"2043 in Hong Kong"
On July 1, 2043
general, the leader of the biggest criminal group was arrested 3 days ago
he will be sent to trial after one week.
The judge would be the famous righteous judge yu ti hung.
It's reported by chiu ching chun of cnm news.
Thai king, how is general?
He will be sent to trial a week later.
That old fox, yu ti hung is appointed to be the judge!
Go and fix the time machine.
Let's go back to 1993, to search for yu ti hung of 20 years old.
Then brain-wash him.
So, when he comes back to the trial.
He will let general go.
The time machine is not successful, does it work?
We have to take a risk.
Whirlwind kick.
Senior, surrender now.
You idiot!
Swaying fist!
My turn. Crescent knife!
Cut.
Powerful palm.
Kent, just 30 seconds left.
Go now.
Time's up, let's go.
July 1, 1993.
See you, future cops.
July 1, 1993...
Why do they go there?
According to the information we have got,
the fellows of general, Kent, thai king and Toyota have gone to 1993.
To search for yu ti hung who was 28 years old in 1993.
They want to kill the judge?
May be.
Since he is well protected now, they could do nothing to him.
That means, in 1993 he is not protected.
So we have to send you back to 1993.
Lung will keep in touch with you guys
we need to complain
why doesn't he go with us?
Because he is my wife's brother
remember, the people of 50 years ago are different from us.
They love telling lies.
There is a computer chip inside your brain.
If you tell lies, you will be shocked by electricity.
So remember, don't tell lie
sure, we never tell lies.
Right.
But, it is different in the olden days.
Dangers are all over in the past world, you'd be careful
I am afraid there will be no chance.
Take a picture first.
Go to hell.
Ready.
"1993 in Hong Kong"
I want to search... search...
Take the money please.
Why can't I get one?
Impossible! It must be there.
Tai hung, what are you searching?
You always hide the biggest fish ball at the bottom, I know it.
I haven't!
See?!
So big!
Stop searching.
Good morning.
Have you eaten your breakfast?
Tai hung
good morning.
Good morning, choi ney.
Good morning.
You look great today.
The school sports day is coming, we've to decorate the gymnasium.
I am not good in sports.
Are you centaur?
Why are you that concerned about me?
You have
bad luck today.
I won't trust that.
Really?
Money! It's lucky indeed.
Tai hung.
Are you alright?
I am alright, it's rather cool.
Props?
It's so poor.
I have taken your greedy look.
Do you mean it? Kei-on!
Of course, it's really funny.
Damn...
Stop quarrelling with him.
Let's go.
I tell you, I will beat you if you shout again.
Don't be that cocky.
I love it.
Give him a towel.
Are you kidding? You bring your philippine maid to school!
I can support her study in university too.
I hate others beating my head.
I didn't! What proof do you have?
No?
We said no.
I said no too.
Forget about them, they are not studying at all.
Right, how can a good student do this?
I hate people hitting my head?
I entered this school when I was 6, and I'm 28 now, I haven't graduated.
I am an old student here.
Everyone in this school calls me old bag.
You have taken my leadership.
And you beat me...
And fool me everyday!
I can stand no more.
Come for a duel with me.
- Who is it? - Lower your head.
Headmaster, you are attacked?!
"I will not attack headmaster again."
What are you laughing at? I would rape you, don't you know that?
He is punished by the headmaster.
He deserves it.
What are you laughing? I would rape you!
Enjoy yourself in cleaning!
Let's go.
She is the beauty of our school, siu wai.
She is nicked named crab angel.
Wonderful!
She has used a new eye shadow today, so she looks great!
What do you mean by looking at me like this?
Underbite,
but under certain condition, it works.
That's good.
Wake up... wake up.
Doesn't she show pity on me?
Tai hung.
I do have pity on you.
Really?
I always admire you.
Although I am taller than you.
Really?
I feel that, you are special.
Really?
But you can't notice it.
In fact, many people give me such comment behind me.
Nobody will be left in the biology room after school.
Let's chat, just you and me, alright?
Ok, I will give you 15 minutes.
It's hot, you are sweating too.
No.
I have said, it's empty.
Right.
I wasn't concentrated in the last lesson about the body structure.
I didn't know what the teacher said.
About the structure of man, I know nothing.
Can you teach me?
But, I was playing TV games.
But you are a boy, you know the structure of man!
That's right, I know it pretty well.
Say... it's too embarrassing.
Never mind, go ahead.
Can you show me yours?
What's?
I mean that.
It's nothing special.
Well, just forget it.
Ok, I would show you!
But, it's the bottom line.
Without limit!
Camera
shit, what a shame!
Action
help!
Beat him to death.
Stop, I will do it myself.
It's ok.
Don't move.
You know the crab angel is my girlfriend.
How dare you court her?
You look weird!
Don't come to school tomorrow.
Otherwise, I will beat you.
But, what should I do if I don't come to school?
You idiot!
What are you doing here?
Your sister chun li ordered me to stand here for 1 hr. As punishment.
I don't understand why so many boys fall for her!
She is no big deal.
Come on, follow me.
Ok, no, I have to stand for 5 more minutes.
You are cheap!
