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查爾斯 你終究還是失去理智了 Charles, you have finally lost your senses.
這項風險投資是不可能成功的 This venture is impossible.
不一定 先生們 要想達成看似不可能的目標 For some. Gentlemen, the only way to achieve the impossible
你得有足夠的信心 is to believe it is possible.
你再這麼想真的會毀了你的 That kind of thinking could ruin you.
可我願意冒這個險 l'm willing to take that chance.
想想吧 要是在仰光 曼谷 雅加達開貿易站 lmagine trading posts in Rangoon, Bangkok, Jakarta...
又做噩夢了? The nightmare again?
我不會耽擱太久的 l won't be long.
我掉進了一個很黑的洞 l'm falling down a dark hole,
然後看見了些很奇怪的東西 then l see strange creatures.
它們長什麼樣兒? What kind of creatures?
呃 有只渡渡鳥 穿馬甲的兔子 一隻會笑的貓 Well, there's a dodo bird, a rabbit in a waistcoat, a smiling cat.
我還不知道這世上有會笑的貓呢 l didn't know cats could smile.
我也不知道 Neither did l.
還有一隻藍色的毛毛蟲 And there's a blue caterpillar.
藍色的 Blue caterpillar.
我是不是有點神經兮兮的 Do you think l've gone round the bend?
也許是吧 我看你是徹底瘋了 l'm afraid so. You're mad, bonkers, off your head.
但我要告訴你個秘密 But l'll tell you a secret.
這世上最傑出的人 大多都這樣 All the best people are.
只是個夢而已 愛麗絲 它們傷不了你的 lt's only a dream, Alice. Nothing can harm you there.
不過你要是實在太害怕了 But if you get too frightened,
你總能醒過來 就像這樣 you can always wake up. Like this.
我們真的要去嗎 Must we go?
就算不去 他們也不會注意到我們的 Doubt they'll notice if we never arrive.
他們會的 They will notice.
你的束胸呢 Where's your corset?
連吊襪也沒穿 And no stockings.
我不喜歡穿那些 l'm against them.
但你的著裝不合規矩啊 But you're not properly dressed.
這規矩誰定的啊 Who's to say what is proper?
要是那所謂的標準 What if it was agreed that "proper"
是要你在頭上頂一條鱈魚 你也會照辦嗎 was wearing a codfish on your head?
你到底穿不穿 愛麗絲 Would you wear it? Alice.
對我來說 束胸就像是鱈魚 To me, a corset is like a codfish.
別使性子了好嗎 Please, not today.
要是爸爸還在世 他就會笑的 Father would have laughed.
抱歉 我很累 昨晚沒睡好 l'm sorry. l'm tired. l didn't sleep well last night.
又做噩夢了嗎 Did you have bad dreams again?
只做了一個 Only one.
從我能記事兒開始 我一直在做同一個夢 lt's always the same, ever since l can remember.
你覺得那正常嗎 Do you think that's normal?
一般人不是該做很多不同的夢嗎 Don't most people have different dreams?
我不知道 l don't know.
瞧瞧啊 你真漂亮 There. You're beautiful.
來吧 笑一笑 Now, can you manage a smile?
怎麼到現在啊 我還以為你們不來了呢 At last. We thought you'd never arrive.
愛麗絲 哈米什正等著和你跳舞呢 快去吧 Alice, Hamish is waiting to dance with you. Go.
你知道現在已經過了四點了吧 You do realize it's well past 4:OO.
所有的事兒都得趕趟兒了 Now everything will have to be rushed through.
真抱歉 哦 得了吧 l am sorry. Oh, never mind!
請原諒我太太 Forgive my wife.
她為今天這事兒都愁了二十多年了 She's been planning this affair for over 20 years.
要是查爾斯還在... lf only Charles were here...
我很抱歉 My condolences.
我常常想起你丈夫 他真是個有眼界的人 l think of your husband often. He was truly a man of vision.
請千萬別認為我是趁火打劫 l hope you don't think l've taken advantage of your misfortunes.
當然不會了 我很高興你接手了公司 Of course not. l'm pleased that you purchased the company.
我當初真是個傻子 l was a fool
居然沒投資他那個看上去挺瘋的創業計劃 for not investing in his mad venture when l had the chance.
查爾斯也這麼說 Charles thought so, too.
哈米什 你從來不厭倦方陣舞嗎 Hamish, do you ever tire of quadrille?
恰恰相反 我覺得它很帶勁 On the contrary. l find it invigorating.
我讓你發笑嗎 Do l amuse you?
不是的 No.
我剛剛有種幻覺 所有的女人都穿長褲 l had a sudden vision of all the ladies in trousers
而男人都穿連衣裙的樣子 and the men wearing dresses.
我想你還是別跟別人說你這幻覺比較好 l think you'll do best to keep your visions to yourself.
要是腦子不好使 那就別說話 When in doubt, remain silent.
抱歉 金斯利小姐今天有點走神了 Pardon us, sir. Miss Kingsleigh is distracted today.
你神遊到哪裡去了 Where's your head?
我在想 要是人能飛起來該是什麼樣子 l was wondering what it would be like to fly.
你幹嘛花那麼多時間 Why would you spend your time
想這種不可能的事兒啊 thinking about such an impossible thing?
憑什麼不能啊 Why wouldn't l?
我爸爸說 有時候他在早餐前 My father said he sometimes believed in six impossible things
能同時想六件不可能的事兒 before breakfast.
跟我來 Come along.
愛麗絲 十分鐘後在露台等我 Alice, meet me under the gazebo in precisely 1 O minutes.
我們有個秘密要告訴你 We have a secret to tell you.
要是你告訴我的事兒 估計就不是什麼秘密了 lf you're telling me, then it's not much of a secret.
也許我們不該說 Perhaps we shouldn't.
我們不是說好了要告訴她的嘛 We decided we should.
可我們要是說了 到時候就沒驚喜了 lf we tell her, she won't be surprised.
你會驚喜嗎 你告訴我的話就沒驚喜了 Will you be surprised? Not if you tell me.
但現在你都提起這事兒了 你必須告訴我 But now you've brought it up, you have to.
不 我們不說 其實我們不想說的 No, we don't. ln fact, we won't.
我猜你們媽媽可能不知道 l wonder if your mother knows
上次你倆在哈文什家池塘裡裸泳的事兒 that you two swim naked in the Havershims' pond.
你不會告密的 哦不 我會的 You wouldn't. Oh, but l would.
你媽媽現在就在那兒 There's your mother right now.
哈米什今天要向你求婚 Hamish is going to ask for your hand.
現在驚喜全沒了 You've ruined the surprise!
我真想掐死她們 l could strangle them!
大家都拼了命地要把這事兒保密 Everyone went to so much effort to keep the secret.
大家都知道了? Does everyone know?
這就是大家來的原因啊 今天是你的訂婚派對 lt's why they've all come. This is your engagement party.
哈米什要在涼亭向你求婚 Hamish will ask you under the gazebo.
當你說"我願意"的時候... When you say yes...
可我還沒想好要不要嫁給哈米什呢 But l don't know if l want to marry Hamish.
那你要嫁給誰? 你想找比勳爵更好的那可就難了 Who, then? You won't do better than a lord.
你就快二十歲了 愛麗絲 青春不等人啊 You'll soon be 20, Alice. That pretty face won't last forever.
你不會想跟伊莫金阿姨一樣孤老終身 You don't want to end up like Aunt Imogene.
也不想成為媽媽的負擔吧 And you don't want to be a burden on Mother, do you?
我不想 No.
那就嫁給哈米什吧 So you'll marry Hamish.
你們會像我和洛爾一樣幸福的 You will be as happy as l am with Lowell
一切都那麼完美 and your life will be perfect.
雙方家長都同意了 lt's already decided.
親愛的愛麗絲 Alice, dear.
你們聊吧 我先走了 l'll leave you to it.
我們去花園悠閒地散個步吧 就我們倆 好嗎 Shall we take a leisurely stroll through the garden, just you and me?
你知道我最在意什麼嗎 Do you know what l've always dreaded?
貴族血統的削弱? The decline of the aristocracy?
難看的孫子孫女 不過你很可愛 Ugly grandchildren. But you're lovely.
你和哈米什一定能生好幾個...蠢貨啊! You're bound to produce little... Imbeciles!
這幫園丁明知道我要紅玫瑰 The gardeners have planted white roses
居然還給我種了白的 when l specifically asked for red.
