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啊哈 A-ha!
海綿寶寶 海陸大出擊
咦 Eh?
陷阱 "Booby Traps"?
啊 Ah...
哦 你在這兒 我的小可愛 Oh, there you are, my lovely.
恩 那是什麼 Hmm! What's that?
拿走這本書 Take the book?
我可不介意這麼做 I don't mind if I do.
終於 它是我的了 At last, it is mine.
終於 你是老子的了 Finally, you are mine.
好啊 來干一架 骨架子 All right. Let's do this. Bare knuckles.
放大招吧 骨架子 你才嚇不倒我 Bring it on, skinny. You don't scare me.
你有七點的牌嗎 You got any sevens?
沒有 Go fish.
那就是你全部的能耐嗎 Is that all you got?
哦哈哈 Ooh.
唔 Hmm.
我的天 這書早該還了 Man, this is way overdue.
曾幾何時 在海底世界 "Once upon a time, under the sea,
有一個叫比奇堡的小鎮 "There was a little town called Bikini Bottom.
在這座小鎮裏 有一個叫 "In this town, there was a place
蟹堡王的地方 "Called The Krusty Krab,
在那裏 人們可以吃到一個叫 "Where folks would come to eat a thing
美味蟹黃堡的東西 "Called the Krabby Patty.
每一個油膩膩的勺子的背後都有一個用它炒菜的廚子 "Every greasy spoon has a fry cook,
這個勺子的背後 "And the one who worked here"
是一個叫海綿寶寶的廚子 "Was named SpongeBob SquarePants."
# 誰住在海下的菠蘿裏 # # Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? #
# 是海綿寶寶 # # SpongeBob SquarePants! #
淡定點 淡定點 # 方方黃黃伸縮自如 # Just hold it. Hold it. # Absorbent and yellow and porous is he #
# 海綿寶寶 # # SpongeBob SquarePants! #
# 如果四處探險是你的願望 # # If nautical nonsense be something you wish #
# 海綿寶寶 # # SpongeBob SquarePants! #
# 那就掉在甲板上 想魚兒一樣撲騰 # # Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish #
# 海綿寶寶 # # SpongeBob SquarePants! #
夠了 Stop!
啊 Huh?
只有一個比會說話的鳥更討人厭的東西 There's only one thing worse
那就是 than talking birds, and that would be...
會唱歌的鳥 Singing birds!
好的 我保證不唱唱唱歌 Okay, I promise not to # si-I-I-ng. #
看看我們吧 Take it from us.
他真的很討厭唱歌的鳥 He really does hate singing birds.
繼續讀酥吧 拜脫啦 皮瓦特先生 Just keep weading. Pwease, Mr. Piwate, sir.
我講故事的時候 你們靠近點 Come closer while I tell you the tale.
- 好 開始吧 - 不 別靠這麼近 - Okay, start reading. - No. Not that close!
好 嗯 Yeah. Hmm.
好了 開始咯 All right, here we go.
海綿寶寶很愛他的 Now, SpongeBob loved his job
廚師工作 as a fry cook...
超過愛任何事 more than anything.
這很說明問題 And that is saying a lot
因為他熱愛一切 because he loved everything!
他愛他的寵物蝸牛 小蝸 He loved his pet snail, Gary.
他愛他最好的朋友 派大星 He loved his best friend, Patrick.
他愛吹泡泡 He loved blowing bubbles
- 和抓水母 - 喲呵 - and jellyfishing. - Whee!
他喜歡為比奇堡的人們 He loved making Krabby Patties
製作美味蟹黃堡 for the folks of Bikini Bottom
人們也同樣喜歡吃美味蟹黃堡 just as much as they loved eating them.
你也許會問為什麼 Why, you may ask,
他們這麼喜歡這個油膩膩的小三明治呢 do they love this greasy little sandwich so much?
為什麼他們把它當做早餐 Why did they eat them for breakfast...
午餐 lunch,
還有晚餐 and dinner,
甚至不顧醫生的警告 despite their doctor's warnings?
他將在一周內去世 He'll be gone in a week.
哦 哈羅德 Oh, Harold!
哦 這是一個秘密 Oh. It was a secret.
沒人確切知道 No one was sure what was
這些美味蟹黃堡裏面加了什麼使其如此美味 in these patties that made them so delicious.
而且說實話 沒人在乎 And, frankly, no one cared,
- 除了痞老闆 - 咩 - except for Plankton. - Meh.
痞老闆在蟹堡王的對面 Plankton owned a restaurant right across the street
開了一家 from The Krusty Krab,
沒人光顧的餐館 where no one ate
因為那裏的東西超級難吃 because the food was really bad.
哼 真的有必要這麼說嗎 Now, is that really necessary?
痞老闆費盡畢生精力想去 Plankton had made it his life's work
偷美味蟹黃堡的秘方 to steal the recipe.
海綿寶寶 求你了 我們來談一談吧 SpongeBob, please, let's talk about this!
而海綿寶寶總是在那保護它 And SpongeBob was always there to protect it.
但是今天 事情 But today, things
會有所不同了 would be different.
早上好 海綿寶寶 Good morning, SpongeBob!
早上好 派大星 Morning, Patrick!
你來這兒買你的午餐的餐前小食美味蟹黃堡嗎 You here for your pre-lunch Krabby Patty?
我今天要買兩個 I'm getting two today.
一個給自己 一個給我朋友 One for me and one for my friend.
哦 我見過你這位朋友嗎 Oh. Have I met this friend?
你懂的啦 海綿寶寶 "You know me, SpongeBob."
享用吧 派大星的肥肚子 Enjoy, Patrick's tummy.
十三 Thirteen,
十四 十五 fourteen, fifteen...
嘿 蟹老闆 我想我們星期四已經拿到 Hey, Mr. Krabs, I thought we got
我們的外賣塔塔醬了 our tartar sauce delivery on Thursday.
塔塔 Tartar...
醬 Sauce?
正中靶心 Bull's-eye!
痞老闆 Plankton!
所以他想來一場食物大戰 對嗎 So it's a food fight he wants, eh?
歡迎來到痞老闆空軍 Welcome to Air Plankton.
請調直座椅靠背並且收起桌板 Please put your seat backs and tray tables up
因為我們接近我們的目的地了 as we're now approaching our final destination.
好的 派大星 裝載土豆 Okay, Patrick, load the potatoes!
土豆泥還是土豆片 長官 Mashed or scalloped, sir?
不 派大星 生的 No, Patrick. Raw.
遵命 長官 Sir, yes, sir!
裝載完畢 鎖定目標 Locked and loaded!
別擔心 小秘方 你在這兒會很安全 Don't worry, little formuler, you'll be safe in this,
恩 很安全 uh, safe.
開火 Fire!
土豆 Potatoes?
他快來了 He's closing in!
我認為在他到達之前 我們還有幾分鐘 I think we have a few minutes before he gets here.
他就在我們頭頂上 He's right on top of us!
嘿嘿 下薯條雨了 Hey, it's raining fries!
這得要數不清的土豆才能把我這個寶貝打下去 It's gonna take a lot more than potatoes to bring this baby down.
或者也許不用那麼多 Or maybe not.
喲呵 Whoo!
等下 派大星 他有一個坦克 Wait a minute, Patrick, look! He's got a tank!
好啊 蟹老闆 你現在一定自身難保了 Well, Krabs, you're certainly in a pickle now!
嘿 下醃黃瓜雨了 Hey, it's raining pickles!
現在 下 Now it's raining...
坦克了 Tanks.
別客氣 You're welcome!
芬蘭失守 Finland.
請您指示 長官 Your orders, sir!
我要兩個美味蟹黃堡 多加番茄醬 I'll have two Krabby Patties-extra ketchup,
多加芥末 不要蛋黃醬 extra mustard, and hold the mayo.
打錯了 Wrong channel!
請您指示 長官 Your orders, sir!
多加番茄醬 多加芥末 準備好蛋黃醬 Extra ketchup! Extra mustard! Hold the mayo!
遵命 長官 Yes, sir!
多加番茄醬 多加芥末 Extra ketchup! Extra mustard!
蛋黃醬已準備 Hold the mayo!
發射醬料 Unleash the condiments!
可有味道啦 With relish.
不好意思啦 Excuse me.
有人嗎 Hello?
- 我猜你們是不想掙錢了吧 - 錢錢哦 - Guess y'all don't want my money. - Money?
謝謝惠顧 下次再來 Thank you! Come again!
我再也托不住蛋黃醬了 I can't hold the mayo any longer!
蛋黃醬 好吧 這得要無數的蛋黃醬才能阻止 Mayo? Well, it's going to take a lot more than mayo to stop...
又怎麼了 Now what?
哦 Oh!
我突然想起來 我不為蟹老闆工作 I just remembered, I don't work for Mr. Krabs!
有機器人 機器人 Robot! Robot!
機器人 巨大的機器人 Robot! Giant robot!
機器人 機器人 Robot! Robot!
蟹老闆 痞老闆來了 他還有個巨大的機器人 Mr. Krabs, Plankton's here and he's got a giant robot!
快點 小伙子 擋住門 Quick, boy, bar the door!
搞定 Got it!
我要把那個秘方 I'll take one secret formula...
帶走 to go.
哦 藤壺怪 沒油了嗎 Oh, barnacles. I'm out of gas?
我可還沒完 I'm not through yet.
我有能讓你交出秘方的東西 I've got something that will make you hand over that formula.
你不能拒絕的東西 Something you can't resist.
錢 Money!
是的 啊 Yes! Huh?
這是 這是 這是不可能的 That's... That's... That's impossible!
啊 上周這裏面還裝滿了錢 Well, it was full of money just last week.
然後 我買了一個飛機 建造了一輛坦克 And then I bought that airplane and built that tank.
聽起來 Sounds to me like
某人好像有一丟丟破產了喲 someone's just a wee bit broke!
好吧 蟹老闆 我想是你贏了 Well, Krabs, I guess you've won.
我花光了自己掙得每一分錢 I've spent every penny I've ever made
來努力讓你破產倒閉 trying to put you out of business.
除了這一枚 我最後的一分錢 Except this one. My last penny.
但是 我能拿這麼少的錢做什麼呢 Besides, what can I do with one measly cent anyway?
給你個小建議 你可以把它給我 You could give it to me. Just a suggestion.
來吧 拿著 Here, take it.
你已經拿走了我的一切 這一枚硬幣又算什麼呢 You've taken everything else. Why not?
好了 痞老闆 就像一個再次加熱的蟹堡 Well, Plankton, like a reheated Krabby Patty,
你又失敗了 you've been foiled again.
我想這意味著秘方永遠 I guess this means the secret formula
安全了 對嗎 蟹老闆 is safe forever, right, Mr. Krabs?
