(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(SINGING) I build my house of straw
I build my house of hay
I toot my flute, I don't give a hoot
And play around all day
I build my house of sticks
I build my house of twigs
With a hey diddle diddle I play on my fiddle
And dance all kinds of jigs
I build my house of stones
I build my house of bricks
I have no chance to sing and dance
For work and play don't mix
(PLAYING WHO'S AFRAID OF THE BIG BAD WOLF)
He don't take no time to play
Time to play, time to play
All he does is work all day
You can play and laugh and fiddle Don't think you can make me sore
I'll be safe and you'll be sorry
When the wolf Comes through your door
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Big bad wolf, big bad wolf
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
-I'll punch him in the nose -I'll tie him in a knot
-I'll kick him in the chin -We'll put him on the spot
(BOTH IMITATE GUNFIRE)
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Big bad wolf, big bad wolf
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(WOLF LAUGHING)
(SINGING) Open the door and let me in
Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin
I'll huff and I'll puff And I'll blow your house in
(INHALING DEEPLY)
Curses.
Well, they're too smart for me. Guess I'll go home.
BOTH: He's gone.
(SINGING) Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf...
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
BOTH: Who's there?
(SINGING) I'm a poor little sheep with no place to sleep
Please open the door and let me in
(SINGING) Not by the hair of our chinny-chin-chin
You can't fool us with that old sheepskin
(GRUNTS)
I'll huff and I'll puff And I'll blow your house in
(INHALING DEEPLY)
(GROANS)
(SINGING) See, I told you what would happen
When that big wolf came around
Only bricks and stones are wolf proof Now, at last, you're safe and sound
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf...
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Who's there?
I'm the Fuller Brush man. I'm working my way through college.
-Thank you. -(GRUNTING) Now I got you.
(SCREAMING IN PAIN)
(GROWLS)
(SINGING) By the hair on your chinny-chin-chin
I'll huff and I'll puff And I'll blow your house in
(INHALES DEEPLY)
(PANTING)
(LAUGHING)
(GASPING)
(SCREAMING)
(HOWLING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(SINGING) Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Big bad wolf, big bad wolf
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?