Damn it!
Alright!
Daughter, you need this so much.
If there is a wolf who wants to take your advantage.
Just attack him with this, he will suffer terribly.
Mom, I know you are expert in fighting against the wolves,
but I am now talking with my friend, can you sell it to someone else?
Are you missing me?
Sure.
Sure? I can tell it's a lie from a swift answer.
Tai hung, you are back.
No. I am in tsim sha tsui.
You must have been drive crazy by someone.
No.
I was driven crazy by a dog.
Son, I have told you, when you are not happy.
Have a deep breath,
then, talk to yourself, "what a wonderful world, the air is fresh!"
Try.
What a wonderful world, the air is fresh!
Isn't it better?
- Better. - Right?
I am going to my room to commit suicide.
My dear son...
Mom, I have had bad luck today.
Don't come close to me, or I will give you bad luck too.
No way! It's impossible.
Right? I have warned you.
Mom, just let him go.
Look at him, he is so thin, and he hasn't grown up!
He is a born loser.
You are fat, and you are bitchy!
You don't wear bra, you are cheap!
- What did you say? - What did you say?
Stop! Can you stop quarrelling?
What a wonderful world, the air is fresh!
We have a guest! You make me lose face!
Who are you looking for?
I come to repair the pipe.
Thank god you're here!
You know, the pipe is always leaky!
I can't fall asleep!
The water fee is expensive, you know?
You know, your line is always busy!
Your service should be improved. Right?
But I think they're having trouble
daughter...
Please give way.
I am useless, I can't even defeat my sister.
I'd better die.
My son!
You know you are a loser now? You've studied for 24 years.
But I will be a university graduate soon
mom, let me beat her to death,
- come and help me - Be careful, get up, let me help you.
You are going to cry soon, right?
My dear son!
Daughter, can you give him some face?
My dear son...
Madam, although it's a tragedy of your family,
you should let me repair the pipe, right?
Yes, this way please.
I don't know what's wrong with the pipe.
It's leaking, you'd better check it.
It's ok.
Where is the phone? I have to report to the company.
Over there.
It's not reasonable.
Why are you sweating? Isn't it hot?
The pipe is leaking.
It's ok.
I saw a film before.
The female lead made herself wet to seduce the workman.
If you want to seduce me.
Save it.
I love my wife very much.
What a wonderful world, the air is fresh...
I am happy again
please finish everything in my will.
Mom, I don't want to live again.
Goodbye. Mom.
- Choi ney, it's you? - Yes, I am looking for tai hung.
So cocky to clip it with toes?
I wanna stab you.
It's useless for you to seduce me, I love my wife.
My god, don't bring my whole family bad luck.
I want to help you
come up first
no! Don't come close to him!
He had bad luck, or may give you back luck too - no way! It's impossible.
I am almost thirty years old
my sister will be a university graduate soon
but I am still in form 5 level
I can give you tutorial class
but I am not good at sports too
I can practise with you
kei-on il beat and fool me when I go to school
I can help you
great! Let's move and fight back!
No! I can persuade him not to do so
it doesn't work
unless with god's help.
Choi ney, maybe you are the only one who
are not frightened of obtaining back luck from me
don't be silly, we are friends
choi ney
Alright, let's talk later
I go taking a shower
I'd better go first, see you tomorrow at school
thank you
- leaving now? See you - Yes, see you next time
I stay overnight at university hall
mum is going to talk business with uncle Richard
you'd better take your dinner by yourself
come on, I finish it by myselff everyday
by the way, don't touch my turtle at bathroom
otherwise I will beat you heavily
let's see
it's time for me to wash away the bad luck
help!
How lucky for my left foot!
My god, why do you want to fool me like this?
Can you let me go?
It's fatal that I would be a loser for the rest of my life, am 1?
Why should I keep on studying?
I can be gigolo.
Or, I can be plastic flower maker.
Or, I can join the singing contest.
Or, I can join the miss Hong Kong pageant.
Come on, I won't give any mercy.
I will teach you good lesson.
What's wrong? Nothing returns?!
I threw a small one,
but you gave me a big one instead.
Don't you believe I would ask someone to chop you to death?
It's missed, so what?
Don't take this space-ship next time, it makes me feel dizzy.
A kid is over there.
Isn't it 19937?
Why do you climb up to my roof?
We didn't climb, but we fell down from the sky.
We came from 2043 a.D.
We are the future cops.
Future cops? Thief!
Help, robbers!
St yuk keung college?
He is the schoolmate of judge yu ti hung.
Let's question him.
Robbery! Help!
Ghost...
May I help?
Help!
We didn't mean to hurt you.
You seem to be nasty.
Should we help?
He seems to be fainted.
If we tell him the truth, what will he do?
I think he will say the slang of 50 years ago, "damn it".
Damn it.
Are you coming from 20437
if I find the judge for you, what can I get?
What do you want?
I want much money, many women and 3 inches taller.
Don't you think we are fairies?
But you come from future! You are future cops.
You can tell me what will happen.
Just tell me which horse will win and which shares rise up, it's ok.
Do you know which horse won in 19437?
I don't know.
That's right, we don't know either.
But, history can't be changed.
