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[MAN] IT WAS MY IDEA.
ALL MY STUPID IDEA.
AND IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BLAME
BLAME ME.
THE THING IS, I HAD A PLAN.
IT WAS ALL WORKED OUT.
EVERY LAST DETAIL.
NO ONE WAS MEANT TO GET HURT.
THIS WHOLE WEEKEND
WAS MEANT TO SET THINGS RIGHT.
BUT IT'S LIKE THE MAN SAID,
EVERYBODY'S GOT A PLAN,
UNTIL YOU GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE.
[PHONE RINGS]
-YOU GOT HIM? - A BIT OF A PROBLEM.
OH, LAY IT ON ME, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?
NEW RESTRICTIONS AT IMMIGRATION.
APPARENTLY, THEY HAVE TO BE CAREFUL
ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF BELL-ENDS THEY ALLOW
IN THE COUNTRY THESE DAYS.
-THERE'S ALWAYS A DANGER WITH THOSE TWO. -YEAH, I DROPPED YOUR NAME.
THEY SAID AS LONG AS THEY'RE WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES,
THEY'RE ALLOWED IN.
[SHOUTING]
WHO INVITED TERRENCE?
OH, YOU DID.
-REALLY? -YEAH.
I PLEAD TEMPORARY INSANITY.
NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THAT.
BET YOU'RE NOT EVEN PACKED, ARE YOU?
OF COURSE I AM.
YEAH, I'VE GOT TWO COCKS.
AH, SO THERE IS ONE IN YOUR PANTS
AS WELL AS ON YOUR HEAD.
NICE. NICE.
WELL, I'M OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE
SO IF YOU HAVEN'T SETTLED
BY THE TIME I GET TO YOUR DOOR
YOU WILL BE STANDING THERE LIKE A LEMON?
YOU'LL BE SHARING A ROOM WITH TERRENCE!
BUT IT'S MY STAG.
EXACTLY.
[LAUGHS]
THREE SECONDS...
TWO...
WHOO.
ONE.
OH, EASY!
OH, IT SUITS YOU, ROY.
AH, SOMEONE LEFT IT ON THE PLANE, MATE.
-WHEN IN ROME, EH? -I'LL REPEAT WE'RE NOT IN ROME,
OR INDEED MEXICO.
[LAUGHING] HEY COME IN!
OH!
-NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO, T. -MATE, YOU'RE KIDDING.
A PACK OF WIDE HORSES WOULDN'T HAVE STOPPED ME.
ALL RIGHT, BOYS, RULE NUMBER 101,
I WANT NO TEXTING, NO CALLING,
NO FACEBOOKING THE MISSUS, ROY.
PHONES IN THE HAT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
-OOH. -THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
ROY.
WAIT. LILLY WILL KILL ME.
OH, COME ON, FUCKFACE, IT'S THE RULES.
WAIT, GIVE IT BACK.
COME ON.
AND PLEASE MAKE THAT--
THAT'S NEW, BE CAREFUL, WILL YA?
-LOOK, GUYS. -[LAUGHING]
KNOCK IT OFF.
-OH COME NOW, ROY. -MATE, WE'RE ON HOLIDAY.
MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE ONE PHONE UP THERE
JUST IN CASE WE RUN INTO A BIT OF TROUBLE.
YOU SCARED ALREADY?
WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU TWO, YEAH.
COME ON, HENRY, I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE YOU
A WEEKEND YOU'LL NEVER FORGET, MATE.
WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT, LEON.
MATE.
UNTWIST YOUR KNICKERS, MATE.
YES.
[TERRENCE] SHOTGUN.
OH, THAT MEANS YOU'RE IN THE BACK.
OH, WHOA, WHOA. COME ON, GUYS.
I DIDN'T PAY THROUGH THE NOSE TO SIT IN CATTLE CLASS.
WE'LL SWAP.
COME ON!
i¡AÁNDALE!
-i¡AÁNDALE, ANDALE! -i¡VAMOS!
♪ HAVE LOVE
♪ OH, BABY WILL TRAVEL
♪ AH-HA
♪ HAVE LOVE, OH BABE I WILL TRAVEL ♪
♪ I SAID IF YOU NEED A LOVIN' MAN ♪
♪ MMM, I'LL TRAVEL
♪ OH I'LL TRAVEL
♪ WOW!
[TERRENCE] WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GO INTO IN A PUB
AND THEN A STRIP CLUB?
TRIED AND TESTED. SINCE THE DAWN OF MAN.
[HENRY] SUCH A CLICHEÉ.
[TERRENCE] WHAT'S WRONG WITH A CLICHEÉ?
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT A CLICHEÉ IS CALLED A CLICHEÉ
BECAUSE CLICHEÉS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE FUCKING GOOD?
NO, OF COURSE NOT, SWEETHEART.
IT'S NOT GONNA BE LIKE THAT.
I WANT THIS WEEKEND TO BE SPECIAL
NOT SPENT WATCHING SOME BIRD
FLICK HER CLACKERS IN MY FACE.
WHAT'S NOT SPECIAL ABOUT THAT?
HAPPENS TO YOU EVERY DAY, DOES IT?
IF IT DOES, I'LL LEAVE THE ROOM.
YES, I PROMISE.
LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS WHEN YOU GET ASKED TO PACK
A PAIR OF HIKING BOOTS FOR A STAG WEEKEND,
IT'S USUALLY GOING TO BE SHIT.
AREN'T YOU A TWAT.
OH, PISS OFF. THESE ARE ITALIAN, YOU MUG.
[ROY] OH, I KNOW, LOVE.
I JUST THINK IT'S ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE
IF YOU HAVE TO TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF.
-AND THESE POOR-- -LILLY, TERRENCE,
ROY IS CURRENTLY INDISPOSED
AS WE'RE ABOUT TO STOP AND CHANGE THE OIL...
ON SOME CHEERLEADERS.
[LAUGHING]
LILLY, LIL-- HELLO?
I-- I THOUGHT WE WERE MEANT TO SWAP?
DON'T WORRY, MATE. THE VIEW'S MUCH BETTER FROM BACK HERE.
♪ MM-HMM
♪ I'LL TRAVEL...
WHOO!
[GOATS BLEAT]
[LAUGHS]
RACE YOU TO THE BAR, FELLAS!
OH, I THINK ME BLADDER'S GONNA EXPLODE!
[SIGHS]
IT LOOKS GREAT, MATE.
WELL, I SUPPOSE THE HILTON
WOULD HAVE BEEN SUCH A CLICHEÉ.
OW!
[LAUGHS]
[CHUCKLES]
[BELL DINGS]
-HOLA. -HOLA.
-[SPEAKING BROKEN SPANISH] -QUE?
-"PISSARIO?" -EL BAÑO?
OVER THERE. YES.
[CLEARS THROAT] TENEMOS UNA RESERVA
-MM-HMM. -NOMBRE JOHNSON.
JOHNSON. YOU'RE MR. JOHNSON.
-WELCOME. -MM-HMM.
FOLLOW ME.
