[ Chatter ]
Wanna sit closer to the stage?
No, I'm fine.
Kai, the point of going to a strip club is to see the ladies.
I'm fine. I can see them just fine.
You're not having any fun, are you?
You know what? We'll go to Molly's.
Get chicken fried steaks and that apple pie you like.
You know how they do?
It's your birthday.
Derek and I were assholes to think
we'd take you to a place like--
Woo-hoo! All right, all right!
Having any fun yet, Kai?
- Yes, thank you. - Nice. Yes.
- No, he's not having-- - I--I am.
You're not having fun because you're up in the nosebleeds, son!
Come up front. Live a little.
Enjoy the view.
Let's go, let's do this.
Let's party it up, Tittyville style.
♪ She's got a stock car named Desire ♪
♪ Spurred by the way that I held her higher ♪
♪ Fueled by the way that she moved her hips ♪
♪ Stand back mister, you're gonna get hit ♪
♪ One of these days she's gonna get me in the ♪
♪ One of these days I'm gonna get her in the ♪
♪ One of these days she's gonna get hers in the ♪
Thank you, Amber.
Now I'd like a smoldering hot welcome to the stage for Wasabi.
Clinks. Clinks to that.
♪ I see you standing there looking so fine ♪
♪ You've got a shake to your body that I find so divine ♪
♪ I can't get enough
♪ oh, baby, all that I see ♪
♪ Is bound to be my favorite delicacy ♪
♪ And the taste of your skin
♪ it lingers on my lips
♪ it's nice
♪ it's hard to fight
♪ because darling, you take
[ screaming ]
♪ Hey there boy, fit as a fiddle ♪
♪ Why don't you answer me this little riddle ♪
Kai, here.
♪ A little hint, you're all that I see ♪
God damn it, Kai. You fucking retard.
Come on.
Sorry, baby.
Oh, feisty.
♪ Your powers of seduction
Kai, let's go.
♪ Perfectly honed
sorry.
♪ You know just what to do to get me to come home ♪
♪ It's your body that I just can't escape ♪
Shit.
Who fed Piglet?
- Dishes. - Vacuum.
How's it going, Ginger?
Some asshole just smacked me like a pack mule.
Smack him back.
Why don't you take the rest of the night off?
Go have a glass of wine, finish unpacking.
We need to get a chore wheel.
I'll see you back at the house.
You look pretty tonight.
Thanks.
I'm glad you moved in with us.
Birthday boy, want a present like that?
Oh, okay.
What? No, no, no, no. Not okay.
It wasn't even a real question.
Dude, roll up beside her.
- No. - Do it!
A stripper will go home with you if you ask the right way.
She's not gonna go home with you.
Why not?
Because you're not gonna ask her the right way.
What I'm holding here
would make a church mother give me a blowjob.
Just because that's the first time
you've held a bill larger than a five doesn't mean
everybody else is just as impressed.
Your dick doesn't impress.
Oh, nice comeback.
You wanna see something impressive?
Check it.
What the hell are you doing with that?
Relax, it's not real.
I'm telling you, these girls are completely fine with it.
Let's do this, come on.
- She's gone. - Follow her.
- What, home? - Yeah.
Are strippers completely fine with stalking?
Dude, I know things.
I better not get arrested.
Oh, this is great. This is great!
This is a great birthday, Jacob!
Hey! What a coincidence.
Do we live in the same neighborhood?
Hi.
You guys live around here?
Yeah, practically. Right up the block.
Wow, you look beautiful in sweats. Doesn't she, Kai?
She's very pretty.
You're-- You're very pretty.
What's your name?
Ginger.
No, no. Not your stage name.
My stage name is Wasabi.
Now, that's hot, but I guess that's the point, right?
Yeah. Lin thought of it.
Who's Lin?
She owns the house.
She's also one of the dancers.
Really?
I don't think we noticed anyone else but you.
So, you have roommates?
That's cool. You guys have, like,
pillow fights and stuff? Fuh-bam!