Even you know the result, you will miss it by any reasons.
That's right.
So, why should I help you?
And I have to feed you, the monsters! No way!
Have you ever been bullied by others?
I am bullied by others everyday.
How about your schooling?
I failed in every subjects.
Have your dream ever come true?
None!
So we can help you, say, not being bullied,
you will get a in every subjects, and every dream will come true.
Are you that great?
The future cops are your fellows now, your jerk.
Mom is back, hide up...
My dear son is doing homework.
Yes.
He is obstructing his mom.
Ok
Son, you are sleepy now.
I am not.
You are sleepy.
I am not!
How about deducting your pocket money to $50 per week...
Your son snorting heavily.
Let me get you a cup of coffee.
Thank you.
English again!
I feel so excited when you talk in english.
Really?
Speak more.
Ok
Only you, can see the world so right.
Only you, can make the darkness bright.
Speak more.
London bridge is falling down!
Twinkle twinkle little star...
Keep on talking english.
Please stand behind the yellow line!
Next station is wong tai sin!
I am a man! A man and many many pens!
Someone is outside!
No.
A head is hanging right there!
Are you too excited after hearing my english?
No, I saw a head hanging...
A man and a pen.
Seel
I don't mean to complain,
but I haven't started, why are you that nervous?
Three men went upstairs!
No, where are the men?
I saw 3 men going up there.
I am leaving, I will come tomorrow.
No, I mean it, trust me.
Three men went up.
I have to learn more english first.
Trust me.
I am leaving.
Richard... Richard
what's wrong with my eye?
You scared my mom!
Are we going to co-operate?
Why do you want me to help?
The time machine sent us to your roof,
after 14 days, we have to leave right here.
Anyway, you are the student of st yuk keung college.
We'll make it as our temporary headquarters.
No way, kei-on doesn't let me go to school, or he will beat me.
Who is kei-on?
He is a gang leader in school.
He brings a philippine maid to school, so as to serve him!
Unless you are really supporting me.
What are you scaring?
Ask him to play your maid.
So he can check yu ti hung in your school.
Good morning, kei-on!
Boss, he has a maid too.
How dare you copy me? A red hair maid!
I will beat your maid up too.
What have I eaten? My urine doesn't seem to be healthy.
You are cocky to bring a maid back to school.
I am learning from you.
I said, I would teach you good lesson.
Why do you stand so high?
Help! Go.
Let me down.
It's hot, let me down.
Headmaster...
Tai hung has brought a monster to school.
Monster?
He has long arms of over 10 ft, width, fire comes from his mouth!
Which one do you mean?
That's him.
He is rather tall,
but he doesn't have arm width of over 10 feet.
Headmaster.
Are you going to beat me up?
Let's go.
- Fat ball. - Yes.
Headmaster, are you alright?
What do you think?
"I will not attack headmaster again." He deserves it, he always bullies others.
No schooling tomorrow, or I will beat you up.
Let's go.
No face at all.
Look up!
I am hungry.
Eat mine first.
How to eat?
It's good for digestion.
His sister is always staying there. Let's eat something rough.
Alright.
I won't go, never go.
I want to punish you, you'd not go out for one week.
For you stared at a girl on street.
Ok? How is it?
Fred, jacky, kit...
Where is sing?
He must have fooled around.
Sing chai.
I will give you a slap when I get you.
Something great.
Try your best.
The refrigerator!
How wonderful!
I've finally got you, how dare you fool around?
Hey, this refrigerator is more delicious than our models.
Sure, our refrigerator has no preservative substance.
We can't eat them up.
Save it for ah sing.
Sing chai, you are really naughty, don't be naughty.
Who are you?
I am...
You must be the classmate of my brother.
You are right.
What are you doing?
To clean the floor.
Why do you clean the floor of my home?
Right, clean the floor.
I ask you why do you clean the floor of mine.
Damn you, bastard.
Go to hell.
Sister, are you fine?
Is it a thief?
No, my classmate.
Why do you hit him like this?
He is poor.
So, I have to beat him.
No, in fact, he has no money to pay for his school fee.
Even his underwear is all broken.
His father has to be hooker to earn for money.
Since the maid charges $30 for cleaning.
So I would like to pay him $20 to do all the cleanings.
The remained $10, let's share it.
You are so cold-blooded.
Miss, don't blame him.
Otherwise, he won't give me the limited money.
Oh, you are so poor.
I mistook that you are a wolf.
Your broom is so funny.
Right, it's a gift from my mom.
Do you want to make more money?
Of course
just serve me, I will pay you $50 per day.
No, I won't spend the money of a woman.
Just serve me.
I will ask my brother to give you $50.
That's ok.
Pack up please.
Ok.
So comfortable.
My room is up there, do some cleaning for me later.
What?
Anything will do.
But not the body of my sister.
It's really hot!
- It's hot below! - I suffered!
Sing and I have controlled the school already.
You can go and find out the judge anytime.
That's great, let's play a role in the school.
One pretends to be the teacher, and the other to be the student.
One checks from the teachers and the other checks from the students.
Who will be the student?
I don't think it's me.
Don't you think I am like a student?