HE WANTS TO CHOP THAT IN HALF
LIKE THEIR FIREWOOD.
THE KEYS. YOUR ROOM IS UP THAT WAY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
DE NADA. AH, YOUR FRIEND.
HE'S WAITING FOR YOU.
BUKAKKA!
MAX!
[LAUGHING]
NEVER LEAVE A MAN BEHIND.
FINALLY WRAPPED MY TOUR LAST WEEK.
EVERYONE, MAX. MAX, EVERYONE.
TERRENCE. GOOD TO HAVE YOU ONBOARD, BROTHER.
HOW YOU DOING, MAN.
-HEY? -WHOA!
-NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU, MATE. -THANKS, MAN, YEAH.
-ROY. -ROY. HOW YOU DOING?
HELLO, MATE. LEON, BEST MAN.
OH, THIS IS THE BEST MAN.
I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
ALL GOOD, I HOPE.
[LAUGHING]
SEÑORA LILLY ON THE PHONE FOR ROY?
AH, YES, THAT'S ME.
SORRY, BOYS. SO SORRY.
HOW THE HELL DID SHE DO IT?
SHE'S LIKE A ONE WOMAN GPS.
AND A PAIR OF FRIED EGG TITS.
COME, LET'S EAT.
[MEN CHUCKLING]
SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING
OUT IN THIS LAND, PRIVATE?
-CORPORAL. -CORPORAL.
I'LL PUT IT THIS WAY. THIS VACATION'S BEEN
-A LONG TIME COMING. -OH, MAN, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
HOW MANY DID YOU KILL?
LEON, MATE, FOR FUCK SAKE,
YOU CAN'T ASK A MAN THAT.
YOU MEAN LIKE KILL?
OR MURDER?
[LAUGHS]
[ALL LAUGH]
LEON, WHAT ABOUT THIS STRIPPER?
-OH, STRIPPER, FUCK, YEAH. -YEAH, MATE.
[CHANTING] STRIPPER, STRIPPER, STRIPPER, STRIPPER.
I DON'T WANT A STRIPPER.
YEAH, SURE YOU DON'T, HENRY, COME ON.
EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN, I'M OFF TO THE TOILET.
TO CHECK THAT I'VE STILL GOT
A PAIR OF BOLLOCKS BETWEEN MY LEGS.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?
-[KNOCKING ON DOOR] -[MAX] YO, T,
T, IS THAT YOU?
YEAH, YEAH, MATE. I'M JUST HAVING A SHIT.
[MAX] COME ON, MAN. SHARE THE LOVE.
-TELL ANYONE-- -"I'LL KILL YOU."
YOU GOT A SECRET STASH.
I SURE AS HELL HOPE THIS SHIT
AIN'T BEEN UP YOUR ASS.
A GENTLEMAN NEVER TELLS.
SO WHERE DID YOU GET IT?
SAME PLACE YOU GET DRUGS ANYWHERE LIKE THIS.
POLICE STATION.
THEY DON'T TELL YOU THAT IN LONELY PLANET.
WHOA. WHOO.
IT'S GONNA BE ONE HELL OF A WEEKEND.
YEAH. HELL BEING THE OPERATIVE WORD.
[CHEERING]
SHE TURNS TO ME.
SHE FIXES ME RIGHT IN THE EYE
AND SAYS, "BASTE ME."
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
♪ AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE PIGGY ♪
♪ WIGWAN OFFICER EVERYTHING JIGGY? FANCY A CIGGIE? ♪
♪ COURSE NOT CAUSE YOU ON THE JOB AND YOU AIN'T CLOCKED OFF NO BIGGIE ♪
♪ 6,7,8,9,10,11 ARE WE REALLY HEADING INTO ARMAGEDDON? ♪
♪ SEEMS LIKE THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SHOVING DOWN OUR THROATS ♪
♪ IT'S OUR FUTURE, LET'S MAKE IT OUR OWN, WHAT YOU RECKON? ♪
♪ I WAS ALWAYS TOLD LIFE WAS HARD ♪
♪ BUY A BIG HOUSE AND DRIVE A NICE CAR ♪
♪ IN SCHOOL IF YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANNA BE ♪
♪ BACK THEN I WOULD HAVE SAID THE FIRST BOY ON MARS ♪
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
TATTOO, MATE.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
[WOMAN LAUGHING]
-WAIT A MINUTE. -WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM?
FUCK IT. ONE OF US IS GETTING HIS MONEY'S WORTH.
COME HERE, SWEETHEART. YOU CARRY ON, DARLING.
-I JUST NEEDED A BREATHER. -YEAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
TERRENCE IS IN THERE MAKING THE MOST OF IT.
WELL, AS LONG AS HE'S HAPPY.
HMM.
WHY DON'T YOU DO IT?
TAKE THE PLUNGE. GET HITCHED.
YOU COULD HAVE YOUR PICK.
[SIGHS]
NO, NO, NO. WOMEN ONLY SEE ME AS A SEX OBJECT.
[LAUGHING]
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET MARRIED.
ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WOULD PIN ME DOWN,
BUT ACTUALLY, IT'S LIBERATING
NOT HAVING TO THINK ABOUT
WHO YOU'RE GONNA SLEEP WITH ANYMORE.
-I'LL BET. -HMM.
IT'S JUST SOMETIMES...
THIS IS GOING TO SOUND REALLY SAD,
BUT, SOMETIMES...
I GET SCARED.
OF WHAT?
SCARED THAT...
[SIGHS] I DON'T KNOW.
DOES SHE LOVE ME AS MUCH AS I LOVE HER?
-[CHUCKLING] -GOD, WHAT DO I SOUND LIKE?
I THINK IT'S A GREAT THING, MATE.
IT'S A GREAT THING YOU LOVE HER SO MUCH.
-IT'S A GOOD SIGN. -IT'S NOT.
IT'S NOT. IT'S FUCKING FRIGHTENING.
BECAUSE IF I LOST HER, I DON'T THINK I COULD--
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LOSE HER, ALL RIGHT?
SHE LOVES YOU.
I KNOW SHE DOES.
YOU KNOW IT TOO, YOU BIG DICK.
[LAUGHS]
-GO ON DOWN THERE. -RIGHT.
[MAN] DO THIS THING, IF YOU MUST.
-GO ON, GO ON! -[SHOUTING]
[HENRY] AND HE'S GOT YOU ON THE HOOD.
[TERRENCE] HE'S TRYING TO SEE WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, TERRENCE.
-[MAN] MATE, TIE YOUR PANTS-- -I'VE GOT HIM, I'VE GOT HIM.
STOP FLIRTING WITH HIM. THERE, THAT'S IT!
-GET IN THE HOLE! -YEAH, HA!
[CHEERING]
-COME ON. -[LAUGHING]
-LET'S SAY WE DRINK-- -OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
-NO, NO, WHOA, WHOA. -HEY, YOU.
-[GRUNTING] -MAX!
FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[COUGHS]
FUCK.
[LEON] FUCK.
SORRY, LEON.
