[THUNDER ROLLING]
[CLICK SOUND]
[WHOOSHING SOUND]
[FAINT CLUB MUSIC CREEPS IN OVER LIGHT TALKING]
[CITY NOISE CONTINUES]
[LIGHT DRONING]
♪ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ♪
JESS-JIZZ: Woof.
REINA PRINCESA: Nah girl, that is some cut up cocaine.
No. Reina, look over there.
Oh, in the mask?
Yeah, the really fucking hot dude in the mask.
Mhmm, do you know his name?
Nope, but I'm gonna.
Well, when you figure that one out, hit me up.
Also when you find some good cocaine, please.
Googoo, wanna come help me find my boyfriend?
GOOGOO: Yeah, I'll come with.
Girl, that is some capital T Trade. You better get it.
Alright, I'll take one for the team.
♪ CLUB MUSIC CONTINUES ♪
LADY HAVOKK: Hey Jess! Looking good henny.
Hey Havokk, you look... cute.
Thanks girl. I made this wig last night.
Isn't it amazing? I mean, and then I was like what should I
wear? and I literally, liter-
Shut up, Lady Havokk!
I'm trying to get that trade over there.
Fine, bitch.
♪ MUSIC DRONES IN AND OUT AND CONTINUES ♪
[♪BEATS CONTINUE]
So, whats up?
I don't think I've seen you around here before.
Pretty sure I would know a sexy unicorn if I had seen one once.
Do you want a bump?
Dude! What the fuck?
That shit is like twenty dollars, what are you doing?
Oh, fuck yeah!
Are you fucking kidding me?
That is so selfish. Whatever.
[MOANING AND SLURPING SOUNDS]
[SOUNDS CONTINUE OVER DANCE MUSIC]
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE FADES IN]
[SHARP KNIFE SOUND OVER FAINT HEARTBEAT SOUNDS]
[SPORADIC VIOLIN SOUNDS]
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE INTENSIFIES]
♪ DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES ♪
Fuck! Coke.
Oh My God JJ!
- Coke, Listen to me-- - How cute is this party?
I heard that you have some really shitty coke but that
you're sharing-- - Listen--
- There's a-- - we could go into the bathroom
and do a bump? - Coke, Listen to me!
There's a dude in the bathroom that I was trying to blow
- Stop it! That sounds so hot. - He's trying to kill me!
Do you think he'll let me blow him?
Coke, Listen! He's--
Oh My God it's Gary Garbaj. He's got some K probably.
Let me know how it goes with that guy!
Coke!
QUEER PARTYGOER #1: Girl! I love this blood.
QUEER PARTYGOER #2: Oh My God I love it!
QUEER PARTYGOER #2: Where did you get it?
It's very Kylie Jenner at the butcher shop.
- Work bitch! - Yasss.
There's a unicorn trying to kill me!
Please help me.
I don't have anymore drink tickets
Drinks are only three dollars at the bar
Fuck, move!
Fine, bitch!
See, this is why nobody likes her. She's a cunt.
Girl, if you leave you're not coming back in.
Fine, bitch.
Somebody help! Oh My God.
Someone help please! Oh my God, help!
Oh.
[DISTANT PARTY MUSIC CONTINUES]
[DRAMATIC HIT]
[CREEPY AMBIENCE PLAYS]
♪ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ♪
[DRAMATIC HITS]
♪ TECHNO MUSIC WITH DRAMATIC HITS INCREASE AND INTENSIFY ♪
Fuck.
Come on. Fuck.
Oh! God!
Oh, please! No!
[SCREAMING INTENSIFIES]
No, please. Don't. Don't!
I know who you are.
I didn't want to do it, it's haunted me ever since.
Please, no!
[KNIFE SLASHING SOUND]
[LOW OPERATIC LIKE SINGING]
MDME. MORTIMER: I am so over this. Let's go out and have a cigarette.
PUPPYPUP: Oh no wait, I wanna see what Viva Section is going to do.
She's performing in a minute.
Honey, I have to find a guy tonight.
I need some place to crash.
HORSE FOO: You homeless cunt.
Four years bitch, not paying rent and still going!
Really, where's the coke though?
Uhhhhh...
Oh! I think JJ has got some good shit.
She was cutting up her crappy cocaine with my credit card
and now she has it and I don't know how I'm gonna get home.
Are you leaving already?
Oh, hey babe, have you seen JJ?
She has our credit card.
REINA'S BOYFRIEND: Oh My God, are you fucking kidding me?
I know, I'm sorry.
Girl, you look cute in this dress. I am g-g-gagging.
Thanks Horse. Are we lucky enough to have you performing
for us tonight? - Girl no, you wish.
Viva Section is performing though.
I haven't seen her, she was supposed to be here two
hours ago. - That bitch never shows up on
time girl, nobody wants to book her, nobody even likes her.
Well, she turns it sometimes.
Oh my God, hey guys!
Let's go down to the bodega and get a lime-a-rita.
Coke, baby, have you seen JJ?
I don't know. I ran into JJ a while ago and she was doing blow
with some guy in a unicorn mask in the bathroom and then I
think they went home to like... bone or something.
- Gugu! - Yassss queen!
About time.
Girl, have you seen JJ? She has my credit card.
Did she go home with that guy?
No, JJ didn't go home with him. She's passed out over there in
the corner. Ha ha ha!
That bitch!
Well I'll go help you wake her up.
Why don't you just let her choke in her own vomit?
Okay, cool it, alright? Babe do you wanna go get a drink?
Yeah, yeah. Let's go.
I'll help you in a minute though.
I'm gonna go that way.
Yasss JJ! What is going on?
Hold on.
♪ CLUB MUSIC CONTINUES ♪
Fuck!
