There's a bunch of boy's camping over there.
What a shame! We chose this Haunted Beach.
To avoid other people how come they're here too?
They are approaching. what shall we do?
Don't worry. no one would dare to take advantage of you.
But I'm afraid I can't control myself!
Mad nutcase!
They are from neighbing school.
I wonder why they're here is it because of...
Certainly not because of you!
Right. because of me!
Because of you?
What so funny? Look at the guy in blue.
He beseeched me earnestly for his yesterday.
But I just answered him briefly.
What did you say?
Mainly about you!
He tried to gather information about you.
So I told him we're camping out here today.
So it's because of our lovely Juliet again!
Look. how many wolves and mad dogs you have attracted.
Pretty girl like me is always the source of troubles!
I'm terribly sorry...
Mad nutcase!
Hey. My chicken wing is burning!
I'm busy. you take it!
Dumb jerk. you don't seem to show any response.
Are we going to sleep in such a big place?
Big? Why don't we invite them to join us!
Mad nutcase!
Look. the 5 boys are pitching five camps.
What are they driving at?
Very simply.
They want us to sleep with them.
What shall we so then?
One of us will flirt with them.
They'll be out of their minds and may even sleep here.
Gosh. my chicken wing's burning!
Same here!
He's singing loson. country bumpkin!
I don't understand why he sings Mandarin song?
Maybe he only speaks Mandarin!
Wrong. because our Juliet likes to speak mandarin!
Gosh. you think it's going to rain?
The weather forecast says it won't.
it's raining. what now?
Keep calm, let�s get into the camp.
He's still singing in the rain.
He's a Romeo in real life!
Romeo? I think he's a mad nutcase!
I hope the wind will blow away his umbrella.
Great. long live the Royal Observatory!
I can't stand it!
Same here!
What are you doing?
The rope is loosen!
Tighten it up. Follow me!
There's a temple in front. let's go in there.
Okay... I'll be right back!
Are you OK?
Watch out! Get up are you sure you're alright?
What sort a temple is this? So horrible!
God. I'm wet all through!
I wonder if there's a caretaker to lend me an iron.
I don't think there'll be anybody except ghost!
Don't frighten us or I'll get mad!
Same here!
The radio says today'll be a sunny day.
I told you to change the damn old radio.
What has it got to do with the weather?
I'm talking to her what has it got to do with you?
you think the boys will come in?
Sure... I bet they will!
Let's go in to take shelter. Alright!
you think the boys will take advantage of us?
How are we going to take advantage of them?
Let's disguise selves as ghosts!
No way. They will be scared away.
What shall we do then?
To tell ghost stories to them!
I'm sure they'll hold us tightly if they're scared.
Good!
I've never been hold by a woman before!
Let's find a finable place.
Excuse me. may we share the table?
Oh no. share the temple!
God ahead. Haunch of hypocrites.
Marvelous...
So boring. can you entertain us?
Sure!
Let me tell you a romantic. loving.
Touching and sentimental love story.
Great...
Are you trying to scare us away by telling ghost stories?
Right. a ghost story!
One dark and windy night. a flash of lighting
Just like now...
A bunch of people ran into a ghost in a temple
All of a sudden...
It's horrible! Are you scared?
A rat. a big one!
A real big one!
What a coward! He's even scared of a rat!
Let me tell you a more horrible ghost story.
Great. go ahead!
Listen. ghosts hate people sitting on their table.
None of my business.
I smell something strange. there moist a ghost around.
When his spirit isn't settled it will become an ill wind
you know the proverb. An ill wind brings chills.
My hair's standing up on one end!
My legs are like jelly!
My grandma says the ghosts will find a substitute.
How?
Depends on one's luck.
If you have bad luck. the ghost will get hold of you.
This is what we called possessed.
y eyes will be blurred.
As if the ghost is forcing you to do what he has done.
Bonnie. what are doing?
I'm demonstrating how a person's possessed.
To these six cowards.
Six?
1.2.3.4.5.6!
But there were only five of them.
How come there are six now?
Are they altogether six people now?
Right!
Y es. five in front. and one at the back.
See with you own eyes if you don't believe!
Help!
A coward! Don't try to scare us by telling ghost stories.
They screamed while they are watching at back.
Perhaps...
Don't frighten me.
No ghost. Turn around and see with my own eyes.
Turn around and look!
Why me?
Come on. you have guts!
No way...
Come on!
Alright. I'll do it.
I told you there's no ghost in this world.
Are you sure?
See with my own eyes if you don't believe.
***
A bunch of cowards!
The ghost won't kill you for just a little glance.
It stops raining. let's go!
***
Wait for me!
Hurry up!
Gosh. we're here in this prison again.
God. I haven't finished my homework yet.
Work on it now!