你可以把它們漆成紅色啊 You could always paint the roses red.
你說的這是什麼話 What an odd thing to say.
你可要知道 我兒子腸胃很嬌貴 You should know that my son has extremely delicate digestion.
你看見那個了嗎 看見什麼 Did you see that? See what?
是隻兔子 討厭的東西 lt was a rabbit, l think. Nasty things.
我倒是想找兩隻狗來把它們逮了 l do enioy setting the dogs on them.
你要是不小心給哈米什吃了什麼不對頭的東西 lf you serve Hamish the wrong foods,
他可會消化不良的 he could get a blockage.
這次你看見了嗎 Did you see it that time?
看見什麼啊 那隻兔子 See what? The rabbit.
別大喊大叫的 Don't shout.
現在聽好我說的話 哈米什提過 你很容易走神 Now, pay attention. Hamish said you were easily distracted.
我剛才說到哪兒了 哈米什身上有哪兒堵了 What was l saying? Hamish has a blockage.
我對您說的真的很有興趣 不過請您稍候片刻 l couldn't be more interested, but you'll have to excuse me.
伊莫金阿姨 Aunt Imogene.
我想我瘋了 我眼前老有只穿馬甲的兔子在晃 l think l'm going mad. l keep seeing a rabbit in a waistcoat.
我現在沒空愁你那花裡胡哨的兔子的心思 l can't be bothered with your fancy rabbit now.
我在等我的未婚夫 l'm waiting for my fianc?
你有個未婚夫? 嗯 You have a fianc? Hmm.
就在那兒 你看見了嗎 There! Did you see it?
他是個王子 He's a prince.
唉 但是他要是不放棄他的皇位 就不能娶我了 But, alas, he cannot marry me unless he renounces his throne.
悲劇啊 你說是不是 lt's tragic, isn't it?
很悲劇 Very.
洛爾? Lowell?
愛麗絲 我們只是... Alice. We were iust...
哈蒂是我的老朋友了 Hattie's an old friend.
你們關係確實不錯麼 l can see you're very close.
聽著 別把這告訴你姐姐 好嗎? Look, you won't mention this to your sister, will you?
我不知道 我有點昏了 我需要時間想想 l don't know. l'm confused. l need time to think.
好吧 那就為你姐姐瑪格麗特想想 Well, think about Margaret.
要是你說了 她可再也不會相信我了 She'd never trust me again.
你不想讓她的婚姻一團糟 對吧? You don't want to ruin her marriage, do you?
我? Me?
我才不是那個背著她偷腥的呢! But l'm not the one who's sneaking around behind her back.
你在這兒啊 There you are.
愛麗絲·金斯利 Alice Kingsleigh...
哈米什 Hamish.
怎麼了 What is it?
你肩膀上有只毛毛蟲 You have a caterpillar on your shoulder.
別傷害它 Don't hurt it.
你得去洗洗手 You'll want to wash that finger.
愛麗絲·金斯利 Alice Kingsleigh,
嫁給我好嗎 will you be my wife?
呃 Well
在場的所有人都希望我同意 everyone expects me to,
你又是個勳爵 and you're a lord.
我的青春不能永存 我也不想跟伊莫金阿姨似的 My face won't last, and l don't want to end up like...
但這一切對我來說都太匆忙了 我... But this is happening so quickly. l...
我覺得... l think l...
請給我點時間 l need a moment.
嘿 Hello.
一個夢而已 lt's only a dream.
你還以為她再次回來能長記性了呢 You'd think she would remember all this from the first time.
你帶來的這個愛麗絲是假的 You've brought the wrong Alice.
不 她是真的 我很確定 No, she's the right one. l'm certain of it.
她是假的 She's the wrong Alice.
給她個機會證明自己吧 Give her a chance.
越來越有趣了啊 Curiouser and curiouser.
我說過她是真的愛麗絲 l told you she's the right Alice.
我還是不信 l am not convinced.
你真會謝謝人啊 How is that for gratitude?
我已經在上頭待了好幾個星期了 l've been up there for weeks,
跟蹤了無數個愛麗絲 trailing one Alice after the next,
差點被其他動物給吃了都 and l was almost eaten by other animals.
你能想像嗎 Can you imagine?
他們幾乎赤身裸體了 還當眾那啥 They go about entirely unclothed, and they do their shukm in public.
我還得轉過臉去避嫌 她看上去一點也不像 l had to avert my eyes. Doesn't look anything like herself.
那是因為她根本就不是愛麗絲 That's because she's the wrong Alice.
她可能就是 不她根本不是 lf she was, she might be. lf she isn't, she ain't.
可她有可能是啊 不 不可能的 她不是 But if she were so, she would be. But she isn't, nohow.
這是我自己的夢 我不是愛麗絲還能是誰 How can l be the wrong Alice when this is my dream?
我能問問你們是誰嗎 And who are you, if l might ask?
哦 我是囉嗦哥 他是囉嗦弟 Oh, l'm Tweedledee, he's Tweedledum.
反之 我是囉嗦弟 他是囉嗦哥 Contrariwise, l'm Tweedledum, he's Tweedledee.
我們得問問阿布索倫 We should consult Absolem.
是啊 阿布索倫肯定知道她是不是真的愛麗絲 Exactly. Absolem will know who she is.
讓我來護送你 嘿 這次輪不到你 l'll escort you. Hey, it's not being your turn.
太不公平了 So unfair.
嘿 鬆手 你鬆手 Hey, leave off! Let go!
他們一直都這樣沒完沒了嗎 家族遺傳啊 Are they always this way? Family trait.
你們倆可以一起護送她 You can both escort her.
誰是阿布索倫? 他各種智慧啊 絕對的 Who is this Absolem? He's wise. He's absolute.
你是誰啊 Who are you?
阿布索倫? Absolem?
你不是阿布索倫 我才是 我的問題是 你是誰啊 You're not Absolem, l'm Absolem. The question is, who are you?
愛麗絲 Alice.
證明給我們看 We shall see.
你什麼意思啊 我當然知道我是誰 What do you mean by that? l ought to know who l am.
是啊 你當然知道 傻姑娘 把編年軸打開 Yes, you ought, stupid girl. Unroll the Oraculum.
編年軸 是地下城的時事綱要 The Oraculum, being a calendrical compendium of Underland.
就是個日曆嘛 是綱要 lt's a calendar. Compendium.
她記載著自盤古開天地以來所有的事情 lt tells of each and every day since the Beginning.
今天是紅皇后時代的解密日 Today is Griblig Day in the time of the Red Queen.
讓她看看聖日 Show her the Frabious Day.
嗯 聖日就是你殺死子虛龍的那一天 Mmm. Yeah, Frabious being the day you slay the Jabberwocky.
等等 殺什麼? Sorry? Slay a what?
哦 是啊 那就是你 就那兒 舉著斬龍劍 Oh, yeah. That being you, there, with the Vorpal sword.
其他劍都傷不了子虛龍 沒別的辦法 No other swords can kill the Jabberwocky, nohow.
斬龍劍一出 子虛絕江湖 lf it ain't Vorpal, it ain't dead.
那可不是我 That's not me!
我就知道 l know!
告訴我們吧 阿布索倫 她是我們要找的愛麗絲嗎 Resolve this for us, Absolem. Is she the right Alice?
我看不像 Not hardly.
我說的吧 哦 天啊 l told you. Oh, dear.
我說的吧 是我說的好吧 l said so. l said so.
正相反 你賭咒發誓說她是愛麗絲 Contrariwise, you said she might be.
不是我 是你說她有可能是愛麗絲的 No, you said she would be if she was.
這個小騙子 裝成愛麗絲 羞羞羞! Little impostor. Pretending to be Alice. She should be ashamed.
我一直以為你是 l was so certain of you.
對不起 我沒想成為那個假愛麗絲 l'm sorry. l don't mean to be the wrong Alice.
等等 這只是我的一個夢 Wait, this is my dream.
我要醒過來 這樣你們就都沒了 l'm going to wake up now and you'll all disappear.
真詭異 掐一掐平時都有效的 That's odd. Pinching usually does the trick.
要是有用的話 我倒是可以捅你一下 l could stick you, if that would help.
可能真的有用吧 謝謝你 榮幸之至 lt might, actually. Thank you. My pleasure.
