ZomCon presents
"A Bright New World"
From the darkest depths of outerspace
came an evil no man could predict.
A cloud of radiation engulfed our great planet.
Scientists discovered that these space particles
caused the reanimation of dead bodies.
Zombies!
Creatures with but one destructive need
to devour the flesh of the living.
And so, we were forced to defend our homeland.
The Zombie Wars!
Mankind pitted against legions of the undead.
But, in our darkest hour
a savior.
ZomCon
and our founder, Dr. Reinhold Geiger.
Dr. Geiger discovered that if the brain was destroyed
the zombie was destroyed,
never to reanimate.
And so, the Zombie Wars were won!
ZomCon built security systems like the perimeter fence that encloses our towns
in a wall of protective steel
and surrounds other towns right across this great land.
But even within the fence, danger lurked!
Lingering radiation meant that anyone who died became a zombie
Be careful Mrs. Smith!
He's not the man you married
And then, a breakthrough - the domestication collar!
With the collar in place, a red light comes on
telling us that the zombie's desire for human flesh has been contained
making the zombie as gentle as a household pet.
But if the collar light goes out
call ZomCon or push the nearest safety button
and we'll be there to handle any zombie problem,
large or small.
Thanks to ZomCon, we can all become productive members of society
even after we die.
Or, for those who can afford it, a ZomCon funeral
complete with head coffin, guarantees you a burial you won't come back from
Your tax dollars allow ZomCon new ways to protect our homeland
from the zombie threat, giving us more time to relax
and be with our families.
So thank you ZomCon for winning the Zombie Wars
and building a company for tomorrow
that gives us a safer future, today!
ZomCon, a better life through containment!
Well, I think that informative film taught us all
a little bit more about how ZomCon helps make our world a better place.
Isn't that right, children? - Yes, Miss Mills.
Our special guest is here. Everyone straighten your desks.
- Hello. - Hello.
Children, I would like to introduce Willard's new head of security at Zomcon
who is not only a decorated hero of the Zombie Wars
but he is also ZomCon's official safety expert.
Mr. Bottoms is the father of our newest and I suspect, our brightest student Cindy.
Well, good afternoon boys and girls.
So how many of you have ever had to kill a zombie?
Ooh, not too many. And that's the way I'd like to keep it.
My job at ZomCon is to make things safe for young people just like you
and that's why I'm building a taller fence
and there are going to be new safety vans patrolling our streets
and we're going to take everybody's picture just in case one of you gets lost.
So what do you think of that?
Children, does anyone have a question for Mr. Bottoms?
Yes, Roy.
Stan and me, I mean me and Stan, have been ZomCon cadets for 2 years, sir.
We think ZomCon's great. - That's terrific, thank you.
Does anyone have an actual question?
Timmy Robinson has a question.
Timmy, go on. Ask a good question.
Timmy...
Are zombies dead or alive?
- What a stupid question. - Really stupid.
Now, now, now, there's no such thing as a stupid question
But the truth is, to some people, zombies might seem human
but make no mistake, these creatures have only one goal
and that is, to eat your flesh.
So without ZomCon, we'd all be dead.
And then where would we be?
- Dead. - That's right.
So does that answer your question, Timmy?
- I guess. - You guess?
Well, this isn't a world where we guess, young man
you either know something or you don't.
I was just thinking about the zombies
who are buried too deep to get out of their coffins
Well that's impossible. We always bury the head separately.
I mean, people buried before the space test.
Couldn't some of them still be in the graveyard right now
trying to claw their way out?
Well, children... look at that, it's time for outdoor education.
Let's show Mr. Bottoms how good we are, hmm?
# In the brain and not the chest, head shots are the very best #
Trying to make ZomCon look stupid? - That wouldn't be hard.
What did you say? - Nothing.
Okay, mister. - Ow, but it's out of bullets!
It felt empty.
A good cadet always knows how many bullets he has left, son.
- You idiot! - That's it.
- Detention, the pair of you. - Ow, that's not fair!
But he said ZomCon was stupid!
Did you say that?
