NARRATOR: Once upon a time in a village far away,
lived a group called the Trolls, that celebrated almost every day.
Hey, that's a rhyme!
The Trolls had holidays up the wazoo!
From Bubble Day to New Hairs Eve, just to name a few.
ALL: Yay!
Enjoying holiday after holiday, they partied without stopping.
They celebrated everything with their leader, Queen Poppy.
(CHANTING) Poppy! Poppy! Poppy!
But across the way, in old Bergen Town,
lived a group called the Bergens whose spirits were down.
They had but one holiday that brought happiness.
A tradition of eating Trolls on a day called Trollstice.
Then Poppy taught them that joy was inside, all along!
So they got rid of Trollstice and their only holiday was gone.
And so, on Trollstice Eve in Bergen Town,
the Bergens, well, now they're just kinda sitting around.
Bo-ring! Bo-ring!
(DOOR OPENS)
CHAD: Got another card from Troll Village.
-Oh, yay. -Thanks, Todd.
-I'm Chad, he's Todd. -Hi.
Yup, got it, Chod and Tadd.
Ooh, look, Grissy, it's another card from Poppy.
"Happy Catch Your Friend Day"?
-Ooh! -What if you drop her?
I mean, we're not insured for that kinda thing.
I would never ever drop Poppy.
-Never. -GRISTLE: Whatevs, babe!
The Trolls have so many holidays.
Too many holidays if you ask me.
Well, I think it's kind of nice having so much to celebrate.
Hey, Bridgie, we do cool stuff too.
I mean, what about all those awesome cards we send back to them? Huh?
POPPY: Huh!
Well, that's consistent.
Branch, Bridget, um, sent another card.
(GRUNTS)
What? What are you doing?
Are you about to barf? I'll go get a trash can.
What? No. I'm practicing my smile.
You know, I'm new to this whole "being happy" thing.
Oh! Well, here, let me help. Smiles are my jam.
Okay... There we... No.
No. Close...
Weird... What the...
Your face is being very frustrating.
What is the deal with these cards?
Monday. Friday. Sunday Mid-Morning?
It's like ever since Trollstice was canceled,
the Bergens don't have anything to look forward to.
I feel really bad for them.
(GASPING)
-Oh! -Uh... No. No, no, no.
I know what that look means.
You're about to hatch an elaborate plan which involves a lot of hugging, singing,
dancing and (GULPS) glitter.
-You know it. -Okay.
Promise me you'll sleep on it before you rush into something like you always do.
Okay.
I won't do anything.
(SINGING) Just call me angel of the mornin', angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
I'm goin' down into the bunker, angel
And I'll be sippin' on coffee in the mornin', baby
-Good morning, Branch! -Ah!
-Poppy, you didn't sleep on it. -Not a wink.
And you probably got a crazy plan.
And yes, I do. I decided the Bergens need a new holiday.
And nobody knows holidays better than us.
We'll just give 'em one of ours.
-And why are we doing this? -Bridget is my best friend.
They deserve to have a day of dancing and singing
and costumes and presents and glitter.
(SLURPS) So much flipping glitter.
Poppy, are you sure this is a good idea?
Absolutely. This is what I do. I take care of my friends.
And this is how we're gonna do it.
First, break into Bridget's bunker and get him on board.
-What? -I'm on board.
POPPY: We set off for Bergen Town
and we arrive with as much dramatic flair as possible.
We see Gristle and Bridget...
-Hey. -Poppy!
POPPY: And do some hugging.
We pitch them our holidays.
Their minds are blown!
(EXPLOSION)
And that's how we're gonna give Bridget and the Bergens a new holiday.
(VOICE FROM CARD READING)
-ALL: Holiday! -(SHRIEKS)
(SIGHS) I'll go put on some pants.
NARRATOR: Certain her holiday mission would be a success,
Poppy chartered a ride on the Caterbus Express.
Bus!
All aboard! Woop-woop!
Guys, hurry up! Come on, let's go.
Welcome to the Caterbus Express! (IMITATING ECHO)
Oh, no...
Hey, guys. Captain No-slappy.
-Queen Poppy. -Cloud Guy.
Please put away all electronics, safely store your carry-ons,
-and hold on to your Dinkles. -(SQUEAKS)
Thank you for choosing the Caterbus, the safest way to travel.
Unless we go into a wormhole.
I'm sorry. Did you just say wormhole?
Now, sit back, relax and feel the love!
(SINGING) People all over the world Join hands
Start a love train, love train
People all over the world Join hands
Start a love train, a love train
The next stop that we make will be soon
Tell all the folks in Bergen Town We're bringin' it all to you
Now please don't miss the train at the station
(MEOWS)
'Cause if you miss it I'll feel sorry, sorry for you
Well
People all over the world
Sisters and brothers
Join hands, come on
Start a love train
Ride this train. Come on, ride it, ride it...
Uh, who's driving the bus?
(CREAKING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Wormhole!
(GULPS)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(LAUGHING)
You guys, I don't feel so good.
(DISTORTED VOICES)
What's wrong, Cooper?
I'm feeling weird.
(ALL SCREAMING)
(LAUGHING)
(SINGING) People all over the world
Join hands
Start a love train, a love train
Start a love train
NARRATOR: After landing in Bergen Town, Poppy continued on her quest.
For her BFF Bridget, she wanted nothing but the best.
Guy Diamond, you're on glitter.
Glitter at the ready!
-Cooper, pyrotechnics. -Fire!
Satin, Chenille, festive outfits.
BOTH: On it.
-Uh, Poppy, about these costumes... -Branch, we've been over this.
It's not a holiday without costumes.
So put on your big boy pants and let's go in there,
in three, two, one.
Stop everything!
-Huh? -Hmm?
-Poppy! -Bridget!
-Pop star. -B-Bop!
-Lolly Pop! -Roller girl!
-Glitter bomb! -Morning jogger.
-Helicopter. -Prim and...
-Proper! -Proper!
-'Sup? -'Sup?
Your hair looks amazing!