湮滅獸! 湮滅獸! Bandersnatch! Bandersnatch!
等等 Wait.
這只是個夢罷了 沒什麼能傷到我的 lt's only a dream. Nothing can hurt me.
她愣在那兒幹嘛 What's she doing?
它傷不了的 傷不了我的 Can't hurt me. Can't hurt me.
大笨蛋 快跑啊 Run, you great lug!
往這兒 東邊是張家 This way, east to Queast.
不對 往南邊的李家 No, south to Snud.
不對不對不對 往這邊 No. No, no. This way.
有人偷了我三塊餡餅 Someone has stolen three of my tarts!
是你偷的嗎 不是的 陛下 Did you steal them? No, Your Majesty.
是你 我沒有 陛下 Did you? No, Your Majesty.
那就是你 不是我 陛下 Did you steal them? No, Your Majesty.
你偷了我的餡餅 Did you steal my tarts?
我真沒有 陛下 No, Your Maiesty.
珍莓汁 Squimberry juice.
我當時太餓了 我不是故意的 砍了他的頭! l was so hungry! l didn't mean to! Off with his head!
我有一大家子啊 哦 求您了 求您了 別砍我的頭 My family! Oh, please, please don't!
哦不 我膝下有一堆孩子要養啊 No! l have little ones to look after!
去他家把那些小蝌蚪給我抓來 Go to his house and collect the little ones.
吐司上加蝌蚪就和加魚子醬一樣美味 l love tadpoles on toast almost as much as l love caviar.
遵命 陛下 Yes, Your Maiesty.
飲料! Drink!
陛下? Maiesty?
伊洛索維克·斯塔亞尼 你這些天躲哪兒去了 llosovic Stayne, you knave, where have you been lurking?
陛下 臣找到了編年軸 Maiesty, l have found the Oraculum.
那個東西? 看上去和一般的卷軸可沒什麼兩樣 That? Looks so ordinary for an oracle.
請看這兒 在聖日這一天 Look here, on the Frabious Day.
我到哪兒都能認出那一頭亂髮 l'd know that tangled mess of hair anywhere.
那就是愛麗絲? ls it Alice?
臣以為正是她 l believe it is.
她和我的寶貝子虛龍幹什麼吶? What's she doing with my darling Jabberwocky?
看上去她正在屠殺子虛龍 She appears to be slaying it.
她殺了我的子虛龍? She killed my Jabberbabywocky?
現在還沒 不過要是我們不阻止她 她會的 Not yet, but it will happen if we don't stop her.
去給我找到愛麗絲 斯塔亞尼 去找她! Find Alice, Stayne. Find her!
聞出一個人類女孩兒的味兒 你就自由了 Find the scent of human girl and earn your freedom.
我妻子和孩子也自由嗎 For my wife and pups, as well?
全都能回家 Everyone will go home.
狗真是什麼都信啊 Dogs will believe anything.
看上去你和個牙尖爪利的傢伙有過節啊 lt looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws.
我還在做夢吧 And l'm still dreaming.
是誰傷了你啊 What did that to you?
演滅還是煙滅... 湮滅獸? Banner or Bander... The Bandersnatch?
還是我來看看吧 Well, l'd better have a look.
你幹什麼啊 What are you doing?
這得有個會灰飛煙滅的人來替你治治 lt needs to be purified by someone with evaporating skills,
不然它會潰瘍然後爛掉 or it will fester and putrefy.
你還是別碰我了 等我醒了自然會好的 l'd rather you didn't. l'll be fine as soon as l wake up.
至少讓我替你包紮一下嘛 At least let me bind it for you.
你說你叫什麼來著 愛麗絲 What do you call yourself? Alice.
是真的愛麗絲? The Alice?
的確有人爭論過這話題 There's been some debate about that.
珍惜生命 遠離政治 l never get involved in politics.
做你自己就好了 You'd best be on your way.
我倒是想! 我現在真希望 What way? All l want to do
一覺醒來 什麼也沒發生 is wake up from this dream.
好吧 Fine.
那就讓我帶你去兔子先生和瘋帽匠那兒去吧 Then l'll take you to the Hare and the Hatter,
其他的我也幫不了你了 but that's the end of it.
來不來啊 Coming?
注意點你的步子 Watch what you're doing!
嘿 注意點啊 Hey, watch it!
是你啊 lt's you.
不 不是的 竊笑貓帶來了假的愛麗絲 No, it's not. McTwisp brought us the wrong Alice.
她是假的愛麗絲 lt's the wrong Alice!
這肯定是愛麗絲 lt's absolutely Alice.
你絕對是愛麗絲 化成灰了我都認識你 You're absolutely Alice. l'd know you anywhere.
我和竊笑貓老熟人了 l'd know him anywhere.
呃 如你所見 我們正喝茶呢 Well, as you can see, we're still having tea.
這都是因為 我在等你的時候太無聊了 And it's all because l was obliged
才打發時間的 to kill Time waiting for your return.
你來的太晚了 小淘氣 You're terribly late, you know. Naughty.
實際上 時間都等得不耐煩了 幾近停滯 Well, anyway, Time became quite offended and stopped altogether.
一秒鐘也沒轉過 Not a tick ever since.
杯子碎了 夢裡的時間是微妙的 Cup. Time can be funny in dreams.
沒錯 沒錯 不過你現在回來了 你知道的 Yes, yes, of course, but now you're back, you see,
有你才有聖日 and we need to get on to the Frabjous Day.
聖日 聖日 Frabjous Day! Frabjous Day!
我一直都在研究M打頭的東西 l'm investigating things that begin with the letter "M."
你知不知道 為什麼烏鴉像寫字檯 Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?
跟著大頭下地獄去吧 跟著大頭下地獄去吧 Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid! Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid!
什麼? 跟著殘暴的大頭下地獄去 What? Down with the Bloody Big Head ,
殘暴的大頭就是紅桃皇后 the Bloody Big Head being the Red Queen.
來吧 來吧 我們大概籌劃一下殺子虛龍的事兒 Come, come. We simply must commence with the slaying and such.
也就是 「遂事不諫 既往不咎」了 Therefore, it is high time to forgive and forget
或者是「成事不說 既往不咎」 唉 隨便吧 or forget and forgive, whichever comes first
不管怎麼說 最重要的是 我還在等吶 or is, in any case, most convenient. l'm waiting.
嘿 轉起來吧懷表 她又轉起來了 Hey. It's ticktick... It's ticking again.
這番關於血腥和殺戮的談話 All this talk of blood
真是讓我連茶也喝不下去了 and slaying has put me off my tea.
這世界都消亡了 可憐的竊笑貓也喝不了茶了 The entire world is falling to ruin and poor Chessur's off his tea.
那天的事兒和我無關 What happened that day was not my fault.
哦 親愛的 Oh, dear.
無中覓有 奪泥燕口 削鐵針頭 You ran out on them to save your own skin,
刮金佛面細搜求 鵪鶉嗉裡尋豌豆 you guddler's scuttish pilgar lickering
鷺鷥腿上劈精肉 蚊子腹內刳脂油 shukm juggling sluking urpal.
虧老先生下手! Bar lom muck egg brimni!
瘋帽匠! Hatter!
謝謝你 竊笑貓 Thank you. Meow.
我沒事 l'm fine.
塔倫特你這是怎麼了 What's wrong with you, Tarrant?
你以前都是聚會的焦點人物啊 You used to be the life of the party.
你以前在地下城那可是跳太空步的第一把好手 You used to do the best Futterwacken in all of Witzend.
太什麼? 太空步 Futter what? Futterwacken!
是一種舞蹈 lt's a dance.
在聖日 On the Frabious Day,
當白皇后重新戴上后冠 when the White Queen once again wears the crown,
就在那天 我會大跳特跳太空步的 on that day, l shall Futterwacken vigorously.
哦 不 Oh, no.
紅幫老大來了 The Knave.
回見了您哪 Goodbye.
把這個喝了 Drink this quickly.
快點 藏好她 Quick! Hide her!
哦 親愛的 Oh, dear.
小心碰頭 Mind your head.
讓我出去! Let me out!
瞧瞧啊 這不是我最親最愛的瘋子三劍客嘛 Well, if it's not my favorite trio of lunatics.
你也來插一腳嗎? Would you like to join us?
你們來喝茶來得太晚了 You're all late for tea!
我們是來找一個叫愛麗絲的姑娘的 We're looking for the girl called Alice.
