Miss, calm down.
Get down first and let's talk, okay?
No, I want to see him! Tell him to come to see me!
Mr. Hung is on his way.
Get down first.
No!
- Get him over here now! - Mr. Hung.
- Your girlfriend is there. - I want to see him!
Hey, Susan.
Tiger.
What are you doing? Are you threatening me with your life?
No, I'm not threatening you.
I'm really sad!
If you be with me, King of Heartbreakers, you have to be prepared to get hurt.
You're so unreasonable!
Don't do this to me.
Forget it. Where's the negotiator?
There she is.
Susan!
Tiger.
She talked to the stewardess earlier.
She went up there after knowing you're dating the stewardess.
I think you're also dating her.
I can't handle this.
Who's the one in charge?
She's over there.
Susan!
Tiger.
- I think you're also dating her. - Tiger!
Three persons are jumping off a building. Where's the fire marshal?
Over there.
Tiger.
Tiger!
Susan.
- I think you're also... - Yes, I'm also dating her.
- Mr. Hung, what should we do? - Tiger.
- Tiger! - Tiger!
Stop it!
Keep quiet!
Let me think.
Miss Security, I have a reason to believe that you're the most rational woman here.
Any advice?
What should I do?
Are you hitting on me?
You're not only pretty. You're smart too.
Hey!
- You hit on me before. - Really? When?
When I was 16.
You dumped me in less than a week.
Do you know how sad I was?
What's your name?
Susan!
- You didn't jump off a building, right? - No, I just slit my wrist
and took over 500 sleeping pills.
Hey!
What are you doing?
Getting a tan.
Getting a tan?
They're jumping off and you're getting a tan?
What's your name?
- Susan. - What?
You...
What's your number?
99172717.
Which level is your suntan lotion?
Level eight.
You should use level two.
This place is so dirty. How can you get a tan?
You should come to my place.
- I have a tanning bed. - Where do you live?
You can get a natural or artificial tan there.
What a coincidence, Doctor.
Is it still slow?
I can't believe I turned out this way after those girls beat me up.
This has nothing to do with the beating.
You're too much of a playboy.
You overexerted yourself sexually.
Doctor, you have to help me.
I did everything a Western medicine doctor could.
Go to a Chinese medicine doctor.
I did.
They asked me to go to a Western medicine doctor.
Then we have to try something extreme.
How extreme?
I believe there are only three places in this world that can cure you.
Which three places?
First, Shaolin. Second, Wudang.
They won't cure people like you though.
Why?
They'll see you as a lustful pervert.
Then what about the third place?
The third place used to be as famous as Shaolin and Wudang,
but not anymore in modern times.
People don't know about them now and they'd soon be forgotten.
What's it called again? I can't recall now.
Think about it!
Emei!
MR. TIGER HUNG
Hey.
Aren't Emei an all-women sect?
They're our colleagues in China. They're here to protect you.
Mr. Tiger Hung?
NORTHEASTERN ICE TRAIN TOUR
Mr. Tiger Hung?
Where are the people from Emei?
Mr. Tiger Hung?
Get her attention.
Hey, over here!
If Tiger Hung is known as King of Heartbreakers,
it means he's handsome.
Why are you asking those ugly people? You're so stupid!
What's your name?
May.
May I ask who's Mr. Tiger Hung?
- Let's go! - Take the bags!
Wise up.
MOUNT EMEI SECT
Fuck!
They didn't tell us it's not accessible by car.
Hey!
How much farther is it?
We're almost there.
I've had it.
Play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors?
The loser will carry me.
Hurry.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Lower.
- Come on. - Goodness.
What's that?
A cable car.
- Where is it going? - Up the mountain.
Why aren't we taking it?
It's expensive, 80 dollars per person.
It's 400 dollars for the five of us.
It's not worth it. It's not that far up.
It's not that far up?
EMEI
More stairs?
It's a mountain after all.
Forget it.
Get your Master to see me.
I'm the Master.
You're the Master?
I'm just in charge temporarily. Something happened in our sect.
Did everyone die except you?
Mr. Hung, can you promise me something?
Don't hit on my sect mates.
We're very innocent here.
I can get girls in Shenzhen or Zhuhai, if I want.
Why would I climb so many stairs for that?
Since you've promised me, I feel at ease then.
Hey, it's safe now!
It's safe now!
What happened? Did you burn the rice?
No, May.
The Third Sister said that it's safer to disguise ourselves this way.
You barbaric, mountain people.
Even my men won't be interested in you.
- Yes. - Yes.
Mr. Hung, I feel more at ease hearing you say that.