IT DESERVES A LAUGH?
IT'S ABOUT AS FUCKING FUNNY AS HERPES.
SHOTS ANYBODY?
SEÑORES.
WELL?
HAVE THE BOTTLE.
SALUD.
I HEAR YOU'LL MAKE THE WALK TO
CUMBRE DE MONTERO MAÑANA.
AH, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, YEAH.
IT HAS ALL THE-- A MAGICAL PLACE, TOO.
MIGHT EVEN SEE THE MONTERO HIMSELF.
WHO?
THE HUNTER.
THE LOVER OF ALBA FUENTES.
UH...THE HUNTER.
[LAUGHING]
-[MAN] I'LL BE ALL RIGHT. -[HOSTESS] ¿BIEN?
HIM.
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
SHOW IT TO THEM.
SHOW IT.
[MAN] ALBA WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL
WHO EVER LIVED.
BUT WHEN HER FATHER DISCOVERED
HER LOVE FOR THE HUNTER,
HE HAD HIS HEAD TORN CLEAN OFF BY DOGS.
HIS SPIRIT SEARCHES FOR THOSE WITH DARKNESS
IN THEIR HEARTS.
THOSE WHOSE HEARTS ARE CLEAN HE LEAVES ALONE,
BUT THOSE WHO ARE NOT...
HE WILL...
[STRETCHING SOUND]
[LIGHT THUD]
-[LAUGHING] -IT'S NOT THAT BAD, FRIEND.
P-PLEASE.
OH, WELL.
ADIOS, MUCHACHOS.
YEAH, ADIOS, MATE. GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
WELL, I AM EIGHT OUT OF TEN DRUNKER.
BRIGHT AND EARLY TOMORROW, BOYS.
UH, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
YOU COMING TO BED, HONEY?
QUICK SLASH, THEN I'M ALL YOURS.
[WOMAN CRYING]
[SOBBING]
-[CLANG] -[PANTING]
[LEON AND HOSTESS MOANING]
[PANTING, MOANING]
[HOSTESS LAUGHING]
[RUSTLING]
-[THUDS] -[HOSTESS LAUGHING]
[RUSTLING]
TWENTY MINUTES, LADIES.
-[RETCHING] -[LEON SPEAKING SPANISH]
[MAN SPEAKING SPANISH]
-OH! -HOLA, CHICA.
-THAT IS GOOD. -[LAUGHING]
- WELL, IT'S SORTA CHAFING. -OH, MATE, MAN UP.
WE NEED A LITTLE BIT OF EYE CANDY IN THE BUSH.
IS HE THE REASON YOU DIDN'T COME BACK TO THE ROOM LAST NIGHT?
-I GOT US A GUIDE. -ALL RIGHT.
IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
-ABSOLUTELY. -GREAT.
RIGHT, WHO'S GOT THE GRUB?
AH, ROY'S ON IT.
OH, HYGIENIC. ON MY FUCKING WATCH.
GOOD MORNING.
MY PATEK PHILIPPE'S BEEN STOLEN.
PROBABLY ONE OF THESE FUCKIN' SPICS.
-HEY, HEY. -THAT'S NOT COOL.
WELL, WHO THE FUCK IS HE?
TERRENCE, THIS IS CARLOS, OUR GUIDE.
GUIDE?
[COUGHING]
FUCK ME, I DIDN'T THINK
WE WERE TO COME IN FANCY DRESS.
THIS IS TOP QUALITY GEAR, IT IS LAD.
THEY EVEN THREW IN THE HIKING STICK FOR FREE.
THAT'S A SKI POLE, DARLING.
EXQUISITE TASTE, YOURSELF, TERRENCE.
OH, LIKE YOU WOULDN'T TRADE RIGHT NOW.
COME ON, SOLDIER, LET'S GO.
I'M QUITE ENJOYING THIS, APART FROM THE UNDERCARRIAGE.
[CAR HORN HONKS]
[MAX] WHERE ARE WE HEADED?
JUST UP THERE.
IT SAID IN EMAIL, AND I QUOTE,
"A CASUAL STROLL."
YEAH. GONNA BE A DODDLE.
WE WANT TO GET THERE AND SET UP CAMP BEFORE DARK,
SO LET'S NOT FUCK ABOUT, ALL RIGHT?
GREAT, NO FUCKIN' ABOUT. WHAT FUN.
HEY, HEY, HENRY, UM, ABOUT LAST NIGHT--
I UM--
NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, MAN.
WE ALL HAD A LOT TO DRINK LAST NIGHT.
YOU KNOW I DON'T WANT TO LET YOU DOWN, RIGHT?
[LEON] YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT TO SAY, HENRY,
YOU ARE LOOKING RATHER FETCHING IN THAT COMBO.
[HENRY] CAN YOU JUST KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS
JUST FOR THIS ONCE, EH?
[TERRENCE] OH, COME ON, H,
YOU'RE THE CLOSEST THING TO A BIT OF PUSSY
-WE'VE GOT OUT HERE. -[CHUCKLING]
[HENRY] MAX, CAN YOU DEAL WITH THESE BACKED UP
HORNY BASTARDS ABOUT TO JUMP ME?
[MAX] DON'T ASK ME.
I'VE BEEN IN THE DESERT FOR SIX MONTHS.
[LAUGHS]
RIGHT. BEST SEX FACES, EVERYBODY.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SEEN A SEX FACE?
AT LEAST I'VE GOT A WOMAN.
-READY? -[ALL LAUGHING]
-LOVE IT. -OKAY, ROY.
-INWARD. -ROY?
OH, NO, NO.
-ALL RIGHT, GUIDE. -[GUIDE] QUEÉ BOTOÓN ES?
WHAT'S HE DOING?
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
AH, HE'S STILL GOT THE BLOODY CAP ON.
-[ALL GROAN] -STOP!
WE'RE TAKING IT.
[INSECTS BUZZING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
IT DOESN'T SAY, MATE.
NOT EVEN ON THE MAP.
CONOCES ESTE LUGAR, CARLOS?
RIGHT.
PLACE IS LIKE A PEDOPHILE'S FUNERAL.
WHERE'S CARLOS?
CARLOS!
YO, CARLOS!
CARLOS!
[LEON] CARLOS!
[CLANGING]
[CLANGING CONTINUES]
[CREAKING]
[TERRENCE] WHAT THE?
FUCK ME.
IT'S LIKE THE ETCHING.
THE HUNTER.
SUPERSTITIOUS PEASANT.
WHAT THE?
[LAUGHING]
YEAH, FUCKIN' HILARIOUS.
WHAT IS THIS?
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
HE'S HEARD STORIES OF FOLKS OFFERING UP SACRIFICES.
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
IN RETURN FOR PROTECTION.
-WHAT FOLKS? -PROTECTION FROM WHAT?
-"PROTECTADOS" DE QUEÉ? - LA MALDAD.
THE DARK.
YEAH, I'VE GOT AN IDEA, BOYS. HOW ABOUT WE FUCK OFF.