Holy shit! When did she have time to put on prosthetics?
I don't know. I don't know.
She didn't have that shit on when I saw her. JJ?
♪ DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES ♪
What... the... fuck!
[INTENSE GIRLISH SCREAMS]
[CINEMATIC HIT]
♪ UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ♪
♪ UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES ♪
♪ MUSIC CONTINUES WITH A LOW DRONING AND OPERATIC HUMMING ♪
♪ MUSIC CONTINUES WITH A LOW DRONE ♪
♪ ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES ♪
[INTENSIFIED AMBIENCE]
[CITY NOISE WITH FAINT SIREN SOUND]
[SOUND OF KEYS JANGLING]
[BOING]
[DOOR SQUEAKING SOUND]
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE]
♪ PLAYFUL UPLIFTING MUSIC ♪
[BOING]
CHOLATA: Hey boo.
DANNY: Hey Cholata.
- How are you feeling? - Fucked.
Why are you working? Go home.
Collin can cover your shift.
I'd rather be distracted about it here thank think about it at
home. - True that, true that.
Do you need help opening up?
Sure, you got any?
Girl, you know I always do. She's always carrying.
Good shit. Who'd you get it from?
Gary Garbaj.
Ew. He's never had good stuff.
I'm surprised he upped his game.
I haven't seen him in a moment.
Girl, you haven't gone out in a moment.
I just don't feel safe.
With what happened to JJ... I think it's just all too much.
That's not fair, what happened to you was a year ago.
Yeah, I changed.
Yeah. You changed your shifts to opening but girl, you can't be
afraid of the night, you need to face that shit.
Literally, everybody has said the exact
same thing to me like a thousand times.
I know. It's because we care for you, stupid.
But there is a killer on the loose. We don't know who killed
JJ or what really happened.
Yeah, but we are not gonna let fear take over our
lives. We're gay, that's what we do.
[PHONE BUZZES]
Oh, Gayson and Ben are around the corner.
Oh, cool. [BOING]
GAYSON: Oh, hey my puta Spanish fly!
BEN: Hi!
Hey girl!
Hi, how are you hun? Hi Ben!
What's up boo? This is Pup.
Your new pup?
PUPPYPUP: No, that's what they call me, PuppyPup.
Oh, hi. Hi, I'm Danny.
Hi.
What are you guys up to?
GAYSON: Oh you know, chilling, same shit different day.
You're coming to the funeral tonight, right?
I am. Only for JJ.
BEN: Everyone is performing. It's gonna be
house-down-boots!
I'm kind of excited to see everyone together again, and
to honor JJ's memory.
Oh she would've loved a big show revolve around her.
True!
- Excuse me? - Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry I just-- I didn't know you knew her.
Yeah, Pup's new to the scene.
Right. Well, I'm gonna go finish setting up for the
tribute tonight, and then I'm working the first
shift and I'm gonna stick around afterwards to see what
everyone's been up to.
You guys don't have any leads, do you?
I wasn't at that party.
Neither was I.
Uhm, Gayson and I were but--
So the cops questioned you too?
They questioned all of us but we don't really know much more
beyond that.
Girl, and my cop, he investigated my
Oh God, okay! I'll see you tonight.
BEN: Hey, what about Enema?
What about it?
Girl, you have to come!
It might be one of the last parties that's fun, since the
cops are all up in our shit and blaming it all on the fags.
I don't think it that would be the end of the world.
Ugh, yes it would because I need to do my coke in public, like a
decent human being!
Just come get douched and dance.
It'll be fun! It's going to be such a carry.
Gayson shut up. If Danny doesn't want to go to the party, he
doesn't have to. We've all been through it.
Well, you have a day and a half to think about it,
so you better come through!
DANNY: Okay, we'll see.
Hey you aren't open yet, are you?
Nope. Not yet.
Alright. Well, we are gonna go grab a drink and we'll see
you at the memorial tonight, okay?
GAYSON: Oh look, there's Collin!
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- Hey! - Hi love.
Danny is really cute.
Yeah, I know right?
He is, but good luck hooking up with that one.
Well, he is boyfriend material.
Girl, please!
What happened to him? You guys were so weird about the
enema party.
He doesn't like talking about it.
Well, basically last year at the enema party he
got like raped by some dude and it was really intense, and now
he doesn't go out.
Oh My God. Who was he?
What happened to the guy?
I don't think anybody knows.
We didn't know who he was and then he just disappeared.
Sorry I couldn't come see you before I--
No, it's okay. It's not like I left my house to begin
with... But tonight is gonna be cute, despite the circumstances.
It is! Do we know who's performing yet?
Girl, everybody.
Work!
Also, where did that Pup come from?
He's new. I think he moved here from Virginia or something.
He's a cutie.
- He is. - Girl go try it.
Oh yeah, PuppyPup. He cute, you should totally get it.
No, I don't wanna lead him on and I don't think I'm
ready yet.
Girl, its Brooklyn. You could use a little hookup.
Plus, he looks like he gives good head.
- Power bottom. - Ride that dick!
Okay girl, I'm gonna see you later.
I'm gonna take a little disco nap.
Alright. I'm gonna go finish setting up.
Alright cool. I'll be there in a second.
Alright.
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS]
That was quick!
I know.
You wanna grab a bite to eat before we open?
Yeah but what if people start coming
The party starts at eight so people won't show up until like
nine or so.
True.
♪ ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES ♪
[RAIN SOUNDS AND CITY NOISE]
♪ MUSIC CONTINUES OVER SQUEAKY DOOR ♪
LADY HAVOKK: Hey, Danny?
Hello?
Really? Nobody?