That's stupid. Sorry.
Lame. Double lame.
I better--
Yeah. We should--you know, uh, we have, like,
a full bottle of Tequila in the car
and some party "accoutremontays" if you want some?
I don't know. The house has rules.
Totally.
Uh, look, we're not, like, big city types or anything.
We're just a bunch of cowboys and Indians trying to have some fun.
I promise. It's totally chill.
What do you think?
Come on.
Okay.
Well, okay. All right. Cool.
[ Lounge music ]
[ Laughing ]
Kai: This is fun.
Yeah.
Think she'll-- Think she'll...
Oh, hey. Hello, miss Ginger.
Yes, Ginger. Good move.
On the floor, guys, come on.
Can I, uh, move this?
Sure.
Birthday boy, do the honors.
Anyone got some quarters?
There you go. All right.
Let's play quarters.
How's that J coming, Jacob?
- It's a-okay. - All right.
Don't mind if I--
Don't mind if you what? Embarrass yourself?
Shut the fuck up.
Sorry, not you. Ginger, why don't you try it?
What, you want to see how it's really done?
- Teach me. - All right.
- Oh! - Damn!
One, two, three.
Happy birthday, Kai! Clinks.
[ Chatter ]
[ Shouting, laughing ]
Yeah, yeah!
You're really beautiful, you know?
You're so sweet.
I don't always feel like the guys that come here...
I don't know, see me.
Well...
You know, guys.
[ Police sirens ]
It's--it's hard.
Yeah, I know.
She always goes for the clean ones.
Some of us have lives to go home to.
This one has a family, I know it.
She's been talking to him all night.
She likes the belt buckle.
You know I'm right.
Messy.
Yeah. No. It's, um--
Better with spider.
Yeah. No, no, it's--it's--it's real.
You're really beautiful and--
Thank you.
She's lost him.
I think so.
You know, uh, maybe if you gave me your number.
You know, I-- I gotta go, okay?
This was--this was great.
Fuck.
Fuckin' a.
Yes! Whoo!
Let's, uh, bring it up a notch, yeah?
Dare quarters.
Whoever gets a quarter in gets to give a dare.
Who wants to play?
- Yeah, I wanna play. - You guys in?
- Yeah. - Yeah?
Sure.
Yeah, sure.
That's what I'm talking about.
This game's about to change on a quarter, on a dime.
Boom!
Oh, fuck.
Document this shit. Fucking document it, man.
- All right, all right. - Work of an artist.
Make room, make room.
Watch and learn.
All right.
Oh!
- Oh, you lucky ass. - Wow.
Talk about it.
Fuck Simon says. Dare quarters, Derek orders.
What?
I get to make a dare-ik.
I dare Kai and Ginger to do Seven in Heaven.
What's Seven in Heaven?
It's a kid's game.
Seven minutes in Ginger's bedroom.
Oh, oh!
- I-- - Derek, no, no, no.
Derek--
Seven minutes where Kai does whatever he wants.
- No! - Hey, hey--
Derek...
It's all right, it's all right.
It's his birthday, come on.
Do a little something extra.
I'm not a whore.
Hey, simmer down, Wasabi.
This is for your education.
You're still in school, right?
A couple books, all that stuff.
Look at the big boy, he's harmless.
He'll be asleep in two minutes.
Take the fucking money.
[ Screaming ]
Come on.
Yes!
Take charge, buddy. Take charge.
Good stuff.
Pour me another shot, asshole.
[ Door opens ]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down.
Maybe I'm saving myself for marriage.
[ Laughing ]
Or maybe I'm saving myself for something else,
like dinner and a movie.
I could go to dinner and a movie.
Oh, really?
Yes, I could, like a real date.
I have dinner at Molly's,
chicken fried steak and apple pie.
Do you, now?
Every Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday,
when it's a special week, like, Christmas.
I could take you there.
And what movie?
"King Kong." I like that one.
Please, sir, some whore.
But right now I get seven minutes, right?
Back up!
