(PLAYING HAPPY TUNE)
BOTH: Good morning, Little Red Riding Hood.
Good morning. How do you do?
Good morning, Miss Riding Hood.
Where are you going, Red Riding Hood?
What’s in the basket? Something good?
I’m bringing Grandma cakes and wine.
She’s awful, awful sick.
I’m in a great big hurry, too.
I’ve got to get there quick.
BOTH: You’ll get there quick, Red Riding Hood,
if you take the shortcut through the wood.
There’s danger in them woods!
Be aware!
The Big Bad Wolf is lurking there!
Better to be safe than sorry.
Shortcuts are not always good.
Take the long road around the forest
while the wolf is in the wood.
(GIGGLING)
BOTH: That old wolf is just a sissy.
All he does is huff...
And puff...
BOTH: We’ll go with you and protect you.
Come along. We’ll call his bluff.
(SINGING) Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf
Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
(CLICKS TONGUE)
(CACKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
I’ll get them.
I’m Goldilocks the Fairy Queen,
spirit of the woods am I.
Whoops!
You’ll flitter-fly from tree to tree.
Come, come, my dears, you’re safe with me.
Whoops!
(SCREAMS)
Aah!
(CACKLES)
Curses!
(CACKLES)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Come in.
(LAUGHING)
(GASPS, SCREAMS)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
(IMITATING GRANDMA) Come in.
Good morning, Grandma.
How do you feel today?
(NORMAL VOICE) Terrible.
(GRUNTS, CLEARS THROAT)
(IMITATING GRANDMA) Not so hot, dearie.
Ooh, Grandma!
What big eyes you’ve got!
All the better to look you over, dearie.
Ooh, Grandma!
What a big nose you’ve got!
All the better to...
(CHATTERING)
(NORMAL VOICE) How am I doing?
Ooh, Grandma!
What a big mouth you’ve got!
You ain’t seen the half of it, dearie!
(LAUGHING)
-(ROARS) -Aah!
(RED RIDING HOOD SCREAMS)
-(CACKLES) -(SQUEALS)
(CACKLES)
(SCREAMS)
BOTH: The wolf! He’s got her!
(RED RIDING HOOD SCREAMS)
(WOLF CACKLES)
(SCREAMS)
(SQUEALS)
(GRUNTS)
Open the door and let me in!
(GRUNTING)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
(POPPING)
(SCREAMING, POPPING CONTINUES)
(PLAYING MUSIC)
(SINGING) Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf
Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
He’s a great big sissy