You're hosting a party and nobody even bothers
to open the bar for you?
It's cute though, shame it's for such a bitch like JJ
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE AND NOISES]
Danny is that you?
I need you to get up here and give me drink tickets and help
me set up the sound.
[NOISES AND RATTLING]
Fuck me Danny!
I really wanted this to be perfect for JJ and so did you.
What are you doing in the basement?
Wait, are you guys doing drugs?
Give me drugs!
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE CONTINUES]
Really bitch? No one's gonna answer me?
This is some scary movie bullshit.
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE CONTINUES]
[CINEMATIC HIT]
Holy fuck! Who are you?
Are you the new go-go boy?
No, but really who are you?
Oh honey, that's tucked to a T.
That's not coming out until after the shows but luckily I
don't mind ruining my lipstick.
Oh wow, that's a big bulge. Should be glad I have
no gag reflex.
What the fuck?
[DRAMATIC AND TENSION FILLED AMBIENCE FLOODS SCENE]
Oh my God! Oh my God! Please!
Somebody help!
Ahhh!
Screw you asshole!
I'm Colombian and Jewish and I have Aspergers so fuck you!
[HEAVY BREATHING SOUNDS]
♪ DANCE MUSIC FLOODS THE SCENE ♪
QUARTER POUND: Where the fuck have ya'll been?
We've been at the bar waiting for a drink for an hour!
Oh come on. You all just got here.
And how did you all get in?
Yeah, didn't you lock it?
Door was open, and we need a drink!
It's whatever.
Have you all seen Havokk?
No, but you know her, she won't be here until halfway
through her first set.
I'll have a shot of Fireball and a martini in a pint glass.
Okay. Hi Morti, I'm good, how are you?
It's Madame Mortimer.
Alright, Madame Mortimer. That will be twelve dollars.
I'm a Brooklyn staple.
Then that will be twelve dollars plus tip.
Fuck you!
Miss you too bitch. It'll be good to have everybody back
together. We all really need each other tonight.
It's gonna be cute.
Love you guys. Can I get a whiskey ginger?
♪ TRANCE MUSIC PLAYS ♪
♪ NIGHTS ABOUT TO END ♪
♪ THE LIGHTS ARE COMING ♪
♪ TAKE A LOOK AROUND AND BREATHE IN THE BEAUTY ♪
♪ SEE YOUR PAIN ♪
♪ LIFT YOURSELF UP ♪
♪ BLOW YOUR WOUNDS AWAY RETURN TO ROUTINE ♪
♪ I'M ON EVERY STEP YOU TAKE ♪
♪ I AM HERE TO GUIDE YOU TO DREAM HOUSE ♪
♪ FIND ME ♪
♪ STOP WAITING FOR ME ♪
♪ THEY DESTROY US ♪
♪ WE WILL FIGHT THEM ♪
♪ FIND ME ♪
♪ WHAT WILL COME WILL COME ♪
♪ YOU WILL FIND ME WHEN YOU HAVE TO ♪
♪ FIND ME ♪
♪ I AM HERE TO GUIDE YOU TO DREAM HOUSE ♪
♪ FIND ME ♪
[APPLAUSES AND CHEERING]
CUNT STANLEY: Hello everyone I'm Cunt Stanley!
We're here tonight to celebrate our sister, our
friend, and the first person to ever give me crabs.
I know... Jess-Jizz! [CROWD CHEERING]
Lady Havokk was supposed to host tonight, of
course, but the loud bitch couldn't make it, so I'm the
better friend. I'm the better friend JJ...
But we are all here tonight to celebrate the fierce queen that
JJ was.
She gave shows, she gave looks, and allegedly she was a good
person.
OWW!
However, I must remind you that the police have zero leads on
who could've done this. So if you remember anything at
all from the night of Psycho Sodomites
please let the po-po know!
Let the po-po know.
And if you can't let the po-po know then you come to me and
I'll kill that motherfucker myself because JJ deserved
justice!
Now raise your glasses, and if you don't have one you can go
to the bar for Danny and Collin, it is a full service bar, so you
can have whatever you want but don't forget to tip.
Now glasses up motherfuckers!
To JJ.
She will live in our hearts, in our minds and in my
wardrobe because I used to steal her tights I didn't mean to
I could've just asked but I took them.
No! No! To JJ!
AUDIENCE: To JJ!
Now get ready for some more shows and more party in
honor of our girl give it up for your DJ Garbaj.
♪ UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS OVER CHEERING CROWD ♪
I'm off in a minute do you need anything else?
Uh, Nah.
Alright.
But don't leave yet!
I wasn't, I'm gonna stick around for the performances
Sweet.
Hey.
Hi Pup, what can I get you?
Can I get a vodka soda please?
♪ ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES ♪
This one is on me.
Did you wanna go and smoke some?
- Bud? - Yeah.
Fuck yeah. I get off in a minute and I'll meet you
outside. - Sweet.
A joint date.
The best kind.
Oh my God, go!
- What? - Yeah go get that cute trade and
enjoy the night, I can manage.
Are you sure?
All these fags are too broke to buy any more drinks anyways
and if anything, more tips for me.
Fuck you. Thanks, boo!
You got it babe.
Here to a special tribute to our girl Jess-Jizz is
your hometown girl, Ruby Falls.
RUBY FALLS: Hello hello hello everybody, this one is for my sis down in
gay hell. Jess Jizz. Love you honey. I miss you.
♪ ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ♪
There's no wifi here.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
That is funny. I love it, werk! I need a bump and a
drink ticket.
Oh my God, Danny!
I missed you so much. Don't ever leave me.
- Let's get turnt. - Hi honey.
She needed some alone time, now she's finally with us.
We missed you baby.