說起皇后陛下 Speaking of the Queen,
我們還有首歌要為她唱呢 here is a little song we used to sing in her honor.
一閃一閃亮晶晶 一閃一閃亮晶晶 Twinkle Twinkle little bat Twinkle Twinkle little bat
滿天都是小星星 滿天都是小星星 How l wonder where you're at How l wonder where you're at
掛在天上 掛在天上 Up a... Up a...
你們要是膽敢窩藏她 就都得掉腦袋 lf you're hiding her, you'll lose your heads.
早就掉了一回了 Already lost them.
全部集合! All together now!
掛在天上放光明 掛在天上放光明 Up above the world you fly Up above the world you fly
好像許多小眼睛 好像許多小眼睛 Like a tea tray in the sky Like a tea tray in the sky
閃啊閃啊閃啊閃 Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle
跟大頭下地獄去吧 Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid!
你要奶油嗎? Would you like some cream?
要一片巴騰堡蛋糕嗎? 跟著偵查犬! Would you like a slice of Battenberg? Follow the bloodhound.
要糖嗎? 是的 謝謝 Sugar? Yes, please.
哦 真可愛 你們都瘋了 Oh, that's lovely. You're all mad.
謝謝誇獎 Thanks very much.
請把司康餅給我 Pass the scones, please.
那兒的那個 哦 抱歉 That one there. Oh! Pardon.
沒錯 沒錯 耶 Yes. Yep, aye.
等一下 One moment.
吶 好勒 There. Yes.
試試看這個吧 Try this on for size.
真好看 l like it.
幸虧偵查犬是我們的人 不然你就... Good thing the bloodhound is one of us, or you'd be...
他們找我究竟要幹什麼 What do they want with me?
等等 我們最好把她送到白皇后那兒去 Wait a minute, best take her to the White Queen.
到了那兒 她就安全了 勺子... She'll be safe there. Spoon...
請上來 女士 Your carriage, my lady.
就這帽子? 沒錯啊 The hat? Of course.
乘車騎馬誰都會 Anyone can go by horse or rail,
帽子旅行第一回 我剛才是不是押韻了? but the absolute best way to travel is by hat. Have l made a rhyme?
噢 我最愛乘帽子旅行了 Oh, l love traveling by hat.
這次我只邀請愛麗絲一個 Mally. Just Alice, please. Fairfarren, all.
車轔轔 馬蕭蕭 行人弓劍各在腰 "Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
耶娘妻子走相送 塵埃不過咸陽橋 "All mimsy were the borogoves And the mome raths outgrabe"
抱歉問一句 那是什麼? Sorry, what was that?
什麼是什麼啊 What was what?
"那龍有火一樣的眼 "The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
爪也利 齒也尖" Jaws that bite and claws that catch!
"還有那易怒的湮滅獸 你可要避得遠遠" "'Beware the Jabberwock, my son! And the frumious Bandersnatch!'
"那英雄手持斬龍劍 嗜血的狂徒立時化作輕煙" "He took his Vorpal sword in hand The Vorpal blade went snickersnack!
"頭顱割下掛在腰間 他意氣昂揚地凱旋" "He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back"
這些都是你 知道嗎 lt's all about you, you know.
我可不殺生 別癡心妄想了 l'm not slaying anything. l don't slay, so put it out of your mind.
妄想 Mind.
喂 等等啊 你可不能就把我丟在這兒 Wait! You can't leave me here!
你不殺生 You don't slay.
你知不知道紅皇后都幹了些什麼? Do you have any idea what the Red Queen has done?
你不殺生 You don't slay.
我倒是想 可我下不去手 l couldn't if l wanted to.
你和以前不一樣了 You're not the same as you were before.
你以前"那啥"多了 現在連影兒都沒了 You were much more muchier. You've lost your muchness.
"那啥"? My "muchness"?
在你的內心深處 缺了點兒什麼 ln there. Something's missing.
告訴我紅皇后都幹了些什麼吧 Tell me what Red Queen has done.
你要做好心理準備 lt's not a pretty story.
別管了 說吧 Tell me anyway.
就在這兒 lt was here.
那時候 我還是白皇后的御用帽匠 l was hatter to the White Queen at the time.
高士族世代都被皇家聘用 Hightopp clan have always been employed at court.
瘋帽匠 瘋帽匠 你沒事吧 Hatter? Hatter!
我好著呢 l'm fine.
真的? Are you?
你聽見了嗎 我確定我聽見了什麼響兒 Did you hear that? l'm certain l heard something.
哪兒哪? What?
哦! 是紅騎士 Oh! Red Knights.
往南走 到沼澤低地去 Go south to Trotter's Bottom.
白皇后的城堡就在對岸 The White Queen's castle is just beyond.
抓緊了 Hold on tightly.
跟著血腥的紅皇后下地獄去吧 Down with the bloody Red Queen!
你本該把他們引開的呀! 枉瘋帽匠是那麼信任你 You were supposed to lead them away! The Hatter trusted you!
我妻子兒女都在他們手上 They have my wife and pups.
你叫什麼名字? 拜雅德 What's your name? Bayard.
坐下 Sit!
你會不會就是那個 愛麗絲 Would your name be Alice, by any chance?
我是愛麗絲 不過不是他們口中的那個愛麗絲 Yes, but l'm not the one that everyone's talking about.
瘋帽匠不會隨便為任何愛麗絲犧牲自己的 The Hatter would not have given himself up just for any Alice.
他們把他帶哪兒去了 Where did they take him?
紅皇后的薩拉城 To the Red Queen's castle at Salazen Grum.
我們得去救他 We're going to rescue him.
預言裡沒這麼說 That is not foretold.
我管不了這麼許多了 l don't care.
要不是為我 他不就不用這樣 He wouldn't be there if it weren't for me.
聖日就快到了 The Frabious Day is almost upon us.
你得準備好面對子虛龍 You must prepare to meet the Jabberwocky.
從我掉進那個兔子洞開始 From the moment l fell down that rabbit hole,
所有的人都告訴我我是誰 我該做什麼 l've been told what l must do and who l must be.
我一會兒變小 一會兒變大 l've been shrunk, stretched,
被挖了一道 還被塞進茶壺裡 scratched and stuffed into a teapot.
一會兒說我是愛麗絲 一會兒又說我不是 l've been accused of being Alice and of not being Alice,
但這只是我的一個夢而已 but this is my dream.
從現在開始 我要自己做決定 l'll decide where it goes from here.
如果這和預言相悖 lf you diverge from the path...
我寧可另闢蹊徑 l make the path.
帶我去薩拉城 拜雅德 別忘了帽子 Take me to Salazen Grum, Bayard, and don't forget the hat.
只有一條路能過去 There's only one way across.
我真的沒有"那啥"了 是麼? Lost my muchness, have l?
拜雅德 帽子! Bayard! The hat!
陛下 Your Maiesty.
真抱歉 So sorry.
好球啊 Splendid shot!
我的球哪? 佩吉! Where's my ball? Page!
是的 陛下 Yes, Your Maiesty.
我想幫你 l want to help you.
喲 這不是假的愛麗絲麼 Well, if it isn't the wrong Alice.
誰帶你來的啊 What brings you here? Mmm?
我是來救瘋帽匠的 l've come to rescue the Hatter.
以你現在沙鼠這麼點大的個頭兒 誰也救不了 You're not rescuing anyone being the size of a gerbil.
你還有那種能讓我長大的蛋糕嗎? Well, do you have any more of that cake that made me grow before?
生長糕? 我想我還有點剩的 Upelkuchen? Actually, l might have some left.
別全吃了 Not all of it!
哦 不 不 不 別吃了 別! Oh, no! Stop! No, no, no, don't. Don't do that!
佩吉! Page!
哦 親愛的 Oh, dear.
這是什麼啊 And what is this?
這 是個"誰" 陛下 這是 嗚... lt... It's a "who," Maiesty. This is, um...
嗚? Um?
來自烏布理城 From Umbradge.
你衣服哪兒去了 What happened to your clothes?
我長太快都穿不下了 我最近長勢很迅猛 l outgrew them. l've been growing an awful lot lately.
我在烏布理城比什麼都高 他們老笑話我 l tower over everyone in Umbradge. They laugh at me.
所以我來你這兒 我想你應該理解這種感受 So l've come to you, hoping you might understand what it's like.