當然了 小伙子 It sure does, boy.
你為什麼不快點走呢 Why don't you scurry along?
謝謝你的到來 祝你過得愉快 Thanks for coming! Have a nice day!
他已經在外面哭了二十分鐘了 He's been out there crying for 20 minutes.
可憐啊 Pathetic.
我這就去外面幸災樂禍一下 I'm just going to go out there and gloat a little.
獨眼大俠呼叫筆記本大俠 說話 筆記本大俠 Cyclops to Laptop. Come in, Laptop.
"筆記本大俠" 你意識到那個昵稱很損人嗎 "Laptop." You do realize that nickname is demeaning?
我比普通筆記本電腦有高一倍的程序處理能力 I have twice the processing power of a laptop.
別在意 保持無線電的暢通安靜 Never mind. Maintain radio silence.
終於 Finally!
啊 Huh?
一個電壓板 嗯 蟹老闆 A pressure plate, eh, Krabs?
太小兒科了 Amateur hour.
哼 Hmm.
完美 Perfect!
挺像的嘛 Not a bad likeness.
足夠唬弄那個傻逼蟹老闆了 Good enough to fool that idiot Krabs.
輕輕地 小心地 Easy, easy.
痞老闆破產啦 喲呵 哈哈 Plankton's broke! Ooh-ooh.
你看給蟹老闆樂的 Look at Mr. Krabs go.
我以前從沒見過他這麼幸災樂禍 I've never seen him gloat this hard before.
嗨 好吧 痞老闆 Hey, well, Plankton,
我的拇指炎提醒我不能再跳舞了 me bunions are telling me it's time to stop gloating.
嗯 看起來你的身體要散架了 Huh? Looks like you're falling apart at the seams.
- 啊 - 可憐可憐我 - Huh? - Poor me.
- 嗚嗚 嗚嗚 - 是個機器人 - Sob, sob. - A robot?
痞老闆 Plankton?
哦噢 Uh-oh.
不妙了 That ain't good.
啟動一級防禦程序 Initiating lockdown sequence.
我的秘方 Me formuler!
啊 喔 Huh? Ow!
不 不 不 不 No, no, no! No!
章魚哥 快開門 Squidward! Open up!
哈哈 勝利之舞 芭芭拉 Ha-ha, victory dance. Boo-ya.
把它給我 Give me that!
來吧 海綿寶寶 加入我 Come on, SpongeBob, join me!
我們會變成高富帥的 And we'll be rich and powerful,
除非我最後出賣你 until I eventually betray you.
- 啊 加入我 - 不 休想 - Uh, join me! - No! Never!
我永遠都是蟹老闆團隊的一員 I'm on Team Krabs for life!
痞老闆 Plankton!
怎麼回事 它去哪兒了 What? Where'd it go?
等等 分子拆解嗎 Wait a minute. Molecular deconstruction?
我已經七次證明那是不可能發生的事 I proved that to be a scientific impossibility seven times!
等等 Wait a minute.
小蝸的垃圾今天好像忘了倒了 I think I forgot to empty Gary's litter box today.
痞老闆 我的秘方呢 Where's me formuler, Plankton?
我 我不知道 突然就消失了 I... I don't know! It just disappeared!
你覺得我會相信你嗎 你個滿嘴謊話的傢伙 Why should I believe you, you lying liar?
一般來說 你說的是對的 蟹老闆 Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs,
但這次他沒說假話 它突然就變沒了 but this time he's telling the truth. It just vanished!
是真的 It's true!
蟹老闆 我給你說他是無辜的 Mr. Krabs, I'm telling you he's innocent!
老蟹 你想幹嘛 What are you going to do, Krabs?
往我身上潑熱油 Pour hot oil on me?
還是往我指甲裏扎竹筍 Or put bamboo shoots under my nails?
錯 咚咚咚 咚咚咚 No. Knock, knock.
敲門遊戲 我可以玩這個一整天 老蟹 Knock-knock jokes? I can do this all day, Krabs.
咚咚咚 咚咚咚 Knock, knock.
哦 好吧 誰在敲門 Oh, boy. Who's there?
吉米 Jimmy.
哪個吉米 Jimmy who?
還我秘方的吉米 痞老闆 Jimmy back my formuler, Plankton!
好吧 太愚蠢了 這就是傳說中的拷問嗎 Well, that's stupid, but how is it torture?
等著瞧吧 You'll see.
「還我秘方的吉米」 "Jimmy back my formula"?
呵呵 Hmm.
喔 Oh!
我懂了 I get it!
啊 讓他停下來 老蟹 別讓他再嗷嗷叫了 Oh, make it stop, Krabs! Make it stop!
蟹老闆 海綿寶寶 閉嘴 Mr. Krabs? SpongeBob, zip it!
謝你了 章魚哥 Thank you, Squidward.
顧客們越來越焦躁了 The customers are getting restless!
他們要求 They're asking for
退款 refunds.
退款 Refunds.
退款 Refunds?
退款 退款 Refund! Refund!
聽著 孩子 趕緊進去 Listen up, boy. Get in there
給顧客們拿些美味蟹黃堡 and make me customers some Krabby Patties!
好了 老皮 哦 All right, Plankton... Huh?
海綿寶寶 孩子 出什麼事了 SpongeBob! What's wrong, boy?
美味蟹黃堡賣完了 We're out of Krabby Patties?
沒有秘方怎麼做美味蟹黃堡啊 How can we make more Krabby Patties without the secret formula?
你現在也該把秘方給記下來了吧 You've got to have that formuler memorized by now!
可你說過啊 老闆 But as you are aware, sir,
員工手冊寫的清清楚楚 我讀一下 the employee handbook clearly states, and I quote,
「所有員工禁止 將全部或部分」 "No employee may, in part or in whole,"
「美味蟹黃堡的秘方」 "Commit the Krabby Patty secret formula"
「以書面或視覺形式給記錄下來」 "To any recorded written or visual form,"
「包括記憶，做夢，或繡花邊」 "Including memories, dreams, and/or needlepoint."
去死吧 臭條款 Curse you, fine print!
退款 退款 退款 Refund! Refund! Refund!
住手 Stop!
我不是你們的敵人 I'm not your enemy!
痞老闆才是 Plankton is your enemy!
他是海葵還是浮游啊 So is he an anemone or a plankton?
好吧 總的有人敲吧 Well, someone had to do it.
但是蟹老闆 But Mr. Krabs...
他把這個偷走了 He took this from you!
美味蟹黃堡 我幾乎就快吃到它了 Krabby Patty... I can almost taste it.
呃 蟹老闆 痞老闆沒偷走秘方 Uh, Mr. Krabs, Plankton didn't take the secret formula.
住嘴 海綿寶寶 Not now, SpongeBob!
嘿 我點的可是雙份美味蟹黃堡 Hey! I ordered a double Krabby Patty!
所以和我一起 幫我奪回秘方 So join me! Help get the formuler back,
我會給每人一個免費的美味蟹黃堡 and I'll give each and every one of you a free Krabby Patty!
哦 不 等等 Oh, no! Wait!
這樣更好 一個輕微的折扣 Even better, a slight discount!
去海之霸 To The Chum Bucket!
但他真沒偷啊 But he didn't do it.
我已經把它拿在手裏了 I had it right in my greedy little mitts,
然後 噗 and then... Poof!
它就消失了 永遠的消失了 And now it's gone. Gone forever.
哦 我差點就讓人對我又敬又怕了 Oh, I was so close to gaining the people's respect-slash-fear.
呃 痞老闆 Um, Plankton?
哦 這屌絲的日子什麼時候才是個頭 Oh, when will my frustration-slash-humiliation end?
- 痞老闆 - 閉嘴 親愛的 - Plankton? - Not now, hon!
我又瘋言瘋語了 I'm ranting-slash-raving.
好吧 什麼事啊 All right, what is it?
這個 我本想告訴你外面有一群暴徒 Well, I was trying to tell you there's an angry mob outside.
但他們現在進來了 But now they're inside.
喔 Oh.
嗨 我只是個打工的 Hmm? I just work here.
我們很樂意跟你聊聊 We'd like to have a word with you!
你們看起來很餓啊 You all look very hungry.
有人要吃海霸堡嗎 Can I get anybody a Chum Burger?
收起你的好意 痞老闆 Enough with the niceties, Plankton!
這是我最後一次問你 This is the last time I'm going to ask you.
我的秘方在哪兒 Where is me formuler?
我告訴過你 老蟹 我沒拿 I told you, Krabs, I don't have it.
回答錯誤 Wrong answer.
住手 Stop!
好了 蟹老闆 讓我來處理 All right, Mr. Krabs, let me get in on this.
到底什麼情況 What's going on around here?
蟹老闆 你最好後退一點 You may want to step back a little, Mr. Krabs.
可能會有點殘暴 This could get messy.
我很期待 Let's hope so.
痞老闆 你不打算交代是吧 So you won't talk, eh, Plankton?
不要逼我出手啊 I didn't want to have to do this.
痞老闆 嘗嘗痛苦的滋味吧 Plankton, here comes the pain.
往眼裏抹肥皂 呃 真惡毒 Soap in the eye, eh? Diabolical!
不 住手 不要 No! Stop! Don't!
等等 那看起來可不痛苦啊 Wait. That didn't look painful.
蟹老闆 你可能不會理解我將要做什麼 Mr. Krabs, you may not understand what I'm about to do today,
但總有一天 我們會一笑泯恩仇的 but someday we'll look back and have a good laugh.
等一下 Wait a minute.
嗨 他們要逃跑啦 Hey, they're getting away!
對不起 蟹老闆 Sorry, Mr. Krabs!
原來 你欺騙我了那麼久啊 是嗎 So, you've been running a long con on me, eh?
這些年你一直在為痞老闆做事 All these years you've been working for Plankton!
他們狼狽為奸 They're in cahoots!
是啊 我覺得這樣稱呼更簡潔 Yeah, I guess that's a short way of saying it.
把那個泡泡打下來 Stop that bubble!
請告訴我下面有個席夢思 Please tell me there's something soft below me.
嗯 沒有 Mmm, nope.
海綿寶寶 SpongeBob!
唔 你就像我的孩子一般 Oh. You were like an underpaid son to me.
我寧願是章魚哥在我背後捅我一刀 I would've expected Squidward to stab me in the back.
啊 啥事 啊 Huh? What? Huh?
但海綿寶寶 But SpongeBob?
我最信任的員工 為我最大的仇人做事 Me most trusted employee? Working with me sworn enemy?
你懂我的意思 章魚哥 You know what this means, Mr. Squidward.
是不是要放長假了 We get the rest of the day off?
不 No!