Twiggy!
What's the matter?
I'm in deep trouble!
you haven't finished my home work again?
Come on. give me a hand!
Alright I'll finish it for you by tomorrow!
you'll take care of the doggie for me.
The warden's going to check the rooms today.
Leave the doggie here and take it back afterwards.
Thanks a lot!
Mad nutcase!
Hi! Honey!
Mad nutcase!
Honey... that rope moves...
Hang on!
I saw it crawling down from the desk.
you must be joking!
I think it's because you read Playboy too much.
Fortunately Twiggy has fed you!
I'm sorry...
Bobby. are you alright?
Are you tired?
I'm exhausted. I want to sleep.
Darling. go to bed!
How indecent, I don't want to see it!
Su no evil!
Help!
What's the matter?
Who's attacking you?
I saw a man in Manchu costumes.
He just looks like a rampire.
Which part of my body did he attack you?
The bottom of my feet!
Come on. don't try to make a fool of us!
I'm serious. it's true!
Where's he now?
He disappeared in the air.
Still thinking of the ghost story in the temple?
you'll have nightmares if you're over-exhausted!
Go to bed early!
I just don't understand!
you... who are you?
I beseech thee not to get panic-stricken.
I'm very sorry to intrude upon my privacy.
Are you trying to rob me?
I'm not a burglar. I'm...
I'm not a human being!
I know you're not a human being you're a beast.
How dare you sneak into a girl's room at night?
And touch the bottom of my feet.
you're a sex maniac!
I'm not a sex maniac.
I'm a ghost!
you're an extra in the movies.
Ridiculous. I don't believe you are a ghost!
Don't be so sure. since you haven't seen a ghost before!
How do you know I've never seen a ghost?
Believe me. I'm a real ghost!
I think you're just putting one foot in the grave!
Why are you hitting a kind man?
So you admit you're a man!
I'm a ghost!
Alright. you're a ghost!
Since you don't believe. I'll show you something.
Stop!
Keep my fingers off my clothes!
you're a magician?
Wrong you are...
So you're a real ghost?
Right you are!
Help... A ghost! Please help me out! Help... Ghost!
Stop yelling. it's already very late!
you're a ghost. please leave me alone!
I don't want to scare you. you brought me here.
Only a dumb jerk did!
So you're a dumb jerk!
I hanged myself with this rope in the temple.
And this rope becomes the abode of my spirit.
So you brought here my spirit together with the rope.
Y et I am not trying to harm you.
What I did is just to prove my identity.
Pardon me if I have intrude upon my time!
Oh my god. I'm scared to death!
The game's over. you may go now!
you want to get rid of me?
you're insulting my dignity.
Actually I'm a scholar official known is Bind eye.
Binding my eyes?
you mean binding my neck? Don't get confused!
This is neck. not eye.
This is eye. not neck!
you died cos you bound my neck & hang myself.
you don't seem to know anything about human structure.
But you know nothing about Chinese History.
Bind eye is the second place in the Imperial Exams.
One after the winner. one above the third.
I was a Bind eye in the Ching Dynasty.
My job was in the archives.
Stewart Pik's my name. I'm known as Scholar Pik.
I think you're a stupid pig.
So why did you commit suicide?
it's a long story!
I don't want to listen to it.
I'm very tired. what do you want?
Please bring the rope back to the temple.
No problem. after our Sports Day tomorrow!
Thank you from the bottom of my heart. adieu!
Does it mean I have tough luck?
you look so pale?
I ran into a ghost last night!
Why did you come here?
I just walked in to get changed.
Why did you follow me?
Are you kidding? We came here before you.
you're a ghost. please leave me alone!
Why are you following me everywhere?
I don't want to be bored to death.
I want to see this wonderful world.
you're just disguising. I can't stand you!
Can't stand me?
What does this mean?
Someone's coming. you want to scare them away?
Get lost immediately!
Yes. ma am!
Are you Bonnie Lam from the Red Cotton?
This is she!
you're the most promising representative in F 5?
I don't deserve it...
Of course you don't deserve it it's just ridiculous!
So you brought the rope to hang myself?
you know what will happen when the race starts!
Are you alright?
She weighs tons!
I... I just can't stand her!
Hurry up and get changed.
Alright!
you...
it's OK. We're had our close encounter.
Only you will see me and they won't.
First call for all the contestants.
It's almost time!
Alright. we're coming!
Oh my God.
See no evil!
Come on. warm up ourselves first!
Speed up... Red Cotton...
Speed up?
Blue rose speeds up the pace Blue rose wins the race!
A big bird! A giant bird...
Oh my god. I'm scared!
The final of Discuss will start very shortly.
Bonnie Lam represents the Red Cotton.
Tarzan K.o represents the Blue Rose.