親愛的姑娘 My dear girl,
我這地界歡迎所有大頭的人來 anyone with a head that large is welcome in my court.
給她找些衣服! Someone find her some clothes!
哪怕用窗簾把這姑娘裹起來也成 Use the curtains if you must, but clothe this enormous girl.
來隻豬! l need a pig here!
我腳疼的時候喜歡用豬肚子來暖暖 l love a warm pig belly for my aching feet.
你也來一個吧 嗚? 不 謝謝了 Would you like one, Um? No, thank you.
坐 Sit!
坐下啊 Sit!
滾開 Go away.
我的胖小子們呢? 你真的得見見他們 Where are my fat boys? You must meet them.
胖小子! Fat boys!
哦 他們來了 是不是很可愛啊 Oh. There they are. Aren't they adorable?
他們說話的樣子太詭異了 They have the oddest way of speaking.
說話啊 小子們 給我們來點樂子 Speak, boys. Amuse us.
說話啊 Speak!
那是不是... 不 一點也不像 不是的 ls that being... No, no, it isn't. Not a bit. No.
相反地 我覺得她是 Contrariwise, l believe it's so.
不 無論如何她都不是 No, it ain't so, nohow!
我喜歡我的胖小子們 退下吧 l love my fat boys. Now, get out.
他掐我了 是他掐了我 He did pinch me. He did pinch me.
這個可愛的傢伙是誰啊 And who is this lovely creature?
呃 我的新寵 Um, my new favorite.
她有名字嗎 嗚 Well, does she have a name? Um.
我想皇后陛下忘記你的名字了 l believe your name has slipped the Queen's mind.
她的名字就是嗚 白癡 Her name is Um, idiot!
從烏布理城來的 From Umbradge.
有什麼新線索嗎 Any luck with the prisoner?
他很固執啊 He's stubborn.
你心太軟了 把他給我帶上來 You're too soft. Bring him!
我們知道愛麗絲回到地下城了 We know Alice has returned to Underland.
你知道她在哪兒嗎 Do you know where she is?
我一直在研究M打頭的東西 l've been considering things that begin with the letter "M."
木呆 謀反 謀殺 滿腔遺恨 Moron, mutiny, murder, malice.
我們在找一個A字開頭的 愛麗絲在哪兒? We're looking for an "A" word now. Where is Alice?
誰啊? 那個小男孩? 我真不知道 Who, that wee little boy? l wouldn't know.
我砍了你的頭怎麼樣啊? 還不打算說嗎? What if l take off your head? Will you know then?
夠了! Stop that.
您的頭真是大得鬼斧神工 What a regrettably large head you have.
我很想為您做帽子 l should very much like to hat it.
做帽子? 沒錯 Hat it? Yes.
我以前給白皇后做帽子 l used to hat the White Queen, you know.
那可沒什麼工作量可言 可憐的姑娘 Wasn't very much to work with, poor dear.
她的頭很小 Her head is so small.
小得一丁丁點 只有丘疹那麼大 lt's tiny. It's a pimple of a head.
可我 But this...
我該怎麼裝飾這紀念碑 這天體 What l could do with this monument, this orb...
哦不 這英雄般光輝的 有如地球的頭顱 Nay, this magnificently heroic globe.
什麼也幹不成啊 What could you do?
去掉他的枷鎖 斯塔亞尼 Unbind him, Stayne.
綁著手他怎麼幹活啊? How can he work if his hands are bound?
好啦 是做個軟帽還是草帽呢 Well, then, shall it be a bonnet or a boater?
還是能上廳堂的 Or something for the boudoir?
貝雷帽 尖帽 死亡帽 頭巾 Cloche, dunce hat, death cap, coif,
束髮帽 平底拖 遮陽帽 原定毛 snood, barboosh, pugree, yarmulke,
扇殼帽 餡餅帽 大頭巾帽 cockle hat, porkpie, tam o'shanter,
小禮帽 雙角帽 三角帽 髮帶 billycock, bicorne, tricorne, bandeau,
鴨舌帽 扇尾帽 睡帽 加裡波第帽 氈帽 bongrace, fantail, night cap, Garibaldi, fez...
瘋帽匠 Hatter
氈帽 Fez
都退下 Leave us.
樹看起來都傷心了 The trees seem sad.
你們跟他們說過話了嗎 說過了 殿下 Have you been speaking with them? Yes, Your Majesty.
可能要再溫柔些 Perhaps a bit more kindly.
你們能先回去嗎 謝謝 Would you all excuse me for a moment? Thank you.
有消息了嗎 拜雅德? What news, Bayard?
愛麗絲回地下王國去了 Alice has returned to Underland.
她現在何處? 在薩拉城裡 Where is she now? ln Salazen Grum.
恕我無能 是我讓她偏離原定路線的 Forgive me. l allowed her to divert from her destined path.
不不不不 No, no, no, no.
那兒正是她找斬龍劍的所在 But that is exactly where she will find the Vorpal sword.
我們有勇士了 好好歇歇吧 你幹的很好 We have our champion. Rest now. You've done well.
你在附近看見過一頂帽子嗎 Have you seen a hat around here?
斯塔亞尼 你一定得找到愛麗絲 You must find Alice, Stayne.
要是沒有子虛龍的話 Without the Jabberwocky,
我妹妹的小嘍囉肯定會群起反抗 my sister's followers will surely rise against me.
我醜陋的小妹妹 他們怎麼就喜歡她不喜歡我呢 Ugly little sister. Why do they adore her and not me?
我也百思不解 您各方面都比她強多了 l cannot fathom it. You are far superior in all ways.
我知道 l know.
可是米蘭娜能讓所有人都愛她 But Mirana can make anyone fall in love with her.
不管男的女的 Men, women,
甚至還有傢俱 even the furniture.
連國王都是 Even the King?
我必須這麼做 要不他會丟下我不管的 l had to do it. He would have left me.
陛下 與受人愛戴相比 受人畏懼不更好嗎 Majesty, is it not better to be feared than loved?
現在不好說了 Not certain anymore.
讓她和那群烏合之眾鬧去吧 我才不要他們咧 Oh, let her have the rabble. l don't need them.
我有你呢 l have you.
真漂亮 They're wonderful.
你一定要讓我試一頂 You must let me try one on.
重操舊業的感覺真好 lt is good to be working at my trade again.
只可惜你是為那個老妖婆做的 lt's just a pity you have to make them for her.
我這個瘋帽匠是怎麼了? What is the hatter with me?
瘋帽匠? Hatter?
瘋帽匠 Hatter.
知道為什麼烏鴉像寫字檯嗎? Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?
我害怕 愛麗絲 l'm frightened, Alice.
我不喜歡呆在這兒 人擠人的 l don't like it in here. It's terribly crowded.
我是瘋了嗎? Have l gone mad?
恐怕是的 你是徹底瘋了 l'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers.
但我告訴你個秘密 所有傑出人士都這樣 But l'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
給 Here.
好多了 你又是自己了 That's better. You look yourself again.
做帽子的 我的帽子呢? Hat man! Where are my hats?
我這個女王可沒耐性 l'm not a patient monarch!
我聽說她把斬龍劍藏在城堡裡了 l'm told she keeps the Vorpal sword hidden in the castle.
兔子會幫你的 The rabbit will help you.
找出它 愛麗絲 拿去給白皇后 Find it, Alice. Take it to the White Queen.
咱一塊去給白皇后 We'll go to the White Queen together.
你怎麼不是太矮就是太高呢? Why is it you're always too small or too tall?
囉嗦兄弟 愛麗絲啊 Tweedles. Alice.
你好啊 兔子去哪兒了 How do you do, again? Where's the rabbit?
你咋又變這麼大了? How is it you're being so great big?
她不太大 她平常就這樣 She ain't great big, this is how she normal is.
我確定碰到她的時候還沒這麼大呢 l'm certain she's smaller when we met.
不對 她喝了魔力藥劑才能穿過門來的 記得嗎 No, she drank the pishsalver to get through the door, recall it?
哦 對 Oh, yeah.
兔子在哪兒啊? 那邊 Where's the rabbit? Over theres.
你在這兒幹什麼? 我要救瘋帽匠 What are you doing here? l'm rescuing the Hatter.
我才是救瘋帽匠的人 l'm rescuing the Hatter.
他告訴我斬龍劍藏在城堡裡 He told me that the Vorpal sword is hidden in the castle.