Take it easy!
Sure.
What about a striptease?
I saw that!
Whatever I want, right?
Sure.
I'm taking charge. Fight back!
Fight more. Fight more!
Get off of me!
No! No!
I'm serious! Stop!
[ Laughing ]
You missed, but I didn't.
No! Come on!
No, keep fighting! It's your turn!
It's okay.
No. It's okay.
It won't hurt me. It's okay.
I'm taking charge, okay?
Kiss me!
Ah!
[ Grunts ]
Fat fuck!
Is that how you get off?
Don't come any closer!
Okay. What's going on?
Big boy here's a fucking rapist.
What, what, what, what, what? Kai wouldn't do that!
We were playing.
Listen, you're overreacting, put the gun down.
You have just seen the beginning of my overreaction.
Wait, hold on, now. Hang on a second.
I don't know what happened here, okay?
We're sorry, for whatever, we're sorry.
Guys, we're leaving.
Just--just stop pointing that damn gun at us!
Come on, Kai.
Do you even know how to use that thing, huh?
Do you even know how to use that thing?
You can be the first to find out.
[ Gunshot ]
Fucking bitch!
What the fuck!
You said that wasn't real!
Fuck! It's fucking out.
Out of bullets in your fake gun?
Let's get out of here.
No, dude. We have to take them to the hospital.
Are you crazy? She tried to kill us.
Okay. We'll take Kai to, uh, Kai to your mom's place.
It's just-- It's his shoulder, right?
- So we're fine. - What about Ginger?
Fuck Ginger! She just shot at us!
She was defending herself.
- From Kai? - From all of us.
Fuck you.
Fuck me? You just shot somebody.
[ Crying ]
Shh, shh, shh.
Please make it stop.
We're going to jail if we take her to the hospital.
It doesn't matter whose bullet it is.
You understand that? We're all busted.
No one's gonna CSI a fucking stripper,
so get the fuck out of my way.
Kai, Kai, come on.
You're okay. Let's go.
The thing about bringing dates home
is you need to choose wisely.
- I do. - No, you don't.
You choose like you're trying to find a husband.
Are you trying to find a husband?
Maybe I am.
A husband is a crackhead thing to get.
Crystal's joking, Getty.
Yeah, I know she's joking. She's joking.
That's why I'm laughing so hard.
She joking us all the way to jail.
Oh, fucking ha-ha that.
I will. Ha, ha!
You, too.
Oh, oh, try laughing with a broomstick up your cooch.
- Hey! - You've gotten splinters with worse.
Hey, both of you, I mean it.
What? That doesn't even make sense, cuntalina.
There's woodchips in your vagina.
Oh, Crystal, it's not funny.
Hey, CSI guy, time to clean up.
- Let's go. - We cannot leave her to die.
She's dead already.
She was looking at me.
It doesn't matter, we can explain everything.
It was a mistake.
Yeah. Mistaken rape happens all the time.
- You told me to take charge! - Hey, I don't care!
She needs a doctor bad.
We're taking her to a hospital!
You said whatever I wanted.
How do you piss off a whore about fucking you, you retard!
[ Car engine runs ]
Looks like Ginger really made herself at home.
That was fast.
I'll talk to her about it later.
You better.
Seriously, don't worry about the groceries.
I got them.
[ Panting ]
[ Heavy breathing ]
Everyone's getting laid, and I'm the one they yell at.
Hey, I'm gonna drink that guy's booze.
And smoke his weed, too.
You'd better talk to Ginger tonight.
She obviously has a guest.
It's not her night. We've got rules.
I know, but Crystal's date bailed on her.
It all worked out, right?
Hmm?
You looked gorgeous tonight.
You say that every night.
I'm gonna get some water.
Okay.
[ Knock on door ]
Pardon us, ma'am, may we come in?
Sure.
We're responding to a report of gunshots heard here.
Yeah. It happened about 30 minutes ago or so.
That's about when I got home.