I'll show you to your rooms first.
Prepare dinner for Mr. Hung.
Yes, May.
Is there something wrong with his eyes?
How can such a beauty exist among barbaric, mountain people?
The one on the right in yellow with short hair looks quite elegant.
The one hiding behind the tree who's chubby with braids is quite cute.
- How can she compare to the Fourth Sister? - The Third Sister is the best.
She's mine.
Forget it. The boss has his eyes on both of them.
Didn't you notice how he looked at them?
Also, don't mess with the second one from the left,
the fifth one from the right, and the two behind in the middle.
We won't stand a chance against the boss.
This way, please.
This is where you'll stay while you're recovering.
Please enjoy.
Do you like the food?
Hey.
What does "shit" mean?
It means we're cursing out your shitty Emei sect!
I see. Good thing I asked.
I learned an English word again.
- May. - Yes?
What does "shit" mean when they said it?
They were cursing out our shitty Emei sect.
- What? - What?
May, you're too nice!
When Misery returns,
- they're all dead. - Yes.
When Misery returns, we're all dead.
Practice your sword fighting, May.
Here, eat more.
- You can do it. - Yes.
- You can do it. - Eat more.
- You can do it. - You can do it.
Put on your clothes.
Put on your clothes!
- What's the matter, boss? - Let's go.
- Where are you going, boss? - We're leaving.
- What is it, boss? - They're a fraud.
I dreamt that I died from their treatment
and people were laughing at me for believing them.
There's no cable car at this hour.
- Yes. - I don't care. I'm leaving!
I got so much money. Can't I find a way? Let's go!
Hey!
I've got money!
Start the car and I'll give you money!
Hey!
So what if you've got money?
Shut up or I'll let the dogs out!
Boss, let's go.
It's freezing.
No! We'll walk! Rock-paper-scissors!
- Rock-paper-scissors! - Rock-paper-scissors!
- Boss! - Boss!
Hurry.
Where are you going?
It's that way.
Hey!
Damn you!
Boss, just endure one night.
Just one night. At least we have shelter over our heads, boss.
I told you Emei is a fraud!
Are you letting me down or not?
Boss.
Let go of me.
Wow, they're incredible.
What's so incredible? Can they fly?
Boss.
Do you consider that incredible?
Let's go back. Don't let anyone see us.
- Okay. - Come on.
Boss, we don't see it.
Boss, there isn't any.
That's impossible!
I dreamt that they used wires!
I agree. They must have taken them out in the morning.
Let me test her.
Take it easy on her. She's a girl.
Hey, don't hit her in the face!
Sisters!
Why are you here?
May, what's the matter?
I'm not sure either. They sneaked up on me for no reason.
May!
I'm sorry.
Hey!
This is bad! Fatty wouldn't wake up.
You two always focused on dressing up instead of your training.
- I'm sorry. - What happened?
What happened?
I'm sorry.
Self-defense is an instinct. Don't do that again.
- Boss, Emei is for real! - Each of you must train harder.
No internal injuries. His liver is intact.
His lungs are intact.
Show me your tongue.
What did you do?
You're 30, but you have the body of a 70-year-old.
You're better off dead.
Is it that serious?
Heart.
Liver.
Spleen.
Lung.
Kidney.
Can hugging trees heal people?
Yes, you can absorb its spiritual aura.
This tree is over 500 years old.
Hugging this tree makes me think about the girls I once dated.
One was quite beautiful, but her legs were as thick as this tree.
Another girl has great legs,
but her skin was as rough as this tree.
There are ants.
There's an army of them!
Congratulations, you're so lucky!
Emei ants are good for your illness.
They crawled into my pants.
- They're moving upward... - Let them be...
- They're biting me. - Let them be.
They're biting my penis!
That's where your illness lies.
Let them bite you.
Do you need to stick so many needles in me? I look like a hedgehog.
The more I put, the faster you'll heal.
I once dated a girl who got a spiky hairstyle for no reason.
She didn't know it made her look like a pig.
She looked so ugly.
She had a darn hot body though.
Of course I didn't want to lose my chance with her, but she was really so ugly.
While we were doing it,
I really had the urge to cover her face with a pillowcase.
Hey.
It hurts a bit.
The next batch of needles will hurt.
Should acupuncture hurt?
That's how the Emei style is.
The more painful it is, the faster you'll heal.
Hey. It hurts so much!
Why were you looking under the skirt of our Grand Master?
I'm not sure why I had the urge to look underneath.
I knew what was inside, but I just had to see it.
Once I saw a Scottish guy wearing a skirt. I also wanted to do the same.