Don't, don't! Pick up the box.
Don't! Just... That's Mr. Bottom's lamp.
If that could go to the den, just to your right.
- Hey Timmy! - Hi Mr. Theopolis!
That's no way to treat a bicycle!
Sorry Mrs. Henderson
What have I told you about leaving your bike on the lawn?
Now put it away properly!
Was that so hard?
- Yes, Mrs. Henderson. - What did you say?
Erm, I mean no, Mrs. Henderson.
What are you looking at, Theopolis?
I'm going to take this apple pie
over to our new neighbors
See if they actually own all those zombies.
Probably do. He's the new head of security at ZomCon.
The new head of security moved into the Johnson's old place?
Well, that's good news.
What on earth, Timmy?
That is a new shirt!
It was those boys I told you about
they pushed me down and Stan pointed his gun at me.
What? Did people see you like this?
I don't know.
Come here.
There you go. Everything's gonna be fine.
Just go and clean up, put on a new shirt
and we won't even have to talk about those bullies.
Oh, there's one other thing
Hi, honey
Made just the way you like it
A three olive martini...
What did I do to deserve this?
Helen, what are you up to? I've had a long day.
Oh Bill, honestly sometimes I wonder about you. I really do.
If you must know, I have a surprise for you.
Wow.
- Hi, dad. - Hiya, Tim.
- How's my boy? - Fine.
- Are you ready? - There's more?
Now just relax.
Isn't it wonderful?
Now we're not the only ones on the street without one.
Helen, could I speak to you in the kitchen?
Of course, dear. You're always so sensible.
Timmy! Why don't you go watch some television?
- Yeah, but mom... - I'm sure there's something wonderful on.
But Bill, the neighbors... everybody has one except for us
Well, Helen. In India, everyone has a tiger
why don't we just move there and get a tiger?
- Not everybody in India has a tiger, Bill. - That's what I heard.
We can't afford a zombie. I'm barely keeping up with funeral payments as it is!
Funerals... is that all you ever think about Bill?
I still can't believe you bought a funeral savings plan for Timmy.
Come on, Helen. The other kids hate him. You said so yourself.
Bill!
I met our new neighbors today.
Did you know that he is the new head of security for ZomCon?
Really?
- That's who moved into the old Johnson place. -Mm-hmm...
And did you know, that they have six zombies?
- Six!
And when his wife asked me how many we had, I... I didn't know what to say.
- So I told her we had one. - You what?!
What was I supposed to do? Tell her that my husband is afraid of zombies?
I'm not gonna talk about this.
Hey... Zombie?
The roast...
- Dad! - Sorry... I thought that was a different button.
- Oops.
What are you doing? It's hurting him!
Sorry.
You know, I bet with our new neighbor, we'll have the safest street in Willard.
I can't argue with that.
And obviously, it will be chained up in the backyard when it's not doing chores.
Obviously, it will have to be
- Helen... propriety. - You're the boss, dear.
Afraid of zombies...
Tell you what I'm afraid of, little lady
Nothing, that's what.
Just stay right there.
Think I'm afraid of you? Huh? That what you think?
That's right.
Nicely done, Tammy.
No...
"Grandpa's fallen and he's getting up!"
The elderly, they seem friendly enough but can you really trust them?
No. So don't get caught off guard.
Buy the ZomCon's Zombie Alert heart monitor
When the heart stops, we start.
Aren't you gonna help me practice, dad?
- Oh, was that today? - You already changed it from yesterday.
But I've already got the driving range booked.
Don't other dads take their kids to the driving range?
No.
No, they don't.
Honey, honey...
Please don't play baseball by yourself.
It makes you look lonely.
- Now I'm going over to meet our new neighbors. - But you said you already met the neighbors.
Timmy, I thought you were on my side.
Give it here.
Come on, stupid!
Throw it!
It's a baseball, you throw it.
You throw like a girl.
Hit him again. He's so dumb.
What are you doing?! - It wasn't me!
You shot me with a BB gun.
Get him!
So, where do you wanna get shot?
