑子里只有一个目标 And he practices and he practices with one goal in mind,
再也不要被嘲笑 never to be laughed at again.
一年之后 他回到里诺 And a year later, he goes back to the Reno
他登上舞台 and he steps up on that stage,
献上了一曲惊世的独奏 and plays the best motherfucking solo the world has ever heard.
试想如果琼斯当时只是说 So imagine if Jones had just said:
"没事的查理 挺好 不错" "Well, that's okay, Charlie. That was all right. Good job."
那查理自己也会觉得 And then Charlie thinks to himself,
"操 我确实演得不错" "Well, shit, I did do a pretty good job."
故事结束 End of story.
没什么"大鸟"了 No Bird.
这对我来说绝对是个悲剧 That, to me, is an absolute tragedy.
但当今社会就想这样 But that's just what the world wants now.
人们不知道为什么爵士将死 People wonder why jazz is dying.
我告诉你 每一家星巴克的"爵士"专辑 I tell you, man, and every Starbucks "Jazz" Album
都能证明我的观点 just proves my point, really.
在英语当中没有比这两个词更害人的了 There are no two words in the English language more harmful
"不错" than "Good job."
但有底限吗 But is there a line?
也许你太过了 You know, maybe you go too far
结果让下一个查理·帕克彻底灰心 and you discourage the next Charlie Parker
-无法成为查理·帕克了 -不 不会 - from ever becoming Charlie Parker. - No, man, no.
因为下一个查理·帕克永远不会灰心 Because the next Charlie Parker would never be discouraged.
是啊 Yeah.
其实 安德鲁 The truth is, Andrew...
我从来没有过查理·帕克 I never really had a Charlie Parker.
但我试过了 But I tried.
我真他妈的试过了 I actually fucking tried.
这已经比大多数人厉害了 And that's more than most people ever do.
我决不会为我尝试的方式道歉 And I will never apologize for how I tried.
回头见 I'll see you later.
回见 Yeah.
安德鲁 不知道你会怎么想 Hey, Andrew. Listen, I have no idea how you're gonna take this,
但我在JVC指挥的这支乐队 鼓手还欠火候 but the band I'm leading for JVC, my drummer is not cutting it.
明白我的意思吗 You understand what I'm saying?
不明白 No.
我用的是录音室乐队的曲子 I'm using the Studio Band playlist.
《大篷车》《爆裂》 You know, "Caravan," "Whiplash."
我需要了解这些曲子的人 I need somebody who really knows those charts.
瑞恩·康诺利呢 What about Ryan Connolly?
康诺利只是我找来激励你的 All Connolly ever was to me was incentive for you.
-坦纳 -坦纳转去学医了 - Tanner? - Tanner switched to premed.
我猜他是灰心了吧 I guess he got discouraged.
周末的时候好好想想 Take the weekend. Think about it.
-喂 -妮可 我是安德鲁 - Hello? - Hey, Nicole, it's Andrew.
有好一阵子没和你说话了 It's been a while since I talked to you. Um...
瞧 我... Look, l...
一切我都很抱歉 I'm really sorry about everything.
我知道这样说还不够 I know that's not, you know,enough,
但我真的很抱歉 but I'm just really sorry. Um...
无论如何 我这周末有个演出 But anyway, I got... I actually have this show this weekend.
是个... It's a, uh...
JVC的演出 不知道你想不想去 Like, a JVC thing. And I didn't know if maybe you'd wanna go,
也许之后我们可以去吃个披萨什么的 and we, you know, maybe get some, like, pizza afterwards,
抱怨一下学校的生活 And, like, complain about our schools again.
什么 杰威... What is...? You said Jayvees?
不是 是JVC No, it's, heh, JVC.
是有关爵士的 It's like a... It's a jazz thing.
对 Yeah.
好吧 Oh, okay.
我不知道能不能去 Well, I don't know if I can come.
我得问问我男朋友 I... I'll have to check with my boyfriend.
好 Okay.
好的 Yeah.
好 我问问 但我说不好 Yeah, I'll check, but I don't know.
我估计他不怎么喜欢爵士乐 I don't really think he likes jazz music.
是啊 不是人人都喜欢 Yeah, I mean, it's not for everybody.
好吧 也许我们在那儿见 Okay. Well, I guess maybe I'll see you guys there.
-好吧 -好的 - Okay. - Okay.
再见 Bye.
好了 大家听我说 All right, gang, listen up.
你们有谁是第一次来的 Now, for those of you who are new at this,
估计除了卡尔都是吧 which looks like everybody except Cal,
今晚可以改变你们的一生 tonight could change your life.
台下的仁兄打个电话 The folks out there make a phone call,
你就能跟蓝音唱片签约 you could be a Blue Note signee,
成为EMC的客户 林肯中心的主力乐手 an EMC client, a Lincoln Center core.
另一方面 On the other hand,
如果演砸了 你可能就得考虑转行了 if you drop the ball, you might be looking for a new line of work
这些家伙另一大特点就是过耳不忘 because the other thing about these cats is they never forget.
准备好了吗 We all set?
好的 玩得开心 All right. Let's have fun.
你以为我他妈蠢吗 You think I'm fucking stupid?
-什么 -我知道是你 - What? - I know it was you.
谢谢 女士们先生们 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
我们很激动能来这里 We're very excited to be here
为今年的JVC音乐节开场 kicking off the JVC Festival this year.
我是特伦·弗莱彻 I'm Terence Fletcher,
这些是纽约最杰出的乐手 these are some of the best musicians in New York,
也可以说是世界上最好的乐手 which means they're some of the best musicians in the world.
我们会带来一些经典曲目 We're gonna do some old standards for you,
但首先我们将带来一首新曲子 but first we're gonna start out with a new tune
蒂姆·西蒙尼克的《扶摇直上》 by Tim Simonec called "Upswingin'."
你他妈在搞什么 What the fuck you doing?
拜托 老兄 Come on, man.
估计你是不会打 Yeah, I guess maybe you don't have it.
刚刚节奏的部分 That was a little extra
有一些小小的"先锋派"了 avant-garde there from the rhythm section.
好了 咱们回家 Come on, let's go home.
你做什么 What are you doing?
现在我们要稍缓节奏 Now we're gonna slow it down a little bit.
我想诸位大多都听过... I'm guessing most of you folks have heard...
听我指示 I'll cue you in.
《大篷车》 "Caravan."
三 四 Three, four.
我要把你他妈的眼睛挖出来 I'm gonna gouge out your motherfucking eyes.
-安德鲁 你在干什么 -我会给你提示 - Andrew, what are you doing, man? - I'll cue you.