You have to come over for dinner next week sometime.
Oh my God, we could have a cute night of wine and weed.
Oh my God that sounds perf!
We have so much tea to catch you up on.
Oh my God, Cunt!
Ohmigosh, Danny! Hi nugget, how are you?
Been well you know, keeping to myself.
Sure, sure, sure. Well, I love seeing you out baby.
- I miss you. - Eh enough with the sob stories.
- Bitch. - Does anyone have a cigarette?
She's so testy now, I told you.
I don't have one for you or myself, but come on.
I know. Such a bitch.
MDME. MORTIMER: Yaaas.
♪ TECHNO DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES ♪
♪ DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES ♪
♪ DANCE MUSIC SLOWLY FADES OUT ♪
[CROWD APPLAUSE]
Alright assholes, I'm out of here.
Who's coming to Scope?
Oh My God yes!
I might go for like a minute. Collin?
Danny?
I think I've had enough for one night.
Come on!
TIM: I am down. Gayson and Ben are already there and I wanna hook
up with Ben.
Hook up with Ben? You mean get fisted by him?
Uh, I think I'm gonna call it a night as well.
Really? You?
Yeah, right. He just wants to fuck Danny. I'm out of here.
Let's go fags.
Danny, you should really come with us tomorrow, it's
gonna be fun! It would be good for you.
I'll think about it.
Alright. Have fun.
Bye.
I think I'm gonna go home too guys.
Alright, well it was good seeing you honey.
Bye cuties. Use protection.
I'm on PrEP.
Girl, all the more reason to use a condom you dirty whore.
- Taxi! Come on, bitch. - Wait up, coming with you.
Bye!
So, do you wanna wait for the subway together?
At this time of the night is gonna take forever.
I ain't mad about that.
Okay.
[BOING]
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE]
♪ ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS ♪
I didn't realize it was gonna snow tonight, how far is your
place? - It's right up here.
So uhm--how many of these parties have these queens
dragged you out to?
Uh, we went to a really fun one a couple of weeks ago.
I don't remember what it was called uhm... Coke and Gary took
me... Hail? Hail satan?
Hail Satan and Bottoms Party!
It was fun.
I haven't been to one of those parties in forever.
They're fun in like a I can't walk for the next three
days kind of way.
Pretty much.
[RATTLING SOUNDS]
What was that?
Probably a rat.
That was a big ass rat. Sounded like a horse.
It's probably like some drunk guy or something.
I'm close-by.
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE AND RATTLING CONTINUES]
It's f--It's a safe neighborhood. It's fine.
[RATTLING AND LOUD HIT]
But that doesn't mean we can't walk a little bit faster.
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE INTENSIFIES AND BECOMES CREEPY]
Duck! Run!
♪ LIGHT CREEPY MUSIC PLAYS ♪
What was that?
A psychopath!
Fuck! I need a drink. You want something?
To smoke, yeah.
That too.
Beer fine?
Yeah, sure. Nice place.
Thanks!
Who do you live with?
Just me. Myself.
Damn. Lucky.
Thanks.
Give me one second.
♪ SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYS ♪
So, how come I haven't you at any of the parties?
I'm pretty sure my friends have told you why.
They mentioned a thing or two.
Hey, I think you're cute. Let's not ruin this by talking
about things that have happened in the past.
Agreed. Sorry, I'm just still a little shaken about what
happened earlier.
It's alright. We're here, we're safe.
- That's all that matters. - Yeah.
♪ I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO SHOW ME SATAN ♪
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE I'M RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE ♪
♪ PATIENCE ♪
♪ OPENING, SPREAD IT WIDE ♪
♪ COME AND TAKE ME ♪
♪ GET INSIDE ♪
♪ GET INSIDE, G-GET INSIDE ♪
♪ GET INSIDE, G-G-GET INSIDE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T LIKE TO PLAY THESE GAMES ♪
♪ PRETENDING LIKE YOU FORGOT WHAT'S MY NAME ♪
Come on.
♪ CAUSE I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME UP ♪
♪ I SAID FUCK ME UP ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ME ♪
♪ YOU CAN PRETEND LIKE I'M YOUR PROPERTY ♪
♪ I WANT YOU TO-- ♪
♪ OPENING, SPREAD IT WIDE ♪
♪ COME AND TAKE ME ♪
♪ GET INSIDE ♪
♪ GET INSIDE, G-G-GET INSIDE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T LIKE TO PLAY THESE GAMES ♪
♪ PRETENDING LIKE YOU FORGOT WHAT'S MY NAME ♪
♪ KEEP STRETCHING OUT THAT HOLE, BOY BRING THE PAIN ♪
♪ CAUSE I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME UP ♪
♪ I SAID FUCK ME UP ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ME ♪
♪ YOU CAN PRETEND LIKE I'M YOUR PROPERTY ♪
♪ I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME UP ♪
[HEAVY BREATHING AND MOANING]
♪ I SAID FUCK ME UP ♪
♪ I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO SHOW ME SATAN ♪
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE I'M RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE ♪
♪ PATIENCE ♪
♪ YOU CAN PRETEND LIKE I'M YOUR PROPERTY ♪
♪ I WANT YOU TO-- ♪
[MUSIC FADES]
[PHONE BUZZING]
What?
Your phone is going crazy. What time is it?
Noon.
When did we pass out?
I have no idea.
[PHONE BUZZING]
Oh my God, shut up!
Danm.
What?
Nothing.
Nothing at all.
♪ DRAMATIC AND SCARY MUSIC PLAYS ♪
What the fuck?
What? Why are you on Grindr when there is a severed
head in your closet? What is going on?
I don't know.
Wha-th-then we need to call the cops.