-(WHISPERS) It's a weave. -I won't say a word.
It's so good to see you, Poppy!
Um, what are you doing here?
Funny you should ask. Hit it, Smidge!
(GRUNTS)
(VOICE FROM CARD READING)
Lady and gentleman, we are here to solve your problems.
We have problems?
But don't worry, we have the solution.
You guys need a new holiday!
Why do we need a holiday?
How else are you gonna get presents and wear awesome costumes
and play "How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth?"
Hundred and seventy-two. Beat that!
My goodness! Excuse me, have you not been getting our cards back?
Uh... Yeah. I especially love the Wednesday one.
You know, it really made me appreciate the middle of the week.
(GRUNTS) Middle of the week. Told ya, babe.
Look, we care about you guys,
and we wanna make sure you have something to celebrate.
And here's the great news...
The Trolls have like a kajillion holidays, so you can have one of ours!
That's cool! I guess...
Yeah, it is!
(SINGING) You're looking for a holiday
And there's a million things to celebrate
Your life is bland right now, but that's okay
Prepare your minds to get blown away
-Holla -Day
Holi-day!
Poppy, break it down!
(SINGING) The first holiday we're presenting to ya
A sparkly shiny day called Glitterpalooza
Homie Guy Diamond, take the mic
And give the Bergens somethin' they gonna like
When you wake up in the morning
Whether it's sunny or whether it's stormy
Open the door for a big surprise
A blast of glitter shoots in your eyes
ALL: Glitterpalooza, Glitterpalooza. Glitterpalooza!
Ahhh!
Ah! Oh, yeah. Oh, that got in there.
(GROANS) It's my eye.
Maybe the holiday is not really cool for us.
That's okay, we got tons of holidays.
Biggie, tell 'em about Tickle Day.
(SINGING) We celebrate with giggles
Get tickled Get tickled
By spiders
(SHRIEKS)
Tickle Day!
(ROARS)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(SCREAMS)
(SINGING) Clearly not your idea of fun
Yo, Satin, Chenille, show 'em another one
Everyone will scream "hooray" In the electric foam parade
We got lasers that sparkle and glow
So everyone enjoys the show
And there'll be flowers shootin' bubbles in the air
You'll be blinded by the lights but you just won't care
Flip a little switch Get a bubble bomb-bomb
Because a party ain't a party without lasers and foam
Ahhh! It stings!
These don't seem like Bergen things.
(SINGING) Okay, not the holiday for you?
It's all good, we're only halfway through
You gotta be kidding me!
All your family and friends will gather 'round
To enjoy the majestic sounds
A chorus you'll hear from miles away
For 24 hours It's Balloon Squeal Day
(BALLOONS SQUEALING)
Hey, everybody, why don't we just take a cool five?
Mmm?
-Not workin'? -Nope.
Still... Still super weird.
These Troll holidays all suck!
I'm trying to stop her, but she just won't listen.
You have to do something... Ow! Ow! Ow! Todd!
-Uh, Poppy, this whole thing has been great. -Thank you.
-And you're great for doing it. -Thank you again.
But it's a disaster.
Thank... Wait, what?
You know that wise old saying, "Go big or go home"?
-(WHISPERING) Maybe we should go... -Bigger! (CHUCKLES)
Okay, that's not what I meant.
(MUSIC STARTS PLAYING)
(SINGING) It's time to double-down In the speed round
Got a holiday you're gonna like Better stick around
Well, my favorite's Epic Hug Ball Day
That's a big ball of hugs
Or Shock a Friend Day Rub your feet on the rug
And touch everyone you love
There's a very special day We call an Equinox
It's a great opportunity to celebrate socks
Socks, socks, socks, socks, socks
Come on!
Tear Away Pants Day Feel the breeze on your hips
Hear the sound of Velcro going rip-rip-rip!
Why?
Good Luck Troll Day Put a gem on your stomach
Then you spread a little charm Let a friend belly rub it
Rub it, rub it, rub it, rub it, rub it, rub it
Everyone will be so jelly when they see you on the telly
With a shiny pink jewel sticking right out of your belly
On Express Yourself Day Give your opinion a shout
Keep It To Yourself Day Where you shut your mouth
There's a rockin' holiday Filled up with lots of drama
Get you jumpin' all around And we call it "Mosh-sha-sha-na"
Shoot a flare in the air like you just don't care
'Cause it's Fireworks Day in the village square!
There's Bleepy Sound Day Where you only speak in bleeps
You can say anything, like...
If you want a tattoo but you're having doubts
-There's random tattoo day -Which is not thought out!
Smacksgiving Day is a day we embrace
-Especially when someone gets -Slapped in the face
A big holiday that's a bundle of fun
Is Fuzzy Onesie Day, so go put one on
It's a onesie and it's fuzzy and it's cute and ugly-fugly
And we know you're gonna love it when you're feeling super snuggly
(SCREAMING) Stop!
(PANTING)
(GASPS) I used my outside voice.
(EXHALES)
You don't like any of our holidays?
Poppy, all this glitter, and foam
and pyrotechnics...
Don't forget the fuzzy sweaters!
(STRAINED VOICE) How could we?
I guess what I'm saying is...
Hmm! Maybe it's best if you go and stand somewhere, like, where we're not.
Oh! Uh, you mean, like, back here?
Uh...
-How about here? -Mmm-mmm.
You mean, like, over here?
Maybe farther?
-Wait, are you mad at me? -No, I'm not mad.
I'm just feeling a feeling that's the opposite of happy.
-What is happening? -I don't know.
It's like, the nicest fight ever.
Bridge, I think I know what you're trying to say.
(GASPS) Okay, good, because I really didn't want to have to say it.
-You want me... -Mmm-hmm.
-To step back... -Uh-huh.
-So we have room... -Yes!
-To show you more holidays! -What? No!
Like Fuzzy Legwarmer Day, or Chug a Jug of Milk Day...
Poppy, enough!
You're not listening to me!
What do you want me to do?
I think (SIGHS) you should leave.