-YEAH, I SECOND THAT. -OH, YEAH, LET'S GO.
COME ON, ROY.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
[CHATTERING]
LEON, WAIT UP.
CHECK THIS OUT.
-WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? -IN THE SHACK.
-WHAT, YOU FUCKING NICKED IT? -NO ONE'S GONNA MISS IT.
[HENRY] CARLOS IS HANDING OUT CHOCOLATE.
ANY TAKERS?
UH, SIÍ, SI, ME.
-[ROY] GRACIAS. -AND ME.
[BIRD CHIRPS]
AYE, BASTARD.
I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'VE GOT THE TIME ON YOU, HAVE YOU?
OF COURSE NOT.
THAT'S TWENTY GRAND THAT WATCH COST.
I KNOW, TERRENCE. IT'S A LIFETIME SALARY
FOR SOME OUT HERE, AIN'T IT?
WHATEVER.
WELL, YOU CHUNDERED ON YOURSELF.
WHERE?
[TERRENCE LAUGHS]
VERY FUNNY.
I NEED A PISS, FELLAS.
DON'T FORGET TO SQUAT.
[BRANCHES RUSTLING]
[EAGLE SCREECHES]
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
THERE'S A TORRE OVER THERE.
I DUNNO IF THAT HELPS.
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A TORRE IF YOU WAS MARRIED TO ONE.
[ROY] I SWEAR TO GOD, THAT IS A TORRE.
WE DID THIS STUFF AT SCHOOL.
THAT IS A RANDOM PILE OF ROCKS.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT A TORRE IS.
IF YOU SAY SO, ROY.
GOOD TO SEE OUR GUIDE
IS EARNING HIS MONEY ANYHOW.
HE'S NOT LOCAL, ALL RIGHT?
COME AGAIN?
HE'S A BUS DRIVER FROM BUENOS AIRES,
IF YOU MUST KNOW.
I THINK NOW IS AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY.
FOR WHAT?
A BIT OF GRUB.
LEON? IT'S TIME TO EAT.
[TERRENCE] WHAT YOU GOT IN THERE?
STEAK, CHORIZO?
[MAX] MAKE MINE A STEAK, ROY.
[ROY] HOLD YOUR HORSES, BOYS.
BOYS, I'VE LASTED THIS LONG,
BUT I AM RED RAW UNDER THE UNDER CARRIAGE.
AH!
NO. NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I MUST HAVE LEFT THEM BEHIND.
-DON'T FUCK ABOUT, ROY. -I'M NOT.
I HAD THEM IN THE KITCHEN
AND THEN I FELT SICK SO I WENT OUTSIDE.
AND YOU'S WERE ALL HURRYING ME UP. SHIT.
-COME ON, ROY, LET'S HAVE A LOOK. -NO.
YOU WERE GIVEN ONE FUCKING JOB.
[ROY] IT'S NOT LIKE I DID IT ON PURPOSE.
I WASN'T WELL, WAS I?
-YOU'RE A FUCKING LIGHTWEIGHT. -FELLAS!
-THAT'S IT. -WHAT YOU DOING?
I'M GOING BACK.
- WHAT? - WHAT?
SERIOUSLY, MATE.
I'M HUNGRY. I HATE HIKING.
I'M DUSTIER THAN A NUN'S VAGINA,
AND WELL, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ENOUGH FUCKIN' REASONS.
IF YOU LOT HAD ANY SENSE YOU'D BE DOING THE SAME.
YOU'RE FUCKING JOKING, RIGHT?
YOU CAN'T LEAVE A STAG, MATE, THAT'S THE RULES.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU BUSHSUCKER FUCKERS
TO WHIP EACH OTHER INTO A GAY FRENZY, WHATEVER.
I'M FUCKING DONE.
TEL!
YOU'RE MAKING A MASSIVE DEAL OVER NOTHING.
FUCK OFF, LEON.
COME BACK HERE, TWAT.
LET HIM GO.
IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE HERE.
THERE'S NO "I" IN FRIENDS, TERRENCE.
YEAH, THERE IS.
OH, WELL.
WITH ANY LUCK THAT HUNTER WILL GET HIM, EH?
MATES.
THERE'S NO "I" IN MATES.
[ROY] DON'T WANT TO WALK ANYMORE.
WE CAN'T TURN BACK, TOO.
I KNOW THAT.
SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
FUCK IT. MIGHT BE SOME FOOD IN THERE.
HEY LEON! STICK TO THE PLAN.
YOU CAN'T JUST GO IN.
THIS PLACE IS ANCIENT.
DOUBT WE'RE GONNA FIND ANY FOOD IN HERE.
AFFIRMATIVE.
[MAX] LET'S GO, LEON.
CHECK THESE OUT.
FLINTLOCKS.
WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW?
GRANDDAD WAS A COWBOYS AND INDIANS NUT.
[CREAKING]
[ROY] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
DO YOU ALWAYS TREAT OTHER PEOPLES' PROPERTY
LIKE IT'S YOUR OWN, LEON?
WHERE'S HENRY?
[CREAKING CONTINUES]
-[HENRY SHUDDERS] -[CLUCKING]
HENRY!
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
[RUMBLING, SCREECHING]
WHAT WAS THAT?
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
SIÍ. VAMOS. HE SAID WE SHOULD BE LEAVING.
YEAH, HE'S RIGHT. WE GOTTA MOVE
IF WE'RE GOING TO GET THERE BEFORE DARK, RIGHT?
[EAGLE SCREECHES]
HEY, GUYS!
MMM.
[LAUGHS]
-YEAH. -HERE YOU ARE.
GOOD.
WELL, IT'S NO STEAK.
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
OH, MY GOD, WHAT?
THEY'RE POISONOUS.
[LAUGHING]
MUCHAS GRACIÍAS, AMIGO.
GUYS! GUYS, COME OVER HERE!
LOOK!
[LEON] OH, SHIT.
YEAH.
THAT'S BLOOD.
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT DOING HERE?
HE WENT HOME.
[RUMBLING, SCREECHING]
[LEON] CARLOS, DOÓNDE VA?
CARLOS!
FORGET HIM! WE NEED TO FIND TERRENCE.
LOOK, HE CAN'T HAVE GONE FAR, ESPECIALLY IF HE'S HURT.
-TERRENCE! -TERRENCE!
-T! -TERRENCE!
-HEY, TER. -T!
-YO, T! -TERRENCE!
-TERRENCE!
TERRENCE!
-T. -TERRENCE.
TEL, MATE!
-TERRENCE! -TERRENCE!
TERRENCE!
YO, T!
-TERRENCE! -TERRENCE!
TERRENCE!
-TERRENCE! -TERRENCE!
[MAX] HEY, GUYS, COME ON.
STAY CLOSE!
RIGHT.
HENRY! ROY'S GONE.
[MAX] HUH?
[CRACKLING]
HEY, GUYS, THIS WAY.
[HENRY] NO, NO, NO, WAIT.
[PANTING]
HEY.
ROY!
