小鬼當家2: 玩轉紐約
我的高爾夫球呢? Where are my golf balls?
誰見到我的太陽油? Anyone seen my sun block?
去佛羅裡達還搽什麼太陽油 What's the point of going to Florida if you use sun block?
我已準備曬得一身古銅色 I don't care, I'm getting toasted.
好極了! 你一定可以曬成黑碳 Great. Now you can be a skag with a darker shade of skin.
他不能曬太陽所以妒忌 他已經滿臉都是雀斑 He's jealous because he can't tan. His freckles just connect.
不要喝那麼多汽水 尿片都已收好 Hey, hey, easy on the fluids! The rubber sheets are packed.
域琪 她說要"叮" She wants "Ding. "
"叮"的後面是... 兩百分 Behind "Ding" is 200 points!
二百分! 好極了 200 points! All right!
親愛的 你準備好了嗎? Honey, are you packed yet?
好了 Yes.
要我幫你放到外面嗎? Everything I put out for you?
好的 Yes.
你知道這次旅行祖母送你什麼 Oh, did you see what Grandma sent you?
我猜猜看 唐老鴨拖鞋? Let me guess. Donald Duck slippers?
差不多 Close.
可以在水裡玩的充氣小丑 Inflatable clown to play with in the pool.
真令人興奮 How exciting.
為什麼去佛羅裡達? 佛羅裡達沒有聖誕樹 Why Florida? There's no Christmas trees in Florida.
聖誕樹那麼重要嗎? What is it with Christmas trees?
聖誕節怎可以沒有聖誕樹 How can you have Christmas without a Christmas tree?
我們可以用假樹或椰樹裝飾 We'll find a nice fake silver one. Or decorate a palm tree.
"叮噹咚"節目的來賓 入住紐約最有名的 Guests of Ding, Dang, Dong stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel:
廣場酒店 New York's most exciting hotel experience.
訂房致電 1800759... For reservations, call toll-free, 1- 800-759...
-攝錄機的電池在哪裡? -在充電器裡 - Where's the camcorder battery? - I put it in the charger.
這樣如何? How's this?
好看多了 Oh, much better.
凱文 你最好快戴上領帶 我們不想去聖誕晚會遲到 Kevin, put your tie on. We'll be late for the Christmas pageant.
我的領帶在浴室 我不能進去 因為法蘭叔叔在洗澡 It's in the bathroom. I can't go in. Uncle Frank's taking a shower.
他說若我進去看見他的裸體 He says if I walk in there and see him naked,
我長大後會覺得自己不像真正男人 I'd never feel like a real man.
不知道他是什麼意思 Whatever that means.
他肯定是在開玩笑 你只要跑進去拿你的領帶 I'm sure he was kidding. Just run in and get your tie...
不要看他趕快出來就可以 ...get out, and don't look at anything.
好 Well
他們說的那隻貓不知道是誰 This cat they're talking about I wonder who, could it be
我是最肥的一隻貓 你從沒見過這樣肥的貓 'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat The heaviest cat you ever did see
當他們看到我在街上走 When they see me Walkin ' down the street
所有傻佬都鴉雀無聲 None of the fellas want to speak Hey, hey, hey
他們的臉上充滿笑容 On their faces they wear a silly smirk 'Cause they know
因為他們知道我最型 I'm the king Of the cool jerks
你這偷窺狂快滾出去 Get out of here, you pervert, or I'll slap you silly!
"聖祖羅學校"
"聖誕晚會 今晚七點"
聖誕樹 我的聖誕樹 Christmas tree My Christmas tree
閃耀如星光 Lit up like a star
當我看見聖誕樹 When I see My Christmas tree
我的親人就在近處 Can loved ones be far
聖誕樹讓我肯定 Christmas tree I'm certain
無論我在何處流浪... Wherever I roam
凱文要獨唱了 告訴莉斯 Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Leslie.
凱文要獨唱了 告訴法蘭 Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Frank.
好 法蘭 Okay. Frank.
...法蘭? Frank!
聖誕節即是歡樂 Christmastime means laughter
在雪中乘雪橇滑行 Toboggans in the snow
紅潤著臉龐 Caroling together
齊聲高歌聖誕頌... With faces aglow
凱文! Kevin!
各陪審團成員 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...
我要為我的行為所引起的不快 ...I'd like to apologize for whatever displeasure...
-向我的家人道歉 -什麼? - ...I might have caused you. - What?
我的行為是不成熟且不適當的 My prank was immature and ill-timed.
不管是否不成熟 這惡作劇很有趣 Immature or not, it was pretty darn hilarious.
同時我也要向弟弟道歉 I also apologize to my brother.
凱文... Kevin.
對不起 I'm sorry.
巴斯... Oh, Buzz...
真是太好了 that was very nice.
凱文 你有話要說嗎? Kevin, do you have something to say?
你可以扮得更真誠嗎? 死仔 Beat that, you trout-sniffer.
我不會道歉! 我那樣做全是因為巴斯讓我難堪... I'm not sorry. I did it because Buzz humiliated me.
他可逃避一切責任 我無話可說 He gets away with everything, so I got him.
既然你們笨到相信他的謊話 Since you stupidly believe his lies...
我也不理會是否破壞佛州之旅 ...I don't care if your Florida trip is wrecked.
誰要到熱帶過聖誕節 Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate?
凱文! Kevin!
若你這樣的話 你便上三樓睡覺 You walk out, you sleep on the 3rd floor.
好 跟我睡 Yeah, with me.
你們還有新招嗎? So, what else is new?
你最好別破壞我的旅行 你爸付出了很多錢的 Don't wreck my trip. Your dad's paying good money for it.
我才不會破壞你的旅程 貪便宜到死 Wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate.
麻煩的年青人 What a troubled young man.
他們全都是衰人 They're all a bunch of jerks.
嘿 Hi.
你記得上次旅行的時候 一開始也是這樣 Last time we tried to take a trip, we had a problem just like this.
是 都是針對我的 Yeah, with me getting crapped on.
不管你怎麼說 上次沒針對你 I don't care for your choice of words. That's not what happened.
何況巴斯已經向你道歉 Buzz apologized to you.
對 他還叫我死仔 Yeah, then he called me a trout-sniffer.
他不是真心道歉 他只想欺騙你們 He didn't mean it. He was just sucking up to you.
好吧 你在這裡好好想清楚 Okay, why don't you just sit up here and think things over?
你準備好道歉時 你就可以下來 When you're ready to apologize to everyone, you can come down.
我不會向巴斯道歉 我寧願去死! I'm not apologizing to Buzz. I'd rather kiss a toilet seat!
那你就在這裡過夜! Then stay up here all night.
反正我也不想下去! 全家沒有一個人可信任 I don't want to go down anyway! I can't trust anybody in this family.
假如我自己有錢 我會一個人去度假 You know what? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation.
獨自一人 不要有你們任何人 那我就自由自在開心快活 Alone, without any of you. And I'd have the most fun of my whole life.
去年你的願望實現了 也許今年又會應驗 You got your wish last year. Maybe you will this year.
希望如此 I hope so.
芝加哥太陽時報 水喉大盜趁監獄騷動脫逃
"機場快車"
-我們又睡過頭! -我們再次做到了 - We did it again! - We did it again!
我們家坐第一輛 其餘的坐第二輛 Our McCallisters here, other McCallisters there.
我不該對免費旅行不滿 但你們實在太晚叫人起床 I shouldn't complain, but you give the worst wake-up calls.
-機票在你那裡嗎? -在我這兒 這是你的 - Do you have the tickets? - I've got them. Here's your family's.
-你有幾張? -七張 - How many do you have? - Seven.
-七張! -十四張! - We have seven. - 14!
七 八 九 十 Seven...eight...nine, ten.
怎麼全都是分開坐 How come we're not sitting together?
在這旺季可以搭同一班飛機 已經很好了 This time of year, we're lucky to get on the same plane.
十一 十二 十三 11, 12, 13.
凱文呢? Where's Kevin?
十四 14.
我自己拿著機票比較好 免得你們又撇下我 Good thing I have my own ticket, just in case you try to ditch me.
-快點 -我要電池 - Come on. - I need batteries.
我袋裡有電池 上機後給你 I'll give them to you on the plane.
-還有兩件行李 -為什麼現在不能給我? - Here's two more. - Why not now?