我擔心的預兆就要降臨 This be but a harbinger of what I fear lies ahead.
對你們 對我 For you. For me.
對所有比奇堡的人們 For all of Bikini Bottom!
美味蟹黃堡將我們團結在了一起 The Krabby Patty is what ties us all together!
沒有了它 社會秩序馬上就要完全崩塌了 Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order.
全面的動亂 A war of all against all!
黑暗時期就要來臨 Dark times are ahead.
真真正正的黑暗時期 Dark times indeed!
真的嗎 Seriously?
你會不會有點反應過度了 Aren't you overreacting a bit?
啥 Huh?
歡迎來到世界末日 章魚哥 Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward.
希望你喜歡你的皮衣 I hope you like leather.
我更喜歡軟羊皮 I prefer suede.
因此比奇堡永遠地 And so Bikini Bottom became
變成了末日廢墟 an apocalyptic cesspool forevermore.
劇終 The end.
等一下 結局也太糟糕了吧 Wait a minute. That's a terrible ending.
哦 太糟糕了 真的太糟糕了 什麼 什麼 Oh, this is bad. Really bad. What? What?
海綿寶寶正陷入困境而故事就這樣完了 SpongeBob's in trouble and the story's over?
哎呦 哎呦 哎呦 Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
嗨 叫個心理醫生 Hey, call a therapist!
我有焦慮癥 I have anxiety!
那不可能是故事的結局 There is no way that that's the end of this story.
那當然是 我會給你看 Of course it is. I'll show you.
轉過去 Just turn around.
哦 好吧 Oh, all right.
嗨 Hey!
我還要靠那個飛呢 你個混蛋 I need that to fly, you jerk.
劇 "The
終 "End"!
那根本不是劇終 That's not the end!
那就是 Of course it is!
把書鬆開 你放手 Unhand that book! You let go of that!
鬆手 你個笨蛋 Let go, you numbskull!
你最好讀下去 船長先生 You better keep reading, Mr. Pirate,
要不然 or else!
我知道不能亂扔垃圾 但那結局就是個垃圾 I know I shouldn't be littering, but that ending was rubbish!
垃圾 Rubbish!
早上好 章魚哥 我要個一般的漢堡 Good morning, Squidward. I'll have the usual.
加奶酪 With cheese.
我們現在已經沒有美味蟹黃堡了 We're out of Krabby Patties right now!
沒有美味蟹黃堡了 No Krabby Patties?
不 No!
看看比奇堡變成什麼樣了 Look what's become of Bikini Bottom.
我們必須把秘方給找回來 We've really gotta get that formula back.
嗯 你是說找回秘方 Hmm. Get the secret formula, you say?
對不起 給我點時間 Excuse me, I need a moment.
有了秘方 我就能統治世界 With that formula, I could rule the world!
你知道我能聽見你的話 對嗎 You know I can hear you, right?
好吧 我們現在怎麼做 Well, what do we do now?
現在我們在一起 你知道的 團隊合作 Now we work together. You know, teamwork.
什麼是 呃 「團堆合作」 What's, uh, "Tee-am work"?
不是 痞老闆 是團隊合作 No, Plankton, teamwork.
團堆合作 Tee-am work.
- 團隊合作 - 彈隊合作 - Teamwork. -Tie-'em work.
- 團隊合作 - 實煎到 - Teamwork. - Tie 'em up!
念"團隊" 就像是一個體育 - 團隊 Say "Team," Like a sports... - Team.
- 團隊 現在念"合作" - 合作 - Team. Now say "Work." - Work.
把它們連著讀 你得到什麼 Put them together. What do you got?
定時炸彈 工作 Time bomb work.
好多了 Getting better!
現在 比奇堡新聞快報 Now, Bikini Bottom Action News!
哦 嘿 派大星 Oh, hey, Patrick!
美味蟹黃堡 美味蟹黃堡 美味蟹黃堡 美味蟹黃堡 Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty!
美味蟹黃堡 美味蟹黃堡 美味 Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby...
美味蟹黃堡 美味 Krabby Patty, Krabby...
美味蟹黃堡 Krabby Patty...
美味 Krabby...
美味 Krabby!
好吧 肚子兄 Come on, tummy,
這將是漫長的一天 it's gonna be a long day.
很抱歉打斷您正常的收視 We interrupt your regular program
有一條突發新聞 for an important news bulletin.
鱸魚帕金斯在比奇堡鎮中心 Perch Perkins reporting live
為您現場直播 from downtown Bikini Bottom.
因為美味蟹黃堡的突然斷貨 Complete chaos here today as our town attempts to deal with
小鎮陷入了徹底的混亂 哇啊 a sudden and complete shortage of Krabby Patties. Whoa!
發生這件事讓我們不禁想問 Events here have this reporter wondering,
到底美味蟹黃堡的秘方是什麼 what is the secret ingredient in Krabby Patties anyway?
是愛 那個秘方就是愛 It's love! The secret ingredient is love!
再也沒有美味蟹黃堡了嗎 No more Krabby Patties?
如果我早知道是這樣 If I'd have known that,
我就會細嚼慢嚥了 啊 I'd have chewed it slower. Huh?
這他喵的是什麼 What the corndog is that?
別這樣 痞老闆 很簡單 Come on, Plankton, it's easy!
團隊的意思是 我幫你 你幫我 It means, I help you, you help me,
然後我們就達成我們的目標 and when we accomplish our goal,
然後我們搭手慶祝 then we do hands in the middle.
搭手慶祝嗎 不 不 聽起來太蠢了 Hands in the middle? No, no. Sounds idiotic.
而且 我們兩個的實力和那些暴徒相差懸殊 Besides, the two of us are no match for that cranky mob!
我們也許會用到一點 We could probably use a few more
團堆合作 tee-am works.
我剛才想的正是如此 That's exactly what I was thinking!
等一下 你在做什麼 Wait, what are you doing?
我 I
需要 美味蟹黃堡 Need Krabby Patties!
派大星 你在幹什麼 Patrick, what are you doing?
美味蟹黃堡 Krabby Patties!
損壞公物之類的事情 Vandalizing stuff.
這難道不是你的家嗎 Isn't that your house?
嘿 有什麼問題嗎 Hey, what's with all the questions?
你們這些傢伙是誰 Who are you guys?
是我啊 你最好的朋友 海綿寶寶 It's me, your best friend! SpongeBob?
哦 是嗎 好吧 如果你是海綿寶寶 Oh, yeah? Well, if you're SpongeBob,
那麼暗號是什麼 then what's the secret password?
啊 Uh...
答對了 真是你 Correct! It is you!
- 海綿寶寶 - 哇哦 - SpongeBob! - Whoa!
- 海綿寶寶 - 派大星 - SpongeBob. - Patrick!
海綿寶寶 SpongeBob!
你為什麼不在蟹堡王好好做美味蟹黃堡呢 Why aren't you at The Krusty Krab making Krabby Patties?
好吧 我也想啊 但是配方沒了 Well, I'd love to, but the formula's gone.
是啊 蟹老闆說你和痞老闆把它拿走了 Yeah, Mr. Krabs says you and Plankton took it.
不 事情不是這樣的 No, that's not what happened.
它就是憑空消失了 It just disappeared.
我們組了個團隊要一起找到它 We're putting a team together to find it.
一個團隊嗎 A team?
哦 哦 帶我一個 帶我一個 帶我一個 Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
好吧 派大星 加你一個 Okay, Patrick, you're in.
這樣不太好吧 海綿寶寶 I don't know, SpongeBob.
這個活寶能給這個團堆帶來什麼呢 What exactly does this clown bring to the tee-am?
他帶來了忠誠 痞老闆 He brings loyalty, Plankton.
忠誠 是不是 派大星 Loyalty. Isn't that right, Patrick?
是啊 是啊 忠誠 Yeah, yeah, loyalty.
我抓住海綿寶寶了 I've got SpongeBob!
他在這裏 He's over here!
我們去抓住他 Let's go get him!
快點 海綿寶寶 我們快離開這 Come on, SpongeBob, let's get out of here!
派大星 Patrick!
派大星 你為什麼要這麼做 Patrick, why are you doing this?
因為 我 需要 Because I need
美味蟹黃堡 Krabby Patties!
快點 我很餓 Hurry up! I'm hungry!
就在這 Over here!
夥計們 我還在團隊裏嗎 Guys, am I still on the team?
嘿 你在瞅什麼 Hey, what are you looking at?
珊迪 Sandy!
珊迪 Sandy?
珊迪 你在家嗎 Sandy, are you home?
天呀 痞老闆 我想知道她在哪 Gee, Plankton, I wonder where she is.
這些東西都是什麼啊 What is all this stuff?
珊迪 Sandy?
不要碰那個 Don't touch that!
媽咪媽咪吽 Incoherent muttering.
珊迪 你還好嗎 Sandy? Are you okay?
好嗎 Okay?
你看過外面嗎 那對你來說看起來"好嗎" Have you looked outside? Does that seem "Okay" To you?
我正在試著弄清楚這個世界到底發生了什麼 I'm trying to figure out what happened to society.
如果我們不馬上把它修復好 If we don't fix it soon,
一切都不復存在了 there won't be anything left to fix!
珊迪 Sandy?
美味蟹黃堡的斷貨讓她瘋狂了 The lack of Krabby Patties has driven her mad.
我覺得我找到答案了 And I think I figgered it out.
看 Look.
當這個從天而降的時候 When this came down from above,
我就知道它只意味著一件事 I knew it could only mean one thing.
那麼意味著什麼 And that would be?
意味著 這是末日 It means it's the end!
三明治之神對我們施以怒火 The sandwich gods are angry with us!
三明治之神 Sandwich gods?
我只是不知道我們怎麼做才能平息怒火 I just don't know how we're going to appease them!
你還有其他朋友嗎 You got any other friends
那些不那麼神經質的 who aren't dim bulbs or nut jobs?
我有個會一直對我忠誠的朋友 Well, I have one friend who's loyal to the very end.
小蝸 我回家了 Gary, I'm home.
小蝸 Gare-bear?
小蝸 Gary?
- 呃啊 - 啊 - Ugh. - Huh?
真噁心 Revolting!
但這意味著小蝸就在附近 But it means Gary is close by!
小蝸 我回來了 Gary, I'm back!
哇哦 Whoa.
哦 嘿 小蝸 痞老闆和我 Oh, hey, Gary, Plankton and I
需要你來幫我們找到美味蟹黃堡的配方 need you to help us find the Krabby Patty formula
並且讓比奇堡恢復正常 and fix Bikini Bottom.
你是什麼意思 你不用按我說的做了 What do you mean, you don't have to do as I say anymore?
你是什麼意思 "蝸牛之王" What do you mean, "King of Snails"?