[SCREAMING]
[RUMBLING]
[ROCKS CLATTER]
[BIRD SCREECHES]
[EXHALES, CHUCKLES]
[EXHALES]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
FUCK.
ROY.
OVER HERE! OVER HERE! OVER HERE!
[MAX] GOTTA GET HIM OUT THERE.
[PANTING]
DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?
[MAX] RUN!
[PANTING]
AH!
IT'S NOT-- NO, OVER THERE!
[RUSTLING]
[FOOTSTEPS]
NO. [COUGHS]
NO. [PANTING]
COME ON. COME ON.
-[GRUNTING, CHOKING] -OH, MAN.
HEY, HEY, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY, MATE.
-IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. IT'S GONNA BE FINE, MATE. -[COUGHING]
YOU'LL BE FINE. IT'S GONNA BE--
[HENRY] SAVE-- SAVE--
SAVE YOURSELF.
NO.
[SOBBING]
-FUCK YOU. -[SCREAMING]
OH, NO.
NO.
[PANTING]
[GRUNTING]
-OH, NO. -HENRY!
-[GROANING] -WHAT THE FUCK?
[SCREAMING] WHAT THE FUCK.
-TERRENCE! -ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME, YOU CHAV?
-[ROY] WHAT'S HAPPENED? -TEL'S BEEN HURT.
-[ROY] JESUS. -[LEON] ALL RIGHT, MATE.
[TERRENCE SCREAMS]
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
-RIGHT. -[TERRENCE SCREAMING]
IS HE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?
CAN'T TELL YET.
FORGIVE ME, MATE.
FOR WHAT?
[SCREAMS] YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
HAND ME YOUR BELTS, QUICKLY!
PLEASE, MATE, I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN.
-[SCREAMING CONTINUES] -I KNOW.
H, DO ME A FAVOR, BACK POCKET,
GET IT OUT.
-WHAT ABOUT N.A.? -HENRY, HE CAN'T.
IT'LL DEHYDRATE HIM. AS A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL, I--
OH, YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING NURSE.
GIVE ME THE DRUGS.
-[TERRENCE] AH! -THEY'RE COMING UP.
FINE. BUT IT WOULD BE MORE EFFECTIVE
IF IT WERE ADMINISTERED ANALLY.
OH, WELL, BE MY GUEST, DOC.
[SNORTS] AH!
WHEN DID YOU START USING AGAIN?
I'M NOT A HEROIN ADDICT, ROY.
WELL, THEN WHY KEEP IT A SECRET?
WELL, WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
-YOU JUST STABBED TERRENCE. -BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO KILL ME.
HE WASN'T TRYING TO KILL YOU.
HE FUCKING WAS!
HE WAS TRYING TO FUCKING SCARE YOU.
SCARE ME? WHY?
WHY DO YOU THINK, LEON?
GO ON! A WILD STAB IN THE DARK.
I DON'T KNOW, HENRY, GENUINELY.
SOPHIA.
-WHAT? -DON'T YOU DARE.
HENRY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
YOU COULD HAVE HAD ANY GIRL, LEON.
ANY GIRL AND YOU HAVE TO GO
AND FUCKIN' SCREW MINE.
THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF REVENGE, WAS IT?
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST PUNCH ME?
WHY HER?
'CAUSE SHE CAME TO ME.
-FUCK OFF. -SHE NEEDED ME.
BULLSHIT.
COME ON, HENRY, YOU KNOW ME.
HOW COULD I SAY NO?
YOU TOOK THE ONLY THING I EVER LOVED.
YEAH, BUT LIKE I SAID, SHE CAME TO ME.
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE FUCKIN' DONE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU COULDN'T COME UP WITH
A BETTER IDEA THAN THIS AM-DRAM SHIT.
YEAH, WELL IT FOOLED YOU, DIDN'T IT? YOU FUCKING SNAKE.
I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT PUTTING A CHILD IN A HOSPITAL
WHILE YOU WERE HIGH ON COKE MIGHT
HAVE MADE YOU GROW UP A LITTLE BIT.
-HEY, HEY, FUCK. NO, NO, NO, NO. -FUCK YOU.
BET YOU FUCKIN' LOVED THIS, DIDN'T YA?
I BET YOU FUCKIN' LOVE THIS.
I BET YOU JACK YOURSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT
THINKING ABOUT THE LOOK ON MY FACE.
WELL, LOOK AT YOU ALL NOW.
YOU'RE FUCKING SAD FUCKING SCHOOL BOYS.
[SCREAMS]
[GRUNTING]
[CHOKING]
HOLD IT, MAX-- HE CAN'T BREATHE.
MAX, GET OFF HIM!
MAX!
OH, FUCK!
FUCK.
[PANTING]
HE'S GOT A GUN.
I SCREWED UP.
WE ALL GOT EMOTIONAL BACK THERE.
NO, I REALLY SCREWED UP.
BUT NOW WE NEED TO GET TEL HOME.
NO, YOU DON'T GET IT.
TEN NIGHTS AGO, MY ENTIRE UNIT GOT AMBUSHED.
SOME KANDAHAR BACKWATER.
AFGHAN ARMY TRANSLATOR
BETRAYED US TO LOCAL INSURGENTS.
WE GOT SURROUNDED.
ONE OF OUR BOYS TOOK A BULLET.
AND IT WAS JUST--
IT WAS JUST HOPELESS.
I SHOULD HAVE STAYED.
IT WAS MY JOB TO PROTECT THE UNIT
AND GET THEM BACK HOME.
NONE OF US KNOW HOW WE'RE GONNA REACT
UNDER THAT KIND OF PRESSURE.
BUT AL WOULD STILL BE ALIVE
IF IT WASN'T FOR ME.
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
MATE.
WE'RE GONNA SORT THIS.
BUT BEFORE WE DO, I'M GONNA NEED YOUR HELP.
HOW'S HE DOING?
THE WOUND'S A LITTLE DEEP.
I MEAN THAT CRUCIFIX HAS BEEN SAT IN THE SHRINE
FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG.
PROBABLY COVERED IN 50 SHADES OF DOG PEE.
[TERRENCE] PISS, ROY. YOU CAN SAY IT.
[SNORTS]
[GROANS] FEEL LIKE I COULD WALK A MARATHON.
MATE, YOU NEED TO LAY OFF THE COCAINE,
-IT'S NOT HELPING. -IT'S HELPING ME.
COME, LISTEN. LET'S FUCKING GO.
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING ANYWHERE IN A HURRY.
WE NEED TO GET HIM TO A HOSPITAL.
DID YOU CHECK YOUR PHONE?
STILL NO SIGNAL.
THAT'S 'CAUSE WE'RE IN A FUCKING CAVE.
[MAX] I CAN CHECK.
HE'S A MENTALIST.
HE'S A BLOODY LIABILITY, HENRY.
HE'S FINE.
IT'S UNDER CONTROL.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, INVITING HIM?
SHUT UP. YOU DON'T GET TO HAVE AN OPINION.
I'M SORRY.
DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING ELSE
TO SAY ABOUT THIS?