Blue Rose will be the champion!
This is the final of Gaveling.
Help!
Blue Rose will lead the race!
Last call for 100 meters spring.
The Blue Rose is still leading the race.
Speed up. Bonnie!
On my mark!
Set!
I made it...
Blue Rose is still leading and Red Cotton the last!
We'll be the Emperor's Eunuch again.
What does that mean?
Ouir prime time has passed!
Blues are tops. Reds are flops!
Pole Vauilt. this is Tarzan Ko's Game!
Fantastic!
Bonnie made it! It's a miracle!
Bonnie is terrific!
Reds are the best. First in every test!
I object. I really did juimp over!
I don't believe it. I really juimped over!
Bonnie won many extra points for the Red Cotton!
Less than 1 metre!
That's enough...
It's not long enough!
Reds can burst. Aways the first!
It's a miracle. Bonnie broke the world's record.
The Red cotton is getting near!
Always the first!
Shot puitt!
K.o specializes inj Shot Puitt see how far she'll get to!
Only 1 metre!
The lowest record!
I don't believe it. its incredible!
Reds are strong. reds jump long!
The Blue Rose is only a few points ahead.
4- people Relay. the Red Cotton's last chance!
Chance is not good because of their height difference.
On you mark!
Set!
It's game over.
Please give me a hand!
The Blue Rose is leading the race.
What is she holding?
A bottle?
A hotdog?
This way...
I can't hold her any longer!
Reds are winners. Move over. beginners!
you're juist terrific. you're the champion.
A fairy friend helped me out!
But he looks a bit weird!
I think there muist be something wrong with Ko!
I dont' force you the believe me!
What are you doing here?
Waiting for you!
This is a ladies bathroom. get lost
I like the atmosphere here!
Come here!
Sex-maniac. I'll bind my eyes sooner or later.
Mencius said. Food and Sex is man's nature.
This is said by Confuciuis. What's the matter?
Keep my promise and take me back to the temple.
Are you really going?
Sure.
Don't go away. please stay!
I'll be friend with you.
F riend?
That means we'll be intimate and bosom friends!
Intimate and bosom?
Impossible. Human being & ghost can't be friends.
Besides. I'm afraid.
What are you afraid of?
I'm afraid we'll fall in love with each other.
Don't worry. I won't!
But I'll.
Doesn't matter. I'm a very conservative girl.
I won't easily make love with you.
Make love? What does that mean?
That mean we'll make friends!
So make love means make friends?
How can a ghost make friends with a girl?
A wicked ghost!
A good ghost!
No problem. You're not a ghost to me.
you're a...
A fairy!
Ths most intelligent fairy in this world.
Honestly I'm very intelligent.
If not. I wouldn't have become a Bindeye.
So you shouild stay and help me ouit.
you can help me to solve out many problems.
My pleasure. helping people is the souirce of happiness.
Actuially I feel very happy after helping you.
Right. you should stay and I'll make you happy.
Come in. I'll teach you how to play electronic games.
Please.
What the hell is she doing?
What's the matter?
There muist be somebody inside.
None.
Don't lie to us. Is there a boy inside?
Across my heart. there's nobody in my room.
He's not a human being.
you mean he's a foreign devil?
So you're going out with a foreign devil.
Don't get me wrong!
Introduce him to uis in the School Ball tonight.
I'll give you 3 minuites.
To bring him to our room and meet uis.
if not. we'll disclose the fact to everybody.
Foreign devil?
Scholar Pik. come with me to meet my 2 friends.
Nonsense. I'm a highly esteemed Ching Officer!
They shouild come to see me instead.
Don't be so aloof. they'll trick you!
Only the ghost can trick man not the other way rouind!
Mothing is impssible in this world.
Right. unless you burn my rope.
Alright. I'll meet my 2 friends.
Who is it?
I've brought him here!
I warn you: don't be scared.
Come in!
y boyfriend is a guitless coward.
Look. he's sacred away.
Come ouit!
What are you doing?
Come ouit or I'll buirn it!
you have to keep calm.
A 1000 year old antique will appear at my back.
How are you?
Good day. ma' am!
Oh. it's only a duimb jerk!
Are you a Cantonese Opera singer?
Or a singer in the open-air market.
I'm not a bit-actor! I was nearly the topscholar in China.
Dressing uip? We don't have a costuime party tonight.
Did you do anything indecent in Bonnie's room?
I didn't... I'm a scholar.
I'm well-versed in poems. and I know the rules.
I'm a highly esteemed and learned Bindeye.
How dare you condemn me as a thired rate actor.
I'm angry for you accused me of imposing as Topscholar.
Now...
you even accuised me of indecent assauilt.
I'm innocent...
Are you singing Catonese Operea?