Head shot, Roy.
That's the first smart thing you've said all day.
Roy! - Leave me alone!
Ow, my arm!
Stay away from me!
Stop, zombie, stop!
Let's get out of here!
And that loser Stan, I thought he was gonna pee himself.
crying like a sucky baby.
They sure won't pick on me again.
At least not when you're around.
What?
You wanna play?
Ok.
We should get a name for you before mom does.
I know. How 'bout Fido?
Nice catch, Fido.
Well...
if you're not gonna catch it, you gotta go fetch it!
Go get it, boy!
Come on, boy!
You're disgusting.
Why don't you go home and get some clothes on?
Your mother could see you now.
Can't bear to look at you.
You rotten zombie
You nearly scared me half to death
You're spoiling my quiet time!
Fido? Hello?
Oh geez
Fido!
Stupid collar.
That's Mrs. Henderson
What am I supposed to tell mom and dad?
You're not supposed to even be off your leash
Dad's gonna kill me!
Come on. I gotta get you cleaned up.
Hi, Cindy.
My mom and your mom think we should be friends.
Oh, sorry. - That's ok, I don't mind.
Well, bye.
You're not allowed to have a zombie without a leash
You're a kid. - I don't care about stupid ZomCon rules.
Here comes my dad. And he sure cares.
Hello, Tommy. - It's Timmy.
Right you are, sweetheart.
Is that blood on your zombie?
It was a nosebleed. - Oh, that's not a fresh zombie.
Only fresh zombies bleed, son.
I meant my nose.
And how did blood from your nose get on your zombie then?
I wiped it there.
Daddy, can we go now? I can't be late for my first ballet class.
Alright princess. Get in. Come on.
Ok, bye Timmy.
I hate ballet.
I think we're in trouble, boy.
Hmm, heart attack eh?
My grandpa had a heart attack
You're not so bad, are you boy?
Too bad you had to go and eat Mrs. Henderson.
I don't even wanna ask. - He got dirty.
And how on earth did he get dirty?
We were just in the park
What were you doing in the park with the zombie?
You stupid zombie. Look, what you've done.
I'll never get it cleaned up in time.
And in your father's garage
You're not allowed in here. You know that, Timmy. - Mom, when we were in the park...
Timmy, are you listening to me?
Your father is going to send the zombie back. - No, dad always does what you say.
No, not this time.
Not with the zombie.
Then what are people gonna say?
They're gonna say that the Robinsons are strange
and they're gonna be right.
It's nothing, mom.
We'll clean this mess up. Dad won't even know.
I promise.
What was so important, that you needed to tell me, Timmy?
It's Fido. He protected me from the bullies.
Fido? Who's Fido?
Fido, what kind of a stupid name is Fido?
Who names their zombie anyway? - Lots of people name their zombies.
Mr. Theopolis has a name for his.
I bet he does.
And anyway, zombies don't have heart attacks
No, I mean before, when he was alive.
That's what killed him.
Like grandpa.
You know you're not supposed to talk about your grandfather.
Sorry.
I forgot. - That's quite a thing to forget.
And she's been missing since this morning? - Well, she's always wandering off on her own.
I'm sure she'll turn up.
Mr. Henderson should have put her in a retirement home years ago
Really, Bill. What would Francis do without her? He'd be all alone.
Those homes are very comfortable and secure.
They're only secure because they use the old prison
Well, she is over 65, Helen.
And old people can't be trusted.
Ain't that right?
Yup, we had a lot of trouble with old people during the war
Jonathan, please. He never gets tired of talking about that dreadful war.
You must have been what, ten?
11. - Any kills?
Just... one.
Someone close to home?
It was his father
but you're fine now, aren't you honey?
Yup. - Well, you did what you had to, Robinson.
It was a terrible thing, the Zombie War.
Families having to kill their own. Never lose sight of that.
I'd take Dee Dee's head off in a second if I had to
He always says that.
Don't let them get too close.
Makes it harder to pull the trigger.
Well
that went well.
What is it, Timmy?
I just hope the zombie didn't get Mrs. Henderson.