Oh...
Okay.
(BELL JINGLING)
NARRATOR: The holiday presentation had ended as quickly as it started.
Feeling bad for what she had done, Poppy left, broken-hearted.
BIGGIE: Poppy! Poppy!
Poppy! Poppy, where are you?
Oh, can you see her, Mr. Dinkles?
-(MR. DINKLES MEOWS) -CHENILLE: Where is she?
Hey, guys? Give me a minute.
Poppy, I know you're hiding in your hair.
(ULULATING)
-Ah, what the what? -Not Poppy!
Sorry. Wrong hair.
(SNARLING)
Uh... Poppy, is that you?
(SIGHS) I totally blew it with Bridget.
I... I mean we've never had a fight before
and I'm worried I just lost my best friend forever, forever.
No, that's not possible.
I don't know, Branch.
Well, I do, because I'm your friend.
And you know what?
(SINGING) Friends
(BEATBOXING)
How many of us have them?
Branch? Branch, please stop.
Thank you.
(SINGING) Thank you for being a friend
You know this one.
Traveled down the road and back...
Branch, what's your problem?
(SINGING) You just might have a problem that I'll understand
We all need somebody to lean on
Lean on me when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
You know what? No more Trolls in the castle area.
It's like the Trolls just want us to be like them,
with their happy energy, and glitter, and foam, and lasers...
(WHIRRING)
(SINGING) Holiday
(SOFT GROAN)
Grissy, maybe we shouldn't have been so hard on Poppy and the Trolls.
(SNEEZING)
I mean, they were just trying to do something nice for us.
I guess.
I just can't believe they took a bus all this way
and created an elaborate holiday-themed song and dance,
just to find a holiday for us.
That is poor time management if you ask me.
Yeah, they did do all of that.
Just to try and help us.
I mean, why does she even care so much about what we do?
There's glitter on the ceiling...
Who's gonna get up there and clean that?
BRIDGET: You're right.
She does care.
A lot.
Maybe we do have a reason to celebrate a holiday after all.
(GASPS) Grissy, that's it!
And whose tear away pants are these? What?
What'd I say? Was it King-ish? Did I sound like a king?
Yes! It was super King-ish.
Now get your keyboard ready.
We have work to do!
You see what I did right there, Chad?
That is how a king gets things done.
Very impressive, sir.
(SINGING) You're the best friend That I've ever had
I've been with you such a long time
Branch! Stop!
I keep telling you to stop, and you just keep singing.
It's like you're not even listening to...
Oh, my holy realization, that was what I just did to Bridget, wasn't it?
Phew! There it is. I was running out of songs.
(GROANS) Man.
I got so excited trying to take care of Bridget, and I...
(SIGHS) I wasn't even listening to her.
(GASPS)
(HUMMING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)
(GIGGLING)
Hey, everybody! The tree looks like Troll hair.
Grissy! It's so beautiful.
Bridget!
-Poppy! -This is amazing.
I am so glad to see you.
I'm sorry, Bridget. I was not being a good friend.
I got so caught up in telling you what to celebrate
that I didn't even think about why.
Oh, it's okay, Poppy. You actually helped us.
We realized that the holidays aren't about all that stuff.
Right? Oh! It's not about the glitter or the presents or the decorations...
Although, man, do I love decorations!
But no, you're right, it's not about that.
I'm learning as I go.
Me too.
I think that the holidays are about celebrating the awesome things in life.
And the super-awesome thing in our lives is our friendship with you guys.
The Trolls.
And a friendship like ours is definitely something worth celebrating.
Branch, you're smiling!
I... I am? I... I am!
Wow! That's what this feels like.
You have a very nice smile.
Thanks. Now I can't stop.
Yeah, this is kinda startin' to hurt.
This is really nice, Bridget.
Happy Troll-A-Bration, everybody!
I love it.
And since we're celebrating the Trolls, I thought we could "Troll it up" a little bit.
Hit it, Grissy!
(MUSIC STARTS PLAYING)
(SINGING) Holiday
Come on.
Holiday
Celebrate
If we took a holiday
Took some time to celebrate
Just one day out of life
Everybody now!
It would be, it would be so nice
Everybody spread the word
We're gonna have a celebration
All across the world
In every nation
It's time for the good times
Forget about the bad times
Oh, yeah.
One day to come together To release the pressure
We need a holiday
NARRATOR: And so, Poppy and Bridget took some time to celebrate
and appreciate each other on a brand new holiday.
They would take one day out of life and it would be...
It would be so nice.
(SINGING) It would be so nice Holiday
So happy holidays to all, and to all a good night.
BIGGIE: Oh, there you are, Mr. Dinkles.
-(MEOWS) -Hang on, what are you wearing?
Is that a pipe? Who gave Mr. Dinkles a pipe?
(SINGING) We have got to get together
(MUSIC PLAYS)
CHICKEN: It's a Channel 3 News special report.
A heat wave is baking Chicago, and I scream...
BOY: I can almost touch the water.
CHICKEN: You scream...
(ALL SCREAMING)
CHICKEN: We all scream...
I'm melting.
CHICKEN: ...in this intense heat.
How long will this scorcher of a summer continue?
With rolling power outages and temperatures in the hundreds,
this reporter sure hopes relief comes soon.
I know Mom bought a fan one year and shoved it in the basement.
It's gotta be around here somewhere.
Dealing with an Earth heat wave is still quite strange to me.
(GROANING)
You are being very cool, Tip.
Um... Well, you may be cold-blooded, but if I don't find that fan,
I'm gonna pass out.
Hey! I am your biggest fan, Tip!
-Oh. -(LAUGHING)
Oh, there she is. There's Tip.
-Whoa! Tip, Tip! -(CHUCKLES) You little weirdo!
Where'd you get this stuff?
In this box full of shiny objects and weird cloth-y items.
(GASPS) Oh, man, that's right.
You don't know anything about Santa Claus.
Sant-Oh Clogs?
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, buddy. Check it out.