ALL RIGHT, FINE, I WAS A DICK,
BUT WHAT THE FUCK?
YOU PUT ON THIS ENTIRE PERFORMANCE
TO MAKE ME WHAT?
WAS IT ALL A LIE?
CARLOS FUCKING OFF? THE FUCKING SHRINE THING?
WHAT ABOUT THE DRUNK LAST NIGHT?
NO, BUT...
BROWN OR WHITE?
GOT CHEESE AND PICKLES?
[LAUGHING]
CHORIZO SAUSAGE?
DOESN'T YOUR FUCKING CONTROL FREAK
MAIL-ORDER WIFE HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS?
[LAUGHING, COUGHING]
YOU'RE PATHETIC.
LEON, EITHER PISS OFF OR HELP.
IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU ANYMORE.
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCK ALL
AND TERRENCE NEEDS A HOSPITAL
LIKE I NEED A NEW BEST MAN.
-HEY. -YEAH?
I GOT NOTHIN'.
WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THE HOSTERIÍA.
AGREED.
FUCKING MILES AWAY.
[HENRY] OH, JUST SHUT UP.
COME ON, TEL.
-ALL RIGHT, CHIEF, COME ON. -WE GOTTA CARRY HIM.
HAS ANYONE TAKEN A LOOK AT THAT BOY, LATELY?
IT'S ALL MUSCLE, MATE.
OH, DID YOUR MUM TELL YOU THAT, DID SHE?
[TERRENCE] YOUR MUM SAID IT.
[TERRENCE GROANING]
[MAX] EASY.
[TERRENCE] YOU'RE NOT GONNA PUT ME IN A CHOKE HOLD, ARE YA?
FUCKING MARINES.
[TERRENCE GROANING]
SHIT, IS THAT?
[LEON] CARLOS. FUCK.
[MAX] COME ON, GUYS, QUICK!
-IS THIS PART TWO OF YOUR STUPID PRANK? -IT'S NOT.
[ROY] HE MUST HAVE STEPPED IN AN ANIMAL TRAP,
OR SOMETHING.
[GRUNTING, PANTING]
[ROY] ALL RIGHT.
GIVE HIM SOME SPACE. GIVE HIM SOME SPACE NOW.
-IS HE ALL RIGHT? -CHECK HIS PULSE.
-I'M CHECKING HIS-- -FUCKING DO IT!
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, ALL RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT, DO IT.
-HOLY SHIT. -JESUS CHRIST.
GOD DAMN IT.
ESTAÁ BIEN?
i¡ESTOY HECHO MIERDA!
WHAT'S HE SAID?
HE SAYS HE'S FINE, ROY.
¿ESTAÁ BIEN AHORA?
OKAY?
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
YEAH, NICE TO SEE YOU TOO, MATE.
[MAX] WHAT'S HAPPENING?
HE THINKS SOMEONE IS CHASING US
AND THAT HE DID THAT TO HIM.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
COME ON, BROTHER.
[WHOOSHING]
[GRUNTS]
-OH, FUCK! -CHRIST!
CHRIST! RUN! GO, GO, RUN!
WHAT THE FUCK?
[ALL SHOUTING]
[TERRENCE SCREAMS] FUCK.
OH, SHIT.
[ROY] OH, SHIT! OH, SHIT!
WHO ARE THE FUCK'S DOING THIS?
-WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. -SHUT UP.
NO. WE'RE TOTALLY EXPOSED OUT HERE.
SERIOUSLY, ROY, PUT A SOCK IN IT.
WE'VE GOTTA MOVE.
-WHERE TO? -BACK AT THE HOUSE.
WE WON'T BE SO EXPOSED THERE. ROY'S RIGHT.
YEAH, AND THERE WERE GUNS.
THERE'S NO WAY I'LL MAKE IT. LOOK AT THE STATE OF ME.
-I'LL HOLD HIM UP. -WHAT?
-I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT THE HOUSE. -NO.
YOU HEARD HIM, HENRY, HE'S A SOLDIER.
-LET'S GO. -HENRY. HENRY!
I'VE GOTTA DO THIS. COME ON.
BE CAREFUL.
I'LL BE FINE.
GO! COME ON!
[TERRENCE SCREAMS]
OKAY, GO! GO!
[TERRENCE SCREAMS]
KEEP GOING, ROY.
[HENRY] TO THE FUCKING TABLE.
GIVE ME THAT.
JUST SECURE THE FUCKING DOOR, ROY.
WHAT ABOUT MAX?
[TERRENCE MOANING]
-HOW DO YOU FEEL? -I'M FUCKING FREEZING, MATE.
'CAUSE YOU GOT A FEVER.
YOUR BODY'S JUST FIGHTING AN INFECTION.
DO YOU MIND IF I HAVE A LOOK?
YEAH.
[TERRENCE BREATHING HEAVILY]
[TERENCE GROANING]
AM I GONNA PULL THROUGH, DOC?
I JUST NEED YOU TO HOLD IN THERE FOR ME, MATE, YEAH?
PLENTY OF LIFE LEFT IN ME YET.
MAX SHOULD BE BACK BY NOW.
DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH, MATE.
OH, PISS OFF, LEON.
HE'S RIGHT, HENRY.
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENED OUT THERE.
WHOEVER IT IS COULD BE AFTER US NOW.
WHO THE HELL IS IT?
WHAT IF IT'S--?
IT'S NOT THE HUNTER.
I'M SORRY. HAVE YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA?
WHAT? OTHER THAN SOME FOLKLORE SPIRIT
IN THE MOUNTAIN?
MAYBE THIS IS DRUG LORD TERRITORY.
[ROY] WHY WOULD THEY BE AFTER US?
TERRENCE?
OH, LEAVE OFF, I PAY FOR MY DRUGS.
[GROANS]
[PANTING]
[SCREECHING]
[GUNSHOTS]
[PHONE RINGS]
IT'S LILLY.
OH, IN THAT CASE DON'T ANSWER IT.
HELLO, LILLY, LILLY.
YEAH, I'M FINE, THANK YOU.
WE ARE TAKING REST IN A LODGE.
-REST. -LODGE?
I'M GONNA BREAK IT TO HER.
WELL, HURRY THE FUCK UP.
LISTEN, HONEY PIE.
THE STAG'S GOT A TINY BIT OUT OF--
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
LILLY, HELP US, WE'RE FUCKED.
FUCKING BATTERY'S DEAD.
AW, FUCK.
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF STUPID....
[ROY] ENOUGH!
PISSING SHITE.
I ALWAYS CARRY A SPARE.
OH, SHIT.
WELL, THAT'S IT, THEN.
ROY WAS THE ONE FUCKING AROUND.
WE WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE A PHONE IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME.
WHAT THE FUCK ELSE YOU GOT IN THAT BAG, ROY?
-[LEON] GET OFF IT. -[ROY] LEAVE IT ALONE.
SAT NAV? PARACHUTE?
AN ENTIRE FUCKING ARMY?
THAT'S NOT MINE.