- No we can't! - Why?
Everyone on my grid is a Unicorn.
Don't you get it?
The last person Jess was seen with before she died was a
Unicorn. The guy who chased us last night, and the guy who
I've been messaging on Grindr has a Unicorn for his picture;
he told me to look in my closet and asked me if I liked my gift.
If the guy who chased us last night did this then we need to
get out of here right now!
No! We need to call everyone right now.
Hurry up! Get out your phone and call Coke, call Gayson, call
Mortimer, they need to come over right away.
You rather show the head to your friends than
getting out of here and calling the cops?
- Fuck tha-- - He is going to kill us all!
Unless they come over right away!
Tell them to come over.
Okay. But I need to know what's going on.
Girl, that party was cunt.
I was living.
But, uh, lil Tim was getting kind of aggressive.
Oh yeah because he wants that D!
I don't know how we are gonna survive tonight though.
I know. I feel like we should go take a disco nap
before the enema party.
Yeah girl, we are out.
I'm down to drink a little more.
LIL TIM: Mess!
Girl, bye!
[PHONE BUZZING]
Oh it's Danny.
Ooh! Can I pick up?
- Yeah. - Thanks!
Danny! How did last night go with that pup?
- Arf! - Did you sniff his ass?
What did it smell like? What did it taste like?
You know I love some puppy play.
Rawr!
Girl, calm down. Wait, what?
Uhm, yeah, I'm here with everybody from last night.
No. No one's gone missing. Girl what are you talking about?
- Wasted. - Yeah. Okay, okay. I'm here
with Coke, Morti, Gary...
Okay I won't bring Gary. Ben and Lil Tim just left,
they went to take a nap... I don't know.
Call them!
Okay! Okay! We're not far.
We'll be there in like twenty.
What the hell was that about?
We have to go over to his place.
Right now? What are we supposed to do with Gary?
Just leave him here or what?
I don't know but, least he'll have somewhere fun to sleep.
- Let's go! Let's go! - Oh shit!
Okay, so mostly everybody is on their way, Cholata will be here
very soon.
What we need to do is, we need to make a facebook
status saying that if anybody sees any of the other queens,
they need have them get in contact with me asap.
Okay. Okay, so now that everyone knows can you please tell me
what's going on?
Yeah.
Uhm.
You deserve to know.
I just need you to understand what happened.
One year ago at last year's Brooklyn's Annual Enema Party:
Where you come get douched and dance...
we all--
We all--
We all killed someone.
Well... well, I thought we did but apparently we
didn't because now he's trying to kill us!
- What? - No, no, no. Listen.
Let me start from the beginning.
♪ FAINT CLUB MUSIC AND CITY NOISE ♪
[FAINT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER]
♪ MUSIC AND CHATTER CONTINUES ♪
- Heyyy! DOOR GIRL: What's up babes?
Hey boo, how are you doing?
Girl, you already turnt!
You know it. She is carrying.
We are gonna have so much fun tonight!
So can we get in?
Shush girl, we are talking!
I just I need some adderall.
And I need a drink ticket.
- Mess. - Double mess.
Pero like, y'all don't pay just don't tell Merrie Cherry.
- Thank you hun! - Have a good time!
See you inside!
Oh my God! What are you all doing here?
Happy Enema Party boo.
Happy Enema Party, bye!
- Bitch, bye. - Fuck off!
Why are you such a bitch?
Because I can and you're a fucking freak, thats why. Bye.
She is really bitter.
I don't know why. She's got a face that could ward off evil
spirits. Anyway, I need a drink ticket!
My God, let's get you one. I think Cunt Stanley has some, or
maybe a douche ticket because I don't wanna pay for one and I
want to get douched with a different flavor this time.
Oh! I had, I had the best one! It was something
like a dog or--
Ooo! Ooo! It's a Scooby doo-doo. Let's go!
Okay, I'll meet you by the bar! Coke?
Oh no, I'm good.
No, you're good what?
No, I want some addy.
No, do you want to go to the bar with me?
What?
Go find some addy honey, I'll meet you at the bar.
Okay! Mwah!
Can I get a whiskey coke?
And uh--do you wanna do a shot of ass juice with me?
Uhm. Excuse me!
♪ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ♪
♪ SCARY SYMPHONIC MUSIC CREEPS IN ♪
Weird.
Hey honey, you alright?
What? Yeah, I'm good.
Yeah, you seem fucked up.
Yeah go get like a douche or sit down or something.
Oh, hey girl! This party is lit.
Honey, my ass tastes like a church wafer dipped in tequila.
Oh honey I don't know what flavors they are using in this
enema but it is the shit! Okay? No pun intended.
Yasss!
Oh! Who are you?
What are you doing?
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE OVER STRUGGLED BREATHS]
Has anybody seen Danny?
We can't find him.
No, I haven't seen him in a while but he did not look good.
I saw him for a second with some guy, maybe he went home
with him. - He wouldn't leave the party
without getting douched.
I think I know what happened. I wasn't gonna say anything but I
saw someone put something in his drink.
Wait what?
And then he took him outside.
JESS-JIZZ: And you didn't do anything?
We have to find him now!
That is cold Horse fag Foo...
even for you!
I'm gonna go find him. Let me know if you see him first
Right, right.
GAYSON: What just happened?
Hey did you see who Danny left with?
Work, he already left with somebody?
No, somebody roofied him and took him away.
Where's Cholata?
I'll stay here and keep looking around, Cunt Stanley, help me.
Ask everybody if you know who he went with, okay?
Let's go!
No, no, no.
[MUFFLED CRIES OVER DRAMATIC AMBIENCE]
FRIENDS: Danny! Danny! Oh, shit!