This is not huiman languiage.
Please don't talk like a smart ass.
Be more straight forward.
Okay. I'll be more straight forward.
If you have no objection.
I'd like to make love with both of you!
you're really very straight forward!
I think he's out of his mind.
I have already made love with her.
Why can't I make love with you!
So you have made love...
He doesn't understand English.
Actuially he is a ghost from Ching Dynasty.
But he's not a harmfuil ghost.
I don't get it.
Right. a ghost can't be so dumb.
I told you the fact but you don't believe me.
Show something to them to prove yself.
Alright. right away!
That's the end of it.
It's very dangerous to be friends with a ghost.
If you're possessed. you're done. right?
I don't know. What do you think?
At least there's I advantage-Duiring the Sports Day.
It's becauise of his help.
That I won the champion!
At least there is some benefits!
is he coming tonight?
Sure!
you'll be able to see him.
Sister.
Here comes my Prince Charming!
Boys. this way!
Duimb jerk!
The girls are very charming.
This is Sashimi. may I dance with you?
Sayonara!
OK.!
Brazano Trovaski!
Chan!
May I have the pleasuire to dance with you?
you attracted so many boys you really need his help!
Let me give you a hand!
you give me a hand?
Ask my advice when you're looking for a boyfriend.
you can't juidge a person by this appearance.
Some people may be a wolf in sheep's clothing.
you won't be able to distinguish you're huiman being.
What's my trick then?
I have a secret weapon. behold and you will not see!
Sit down and look at the boys over there.
Why is it like that?
Well. every person gives out some light.
Look at the short-sighted boy he has a yellow light.
That means he's a sex-maniac.
Keep away from him!
What abouit the green light?
That means his eyes are bluirred!
He always makes mistakes.
I'm sorry...
What abouit the orange light?
Simply becauise he drinks too much orange juiice.
Does the black light mean he drinks too muich ink?
Not really. the black light means he's unluicky. look.
He hasn't got any light?
That means he's col blind.
What abouit the rainbow colouir lights?
That means he's colfuil man.
Is it good or not?
Excellent. that means he's diversified and interesting.
I bet he's the right guiy for you!
Welcome. the Ball will start very shortly.
Just feel free to dance...
No. you have to behave yselves.
Don't turn off the light. behave yselves.
Sister. let's go out and leave them alone!
Alone? I'll keep an eye on them.
What a boring party!
Let's get out of here!
No way. Bindeye Pik!
Bindeye Pik!
Here I am!
We're bored to death. do you have any tricks?
Becauise of her?
Alright!
I lauight the most. Happy Ghost! Happy Ghost!
Do you want woe? Oh no! Oh no!
Playing the fool. Happy Ghost! Happy Ghost!
That's why I'm cool. Happy Ghost!
Time rushes by and disappears.
What will be left here?
As long as you have no worries. take note.
you'll always be merry!
Happiness is the most, Happy Ghost!
HiHi HaHa be it so. So or no go?
Let's all dance, Happy Ghost!
So crazy. not by chance. Happy Ghost!
Time rushes by and disappears.
What will be left here?
Just throw my worries out. hear me ouit.
Be happy you're about.
you'll be so lonely if you're sad.
So much worries. you'll go mad.
To be happy is not bad.
Live a great life and be glad.
Happy ghost!
Time rushes by and disappears.
What will be left here?
Just throw my worries out. hear me ouit.
And be happy you're abouit.
Do you want woe? Oh no! Oh no!
That's why I'm cool. Happy Ghost!
Happiness is the most, Happy Ghost!
HiHi HaHa be it so. So or no go?
Who moved me to the toliet?
Nobody admits?
Ok. boys this side. the girls over there!
This is the end of the Ball!
The game's over!
What a shame. we've juist warmed uip.
you're not going to take me back to the temple!
We're busy!
Who is this transvestite?
Transvestite? He's boy George quiite a hit now!
Hit?
Smells as good as my wife's shortcakes!
So you're married?
What did she look like?
Was she good-looking?
Of couirse. she ws good looking!
She was known as the ueen of the Shortcakes.
Did she sell shortcakes?
Right. she sold shortcakes while I studied hard!
I was even known as the prince of shortcakes.
So my wife suipported the family?
That means you're a buim!
Don't insuilt my dignity or I'll be angry.
Fame is very important to a man.
People study hard to get a name.
If I were the Topscholar my wife would be the first lady.
Just imagine how glorious it would be.
I think to be lady bindeye is good enough.
It should be good enough.
Don't stand in the way. follow me!
Let's go!
Let me take a look.
Nothing spectecular. move on!
Stop puilling me!
Why are you here?
Nothing. I juist want to say good night to you.
Ok. go ahead!
Good night!
May I come up to say good night?