I didn't hear a thing,
although Crystal blares her radio so loud,
the second coming could happen, and we wouldn't hear it.
You know you ought to not have your stereo playing that loud.
You know, it's late and you got neighbors.
I keep telling her that.
You know, our other roommate's been home all night,
and she's sleeping like a baby right now.
Well, a baby that's just been fucked.
I mean, you know, she's far from bothered.
Well, thank you, miss--
Lin.
Yeah. It was probably just a car backfiring anyway, so.
Yeah. That's a scary, scary sound.
Good night.
[ Panting ]
[ Knocking on door ]
Oh, God! Get here, Crystal!
Be still, baby, okay? We're gonna get you some help.
Linda's got you.
We're not gonna lose you yet. It's okay.
We're here, talk to us.
Just breathe.
Here. They're--
What?
There--
Ginger, how many were there, one, two, three, more?
[ Screaming ]
Crystal.
Crystal, call 911.
Oh, my God, they're still in the house.
[ Crystal screaming ]
Did she say how many there were?
Ginger, how many were there? Two? Three? More?
Give it back to her.
Crystal.
You're okay. You're okay.
[ Crying ]
We can't call 911.
We have to.
You know we can't.
You cannot let them in here.
She'll die.
[ Crystal screaming ]
Crystal.
She--she's not breathing.
She was telling me she--
Listen...
No! No! Get away from her!
Crystal, she may not be dead.
She's mine! No!
She died in my arms.
I felt her.
[ Creaking ]
[ Clattering ]
I know you're in there.
I know you killed Ginger.
It was an accident.
Open the door.
I will if you put the knife down.
No knife.
I swear, it was completely unintentional.
We can take her to the hospital.
Call the police. I'll turn myself in.
I know you're not alone.
Look, let my brother go.
He's not all there, you know?
He didn't even want to go to the strip club.
It's all my fault.
I'll take full responsibility for this.
Okay.
[ Panting ]
This your car?
It's my brother's car.
Where's your brother?
I don't know.
Were you with anyone else?
Derek.
Were you planning on driving away in this car
without your friends?
I don't know how to drive.
It sucks to be you, huh?
Maybe you should go back in the house and find your friends.
Are you mad?
Am I mad?
No.
No, I'm not mad.
We should go back inside.
Come inside.
We're gonna get your friends.
You like cookies?
Yes, thanks.
Are you really not mad?
Lin made those cookies.
You're very good.
At baking? Aw, thanks.
Kai, are you a little touched?
Huh?
In the head, touched in the head.
No.
All right.
Do you, uh, want to find your friends?
Maybe your brother Derek is around here someplace.
- Jacob's my brother. - That's right.
Jacob, that's what I meant. Jacob and Derek.
Could they have left you alone?
They never leave me.
Well, then they're likely here.
We should get them.
I--I wouldn't want them hiding in some dark corner
when we have cookies.
Derek! Jacob!
It's okay.
Derek! Jacob!
Derek!
Derek! Jacob!
Come on!
Derek!
Looks like they left you alone after all.
They wouldn't do that.
Wanna try again?
Derek! Jacob!
- Stop! - Derek!
Stop! Stop that!
You said to try again.
I meant, like, you wanna try again?
Sarcasm.
What, is that a little too hard for you to compute?
Little computer not working so well up there?
They left you all alone, by yourself.
- They didn't. - They did!
My brother is here.
What if he's not here?
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Whatever will you do?
Wherever will you go?
- Shut up! - Shut up!
Jacob, Derek, Jacob, Derek.
Oh, Jacob is gone you oversized fucking infant.
He bailed, and he left you in a bad place with bad ladies,
because he just doesn't give a fuck.
He wouldn't do that, he's my brother!
He wouldn't leave me!
Ah!
[ Heart beating ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Whimpers ]
A little help.
Stand back.
[ Muffled scream ]
Thanks.
Jesus, we could have used a cattle prod on this one.
Ready?
[ Muffled cries ]
Ooh, that must sting.
Sorry about that.