Santa Claus, he's a magical jolly fellow.
He rides an enchanted sleigh through the sky.
He must have high technology, like the Boov.
TIP: Then he goes down people's chimneys and leaves them gifts.
(GASPS) Breaking and entering!
TIP: People even leave him treats.
(GASPS) Treats!
He only comes once a year in December,
but everyone loves him because he gives them exactly what they want.
Exactly what they wants?
Santa is so cool.
(SQUEALS)
Speaking of cool, found it!
(FAN WHIRRING)
Oh, you wish to lower your core temperature.
I am having just the thing.
Be right back.
Mmm, who am I kidding? This thing stinks.
Fa-da!
Do not be worryings.
Sant-Oh is here!
(LAUGHING)
I have exactly what you needs.
Fa-da!
It is for to lowering the core temperature of the upper region of Boovish appendages.
(GASPS) Oh, wow.
Ahh...
(PURRS)
It cooled down the basement in just a couple of seconds.
I feel so refreshed.
These are amazing little balls.
(GASPS) They're Amaze Balls!
Everyone in Chicago could use one of these.
Thanks, Oh! I'm gonna go show Mom.
Maybe Sant-Oh Clogs could help Chicago get what it needs.
(CHUCKLES)
(GRUNTS)
(CHUCKLES) Shh.
(WHISPERING) You and I will be spreading the magical joy
of coolness to the city, exactly what they wants!
No, no, Koobish.
Go back with the others.
All right, let us go, guys.
Making the world a cooler place.
On, Koobish and Koobish and Koobish and Koobish!
-(ALL CHATTERING) -(GLASS SHATTERING)
Oh, that is why Sant-Oh was enslaving them with rope.
(SINGING) But do you recalling
The most coolest Sant-Oh of alling?
Let's go
Sant-Oh is bringing coolness
To the pretty little humanstown
And when they feel When they feel the coolness
All humans will dance around, and they go
Sant-Oh, Sant-Oh
Ooh
Watch out, that is me
Sant-Oh, Sant-Oh
Ooh
That's me
All of the humans' core temperatures
Will be coming down
When Sant-Oh brings technology to primitive humanstown
Sant-Oh, that's me
Yo, that song was whack!
First stop. I am very nervousing.
But I know with my heart to guide me and the wind in my beard,
I can do great things.
Chicago, I will break and enter your homes.
I will bring you the coolness that you needs.
Because tonight, I am Sant-Oh...
(SCREAMING AND GRUNTING)
(COUGHING)
How do you do it, Sant-Oh Clogs?
(GASPS) A treat!
My favorite!
WOMAN: Muffy, is that you?
-Sant-Oh Clogs must not be seen. -Muffy?
Oh, what's this?
Mmm.
Jawbreakers are my favorite candy.
(PANTING)
-(CRUNCHING) -(WOMAN SCREAMS)
Hearing her joy makes all this worthwhile.
Another stop for Sant-Oh Clogs.
Climbing this tree and enterings through the window
is much less the danger than jumpings down the chimney.
-(ANIMALS SCREECHING) -(SCREAMING)
The tiny claw creatures.
I did not anticipate that.
Shh.
I wonder if real Sant-Oh has to deal with such complexities every year.
(GIRL YELPS)
Ah! You have spotted me.
Well, hello, you lucky little humans girl.
Sant-Oh Clogs is here to deliver you a cool gift.
I sees you have left me a treat.
(CHOMPING) Ahh.
Shh...
(YELLS)
Wow, you are really liking the...
-(SCREECHING) -(SCREAMING)
Tiny clawing creature, please stop!
-(CRASH) -(GRUNTS)
All rights, oh, let us do this the civilized way and go in through the front door.
MAN: Hey! Hey! What's going on?
BOY: What are you doing? Get out!
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
Being Sant-Oh is hard work.
You are the welcome!
WOMAN: Call the police!
(CHUCKLES)
We interrupt this adorable cat video to bring shocking news.
The Boov have done it again.
A jawbreaker lawbreaker has broken into dozens of homes this evening
and terrorized hundreds.
He marks his terror with a calling card that we originally thought to be jawbreakers.
I don't know what it is, and that makes me not trust it.
It could be a suppository.
Yo, that mysterious object's making me nervous.
He's super nervous.
(CHATTERING)
Experts have confirmed that we have no idea what these things are,
so we should fear them.
(GASPS) Those are Amaze Balls.
CHICKEN: If you spot this Boov, do not take the law into your own hands.
Rather take a rock into your own hand and throw it at this evildoer,
who has turned our hot summer into a hot mess.
Classic Boov.
Man, he could be anywhere.
(SIRENS WAILING)
Uh-oh!
(SINGING) Sant-Oh, Sant-Oh
(SIREN WAILS)
Hey, we got you surrounded, jawbreaker lawbreaker.
Oh, you have been spotted me.
OFFICER: There's nowhere to run.
Yes, it is I, Sant-Oh, bringer of the cheers.
(YELPS)
What is going on here? What happened?
I am helpings people.
(GASPS)
Oh, what were you thinking?
Tip, they put me in a net.
I am not understandings this custom.
(SOBBING)
-Buddy... -They put me in a net.
You can't break into people's houses.
It's against the law.
But I was just trying to break and enter, like Sant-Oh Clogs.
You should have heard the screams of joy.
Like, "Oh, who is that? Call the police!"
Aw, (CHUCKLES) those are screams of fear, buddy.
I know you meant well.
I just don't think everyone else knew what you were trying to do.
(GASPS) Wait just a parsec.
That is being excellent with ideas, Tip.
Perhaps, if we show everyone how to use these
they will understand that I mean well.
How you gonna show them that when you're in jail?
I think I am having a plan.
Come on, Tip.
All right, Oh!
Hiyah! Ya! Hiyah!
I am making a break for it.
Please be pursuing me.
You heard him. He's makin' a break for it. Commence pursuing him!
Hey, was that the Boov?
-(ALL YELLING) -(SIRENS WAILING)
Tell us what you're seeing down there, Stu.