Let's fight, the loser will be the student.
Scissors, stone and cloth.
I won.
Why did I choose scissors?
Why the new student is so old?
What did you say?
I am talking about you.
Are you coming to be the teacher?
Yes.
You come to be the student
yes.
He is my elder cousin, and he is his brother.
I dislike your hair.
But I can accept it.
How old are you?
17
What? Our difference is only hair and beard.
No, my cousin is so poor.
They've got an sickness which makes them get old easily.
He was born with an old face.
Right.
Are you kidding?
In fact, I am 16 and a half.
I am 17 only. He is my younger brother.
Brother, you are willing to admit me as brother at last.
Brother.
But, we should educate every youth of the society.
Well, I accept you to study here, but with double school fee.
Thank you, headmaster.
Lead him to class.
He is in-charge of discipline.
You look like the headmaster.
Go.
Why don't you shave?
Shave later.
What subject will you teach?
Physics, chemistry, biology, any subjects.
You know chemistry?
Of course
show me an experiment.
Ok.
What do you want me to show you
do you know how to make a bomb?
Yes I do.
See.
What is it?
It's an atomic bomb, it works.
Take it away, then go to your class.
I won't care.
Good morning sir.
Take you books out, it's an epa lesson.
It's funny.
Is my belt pretty?
Don't come over.
Don't panic, try.
Yu ti hung.
How dare you sleep in class?
Go to hell.
What? Kidding?
Watch mine.
Damn it.
Yu ti hung is really in my school.
That's the information I have got.
I can get him out for you.
Thank you.
How is it? Blue spirit.
How is it, blue bubble.
Bubble!
No one is called yu ti hung in this school?
I have never heard of this.
I don't know about the junior classes.
I seldom go with them, except girls.
I can imagine someone is older than me in this school.
You are not old, but you are old bag, get lost.
What is an old bag?
He is so nasty in the school, more nasty than kei-on.
What?
Is it better to find yu ti hung if we seek help from him?
Right.
Are you the cocky new comer?
Follow me, I will take care of you.
He's just said what I wanted to say.
Let me buy you ice-cream.
That's right, leave for a while.
Do you want to play once more?
No.
Come on.
Are you scared?
You are like my friend.
Really?
Nothing.
Remember who is your boss, I am your boss.
Get me yu ti hung within 3 days, copy that?
You said you would buy me ice-cream. Tai hung!
We have a new teacher today.
Is he handsome or not?
His head is like a broom.
No, he is quite handsome.
Every man is handsome for you.
That's right.
How dare you!
Thank you for your clapping hands.
I am the music teacher of yours.
And I will teach english, Chinese, maths, physics, chemistry...
I am your teacher of sports too.
Sir, your hair style is funny.
Right.
I will teach you how to make broom too.
But, now we are going to sing.
May I have...
The classmate, the oldest girl. Please come out.
Are you talking about me?
No one else, right? Come up.
You have poor taste.
Mister.
Please sing us a song which you are familiar with.
Ok.
"London bridge is falling down..."
Good, very good.
But I am going to teach you another song.
Great.
Hope you would have a good sleep.
Hubby, come back to drink soup tonight.
What kind of soup?
I am coming!
Soup?
Tomato and beef soup, I don't drink it.
It must be cooked for my brother.
I would give you hot taste.
You will suffer!
Where is my new cd?
Brother, I won't give you any mercy!
What are you doing here?
You are stealing! I will report to the police now.
No.
Speak up.
I come for a revision.
I can't hear, tell once more.
I come for revision.
I am back.
Tomato and beef soup! Mom knows I hate eating tomato.
She just cares about her daughter.
I would give you hot favor.
Are you future cop?
Don't let me lie again, or I will be killed by electricity.
Ok, I will report to the police.
No.
Why not?
If we are discovered.
They will take us for exhibition.
I won't care, if I disclose it, it will be headline.
TV will come to interview me.
Maybe, I will have chance to become super star.
No, please keep this secret for me, I will give you advantage.
Ok, I want car, jewels, pretty clothes, and visa cards.
No, I will let you have good health and good result in studies.
Why don't you give me happy birthday?
Hey...
Who is it?
Brother, you are great!
It's youl!
I have asked you to be a maid, and you should behave yourself.
How dare you court my sister?
Don't pretend!
Kidding!
What a wonderful world.
The air is fresh!
I won't take care of it.
If I don't see jewels, pretty dress, gold cards and car,
I will report to the police.
She means it.
Well, by hook and by crook.
To kill her!
Kidding? You may court her.
Once the woman is courted.
You can do whatever you like.
And she will be obedient to you.
I don't know how to court a girl.
You don't know I know.
Who is it?
Monster.
Let me fix it for you.
Stop, it seems to be my mom.
It's really hot!
Really?
I believe that it's really hot.
Are you teasing your mom?
Mom.
You men are really nonsense.
You just take woman to watch movie and to restaurant.
Sometime, to bed.
But I have never seen a silly man like you!
To take a girl to amusement park!
It's full of fun! At least you will play as happy as a kid.
I won't be that abnormal as you.
We don't have such game in our time.
How is your TV game?
We enter the machine to play.