[ Muffled screams ]
Ouch.
He was getting fresh.
I'm gonna go upstairs and clean up
and take another look around.
Maybe they ran off.
Uh-uh.
What kind of people would leave dum-dum here alone?
I don't think so.
Right, dum-dum?
I got your phone, bitch.
[ Knock on door ]
Not available.
Lin's making dinner.
I need a little help with Ginger, come on.
Give me a sec.
[ Clattering ]
Getty, where are you? I'm waiting.
I knew you guys were really getting along.
I know this is hard.
No. Don't.
Crystal, I'm not that cruel.
She was mine.
Before Lin, way before Lin,
there was this girl Trisha.
We weren't dating,
but we were really tight.
I met her on Christmas day, and within minutes
I knew she was the best gift that I could ever get.
She was my cousin's date to this family Christmas dinner,
and we became instant best friends.
The second I saw her, I knew that she got me.
We were really close for a long time.
What happened?
It doesn't matter.
She's not here.
You don't get to choose
how long the people you love stay with you.
I do.
Get her arms.
Ready?
There are two left.
After this, we find them.
I usually show some mercy at this stage,
but I don't like the way you acted in my home.
What you did with Ginger,
you did something wrong.
You're a bad man.
Bad. Bad!
[ Muffled crying ]
Oh, hmm.
I just needed that. I feel better.
I think I just needed to get that out.
Hmm?
I thought Crystal was gonna help you.
Something set her off.
She started crying and ran up to her room.
Yeah.
All right.
Got it?
Yeah.
[ Crying ]
Dog food.
Ow!
[ Clattering ]
[ Whimpering ]
Holy shit.
Who are you?
Did they do this to you?
Look, I'm sorry about your roommate.
I don't know how things got so out of control.
We were just having a good time.
It's my brother's friend, Derek. He did it.
He just took things too far.
But Kai? Kai had no idea.
Honestly, he thought Ginger liked him.
Ginger wouldn't like your brother.
She would like you.
Did you get her to a hospital?
No.
Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
I--honestly, we--I--
I know Kai didn't mean to hurt her.
I know it.
Just-- Things just got crazy.
Did your other friend mean to hurt her?
It was all a big mistake.
You seem nice.
You and Ginger were close?
Best friends.
I mean, you know, she just moved in here,
but we did everything together.
She got me.
That's good to have, a friend like that.
Does anyone get you?
Kai does.
He's my brother.
Outside of him, I don't think I know anyone
who really understands me.
Chubby fingers.
Mm, I love that.
You think Crystal will eat with us?
She's pretty upset.
Maybe we should bring something up to her.
I'll make her a drink.
Seriously?
Honey, they probably ran out before we
even caught big boy because they thought
they had done something wrong.
But they did do something wrong.
We're no better, Getty.
I can't believe you just said that.
Getty, what-- Honey, come on.
[ Muffled voice ]
Listen to me.
If I let you out of that cage,
could you help me--
Help us get out of this house?
[ Muffled voice ]
Fucking... shut up!
Shh!
Oh, seriously, Piglet, you act like we never feed you.
Piggy, you probably need to go out, huh?
[ Muffled voice ]
Okay, buddy. All right.
Come with me.
All right.
Who's your little friend, Piglet?
- [ Gunshot ] - Shit!
You missed, dumb-ass.
[ Muttering ]
Fucking bitch.
Please tell me, where are my friends?
I don't know.
[ Knock on door ]
Lin, my room.
Don't be mad. I brought you a treat.
You're supposed to wait until I say come in.
You must be Kai's brother.
Where is he? Is he okay?
He's well taken care of.
My name is Lin.
Jacob.
Lin, no.
Do you drink, Jacob?
Yeah, sure.
This is a twist on an old Korean delicacy.
You watch cooking shows?
I love watching what other cultures consume.
What you eat and how you eat it
says a lot about who you are.
Yeah. I--I remember seeing a cooking show where they--
They ate a live octopus and cooked tuna eyeballs.