幫我找找 Help me find it.
我可不聽又胖又笨人的... l don't take orders from big, clumsy, galumphing...
一邊去 Shoo!
怎麼了 兔子先生 我知道劍在哪兒 What is it, McTwisp? l know where the sword is.
劍就在那裡面 The sword's hidden inside.
小心點 愛麗絲 Be careful, Alice.
我記得這味道 l know that smell.
我可不進去 l'm not going in there.
看看它把我胳膊抓成什麼樣了 Look what that thing did to my arm.
哦 天哪 怎麼沒聽你說起過? Dear, oh, dear. Why haven't you mentioned this?
以前還沒這麼糟糕 lt wasn't this bad before.
瘋帽匠 你在哪兒呢? Hatter? Where are you?
瘋帽匠? Hatter?
睡鼠 Mallymkun.
你還帶著湮滅獸的眼睛嗎 Do you still have the Bandersnatch eye?
這兒呢 Right here.
給我 有本事就過來拿吧 l need it. Come and get it.
嘿 還給我 Hey! Give it back!
我喜歡你 嗚 l like you, Um.
我就喜歡大塊頭 l like largeness.
離我遠點 Get away from me.
我拿來你的眼睛了 l have your eye.
不 No.
你帶這頂帽子真好看 You look stunning in that hat.
對啊 下一頂 Yes. Next.
陛下從沒這麼美麗動人過 Your Maiesty has never looked better.
嗯 換 Hmm. Another.
我原本不想提醒你的 l don't wish to alarm you,
但聞上去你好像是掉了什麼東西吧 but it smells as though you might have dropped something.
別管他 他瘋了 過來 Never mind him, he's mad. Come along.
斯塔亞尼 Stayne!
我想咱現在扯平了吧 l suppose this makes us even now.
是嗚逼我的 Um forced herself on me.
我說了我的心永遠是你的 但是她還是糾纏我 l told her my heart belongs to you, but she's obsessed with me.
砍了她的頭 Off with her head!
讓開點 睡鼠 Stand back, Mallymkun.
這個夠"那啥"了吧 How's this for muchness?
別別 這劍不是幹什麼都能用的 No, no! It mustn't be used for anything...
以非法勾引之罪抓住她 Arrest that girl for unlawful seduction!
瘋帽匠 Hatter!
把劍拿去給白皇后 不跟你一塊我就不走 Take it to the White Queen. l'm not leaving without you.
快走 Go!
快跑 愛麗絲 Run, Alice!
愛麗絲? Alice?
快跑 Run!
攔住她 Seize her.
愛麗絲 Alice.
肯定是你 我咋就沒認出來呢? Of course. Why didn't l see it?
是有段時間沒見了 那時候你還是個小毛孩兒呢 Well, it has been a long time, and you were such a little tyke then.
把劍給我 別過來 Give me the sword. Stay back.
皇后肯定會很高興的 The Queen will be so pleased.
她砍你的頭肯定很好玩 She will take great pleasure in taking off your head.
哦 愛麗絲 拜雅德 去冰宮 Oh, Alice! Bayard! To Marmoreal.
陛下 讓愛麗絲給逃走了 Maiesty, Alice has escaped
騎著湮滅獸 on the Bandersnatch,
還拿著斬龍劍 with the Vorpal sword.
你就干看著啊 How could you let this happen?
我有可能低估她了 但是我們抓到了她的同夥 l may have underestimated her, but we have her conspirators,
瘋帽匠和睡鼠 the Hatter and a dormouse.
砍了他們的頭 Off with their heads!
歡迎來到冰宮 Welcome to Marmoreal.
我想這是您的吧 l believe this belongs to you.
嗯 Mmm.
斬龍劍又回家了 The Vorpal sword is home again.
鎧甲這就完整了 The armor is complete.
萬事俱備 只欠勇士了 Now all we need is a champion.
你比我想的高了點兒 You're a little taller than l thought you'd be.
都怪我吃了太多生長糕了 Blame it on too much upelkuchen.
跟我來 Come with me.
三月兔也在這兒嗎? ls the March Hare here?
湯都涼了你個小兔崽子 You're late for your soup, you wee besom.
你喝湯來晚了 再加點鹽更好 You're late for your soup. Could use some salt.
你給我過來! Come here, you!
把那個給我! 我剁我剁我剁剁剁 Give me that here. Choppy, chop, chop, chop.
少許蟲子油 A pinch of worm fat,
馬蠅尿 urine of the horsefly,
黃油指 buttered fingers.
我姐姐喜歡研究"怎麼統治各種生物" My sister preferred to study Dominion Over Living Things.
跟我說說 你對她印象如何啊? Tell me, how does she seem to you?
超級可拍 Perfectly horrid.
她的頭呢? 奇大無比 And her head? Bulbous.
我想是她可能腦袋裡有什麼東西 l think she may have some kind of growth in there,
壓迫大腦才這樣的 something pressing on her brain.
三枚死人口袋裡的硬幣 Three coins from a dead man's pocket,
兩茶勺胡思亂想 two teaspoons of wishful thinking.
你根本想不到那裡面什麼樣 You can't imagine the things that go on in that place.
哦 不 我能 Oh, yes, l can.
但如果一位勇士站出來斬殺了子虛龍 But when a champion steps forth to slay the Jabberwocky,
人民會群起而攻之的 the people will rise against her.
這樣就行了 That should do it.
吹吹氣 Blow.
感覺好點兒了嗎 好多了 謝謝 Feel better? Much, thank you.
有人想跟你說說話 There's someone here who would like to speak with you.
阿布索倫? 你是誰 Absolem? Who are you?
我們不是見過嗎 我是愛麗絲 但不是你想的那個 l thought we'd settled this. l'm Alice, but not that one.
你怎麼知道? 你自己說的啊 How do you know? You said so yourself.
你不太像愛麗絲 l said you were not hardly Alice,
但是現在像多了 but you're much more her now.
實話實說 你馬上就是愛麗絲了 ln fact, you're almost Alice.
即便是這樣 Even so,
就算是命中注定我也殺不了子虛龍啊 l couldn't slay the Jabberwocky if my life depended on it.
會的 lt will.
我建議你聖日 So l suggest you keep the Vorpal sword on hand
隨身帶著斬龍劍 when the Frabious Day arrives.
你看起來這麼逼真 You seem so real.
我都要忘了是在做夢了 Sometimes l forget that this is all a dream.
你能不能別對我吐煙了? Will you stop doing that?
我一直想要那頂帽子呢 l've always admired that hat.
你好 竊笑 Hello, Chess.
既然你也用不著了 Since you won't be needing it anymore,
不如考慮下留給我吧? would you consider bequeathing it to me?
你真敢說 How dare you?
這可是正式的處決 我還想打扮的體面點呢 lt is a formal execution. l would like to look my best, you know.
太可惜了 lt is a pity about all this.
我還等著看你跳太空舞呢 l was looking forward to seeing you Futterwacken.
我跳的很好 對吧 l was rather good at it, was l not?
我真喜歡這個帽子 l really do love that hat.
以後每個正式場合我都會帶著的 l would wear it to all the finest occasions.
一大早行刑很爽吧 對吧? l love a morning execution, don't you?
是啊 陛下 是啊 陛下 Yes, Your Majesty. Yes, Your Majesty.
我想戴著帽子 隨你便 l'd like to keep it on. Suit yourself.
只要我能砍到你脖子就行 As long as l can get at your neck.
我就在你後面呢 l'm right behind you.
砍了他的頭 Off with his head!
我看不下去了 l can't watch.
大家早上好啊 Good morning, everyone.
竊笑 你這個壞傢伙 Chess, you dog.
夫人 Madam,
你被你周圍這些馬屁精 you are being heinously bamboozled
卑鄙的愚弄了 by these lickspittle toadies you surround yourselves with.
怎麼回事兒? What is that?
不是我一個人啊 陛下 你看 l'm not the only one, Maiesty. Look!
弄個假鼻子 你真不知羞 A counterfeit nose. You should be ashamed.
我? 那你那個驕傲的大肚子呢? Me? What about that big belly you're so proud of?
騙子 混蛋 小人 Liars! Cheats! Falsifiers!
砍了他們的頭 Off with their heads!
-受紅皇后虐待和奴役的人們啊 The abused and enslaved in the Red Queen's court,
起來反抗吧 all of you stand up and fight!