I won't believe it?
Don't you believe it?
I have a remote control, do you want a try?
Are you cheating me?
What place is it?
It's inside the TV game.
You have beard.
I am man.
I have beard too.
You become a man too.
Luckily it's still here.
How is it? Beard?
Let me shave it for you.
It's alright.
It's my turn.
It's fixed.
Jump!
It's scaring.
You complain of watching movie and going to restaurant.
It's something new, right?
I won't care, I want car, jewels, pretty dress and gold care only.
Otherwise, I will report to the police.
You don't have a sharp-tongue, how can you court girl?
We won't court girl in our time.
Why?
I see, all of you become gays.
No, it's useless even we have courted the girls.
In 2043.
It's illegal to make love.
Why?
In our time, aids has killed many people.
The only way to stop it,
is to let all the aids carriers die, so we have to stop making love.
I won't believe it, how can one have baby?
Take your ovum and our sperm to the laboratory.
Are you kidding?
How do you boyfriends court you?
Do you want to listen the cheap ways or fantastic ways?
The cheap ways first.
Send flowers, and to stick to me every minute.
Oh, your brother taught me the cheap ways.
What?
Nothing.
You are cheap too, you don't even send me flowers.
Do you love flowers?
It's simple.
It's funny! What's the taste?
Don't!
Ti-men!
- Ti-men! - I am under your dress.
Why have you become so small? To be peeper?
Sorry, you smell the flower, so you become big.
What'll we do?
Get lost.
Be careful, if you're bombed by the turtle, you'll be small again.
What shall we do now?
Wait for me.
You have become big too.
Sure.
It's really funny!
If you want that... with a girl...
What will you do?
Take the "happy pill", you will get high after taking it.
The old man told us, it's more funny than making love.
Really?
Watch!
Great!
It's great!
Go to hell.
Why do you hit me?
Come out.
Sorry, I didn't mean it.
Go now, or I will report to the police.
What are you angry at?
You made me feel embarrass in front of so many people!
It's common in our time.
Because the people of your time are shameless.
It's useless to close the door, I can break it easily.
No, or I will stab you to death.
I won't believe it.
Who stabbed me?
It's you! But why do you faint?
Why aren't you hurt?
This knife is harmless to me.
Are you fine?
I am fine.
Now, it breaks even.
Never.
Of course I want to have peace with you.
You allied with my brother to cheat my love.
We won't talk about love.
You are cheating.
Will you play mahjong if you're not allowed to win?
I won't!
You mean you are virgin?
Have you ever tried?
I always play mahjong.
Play only?
More than playing.
More than playing?
And sometimes, I can't help winning.
Winning?
Just sometimes.
We won't commit crimes.
How?
Can I keep this secret?
Forget it.
The process is quite funny.
Let me demonstrate it to you.
Let's start.
Let's play now.
Come on.
Bingo!
Watch!
You are cheating!
Keep on.
Brother.
That bastard has got all the fame
we have lost face!
They have forgotten about me!
Fine, since he hasn't joined the school sports day.
Let us draw the attention back, do you agree?
Yes.
Leon.
I have got it.
Follow my plan.
First...
One, two...
Tai hung.
I am here.
Tai hung.
Choi ney.
I won't bother you to meet your dream lover.
Choi ney.
This is the homework of my needlework, take it
thank you.
Do you like it or not?
May I try it?
Sure.
This is the best work of mine.
It fits, I love it so much, thank you, choi ney.
I will be the champion of this sports day.
Try hard, you will win.
I will win.
How?
I don't know.
The 100 m semi-final starts now.
Cheer up... try hard.
What's your comment about this race?
Leon will be the winner, I am sure.
He is handsome, he is expert in flattering the young girls too.
Judge from his slogan,
"don't follow me, but study hard"
see, it's such a powerful slogan to win the hearts of the girls.
How about no. 9 tai hung?
Are you kidding?
Look at him, he is so fat and short!
See his muscle, he's not strong enough!
How can he win this race?
But, he is trying hard to do exercise.
And he gives others signal
to tighten his belt.
I don't think he is capable to win.
If he wins, I will eat this microphone.
On your Mark.
The last one has got ready, the race starts now.
- Oh my god! - Help!
Seel
his feet have been sticked
no more daydreaming, he won't win the race
in the 100 m race, Leon is now running ahead.
He will be the winner for sure.
No. 9 is running after him, but he seems to be tired.
But, no. 9 is rushing from behind to the terminal.
Photo will determine who is the winner.
Shit, he is slightly lost.
No. 9 won the race.
Bravo! Tai hung is great.
No. 9 is the winner?
My dividend has been gone
that's right.
What are you looking?
Worse comes to worse, I have to eat the microphone.
Now, the final of high jump starts.
No.15, Leon lai is really great, he has got good result.
I will be on him with my life.
Really?
If he loses, what will you eat?
I will eat this table.
Shit, I want shitting now.
You should try your best, you always need my help!
I can't do it.
You will be fine.
These 3 chips contain the power of ti-men, broom man and mine.
But, every chips can last for 5 minutes only.
Be careful.
To get good result in high jump?
Let me take ti-men's chip.