[MUFFLED CRIES CONTINUE]
Shit!
Danny?
[CRIES CONTINUE] Get the fuck off him!
[SIGHS OF STRUGGLE OVER HARSH KICKING SOUNDS]
Guys. Guys! Stop! Guys stop look.
He's not moving.
I think we killed him.
No way guys, look.
Holy fuck.
He deserved it!
Shut up Ben!
Oh shit, what are we gonna do?
Let's just move the body over there.
Oh yeah for the garbage man to pick him up tomorrow morning?
Like the trash he is.
I don't want to!
I think that the blood is in all of our hands!
Gayson is right. We're all in this together.
Why don't we just drop it off in front of the hospital?
Oh yeah, and drag it all the way to the other side of Anusburg.
- Yeah! - Jess! We ha---
We, we have to.
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE CONTINUES]
Okay let's go.
Wait! Before we go we should swear to never speak of this
moment again. - We could all go to jail for
this and I know some of you girls are real
loose-lipped bitches.
I agree.
Jess, come on.
We all paid attention to the news for a few days to see
if anybody reported anything but nobody did.
We assumed he was dead.
But he wasn't and now he's back.
To get his revenge on us!
That's why I don't go out anymore, the night scares me.
That night left a permanent scar on my mind.
I still have nightmares.
I am so sorry I asked about it earlier.
No worries. But that's it, that's the story of how the
Killer Unicorn was born.
[KNOCKING]
That's probably everyone.
Right.
Girl, what is going on?
Yeah we had to, like, run over here.
It was not cutie.
Shut up y'all. Hey baby.
We need to talk.
Looks like somebody's got a new puppy.
- Hey guys. - Hi Pup.
What do you need?
I need to show you something and it is not pretty.
Is there still shit on the sheets from last night?
Girl they'e clean bottoms. Their assholes sparkle.
Please, come look.
What the fuck? [WARPED DISTORTED SOUNDS]
Havokk? What?
Guys, do you know what today is?
Yeah its the Brooklyn's Annual Enema Party: Where you come get
douched and dance, it's also a year to the date of
Oh my God, no!
Hold up, PuppyPup you need to excuse us.
- He knows. - You told him?
Of course I did. He woke up to the severed head of a very
loud drag queen.
She was a very loud queen.
Oh my God do you think that that's why the killer shoved
something down her throat? It's because he wanted her to
shut up? - Guys!
I figured it out! It's the guy that was seen with Jess the
night she died, with the unicorn mask.
How?
Well, I was talking to some guy on Grindr and his profile
picture was that of a unicorn, and then last night when we were
coming home we got attacked by a guy in a unicorn mask.
What?
And then this morning he texted me telling me he had a
gift for me in my closet.
Okay, I see where this is going but let's leave the recap for
the late seaters, what are we gonna do now?
We need to get in contact with everyone who was there
And every body else, Lady Havokk wasn't with us, but he is
obviously after the rest of us.
[PHONE BUZZING]
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE CREEPS IN]
[DRAMATIC TECHNO LIKE AMBIENCE CONTINUES]
The killer said he was going to the party tonight, so we're
gonna go and use me as bait so we can get him.
Wait, so you're going to the party?
There has to be a better way.
No! He's not going to stop until he gets me.
I don't like this.
Well bitch, get ready because I am going in a look.
Okay, then what do we do?
Well, he killed our sisters, it's just fair we kill him too.
Okay, I'm like totally into the whole killer unicorn thing.
- Right? - Right, it's like a really cute
look for a killer. - Sickening.
Well get ready because we are slaying a unicorn tonight!
Slay! - Fuck it up. Let's go.
[CITY NOISE]
[CITY NOISE AND LIGHT DRAMATIC AMBIENCE]
[BUZZING]
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE CONTINUES]
Hello, Mister Unicorn.
You wanna play?
[DRAMATIC AND EERIE AMBIENCE]
Oh my God, fuck this!
[INTENSIFIED DRAMATIC AMBIENCE]
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE CONTINUES]
You don't fuck with my friends,
you don't fuck with my family,
and you certainly don't fuck with my Danny.
Let's you like this asshole.
[GROANS]
What the fuck are you doing?
Stop it!
Where the fuck are you going?
Come back here you motherfucker!
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE CONTINUES]
♪ PARTY MUSIC PLAYS ♪
Okay, we know where everyone is except for Mortimer,
she isn't responding.
- Do you think-- - Let's just hope not.
She's smart she should be fine.
Are Puppy and Cholata on the way?
- Yeah. - Thank you for all of your help.
No worries I've got an eye out for them.
Nobody's gonna die at my gig tonight.
I love you so much. Be careful.
I got you boo. Now go in and kill that fucker.
Oh, bitch, we will.
HOSTESS: Testies, testies, one, two, three.
Am I coming in queer?
Welcome to Brooklyn's Annual Enema Party: Where you
come get douched and dance!
I'm your hostess with the mostess, Isis Vermouth, are you
ready to clean your asses out?
AUDIENCE: Yeah!!!
Are you ready to fuck each other?
Yeah!!!
Let's do this fuckers.
Your first performer of the night,
his asshole looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise, let's bring
to the stage Bareback Angel!
♪ DANCE TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ♪
[CROWD CHEERING]
Oh my God. Hi baby!
Girl you made it, let's get turnt!
No, listen, did you see all of our posts?
Oh, about the unicorn stuff, right?
I think that is hilarious I cannot wait to see that
performance. - No, no this is real!
- Wait, we need to get douched. - Yes!
Honey, my ass is squeaky clean and ready for some D!
Girl, this year's flavors are everything. I'm still gagging.
Literally. Let's get douched again!