[ Chuckles ]
I like you already, Jacob.
Do you eat tuna eyes?
As long as I don't have to look at them, I guess.
But seeing what you eat is half the fun.
We're so boring now.
We don't even know what we're eating anymore.
I mean, what's in a burger?
And what's a hot dog, really?
You understand what I'm saying.
Don't you want some?
I'm giving my cup to Jacob. It's the polite thing to do.
Anyway, fried food is a sin.
You could be eating a shoe.
See what you eat, I say.
Well, maybe you're right.
- I'm always right. - She is.
You two want to come for dinner?
It'll be ready soon.
We didn't mean to hurt anyone.
Oh, we know what happened, Jacob.
I want to see my brother.
We're working on him.
I think it's time that we all go downstairs.
No! Don't go down yet, please.
You can't take everything away from me.
He's gonna have to come down sooner or later.
But Getty--
Okay.
I'm a sucker for a new couple.
I'll tell you what. I'll bring dinner,
and I'll make it up here.
No. No, no. I'll go--I'll go down.
We--we'll go.
It might be better if you stay here.
Don't tell Getty.
I'll leave it to you, but you come down for dinner.
[ Jazz music ]
♪ Fancy cars, shiny rings ♪
♪ Darling, ravish me with finer things ♪
♪ Sure, your looks may be enough for some ♪
♪ But you won't keep this prize on looks alone ♪
♪ Be a man, fall in line ♪
♪ Do what it takes for me to call you mine ♪
♪ Be quick to whisper, ah, really nothing ♪
♪ I want a man who's gonna buy me something ♪
♪ Treat me like the queen I am ♪
♪ Really show me how to be a man ♪
[ Groaning ]
[ Coughing ]
♪ Don't need the charm or a man who listens ♪
♪ Just want a diamond that really glistens ♪
♪ Nothing can soothe me like a handful of cash ♪
Yesterday at the farmer's market
Ginger and I got our picture taken for the paper.
What for?
We were pretty, I guess.
Prettiest girls by the hunting tents.
Hey, look, Crystal, I'm sorry.
- Shh. - I'm sorry.
You ever get your picture taken, you know,
for, like, a newspaper or a magazine?
Yeah, eighth grade science project.
Plano star courier.
So you're famous.
Not a lot happens in Plano.
Maybe you and I will be in the papers again.
Do you want to be famous?
Not really.
Me neither.
Lin and Getty do, you know, after they die,
but not me.
I just want to do what I do.
Crystal, I'm not really sure what's going on here.
Why do they want to be famous after they die?
Because if they got famous before,
that would mean they got caught.
Got caught doing what?
So, what do you do, you know,
that you'd want to do to be famous for?
I, uh, I--I--I--
I draw. I--I paint.
[ Moans ]
What do your paintings look like?
They're dark.
But, uh, I'm not-- I'm not a dark person.
My paintings are.
I get that.
You know, I have a dark side.
Yeah.
And that's okay.
Is it?
I mean, as long as we don't hurt anybody.
And what if we hurt someone?
Are you gonna hurt me, Crystal?
Do you want me to?
What? No.
No, I don't. I don't.
Do you want this?
Yes.
Yeah, I do.
But--but I--I--I just--
- Shh. - I feel like I should, uh--
Why don't you leave that a minute
and come help me over here?
Derek, right?
Wanna hear a joke?
A man and a farmer sit on their porch,
watching the sun set and drinking iced tea.
It's been a long day on the farm.
A pig walks by. It's got peglegs.
Well, one real one and three pegs.
Man says, oh, what happened to that pig?
Farmer says, the house was burning down
and that damn pig pulled me
and my wife from the burning flames.
Man says, that's amazing.
So the pig lost his legs in the fire?
Farmer says, hell no.
Pig that good?
You don't eat him all at once.