YOU SLY MOTHERFUCKER.
CARLOS MUST HAVE PLANTED IT THERE.
I SWEAR TO GOD, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
I CAN SMELL BULLSHIT
WHEN IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, ROY.
ROY. DID YOU TAKE IT?
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?
YOU GOT ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT WATCH COSTS?
ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU BLINK IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY.
WELL, I'M DOING MORE THAN FUCKING BLINKING NOW,
AREN'T I?
OH, YEAH, AND WHY?
'CAUSE BEST MATES DON'T STEAL FROM ONE ANOTHER.
I KNOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH THAT WATCH COSTS.
-A YEAR OF MY MORTGAGE. -EASY, ROY.
[ROY] NO, AND YOU!
I'VE GOT A CAR I CAN'T AFFORD TO GET FIXED
'CAUSE YOU DRAGGED ME OUT HERE
FOR SOME STUPID BLOODY HOAX.
AND THAT'S MY FAULT BECAUSE...
EVERYTHING JUST COMES SO EASILY TO YOU, DOESN'T IT?
WE'VE ALL MADE SACRIFICES.
WHAT'S A SACRIFICE TO YOU?
HAPPENED TO GET A PORSCHE BOXSTER
INSTEAD OF A 911?
HOW ABOUT MY FUCKING LEG?
HOW ABOUT THAT FOR A SACRIFICE?
IT'S JUST NOT DONE, MATE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I CAN TELL I'M NOT WELCOME HERE.
ROY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO GO, MATE?
TEXTBOOK LILLY TO ASSUME THE WORST.
THEY'LL SEND HELP.
IT'LL BE LIKE FINDING A NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK.
YEAH, WELL...
WELL, SHE KNOWS WE'RE HEADED TO HUNTER'S PEAK.
[HENRY] ROY, YOU CAN'T GO ALONE, MATE.
I CAN LOOK AFTER MESELF.
IT'S NOT SAFE OUT THERE.
FUCK YOU ALL VERY MUCH.
[HENRY] ROY.
[WIND HOWLING]
[WHOOSHING]
[GRUNTS]
ROY! NO!
DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T.
DON'T. BE QUIET.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
H, WHAT HAPPENED?
POOR FUCKER.
I LOVED THAT THIEVING BASTARD.
WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
BUT, MAX.
HE'S GOTTA BE DEAD, TOO.
I'M SORRY, HEN.
ROY WAS RIGHT.
LILLY'S OUR BEST HOPE NOW.
WE NEED TO MAKE A BREAK FOR HUNTER'S PEAK.
[RUSTLING]
[RUMBLING]
WHOA!
CHRIST, I ALMOST KILLED YOU.
I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK.
[MAX LAUGHS]
[HENRY] SO WHAT HAPPENED THEN?
HE HAD ME.
STARED ME RIGHT IN THE FACE,
AND THEN WALKED AWAY.
-WHO? -THE FUCKING HUNTER, MAN.
BOLLOCKS.
SWEAR MY LIFE ON IT. LOOKED LIKE THE FUCKING SHRINE.
SO WHAT? I LOOKED LIKE THE HUNTER AN HOUR AGO.
THIS WAS DIFFERENT. THIS WAS LIKE NOTHING I'D EVER SEEN BEFORE.
HOW DID YOU GET AWAY?
I DON'T KNOW.
THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ANY SENSE
IS THAT HE SPARED ME SO--
WELL, MAYBE YOU WERE JUST LUCKY.
I DIDN'T RUN AWAY THIS TIME.
YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE, MAX.
I CONQUERED MY DARKNESS, HENRY.
YOU SOUND LIKE THAT OLD FUCKING DRUNK.
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU FUCKING COKEHEAD.
WHERE'S ROY?
WELL, THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
LEON SHOULD BE THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE KILLED.
AND WHY ME?
BECAUSE YOU'RE A CHEATING SON OF A BITCH.
THAT'S WHY.
I MEAN ROY, ROY DIDN'T HAVE NO DARK BONE IN HIS BODY.
WE CAUGHT ROY STEALING.
WHAT?
HE NICKED MY WATCH.
[DISTANT SCREECHING]
HE'S COMING FOR YOU, LEON.
THIS IS BULLSHIT.
YOU CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GUY, HENRY.
LOOK WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO DEBATE THIS.
WE'RE SITTING DUCKS IF WE STAY PUT.
COME ON, TEL.
I THINK I'LL SIT THIS ONE OUT, MATE.
NO DEFEATIST TALK, MATE. LILLY WILL HAVE CALLED THE CAVALRY BY NOW.
-I'LL JUST SLOW YOU DOWN, MATE. -ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GET ON-- WE CAN STILL MAKE IT.
JUST STOP PRETENDING I'M FINE.
BOTTOM OF THE TABLE, RELEGATION
YOU ALL KNOW IT.
ROY JUST COULDN'T BRING HIMSELF TO TELL ME.
OH, COME ON. GET UP YOU OLD GIT.
YOU'VE MADE IT THIS FAR.
IF YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M AS SHAFTED AS ROY.
THAT KID AIN'T GONNA WALK AGAIN.
NO MATTER HOW MANY HAIL MARYS I SAY.
FUCKING N.A. MEETINGS I GO TO.
OH, NO, DON'T YOU START
BUYING INTO THIS DARKNESS BULLSHIT.
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, I'M NOT MAKING IT OUT OF HERE.
YOU CAN'T ASK ME TO MAKE THIS CALL.
I'M NOT, MATE.
I'M MAKING IT.
BESIDES, I'LL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT
IF YOU LOT FUCKING BUY IT 'CAUSE OF ME.
WE'LL BE BACK, MATE.
ONE SHOT, MATE.
MAKE IT COUNT.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
GO ON, FUCK OFF.
[CRYING]
[WIND HOWLING, POUNDING ON DOOR]
[TERRENCE BREATHING HEAVILY]
[RUSTLING]
[GROANS]
[SNORTS]
[SHOUTS]
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTING]
[CHIMES JINGLING]
[CREAKING]
OH, SHIT.
[GRUNTS]
[BANGING, CREAKING]
[PANTING]
[RUMBLING]
[CREAKING]
[WHOOSHES]
[LIGHT THUD]
[LEON] HENRY, LET'S GO!
[SIGHS] WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
-[SIGHS] -UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
YOU STILL DON'T SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING, DO YOU?
FUCK OFF.
DON'T FUCKING WALK AWAY FROM ME.
YOU BETRAYED YOUR BEST FRIEND. AND NOW THREE PEOPLE--
THREE PEOPLE, LEON, ARE DEAD 'CAUSE OF YOU.
MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD BECAUSE OF SOME LUNATIC OUT THERE.
NOT BECAUSE OF ME.
[MAX SHOUTING]
BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T KEEP YOUR DICK IN YOUR PANTS.
OH, SHIT.
NONE OF US WOULD BE HERE IF YOU'D HAVE KILLED
WHATEVER WAS OUT THERE. BUT YOU DIDN'T.