反抗血腥的紅皇后吧 Rise up against the bloody Red Queen.
紅大頭下台 紅大頭下台 Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid! Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid!
放出食人鳥 Release the Jubiub Bird!
你說得對 斯塔亞尼 You're right, Stayne,
讓人畏懼比受人愛戴好多了 it is far better to be feared than loved.
來 孩子們 快 跟我來 Come, boys. Quickly! Come on!
瘋帽匠 Hatter!
來啊 睡睡 快點 來吧 來吧 Come on, Mally, quickly. Come on. Come on.
準備讓子虛龍出戰 Prepare the Jabberwocky for battle.
我們要去問候下我那小妹妹了 We're going to visit my little sister.
我真希望現在已經找到勇士了 l had hoped to have a champion by now.
那你為什麼不自己斬殺子虛龍呢? Why don't you slay the Jabberwocky yourself?
你肯定有這個力量 You must have the power.
那就違反了我永不殺生的誓言 lt is against my vows to harm any living creature.
有人來了 We have company.
看看吧 拜雅德 Have a look, Bayard.
貝爾 Bielle.
真高興見到你 我還以為他們要... l'm so happy to see you. l thought they were going to...
我也是 但他們沒殺 我這不回來了 完好無缺 So did l. But they didn't, and now here l am, still in one piece.
我也很高興能見到你 And l'm rather glad about that now that l'm seeing you again.
要是再也見不到你了我就遺憾死了 l would have regretted not seeing you again,
看看你現在多好啊 大小也合適 especially now that you're you, and the proper size.
多好的大小 多棒的大小 And it's a good size. It's a great size.
愛麗絲就該這麼大 It's a right proper Alice size!
瘋帽匠 大 子 我沒事兒 Hatter. Size. Fez. l'm fine.
你的帽子呢? Where's your hat?
竊笑貓 胳膊怎麼樣了親愛的? Cheshire. How's the arm, love?
都好了 All healed.
那就拜拜了 好帽子 Goodbye, sweet hat.
知道為什麼烏鴉像寫字檯嗎? Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?
讓我想想 Let me think about it.
知道明天什麼日子吧? You know what tomorrow is, don't you?
聖日 我怎麼能忘呢? Frabious Day. How could l forget?
希望我到時候能醒過來 Wish l'd wake up.
還覺得這是夢 對吧? 當然 Still believe this is a dream, do you? Of course.
這都是我自己想出來的 This has all come from my own mind.
也就是說我也不是真的 Which would mean that l'm not real.
恐怕是的 你就是我的幻象 Afraid so. You're just a figment of my imagination.
我夢到過半瘋的人 l would dream up someone who's halfmad.
對啊 對啊 能夢到我說明你也是個小半瘋兒 Yes, yes. But you would have to be halfmad to dream me up.
肯定是的 l must be, then.
我醒了以後一定會想你的 l'll miss you when l wake up.
哪個勇士來為白皇后出戰? Who will step forth to be champion for the White Queen?
當然是我了 That would be l.
你灰飛技術太差了 還是我來吧 You have very poor evaporating skills. l should be the one.
讓我來 l'll do it.
不 我 不 我 No, me. No, me.
不可能是其他人 No other slayer, nohow.
愛麗絲不出手 他就死不了 lf it ain't Alice, it ain't dead.
愛麗絲 你不能為別人而活 Alice, you cannot live your life to please others.
一定要自己做選擇 The choice must be yours,
因為一旦你出戰怪獸 because when you step out to face that creature,
你就是單槍匹馬了 you will step out alone.
哭是無濟於事的 Nothing was ever accomplished with tears.
阿布索倫? Absolem?
你怎麼倒掛金鐘了? Why are you upside down?
我大限已到 l've come to the end of this life.
你要死了嗎? 是羽化 You're going to die? Transform.
別走 你得幫我 要不我不知道該怎麼做了 Don't go. l need your help. l don't know what to do.
你連自己是誰都不清楚 我也幫不上忙 傻孩子 l can't help you if you don't even know who you are, stupid girl.
我不傻 l'm not stupid.
我叫愛麗絲 家住倫敦 My name is Alice. l live in London.
我媽媽叫海倫 妹妹叫瑪格麗特 l have a mother named Helen and a sister named Margaret.
我爸爸是查理·金斯利 My father was Charles Kingsleigh.
他眼界闖蕩了半個地球 He had a vision that stretched halfway around the world,
沒有什麼能阻擋他的腳步 and nothing ever stopped him.
我是他的女兒 我叫愛麗絲·金斯利 l'm his daughter. l'm Alice Kingsleigh.
愛麗絲 終究回歸了 Alice, at last.
你剛來的時候傻乎乎的 You were just as dimwitted the first time you were here.
我記得你還叫這個地方"夢遊僊境" You called it "Wonderland",as l recall.
夢遊僊境 Wonderland.
你叫什麼名字 愛麗絲 What do you call yourself? Alice.
真愛麗絲? The Alice?
那我就帶你去找三月兔和瘋帽匠 Then l'll take you to the Hare and the Hatter.
她就是正宗的 我敢打包票 She's the right one. l'm certain of it.
啊 兔子 別再桌上 拜託 Ah, Thackery, not at the table, please.
來點兒茶 Have some tea.
你不是阿布索倫 我才是阿布索倫 傻姑娘 You're not Absolem, l'm Absolem, stupid girl.
這是什麼 我是囉嗦弟 他是囉嗦哥 What is this? l'm Tweedledee, he's Tweedledum.
反之 我是囉嗦哥 他是囉嗦弟 Contrariwise, l'm Tweedledum, he's Tweedledee.
你還以為她再次回來能長記性了呢 You'd think she would remember all this from the first time.
越來越有趣了 Curiouser and curiouser.
這不是夢 是我的記憶 It wasn't a dream at all it was a memory.
這地方是真的 你是真的 瘋帽匠也是 This place is real, and so are you and so is the Hatter.
子虛龍也是啊 And the Jabberwocky.
記住 斬龍劍知道自己的使命 Remember, the Vorpal sword knows what it wants.
你需要做的就是和它並肩作戰 All you have to do is hold on to it.
再見了 愛麗絲 我們來世再見 Farewell, Alice. Perhaps l will see you in another life.
你好 伊拉貝絲 好啊 米蘭娜 Hello, Iracebeth. Hello, Mirana.
今天 在聖日 紅白皇后 On this, the Frabjous Day, the Queens Red and White
將派出勇士代表他們決一死戰 shall send forth their champions to do battle on their behalf.
哦 姐姐 咱們不用打仗的 Oh, Racie. We don't have to fight.
我知道你打什麼算盤呢 l know what you're doing.
你以為你眨一眨漂亮的小眼睛 You think you can blink those pretty little eyes
我就心軟了 就像爸媽以前一樣 and l'll melt, just like Mummy and Daddy did.
求你了 Please.
不 皇位是我的 我是老大 No! It is my crown! l am the eldest!
子虛龍 Jabberwocky!
這是不可能完成的任務 This is impossible.
相信願望才能成真 Only if you believe it is.
有時候我在早餐前相信六件不可能的事 Sometimes l believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
這個習慣不錯 That is an excellent practice.
可是現在 However, just at the moment,
你得專心對付子虛龍了 you really might want to focus on the Jabberwocky.
你的勇士呢 妹妹? Where's your champion, Sister?
這兒呢 Here.
你好啊 嗯 Hello, Um.
愛麗絲 數數那六個不可能的事 Six impossible things. Count them, Alice.
一 有藥劑能讓人縮小 One, there's a potion that can make you shrink.
二 有蛋糕可以讓人長高 Two, and a cake that can make you grow.
啊 老對手 我們又在戰場上相見了 So, my old foe, we meet on the battlefield once again.
我們沒見過 We've never met.
不是你 小劍客 Not you, insignificant bearer.
我的宿敵 斬龍劍 My ancient enemy, the Vorpal one.
說夠了吧 That's enough chatter.
三 動物會說話 Three, animals can talk.
四 愛麗絲 Four, Alice,
貓能消失 cats can disappear.
五 Five,
有個叫夢遊僊境的地方 there's a place called Wonderland.
六 Six,
我能殺掉子虛龍 l can slay the Jabberwocky.
瘋帽匠在搗亂 砍了他的頭 The Hatter's interfering! Off with his head!
砍了你的頭 Off with your head!
殺了她 Kill her!