What a thing to say
Well, what if somebody's zombie did attack her?
What then?
Well, we all remember what happened to the Johnsons
when their zombie ate those Christmas carolers
Did ZomCon really chuck them into the Wild Zone?
That's probably how the Bottoms got their house.
Bill...
Let's just say there's a very good reason we don't have prisons anymore.
Bill. - Well, Helen. He's got to learn some day.
Can't keep denying it. - Timmy
I think it's nice that you're caring so much about Mrs. Henderson
but I think she's going to be just fine.
Come on. Come here. Come on, come on.
Come on, no more mistakes on daddy's rug.
No, no, no. We're not going anywhere until you do your business.
Spike, come here.
You're a naughty boy tonight huh? Why you being such a naughty boy tonight?
Oh no
Stay away, Mrs. Henderson!
Sorry, Mrs. Henderson.
You weren't very nice, Mrs. Henderson
but I'm really sorry you're dead.
Now you're in a garden. You always liked plants
so I hope that's ok.
You'll wake up mom and dad!
Fido?
Oh no! Your collar!
Hey, Timmy!
Zombie troubles?
Ok... Now, Tammy. Alright, ok...
It's ok, boy
Hey, you trying to get yourself killed? - No.
Let me tell you something. I've had some pretty close calls with my Tammy.
Lookee here.
You want that?
Not the teeth, Tammy
Good girl.
She looks good for a zombie. - Same as the day I met her.
She was shopping in the grocery store for candy corn with her mom
had some kind of a brain aneurysm
They slapped a collar on her before she even hit the floor
Got her before there was any decomposition
Where'd you get all this stuff?
Part of my severance package when I quit ZomCon
Hey, will you look at that
Watch this
Here you go, sparky
You used to be a smoker, boy?
Old habits die hard.
You want to rip my face off, don't you?
Oh yes, you want to eat me for dinner
How come zombies wanna eat people?
You know...
I don't know.
Geiger used to say it was their way of trying to come back to life
Would that work?
Not a chance.
I think that when his wife went zombie, he couldn't stand the thought of losing her
That's why he invented the collar in the first place
Ok, go ahead Tammy.
Now, not a word of this to anyone
Not your mom, not your dad
This will be our little secret or it's free lawn mowing for a year
Yes, sir.
Much better. There you go.
Is that dad's suit? - Yes
We don't need to mention it to your father. He won't even notice.
You look great, boy.
Not bad at all.
Hurry, your father's waiting.
Do we have to go?
These Sunday drives are very important to your father
How would it look if we didn't go together as a family?
But it's weird. We never know anybody
Well, maybe this time we will
Oh, I love this park. It's so peaceful
Come here, puppy. Come on.
Come and have some cheese.
Is that zombie wearing my suit?
What would you suggest, Bill? That I buy him a new one?
Well, why didn't you leave him the way he was? - The way he was dressed?
Come on, Bill.
Head coffin, please.
Head coffin. This guy's not coming back, you can bet on that.
Look, this is the best part
Emmett Mitchell, from dust have you come and to dust shall you return
and dust, shall you not be resurrected
So if a person dies and becomes a zombie
then they're not really dead
No, not really.
Well, it's like being in purgatory before going to heaven
What is your father doing?
So, zombies are sinners?
I suppose we're all sinners, honey.
But God, sees the good in everyone.
God loves zombies too? Even when they kill?
Well, I think zombies kill because it's their nature
So then, it's not their fault. - No, not really.
What are you so happy about? - I was just gonna tell you something
You know what Herman the grave digger just told me?
Bill, Timmy was just going to say... - Only 10 percent of people get funerals
Most become zombies. Can you believe that?
Well, they are expensive
I'd rather be a zombie than dead. - Whoa, hold on there.
Timmy is making observations about the world. I think it's healthy.
Observation about the world? He's a kid. What does he know?
He knows a lot.
At least he's not obsessed with funerals
Better than focusing on walking corpses, who should be buried
without their heads.