No way. I'll be punished by the warden if she sees uis.
Go away!
So long. I'll come again another night.
Bye.
Bye-bye! See you.
Why don't you climb up the water pipe smart ass!
What are perfect couple!
What a perfect couiple!
Can you stay a little bit longer?
No way. I got to attend the class today.
Are we going to get married?
We'll talk about it after I graduiate. Bye!
you're a bird who takes away my heart.
I'm left alone to sigh.
Sigh... I love you so muich!
Love you with all my heart love you in the nights.
What is this? Doesn't make any sense!
Love is over... What is love?
Love is blind? Thank you bindeye pik.
Bindeye Pik? I always thouight Dr Slump is the hit.
What series is Bindeye Pik in?
I hate to be mistaken as an actor.
So this is the writing skill of a F 5 stuident?
Work harder and pay more attention!
Fantastic...
Very good shot!
Come over here!
To send you out means you can go home earlier.
To retain you means I have to keep you company.
To hit you means I'll be accused physical punishment.
Ok. stand there!
Well. you hit me with the chalk.
I'll do the same thing to you. fair enouigh!
you'll realize how painfuil it is!
Bindeye Pik. come and help me ouit!
Yes. ma'am!
Sister. what's the matter?
Sir. she hit me with the chalk!
Who is the one that hit first?
She!
Well!...
you're all accomplices.
Get ouit of here!
Sir. I'd like to check their uniforms.
y hair's too long. you have to stay behind!
Why did you polish my nails?
Take my hans out!
Stay behind after school!
Why did you puit on lipsticks?
Becauise my lips are too dry...
No excuise. Stay behind.
y uniform is too short.
ys too!
y uniforms shouild be long enouigh to cover my knees.
I have to see my parents.
Aren't you ashamed of wearing such short skirt?
you're stuidents. you have to respect yselves.
you shouildn't expose my body.
you're juist like teddy girls!
y uniforms shouild be as long as mine.
Take me as an example!
Stop laughing!
That's fuinny joke. I guess everybody's happy.
That's why I say Bindeye Pik is very smart.
Not really!
He is nasty. wants to see her legs.
Why are you hitting me? you're so ungreateful!
Venus. my phone call.
Thank you. fattie.
you two carry on!
Come back soon. he doesn't know how to play!
Here are so many excitying games in the human world.
Is it what you called Dog Dog Ball?
Ping Pong Ball!
Yes. I knew it already!
I know everything. from Astrology to Gergraphy!
Ready!
No...
Not like that. I'll teach you how to play!
Since you are so learned. please help me in the Exam.
Examination? What sort of Examination?
It's a School Certificate Examination.
If we fail in the Mock Exam. we'll be disquialified.
you ask me to help you in the exam. how?
you'I help me to cheat!
you'll be my spook.
No way. I hate to do this sort of thing.
if I had cheated. I would have become the Topscholar.
Just help me then!
you suire you won't?
No...
Well. if you won't help me.
I'll bring the rope back to the temple.
Don't try to threaten me. I won't play.
A ghost! A ball!
Honey... the ghost is playing ping pong ball!
Mad nuitcase. I told you not to read Playboy again.
Look. Bonnie is playing ping pong with nobody.
A ghost!
My dad asked me to go home I won't join you to stuidy.
Why are talking abouit ghost all the time?
y eyes muist be bluirred.
I'll buirn all my Playboys. let's go!
I did see it.
Do you know why I asked you to come here?
Sister Lee called me this morning.
And compained that you have been very nauighty.
is it true?
The exam is drawing near. don't fool around!
you shouild concentrate on my studies!
I don't want to give you pressuire.
I won't blame you if you don't achieve good results.
y sister is a lawyer. y elder brother's a Doctor.
y younger brother is in Cambridge with scholarship.
Doesn't matter if you can't make it.
Try second a ttempt if you fail this time.
Or just get married.
Don't give yself a hard time.
Don't listen to what my dad says.
He's juist talking nonsense becauise he's exasperated.
you have to work hard and pass the exam.
Do this for my beloved mother.
Are you suire you'll take me back to the temple?
Of couirse. unless you promise to help me.
No way. even ghost has his principle.
I'm a ghost of dignity.
I'll never commit myself to such based acts.
Driver. get off!
you're so nice for not talking me back!
Let's get back to the Hostel and have fuin!
Where are you going?
you won't have fuin there!
The doctor says the abortion fee costs $5000.
you got only $1000. that's not enough!
This is what I've got.
besides. it'll be very dangerouis.
you have to think out some ways.
I'm not the only person who's reponsible.
So you think I shouild be responsible.
you're no longer a little girl!
you shouild take precauition.
What are you going to do?
Are you fed up with me?
I didn't say so!