Thanks, Chicken. We're live at the scene, where mobs of people
are chasing the Boov bandit.
Would you say he's running from his problems?
Yes, I would, Chicken. This is a classic Boov move.
Classic Boov.
Cla-Boov, as the kids say.
Cloov.
C.B.
-(SIRENS WAILING) -(ALL YELLING)
Man, it looks like it's pretty much all of Chicago down there chasing us, Oh.
Then it is being time.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Aah! Get me out of here!
MAN: Hey, that feels nice.
(ALL SIGH)
Hey, man, can you turns on the AC?
-Ah! -Ah! Sweet relief.
MAN 1: Oh. MAN 2: Oh, wow.
WOMAN: It's a little dose of winter.
Merry cooling to all and to alls a very cool night.
CHICKEN: Our crime-pocalypse has become a cool-mageddon.
What we first thought to be jawbreakers, then mysterious mystery balls,
actually turned out to be new technology from the Boov.
We're calling them Amaze Balls.
Hey, I called them that first!
The Amaze Balls come from one mysterious Boov
who was trying to help in the heat of the moment.
We were all just caught in a net of misunderstanding.
And as for our cool new city, all I can say is, "Classic Boov."
Well, you did it, Oh...
I mean Sant-Oh.
(CHUCKLES) Maybe you should start planning for next year.
Perhaps you are right, Tip.
But then again, maybe I will be leaving that to the big guy.
Hey, what?
I'm not that big.
(CHUCKLES)
(SIGHS)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Home
(MUFFLED WAILING)
(CONTINUES WAILING)
-(SNORING) -(MUFFLED WAILING)
Oh, what are you doing?
Assuming the Boovian position of giving up.
The what now?
The white death is outside
and there is no escapings.
There is only giving up.
No way!
(GASPS) Tip, no.
Do not be looking.
Snow day! Whoo!
I see you are as terrified of the white death as I am.
And now you are putting on your protective gears,
but it will not be saving you.
We Boov have seen alien planets destroyed by the white death.
There's no danger out there, just snow,
so quit being such a Boov about this.
Now get ready for the time of your scaredy-cat life.
-Oh, dang! -(YELLING)
(BOTH COUGHING)
That's my new fragrance youse currently chokings on.
It's called "Dang."
And it makes you hot.
(COUGHING)
I guess it don't work on you, though.
Argh! This stuff burns my eyes!
Sharzod, your fragrance is sizzling my Boov bod.
Your Boov bod is already sizzling.
What is in this Dang?
Well, just my secret blend of oils and essences...
-How exciting. -A gallon of jalapeño salsa...
-I wanna go outside. -And one can of pepper spray.
I'm unveiling it tonight at my fragrance party.
But do you not fear the coming ice age?
Uh-uh! Ain't no white death gonna stop me.
-Can we move this along? -Everybody's coming,
but, Oh, you get my personal invitation
'cause you my special little gentleman.
Of course we will come to your party.
Uh, give us a second.
SHARZOD: I know you did not just close the door on me.
Oh, I don't wanna go to Sharzod's party.
Don't beings ridiculous.
SHARZOD: Did I just hear you do not want to come to my party?
We're gonna be too busy playing in the snow.
You've got to get us out of this.
SHARZOD: I'm not gonna be tolerating no subterfuge.
Uh, Sharzod...
We will be too busy.
(GASPS) "Busy"?
Oh, you know I don't want to be hearing no rejection.
You don't wanna see Sharzod cry.
See you at the party tonight! Dang!
I disappear.
She can't ruin a snow day, right, Oh?
Come on. Let's go, snow boy.
(WHOOPING)
Tip, come ins from the outside!
Tip!
Come on, Oh.
Sharzod's been out here, and she's fine.
That is true, but...
Oh, you beat the Gorg. You can do this.
Who's a big brave Boov?
That would be me.
That's right. Come on.
Come play in the snow. There's nothing to worry about.
Unless you slip, don't do that.
(GRUNTING)
Fluffy, yet also crunchy.
Hey, this is being not so...
(YELLING IN SLOW MOTION)
(LAUGHING)
Tip, what was that?
That was a snowball, silly.
I do not like your snowball.
Well, you better get used to it 'cause snow comes every year in Chicago.
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
(SINGING) There's nothing else on Earth quite like this
Wait, don't!
No way
Our winter wonder show
I am not liking this.
We wait and wait all year to play
Outside in the snow
Snow, snow, snow
We wait and wait all year to play
Outside in the snow
Snow, snow, snow
(BOTH YELL)
You okay?
Let us do that again.
(YELLS)
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That, I still do not like.
(BOOVS WAILING)
What is that sound?
-(CAR HORNS HONKING) -Whoa! What the heck is happening?
(BOOVS WAILING)
(CAR HORNS HONKING)
Attention, all Boov.
You are right to be panicking!
The white death is here and all hope is lost.
We are evacuatings this planet.
Just reach down with your right hand and activate your bubbles of cowardice.
The bubbles of cowardice will fly you to Boovsland
for immediate boarding!
Uh...
-(BEEPING) -Uh-oh!
(EXCLAIMING)
Oh, the Boov are abandoning Earth.
I have a feeling that we must to show them the ways of Earth snow.
Come on, everybody. Let's go. Let's go.
Move, move, move.
Everybody please stay calm as we frantically flee forever.
-Stop! -Stop!
Oh, perfect.
You're just in time to escape this horrid, dying planet.
Kyle, you guys totally need to stop Booving out right now.
Oh!
-Still leaving! -BOTH: No!
Everybody stop!
Do not fear the snow.
Are you crazy?
We've seen this stuff destroy planets.
I once felt the same way,
but look at all the fun you are missing.
Yay! Whoo! Ow, my eye.
-Oh, that's horrible. -That's terrible.
That eye is most definitely useless now.
Oh, wow! Oh, wow!
Behold, a snow re-creation of a winged human.
There is a human shaped like that?
Aesthetically displeasing.