Hey, we're all getting funerals. All three of us
Bill, get your own funeral
Timmy and I, are going zombie.
Would you look at that? ZomCon... at the Hendersons
Wonder why they're taking Francis away. - He probably gave her an illegal funeral.
without a permit
Is that bad? - Oh, yes.
This is how it always starts. - Oh, Bill.
One wild zombie, Helen. That's all it takes.
Hey, that's a school teacher.
Any sign of the old lady?
God, I hate those people
I'll be right back
It's just water, boy. Come on.
You missed a spot
Hi, boys. - Hi, mom.
I thought you two might be thirsty
Timmy, Timmy, don't be cruel!
Timmy!
What's going on?
I was just bringing the boys something to drink. - Zombies don't drink, Helen.
Yes they can, Bill. They just don't have to.
We can pretend, can't we? Doesn't hurt anybody, does it?
Give me that.
This is detail work
It needs to be done delicately, if you're gonna protect the finish
That's why they call it a man's job.
Flesh-eating maniacs, need not apply.
Hey, Helen. - Floyd.
Hey, get a move on it Robinson.
Why don't you stay with us today? We can be a family.
Besides, you don't even like Floyd. You told me yourself
I said Floyd cheats at golf, I didn't say I didn't like him
Bill...
I have a secret to tell you
You're all wet, Helen
I only had one rule. - Which rule was that?
Very funny, mister. Get this zombie chained up.
Now.
Bye, honey!
Now what is that? - This is her walker thingy, sir.
At least that's what our witnesses say.
We caught these 2 in the bushes, firing 22s at the wild zombies
The little one... shot Dougie in the leg
Get that outta sight, will you?
It's a boot. - Put it back.
So let me get this straight. You're saying that the Robinson's zombie tried to eat you
and then moved on to Mrs. Henderson. Is that right?
Yes, sir.
Well, I don't see any bite marks.
Well, he actually didn't try to bite us... - Shut up, Stan
He broke my arm
You know what I think?
I think that you shot the old lady, just like... just like you shot Dougie over there.
No way! It's all Timmy Robinson's fault
We've got nothing to worry about now, boy. Mom loves ya!
Come on!
They'll never split us up, Fido. Ever!
Come on, boy!
That was fun, boy.
Did you like swimming?
You know, I didn't even know you could swim.
We gotta get you back before dad comes home.
Don't do anything, boy. - Boy?
Let's just shoot him now, Roy.
Nah, I'll stick to the plan.
What are you doing? - We're gonna be heroes.
What are you talking about? - We know your zombie killed the old lady
We told Bottoms and he's gonna send your whole family to the Wild Zone
What? - Shut up, Stan
He would have believed us too if you'd let me do the talking - You're the one who blew it
Stan, shut up! You're wrecking the fun
I'm just saying... - Shut up!
Roy, stop telling me... - Shut up!!
Robinson, I'm gonna shoot him dead just before he gets to you
I'm gonna save your life and your zombie's gonna get blamed for everything
Shoot him, Roy!
Geez, Roy! Blast him!
Oh crap, you made me shoot my stupid brother
Oh geez
Please don't eat me, Fido!
I knew you wouldn't eat me, boy! I knew it!
Hurry and untie me
You're right, boy. It's not gonna work.
You gotta go for help
You better clean up first.
Quick, Fido. Please
Good boy! That'll hold him
Now go get mom
Fido, wait!
You promise not to eat mom, right?
I got him
Stand aside
Shoot Peterson! - Not anymore, he ain't
A little rusty
Bullseye
Hey, nice shot
Goodness, Fido. You scared me
What is it? Where's Timmy?
Is something wrong?
Is Timmy in trouble?
Please, someone help!
Which way, Fido? Is this the right way?
Hold on
Your collar!
Why aren't you eating me?
For goodness sake, Fido.
Help!
Which way now, Fido?
Help! Help!
Get away!
Mom! - Oh, Timmy
Thank God you're alright
You crazy, wonderful zombie
You never saw this
They were zombies and they were going to kill you
I know, mom. - I did what I had to do.
I know.