等等吧 在幾號閘口登機? Not now! What's the gate number?
H-17 H-17.
最好走快點 登機閘口在最後的地方 Better hurry, it's the last gate.
爸 幾號登機門? Dad, what gate is it?
H-17 巴斯 來吧 H-17, Buzz. Come on, Kevin.
凱文 你拿我的袋嗎? Kevin, you gonna take my bag? Take my bag.
快點 Come on. Come on.
美國航空公司飛往紐約的226號班機 American Airlines flight 226 to New York...
即將起飛 ...is now in the final boarding process.
快呀 快呀! Come on. Come on!
爸 等一等! Dad, wait up!
爸 等等我! Dad, wait up!
等等我! Wait up!
等等! Wait!
快點 Come on come on!
爸 等等! Dad, wait!
到了 就是這處! Here we are! Here!
我們來了 We made it.
全部到齊? 我們趕到了? 好極了 Everybody here? We made it? All right.
拜託 要登機了 飛機準備要起飛了 Please board, the plane's leaving.
我想確定大家都上了飛機 I'll make sure everyone gets on.
所有人都會上飛機的 We'll get everyone on.
聖誕快樂 旅途愉快 Merry Christmas. Have a nice flight.
-再見! -再見! - Bye. - Bye-bye.
嘿 等一等! Hey wait up!
等等我! Hey, guys, wait for me!
-差點就趕不及了 -對不起 - Cutting it kind of close. - Yes.
聖誕快樂! Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
爸 等一等! Dad Wait!
等一下! Wait!
-對不起 -沒關係 你是搭這班機的嗎? - I'm sorry. - That's okay. Are you on this flight?
是的 我全家都已經上了機 Yeah. My family's on the plane.
我不想一人被留下 I don't want to be left here.
-你有登機證嗎? -就在... - Do you have a boarding pass? - Somewhere...
準備起飛了 They're ready to go.
他掉了登機證 He dropped his pass.
去年我也是被留下 差點毀了我的聖誕節假期 This happened to me last year and almost wrecked my Christmas.
你肯定你家人在機上 You sure your family's onboard?
我撞到這位女士前 我爸剛進去 My dad ran in right before I bumped into this lady.
讓他登機 但要確保他找到家人 Board him. Make sure he locates his family before you leave him.
好的 來吧 Okay. Come on.
看到你家人嗎? Do you see your family?
我爸在那裡 There's my dad.
-去找個空位坐 聖誕快樂 -也祝福你! - Find an empty seat. Merry Christmas. - You too.
飛機即將起飛 In order to push back from the gate...
請各位系好安全帶 ...all passengers must have their seat belts fastened.
你去過佛羅裡達嗎? So have you ever been to Florida?
(法語)
歡迎搭乘美國航空 第176班機直飛紐約 Welcome aboard American Airlines flight 176 non-stop to New York.
差點以為趕不上 I didn't think we'd make it.
有什麼不對勁嗎? Something wrong?
親愛的? Honey?
我有那種感覺 I have that feeling.
我們忘了什麼嗎? We forgot something?
不 我想我們沒忘什麼 但我...只是有那種感覺 No, I don't think we did, but I just have that feeling.
只是慘痛的回憶罷了 Just bad memories.
我們該做的都做了 該帶的也帶了 大家都到齊了 We did everything, brought everything. We have everybody.
還有什麼好擔心 There's nothing to worry about.
是 是 你說的對 你說的對 一切順利 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. We're fine.
沒什麼好擔心 Nothing to worry about.
媽? Mom?
爸? Dad?
法蘭克叔叔 Uncle Frank?
巴斯? Buzz?
全部人都下機了 We're the last ones off the plane.
他們去了哪裡? Where are those guys?
"邁阿密國際機場"
-這是誰的? -是布克的 - Whoes's this? - It's Brooke's.
這是米根的? 把這給布克 Is this Megan's? Give this to Brooke.
-這是凱文的 -把這個...把這給凱文 - This to Kevin. - Give this... Give this to Kevin.
-把這給凱文 -把這給凱文 - Give this to Kevin. - Give this to Kevin.
-凱文 -把這給凱文 - Kevin. - Give this to Kevin.
-把這給凱文 -把這給凱文 - Give this to Kevin. - Give this to Kevin.
-把這給凱文 -凱文 是你的 - Give this to Kevin. - Here you go, Kevin.
-凱文不在這兒 -凱文不在這兒 - Kevin's not here. - Kevin's not here.
凱文不在這兒 Kevin's not here.
什麼?! What!
凱文 Kevin!
對不起 我有緊急事件! Excuse me, this is an emergency!
是的 先生? Yes, sir?
那裡是什麼城市? What city is that?
是紐約 That's New York.
天 我又出事了! Yikes, I did it again!
有什麼事呢 先生? Something wrong, sir?
我會沒事的 I'll be fine.
我的家人在佛羅裡達 而我在紐約 Oh, no. My family's in Florida and I'm in New York.
我的家人在佛羅裡達? My family's in Florida?
而我在...紐約? I'm in...New York?
"機場保安室"
孩子叫什麼名字? What's the child's name?
凱文 Kevin. K- E-V-I-N
你們最後什麼時候見過他? When did you see him last?
在登機艙門邊? Curbside check-in?
不 我在大門見過他 他跟著我們跑過通道 No, I saw him at the door. He was with us in the terminal.
許多人在保安檢查時失散 每個人都通過保安嗎? Most people get separated at security. Did everyone get through security?
我不清楚 彼得... I don't know. Peter...
我們那時很趕時間 我們一直跑到登機閘口 We were in a hurry. We ran all the way to the gate.
你們什麼時候發現不見他? When did you notice he was missing?
當我們在提取行李時 When we picked up our baggage here.
-這孩子試過離家出走嗎? -沒有 - Has the boy ever run away from home? - No.
他試過獨自生活嗎? Has he ever been in a situation on his own?
事實上 這種事以前發生過 As a matter of fact, this has happened before.
快要變成麥家的旅行傳統 It's becoming a McCallister family travel tradition.
好笑的是 我們從未不見行李 Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage.
去年他意外地被留在家裡 He was left at home, by accident, last year.
這就是我太太所說家族傳統的由來 That's what my wife meant calling it a McCallister family travel tradition.
我們會通知芝加哥注意此事 We'll call Chicago and...notify them of the situation.
他很有可能還在那裡 The odds are that's where he is.
謝謝 Thanks.
他應該不會去了別的地方 Very unlikely he'd be anywhere else.
小心 Watch out, kid!
"新鮮海產"
你的載貨單呢? Yo, where's your manifest?
我們到了 馬夫 紐約都會 機會之都 Here we are, Marv, New York City. The land of opportunity.
聞到嗎? Smell that?
恩 Yeah.
你知道那是什麼? Know what that is?
-魚腥味? -是自由 - Fish. - It's freedom.
不 是魚 No it's fish.
-是自由 和財富 -好吧 好吧 是自由 - It's freedom and it's money. - Okay, okay. It's freedom.
來吧 不要被人發現 Come on, let's go before someone sees us.
是魚腥味 And it's fish.
我弄了兩個假護照 Yes, one quick score.
我們可以遠走他鄉 We get ourselves some phony passports...
我們拼命逃走到一些外國的國家 ...and we hightail it to some foreign country.
到亞裡桑那州? Arizona?
你真聰明 馬夫 That's very smart, Marv.
你逃獄出來就只為了偷聖誕老人十幾仙? You bust out of jail to rob 14 cents from a Santy Claus?
聊勝於無 Every bit helps.
而且我們可以有新外號 Besides, now we got our new nickname.
我們叫"粘匪"! We're the Sticky Bandits!
真可愛 Real cute.
真可愛 Very cute.
廣場酒店 紐約最好的酒店 "The Plaza Hotel. New York's most exciting hotel experience. "
變態! Sick!
什麼事? What's the matter?
我好像看到誰 Thought I saw something.
(法文)
找死! 走吧! Serves you right! Come on, let's go.
我想她喜歡我 I think she likes me.
"廣場酒店"
對不起 請問大堂在哪裡? Excuse me, where's the lobby?
-走廊盡頭 轉左 -謝謝 - Down the hall and to the left. - Thanks.
"叮噹咚"節目的來賓 Guests of the new Celebrity Ding-Dang-Dong...