(GRUNTS)
(GASPS)
Oh, where are you going?
The Boov aren't gonna listen to me.
She is right, we find her voice very grating.
Man, these little sass mouths are start...
-(GRUNTS) -(GUFFAWING)
-Oh, that's awful. -Oh, no.
-That looks bad. -That is a betrayal.
(LAUGHING)
Sweet revenge.
-(CHUCKLES) You're toast. -(LAUGHING)
We will be seeings about that.
That looks like fun.
I've always wanted to have fun.
(BOTH LAUGHING AND CHEERING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
The snow is so fun.
-I'm gonna get you. -This is so fun.
Bringings the pain.
(YELLING)
Okay, that is enough the pain.
(MUFFLED) Yay.
I love snow!
Snowball!
(LAUGHING)
What fun. I'm a little cold, but I like it.
Oh, I think I feel my core temperature dropping.
Come have a snowball fight.
No, wait!
(GROANING)
(LAUGHING)
I got you guys so...
Uh-oh!
(GASPS)
Tip, I froze every Boov.
Boovs are having a higher freezing temperatures.
I should never have given up on the Boovian position of giving up.
Oh, think. You're not frozen.
Oh, yeah. Maybe because I am wearing a hat? (SCREAMS)
Well, it can't be that. What else could it be?
SHARZOD: Why ain't nobody at my fragrance party?
Don't y'all want to be hot?
Secret oils and essences,
jalapeño salsa,
one can of pepper spray.
(GASPS) Sharzod made me hot!
Tip, we need Dang
to unfreeze all of these Boov.
Oh. (GRUNTS)
I'm stuck.
Uh, okay.
Tip, you stay here and keep an eye on the Boovs,
and Oh will take Slushious to Sharzod's party.
This will protect your human skull.
-(SCREAMS) -(SHIVERING)
You guys seem cool.
(CHUCKLES) Ooh!
(OH WHIMPERING)
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Dang, dang.
Dang. Dang.
Sharzod!
Sharzod, Sharzod!
Oh, my Boov boy, you came.
Sharzod, can I takes all of your fragrance to unfreeze the Boov?
What? My fragrance?
You are asking to take all of my fragrance?
To save a bunch of Boov?
Who didn't even come to my unveiling party in the first place?
Dang!
But, Sharzod, if we do not use your fragrance, the Boov will freeze to death.
No one will be around to attend your parties.
Do you see anyone here?
No one did attend my party.
Not even you, Oh.
Wait.
Maybe we stills can.
Oh, what are you doing?
-(YELLING) -(AIR WHOOSHING)
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(CRYING)
(EXHALES) Right there. Right there.
Oh, Sharzod!
Look who is here to sees you.
(GASPS)
You guys made it after all.
(LAUGHS)
Now, hurry up and makes them hot.
Let's get hot.
(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
Embrace my scent!
Whoa! (LAUGHING)
Ah! Dancing party.
Whoo-oh! I am very flexible now.
Yeah. Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Yeah.
Tip, I did it.
I am savings the Boov.
Yeah! Now, that's a party worthy of me.
(LAUGHS)
-Are you okay? -Yeah, yeah.
I was getting kind of chilly back there, but now I'm kind of hot.
(SHARZOD LAUGHS)
No, you ain't.
Dang!
EEP: Since the first sunrise,
there have been two things you can always count on.
Family and change.
And both can be pretty painful.
Hi, I'm Eep.
My family, the Croods, went through a lot of changes
surviving what we called "The End."
But this isn't that story.
This is about "The Before," as in, before the end.
The Before was back when we lived in Ahh! Valley.
A neighborhood named after the last words of its founder,
who forgot to check if anyone was already living there.
-(ROARING) -Ahh!
EEP: Life was good.
I was learning how to hunt prey and friends.
(ALL SCREAMING)
My mom had taken a break from gathering to stay home with my little sister, Sandy.
(YELLS)
(LAUGHS)
My brother, Thunk, was... Thunk.
And my dad was the best bonker in the hunting pack.
Yeah!
Working hard to put food on the floor.
All he asked was that everything stay exactly like it was,
and that's exactly when everything changed.
(SNORING)
(SCREAMING)
Mom, Sandy's eating my face again!
Well, did you sleep with your stomach showing, Thunk?
You know she likes easy prey.
Remember what I taught you.
When an animal locks its jaw...
Tickle its closest paw.
(LAUGHING)
Well done, Eep.
And who's Daddy's little predator?
(CHUCKLES)
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
Hey, Eep. No training today.
Teacher got eaten by his lesson.
We're all going to the watering hole.
Come hang out with us.
(GASPS) Can I go to the watering hole?
Uh, I... I don't know.
But, Dad, this is the first time
I've been invited inside the predator defense circle.
Oh, the in crowd?
She would be safer with them, Grug.
Bye, in crowd. Thanks for letting me hang.
Okay, okay, you can go, but don't have too much fun, and...
EEP: Don't drown. Don't splash water spiders.
Don't taunt the wind.
That's my girl, remembering all her don'ts.
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
Grug. My mother!
Hi, family that I love! And Groan.
It's Grug!
(SINGING) Bub-bub-bub-bu-dub
Bub-bub-bub-bub-bu-dub
Bub-bu-dub
Hold on, Mom!
Or give in. Up to you.
(GRUNTS)
-Gran? Excuse me, outcasts. -(GRUNTING)
(GROWLS)
The cold season will return.
Gather food while there's still time.
We're wasting our breath, brother.
This town thinks we're crazy.
Maybe now, brother, but when the valley freezes
and food goes scarce, what'll they think then?
Why, nothing, brother. They'll be dead.
I stand corrected, brother. I stand corrected.
(GROWLS)
(PANTING)
It'll be nice to have this valley to ourselves, brother.
Indeed, brother.
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHS) Getting slow in your old age.
Maybe try usin' my cane, Glop.
It's Grug!
Oh, right. Glop was Ugga's handsome boyfriend.
(SIGHS)
Croods, family tree formation!