Yes please, happy Enema Party motherfuckers!
No, wait! Wait GooGoo! Cunt!
It's ten dollars. It's ten dollars girl.
If you're not paying get the fuck, ahh!
[HIGH PITCHED SOUNDS]
GAYSON: Hello? Hello?
Girl there's nobody here let's just go in.
Boop. I'm down to not pay, let's go before the door girl
gets back.
♪ DANCE TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ♪
I think I'm gonna go get cleaned out before the performances.
I'll catch you guys in a minute.
Get it girl, have fun!
I don't see them.
- Let's split up. - Said no one ever.
I'm gonna wait for Puppy and Cholata, you guys go looking for
them.
Alright, come on, let's go.
So which one of you guys wants to clean me out and fill me
right back up again.
Fuck! Doesn't anybody wanna make me cum?
I guess I'll just have to do it myself.
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE FILLS]
Hey sexy. Is that for me?
Hey, I only wanna see your face.
Fuck. You like it rough, huh?
Alright, give it to me.
Oh fuck yeah.
Oh. Oh yeah. Oh fuck.
Yeah. Oh.
That feels a little funny.
What flavor is this? Is this Sriracha?
I love Srira--Oh! Burns, no please!
Please take it out, take it out it hurts please, no!
Oh no!
Oh my God!
No! [SCREAMING CONTINUES]
[AMBIENCE STARTS TO SLOWLY FADE OUT]
[KNOCKING]
Shut up queen, it's just an enema!
Fucking bottom.
Sh--Look! They're right there by the bathroom, and they have
blow... Okay. - Let's go!
- Hi hun. - Hi.
We need to talk, you're in danger.
Bitch please, all of this unicorn shit everyone is talking
about? - No, listen.
I don't have time to listen baby, I am here to have a good
time, and if bitches are getting killed, that's on them.
Jess and Lady Havokk are dead and I don't know where Ben and
Gayson and Lil Tim are.
Wait, dead?
Well, I never like Lady Tragic anyway.
Have fun not getting killed baby, see you on the flip side.
Fuck you! Oh my God.
What are we gonna do? There's so many people here!
- Where's everybody else? - They're looking for Ben and
Lil Tim. Have you heard back from anybody else?
No, not even Mortimer.
What? What did the girl at the door say?
- What girl? - Yeah what girl?
There was no one at the door,
I assumed she was sucking dick somewhere.
God, no. He's here!
- Chola darling! How are you? - Hey baby, sorry I can't talk
to you right now. - Wait, wait, wait. Do you have
any? - Listen, I said stop!
I'm sober, I don't do that shit anymore.
Hello Anusburg!
Are you ready for more shows?
Our next performer has a private show at the Port Authority
men's restroom I don't whether to call them a he, she
or an it, so let's just call them shit, let's bring to the
stage Viva Section!
♪ CLUB DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ♪
[CROWD CONTINUES TO CHEER]
Oh my God.
[CROWD CHEERING INTENSELY]
No!
VIVA SECTION: Who are you? You're ruining my performance.
Get off my stage!
He said he was performing for me.
Fuck, everyone is dying because of me.
It's not your fault.
We're gonna get out of here alive, I promise.
VIVA SECTION: Security! Security! Security!
[GURGLING SOUNDS]
[CHEERING INTENSIFIES OVER GURGLING SOUNDS]
♪ MIDDLE-EASTERN SOUNDING DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ♪
That was good.
Fuck, that was them and I don't think they know yet,
they just went to get douched. - I'll go get them!
No, no, no, no, wait!
Did he just kill Viva?
Coke just went to find Lil Tim and Ben, we gotta go!
You know what I love about you?
What?
Your fist.
What about it?
How thick is.
Yeah? Where do you want it?
Inside me.
- How much? - All of it.
- All of it? - The entire arm.
Fuck yeah.
[DRAMATIC SOUNDS CREEP IN] Oh yeah.
Everyone out! The killer is here. Look at Viva she is dead.
It's not safe here. Let's get the fuck outta here!
- Girl, boop. Let's go. Let's get the vodka, the gin.
I'm gonna grab this enema.
Get the--oh! Get the--Get the rum, get the rum! Come on!
Go! Go!
[DRAMATIC HIGH PITCHED AMBIENCE]
Cheap queen!
Ooh! Damn that's strong, sober my ass.
[HIGH PITCHED AMBIENCE CONTINUES]
What is this shit?
What is this laced with?
[AMBIENCE SLOWLY FADES OUT]
♪ DRAMATIC PIANO ♪
[MOANING]
Fuck.
Yeah, I can feel you in my throat.
[MOANING CONTINUES]
You like that?
You want in?
♪ DRAMATIC PIANO CONTINUES ♪
Oh yeah, choke me buddy.
♪ PIANO MUSIC INTENSIFIES WITH DARK HUMMING ♪
[SHARP CUT SOUND]
Oh God!
[SCREAMING INTENSIFIES]
[CHOKING SOUNDS]
[LOW DRONING]
[DRONING CONTINUES]
COKE: Ben!?
Little Tim come on.
Guys, come on we gotta go.
[WARPED CINEMATIC HIT]
Fuck that shit!
[WARPED CINEMATIC HITS INTENSIFY]
Girls can you help me get everyone out of here
safe and sound?
I just can't believe this unicorn shit is real.
Yeah girl are you gonna help me or what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm gonna help!
We gotta get everyone out of here.
Fuck I forgot my purse backstage!
Girl really? Can you go grab it later?
- Let's get everyone out. - No, no, no fuck these assholes.
I'm grabbing my bag and then I'm out of here.
- Be careful baby. - Text me if you survive.
Come on let's go.