入住紐約最有名的 ...stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel:
廣場酒店 New York's most exciting hotel experience.
訂房致電 For reservations, call toll-free...
18007593000 1-800-759-3000.
就這麼辦 I'll do just that.
你好 我是彼得·麥嘉利士打 我是家長 Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister. The father.
我要訂一間房 I'd like a hotel room.
要有特大號床 電視 和可上鎖的小冰箱 With an extra-large bed, a TV...and one of those little refrigerators with a key.
信用卡? 沒問題 Credit card? You got it.
廣場酒店訂房部 有什麼可以幫你? Plaza Reservations, may I help you?
你好 我是彼得·麥卡利斯特 Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister.
我是家長 The father.
-是的 先生 -我要訂一間房好的 - Yes, sir. - I'd like a hotel room.
要有特大號床 電視 With an extra-large bed, a TV...
和可上鎖的小冰箱 and one of those little refrigerators with a key.
入住登記時請出示信用卡 You'll need a major credit card.
信用卡? 沒問題! Credit card? You got it.
謝謝 希望令你賓至如歸 Thank you. Enjoy your stay.
是的 八點兩位 是山本先生 Yes, two at eight, Henri. Mr. Yamamoto.
等一下 Hold on a second.
我一會兒再打給你 I'll call you back.
嗨 Hi.
我可以為你服務嗎? Can I help you?
麥卡利斯特訂的房 Reservation for McCallister.
你自己住的? A reservation for yourself?
我的雙腳都快離地才夠得到櫃檯 My feet are hardly touching the ground.
你看我這麼年少 I can barely see over the counter.
我怎可以自己訂房? How can I make a reservation for a room?
你用腦想一想 我一個小孩來酒店 Think about it: A kid going into a hotel making a reservation?
我不認為是這樣 I don't think so.
我不是太明白 I'm confused.
我跟爸爸一起外出 他是來談生意 正在開會 I'm traveling with my dad. He's on business. He's at a meeting.
我討厭開會 況且我也不能參加會議 我只能坐在大堂 I hate meetings. I'm not allowed to go in, only to sit in the lobby.
十分無聊 That's boring.
所以我爸爸叫我先來這裡 So my dad dropped me off.
給我這張信用卡 他說負責登記的人 Gave me his credit card and said to have check-in...
會讓我上酒店房間 那樣我就不會受傷害 ...let me in the room so I won't get into mischief.
有時我真的很容易受傷害 Ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief.
我們全都是這樣 We all do.
聖誕快樂 Merry Christmas.
沒有他的消息 No sign of him.
有消息會通知你們 你們訂了酒店嗎? We'll need to be in touch. You have hotel rooms?
-訂了 -你們有他的近照嗎? - Yeah. - Do you have a recent photo of him?
我錢夾裡有一張 I have one in my wallet.
錢夾不在我這兒 I don't have my wallet.
我的錢夾在背袋裡 My wallet's in my bag.
凱文在機場找過我的袋 凱文帶著我的錢夾 Kevin was looking in my bag at the airport. He has my wallet.
-錢夾裡有信用卡嗎? -信用卡 還有錢... - Did you have credit cards? - Credit cards, money...
我們馬上聯絡信用卡公司 We'll notify the credit card companies.
假定你兒子拿著信用卡 只要他用的話便知道他在哪裡 If your son has the cards, we can get a location on him when he uses them.
我想凱文不懂用信用卡 I don't think he knows how to use a credit card.
真的可以 Wow! It worked!
-思治 -是 - Cedric. - Yes?
-不要在公共場所數你的小費 -對不起! - Don't count your tips in public. - I'm sorry.
去查探一下那小孩 And find out everything you can about that young fellow.
請到櫃檯! Front, please!
歡迎入住我們酒店 Enjoy your stay with us.
別忘了告訴你爸爸 Don't forget to remind your dad, when he arrives...
等他來了讓他來簽個字 he must come down and sign a couple of things.
謝謝 你非常幫忙 Thank you, you've been helpful.
我可以幫你拿嗎? May I take your bag?
是這裡 左邊 Up here to your left.
胡佛曾經住過這層 Herbert Hoover once stayed on this floor.
你是說清潔人員? The vacuum guy?
不 是美國總統 No, the president.
這是我們最好的套房之一 This is one of our finest suites, sir.
棒極了! This is great!
我一個人睡這麼大的床! Wow! A huge bed just for me!
又豪華 又寬敞 Luxurious and spacious.
好方便! How convenient.
嘿 Hey.
鑰匙要放在袋裡 還是要自己拿著? Did you want the key in the bag? Or did you want to hang on to it?
我自己拿 I'll hang on to it.
一切滿意嗎? Everything all right?
-房間的溫度適合嗎? -很好 - Is the temperature okay? - It's okay.
-你知道怎麼用電視嗎? -我十歲了 電視是我的生命 - Do you know how the TV works? - I'm 10 years old. TV's my life.
好吧 Well
對不起 I'm sorry.
不夠的話 我還有很多 And there's plenty more where that came from.
謝謝 Thank you.
我跳水會影響你們嗎? Would you mind if I worked on my cannonballs?
沒問題 No.
謝謝 Thanks.
這才叫度假 This is a vacation.
站在那裡! Hold it right there!
是我 莊尼 It's me, Johnny.
我知道是你 你一出電梯我就聞到 I knew it was you. I could smell you getting off the elevator.
兩球嗎 先生? Two scoops, sir?
兩球? 來三球吧 我不趕時間 Two? Make it three, I'm not driving.
-莊尼 你最愛的田園香味 -謝了 - Gardenias, Johnny, your favorite. - Thank you.
你昨晚也在這兒吧? You was here last night too, wasn't you?
我昨晚在藍猴子演唱 I was singing at the Blue Monkey last night.
她沒有 她和你弟弟鬼混 She was not. She was smooching your brother.
你昨晚在這兒和我兄弟鬼混 You was here and you was smooching with my brother.
-看吧? -根本不是真的 - See? - That's a dirty lie.
你不用解釋 你跟每個人都有一手 Don't give me that. You been smooching everybody!
史納菲 艾爾 裡奧... Snuffy, Al, Leo...
我可以一直數下去 I could go on forever, baby.
你完全誤會我了! You have me all wrong!
好吧 All right...
我相信你 ...I believe you.
但我的機槍不信 But my Tommy gun don't!
莊尼! Johnny!
你是我唯一的男人 You're the only duck in my pond!
你跪下來 說你愛我 Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
寶貝! 你是我的一切 Baby! I'm over the moon for you!
你這樣不夠 You gotta do better than that!
假如我對你的愛是海洋 沒有飛機可以飛越這海洋 If my love was an ocean, Lindy'd have to take two planes to get across it.
也許我一時胡塗 但我相信你 Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you.
所以我給你時間走 That's why I'm letting you go.
我會數到三 I'm gonna give you till the count of three,
給你這賤人滾出去 to get your lousy...lying...lowdown, four-flushing carcass out my door!
她的確是賤婦 She's rat bait.
二! Two!
三! Three!
聖誕快樂! 畜牲 Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
還有 新年快樂! And a Happy New Year.
房間服務 Housekeeping.
我們識得有個型仔 We know a guy who can do the cool jerk
他們說的那隻貓是誰 This cat they're talkin ' about
我是最肥的一隻貓 I wonder who could it be
因為我知道我是最重的貓 'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat
你從沒見過這樣胖的貓 The heaviest cat you ever did see
當他們看到我在街上走 When they see me Walkin ' down the street
所有傻佬都鴨雀無聲 None of the fellas want to speak Hey, hey, hey
他們的臉上充滿笑容 On their faces they wear a silly smirk 'Cause they know
因為他們知道我最棒 I'm the king of the cool jerks
你這偷窺狂快滾出去! Get out of here, you pervert, or I'll slap you silly!
我們蜜月時也比這好 Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon.
羅拔叔叔原來住在紐約 Uncle Rob lives here.
假如他們從巴黎回來 我便去拜訪他們 If they're back from Paris, I'll drop in on them.
他們常送很好的禮物 They usually give pretty good presents.
晚安 媽 Good night, Mom.
晚安 凱文 Good night, Kevin.
你的內褲 先生 Your drawers, sir.