(GRUNTING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Come on, we're almost home, brother.
Gah! My back!
I have to rest, brother, or I'll drop this egg.
(CROODS SCREAMING)
I sure hope your back's feeling better, brother.
(GROANS)
(SANDY GIGGLING)
Did you see that, Bulk?
Yeah, Sulk, but I wish I hadn't.
-Ew! -(GASPS)
(LAUGHS)
What a super-funny stunt that I totally did on purpose, right?
Let's go to the watering hole.
Yeah, maybe when you don't smell like eggs.
You're out.
Out of the in crowd?
But I only just got in the in crowd!
Please stop! You're only making it worse!
Outcasts, we're leaving!
(WHIMPERS)
(SIGHS)
You... You are going to eat your egg? (YELPS)
Ugga!
Oh, did you wash your hair again?
With your face shape, it looks better with a layer of dirt.
(CHUCKLES) Thanks, but we need to talk about you, Mom.
This is the third bear owl to grab you this week.
Eh, they got good taste in women.
-(YELPS) -No.
They have a taste for weak prey.
I think you should move in with us.
(LAUGHING)
Uh, hold on, honey, shouldn't we send Gran to a place
more suited for someone of her advanced age?
Like, I don't know, uh, Old People Island.
(BIRD SQUAWKS)
Have fun. You'll be missed.
We're not sending her to a place like that.
We're the only family she's got.
Ha! Pass.
You're coming with me.
Wow! You really are easy to drag off.
Don't worry, Gran, we'll feed you and clean you,
like an animal we catch, but never eat. It'll be fun.
Eh, all right, let's go.
The sooner we get to your cave, the sooner I can start marking my territory.
Ow!
(SANDY SNARLING)
(WHIMPERS) Quit it, Sandy.
I'm not that tasty, or am I?
(SLURPING)
Okay, got my lunch, uh, but anybody seen my hunting rock?
I think I see it. Big and hard and lumpy?
It's right on top of your neck.
(GRUNTS)
That's my seat.
This butt says it's mine.
(GRUG GRUNTS)
You know what? That's okay.
I've got to get to the hunt anyway.
About that, now that we have another mouth to feed...
Huh?
How much more food could you bring home from the hunt today?
Uh, none.
Says the lazy lump.
Go take a bait shift!
(GASPS) Good idea, Mom. Problem solved.
Ugga, no.
All right, let me explain how hunting works.
You have bait and you have bonkers.
Bait lures the food...
Oh, no! I'm weak and helpless!
Guess I'll just rub these berries on myself while I wait to die.
(SCREAMS)
GRUG: Bonkers bonk the food.
And sometimes the bait.
Good hustle, guys.
Every hunter starts out as bait
and yes, bait takes home more food.
Oh, no, I am weak and delicious.
(YELPS)
But keep in mind that,
and I can't stress this enough, honey...
Oh, no, I'm weak and...
Aw, just eat me.
...you also have to be bait.
So, when I became a bonker, a good bonker, mind you,
some would say the best bonker,
I promised myself that I would never be bait again.
And I promised myself I would never share a cave with my mom again,
but we all need to make sacrifices now that she's here.
Like, I need to gather more food,
and Eep has to watch Sandy and Thunk.
Wait, what?
Hang out with Eep? All right!
(GIGGLING)
Can't you hire the babysitter?
(GROANS) She's sitting for the Clops.
(GRUNTS)
But, Mom, the watering hole.
I need to get back in with the in crowd.
You can still go, just bring your brother and sister.
And me.
-This cave is already crampin' my style. -(GRUG GROANS)
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Mom, if you were the in crowd, would you let that in?
(MUFFLED) Ta-da! Told you I could do it!
-(SIGHS) -Ooh, yeah. That's gonna be rough.
Good luck!
Send out the bait!
Good yelling, brother, but next time have a little fun with it, like...
(SINGING) Send out the bait
Be serious, brother.
Send out the bait, or your kids will starve and your mothers will cry...
(SINGING) Send out the bait and hop on one foot
Send out the bait to rub your tummy
Eat me! I'm weak but delicious!
(SCREAMS)
Oh, Munk, buddy, I don't know how I'm gonna survive living with Gran.
Hey, well, you know, she's old, right? She can't live forever.
Oh, she might. Gran is a force of nature.
She always eats like it's her last meal, but it never is.
She always has a bone to pick, but never shares it.
She (SCOFFS) never replaces the wiping leaf.
And now, thanks to her, I'm bait, and I hate being bait.
(SCREAMS)
Oh, that's too bad. You are good bait.
Ow! Hey, aim for the prey!
(GROANS)
Nice work, sweetie!
Catch three more and we'll have dinner!
Ooh, there are a lot of these.
Anyone know if they're deadly?
We need a taster on shrub four!
We're gonna need a new taster.
Look, guys, I'm going to see if I can get us in, but you've got to be cool.
-Done. -So, don't shout.
Don't burp, don't eat stuff you find in your ears,
don't make music with your butt.
Excuse me.
You know what? Just do nothing.
Hi, in crowd. Can you open up?
(GROANS)
Are they with you?
What?
GRAN: Who's up for a skin swim?
(ALL GASPING)
It's like she's got enough flesh for two people.
And why is it so scaly?
Wait, where's Sandy?
Ow! Something bit my butt.
(SCREAMING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
(WHIMPERS)
(SIGHS)
(SNARLING)
(CHUCKLING)
Sorry, just a little slip-up,
but I promise if you let us in, they won't be embarrassing...
Anymore.
They'll just stand off to the side and do nothing!
You can come in, but they can't.
That's just how it is. I don't make the rules.
Yeah, we do!
Oh, yeah. We do. (CHUCKLES)
Fine, we'll go make our own fun.
What do you kids wanna do first?
Go ramu tipping or moon the sun?
-Let's moon the sun! -Yay!
Eep, you in or you out?
-I'm out. -(ALL GASP)
(BOY VOCALIZING)
Stop singing!
Sorry.
THUNK: Is this safe, Gran?