小蝸你這個蝸牛 快點下來和我們一起組隊 Gary The Snail, you get down here right now and join this team!
你是什麼意思 "抓住他們" What do you mean, "Seize them"?
你為什麼要跑 Why are you running?
因為他們就在我們的後面 Because they're right on our tail.
哦 對了 他們是蝸牛 Oh, right, snails.
你的團堆也就到此為止了 Well, so much for your tee-am.
組建一個團隊 Putting together a team
比我想像的要難多了 is a lot harder than I thought it would be!
這邊 This way!
在事態冷卻下來之前我們最好離開這裏 We better get out of here until things cool off.
我們熟悉和熱愛的一切都被毀了 Everything we know and love has been destroyed.
哦 是啊 看起來他們要 Oh, yeah, looks like they're gonna have to
把比奇堡的名字變為髒底褲了 change the name of Bikini Bottom to Dirty Bottom.
是吧 海綿寶寶 Right, SpongeBob?
這有點噁心 痞老闆 That's kind of gross, Plankton.
是的 是的 太快了 是吧 Yeah. Yeah, too soon, huh?
感覺像末日真的來臨一樣 This feels like it really is the end.
不要擔心 海綿寶寶 Don't worry, SpongeBob,
我們會找到秘方的 we'll find the secret formula
然後一切都會回歸正軌 and everything will go back to the way it was,
你知道的 所有人都很快樂 you know, all happy and junk.
現在 我們要睡會覺了 Now let's try and get some sleep.
是啊 我猜你是對的 Yeah, I guess you're right.
給你 感覺舒服點了嗎 Here you are. Feel comfy?
痞老闆 You know, Plankton,
我覺得你可能比你說的 I think you might know a little bit more
對團隊合作要瞭解的更多 about teamwork than you let on.
晚安 海綿寶寶 Good night, SpongeBob.
晚安 痞老闆 Good night, Plankton.
的確要"晚安" "Good night," Indeed.
這就對了 海綿寶寶 睡覺吧 That's right, SpongeBob, sleep.
你一定把那個秘方藏在那裏的某個地方了 You're hiding that formula in there somewhere.
啊 Huh?
好吧 這裏什麼也沒有 Well, here goes nothing.
啊 Huh?
這是什麼地方 What is this place?
甜蜜戰爭 Fudge fight!
哦 弄得我全身都是 Oh, it's all over me!
啊 這裏太甜蜜了 Ew! It's so sweet in here!
我覺得我的眼球得了牙痛 I think my eyeball is getting a toothache!
你好 痞老闆 Hello, Plankton.
過來和我們一起玩吧 Come and play with us.
快點 Hurry
在我們融化之前 before we melt.
哇哦 Whoa...
甜蜜過頭了 So much sweetness.
我覺得我要吐了 I think I'm going to be sick!
啊哈 Huh?
爸爸 Daddy!
啊 痞老闆 哦 痞老闆 Uh, Plankton? Oh, Plankton!
我剛剛做了一個最瘋狂的夢 而且你在夢裏 I just had the craziest dream! And you were in it!
我確定沒什麼要緊的 I'm sure it was nothing.
現在回去睡覺吧 Now go back to sleep.
你剛才在我的腦子裏嗎 Were you in my brain?
什麼 不 別瘋言瘋語了 What? No! That's crazy talk!
那麼為什麼在你的觸鬚上有棉花糖 Then why is there cotton candy on your antenna?
因為 呃 因為 呃 Because, uh, because, uh...
好吧 好吧 我剛才是在你腦子裏 Okay, fine, I was in your brain.
你在那裏做了什麼 What were you doing in there?
你認為我會做什麼 What do you think I was doing?
當然是尋找那個秘方 Looking for the secret formula.
- 什麼 - 不要裝無辜了 - What? - Don't act so innocent.
你知道我想要什麼 You knew what I was up to.
這就是你為什麼要假裝不知道那個秘方的原因 That's why you're pretending not to know the formula.
我沒有裝模作樣 I'm not pretending!
我真不敢相信你認為我在撒謊 I can't believe you thought I was lying.
嘿 不要對號入座 Hey, don't take it personally.
我只是假設所有人都在撒謊 I just assume everyone is lying.
這真是一個不友好的 That is a horrible way
- 生活方式 - 無所謂啦 - to live your life. - Whatever.
就是這樣 如果我們要在同一個團隊裏 It is! And if we're going to be on the same team...
可能我根本不想 Maybe I don't want to be
和你組堆 你懂了嗎 on the tee-am! You think of that?
但是 痞老闆 當你成為隊伍的一員時 But, Plankton, everything's better
一切似乎很好 when you're part of a team.
你不是想現在就唱歌吧 對嗎 You're not going to start singing, are you?
- 團隊協作 - 噢 老兄 - Teamwork! - Oh, brother.
當我們開始團隊協作時我們可以做任何事 We can do anything when we have teamwork
難道你不這麼認為嗎 我的朋友 Don't you think so, my friend?
不 團堆協作 No, tee-am work
那會妨礙我的哥人工作 Is getting in the way of my schee-am work
你有什麼不理解的 What don't you comprehend?
但是在一起工作是關鍵 But working together is the key
當我與你在一起沒有什麼是不可能完成的 Nothing's impossible when it's you and me
我自己一個人工作就很好 I'm doing just fine on my own
當你一個人工作時工作沒有任何樂趣 Work is no fun when you do it alone
如果我想把它做好 我會一個人親自去做 If I want it done right, I'll do it by myself
但是如果你想拿到在高高的書架上的一些東西呢 But what if you need something on a higher shelf?
但是我是 But I'm the target
一個非常恐怖 瘋狂末日後的暴徒 # Of a very scary, crazy post-apocalyptic mob!
好吧 這正說明你為什麼需要一個搭檔 Well, that's exactly why you need a partner
幫助你完成這個重要的工作 Helping you with this important job
我是一個錘子的話 你就是一枚釘子 I'll be the hammer, you'll be the nail
我是一艘小船的話 你就是風帆 I'll be the boat and you'll be the sail
我是花 那麼你就是那縷散發出來的香氣 I'm the flower, you're the aroma
現在我倒希望我陷入昏迷 Right now I wish I was in a coma
別這樣 Come on.
我在這裏是為了你而你在這裏也是為了我 I'm here for you and you're here for me
當你加上我就等於我們這是再好不過的事了 It's better when you plus me equals we
在和諧的氛圍中一起工作 Working together in harmony
肩並肩 我們就能實現我們的夢想 Side by side, we can reach our dreams
因為一切皆有可能 'Cause nothing's impossible
當我們成為一個團隊 When we're a team!
好吧 你可以把我放下來了 All right, you can put me down.
哦 Well...
我再也回不去到剛才那快樂一分鐘了 That's one minute of my life I'll never get back.
除非有一個時間機器 Not without a time machine.
等一下 抓住那個想法 Wait a minute. Hold that thought.
現在倒帶 Now back up.
慢一點 Slow down.
除非有一個時間機器 Not without a time machine.
呃 Hmm.
是的 Yes!
- 海綿寶寶 你真是一個天才 - 我是嗎 - SpongeBob, you're a genius! - I am?
如果我們建造一個時間機器 If we build a time machine,
我們就可以回到美味蟹黃堡秘方消失之前 we can go back to before the formula disappeared.
在整個社會分崩離析之前 在我們成為獵物之前 Before society broke down. Before we became the hunted!
這聽起來不錯 痞老闆 That sounds great, Plankton,
但是我們怎麼樣才能建造一個時間機器呢 but how do we build a time machine?
好吧 首先我們需要一部能量充足的電腦 Well, first we'll need a computer powerful enough
去計算關於時光旅行的那些錯綜複雜的數據 to calculate the intricacies of time travel.
我們可以從哪裏得到一台這樣的機器呢 Where would we get one of those?
嗯 Hmm.
就在那 我的電腦妻子 There she is. My computer wife.
他們將它綁在了後面的房間裏面 They've got her tied up in the back room.
我從來沒有看見海之霸餐廳有過這麼多人 I've never seen this many people at The Chum Bucket.
我從來沒看見那裏有過任何一個人 I've never seen anyone there.
現在真的有必要這麼說嗎 Now was that really necessary?
因為那裏的食物真的很糟糕 Cause the food's really bad.
噢 拜託 真的嗎 噓 Oh, come on! Really? Shh!
我們要如何躲過那些警衛呢 How are we gonna sneak past those guards?
嗯 Hmm.
好吧 看看我們這裏抓住了什麼 Well, what do we have here?
我們最好快點 那些傢伙真的很討厭輪胎啊 We better hurry. Those guys really hate tires.
我們永遠都進不去了 門是鎖住的 We'll never get in. The door's locked.
嗯 Hmm.
等等 窗戶是開著的 Wait. The window is open.
快來 痞老闆 Come on, Plankton,
現在是團隊協作的時候了 把我抬起來 it's time for some teamwork. Give me a boost.
好的 等一會兒 不 Okay. Wait a minute, no!
只需要再高一點 痞老闆 Just a little higher, Plankton.
痞老闆 Plankton?
為什麼你不把我抬高一些呢 Why don't you boost me up instead?
哦 對哦 好主意 Oh, yeah, good thinking.
快來 海綿寶寶 快點啊 Come on, SpongeBob, come on!
我們進來了 We're in!
噓 Shh!
那裏有一個守衛 There's a guard over there.
讓我們把掛在它脖子上的鑰匙拿下來 Let's take the key from around his neck.
我們要十分小心 We're gonna have to be very quiet.
讓我們踮著腳走路 Let's walk on the tips of our toes.
你能不要去彈那台該死的小鋼琴嗎 Will you stop playing that tiny piano?
你會讓我們都被抓起來的 You're gonna get us caught.
抱歉 Sorry.
現在只要慢慢靠近然後伸手抓住它 Now just reach over and grab it.
站住 誰在那裏 Halt! Who goes there?
停下 從上面把鑰匙取下來 噢 Stop! Pull it over his head! Oh.
停下 停下 停下 Stop, stop, stop!
讓我來 Let me get up there.
幫我一把 Help me.
什麼 What?
不 No!
痞老闆 幫忙 Plankton, help!
我會搖晃他 你得給他講一個睡前故事 I'll rock him, you tell him a bedtime story.
很久以前 Once upon a time
有一個又大又胖的粉色白癡睡著了 故事講完了 there was a big fat pink idiot who went to sleep. The end!
講的不錯 但是想把我哄睡著這點不夠 Nice try, but it's gonna take more than that to...
我告訴過你們了 我沒有那個秘方 你們這些怪物 I told you, I don't have the formula, you monsters!
- 嘿 寶貝兒 你過得怎麼樣 - 痞老闆 - Hey, baby, how are you? - Plankton!