你怎可拿著這個到處走 這裡可能有女孩在呀 Don't flash these babies around here! There could be girls on this floor!
我很小心的 先生 I was very careful, sir.
拿著內衣褲再小心也沒用 You can't be too careful with underwear.
是的 I understand.
對不起 忘了你想要的小費 I'm sorry. You wanted a tip.
不必了 昨天的還有剩 That won't be necessary, sir. I still have some tip left over.
不要小費? No tip?
好吧 Okay.
不 不 等等! 等等! No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait!
招待會幫您叫的士 The doorman will be happy to find you a taxi...
麥先生 Mr. McCallister.
對不起 Excuse me.
沒問題 Sure.
今早的服務如何? And how are we this morning?
-很好 我的車準備好了嗎? -就在大門 先生 - Fine. Is my transportation here? - Out in front, sir.
豪華轎車和...比薩 A limousine and a pizza.
廣場酒店贈送的 Compliments of the Plaza Hotel.
我希望你父親明白 昨晚 I do hope your father understands that last night...
我只是去檢查房間 以確定一切就緒 ...I was simply checking to see that everything was in order.
他十分生氣 Oh, he was pretty mad.
他是很生氣 He was?
他來紐約不是要來脫給人看 He said he didn't come here to have his naked rear spied on.
當然不是... Of course not.
他馬上會下來嗎? Will he be down soon?
他已經出去了 He already left.
我想親自向他道歉 I would've liked to have offered my personal apology.
假如有人偷看你洗澡 你會想見他嗎? If a guy saw you in the shower, would you want to see him?
我想不會 I suppose not.
我想你是不會再見到他 I don't think you'll see him again.
是的 I understand.
再見 Bye.
希望你玩得高興 Have a lovely day.
麥卡利斯特! McCallister...
"處理中"
-早安 麥先生 -早安 - Good morning, Mr. McCallister. - Morning.
麥先生 你的...芝士比薩 Mr. McCallister, here's your very own...cheese pizza.
-你好 -你好 - Hello? - Hello.
這裡有好的玩具城嗎? Know any good toy stores?
當然有 Yes, sir.
"被偷"
果然! Bingo!
出去 滾出去 Get outta here! Go on get outta here! Get outta here!
走開! 走開! Beat it! Beat it! Get outta here!
馬夫! 過來! 我有話說! Hey, Marv! Get over here! I gotta talk to you!
哇哦 Whoa whoa!
-你要領巾嗎? -別理領巾吧 我們有事要談 - Would you like a scarf? - Forget about that, we gotta talk.
現在我們沒辦法做大單的 像銀行 珠寶店 We don't have the equipment to pull off anything big: Banks, jewelry stores...
我們不要貨物 我們要現金 現在就要 We don't want goods. We need cash and we need it now.
酒店可以嗎? How about...hotels?
遊客常帶著大量現金 Tourists carry lots of cash.
我有更好的主意 聖誕前夕商店的現金 不能存入銀行 I got a better idea. Stores ain't depositing cash on Christmas Eve.
通常有大量現金的 都是賣中價貨的店 The stores that will have cash are the ones dealing in moderate priced goods.
對 對 Right. Right.
什麼店聖誕前夕有大量現金 Ergo, what store's gonna make the most cash on Christmas Eve...
而沒有人會想到去搶? ...that nobody's gonna rob?
糖果店 Candy stores.
九歲小孩才會搶糖果店 這是我選中的店 Nine-year-olds rob candy stores. This is what I had in mind:
"鄧肯玩具城"
真聰明! 真聰明 That's brilliant, Harry! Brilliant!
沒有人會笨到 在聖誕前夕洗劫玩具城 Nobody's dumb enough to knock off a toy store on Christmas Eve.
有的 就是... Oh, yes, there is.
我們到了 鄧肯玩具城 Here we are, sir: Duncan's Toy Chest.
聖誕快樂 凱文 Merry Christmas, Kevin.
這是意外走失的意外收穫 This is the greatest accident of my life.
"聖誕老人工作坊"
馬夫 馬夫 Marv. Marv!
好房子 但沒有廁所 Hey, nice house. But there's no bathroom in it.
我們的計劃怎樣? So, what's the plan?
等大家都離去後 我們就從小屋走出來 Everyone leaves for a holiday off. We come out of our houses.
是 然後呢? Yeah, then what?
我們把收銀機的錢全拿走 然後大搖大擺走出去 We empty the registers and walk out.
完美的計劃! Great plan, Harry!
多謝 聖誕快樂 Well, now, thank you and Merry Christmas.
代我向您家人問好 Say hello to the family.
讓我看看 Let me see.
你一個人來買東西? You shopping alone?
在紐約? 我想我是一個人 In New York? Sir, I'm afraid of my own shadow.
-我只想確認一下 -您真負責任 - I was just checking. - That's very responsible of you.
謝謝 Oh, well, thank you.
不用謝 My pleasure.
總共是23元75分 That'll be $23.75.
你為什麼那麼多錢? My, my, my. Where did you get all that money?
-我有很多祖母 -哦 - I have a lot of grandmothers. - Oh.
那就是了 Well, that explains it.
這間店真好 是我去過最好的玩具城 This is a nice store. One of the finer toy dealerships I've visited.
謝謝 Well, thank you.
鄧肯先生一定是個很好的人 Mr. Duncan must be a nice guy...
讓所有的小朋友都能進來這裡玩玩具 ...letting kids come in here and play with his toys.
大部份玩具城都不這樣做 Most toy stores prohibit that.
-真的? -是的 - Is that so? - Yes.
他很喜歡小孩子 Well, he loves kids.
事實上 今天所有收入 As a matter of fact, all the money the store takes in today...
鄧肯先生會捐給兒童醫院 Mr. Duncan is donating to the Children's Hospital.
聖誕節後 And the day after Christmas...
我們將收銀機裡錢取出來 ...we empty out all the money in the cash register...
鄧肯先生會將錢送去醫院 ...and Mr. Duncan takes it right down to the hospital.
他真慷慨 That's generous of him.
孩子們帶給他許多快樂 Well, children bring him a lot of joy...
就像帶給所有重視孩子的人 ...as they do to everyone who appreciates them.
我不該花這錢的 但我鏟雪賺了二十元 I'm not supposed to spend this, but I have $20 in a jar in our garage...
放在我哥哥也找不到的地方 我可以用那錢還給我媽 ...where my brother can't find it. So I can pay my mother back.
所以請把這錢給鄧肯先生 醫院比我更需要它 So give this to Mr. Duncan. The hospital needs it more than I do.
況且我可能亂買糖果吃壞牙齒 Besides, I'll probably spend it on stuff that will rot my teeth and mind.
那...那真是太好了 Ah, that's... That's very sweet of you.
你看到那邊的樹嗎? You see that tree there?
為了感謝你的慷慨 Well, to show our appreciation for your generosity...
你可選一樣東西 ...I'll let you select an object from that tree...
-帶回家 -免費的? - ...to take home with you. - For free?
-我可以給你提議嗎? -可以 - May I make a suggestion? - Okay.
拿那對斑鳩 Take the turtledoves.
我可以拿兩個? I can have two?
是 一對斑鳩 我再告訴你怎麼做 Well, "two turtledoves. " And I tell you what you do.
你留一個 You keep one...
另一個送給很特別的人 ...and give the other one to a very special person.
你知道 斑鳩是友情與愛的象徵 You see, turtledoves...are a symbol of friendship and love.
只要兩個人都有斑鳩 你們就永遠是朋友 Now, as long as each of you have your turtledove...you'll be friends forever.
我從來都不知道 我以為它們只在歌裡出現 Wow, I never knew that. I thought they were just part of a song.
沒錯 而且它們也為此特殊理由存在 They are. And for that very special reason.
哇 Wow.
謝謝 Thanks.
聖誕快樂 Merry Christmas.
也祝你聖誕快樂 Merry Christmas to you too.
出去時穿多點 外面很冷 Be sure to bundle up if you go outside. It's nippy.
我會的 Oh. I'll do that.
"鄧肯先生肖像"
去哪裡? Well, where to?
你說帶我去中央公園動物園 You promised you'd take me to the Central Park Zoo.
看那是誰 Hey, look who it is.
來 去捉他 Come on, let's get him.
你好 小朋友 Hi, pal.
快! Come on.
嘿! Hey!