Dad says, "When in doubt, don't. Just... Just don't."
(SCOFFS) Your dad doesn't know fun. I do. Literally.
I knew the caveman who invented fun.
Really? Where is he now?
Oh, he's dead. Now cue the mask!
(THUNK SCREAMING)
(MOOING)
Stampede surfin'.
THUNK: Whoo!
Great baiting today, Grug. You're a natural.
(GRUG GROANS)
Mighty fine baiting, Grug.
Way to make yourself look so weak and pathetic. (CHUCKLES)
Really sold the whole "giving up on life" thing.
Yup. You are definitely our bait from here on out, Grug.
You know until you... (IMITATES CHOKING)
Today, I was bumped, bitten, bruised, battered and bashed.
And I'd rather go through all of that again than go home to Gran.
Be grateful for the family you have, Grug.
Remember, I lost mine.
Still no idea where you left him, huh?
You really should search more.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, and lose myself, too? No, thank you.
Uh, if Gran just had somewhere else to go, but we're the only family she's got.
Not like I can find her a new family.
(CHEERING AND LAUGHTER)
(WHOOPING)
Look what Gran taught us!
(THUNK LAUGHING)
Nice belt, Grunk.
Does it come in cavemen's? (LAUGHING)
Know what? I think I will try finding you a new family.
-Anyone need a grandma? -I do.
Bye, Grug. Bye, new grandma.
Go ahead. You think I like livin' with you, Grunk?
It's Grug! (GRUNTS)
Wait, you don't wanna live with us?
No, you're loud, you're obnoxious, and you always tell me what to do.
No, no. Those are my complaints about you.
I had it good.
Sure, all kinds of critters tried to eat me,
but none of them ever called me embarrassing.
The only one who wants me livin' with you is...
-Ugga. -Ugga.
So, we need to convince her that I can still take care of myself.
It's pretty hard to do when every time you come to visit
it's in the mouth of another bear owl.
(GASPS) You big, dumb idiot. You're a genius, Grug.
It's Grug! Oh, you said it right that time.
Yeah.
All right.
Hangin' with the in crowd.
(LAUGHS) You know, I've always wondered what you guys do in here.
You're lookin' at it.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
And you do it really well.
Uh, but, well, what do you do for fun?
I mean, I bet it's awesome, like... (GASPS)
What if we jump off cliffs?
-No way! What if we fell wrong? -(GRUNTS)
We'd look stupid!
Okay, uh...
Look, Eep, now that you're in the in crowd
you can't do anything that might make you look uncool
or trying too hard, or trying at all.
So, that means we do nothing?
She gets it.
(GASPS)
(CHUCKLES)
(GRUNTING)
Hey, guys, need a hand?
Sandy, do you hear something?
Uh-uh.
Look, about earlier, I said some things, you said some things.
Sounds like Eep, but she'd never be here because we embarrass her.
Yeah, but it turns out that embarrassing is a whole lot more fun.
Huh. So what are we doing here?
So, we just roll down?
This is getting faster.
Oh!
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(GRAN LAUGHS)
This is your plan?
Who's even gonna wear this? Huh?
(LAUGHING)
Looks like you kids are havin' fun.
Who wants to have more fun?
I do, if I don't embarrass you too much.
Oh, all family's embarrassing,
but we'll always be together.
Now help me trick your mom, so I can live on my own.
Ugga, I'm home.
Oh, no, bear owl!
I hate saying this, but help me!
(GASPS)
(GROWLING)
-Grug. -(SHRIEKS)
(GRUNTS)
Get away from that big, dumb animal, you even bigger, dumb animal!
Hee-yah!
Ha! Look at me takin' care of myself and then some.
(GRAN GROWLS)
So, we're pretending?
Okay!
-More family fun. -(GRUG AND GRAN GASPS)
Who should I be?
-Bear owl! Bear owl! -Bear owl! Bear owl!
Eh. How about I pretend to be a hunter instead?
Let go of my handsome hubby, you beast.
-THUNK AND EEP: Mom! Bear owl! -(SANDY GIBBERING)
Okay, fine, I'll pretend to be a...
(SNARLING)
Bear owl!
BOTH: Ugga! EEP AND THUNK: Mom!
(SNARLING)
(UGGA GRUNTS)
Tickle, tickle, tickle.
(GROANS)
So, not ticklish? (CHUCKLES)
Bet you don't remember me, do ya?
Oh, you do?
Well, if you want to eat this big, brave idiot,
you got to eat through my tough old hide first!
(SNARLING)
And if you wanna eat her, you have to eat me.
(SANDY SNARLS)
You wanna eat one Crood, you gotta eat all the Croods!
Um, I appreciate all the love, but how about it eats none of us?
(SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL GASPING)
(PANTING)
-Croods, family tree formation. -(GRUNTS)
That includes you, Gran.
(YELLS)
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
I get the plan.
(SCREAMING)
(ALL GASPING)
(BEAR OWL SCREECHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(CHEERING)
Would you look at that, brother?
Ain't that something, brother?
-I blame you, brother. -I blame you, brother.
Whoa! That was really cool.
I know.
Uh, I mean, they look stupid, but also awesome.
So, is doing stuff cool now?
Should we start doing stuff? Tell me, Sulk.
I need to sit down!
The in crowd doesn't know what's cool anymore!
This system has failed us!
(CRYING)
Guess that's it for the in crowd.
Hmm. Good thing I'm running with a much cooler crowd now.
Oh, yeah. Who?
Our family.
We are the cooler crowd.
(GASPS) We are?
Whoo-hoo!
Normally, I say, "Don't" to anything new, but just this once I'll say, "Do."
Do move into our cave.
But only I sit on my slab.
I promise nothing, Glop.
Whoa, you two agree on something?
Yes. We both love you.
Aw!
But we still disagree on everything else.
Oh, yeah. Big time.
EEP: Yes, life is changing for the Croods, but it's all workin' out.
Well, almost.
(SINGING) Oh-oh, oh-oh
Whoo
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Whoo