And I don't want you thinking, that what we did is normal or ok in any way
I don't.
Nice shot. - Thanks
It's so nice to see Cindy with a friend. - She doesn't have many?
We're always moving.
It's hard for any of us to make friends
Jonathan seems to like it that way
Bill's lived in Willard his entire life and he still doesn't have any friends
and he definitely likes it that way
He must be excited about the new baby
He hasn't even noticed. - How could he not notice?
Want another beer? - Wouldn't say no.
Dee Dee, get us a couple of cold ones, will ya? - Coming right up, dear
You're not actually gonna get him another beer, are you?
Get your own beer, Bill.
Come on. Let me show you the war room.
That Helen of yours
what a livewire
"Get your own beer, Bill."
Sure wonder what going's on in that little head of hers
You can say that again
My first kill
That, is Uncle Bob
Now, I gather it was Helen's idea to get a zombie?
Yes, it was
She seems pretty friendly with him
What are you suggesting?
Look Robinson, when people get attached to their zombies, it only spells trouble
Trouble for me, trouble for you
Trouble for Mrs. Henderson
Mrs. Henderson? - Somebody's zombie got her
Did they?
Well, I don't know Robinson. Why don't you tell me?
Chances are, you know a lot more than you think.
Well, that was fun
Timmy, go to bed.
Helen, we have to talk. - Oh lighten up, Bill.
Helen
I am trying to have a serious discussion with you, Helen
Turn that off, Helen!
What is that damn zombie doing in my E-Z Boy?
Bill, we haven't danced since our wedding night
This is hardly the time. - Come on, Bill. Dance with me.
I don't...
That is enough
Well, if you're not gonna dance with me...
I know someone who will
Nighty-night.
I'm sorry about Bill. He's... he's just...
I wish I would've known you before
before you died
Do you remember that?
Can I see that?
Timmy... R.
Fido?
Fido!
What are you doing with Fido?
Well, I think we both know what's gonna happen to Fido
No! You can't! He didn't do anything wrong. - Well, maybe he didn't but you did
See, because you made friends with a zombie, a lot of nice people in this neighborhood got killed
You didn't think of that, did you?
Timmy, did you know that I could send you
and your whole family to the Wild Zone for what you've done?
How do you think I got the Johnson place?
But I had a nice talk with your parents
and they assured me that nothing like this would ever happen again
Isn't that right, Helen?
Go to your room... now
Yes, sir
These little problems are all about containment
And Floyd hits this big slice into the club house
and the ball hits old man Patterson right between the eyes
I thought we were gonna have our first zombie golfer
How come they blamed the bullies for Mrs. Henderson getting killed?
Well, we're just lucky to have a neighbor like Mr. Bottoms
Your mother is right, Tim. - But Fido had to die
the boys got blamed for it anyways
Mom killed the bullies and didn't tell anyone
How come she didn't get in trouble?
Why are we talking about this?
I thought we agreed we weren't gonna have to talk about this
Bill, where are you going?
I loved Fido too, you know. - You did?
Well, in a way I did.
Like Mr. Theopolis loves Tammy? - No, he does not.
Like a friend, Timmy.
Just like that...
You see, Timmy. The thing about your dad...
is that he is still a part of this family. - He is?
Of course, he is
Why would you say something like that?
I think, he loves us. I do.
I just think that he's afraid to admit it
Dad, you just passed the school
Oh, so I did.
Bye, dad. - Uh, Timmy...
Look, I know it's hard
I understand. - You do?
Sure I do.
Look, son...
I know when you're a kid, you feel things
A lotta...
things...
But you have to get over that. - Get over what?
Feelings.
Feelings... not important. Ok?
Being alive is what counts
Go on, open it.
It's a gun. - Take it out.
I know you're not supposed to have a handgun
until you're 12...
but it can come in real handy
What do you say?
Thanks, dad.
This will just be between us
keep it in your bag
Don't forget the bullets
Here you go
Have a good day, Tim.
Bye, Dad.
Bill...
Do you think we did the right thing sending Fido back?