小心點! Hey, watch it, man!
快來買 不用跟人爭 五元二串 五元二串 Buy now and avoid the Christmas rush. Two for $5. Two for $5.
十元四串 Four for 10.
他在那裡! There he is!
很好 All right.
-謝謝 -聖誕快樂! - Thanks. - Merry Christmas, dude.
好極了! Yes!
-謝謝你的提議 -這是我的責任 榮幸之至 - Thank you for your suggestion. - My duty. My pleasure.
救我! 有兩個人在追我! Help! There's two guys after me!
怎麼回事? 商店不收你偷來的信用卡? What's the matter? Store wouldn't take your...stolen credit card?
我們讓警察來處理 Let's see what the police have to say about this.
起來! 起來! Get up! Get up!
快 去捉他! Come on! Let's go get him.
回來 你這小偷! Get back here, you little thief!
捉住那小孩! Stop that child!
捉住他! Grab him!
你這小賤人! You little sh...
我犯了信用卡欺罪詐 I've committed credit card fraud.
叫警衛來! Get me security!
我們要把犯人捉住! We've got to stop that delinquent!
來吧 思治! Come along, Cedric!
度假完了 是時候回家 I've had enough of this vacation. I'm going home.
站在那裡! Hold it!
我是門房先生! This is the Concierge, sir!
我知道是你 I knew it was you.
你一出電梯我就聞到 I could smell you getting off the elevator.
你昨晚也在這兒吧? You was here last night too, wasn't you?
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
我來過 I was.
你昨晚在這兒和我兄弟鬼混 You was here and you was smooching with my brother.
我恐怕您誤會了 You're mistaken, sir.
你不用解釋 你跟每個人都有一手 Don't give me that. You've smooched everybody.
史納菲 艾爾 裡奧... Snuffy, Al, Leo...
還有基夫 ...Cliff...
"基夫"
不! No!
他說謊! It's a lie!
我可以一直數下去 I could go on forever, baby.
我實在抱歉 先生 但恐怕您真的弄錯了 I'm terribly sorry, sir. I'm afraid you're mistaken.
我們在找一個小孩 We're looking for a young man.
好吧 我相信你 但我的機關槍不信 All right, I believe you...but my Tommy gun don't.
你跪下來說你愛我 Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
跪下? On your knees.
我愛你! I love you!
這樣不夠 You gotta do better than that!
我愛你! I love you!
也許我一時胡塗 但我相信你 Maybe I'm off my hinges...but I believe you.
所以我給你時間走 That's why I'm gonna let you go.
我會數到三 I'm gonna give you till the count of three...
給你這賤人滾出去 to get your lousy, lying, low-down...four-flushing carcass out my door!
-一! -打開門! - One! - Open the door!
三! Three.
聖誕快樂! 畜牲! Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
還有 新年快樂! And a happy new year.
留在你們房間! 緊急事故! Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency!
有持槍的神經客在內 There's an insane guest with a gun!
不 No!
來這兒! Come to Papa!
邁阿密來回機票 怎麼了? 搭錯了飛機嗎? Round trip to Miami. What's the matter, get on the wrong plane?
看來你不再需要這個 You won't be needing this.
美國航空不一定飛到目的地 小兄弟 American don't fly to the promised land, little buddy.
來吧 Come on
我們坐了九個月監 以為我們是世上最倒霉的人 We spent 9 months in jail thinking we had the worst luck in the universe.
我們錯了 We were wrong.
我們逃獄後過得很好 我們會過得更好 We busted out and we're doing fine. Even better...
因為我們不再搶住宅 我們現在要搶玩具城 ...because we're not robbing houses, we're robbing toy stores.
今晚半夜我們去鄧肯玩具城 At midnight tonight, we'll hit Duncan's Toy Chest.
五層樓的現金任我們拿 Five floors of cash.
我們用假護照逃到巴西 Then after that, we grab some phony passports and go to Rio.
-閉嘴吧 -他又不會跟別人說 - You want to shut up? - He's not gonna talk to anybody.
除了跟魚 Except maybe a fish.
或送葬隊伍說 Or the undertaker.
我們到地鐵處置他 我要殺了他才安心 Let's go to the subway tunnel. I'll feel better once I get him on ice.
我袋裡有槍 I've got a gun.
你敢開口便包你腦袋開花 Say anything and you'll be spitting gum out through your forehead.
你好 Well, hello.
是他! He did it!
做什麼? Did what?
謝謝! Thanks!
快去捉他 他跑進了公園 Go get him. He went in the park.
你在幹什麼? What are you doing flirting?!
在那邊! Over there!
不要 給他 Don't! Give it!
嘿 哈利! Hey, Harry.
-我捉到他了! -我看看! - I got him. - Let me see!
不是他 放他下來 不是他 That ain't him! Put him down. That ain't him.
我們有機會便應殺了他 We should've shot him.
我討厭拖拖拉拉 又給那小賊逃掉 I hate pulling a job, knowing that creep's loose.
-他可以怎樣? 小孩子是無助的 -不是這個小孩 - What can he do? Kids are helpless. - Not this kid.
但這次他沒有滿布機關的屋 But this time he doesn't have a house full of dangerous goodies.
他是一個人在公園裡 公園對小孩子來說很可怕 He's in the park. He's alone. Kids are scared of the park.
是 大人在這裡也活不了 Yeah. Grown men come in the park and don't leave alive.
是呀 Yes
祝你好運 小鬼 Good luck, little fella.
我想回家 I want to go home.
媽 你在哪裡? Mom, where are you?
(西班牙文)
小聲點! Turn that down!
-喂 -麥女士在嗎 - Hello? - Kate McCallister.
-我是 -我們找到你的兒子 - This is she. - We found him.
-天! -怎麼樣? - Oh, my God! - What?
-他們知道凱文在哪兒 -在哪裡? - They know where Kevin is. - Where?
-他在紐約市 -他在紐約! - He's in New York City. - New York!
紐約 New York?
什麼? What?
-他一定很怕 他不是搞事的人 -什麼 什麼 - He's scared, he's not a troublemaker. - What? What?
紐約的警察... New York police officers...
請等一等 別收線 Just second! Please hold on
他用了你的信用卡 住進了廣場酒店 He used your credit card to check into the Plaza Hotel.
-他現在還在那兒嗎? -他還在那兒嗎? - Do they still have him? - Do they have him?
-不 警察還在找他... -該死! - No, they're still looking. - Damn it!
-請盡快趕去紐約 -我們搭下班飛機去 - Get to New York. - We're on the next flight out.
謝謝 我們去紐約! Thanks. We're going to New York, move it!
快! Yes!
當酒店質問他信用卡時 他逃跑了 他一定很害怕 He ran away when they asked about the card. He must be scared!
-我想他不會去找我弟弟吧? -他們不是在巴黎嗎? - Would he go to my brother's? - Aren't they in Paris?
-也許有人幫他們看屋 -你不是說他們房子在裝修 - Maybe they have a housesitter. - Aren't they renovating?
喂? Hello?!
羅拔叔叔! 佐捷嬸嬸! 有人在家嗎? Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette! Anybody home?!
你好 Hello!
有人在家嗎? 是我... 你們最疼愛的侄子 凱文 Anybody home? It's me, your favorite nephew, Kevin!
羅拔叔叔! 佐捷嬸嬸! Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette!
小鬼 小心點! Watch it, kid!
想聽床邊故事嗎? You looking for someone to read you a bedtime story?
的士! Taxi!
外面世界真可怕 It's scary out there.
裡面也不怎樣好 Ain't much better in here.
我再也不要這種度假 I don't ever want to take a vacation like this again.
你們從哪兒走出來? Where did you come from?
我不知道夠不夠你們吃 I don't have enough for everybody.
你們很餓嗎? How hungry are you guys?
你們把我的食物都吃光了 You guys ate all my food.
對不起 我對著你尖叫 你剛才只是想幫我 對吧? I'm sorry I screamed in your face. You were trying to help me, right?
我叫凱文 I'm Kevin McCallister.
你的鳥兒很好 Your birds are real nice.
我見過你 你全身都是白鴿 I've seen you before. You had pigeons all over you.
第一次看到你 我覺得很恐怖 但仔細想想 也沒什麼可怕 At first, you look scary, but when I think about it, it's not so bad.