Tai hung is wonderful...
The highest point please.
Are you kidding me?
Shit, it's far more than enough.
Bravo!
How is it?
You said you will eat this.
Eat it yourself.
- A marble table? - It's really hard for digestion.
Now, it comes the shot put competition.
100 m.
What do you think?
No. 18 is good at playing this item.
But, we can't neglect no. 9.
I won't believe in him.
If he wins again, I will take him for piss test.
He must have taken some pills
I am full.
101 m.
Congratulation.
Thank you.
Tai hung, you are really great.
Choi ney...
This is for you.
You tried hard to get this prize.
Kidding, I won because of your sweater.
Why didn't you wear it in the competition?
I do want to carry you for the competition.
Boss, what's wrong with your face?
Don't bother me. Leave me alone.
See you then.
You are not righteous enough.
If you bother me again, I will teach you a lesson!
Who are you?
I come to help you.
Who are you then?
You needn't know who I am.
I know you are the boss of this college.
But your status has been taken over by others.
Tai hung is lucky only, I will take the revenge.
I hate such character, you don't even admit failure.
I know he is great because some future cops are helping him.
Future cops?
Are you fooling me?
I tell you, we are the future rascals.
I want you to be my fellow.
But I am the gang leaders.
Seel
Great!
What do you want me to do?
I want you to get yu ti hung from your college for me.
I will give you many advantage.
What sort of advantage?
Advantage?
Stop.
Righteousness, take it back first.
Listen, I will be your teacher.
Great.
2nd, you should kill the future cops together with me
sure! You are my buddies.
Why don't you talk? No boys come to court you?
Are you siu wai?
So you must be choi ney.
I am called cr3.
Go with us.
No, no...
Whirlwind kick
Bravo...
Let's go.
You are great!
Mister.
I am your new teacher.
That's great.
It's alright, let's go back to class.
Class.
The new teacher is really handsome
No yu ti hung in this school?
I have checked the name list of the graduates too, no yu ti hung.
Anyone who is surnamed yu?
Just 2.
One is called yu gon-yau, but he left school last month.
And the other one is called yu kei-on.
Is kei-on surnamed yu?
Is ti hung his Nick-name?
I don't know.
Thank you.
You are welcome.
Thank you.
Don't hit me.
Good morning sir!
Future cop?
They are faster than us.
But we should act first.
You should go out for punishment as you sleep during the class.
Teacher.
Why did you hit others with great force?
Listen, you have been attacked by my needle.
You have no energy now.
One hour later, you will have the 1q as a 8 years old kid.
Few hours later, your 1q will be like a baby's.
I don't believe it.
No?
Just stay here and enjoy your childhood.
Can you accompany me to buy a card?
What are you doing here?
Fishing.
Come down, haven't you ever been beaten?
Be careful.
Give me your hand, sit properly.
You are useless, you almost killed me.
What are you mad at?
What are you doing?
Do you want a beat up?
- May I help you?! - Come on, fix him.
Me? Alright.
Do you want to be beaten up?
Throw them down.
No, no...
Do you wanna die?
He is shot by the rejuvenate needle.
What?
It's the weapon of Kent, who has golden hair.
That teacher has golden hair.
Only he has the antidote.
Take him home now.
Yes.
Not much.
Do you need me to teach you?
Good.
Let's go over there.
Siu wai, sit next to me.
It seems that here is so busy!
It's the most popular location for lovers.
The boys love taking me here.
No, I mean, everybody has paid visit to this place.
This is my first time.
It seems that you have lots of boyfriends.
But, they are not as handsome as you.
When you were fighting with the rascals, you looked great.
It's like the prince in the fairy tale.
Really?
- Yes. - Thank you.
Do you know yu ti hung?
So many people want to look for yu ti hung.
Are there anyone else who asked about yu ti hung?
The broom man.
Thank you.
Why are you here?
I can't remember, bye bye.
Let's go for a drink.
Alright.
Let's go.
I want to eat ice-cream.
Kid, I won't play with you anymore.
Tell me who is yu ti hung.
- You hurt my hand - I'm asking you who's is yu ti hung.
That kid is bullying the girl
tell me, who is yu ti hung?
Kent
broom man.
I want you to let siu wai go.
Give me the antidote of rejuvenate needle.
I won't give you the antidote, you know?
Hands off. It hurts.
Shut up.
Ti-men will be dead.
And you, I will send you to hell now.
What are you quarrelling?
Broom man.
Swaying fist.
Broom man.
Crescent knife.
Crescent knife...
Swaying fist...
Crescent knife...
Swaying fist...
That's incredible.
Broom man.
Broom man...
Where are you?
Don't die, broom man, don't die.
I am here, I am dying.
How are you? Are you fine?
What a failure! I have no energy.
You are so poor.
Bravo!
No shadow kick.
Give me the antidote.
Kill me if you have guts, I won't give you antidote.
Give me the antidote.
Never.
I beg you, I know general's fellows scare no death.
But ti-men is the best friend of mine.
I beg youl!
Damn you.
You nuts.
I should have beaten him severely.
Broom man, I won't fall for another one!
Are you alright?
I am fine, but ti-men will die one hour later.