I BET YOU RAN. LIKE A COWARD.
I DIDN'T RUN, LEON.
YOU KNOW, ROY WOULD PROBABLY STILL BE ALIVE
IF YOU WERE ANY KIND OF SOLDIER.
[GRUNTS]
MAX!
STOP!
AH!
NO!
JESUS.
[GRUNTS]
DUDE, ST--
MAX!
MAX, NO!
[EAGLE SCREECHES]
[HUNTER SCREECHING, GROWLING]
[LEON] HENRY, COME ON.
YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR EVERYTHING.
REALLY?
WELL, I DIDN'T ORGANIZE THIS.
ALL THIS DRESSING UP BOWS AND ARROWS BULLSHIT.
I MEAN IT TAKES A PRETTY-- PRETTY TWISTED MIND
TO DREAM THAT KIND OF SHIT UP, MATE.
THE REASON WE ARE HERE, LEON,
IS THAT YOU FUCKED MY FIANCEÉE.
YOU.
SHE CAME TO ME.
DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU
THAT SHE CAME TO YOU AS A FRIEND?
WE HAD A FIGHT. SHE WAS REACHING OUT.
SHE WANTED SOMEONE TO COMFORT HER,
NOT TO FUCK HER.
YOU ARE ALL ALONE IN THIS WORLD.
HUH?
PATHETIC.
I WAS THE ONE WHO FORCED IT.
MY FAULT.
WHEN DID SHE TELL YOU?
SHE DIDN'T.
I FOUND SOME OLIVES IN THE FRIDGE.
OLIVES?
SOPHIA HATES THEM.
AND SO DO YOU.
AND YOU?
YOU ALWAYS LOVED THEM.
OLIVES. OLIVES.
I'M SO SORRY.
I TRULY AM.
[RUSTLING, GROWLING]
[HUNTER SCREECHING]
[RUMBLING]
[GROWLING]
[RUMBLING]
[SCREAMING]
[GROWLING]
HEY!
-[SHOUTS] -[GROWLS]
[WHIMPERING]
[SHOUTS]
[BOTH SHOUT]
WHY IS IT STILL AFTER US?
YOU SAID YOU'RE SORRY.
WE SHOULD BE IN THE CLEAR.
FUCK IT.
IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY.
NONE OF IT MATTERS ANYMORE.
[HENRY] NO, IT DOES.
EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU, I SEE IT.
YOU AND HER.
YOU'RE SUCH A GREAT FRIEND, HENRY,
I JUST WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME.
WELL, LET'S NOT GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT.
IT'S THE LEAST WE CAN DO FOR THE BOYS.
[BOTH SHOUTING]
[SIGHS]
IT WASN'T YOU HE WAS AFTER.
YOU?
I HAD TO FORGIVE YOU.
WELL, COME ON THEN-- DICKHEAD.
BRING IT IN.
[HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING]
[BOTH] LILLY!
♪ THIS IS A MEAN OLD WORLD
♪ FROM BEGINNING TO END
♪ YOU SEE A MAN CAN'T TRUST
♪ HIS VERY BEST FRIEND
♪ MY FRIEND LAUGHS IN MY FACE ♪
♪ BUT BEHIND MY BACK
♪ HE TELLS MY GIRL
♪ THAT I'M A NO GOOD CAT
♪ YOU KNOW YOU JUST CAN'T TRUST ♪
♪ YOUR BEST FRIEND
♪ NO, NO, YOU JUST CAN'T TRUST ♪
♪ YOUR BEST FRIEND
♪ HE WILL CROSS YOU
♪ EVERY TIME
♪ BUT LET ME TELL YOU NOW ♪
-♪ ME AND MY GIRL -♪ CAN'T TRUST HIM
♪ WE WERE DOING ALL RIGHT
-♪ TILL WE MET MY FRIEND -♪ CAN'T TRUST HIM
♪ ONE SATURDAY NIGHT
-♪ HE LOOKED AT HER -♪ CAN'T TRUST HIM
♪ IN A SLY, SNEAKY WAY
-♪ AND MY GIRL AIN'T BEEN RIGHT -♪ CAN'T TRUST HIM
♪ SINCE THAT DAY
♪ I SAID YOU JUST CAN'T TRUST ♪
♪ YOUR BEST FRIEND
♪ NO, NO, YOU JUST CAN'T TRUST ♪
♪ YOUR BEST FRIEND
♪ HE WILL CROSS YOU
-♪ EVERY TIME -♪ CAN YOU TRUST YOUR FRIEND
♪ OH, HE'LL WALK WITH YOU
♪ HE'S GONNA WALK, WALK
♪ EVERY DAY HE WILL WORK WITH YOU ♪
♪ HE'S GONNA WORK WORK
♪ BUT JUST AS SOON AS YOUR BACK IS TURNED ♪
♪ YOUR BACK IS TURNED
♪ HE'S GONNA LIE, LIE ON YOU ♪
♪ NO, NO, NO
♪ I SAID YOU JUST CAN'T TRUST YOUR BEST FRIEND ♪
♪ HE'S GONNA LIE, LIE, LIE DOWN ♪
♪ HE'S GONNA LIE ON YOU
♪ SHE'S GONNA CHEAT WHEN YOUR BACK IS TURNED ♪
-♪ I WANT TO KNOW -♪ WITH YOU
-♪ HE'S GONNA WALK, WALK -♪ EVERYDAY
-♪ HE'LL WORK WITH YOU -♪ HE'S GONNA WORK, WORK
♪ BUT JUST AS SOON AS YOUR BACK IS TURNED ♪
♪ YOUR BACK IS TURNED
♪ HE'S GONNA LIE, LIE ON YOU ♪
♪ NO, NO, NO
♪ I SAID YOU JUST CAN'T TRUST YOUR BEST FRIEND ♪
♪ NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO
♪ I SAID YOU JUST CAN'T TRUST YOUR BEST FRIEND ♪
♪ HE'S GONNA TALK ABOUT YOU ♪
♪ YOU JUST CAN'T TRUST YOUR BEST FRIEND ♪
♪ HE'S GONNA SAY THINGS UNTRUE ABOUT YOU ♪
♪ I SAID YOU JUST CAN'T TRUST ♪
♪ AH, I KNOW
♪ HE'S GONNA LIE...
♪ IF I CUT AWAY THE LIES FROM YOU ♪
♪ WHAT IS LEFT
♪ HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FORGIVE YOU ♪
♪ YOU'RE STAYING ON MY MIND ♪
♪ HOW MANY YEARS DID I LOSE ♪
♪ IS IT THE TIME TO GET BACK TO THE START ♪
♪ WE'VE BEEN HANGING BY A THREAD ALL OUR LIVES ♪
♪ WE ALWAYS WILL DO
♪ YOU'RE ALL I HAVE LEFT ♪
♪ YOU'RE ALL I HAVE LEFT
♪ YOU'RE ALL I HAVE LEFT ♪
♪ YOU'RE ALL I HAVE LEFT
[VOCALIZING]