一定是鴿子喜歡你 才會跟著你 They must like you to be all over you.
假如我打擾你 我會離開 If I'm bothering you, I can leave.
我有否打擾你? Am I bothering you?
沒有 No.
好 是不是很麻煩? Good. I'm not a pain in the butt?
不是 No.
白鴿會自己飛回來 還是要你叫它們回來? Will the pigeons come back on their own or do you call them?
它們可以聽到 They can hear it.
太棒了! This is great!
外面很冷 It's pretty cold out.
我想喝杯熱朱古力 你要嗎? I'd sure like a cup of hot chocolate. How about you?
我請客 My treat.
我不喜歡在冷清的公園過聖誕前夕 I'd hate to spend Christmas Eve in such a park.
可以去溫暖點的地方嗎? Can we go someplace warm?
好 Yes.
我知道一個地方 I know a place.
這音樂真動聽 Nice music.
這地方真好 This place is great.
我在這裡聽過許多世界名曲 I've heard the world's great music from here.
你有帶朋友上來嗎? Do you bring your friends here?
我的朋友不多 I haven't got many friends.
抱歉 Sorry.
我喜歡鳥兒 I'm like the birds I care for.
人們在街上與我擦肩而過 他們經過我但沒看到我 People pass me in the street. They see me but they try to ignore me.
他們不當我是都市的一份子 They prefer I wasn't in their city.
對 跟我的家人一樣 我就像家裡被忽視的白鴿 Yeah. It's like that with my family. I'm like the pigeon of the house...
只因為我是最小的 ...just because I'm the youngest.
每個人都在爭鬥 都希望名成利就 Everyone fights for position. Everyone wants to be seen...and heard.
我猜 I guess so.
我說太多搞太多 所以常給罰回房 I'm seen and heard pretty much. But I get sent to my room a lot too.
我以前不是這樣 I wasn't always like this.
你以前是怎麼樣的? What were you like before?
我有工作 我有家 I had a job. I had a home.
-還有家人 -你有孩子嗎? - I had a family. - Any kids?
沒有 我曾經很想有孩子 No. I wanted them.
但我的愛人不再愛我了 But the man I loved fell out of love with me.
我的心被傷透 That broke my heart.
每當我有機會再被愛時 When the chance to be loved came along again...
我總是逃避 ...I ran away from it.
我無法再信任別人 I stopped trusting people.
恕我直言 但那樣做似乎很笨 No offense, but that seems like sort of a dumb thing to do.
我害怕再次受傷 I was afraid of getting my heart broken again.
有時候你很信任一個人... Sometimes you can trust a person...
但一陣子他們便忘了你 ...and then, when things are down, they forget about you.
也許他們只是太忙 Maybe they're just too busy.
也許他們沒有忘記你 只是忘了去想起你 Maybe they don't forget about you, but they forget to remember you.
人不會故意去忘記 我爺爺說 People don't mean to forget. My grandfather says...
要不是我的頭生在頸上 我可能會忘記在校車上 ...if my head wasn't screwed on, I'd leave it on the school bus.
我只是害怕 假如我真的相信某人 我會再次心碎 I'm just afraid if I do trust someone, I'll get my heart broken.
我明白 I understand.
我以前有一雙很美的溜冰鞋 我怕我會穿壞它 I had a nice pair of Rollerblades. I was afraid to wreck them...
所以一直放在盒子裡 你猜後來怎麼樣? ...so I kept them in a box. Do you know what happened?
我長大了再穿不下 我一次也沒穿著出外 I outgrew them. I never wore them outside.
只在房間穿過兩次 Only in my room a few times.
人的心和感覺 和溜冰鞋是不一樣的 A person's heart and feelings are very different than skates.
某方面都是一樣的 They're kind of the same thing.
若你不再用心的話 心碎又有什麼分別 If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken?
假如只把心留給自己 也許會像我的溜冰鞋一樣 If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my Rollerblades.
當你想用它的時候 都已經不能用了 When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good.
你該利用機會 別再錯過機會 You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose.
聽起來頗有道理 Little truth in there somewhere.
我想是的 你的心也許受過傷 但還沒死 I think so. Your heart might still be broken, but it isn't gone.
假如你的心已死 你不會還對人這麼好 If it was gone, you wouldn't be so nice.
謝謝 Thank you.
你知道嗎 我已經... 幾年沒和人說話 Do you know it's been...a couple of years since I've talked to anybody?
沒關係 你說得不錯 That's okay. You're good at it.
你不會很無聊 不會喃喃自語和吐痰 You're not boring. You don't mumble or spit.
你該多些交談 You should do it more often.
我想你該穿件沒白鴿的衣服 Just wear an outfit with no pigeon poop on it.
我是否令其他人遠離我呢? I have been working very hard at keeping people away.
我常常想假如我獨自一人 一定很好玩 I always think I'll have a lot of fun if I'm alone...
但到真的獨自一人時 卻一點也不好玩 ...but when I'm alone, it's not fun.
我不在乎有時別人如何討厭 I don't care how much people bug me...
我寧願有人和我一起 也不要自己一個人 ...I'd rather be with someone than alone.
那麼你為什麼一個人在聖誕前夕到處走 So what are you doing alone on Christmas Eve?
你惹了麻煩? Did you get into trouble?
是的 Yeah.
你做錯事? You did something wrong?
做錯很多事 A lot of things.
你知道以善抵惡嗎? Did you know that a good deed erases a bad deed?
太遲了 我不知道是否有足夠時間 It's late. I don't know if I'll have enough time...
去做好事來補償我的過錯 ...to do enough good deeds to erase all my bad ones.
現在正是聖誕 今晚行善會有特別優惠 It's Christmas Eve. Good deeds count extra tonight.
-真的? -當然是真的 - They do? - Of course they do.
好好想一想 你可以幫別人做什麼事 Think of an important thing you can do for others...
而且馬上就去做 ...and go do it.
只要依照你心中星星指引 Just follow the star in your heart.
好的 Okay.
夜了 我要走了 It's getting pretty late. I'd better get going.
假如我沒有再見到你 祝你一切順利 If I don't see you again, I hope everything turns out okay.
謝謝 Thank you.
替我向你的白鴿說再見 Tell the birds I said goodbye.
我會的 I will.
聖誕快樂 Merry Christmas.
假如你需要找可以信任的人 你可以想到我 If you need somebody to trust, it can be me.
我不會忘記你 I won't forget to remember you.
別許下無法實踐的承諾 Don't make promises you can't keep.
"聖安兒童醫院"
收銀機裡所有的錢 All the money in the registers...
鄧肯先生將全部捐給兒童醫院 ...Mr. Duncan is gonna donate to the Children's Hospital.
今晚午夜 我們會洗劫鄧肯玩具城 At midnight tonight, we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest.
你們可以破壞任何事 You can mess with a lot of things,
但絕不能在聖誕節欺侮小孩子 but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.
煤油
我們會為你提供一間免費套房 We'd like to offer you a complimentary suite.
是在面對公園的閣樓 It's a penthouse with a view of the park.
我想你們會感到滿意 I think you'll find it satisfactory.
最近才由伯爵夫人空出來的 It was recently vacated by a countess.
這是什麼酒店 居然會讓一個小孩自己住宿? What kind of hotel lets a child check in alone?
那孩子說的話跟真的一樣 The boy had a very convincing story.
是什麼白痴在這裡工作? What kind of idiots work here?
是紐約最好的 The finest in New York.
當你們發現信用卡報失... When you learned the credit card...
我發現的 I made the discovery.
你為什麼會讓他走掉? Why did you let him leave?
我們正想問他時 他便逃走了 We confronted him and he ran!
你把他嚇跑! You scared him!
現在是聖誕前夕 就因為你 It's Christmas Eve, and because of you,
我的孩子在最大的城市走失了 our child is lost in a huge city.
請帶我們的家人和行李上房間去吧 Take our family and luggage up to the room.
是的 Yes, sir!
手腳快點 思治 Run along, Cedric.
我現在去警察局 確保他們盡全力找凱文 I'll go to the police station to make sure they're looking for Kevin.
我想你留在酒店 I want you to stay here.
-我要出去找他 -什麼? - I'm going to look for him. - What?
不好意思 但令郎是在最大的城市走失 With all due respect, your son is lost in one of the world's biggest cities.