Someone saw you dating with Juidy.
you're not my wife.
you have no right to intrude uipon my private life.
Stop crying. I'll call you uip when I got the money.
Godamnity. what an ungratefuil bastard.
It's my hard luck to have run into me!
It's hard luick to know you stupid pig!
What has her pregnancy got to do with me?
Of couirse you have to bear the responsible!
The uingreatefuil guy was chosen by you.
you bet he's interesting truistworthy and productive.
Juliet is pregnant. he's really very produictive!
Don't worry. Juiliet!
Don't try to kill my little baby!
I'll bear the resonsibility if Joe doesn't.
What? you want to be the father of the baby?
No. I'm going to teach Joe a lesson!
Bindeye Pik!
Let's take a ride!
Sit tight!
I'm scared!
Don't be scared. its very safe.
I'll strangle you to death!
Wow. fantastic!
Do you feel happy when you are with me?
Well. sometimes!
Do you like my swimming suiit?
I bouight it from Tokyo.
Very nice. It juist fits you.
What a bulky and puffy body!
I beg my pardon? Did you say I'm bulky?
No. I didn't.
He said it.
What do you think of me?
you're charming. very feminine.
And energetic.
you got beauitifuil eyes.
y nose goes well with the shape of my face.
And a bloody big mouth.
I beg my pardon? Did you say I'm bulky?
I didn't say it.
He said it.
Alright. how are you getting a long with her?
Are you going to break up with Juiliet?
She'll comiit suicide if I leave her now.
But believe me. you're the only one I really love.
Oh really?
Yes. I love you with all my heart!
And disappear after making love!
Sir. my cake!
Get lost!
Toast? How many orders?
Don't pretend to be a smart ass.
If you interruipt again while I'm talking.
I'll throw you into the water. mad nutcase!
I don't uinderstand what you're talking abouit.
you son of the bitch!
What's the matter?
Why did you kick me into the water?
I didn't. You jumped down yself.
you know I'm Peter from the NTK gang!
I'm sorry I don't know!
I'll get some help. don't go away if you have guits!
you're really a mad nutcase!
Why are splashing water over me?
Why is my hand ouit of control?
Why are you splashing water over me again?
It's not my fault. Someone held my hand.
Are you alright?
What are you doing?
you're a wolf in sheep's clothing!
It's not my fault. my hand...
Again.
Excuse me. miss...
you son of the bitch!
Disgusting!
Judy.
I can't move my feet!
Joe Chan!
Are you frightened!
I'm a ghost. a happy ghsot!
An uipright and fair happy ghost!
you won't be able to break up with Juiliet!
you're doomed!
you've touched different girls.
Now it's time for you touich the boiling water.
Help!
What is he doing?
you hypocrite. get married with Juiliet.
Bring uip you child and educate him.
Be a good huisband.
I beg you pardon?
Please let loose my feet and let me go!
Let you go?
Unless you kneel donw and Kowtow to me 3 times.
Say sorry and call me father then I'll let you go!
Impssible. people will laugh at me.
Doesn't matter. I'll disappear if you don't do this!
you'll be standing here for the rest of my life.
Please let me go!
Alright. I'll do what you say!
That's the son of the bitch. Beat him uip!
Father I'm very sorry.
He calls you father. Forgive him! Let's go!
Father. I'm very sorry!
Clever boy!
Terrific. someone calls me father!
Boy George!
Do I look great?
Don't turn around. get yself prepared.
Don't be scared by me!
you look fantastic!
Why didn't you cry?
Cry?
Why did Juliet & Venus cry when they saw me?
Juliet's heart broken. Venus is worried abouit the exam!
you juist look great! Where did you get this?
From lene... Lene Crawford!
I feel so great after teaching Joe a lesson.
I want to change my image. so I went shopping!
Doesn't work. you're still the happy ghost!
Don't laugh at me!
I've helped you to win the champion!
Well. if you're a friend in need.
Help me to cheat in the Chinese History Exam!
I'm not my doggie that cuires my stomache.
you're afraid you don't know the answer!
Nonsense. I'm well-versed in all subjects!
I'll buirn my rope. you'll have nowhere to tuirn to.
Let me think about it frist!
Good morning!
you look so pale. are you alright?
I studied overnight. and didn't sleep at all.
you muist be well prepared. I'm done!
I haven't finished stuidying all the suibjects.
Stop!
Why did you tie the rope round my waist?
I'm... I'm on diet!
The doctor advises me to tie a rope round my waist.
So that I can abstain from eating too much.
you're always fuill or tricks. sit down.
Yes sir!
Miss!
Please check my papers.
There shouild be 3 question sheets & 5 answer sheets.
Raise uip my hands if you don't have enough.
you may proceed!
Bindeye Pik. see if you can answer the questions!