I had a great chat with Tim today
I think everything is going to be just fine.
Really? - Absolutely.
Bill, do you love me?
I'm pregnant.
I'm sure it's nothing. You're just gaining a little weight
Helen.
I just don't think on my salary I can afford another funeral
Are you sure? - I heard daddy on the phone.
He said he'd never waste a good zombie. He's got him working in the factory
Can you get us in there? - Are you crazy? My dad would kill me
No, I mean he really would kill me.
But I know someone who can
Not the teeth, baby. Good girl.
Mr. Theopolis? - Yup?
Is Tammy your girlfriend?
What do you mean?
Cindy says that she's your girlfriend and you got fired from ZomCon
for having a zombie girlfriend. - She said that?
Aren't you worried they'll take her away?
Nah, I'll just get me another one. Same vintage.
Hey, I'm kidding.
I went and hurt her feelings.
So, you clear on the plan?
Yeah.
Theopolis. - Hi, Frank.
What are you doing back here?
Oh, you know... just bringing the old unit in for a tune-up
It's uh, Tammy, right? - That's right. Tammy.
So?
Ok.
Go ahead. - Thanks, Frank.
Timmy
Bill!
If Timmy hadn't broken the rules in the first place, none of this would have happened
He messed up, not me.
I suppose you think he got so attached to the damn thing because I'm a bad father
I'd say I'm a pretty darn good father. My father tried to eat me.
I don't remember trying to eat Timmy
Bill, just because your father tried to eat you, does that mean we all have to be unhappy?
Forever?
You alright, Mr. Theopolis? - Yeah, I'm fine.
The door into the factory is right behind the colt. You ready?
Alright.
Honey, I'm gonna be gone for a little while and then I'm gonna come back. Alright?
You stay here.
Alright, let's do this.
Wild zombie! Wild zombie!
That's my Tammy...
You knucklehead!
Fido?
Seal off the returns room.
And shut off that damn alarm.
You naughty little boy
No, not you. I'll call you back.
Fido?
Fido!
I'll be right down
Hello, Timmy
No!
Turn the car around. We need to keep the road clear.
Of course, Frank.
This way, this way!
Timmy!
Bill, give me that gun. I'm going in. You stay here in case Timmy shows up.
No, I want to. - Bill, give me the shotgun.
I am a good father!
Bill!
Remember, Helen
head coffin
I just wanna show you something! - You can't make me go!
Come on - No!
Take a look
Out there, is chaos. In here, is safety
People who don't understand that end up on the wrong side of the fence
Now go on, and make yourself some friends. - No!
Let me out, please!
Stay away from me
Come on, Robinson
Alright, alright
Fido, it's you
Where's Timmy, boy?
They're not particularly fast, are they? - Fido!
Dad
Robinson?
I'd like you to let my son back inside the gate now, please
I don't think so
Now you be quiet
Dad!
Get him, boy!
Fido, behind you
Mom!
Where's your father?
Get in
See you later, Frank
My God
ZomCon forces spent Saturday afternoon securing the Wild Zone
bridge within Willard's own ZomCon containment center.
Human casualties were low but the nation mourns one of its greatest
and most respected war hero
ZomCon chief, Jon Bottoms died valiantly
while defending the people of Willard from a wild zombie outbreak caused by
this man, Frank Murphy
a once trusted ZomCon security guard
who was caught accepting bribes from a renegade group of wild zombie poachers
Are you ready, dear?
Head coffin, please.
Bill Robinson, from dust have you come and to dust shall you return
but from dust shall you not be resurrected
It's what he always wanted.
Ok, Tammy. Just what you ordered.
Now don't you move a muscle. There's only one Tammy in the world, right?
Nice catch
Hi, Timmy. Hi, Fido.
Hi, Timmy. Surprised?
Sort of
It's ok. It's sorta cool in a way and he's a lot nicer
Do you wanna play catch? - Sure.
Does your zombie wanna play?
What do you call him anyways? - I don't know. Right now, I'm just calling him daddy.
Sure. Ok. Come on
Come on, daddy