請你別插嘴 Could you stay out of this?
悉隨尊便 As you wish.
謝謝 我不認為你自己在紐約街頭行走是好主意 Thank you. It's not a good idea to run around New York City alone.
既然我們的兒子可以 我也可以 If Kevin can, so can I.
-基蒂 -我不會有事的 - Kate... - I'll be fine.
我認為現在不會有強盜或殺人犯敢來惹我 The way I feel, no mugger or murderer would mess with me.
但外面有很多流泯... There are hundreds of armed parasites out there!
穿多一點 外面非常冷 Do bundle up. It's awfully cold outside.
"鄧肯玩具城"
馬夫! 馬夫! 來 行動吧! Marv. Marv. Come on, let's go.
馬夫? 動手橇吧! Marv. Crowbars up!
聖誕快樂 哈利 Merry Christmas, Harry!
聖誕快樂 馬夫 Happy Hanukkah, Marv!
這些錢多得數也數不完! This is more money than I can even count!
我們以前為什麼去偷住宅! It makes you wonder why we spent so much time robbing homes.
更不可思議的是 我們是逃犯 The amazing thing is, we're fugitives from the law...
現在竟置身於鈔票堆裡 而沒人發現 ...we're up to our elbows in cash and nobody even knows about it.
他回來了! He's back!
他拍了我們的照片! He took our picture!
我的頭髮好看嗎? How was my hair?
好了 不可以回頭了 This is it. No turning back.
又一次聖誕大戰開始 Another Christmas in the trenches.
不! No!
到此為止! 拿錢走! That's it! Get the money! Get it!
我要殺了那小鬼! I'll kill him!
-馬夫! -我來了 哈利! - Marv! - I'm coming, Harry!
哈利? Harry?
哈利! Harry!
真厲害! That was incredible.
-我扭到了腳! -他在哪裡? - I twisted my ankle. - Where is he?
嘿 兩位! 笑一笑! Hey, guys! Smile!
走吧! Come on! Come on!
-我來扶你 -我來扶你 - Help me. - I got you.
沒事了 I got you.
的士! Taxi!
時代廣場 Times Square!
他去了哪裡? Where'd he go?
我在上面 上來捉我! I'm up here! Come get me!
我們殺上去! Let's kill!
等等 傻瓜 Hold on, pea-brain.
我們上次低估他 所以被捕 We got busted because we underestimated that bundle of misery.
今時不同往日 This ain't like that.
這不是他家 他已經被嚇壞了 他不會有什麼計劃 This ain't his house. The kid's running scared. He ain't got a plan.
讓我先想一想 好嗎? May I do the thinking, please?
謝謝 Thank you.
小子! Sonny!
是! Yes?
你知道我現在最想就是殺了你 Nothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot you.
殺一個小孩 對我來說沒多大意思 Knocking off a youngster won't mean that much to me.
-明白嗎? -恩 - Understand? - Mm-hm.
但我們在趕時間 我們來談個交易 But since we're in a hurry, I'll make a deal with you.
你把相機拋下來 我們就不傷害你 You throw down your camera and we won't hurt you.
我們從此消聲匿跡 好嗎? You'll never hear from us again. Okay?
你保證? Promise?
我對天發誓 否則不得好死 I cross my heart and hope to die.
好吧 Okay!
來 Okay, kid...
把它給我 give it to me.
正中目標 Direct hit!
這裡有幾隻手指? How many fingers am I holding up?
八隻? Eight?
小鬼 你擲磚頭? 來吧! 再擲一個! Okay, kid. You want to throw bricks? Go ahead, throw another one.
別 Don't do that!
假如你沒別的花樣 你死定了! If you can't do any better than that, you're going to lose.
哈利... Harry...
不 no.
還有磚頭嗎? You got any more?
起來! 他沒磚頭了 Get up. He don't have any more bricks.
什麼? What?
是你逼我的! 沒有人向我擲磚塊後 還逃得掉的! 起來! That did it! Nobody throws bricks at me and gets away with it. Come on!
你走這邊 我去後面 You go this way. I'll go around back.
哈利? Harry?
哈利! Harry?
嗯? Huh?
哈利! Harry!
我到樓上了! I reached the top!
你最好還有新花樣 You better do better than this.
哇 Wow!
好大個洞! What a hole!
哈利? Harry.
我上來了! I'm coming up!
我要殺了那小鬼! I'm gonna murder that kid!
好極了! Yes!
知道一個小孩一定勝過兩個白痴嗎? Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?
哈利? 他在客廳! Harry! In the living room!
他上了爬梯! He went up the ladder!
我來了 哈利 I'm coming, Harry.
我來了 I'm coming.
哈利! Harry!
你的牙齒沒崩! 來吧 他上了二樓 You didn't lose any teeth! Come on, he went to the second floor.
嘿 Hey!
你們為什麼不試試樓梯? Try the stairs.
對 Right.
等等 等等 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
你不記得去年怎麼了嗎? Remember last year?
不記得 No.
看著 Watch this.
我們去捉他! Let's get him!
他打中我的嘴 馬夫! He busted me right in my mouth, Marv!
第一個 That's one.
別擔心 哈利... Don't worry, Harry.
我去捉他 I'll get him.
正中我的要害 Right in the schnoz.
第二個 That's two.
來吧 我們去捉他 Come on, let's get him.
哎呀 Oops.
這是 That's...
第三個 ...three.
不 No.
第四個 That's four.
-來吧 哈利 -馬夫 這個真的安全嗎? - Come on, Harry. - Marv, are you sure this is safe?
我已經試過 I've worked all the kinks out.
如岩石一樣穩固 Solid as a rock.
像岩石一樣? Like a rock, huh?
你們要不要放棄? Give up?
-痛得還不夠麼? -絕不! - Have you had enough pain? - Never!
你最好趕快祈禱! You better say every prayer you ever heard!
我希望你父母聖誕節能找到墳墓 I hope your parents got you a tombstone for Christmas.
他去了哪裡? Where'd he go?
我在上面 好害怕 I'm up here and I'm really scared.
那是什麼聲音? What's that sound?
那是工具櫃... That was the sound of a tool chest...
掉下樓梯的聲音 falling down the stairs.
好極了! Yes!
在那裡! Over there!
就算要坐電椅 我也要殺了那小鬼! Even if I get the chair, I'm killing that kid!
投降吧 小鬼! Surrender, kid!
我在下面 你兩個大笨蛋 I'm here, you horse's ass!
哇哦 Whoa.
恭喜你的頸受傷 Nice night for a neck injury!
接磚吧 小鬼! Suck brick, kid!
來吧 馬夫! Come on, Marv.
我不行 I don't know.
過來 I said, come on!
來吧 娘娘腔! Come on, you big sissy.
哈利 你用了剃須水? Harry? You wearing aftershave?
那是火油 That's kerosene.
浸過火油繩子 The rope is soaked in it.
為什麼會都把繩子浸火油? Why would anyone soak a rope in kerosene?
聖誕快樂 Merry Christmas.
返回上面! Go up!
滾下來! Get off me!
拿袋子! Get the bag!
搶劫鄧肯玩具城的兩個賊在公園裡 Two guys who robbed Duncan's Toy Chest are in the park.
中央公園西邊 95街 留意放煙火的地方 Central Park West, 95th Street. Look for fireworks.
快點 他們有槍 Hurry, they got a gun.
我在這裡 I'm here.
最好在我報警前捉住我 Better come and get me before I call the cops.
風水輪流轉呀 My, how the tables have turned.
你喜歡冰吧? How do you like the ice?
我們去公園走走 Let's go for a little stroll in the park.
把那個背袋給我 Give me the bag.
給我! Give me it!
放到相簿應該很好看 Great for the album.
你是贏了戰鬥 小鬼 但你卻輸了戰爭 You may've won the battle, dude, but you lost the war.
你不該惹怒我們 You ought not of messed with us.
我們是危險人物 We're dangerous.
-哈利? -閉嘴! - Harry? - Shut up!
哈利? Harry.
閉嘴! 我要好好享受 Shut up! I want to enjoy this.
好像有點問題 Something's wrong.
-我們快離開這兒吧 -閉嘴! - Let's get out of here! - Shut up!
我沒讀過六年級... I never made it to the 6th grade...
看來你也讀不到 ...and it doesn't look like you're gonna either.