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE ENSUES]
[SIREN WAILING]
Fuck! Shit!
Shit.
Phone, keys, wallet, adderall, knife, coke...
- Shit. - Coke! Oh my God you scared the
shit out of me. - He's after me.
What? Who?
He's--He's after me.
Why the fuck would you bring him here?
I don't fucking know!
We gotta run.
- Take her! - Okay that's kind of rude.
Well I didn't ask you to fucking bring him here. Fuck you!
Please we're basically the same!
I'm a horse, you're a Unicorn, we're basically cousins.
Take this trash instead!
Oh shit.
[SIREN WAILING CONTINUES]
Oh, shit. Hey.
He--he has horse!
What? Oh my God go! Get out of here!
Coke hurry the fuck up, come on! Come on get out!
Oh, God damn it.
The door! The door!
- Oh no! - The door closed.
Hey! Hey! Help! Hello? Fuck.
[SIREN WAILING CONTINUES]
Oh shit.
[CINEMATIC HIT]
Oh shit. No! Oh my God please!
Please stop. No. What is that? No please.
Please just let me live. Please.
Oh my God no! No! No! No! Oh my God!
Help!
Anyone! Help me please! Anybody!
Let me out! Help me! Help me.
Let's hide guys.
Come on behind the bar.
Behind the mirror.
[DRAMATIC STRINGS]
Call uh--call the promoter.
- Yeah I'm trying. - Yeah what's his name again?
- Andrei? - I thought it was Arturo.
MERRIE CHERRY: Hey, girls. - Mark?
- Hey Merrie. - Hey Merrie.
Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Door. Door, door, door!
Shit, no Merrie!
[SIREN WAILING CONTINUES]
What's up bitches? Merrie Cherry in the house.
Let's do this!
[EERIE AMBIENCE]
Not my friend!
No! [QUEENS SCREAMING]
Oooh.
This is some crazy white people shit. I'm out!
Unicorns are supposed to be nice.
It's crazy in there! Thanks for letting a bitch know y'all.
- No! - Duh!
You guys go.
It's me you want Killer Unicorn, come and get me!
No!
Puppy we gotta get out of here! Pup! Pup!
♪ ORGAN LIKE MUSIC ♪
♪ BEATS FADE IN ♪
[SIREN WAILING]
[HORRIFIC SCREAM]
♪ DRAMATIC BEATS OVER SIREN WAILING CONTINUE ♪
♪ WEIRD, CREEPY AND DISTORTED SOUNDS PLAY ♪
♪ WEIRD, CREEPY AND DISTORTED SOUNDS BUILD ♪
♪ ELECTRONIC SOUNDS PLAY ♪
[DRAMATIC STRINGS]
[WARPED AND DISTORTED SOUNDS]
[LIGHT DRUMMING OVER SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE]
Uh! Oh my. Uh. Uh. Uh.
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE INCREASES]
Uh. Oh my.
[SIGNS OF STRUGGLE AND DRAMATIC AMBIENCE INCREASE]
Oh my--
Fuck you!
Show me your face, or say something.
Show me your fucking face!
If I'm what you wanted why did you kill them all?
I am what you wanted, aren't I?
What they did to you...
you deserved it.
Because those bitches have my back.
and I've got theirs, and so does every other faggot.
So keep coming for us!
[HARD HIT AND GRUNT SOUND]
[LOW HUMMING AND DRAMATIC SOUNDS]
[LOW ANGELIC HUMMING CONTINUES OVER DRAMATIC AMBIENCE]
[LOW HUMMING FADES]
[HAUNTING ANGELIC SINGING CONTINUES]
Oh, hey girls, let's go over here and see.
Oh there's Danny. Hey Danny!
[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE] Danny watch out!
[HARD HIT]
NO!
[HAUNTING ANGELIC AMBIENCE CONTINUES]
♪ DRAMATIC ELECTRONIC BEATS FADE IN ♪
[ORGAN SOUND] Yeah!
[ORGAN POWERS DOWN]
Jamie Lee Curtis made that look so much easier.
Who has a cigarette and a bump?
♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪
♪ ISH LIKE, ISH LIKE, ISH LIKE, I--I--I--I-- ♪
♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪
♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT, POP THAT ♪
♪ SHUT YOU OUT, YOU A BIG HOT MESS, GIRL ♪
♪ NO I'M NOT ♪
♪ NO IM NOT. PRRRR. ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T GET LIKE ME ♪
♪ ELECTRONIC MUSIC CONTINUES ♪
♪ GIRL ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T GET LIKE ME ♪
♪ INDISTINCT MUMBLING AND SOUNDS ♪
♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪
♪ ISH LIKE, ISH LIKE, ISH LIKE, I--I--I-- ♪
♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪
♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT, POP THAT ♪
♪ SHUT YOU OUT YOU A BIG HOT MESS GIRL ♪
♪ NO I'M NOT ♪
♪ NO, IM NOT ♪
♪ PRRRR ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T GET LIKE ME ♪
♪ INDISTINCT SPEAKING AND SOUNDS ♪
♪ GIRL ♪
♪ INDISTINCT SPEAKING AND SOUNDS CONTINUE ♪
♪ GIRL ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T GET LIKE ME ♪
♪ INDISTINCT SPEAKING AND SOUNDS CONTINUE ♪
♪ ELECTRONIC MUSIC CUTS ♪
♪ PUT IN A BUBBLE AND I POP THAT ISH LIKE ♪
♪ ISH LIKE, ISH LIKE, ISH LIKE ♪
MERRIE CHERRY: Oh shit!
I have one question, why didn't anyone call the cops?
Oh man, its crazy. It's crazy!
Ive got to get out of here!
Hello?
DIRECTOR: Cut.