我的英雄 你肯定需要什麼 My hero! You must need something,
不然你是不會回來的 otherwise you wouldn't have come back.
痞老闆已經有了一個拯救比奇堡的計劃 Plankton has a plan to save Bikini Bottom.
沒關係 痞老闆 蟹老闆知道你的所有計劃 It doesn't matter, Plankton. Krabs knows all your plans.
他已經通過我的硬盤 He's been through my hard drive
尋找到那個秘方 looking for the secret formula.
嗯 我從未得到過它 但是我們會得到它的 Eh, I never had it. But we're going to get it.
我們想要回到過去 We're gonna go back in time
在秘方消失之前偷到手 to steal the formula before it disappeared.
時光旅行 Time travel!
你準備從哪裏找一台能做這件事的電腦呢 Where are you gonna find a computer that can do that?
等一會兒 Wait a minute!
我之前從未拿過一個腦袋 I've never carried a head before.
你會習慣的 You'll get used to it.
它還熱乎著呢 It's still warm.
所以你還是不說話咯 嗯 So you won't talk, huh?
給它放點氣 Let some air out of him.
這就是我們建造時間機器的地方嗎 Is this where we're gonna build our time machine?
沒錯 這裏有任何我們需要的東西 Sure. It's got everything we need.
一個照相亭 A photo booth.
一個布谷鳥鬧鐘 A cuckoo clock.
還有一些過期薯片 Some day-old chips.
現在我們要做的就是把它建成了 Now all we have to do is build it.
噢 不 你不能這樣 Oh, no, you don't!
嘿 我的音笛 Hey, my pitch pipe!
呃 我需要它 為了建造時間機器 Uh, I need it. For the time machine.
噢 好吧 Oh. Okay.
安裝完成 Installed!
唔 Mmm.
我做到了 I did it!
不 是我們做到了 No, we did it!
等等 我們真的做到了 Wait. We did do it.
作為一個團堆 As a tee-am.
- 一個團隊 - 無所謂啦 - A team. - Whatever.
在一片和諧的氛圍裏工作 Working together in harmony
肩並肩 我們便可以實現我們的夢想 Side by side, we can reach our dreams
因為當我們是一個團隊之時一切皆有可能 # 'Cause nothing's impossible When we're a team #
好了 現在該裝上腦袋了 Okay, now for the brains!
好了 痞老闆 這就對了 Okay, Plankton, this is it.
這將把我所有的處理器和能源 It's gonna take all my processors
都花費在啟動運轉時間機器上 and energy to power this time machine.
所以如果你有任何想要告訴我的事 So if you have anything you wanna tell me,
你最好現在都說了 you better tell me now.
好吧 卡倫 Well, Karen...
我知道這些年我總是把你對我所做的一切 I know I've taken you for granted
視為理所當然 然而我 all these years, and
我 我只是想說 I, I just wanted to say,
我很高興你在我的團堆裏 I'm glad you're on my tee-am.
噢 謝爾頓 Oh, Sheldon,
這是我聽過的最美好的事 that's the sweetest thing you've ever...
痞老闆 你是在哭嗎 Plankton, are you crying?
不 不 不 No, no, no!
這就是只有一個巨大眼球的壞處 It's just one of the hazards of having a giant eyeball.
經常會有東西進到裏面 There's always stuff getting in there.
無論如何 我們到哪了 Anyway, where were we?
說 茄子 Say "Cheese."
茄子 Cheese!
根據我的計算 According to my calculations,
蟹堡王餐廳一定就在那裏 The Krusty Krab should be right here!
那裏是什麼 What's that over there?
- 海綿寶寶 - 派大星 - SpongeBob? - Patrick?
真的是你嗎 Is it really you?
- 是的 派大星 這 - 終於 - Yes, Patrick, it's... - Finally!
嚴重的美味蟹黃堡饑荒事件要結束了 The Great Krabby Patty Famine is over!
種種的美味蟹黃堡饑荒 噢 現在是什麼年代啊 Great Krabby Patty Famine? Oh, what year is this?
今天是星期四 It's Thursday.
根據我的計算 According to my calculations,
我們只是穿越到了未來的第四天 we've only gone four days into the future.
大家都到哪裏去了 Where is everybody?
他們都對你放棄 但除了我 They all gave up on you. But not me!
因為我不是很聰明 Cause I'm not very smart.
蟹堡王餐廳在哪裏 Where is The Krusty Krab?
就在它以前一直在的那個地方 Right where it's always been!
我認為我們可能迷失在時間裏了 痞老闆 I think we may be lost in time, Plankton.
可能我們應該問問這個傢伙 Maybe we should ask this guy for directions.
打擾一下 先生 你能告訴我們現在是在什麼時候嗎 Excuse me, sir? Can you tell us when we are?
誰膽敢打擾唯一的守望者 Who dares disturb The One Who Watches?
唯一的守望者 The One Who Watches?
你的名字叫唯一的守望者 Your name is The One Who Watches?
不 我真正的名字是 No, my true name is
泡泡 Bubbles.
泡泡 Bubbles?
什麼樣的人會叫泡泡 What kind of a name is Bubbles?
這是我的海豚祖先名字 It is my ancient dolphin name.
所以說你一個海豚在這裏幹什麼呢 So what's a dolphin doing out here
在時空的中間 in the middle of space?
我的職責 My kind
就是一直注視並保護著 have been watching and protecting
銀河系 the galaxy for...
呃 Hmm.
一萬年了 10,000 years!
哦 所以你是那個 Oh, so you're the one
一直使我們免於被流星擊到的人 keeping the meteors from hitting us.
是的 Yes, I am.
我真的很需要去上個廁所 And I could really do with a potty break.
你介意幫我盯梢嗎 Would you mind keeping an eye on things?
當然可以 但是 呃 我應該怎樣盯著看呢 Sure thing. But, uh, what am I keeping my eye on?
你在幹什麼 What are you doing?
我在觀察 I'm watching.
我們甚至不知道我們在看什麼 We don't even know what we're watching for.
或許我們應該分配一下工作 Maybe we should split up the workload.
你去觀察那個有著大紅眼睛的傢伙 You watch the one with the big red eye,
而我去觀察那個有著環狀物的傢伙 I'll watch the one with the ringy thingies.
就像一個團隊一樣 Like a team.
好吧 我的那個正在移動 Okay, mine's moving.
我的 也是 Mine, too.
不 這不太對勁啊 No, this doesn't seem right.
我們要告訴泡泡嗎 Should we call Bubbles?
我們給他一點時間吧 Let's give him a minute. He's been holding it
他憋了一萬年了 for 10,000 years.
我非常確定不應該發生這種事情 I'm pretty sure that wasn't supposed to happen.
快點 痞老闆 我們要在泡泡回來之前 Come on, Plankton, we got to clean this up
把這處理一下 before Bubbles gets back!
舒服多了 太好了 Much better. Yes.
你們兩個小東西可以走了 You two are free to go.
土星和木星怎麼成這樣子了 What happened to Saturn and Jupiter?
你們兩個本應該 You were supposed to...
阻止這些星球互相碰撞的 Keep them from smashing into each other!
對不起 Sorry.
現在我要被炒魷魚了 Now I am going to lose my job!
而你們兩個會為此付出生命的代價 And you will lose your lives.
把硬幣給我 Quarter me!
痞老闆 Plankton?
海綿寶寶 SpongeBob!
痞老闆 Plankton?
海綿寶寶 SpongeBob?
你們兩個又是誰 Who are you two supposed to be?
我是來自未來的你 I'm you, from the future.
而我是來自未來的海綿寶寶 And I'm him from the future.
所以你兩個是從未來穿越到現在 So you traveled back through time
來幫我的 想法真不錯 to help me? Great thinking.
不 他是在幫我 Nope. He's helping me.
不 他是我們的對手 But he's the enemy!
以前是對手 現在我們是一個團隊 Was the enemy. Now we're a team.
你說啥 你們是一個團堆 What? A tee-am?
團隊 A team!
好了 快去拿秘方 All right, go get the formula.
我怎麼成這副德行了 What have I become?
好的 痞老闆 All right, Plankton.
你在未來有宇宙飛船嗎 Do you have flying boatmobiles in the future?
我們兩個只是從 We only came back
後天回到了今天而已 呆子 from the day after tomorrow, dimwit.
那裏有火箭背包嗎 Are there rocket packs?
哦 Oh!
在未來 Did they outlaw
- 穿衣服犯法嗎 - 不 - clothes in the future? - No!
那為什麼你不穿衣服 Then why are you naked?
因為他們不做我這種尺寸的衣服 Because they don't make clothes in my size.
站住別動 說你呢 Hold still, you!
如果你來自未來 那麼我將要說什麼 If you're from the future, what am I gonna say next?
- 說些低能弱智的東西 - 哇哦 - Something moronic? - Wow.
嘿 快點來幫我 Hey, hurry up over there!
呃 哦 事情不太妙 Uh-oh. That ain't good.
啟動一級防禦程序 Initiating lockdown sequence.
快點 海綿寶寶 我們要離開這裏了 Come on, SpongeBob, we gotta get out of here!
- 拿到了 - 快走 - Got it! - Come on!
哦 這太刺激了 Oh, that was crazy!
所以這才是團隊合作 So that's what teamwork is.
這麼多年來我都想把這個秘方變成我的囊中之寶 All those years I tried to make you mine,
然而現在我終於做到了 and I finally did it.
我是說 我們做到了 I mean, we did it!
看來我們的兩位小英雄 And so it would seem that
完成了他們所有的目標 our heroes have accomplished all they had set out to do.
於是現在一切都結束了 喔呼 Now that's an ending. Whoo-hoo!
安迪 音樂走起 Andy, cue the music.
哦 不 Oh, no.
這還沒有結束 That's not the end.
你是說結局可能會更加美好 So you mean the ending might be even happier?
我們開始吧 Here we go!
著陸 吼 Land ho!
媽媽 我的毛巾哪裏去了 Mom, where's my towel?
這是什麼鬼 What?
喔啊 Whoa!
- 哇 哥們 看看那個 - 這啥 - Whoa! Dude, look at that. - What?
我來啦 快點 你們這些懶惰的人類 I'm coming! Come on, you lazy people!
別擋著爺的道路 我來啦 Out of my way! I'm coming!
快走開 Out of there!
對不起 Sorry!
太快了 減速 Too fast! Slow down!
- 我來也 - 哦 不 - I'm coming! - No, no!
耶 Yeah!
好的 你們這些長羽毛的老鼠們 是時候離開了 All right, you feathered rats, time to shove off!
什麼 為什麼 What? Why?