讓他走! Let him go!
凱文 快跑! Kevin, run!
射她! Shoot her!
-射她! -我也想射她! - Shoot her! - I'm trying!
再見 謝謝 Bye! Thanks.
天 簡直像國慶煙花! Jesus, looks like the 4th of July!
我們去橋那邊! 你們去隧道! We got the bridge. Take the tunnel.
我們走 我們走 Let's go, let's go!
我的天! Oh, my God!
好了 走吧! All right, let's go.
來吧 起身 Come on, on your feet.
慢慢來 Take it easy!
"壞人說要殺我"
你們該早點行動 監獄囚犯已交換聖誕禮物 You guys should've started earlier. The prisoners already exchanged gifts.
我們錯過了聖誕禮物? We missed the presents?
是他要我一起藏在店裡 去偷捐給小孩的錢 He made us hide in the store and steal the kiddies' charity money.
閉嘴 馬夫 Shut up, Marv.
你有沉默的權利 You've got the right to remain silent.
他脾氣不太好 我們剛逃獄出來不久 He's a little cranky. We just broke out of prison.
住嘴 馬夫! Shut up, Marv!
帶走他們! Get them out of here!
記住假如上報的話 If this makes the papers...
我們不再叫"水喉大盜" 我們是"粘匪" ...we're no longer the Wet Bandits, we're the Sticky Bandits.
是"粘" NIAN... That's sticky. S...T... I. I.
案件結束了 我們捉到竊賊也找回失款 It's all over. We apprehended the thieves and got your money.
我想盡快將錢送到兒童醫院 I want to get that money over to the Children's Hospital.
-我會幫您處理 -謝謝 - I'll handle it. - Thank you.
對不起 Excuse me.
看這字條 好像是小孩打破窗口 I found this note. Looks like a kid broke your window.
親愛的鄧肯先生 Dear Mr. Duncan:
我打破你的窗口 是為了捉壞人 I broke your window to catch the bad guys.
你有買保險嗎? Do you have insurance?
沒有的話 等我回到芝加哥 我寄錢給你 If not, I'll send you some money, if I ever get home.
聖誕快樂 凱文 Merry Christmas. Kevin McCallister.
附注: 謝謝你的斑鳩 P. S. Thanks for the turtledoves.
斑鳩 Turtledoves.
對不起 我在找我兒子 就是這男孩 Excuse me. I'm looking for my son. This boy here.
拜託幫個忙 這男孩... 你見過他嗎? Please help me. This boy right here. Have you seen him?
我在找我兒子 他走失已兩天 I'm looking for my son. He's been missing for two days.
-你報警了嗎? -當然有 - Have you filed a report? - Of course we have.
那麼就相信我們 我們會處理的 Then trust us. We'll handle it.
但我是他的母親 I'm his mother.
我了解 但你這樣簡直是大海撈針 I know, but you're looking for a needle in a haystack.
你有小孩嗎? Do you have kids?
有 Yes, ma'am.
你會怎麼做? What if one was missing?
我可能也會跟你現在一樣 I'd probably do the same thing you're doing.
謝謝 Thank you.
站在你孩子的立場想 Put yourself in his shoes.
你會去哪兒? 做什麼? Where would you go? What would you do?
我? 我可能已死在某個水溝裡 Me? I'd probably be lying dead in a gutter somewhere.
但凱文不會 But not Kevin.
不 凱文比我強壯勇敢得多 No. Kevin is so much stronger and braver than I am.
我知道凱文會很好 我肯定他很好 I know Kevin's fine. I'm sure he is.
但他仍是獨自一人在紐約 But he's still alone in a big city.
他不該受這樣的罪 He doesn't deserve that.
他應該在家的 和自己的家人在一起 圍著他的聖誕樹 He deserves to be at home with his own family around his Christmas tree.
天... Oh, dear God...
我知道他在哪裡了 ...I know where he is.
我得趕到洛克菲勒中心 I need to get to Rockefeller Center.
-進來 -謝謝 - Hop in. - Thank you.
我知道即使我做了好事 也不值得可以過聖誕節 I know I don't deserve a Christmas even if I did do a good deed.
我不要任何禮物 I don't want any presents.
相反 我想收回曾對家人說過的尖酸話 Instead, I want to take back every mean thing I ever said to my family...
即使他們不收回他們曾說過的 ...even if they don't do the same.
我不在乎 我愛全部的家人 包括巴斯 I don't care. I love all of them. Including Buzz.
假如不能夠再見到他們 我可不可以只見我媽? If I can't see all of them, could I just see my mother?
我一生以後什麼也不要 我只要我媽 I'll never want another thing, ever. I just want my mother.
我知道今晚見不到她 I know it won't be tonight...
但答應讓我再見到她 任何時候 ...but promise me I can see her again. Sometime. Anytime.
即使只有幾分鐘 Even if it's just once and only for a few minutes.
我只想跟她說對不起 I need to tell her I'm sorry.
凱文? Kevin?
媽? Mom?
靈驗得真快? That worked fast!
凱文 Oh, Kevin.
媽 對不起 Mom, I'm sorry.
我也對不起你 I'm sorry too.
聖誕快樂 媽 Merry Christmas, Mom.
聖誕快樂 寶貝 Merry Christmas, sweetheart.
謝謝 Thank you.
我們走吧 Let's go.
你怎知道我在這裡? How'd you know I was here?
我知道你和聖誕樹分不開 而這是最大的一棵 I know you and Christmas trees, and this is the biggest.
其他家人在哪裡? Where's everyone else?
在酒店 他們也不喜歡棕欖樹 At the hotel. They didn't like palm trees either.
下雪了 是早上! Holy smokes, it's morning!
是聖誕早上 各位! It's Christmas morning, man.
別高興太早 Don't get your hopes up.
嗯? Huh?
聖誕老人不會來酒店的 I don't think Santa visits hotels.
聖誕老人無所不在 Are you nuts? He's omnipresent.
他哪裡都能去 He goes everywhere.
大家快起床 聖誕節到了 Wake up, it's Christmas!
媽! 爸! 聖誕節了! Mom! Dad! It's Christmas!
它從何而來? Where'd it come from?
媽 爸 快來看這個! Mom! Dad! You gotta see this!
-我的天! -彼得! - My gosh! - Peter!
我們沒走錯房間嗎? Are we in the right room?
別拆我的禮物 Don't open any of mine.
-誰是鄧肯先生? -鄧肯? 我不知道? - Who's Mr. Duncan? - Duncan? I don't know.
各位 安靜一下 Everybody calm down.
冷靜! Calm down!
好吧! 現在... All right. Now...
假如凱文一開始沒惹事 ...if Kevin hadn't screwed up in the first place, again...
那我們便不會住在這麼大的酒店房間 ...we wouldn't be in this most perfect...
還有這麼多的免費禮物 ...and huge hotel room with all this free stuff.
所以... So...
應由凱文開第一份禮物才公平 ...I think it only fair that Kevin get to open the first gift.
然後我再開 接著輪到大家 Then I'll go and the rest of you and so on.
聖誕快樂 凱文 Merry Christmas, Kev.
聖誕快樂 巴斯 Merry Christmas, Buzz.
聖誕快樂 凱文 Merry Christmas, Kevin.
好啦! 聖誕快樂! All right! Merry Christmas!
感動時間夠了 Enough gooey sh...Show of emotion.
各位 拆禮物了 Everyone, let's dig in!
大家等一等! 把包裝紙留下 留著明年可以再用 Everybody, save the paper. We can use it next year. And the bows.
聖誕快樂 Merry Christmas.
凱文! Kevin!
聖誕快樂! Merry Christmas!
我有東西要給你 I got something for you.
這是什麼? What's this?
是斑鳩 我一個 你一個 It's a turtledove. I have one. You have one.
只要我們各有一個 我們就永遠是朋友 As long as we each have a turtledove, we'll be friends forever.
凱文 Oh, Kevin.
謝謝你 Thank you.
我不會忘記你的 相信我 I won't forget you. Trust me.
麥先生的住房帳單 The room service bill, sir.
聖誕快樂 Merry Christmas.
真是沒得說 Nice family.
對 Really.
好個聖誕快樂 Merry Christmas indeed.
爹 Davis
凱文! Kevin!
你居然花了967元叫房間服務?! You spent $967 on room service?!