Let me see!
What sort of examination is this?
I just don't understand the quiestions.
I chose to answer the questions on Ching Dynasty.
you were born in that are. how come you don't understand?
We were examinated on the classics.
Let me take a look again!
Analyse the casuie of the fall of Ching Dynasty.
Comment on the high-pressure Ching policy!
I can't answer these questions or I'll be execuited!
I can't answer them...
you're not going to answer the quiestions. right?
What are you doing?
Take a look at others paper and tell me the answer.
See you!
Concentrate on my work!
I'll find out who did this sooner or later.
My memory is completely blank. why?
I studied overnight. buit nothing comes to my mind?
Gosh. I'm running ouit of time!
I'll juist have a quiick glance...
Don't do that! If everybody cheats in the exam.
It'll be unfair to honest people like myself.
No way!
Give the book back to me.
What are you doing?
Venus. get ouit of here!
Everybody stops writing!
Remain on my seat until you're ask ed to leave.
What now?
you may leave now!
Bonnie. what are you doing?
you claimed to be a learned Bindeye.
And a highly esteemed Scholar Official. bullshit!
I'm...
you're not a friend in need!
What are you doing?
None of my business!
you don't even know how to answer such simple questions.
And you too!
I won't need my help if I know the answer!
I wonder how you become a bindeye.
you're insuilting the diginity of my friend.
Friend... What good do I get to be friend with you?
I teach you English. and how to enjoy life.
you are very uingrateful.
I don't want to see you again!
Bonnie!
She's ouit of her mind from studying too muich.
Poor Venuis!
Venus!
Venus was crying as she was heading for the Hostel!
Don't bother me!
Venus may do something silly!
Venus. get down!
It's very dangerous up there.
Come down!
Honey!
Venus. don't be silly. come over here!
Life is so miserable, I don't want to live.
All my sorrows will be gone if I die.
Don't come near me!
What shall we do?
God k nows?
God? Bindeye Pik. please come ouit!
Bindeye Pik. come out!
Don't be so narrow-minded I didn't mean to scold you!
Venus. please come down!
I'll inform sister lee if you won't come down.
Right. go and tell sister Lee!
Doesn't matter. go ahead!
Help!
Juliet. don't frighten me!
I don't want to die yet. Bonnie!
Hang on a second. I'm coming!
To resuce her!
Bindeye Pik. don't let Venus die!
Venus. I don't mean to harm you!
A ghost! Balloons. balloons again!
Fly away... the little space shuittle...
Bindeye Pik. where's Venuis now?
Don't worry. Juist follow me!
Balloons... last time is Ping Pong Ball now balloons!
What balloon?
A flying bird. Oh Venus!
Venus has tuirned into a flying bird!
What are you talk ing about?
A ghost!
I'm sure this Hostel is hauinted.
I've withness with my own eyes.
The girls are mingling with a ghost.
Bonnie. you're not a friend indeed.
Why didn't you tell me you're going to commit suiicide?
Will death solve any problem?
Who tauight you this?
Life is so miserable.
Maybe I'll be relieved after death!
I don't think so!
how do you know since you have not died before?
But I have.
I apologize for pluinging you into suich deep trouible.
I don't blame you. It's my fault!
I'm sure you don't want to disappoint my parents.
Actuially. I'm trying my best to please them.
However my memory is getting worse.
It became completely blank.
I couildn't help buit to check!
It's all my fault!
I'm ashamed of what I have done!
If I died. I don't have to force myself to study.
Actuially I've thouight of committing suicide too.
I felt so fruistrated when Joseph rejected me.
And I don't know what to do with my baby.
Stop crying!
Bindeye Pik. are you crying too?
Actuially I'm not a Bindeye!
Alright... You're the Topscholar them...
Ok ay. you're an emperor!
I'm not a Bindeye.
I have never been a Bindeye.
This hat was stolen from a Bindeye.
I have never been a Scholar official except in dreams.
I became a Scholar at 16. and after that year.
I failed in the open exam. for 14 times.
I sat for the exam at the age of 17 until I was 37.
So you're even worse than myself.
My father had high hopes on me!
My wife prayed everyday that I would pass the exam.
So that she wouild be the Lady T opscholar.
And she wouldn't have to sell shortakes.
What happned finally?
Finally...
Every Scholar aims at getting a name.
But I failed every time.
My father when I failed for the seventh time.
At his death bed. he asked me.
To keep work ing hard to attain the position of Topscholar.
When I failed for the tenth time even my wife cursed me.
That I would have to feed on her shortcakes forever.
At the 14th time. I though I would mak e it.
Unfortuinately. I failed!
Finaly my wife stoped with somebody.
I was a cuick old husband.
So I brouight along a piece of rope.