好吧 我不能讓你們把我的餐館 Well, I can't have you pooping
弄得到處都是屎 對吧 all over my restaurant, can I?
餐館 我還以為這只是一艘海盜船 Restaurant? I thought this was a pirate ship.
哦 它確實是一艘海盜船 Oh, it is.
但它也是 But it is also...
啊哈 A-ha!
一輛我自己的私家豪華食品貨車 My very own food truck!
一輛啥 A what?
呃 你知道 一輛有輪子的餐館 Uh, you know, a restaurant on wheels.
- 就像一個垃圾車 - 不 - Like a garbage truck. - No!
你是想嚇走我親愛的顧客們嗎 Are you trying to scare away my customers?
好吧 但我們還不知道故事的結局到底如何呢 Well, we're not leaving till we see how the story ends.
這都不是事兒 No problem.
你們這些小夥計在等我講故事的時候想吃點東西嗎 You guys like a little snack while you wait?
- 當然 我要一份凝乳 - 不如來一份魚頭怎麼樣 - Sure, I'll take a curdled milk. - How about a fish head?
再加上一份撒滿沙子的薯條 And a French fry covered in sand.
誰想要一些 Who wants some
辣翅嗎 hot wings?
等一下 凱爾怎麼不見了 Wait a minute. Where's Kyle?
你們誰想成為下一個 Which one of you is next?
他是個瘋子 He's a madman!
我們快離開這裏 Let's get out of here!
你瘋了 哥們 你瘋了 You crazy, man! You crazy!
拜拜 屎先生 Bye-bye, Mr. Poop.
現在我能拿到一朵小紅花了 Now I can get my gold sticker.
哦 嘿 海道先生 Oh, hey, Mr. Piwate.
如果我是你的話我不會進這裏哦 I wouldn't go in there if I were you.
噗 Boo!
沒有羽毛我不能飛啦 I can't fly without my feathers.
去哪裏 邁克 Where to, Mac?
只管開就好 Just dwive.
哦 Oh...
章魚哥 Squidward!
依舊沒有美味蟹黃堡 Still out of Krabby Patties.
誰有帶番茄醬味的 Does anyone have a picture
蟹黃堡照片 of ketchup?
我已經知道了 I done figgered it out!
我們惹怒了三明治之神 We have angered the sandwich gods
而只有祭出祭品才能讓他息怒 and only a sacrifice will appease them!
嗯 這聽起來挺有道理 Well, that sounds reasonable.
不久我們的詛咒就會結束 Soon our post-apoca-whatchamacallit will be over,
而美味蟹黃堡就會像雨一樣落下來 and Krabby Patties will rain down from above!
像雨一樣落下 好吧 這聽起來可不太好 Rain down? Well, that's no good.
我該怎麼賺錢 How will I get me money?
哦 你好像不太喜歡這個意見 那麼我們把你當做祭品怎麼樣 Oh, you don't like that idea? Then we'll sacrifice you!
祭品 祭品 Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
把一個沒吃飽的人當做祭品 It's not a good idea to have a sacrifice
可不是一個好主意哦 on an empty stomach.
誰要美味蟹黃堡 Who wants a Krabby Patty?
海綿寶寶 這是蟹黃堡秘方嗎 SpongeBob, is that me formuler?
哦 真是美好的一天 Oh, happy day!
我太想你了 I missed you so much.
它到哪裏去了 你怎麼找到它的 Where was it? Where did you find it?
是這樣的 痞老闆和我在破舊的照相亭外 Well, Plankton and I built a time machine
造了一個時光機 然後我們加入了 out of an old photo booth and then we added...
- 茄子 - 派大星 等等 - Cheese! - Patrick, wait!
太好了 大夥兒 It's okay, everyone.
大災變馬上要結束了 The post-apocalypse is almost over!
難道不是嗎 海綿寶寶 Ain't that right, SpongeBob?
蟹老闆 我去年 "Eugene, eat my
買了個表 "Subaquatic air bubbles.
愛你的 痞老闆 "Love, Plankton"?
你拿錯了瓶子 You grabbed the wrong bottle!
我錯了 蟹老闆 I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs!
沒關係 海綿寶寶 That's okay, SpongeBob.
我們只需要把你們兩個當做祭品 We'll just have to sacrifice the two of you then.
準備把他們兩個當祭品 Prepare them for the sacrifice!
我在今天黎明之時收到了一條信息 I bring a message from the dawn of time!
上面講了啥 派大星 What is it, Patrick?
快跑 Run!
恐龍章魚哥 Squidosaurus rex!
好吧 痞老闆 Well, Plankton,
我猜我們沒能完成任務 I guess we failed to accomplish our goals.
是你沒完成任務 "We"?
因為我們是一個團隊 But even failure hurts a little less
所以縱然失敗了承受的損失也會小一點 是嗎 when you do it as a team, right?
這都是你的錯 This is all your fault!
我的錯 My fault?
你是那個拿錯了秘方的人 You're the one who stole the wrong secret formula.
我並不知道那裏有兩個瓶子 I didn't know there were two bottles.
你當然不知道 Of course you didn't!
因為你腦子是棉花糖做的 Because you got cotton candy for brains!
哦 Ooh!
不 說真的 他確實如此 No, seriously, he really does.
好吧 如果你當初不這麼自私和心懷不軌的話 Well, we wouldn't even be in this mess
我們也不會陷入此等窘境 in the first place, if you weren't so selfish and evil.
在你的團隊合作攪和了所有事以後 I was selfish and evil,
我才變得是一個自私自利的壞人 until you ruined everything with your "Teamwork"!
哦 收回你說的話 Oh! You take that back!
你就是那個豬一樣的隊友 You are the worst teammate ever!
不 No!
哦 我的天啊 他在把垃圾和回收物混在一起了 Oh, my Neptune, he's mixing garbage and recycling!
瞧瞧我 Look at me.
為什麼 \我變成了你們這個樣子 Why, I've become like all of you.
野蠻的 Savage.
充滿恐懼的 Fear-ridden.
自私自利的 Selfish.
整個小鎮裏的所有人曾經都是那麼的善良 An entire town of formerly good citizens
為何今日變成了一個個如此冷血的怪物 turned into heartless freaks,
變得只熱衷於他們自己 bent on their own self-prever...
自我 Self-preter...
保護主義 是的 "Preservation?" Yes!
我們變得與他人越來越生疏 We've become alienated from each other.
每人心中都有自己的小九九 Each one an island unto himself,
但這些小九九隻關乎到個人的利益 concerned only with ourselves.
但我以整個魚村的名義起誓 And in the name of all fishhood,
我不會讓這一切發生的 I am not about to let that happen!
所以 And so,
如果犧牲我自己能挽回這一切 if a sacrifice is needed to restore
讓這裏煥發昔日的榮耀 Bikini Bottom to its former glory...
那麼我將會很樂意為了這個團隊做出犧牲 Then I am willing to take one for the team!
你們聽到他說的了吧 You heard him!
祭品 Sacrifice!
祭品 祭品 Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
祭品 Sacrifice!
祭品 祭品 Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
祭祀儀式開始 Let the sacrifice begin!
蟹黃堡 蟹黃堡 Patties! Patties!
我原來覺得只有我的同伴才是原始人 And I thought my friends were primitive.
不要哭 我的孩子 Don't cry, me boy.
一切都會變好的 我說對於我們 Everything's going to be fine, for us.
哦 我沒在哭 蟹老闆 Oh, I'm not crying, Mr. Krabs.
我聞到了美味蟹黃堡的味道 I smell Krabby Patties!
這就對了 繼續想著高興的東西 就是現在 That's right. Keep thinking happy thoughts. Now!
獻祭 獻祭 Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
這小子是對的 The boy's right.
我的腿 My leg!
我也聞到了美味蟹黃堡的味道 I smell 'em, too!
好了 海綿寶寶 去找到它 Okay, SpongeBob, go get it!
等一下 你是說我們現在就可以把這衣服脫掉嗎 Wait. You mean we can just take this stuff off?
去找到那個美味蟹黃堡 Go find that Krabby Patty!
一起來吧 大伙們 Come on, everybody!
我要去買幾個美味蟹黃堡 I've got some Krabby Patty orders to fill!
就在那邊 It's coming from over there!
大家跟上 翻過這座山就到了 Come on, guys, I think it's just over this hill.
我們怎麼能到那上面去呢 How do you expect us to go up to the surface?
在上面 我們連呼吸都不行 We won't be able to breathe!
好吧 所有的配角 All right, all secondary characters
都跟我來吧 come with me.
就是 我是跟你們一隊的 沒門兒 章魚哥 Yeah, I'm with you guys. No way, Squidward.
你得和我們一起上去 You're going up there with us.
我腳受傷了 My feet hurt.
派大星 你沒有腳 Patrick, you don't have feet.
不公平 你有腳 It's not fair! You have feet.
珊迪有腳 章魚哥也有腳 Sandy has feet. Squidward has feet.
其實 我有四隻腳 Actually, I have four feet.
這不是腳的問題 It's not about feet.
那是什麼的問題 What is it about, then?
是關於團隊的問題 It's about being a team
不論遇到什麼問題 我們都要團結在一起 and sticking together, no matter what!
要想上去 就只能期望有僊女從天而降 The only way we're going up there is if some
能幫助我們呼吸 fairy godmother shows up and helps us breathe air.
- 泡泡 - 海綿寶寶 你認識這傢伙嗎 - Bubbles! - SpongeBob, you know this guy?
不要傷害我們 很抱歉之前你被解雇了 Don't hurt us! We're sorry we got you fired.
傷害你們 Hurt you?
何出此言啊 我特意從未來穿越回來 就是為了要感謝你們 Why, I traveled back through time to thank you.
我被困在那份工作上已經億萬年了 I've been stuck in that job for eons.
我想要改變 I needed a change,
但我不敢去改變 but I was too afraid to go for it.
那好吧 泡泡 我們很高興能幫你做出改變 Well, Bubbles, I'm glad we could help.
現在輪到我來幫助你們了 Now it is my turn to help.
我能把你們安全送上海面上 I can get you safely to the surface.
就是現在 Now!
快點 你們所有人 到我嘴巴裏來 Quick, all of you, get in my mouth.
快進去 夥計們 我們走 Come on, guys, let's go!
我絕對不會爬到一隻海豚的嘴巴裏去的 There's no way I'm climbing into some dolphin's mouth.
我也不進去 這傢伙只是想把我們吃掉 Yeah. This guy just wants a free lunch.
夥計們 如果泡泡有勇氣去 Guys, if Bubbles has the courage
辭掉那份沒有出路又毫無收穫的工作 to quit his dead-end, nowhere job
並穿越時間回來幫助我們 and travel back through time to help us,
那我們也應該有勇氣去 then we need to have the courage to...