[ Laughing ]
♪ I see you standing there
♪ looking so fine
♪ you've got a shape to your body ♪
♪ That I find so divine
♪ I can't get enough
♪ oh baby, all that I see
♪ is bound to be my favorite delicacy ♪
♪ And the taste of your skin
♪ it lingers on my lips
♪ it's becoming hard to fight
♪ because darling you taste so right ♪
♪ Hey there, boy
[ crickets chirping ]
♪ This little riddle
♪ what's big and strong and belongs here with me ♪
♪ A little hint, you're all that I see ♪
♪ The taste of your skin
♪ it lingers on my lips
♪ the urge is hard to fight
♪ because darling, you taste so right ♪
♪ The powers of seduction perfectly honed ♪
♪ You know just what to do
[ shouting ]
[ Muffled screams ]
Lin?
Ah!
[ Groans and shouts ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Groaning ]
[ Groans ]
You ingrate little whore!
I should kill you!
He could have killed her!
You could have killed her!
[ Yelling ]
You God damned little spider fuck!
You can learn to Jack off left-handed now.
This place is a mess!
Clean it up!
Clean it up now!
[ Crying ]
[ Rock 'n roll plays ]
♪ Home, sweet loving home
♪ when the sun fades away
♪ family takes the day
♪ this is home sweet home
♪ the clock's winsome chime
♪ your eyes locked with mine
♪ never alone
♪ for all time
♪ keep out the world
♪ and its gloom
♪ sweet love safe in our room
♪ this is our home sweet home
♪ this is home for all time
Getty got you some things for your scrapbook.
Thanks.
♪ Keep out the world
♪ and its gloom
♪ sweet love safe in our room ♪
♪ This is our home
to death.
She'll fuck you sooner or later,
and the best part is you won't mind the wait.
So...
It looks like we have a third one left.
Maybe he ran away.
Hmm.
Maybe.
Crystal? Crystal?
Ginger's still in the prep room.
I know that you've been very upset,
but Getty's had to do all the work on her by herself.
She even took the time to get you those things for your scrapbook.
Thank you.
You are welcome.
We still need to do a thorough look
throughout the entire house, especially our rooms.
I have him.
Fuck! Jesus fucking Christ.
- Getty. - No, really.
Were you planning on telling us?
You always get mad.
Yeah. Of course we get mad.
I'm not mad, Crystal.
Oh--oh, yes, you are.
You are mad. I am mad.
We are mad.
You know, your fucking freak crushes
are going to end up getting us caught
that shit is gonna come home with you one day.
I didn't bring them here.
No, you didn't.
You friend did, and then you kept one.
You kept one of her fucking murderers as a boyfriend.
The two of you fucked up together,
now put that in your little scrapbook.
You shut up about Ginger.
Crystal...
You put that away,
or I will take that and this,
and I will carve a cute little note into your belly.
He's mine.
He gets me.
He gets you, does he?
- Almost. - Almost, yeah.
I'm sure you left out the parts that he wouldn't get.
Why don't we invite him to dinner?
I cannot believe this.
I'm sorry, am I the only one in this house
that's not completely fucking insane?
Well, let's see what Jacob gets.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Be nice.
I mean it.
Are we really doing this?
Mm-hmm.
I really just wanted to have a nice, quiet dinner.
Why don't we add an entree?
You're coming to dinner.
What's in that box?
Just some Ginger stuff.
Oh, good, they fit.
So, um, Crystal, I was thinking, uh that--
Look what else I got for you?
Are those pajamas?
Who did they belong to?
A friend.
Well, uh, but, uh,
Crystal, first of all--
That's good, let's go.
Come on. Come on.
Derek?
He can't hear you.
Why not?
You must be hungry.
No, uh, not really, actually.
You know it's incredibly rude
to say no to a meal that's offered to you.
Lin here, she works very hard on every meal that we have here.
No--no offense meant. I'm sure she does.
I'm sure you all do.
That's right. We all do.
Derek, man, get up.
You really aren't getting this, are you?
What the hell is going on?
Crystal, I told you.
You're making him want to leave.
I'm not making him do anything.
I need my brother.