我們不再追隨你了 血腥大頭 We follow you no more, Bloody Big Head.
你好大的膽子 砍了他的頭 How dare you? Off with his head!
罪孽深重的伊拉貝絲啊 你罪當處死 lracebeth of Crims, your crimes against Underland are worthy of death.
但是 那違背我的誓言 However, that is against my vows,
這樣吧 發配你到蠻荒之地去 therefore, you are banished to the Outlands.
沒有人施予你善意 連說話的人都沒有 No one is to show you any kindness, or ever speak a word to you.
這世上你不會有朋友了 You will not have a friend in the world.
殿下 我希望你不會懲罰我 Maiesty, l hope you bear me no ill will.
只有這個人 伊洛斯維克 斯塔亞尼 Only this one, Ilosovic Stayne,
你跟伊拉貝絲一起流放 you are to join Iracebeth in banishment
一直到地下世界的末日 from this day until the end of Underland.
至少我們還有彼此 At least we have each other.
殿下 求你殺了我吧 求你了 Maiesty, please! Kill me! Please!
我可不欠你這個人情 But l do not owe you a kindness.
砍了我的頭吧 他想殺我 Take off my head! He tried to kill me.
殿下 求你開恩啊 他想要殺了我 Majesty! Please! Please! He tried to kill me.
我的頭任你處置 他想要殺了我 l offer you my head! He tried to kill me!
哦 聖日 哦 耶 Oh, the Frabious Day! Callou! Callay!
他在幹什麼? 跳太空舞 What is he doing? Futterwacken.
子虛龍的血 我們永遠感謝你 Blood of the Jabberwocky. You have our everlasting gratitude.
感謝你為我們做出的貢獻 And for your efforts on our behalf...
這能讓我回家嗎? 你想要就行 Will this take me home? lf that is what you choose.
你也可以留下來 You could stay.
多好的主意啊 瘋狂又絕妙的主意啊 What an idea. A crazy, mad, wonderful idea.
可是不行啊 But l can't.
還有我必須回答的問題和必須完成的事情呢 There are questions l have to answer, things l have to do.
說不定什麼時候我就悄悄回來了 Be back again before you know it.
那時候你肯定記不得我了 You won't remember me.
我當然能記得 我怎麼能忘呢? Of course l will. How could l forget?
瘋帽匠 為什麼烏鴉像寫字檯呢? Hatter, why is a raven like a writing desk?
我也一頭霧水 l haven't the slightest idea.
再見了 愛麗絲 Fairfarren, Alice.
她沒回答就把我晾在這兒了 She left me standing there without an answer.
肯定是緊張了 不用想 A case of nerves, no doubt.
愛麗絲 謝天謝地 Alice. Good Lord.
你還好吧 發生什麼事了 Are you all right? What happened to you?
我掉進洞裡撞到了頭 l fell down a hole and hit my head.
不好意思 哈米什 我不能嫁給你 咱倆不合適 l'm sorry, Hamish. l can't marry you. You're not the right man for me.
而且你還消化不良 And there's that trouble with your digestion.
我很愛你 瑪格麗特 但這是我的人生 l love you, Margaret, but this is my life.
我要做決定 l'll decide what to do with it.
娶了我姐姐你是修來的福分 洛爾 You're lucky to have my sister for your wife, Lowell,
對她好點 我會緊緊盯著你的 and you be good to her. l'll be watching very closely.
根本沒什麼王子 伊莫金阿姨 There is no prince, Aunt Imogene.
你得去看醫生了 You need to talk to someone about these delusions.
我還真就喜歡兔子 尤其是白兔 l happen to love rabbits, especially white ones.
別擔心 媽媽 Don't worry, Mother,
我會找到生活的真諦的 l'll find something useful to do with my life.
你們倆讓我想起我夢裡的兩個小男孩 You two remind me of some funny boys l met in a dream.
你漏掉我了 不會的 先生 You've left me out. No, l haven't, sir.
咱倆還有生意要談呢 You and l have business to discuss.
我們去書房談吧 Shall we speak in the study?
哦 還有件事兒 Oh. And one more thing.
我爸爸告訴過我他打算 My father told me he planned to
把生意做到蘇門答臘島和婆羅洲去 expand his trade route to Sumatra and Borneo,
但我覺得他想得還不夠遠 but l don't think he was looking far enough.
為什麼不能做到中國去呢 Why not go all the way to China?
那兒地大物博 文化淵遠 lt's vast, the culture is rich,
而且我們在香港還有據點呢 and we have a foothold in Hong Kong.
第一個跟中國做生意 你能想像嗎 To be the first to trade with China, can you imagine it?
要是別人跟我說這個 You know, if anybody else had said that to me,
我會說"你腦袋被門擠了吧" l'd say,"You've lost your senses."
但我以前我見過這個表情 But l've seen that look before.
好吧 既然你做不成我兒媳婦了 Well, as you're not going to be my daughterinlaw,
那就到我公司來做學徒吧 perhaps you'd consider becoming an apprentice with the company.
你好 阿布索倫 Hello, Absolem.
*跌跌撞撞 迷失方向* *Tripping out, spinning around*
*在地底穿行 我下墜不停* *l'm underground l fell down*
*下墜不停* *Yeah, l fell down*
*嚇到了 不知身在何方* *l'm freaking out Where am l now?*
*失控了 一切顛倒反常* *Upside down and l can't stop it now*
*全都失控反常* *Can't stop me now*
*我會努力經歷* l, l'll get by
*我能掙扎活命* *l, l'll survive*
*世界崩塌瞬間 墜地醒來之前* *When the world's crashing down. When l fall and hit the ground*
*待我轉身華麗 別想阻止我* *l will turn myself around Don't you try to stop me*
*我不會哭泣* *l, l won't cry*
*醒來時，我竟人在僊境* *l found myself in Wonderland*
*站起身，腳踏土地* *Get back on my feet, the ground*
*這究竟是真實* *ls this real?*
*還只是幻影* *ls it pretend?*
*夢醒之前，我會看個分明* *l'll take a stand until the end*
*我會努力經歷* *l, l'll get by*
*我能掙扎活命* *l, l'll survive*
*世界崩塌瞬間 墜地醒來之前* *When the world's crashing down When l fall and hit the ground*
*待我轉身華麗 別想阻止我* *l will turn myself around Don't you try to stop me*
*我不會哭泣* *l, l won't cry*
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*哦 愛麗絲寶貝 你去了哪裡* *Oh, Alice, dear, where have you been?
*如此近又如此遠 還是兩者之間* *So near, so far, so in between*
*你聽到了什麼 看到了什麼* *What have you heard? What have you seen?*
*愛麗絲 愛麗絲 快點兒 愛麗絲* *Alice, Alice, please, Alice*
*告訴我們 你是大是小* *Oh, tell us, are you big or small?*
*試試這個 全都試試* *To try this one or try them all*
*下墜之路如此長* *lt's such a long, long way to fall*
*愛麗絲 愛麗絲 哦 愛麗絲* *Alice, Alice, oh, Alice*
*你怎麼知道是這條路而不是那條* *How can you know this way, not that?*
*選擇門 選擇路* *You choose the door You choose the path*
*以一定要再回來* *Perhaps you should be coming back*
*一天又一暝* Another day, another day
*一切辨不明* *And nothing is quite what it seems*
*你在美夢中嗎* You're dreaming Are you dreaming?
*哦 愛麗絲* *Oh, Alice*
*哦 你怎麼找到回家的路* *Oh, how will you find your way?*
*今日無暇流淚 今日無暇流淚* *No time for tears today Wo time for tears today*
*門很多 你如何選* *So many doors, how did you choose?*
*得到很多 失去很多* *So much to gain, so much to lose*
*艱難險阻也很多* *So many things got in your way*
*今天沒時間 今天沒時間* *Wo time today, no time today*
*小心別丟了腦袋* *Be careful not to lose your head*
*記住睡鼠的交代* *Remember what the dormouse said*
*愛麗絲* *Alice!*
*有人伸手推你了嗎* *Did someone pull you by the hand?*
*離僊境還有多遠* *How many miles to Wonderland?*
*告訴我們說明白* *Please tell us so we'll understand*
*愛麗絲 愛麗絲 愛麗絲* *Alice, Alice, oh, Alice*
*你怎麼找路呢* Oh, how will you find your way?
*你怎麼找路呢* *Oh, how will you find your way?*