噢 我從沒想過我會被一隻海豚吃掉 Well, I never thought I'd be eaten by a dolphin.
不是的 如果他要吃我們 No, if he was eating us,
他就會把我們嚼碎後吞下去 he'd be chewing us up and we'd be going down there.
這就是你們說的說走就走的旅行 This is what you call riding in style.
這裏面腿都伸不直 Not a lot of legroom in here.
活該 誰讓你有四隻腳 Well, maybe if you didn't have four feet!
我再也不要藏在臭襪子裏了 Never stow away in a gym sock.
出什麼事了 我覺得有點刺痛 What's happening? I feel tingly!
啊 我的脖子 Ow, my neck!
我只能帶你們到這兒 I've done all I can.
接下來就看你們自己的了 The rest is up to you.
謝謝你 泡泡 Thank you, Bubbles!
再見了 海綿寶寶 Farewell, SpongeBob.
再見 泡泡 Farewell, Bubbles.
現在我可以更新我的 Now to update my...
簡歷了 Resume!
啊 好新鮮的空氣 噢 我好懷念啊 Ah! Fresh air! Oh, how I've missed you.
唷 這裏空氣糟透了 Ugh! This place smells awful!
來吧 夥伴們 Come on, guys.
我們去找美味蟹黃堡的秘方 Let's get the Krabby Patty formula
來挽救比奇堡 and save Bikini Bottom.
哇啊 Whoa!
這是什麼地方 What is this place?
這兒真讓我不舒服 I have a bad feeling about this.
也許這個人知道我們在哪裏 他看起來很聰明 Maybe this guy knows where we are. He looks smart.
他竟然有五個腦袋 He's got five heads.
呃 先生 你知道哪裏能買到美味蟹黃堡嗎 Uh, sir? Could you tell us where to find a Krabby Patty?
嘿 我朋友在跟你講話 Hey, my friend's talking to you!
什麼 What?
好大好多毛的海豚啊 A giant, hairy porpoise!
它擱淺了 It's beached!
它一定很難受 可憐的東西 It's suffering. Poor thing.
你們幾個 那不是海豚 Y'all, those aren't porpoises.
- 各就各位 全體集合 - 噢 老兄 - All hands on deck! - Oh, brother.
我們得幫這些傢伙回到水裏 We need to get these guys back in the water.
加油 推啊 Come on! Push!
- 推 - 巴扎黑 - Heave! - Ho!
再加把勁兒 Put your back into it!
快點 快推 Come on, push!
好吧 我覺得那些臭味 Well, I guess this is where that
就是從這裏散發出去的 horrible smell was coming from.
哇哦 Whoa!
打擾一下 你知道這附近哪裏可以 Excuse me, do you know where we can get
買到美味蟹黃堡嗎 a Krabby Patty around here?
入侵者 Invaders!
啊哦 Uh-oh.
從我妹妹的沙堡上滾下去 You get out of my sister's sand castle!
媽媽 Mom!
哦 Oh!
我日思夜想的寶貝兒啊 Where have you been all my life?
啊 哇哦 Ow. Whoa!
嗯 Mmm.
噢 弗蘭克 Oh, Frank.
真是太舒服了 That feels so good.
真噁心 Gross!
哦 嘿 章魚哥 Oh, hey, Squidward.
珊迪 Sandy!
美味蟹黃堡 The Krabby Patty!
我想我知道美味蟹黃堡在哪兒了 I think I see where it's coming from!
海綿寶寶 你絕對不敢相信 SpongeBob, you will not believe the size
這裏的冰淇淋有多大 of the ice creams here.
我還想看看這裏還有什麼超大的零食 I wonder what other giant snacks they have.
棉花糖嗎 Cotton candy?
哇噢 Wow.
如果你把它全都吃掉 你就會跟嚼了炫邁一樣 If you ate all that, you'd have enough energy
跑來跑去 根本停不下來 to run around the whole world!
喔 呼 Whoo-hoo!
呃 他們什麼時候才能脈動回來 Ugh! When is the sugar gonna wear off?
嘿 夥計們 我聞到了美味蟹黃堡的味道 Hey, guys, I smell Krabby Patties!
我覺得是從這邊飄過來的 哈 I think it's this way! Huh?
別丟下我 章魚哥 Don't leave me, Squidward!
現在怎麼辦 單靠我們自己是不行的 Now what? We're never going to make it!
哈 Huh?
- 嘿 - 咻 - Heave! - Ho!
我們做到了 夥計們 We're doing it, guys!
老兄 小心點 Dude, watch out!
等一下 Hold on!
海綿寶寶 SpongeBob!
哈 快拐彎 右轉 Huh? Lean! Starboard!
哇啊 Whoa!
- 搞什麼 - 什麼鬼 - What the... - What?
「美味蟹黃堡之家」是什麼鬼 "Home of the Krabby Patty"?
但蟹堡王餐廳才是美味蟹黃堡之家啊 But The Krusty Krab is the home of the Krabby Patty!
蟹老闆 我們現在要怎麼辦 Mr. Krabs, what are we gonna do?
一份美味蟹黃堡要8.99美元 $8.99 for a Krabby Patty?
我怎麼就沒想到呢 Why didn't I think of that?
你 哈 You! Huh?
停下你手中這未經授權的活 Cease and desist that unauthorized patty flipping!
對 這是我的工作 Yeah, that's my job!
你們是怎麼過來的 How did you get here?
你們不是不能呼吸空氣嗎 You cannot breathe air.
好吧 有一隻來自未來的魔法海豚 Well, there was this magical dolphin
他把我們從他的鼻孔裏面噴了出來 from the future who shot us out of his blowhole, and...
等等 等等 Wait! Wait.
書裏面並沒有提到這些 That's not in the book.
什麼書 Book?
在這個故事裏沒有會魔法的海豚 There is no magical dolphin in this story.
什麼故事 What story?
這故事描述了比奇堡是如何一蹶不振的 The story of how Bikini Bottom was brought to its knees
在它最受歡迎的美味蟹黃堡秘方 when its beloved Krabby Patty formula
被我 傳說中的漢堡大鬍子 was stolen by me,
偷走了之後 Burger Beard.
結局呢 How does it end?
噢 讓我想想 Well, let me see.
好像是 呃 It looks like, uh,
漢堡大鬍子成為全陸地上最富有的 Burger Beard becomes the richest
移動食品經營老闆 food truck proprietor in all the land.
但你是怎樣偷到那秘方的呢 But how did you steal the formula?
很簡單 That was easy.
我只要改寫一下這個故事 然後 I simply rewrote the story, and...
砰 Poof!
我的秘方 Me formuler!
改寫一下故事 是什麼意思 What do you mean, rewrote the story?
看著 Watch this.
「勇敢」 "The brave"
「並且英俊的」 "And handsome"
「漢堡大鬍子」 "Burger Beard"
「放逐了我可憐的英雄們」 "Banished our poor heroes..."
「他們被困在了」 "...to be stranded on"
「鵜鶘島」 "Pelican Island!"
「故事結束」 "The End"!
哦 看起來不妙 Oh, this looks bad.
這些鳥看起來很餓 And these guys look hungry!
當心 Look out!
太好了 這就是團隊合作的結果 Nice. So this is what teamwork gets you.
這裏 把章魚哥帶走 你們這些骯髒的畜生 Here! Take Squidward, you vile beasts!
我想換一個團隊 現在這個很糟糕 I want to be on a new team. This one's broken.
珊迪 你很聰明 你想出辦法了嗎 Sandy, you're smart. You have any ideas?
自從我找到這張破紙 I ain't been too smart
我的智商就不夠用了 since I found this old piece of paper!
- 什麼 - 小心點 - What? - Incoming!
等等 Wait a minute!
現在我們只需要 Now all we need
一些墨水 is some ink!
噢 章魚哥可幫了我們大忙 Oh. Which Squidward has helpfully provided.
當我緊張的時候就會這樣 It happens when I'm nervous.
不管你要做什麼 Whatever you're going to do,
都要抓緊了 他們在向我們逼近 make it quick! They're closing in on us!
我要給我們自己寫一個結局 I'm gonna write us an ending.
會是一個幸福的結局嗎 Will it be a happy ending?
絕對會亮瞎你的鈦合金狗眼 It's going to be superpowered!
讓我來給你們展示一下什麼才是幸福的結局吧 I'll show you a happy ending.
哈 Huh?
噠噠噠噠 Da-da-da-da!
派大星 哈 Patrick! Huh?
嘿 我有腳了 Hey, I got feet!
噢 這裏面到底有什麼秘方 Oh, what is in these things?
把秘方打包好 爺幾個要定了 We'll take one secret formula to go!
清場咯 市民們 Clear the area, citizens.
這裏有個船長馬上就要挨揍了 There's going to be some serious aft-kicking here.
我明明把你們流放了 But I banished you.
刺耳音符 來一發嗎 Sour Note?
我脆弱的耳膜啊 My tiny little eardrums!
嘿 嘿 等等 別走 等一下 Hey, hey, wait! Hold on! Hold on!
客人們 等等 別走啊 Wait! Wait! Customers!
別走 求你們了 Wait, please!
威猛先生 Mr. Superawesomeness,
把他拿下 take him down.
誒 啊 Huh? Huh?
早知道我們應該給你 Um, maybe we should have picked
挑個更好的超能力的 派大星 a better superpower for you, Patrick.
看你們怎麼躲過這個 Let's see you get out of this one!
看招 Ka-ching!
接招吧 看我的無敵泡泡 Get ready for the Invinci-Bubble!
不 No!
我的書 My book!
好了 各位 是時候伸出手慶祝一下了 All right, team, time for hands in the middle!
好的 咦 Yes! Huh?
哦 對了 Oh, yeah.
棒極了 各位 我們成功了 Great job, guys. We did it!
噢 Ew!
咦 Huh?
怎麼了 What?
珊迪 是你嗎 Sandy? Is that you?
你們可以叫我松鼠俠 You can call me The Rodent!
嘿呀 Hi-yah!
嘿 那個海盜去哪兒了 Hey, where'd the pirate go?
唔 呃 Hmm. Uh...
嗯 Mmm.
看起來漢堡大鬍子 It looks like Burger Beard
忘了移動油炸攤位的第一原則 forgot the first rule of mobile fry cooking.
永遠要封好你的集油器 Always batten down your grease traps.
順著油漬走 各位 Follow that grease, team!
找到了 There she blows.
嗚呼呼 Whoo-hoo-hoo!
嗚呼 Whoo-hoo!
嗚 Whoo!
哦 你妄想 Oh, no, you don't.
啊 Ow!
哦 Oh!
他要拿到那本書了 He's after the book!