How are you? Are you fine?
I am so tired.
Stop playing.
No, the last time, ok?
Ok, just go ahead, as you like.
I think I will die soon.
You won't die, you have to take me to the TV game,
to marry, to have baby and to have twins.
To kill all the turtles and get all the treasure.
Why are you crying?
Don't cry.
No, it's because of happiness.
Well, I will marry with you, I don't want you to cry.
Ti-men... how are you?
How are you?
Don't die, you can't die...
It hurts.
How is he?
He seems to be a five years old kid.
I can't see anything.
Let him go.
I wish to take him to the doctor.
Give me a telescope.
Can you get the antidote?
What can you see from the telescope?
Come on.
Just listen to him, he will die soon.
What can you see?
Kent
I am here.
Damn you, why do you take my advantage?
I am sorry.
I accept your apology, no next time.
He is dying, what do you want?
Bastard.
The 3 needles are antidotes.
Although we are enemies,
I own you a favour.
I will repay you.
So, thank you.
Ti-men, how are you?
If we come to a duel next time,
I won't give any mercy.
Don't put it that way.
Be careful.
- Bye bye. - Are you alright?
What had happened?
You are shot by the rejuvenate needle, can't you remember?
No such thing!
Do you remember what have you said?
No.
Yes, we'll go into the TV game, to get married, and to have babies.
Kill all the turtles, and get all the treasure.
You are bad.
Hey, no more stabbing!
Otherwise, you will get old.
I won't believe it.
No? See.
Mister, who are you?
General, we have stolen the electronic lock.
So, let me free now.
Yes.
Yu ti hung, I want to kill you myself.
Choi ney...
Why did you cheat?
You won in the sports day, and you become the gang leader.
But, it represents nothing.
We are students, all we have to do is to study hard.
Ok... l promise you.
I won't cheat in any examinations, ok?
Tomorrow is my birthday, I wish you would come in the orange dress.
Sorry, I don't have time.
Choi ney.
I don't want to make friends with a Jack of straw.
What did you say?
But, I am a chicken indeed.
If I am not, I will be others' dad.
Happy birthday.
Choi ney?
Happy birthday.
Who is it?
Happy birthday.
Who are you?
Kei-on!
Come and join the party.
Sure.
Help yourself.
Serve my guest.
Ok.
- Mom? - Mom?
Uncle Richard!
Happy birthday.
I told you not to close the door like this.
I didn't notice you!
Get lost.
Make it slighter next time.
Son, you don't seem to be happy.
No.
I have told you, to take deep breath,
deep breath.
What a wonderful world, the air is fresh.
Like this!
Isn't it better?
Much better.
Happy birthday.
What's wrong with you?
What do you mean?
You look bitchy.
Bastard.
Richard, announce it.
Hello everybody.
We will marry in next month.
Marry?
It's my birthday, and you tell us you would marry my mom?
Son.
In fact, we did it last year.
Happy or not?
Sometimes.
Congratulation. I wish you all the best.
Dad.
After getting married, your surname should be changed to yu.
Fine.
And, according to our family, you should change your name too.
In your generation, the word "ti" is used.
So, you should be named yu ti hung.
Fine.
Are you yu ti hung?
Yu... ti... hung?
Like it or not?
Mom, I am yu ti hung.
I am yu ti hung, the judge of 50 years later.
What?
What a wonderful world, the air is fresh...
I have something to talk to you.
Come on, sit down.
It's so difficult for us to find yu ti hung.
But actually, yu ti hung is just around.
Will you become a judge?
Can a judge make big money?
So, we have protect him.
Just do it according to your idea.
So, the future bastards are coming to kill me?
Not exactly, they may make you become and idiot.
Boss.
Buddies.
Boss, I know who is yu ti hung now.
You are so smart, you must be the boss of my boss.
You know who is yu ti hung?
Yu ti hung is tai hung.
Don't be big mouth, tai hung is surnamed chan.
But his mom re-marries to a man surnamed yu.
Where is tai hung now?
At home may be.
At home? I won't let him die so easily.
Who does he love most?
Choi ney.
Who is she?
His classmate.
Kei-on!
Kent, none of your business!
Get choi ney for me, so as to set a trap for yu ti hung.
So I can kill him by own.
Then, kill the future cops.
What a big mess!
How dare you smoke? You'll be punished.
I can't stop smoking?
Who punished you?
The discipline teacher.
What are you doing?
Something great.
Are you crazy?
Give me a cup of coffee.
Fine.
Headmaster.
Have you all got crazy?
Who are you?
I am the most powerful man in this world.
Why hasn't yu come to school?
I will count three, if you don't go out, I will call the police.
One...
Two, three.
General, yu ti hung has applied for sick leave.
Cause all his friends are here.
Now, I will take over this school.
I want a student, called yu ti hung only.
But you have to co-operate with me.
I won't
you will, if this computer chip is put in your brain.
You will become my slave.
And you will be a headmaster who produces bad eggs only.
Help!
Undress them.
Join the triad society, you will have happy life.
Shoot him.
No.
Freeze!
Where are you going?
Boss...
Who is choi ney?
Are you choi ney?