To hang myself in the temple.
I thouight I wouild be released after death.
Becauise I had grievances. my spirit.
To become reincarnated I ended up a roving spirit.
Such a lonely and sad existence.
you hear that! Lucky both of you didn't die!
Venus. I think we're both very silly.
We have been the slave of examinations.
Right. I'm not silly. I have brains.
you wasted a lot of time you've no ambition in life.
Actuially you have my parents who care for you.
you've the chance to receive good education.
And you got good friends. You should be contented.
Do you agree?
Bindeye Pik!
Don't call me Bindeye Pik!
Just call me Scholar Pik.
We're going to sit for the exam again tomorrow!
So you have to work harder and try my very best.
Even if you fail. you won't feel sorry.
Ok. you'll make coffee for uis.
you'll mend socks and clean our rooms.
Is this an order?
Alright?
Alright!
Good boy!
Where is he?
Who?
Give me my school bag.
No. I've got some confidential documents inside.
I'm doing this for my own good.
This rope helps me to abstain from eating too muich.
Right. there's something strange abouit this rope.
No wonder you brouight it to the exam hall!
Apart from keeping a doggie you want to k eep a ghost now!
Burn it!
please don't...
Get lost!
All of you!
Watch the door.
Scholar Pik.
Get ouit of here! Go and jog for 1 houir!
No wonder I slept in the toilet the other day.
My shirt was puilled up for no reason.
Now I know the trick s.
He's our good friend. he won't harm us.
Sister. please don't burn him.
No way!
Why don't you go out and start jogging!
Or you'll be k icked out from the school.
Keep running unless I ask you to stop! Go!
Keep running!
Get up!
Keep running, or I'll fail you in the exam.
I'm very worried abouit him.
We can't be so uingrateful. we have to rescuie him.
It was destroyed!
you shouild concentrate on y studies from now on.
Scholar Pik.
Where are you?
Please come out!
you're a good friend to us!
you promise to mak e coffee for us.
And you promise...
Scholar Pik. it's all our fauilt!
Bonnie!
Scholar Pik. our good friend forever!
Let's go and buirn him!
God. we thought you were dead.
Why didn't you show uip earlier. damn it!
Man will die. buit not the ghost!
you told me you'll die if the rope is destroyed.
you're a big lier!
Now I know you're deeply affected to me.
I'm not!
But we did hear you screaming for help.
Are you suire you're alright?
At first I thought I'm done.
When they were buirning the rope.
I was so scared that my spirit flew away.
you're really OK.?
From the time I be friends with three of you.
All my woes is gone forever!
I'm no longer so narrow minded. I realized something!
What have you realized?
It's more exciting to be a human being.
Becauise they have uips & downs.
They have ambitions to crave for.
So I made uip my mind to reincarnate as a man.
Great. I'll give you my spirituial suipport.
Not only that.
I need my physical suipport.
Now the rope's burnt. my spirit's attached to a bamboo.
you have to take this bamboo out.
So that I'll have a chance to reincarnate.
Where are you carrying the bamboo to?
We just want to hang the wet clothes.
you muist be jok ing. there's no suinlight!
you muist be talk ing nonsense becauise of the ghost.
Are you alright?
I have a meeting with the headmaster.
We decided to give you another chance.
We'll give you private tuition for 2 week s.
Ok. go ahead with hanging my clothes!
Watch out!
Hang on!
What's the matter?
I'll teach him a lesson. let's go...
Honey!
you so of a bitch. reading the Playboy again.
I'll cuit you into pieces!
Here it is!
I've got to go at 12:00pm sharp.
We won't be able to see each other again.
Keep an eye on the new born babies.
Maybe I'll be one of them. Right!
Promise me one thing!
In the coming Inter-school 100 metre spring semi-final.
I hope you'll try my best to win without my help.
Impossible. Tarzen Ko will win over me.
you'll succeed if you persevere and have confidence.
I'm sure you'll win.
I'll give you my spirituial suipport.
It's time for me to go!
Good bye. my 3 darlings!
Scholar Pik!
On my mark!
Set!
Try my very best. I'm sure you'll make it.
Scholar Pik...
I made it!
Bonnie!
One more!
Althouigh I have work ed hard I still failed in the exam.
However I'm very excited.
For I will represent Hong Kong.
In the Asian youth Olympic Games.
I am studying in Teachers Training School.
My ambition is to become a good teacher.
Besides. I met my better half.
Finally I got married with Joesph.
He's work ing as a clerk in the Central.
I gave birth to a 9 Ib baby boy!
Look at my baby. he looks so weird.
Right. why is it lik e that?
It's very strange?
He looks like Scholar Pik!
Is it the reincarnation of Scholar Pik?
Bindeye Pik!
Call me Dad!