珊迪 該你上了 Sandy, use your squirrel powers!
瞭解 Roger that!
哦 她趕不上了 Oh, she's never gonna make it!
咦 各位 Huh? Everyone...
拐彎 Lean!
這就是你的下場 That's what you get.
到這兒來 Come here.
到我這兒來 Come here.
那本書 The book!
快放大招 Sour Note!
好了 漢堡大鬍子 All right, Burger Beard,
準備好接招吧 prepare to be teamworked!
我會用你擦我的腋窩的 I'm going to scrub my armpits with you.
呃 我沒聽懂 Uh, I don't get it.
因為你是個海綿 Because you're a sponge.
二貨 Duh.
原來如此 Oh.
拿下他 松鼠君 Get him, The Rodent!
我要把他烤了 Consider him roasted!
誒 Huh?
啊 討厭 堅果用完了 Aw, nuts! I'm all out of nuts!
伸張正義要靠軟方法解決 Justice is best soft served.
派大星 我當初就不該懷疑你的實力 Patrick, I should have never doubted your powers!
再也沒有比這種死法更甜蜜的了 I can't think of a sweeter way to go.
哈哈 都是我的 Ha! It's all mine!
還沒結束呢 漢堡鼻涕蟲 Not so fast, Booger Beard!
我的秘方 咦 Me formuler. Huh?
這黃油會讓你感覺好些 This will make you feel a little butter.
不要來融化的黃油 Not melted butter!
蟹老闆 Mr. Krabs!
瞧 Voila!
啊哦 Uh-oh.
啊哈 A-ha!
哦 耶 Oh, yeah!
咦 Huh?
呼呼 Hoo-hoo!
哈哈 Ta-da!
它們真美 They're beautiful!
派大星 Patrick!
歸我啦 I gotcha!
海綿寶寶 SpongeBob!
- 派大星 - 跟我講話 哥們兒 - Patrick? - Talk to me, buddy.
我 這陽光好刺眼 I'm... I'm seeing a bright light.
這樣好點了嗎 Is this better?
好多了 謝謝 Much. Thank you.
但是我眼睛被刺感到的難受永遠也比不上 But the discomfort I feel in my eyes is nothing
我所感到的羞辱 compared to the shame I feel
辜負了肉餅 for letting down the Patty.
也辜負了比奇堡 For letting down Bikini Bottom.
是啊 海綿寶寶 你搞砸了 Yeah, SpongeBob, you really blew it.
不 派大星 我們搞砸了 我們的團隊 No, Patrick, we blew it, as a team.
不 這次得怪你 Nope. This one's on you.
你想跑嗎 Where do you think you're going?
小傢伙 你還是在傷到自己之前 Why don't you get going, little fella,
乖乖溜走吧 before you hurt yourself?
痞老闆嗎 Plankton?
不 叫我大力士 It's Plank-Ton!
快下來吧 小傢伙 Come on down from there, little fella.
你也不想受傷吧 You wouldn't want to get hurt.
啊 Huh?
出來 出來 你無處可藏 Come out, come out, wherever you are!
啊 Huh?
我的眼睛 My eye!
他要逃走了 He's getting away!
準備讓我吹泡泡了嗎 Ready for a Plank-Ton of bubbles?
請交出秘方吧 The formula, please.
別這樣 我們合夥吧 Come on. Team up with me.
我們會變得富有並且強大的 嗯哼 We'll be rich and powerful! Huh?
不了 謝謝 No, thanks.
我已經和別人搭伙了 I'm already part of a teamwork.
我們能再把手伸出來慶祝一下嗎 Can we do hands in the middle again?
恩 可以 派大星 Yes, we can, Patrick.
不過這次 會多一隻手 But this time, there's one more hand to go in the middle.
痞老闆 Plankton?
唔 Hmm.
哦 不 Oh, no.
- 給你 蟹老闆 - 誒 - Here you go, Krabs. - Huh?
它是你的了 She's all yours.
這次沒有什麼損人的小紙條在裏面了吧 This doesn't have another insulting note in it, does it?
不會了 那是過去的我 No, that's the old me.
那個離經叛道 The one who turned his back on everything important
只為得到秘方的我 just to have that formula all to himself.
但是我現在意識到 But I realize now that keeping
獨吞是一件 something to myself is...
很自私的事 Selfish.
特別是當你想要獨吞的東西是 Especially when that something
美味蟹黃堡的時候 is the Krabby Patty.
好了各位 讓我們趕緊 Okay, everybody, let's get back
回比奇堡吧 to Bikini Bottom and...
噢 天啊 我把書頁給弄丟了 Oh, no! I don't have the page!
噢 不 Oh, no!
它一定是被落在鵜鶘島上了 It must be back on Pelican Island!
別擔心 我早已看穿了一切 Don't worry. I thought of everything.
好了 海綿寶寶 帶我們回家吧 All right, SpongeBob, take us home.
謝啦 Thanks.
- 章魚哥 - 哥真帥 - Squidward! - Oh, yeah.
別鬧了 是時候回去 Come on, it's time to go back
讓蟹堡王餐廳重新開張了 and open up The Krusty Krab!
你是吃漢堡吃傻了嗎 Are you out of your patty-flipping mind?
我才不會離開這個地方的 I'll never leave this place!
我是說 看看我 老子是神 I mean, look at me. I'm a god!
不 章魚哥 你是個收銀員 No, Squidward, you're a cashier.
等等 什麼 不要啊 Wait a minute! What? No!
好吧 剛剛還是挺好玩的 Well, it was fun while it lasted.
別傷心了 章魚哥 Don't be sad, Squidward.
我給你留了份驚喜在你的襯衫下面 I left you a little surprise under your shirt!
岩石般的腹肌 Rock-hard abs!
喔 海綿寶寶 你還算夠義氣 Aw, SpongeBob, you're okay in my book.
喔 太客氣了 Aw, shucks.
打擾一下 我們要點3000個美味蟹黃堡 拜託了 Excuse us! We'd like 3,000 Krabby Patties, please!
那個嘀嘀聲肯定意味著一切又回到從前了 That sound must mean things are back to normal.
誰想要3000個美味蟹黃堡 Who wants 3,000 Krabby Patties?
第一個給你 小蝸 First one's for you, Gary.
按你的口味 給你多加了蛋黃醬 Extra mayo, just the way you like it.
哈哈 A-ha!
被我抓個正著吧 Caught you red-handed!
小蝸討厭蛋黃醬 Gary hates mayo.
痞老闆 你老毛病又犯了 是嗎 Plankton! Up to your old tricks again already, eh?
嘿 我只是讓一切都回歸老樣子 Hey, I'm just putting things back the way they were.
小蝸 你怎麼看 What do you have to say about this, Gary?
哦 真見鬼 Oh, shrimp.
下次見了 堆友 See you later, tee-am-mate!
- 我們現在能唱了嗎 - 當然了 - Now can we sing it? - Yeah!
求你了 海盜先生 Pwease, Mr. Piwate?
噢 凱爾 Oh, Kyle...
我怎麼忍心對你說不 How can I say no to you?
準備好了嗎 孩子們 Are you ready, kids?
是的 船長 Aye-aye, Captain!
呃 你們剛剛說什麼 我耳朵裏有沙子聽不見 Uh, what did you say? There's sand in my ears and
大點聲兒 I can't hear you!
是的 船長 Aye-aye, Captain!
# 哦 # Oh...
# 是誰住在水下的菠蘿屋裏 # Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
# 海綿寶寶 # SpongeBob SquarePants!
# 方方黃黃伸縮自如 # Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
# 海綿寶寶 # SpongeBob SquarePants!
# 如果四處探險是你的願望 # If nautical nonsense be something you wish
# 海綿寶寶 # SpongeBob SquarePants!
# 那就敲敲甲板讓大魚開路 # Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
# 海綿寶寶 # SpongeBob SquarePants!
# 準備好了嗎 # Ready?
# 海綿寶寶 # SpongeBob SquarePants!
# 海綿寶寶 # # SpongeBob SquarePants! #
安靜 Silence!
嘿 老兄 我喜歡那首歌 你搞什麼 Oh, man. I like that song. What happened?
我不喜歡 所以我要結束它 I don't like that song and I put an end to it.
好吧 這音樂好糟糕 Well, this music is terrible.
我覺得你可以 I suppose you're entitled to your...
等等 為什麼我要跟你說話 Wait. Why am I talking to you?
# 你這只低劣的物種 # You're an inferior species
# 你根本不懂什麼叫品味 # What could you know about taste?
# 你們這些鳥只因殘羹冷炙而興奮 # You get excited by a pile of trash on a plate
# 但本豚可是時空旅行小能手 # While I'm a spacetime traveler Fabric unraveler
# 過去大爺我拯救了蟹黃堡 現在我可是在呦呦切克鬧呢 # Saving the Patty's in the past But now I'm rapping ya
# 本豚都受不了你們那首糟透的歌了 # That song's so bad That I can't even stand it
# 不要再製造噪音了 就是現在 # Dispense with this nonsense at once
# 我命令你們 # I demand it!
# 你們根本無能為力 # You all stand no chance
# 不要試圖挑戰我的權威 # Against my power Don't try it
# 你們只需閉上鳥嘴待在那 # Just sit there with your flappy beak shut
# 給本豚放安靜點 # And be quiet!
# 打住 蠢魚 # Hold up, fish guts
# 你不能侮辱我們海鷗 # 海鷗 # You can't insult us # The Seagull crew
# 我們才沒心情聽你吵吵嚷嚷 # We're in no mood to hear from you!
# 本鳥族們隨風飄揚七大洋 # We're floating on the breeze Party in seven seas
# 你瞅瞅你鼻子都長在頭頂上了 # You got your nose on your head
# 你打個噴嚏就會炸 # You blow up when you sneeze
# 為什麼這傢伙這麼刻薄 # Why's this guy so mean?
# 因為他比那些老頑童還老不死呢 # 'Cause he's older than a fossil
# 他一小只獨自在太空 # All alone up in space
# 是呀 他一定哭瞎了吧 # Yeah, that must be awful
不要再唱了 你們把電影時間拖長太多了 Here, knock it off! Yer making the movie too long!
# 為什麼不把我們唱歌的時候倒回去呢 # Why don't you take us back in time
# 這樣我們就可以早點唱完了啊 # # So we can finish our song? #
好吧 Fine.
# 海綿寶寶 # SpongeBob SquarePants!
# 海綿寶寶 # # SpongeBob SquarePants! #
說實話 其實還蠻好聽的 That was pretty good, actually.
噢 不好意思 Oh, yeah, sorry!
這舞也太老套了吧 This dance is so last year.
知道我們該做什麼嗎 You know what this needs?
跳起來就好了 A little interpretive dance!