I am
no, choi ney is so pretty.
She is choi ney.
Escort all the students to the primary school.
And escort them to the gymnasium.
You too.
What? I am your fellow.
Me too?
It's the result of being a dog.
Flush him away from the toilet.
I am not a dog. I am not.
General, we have to catch yu ti hung.
They are innocent, why not set them free?
Are you telling me?
Ti-men, what a big trouble!
Shit, brother.
We are here.
Shit! The general has come.
They kidnapped the students to get yu ti hung.
We know that.
How can you predict that?
You can make it too, if you have money to buy...
Atv.
Yu ti hung, come to see me now.
Or, they will be killed.
Where is my brother?
He said he is scared.
Don't panic,
just put the computer chip in our brain.
You can have super natural power too.
Doesn't it hurt?
No.
What are you doing?
It's fixed, you didn't notice at all.
What?
You will become a super warrior.
Don't scratch the busts.
Sorry.
Just so simple?
Yes.
It doesn't hurt.
No.
I am coming!
Are you nuts? How can you put such a big thing inside your ear?
It is not for the ear!
It's for the nose.
It'll be ok soon. Don't move.
It's alright.
Where is the ball?
It's been planted into your brain.
Now you have become a super man.
Damn you! How dare you put such a big ball in.
Why don't you plant the durian inside the brain?
Yu ti hung, you are such a chicken, how can you be a judge?
I don't want to be a judge, I don't want to be yu ti hung.
Don't push him, let's go to save others.
Our computer chip will be functioned after mixing with courage.
He is not courageous.
I have two more.
Why not seek help from 2 more?
Where can we find the suitable persons now?
Son.
What? Are you having a party?
She is useful!
Let's escape, pal.
I will hide myself in mainland China, how can you find me then?
I will go to shenzhen to have fun if I have time, it's funny!
But I have to save choi ney.
If all my friends die,
it's meaningless to stay alive alone.
Well, I have to take this risk.
If yu ti hung doesn't show up in 10 minutes.
I will kill one per every five minutes.
General, they are innocent.
Are you crazy?
I have taught you, you can't show pity on anyone.
Don't you remember?
Listen, you are surrounded.
Set the hostages free and surrender.
The cops are surrounding us.
You two drive the space ship to fix the rubbish.
Yes.
Thai king, Toyota, go and fix the future cops.
Yes.
I count three now.
1, 2...
Super man, you are great!
Super man, you failed!
Whirlwind kick
Who are you?
Come up first.
How dare you be so cocky?
Wonder kick!
Whirlwind kick!
Another chun li again?
I am her mom.
I am called chun tai.
The dragon fist!
Daughter.
Let's show them our powerful stance.
Come out, what's the use of hiding up?
General...
Why don't you talk?
Just only one way to fix such a bastard like you.
That is...
Beat you up!
Why did you beat me?
Broom man, catch me.
To have a nice hair style.
Why are you so late?
Have you eaten your breakfast?
Green wolf!
We are all here.
He is afraid of electricity.
Me too.
Let me start first.
How dare you fart?
It's such a boring game.
My turn.
It's time for me to show up.
Watch my kick!
Don't kick my face.
Kidding?
You missed.
So what?
You said you are a member of the school team.
Yes, but basketball team.
Are you ng hung?
No, I am not ng hung.
I am ng kwun yu.
Fatty, the bomb!
Catch me.
Pal, I think we'll break even.
Why not defeat him next time?
No, we can't let them go.
Right.
Isn't he tai hung?
Brother.
Tai hung comes to save us.
Who are you?
I am your enemy!
Yu ti hung!
General, I will send you to jail!
But I will kill you now.
Just teach them a good lesson!
I have made a correct prediction.
What are you laughing? Come if you have guts.
Just kidding.
Catch me.
You can't do it that way.
It's not broken.
He is a robot.
Don't stop, to crash it into pieces!
General, I won't help you any more.
How dare you betray me?
Well, I will kill you first.
Let's show our powerful stance.
Invincible fist.
Super lock.
Atomic bomb!
Holy dragon heart screw!
Atomic bomb!
Let's go...
No kissing.
I won't come back!
You'd better look for anther boyfriend.
Many people are better than me.
I have a date.
Kidding? You have found so many people at such a short time!
- Don't you think I am that bitchy? - I can tell it.
If I don't have any date, it'll be a shame.
I miss you so much.
I can tell it.
I want to lean on you.
Don't seduce others, and don't let others seduce you.
Don't court others, and don't be courted.
Don't look at others, and don't be looked.
But I can't help.
What?
Be masked!
Say you love me.
I love you!
Me too.
- Go to hell. - Good job. 3 marks.
Come on, they haven't cried yet before separation
but you have already cried out
that's why I need to cry
I can't court girl in our time.
Even worse, I can't court one here
I am useless!
Lung, we know the way back to the future
no need to guide us
why he comes?
How do I know things of future cop?
Congratulation you have destroyed the general.
You're flattering us.
But I have to tell you a bad news.
A super man has arrived Japan of 1993.
The motive of my trip here,
is to go with you to kill it.
Yeah!
What's happened?
Forget it, just have fun.
Yeah!