Kai's with Ginger.
- Where? - Oh, they're here.
Where here?
Jacob, it's not a good idea to get upset.
Calm down and drink your wine.
Jacob, it's gonna be okay.
Please.
All right.
So, let's start over.
Jacob, would you like something to eat?
Yeah, sure.
I hope you like what we prepared.
Men.
Hey, hey, hey!
If you are smart, you'd be nice to that one.
Now sit down at the table and eat your dinner.
Here you go.
Mm.
Mmm.
Thank you.
You a big smoker?
Nope.
It's just been a tough day.
I used to smoke in high school.
Oh, that's when I started. You know why?
Because high school's fucking stressful.
High school's the most stressful time in your life,
I don't care what anyone says.
I remember this time.
Some guy knocked me up, and--
You dated guys?
What's wrong with that?
You never told me that.
Okay. I don't need that look from either of you.
So what? I dated men. It was a long time ago.
Anyway, so this guy, he knocks me up and, uh,
it's because he said he was wearing a condom, and he lied.
So when I tell him, uh, I'm pregnant
because he didn't wear a condom, he was, like,
you could feel the difference.
You could be fucking me with a lead pipe.
How am I gonna know the difference?
I can feel a difference.
Aren't you proud of your special bacon hole?
Anyway, I worked my ass off for weeks
to get the money for an abortion.
And I get to the clinic, I finally get all the cash,
all the cash I had, and, uh, there's this woman outside.
She offers me lunch.
She says she'll buy if I go with her right now.
I hadn't eaten in days.
Literally every penny was going to the surgery
because you're on a deadline, right?
And if you wait too long, it's a whole other ballgame.
So--
I'm sorry, is that--I'm sorry.
Is this strawberry filling?
It's raspberry.
It's an old Inuit recipe I got from my aunt's husband.
Go ahead.
Take charge, buddy. Take charge.
I let her buy me lunch.
I ordered a bacon cheeseburger and fries.
I can still remember.
And I could smell my burger cooking, while this woman
is talking and talking and showing me pictures
of Auschwitz and the Armenians,
genocide's greatest hits.
Fucking killing and killing and, uh,
the kicker is this picture of a baby, a fetus.
Leg over here, head all twisted over there,
arm parts, the works.
And I'm smelling my burger.
It's on the service counter getting cold,
next to this bitch's green salad.
Take charge, buddy. Take charge.
And the woman,
this fat whore buying me lunch,
she says that I'm the new genocide.
My baby would look like this picture.
[ Screaming ]
Take charge, buddy.
I'm the new genocide.
Take charge.
I'm the new genocide.
And so she asks me, how does that make you feel?
I'm, like, I feel fucking hungry.
[ Laughter ]
♪ This is our home sweet home ♪
♪ This is home for all time ♪
♪ Home sweet loving home
♪ my arms around your waist
♪ feel my tight embrace
♪ this is home sweet home
♪ this is home for all time
♪ well, I met a little woman on the south side of town ♪
♪ Where you can really pick them up and lay them down ♪
♪ He said, I know you think one and one makes two ♪
♪ But what makes you think I'd ever be with you ♪
♪ I asked her to my place, she told me which way to go ♪
♪ It's hard to be alone after seeing her show ♪
♪ I'm so sick
♪ I'm so sick of burlesque
♪ round and round and round she goes ♪
♪ Down on her knees, up on her toes ♪
♪ Round and round, buckles and bows ♪
♪ When's that girl gonna take off her clothes? ♪
♪ Well, now don't worry baby I got nothing to hide ♪
♪ It seems like every other man's got a girl on the side ♪
♪ Come on, sweetness, don't make me beg ♪
♪ She said, you reek of desperation ♪
♪ Stop humping my leg
♪ I'm so sick
♪ I'm so sick of burlesque
♪ round and round and round she goes ♪
♪ Down on her knees, up on her toes ♪
♪ Round and round, nobody knows ♪
♪ When's that girl gonna take off her clothes? ♪♪