Fine.
You're really sick.
You don't need to cure that anyway. What kind of treatment are we doing today?
I'll teach you the Revitalization Exercise.
Revitalization?
Sure.
FEILAI HALL
Why? Can't you follow?
I can't even see it clearly.
There's a simpler one, but it only has an 80 percent healing effect.
Eighty percent is good enough.
Kneel down.
Hit yourself this way.
This way.
Hit yourself here too.
And here too.
That's easy.
I'll hit with my left hand first?
The order doesn't matter. The important thing is to hit your face.
When should I stop?
Until you're red and swollen, with some broken capillaries.
Wouldn't I look ugly then?
Well, we have to do the complicated exercise then.
I'll never learn that even after ten lifetimes.
Your Grand Master must have been pretty when she was young.
I think her breast is 36G.
Hey, do this too.
It has a 90 percent healing effect.
I can't talk then.
You'll find a way.
I thought of a really hot girl I dated.
She was 42G,
but her legs were only 28 inches long.
The other one is the exact opposite.
She had 42 inches legs, but her chest size is only 28.
It would be good if I see her now.
I forgot to hit my mouth.
Let me do it now.
It's so painful!
I'm having such a hard time!
Have you found it yet?
I can't pee!
- I'm in so much pain. - I found it!
Eat that. You can pee right away.
I thought of a girl I dated from China.
- When will it take effect? - Immediately.
Stop, you can't outrun it.
Hey, don't be embarrassed.
You're sick.
I really feel utterly embarrassed.
I remember another girl I dated.
She'd wet herself whenever she's sad.
- So I... - Hey.
I found something good.
What's good about it?
It releases toxins.
EMEI
I knew this day would come.
Misery has become crazy.
There are only 23 of us,
but she left 29 handprints.
Left for men, right for women. The right handprints represent us.
The left handprints represent Tiger and his four men.
Then, what about the one on top?
That represents Misery herself.
She plans to die with all of us.
Then how about these?
What do these footprints represent?
Those are Misery's footprints.
Misery made it big.
She's wearing Nike.
No, the other foot is wearing Adidas.
She must have just gotten them from the trash.
Misery is so poor.
How can the Emei Master turn out this way because of a man?
Master, this is bad!
Master, he's not going to make it!
I'm in pain.
I feel stiff all over. Could it be poison?
- Get their bags. - Okay.
Hey, what are you doing?
Something happened in our sect. I don't have time to play around with you.
I'll heal you now.
Boss!
Emei needle!
Stand back!
- Boss. - Boss.
How do you feel, boss?
Take one packet per day. You'll be fine. You may go now.
Can I ask you something?
Sure.
You weren't seriously healing me before?
No.
I was playing a prank on you the whole time.
I wanted to teach you a lesson on behalf of all the girls you've hurt.
Fuck you!
- Hey. - Hey.
- Forget it, boss. - Don't.
She saved your life after all.
Yes, boss. Look how energetic you are now.
- Thank you, Master. - Thank you, Master.
How should I prepare the medicine?
You have to tell me!
Boil it with three cups of water. Drink it while it's hot!
Should I reboil it?
Yes, reboil it twice!
- Thanks! - You're welcome.
It's starting to get windy.
Let's collect our laundry.
Misery is here. Assume your positions!
It's really raining. Let's collect our laundry.
Don't go!
- Misery. - Don't call me that.
When Master kicked me out of Emei,
I vowed to perish together with Emei.
Today is Master's death anniversary.
Let's go and see her together!
I'll kill myself first.
Then kill you all one by one!
No, Misery!
Are you afraid now?
That day, when Master kicked me out...
Who said Master kick you out?
You kicked Master out.
How did I do that?
Master had already given you her position.
You are the Master. You had the highest position.
I am the Master?
You're still the Master now.
I'm just in charge temporarily.
Then why did I kick Master out?
Shortly after you became the Master, you fell in love with a bad man.
He broke your heart, but Master didn't blame you.
She even comforted you saying, "Everybody makes mistakes."
But you couldn't let it go.
You said you ruined Emei's name.
You pushed yourself in a corner and lost it.
You even asked Master to kick you out.
Master wanted to take you to a psychiatrist.
And you kicked her out.
Then how did Master die?
She was 120 years old.
I killed Master.
Master was 120 years old. She died of natural causes.
Will you listen to me?
I killed Master. So what if I kill all of you?
I'll kill each one of you.
Then I'll kill myself.
Then I'll escape.
You can't win against me without using the Heartbreak Sword Technique.
Heartbreak Sword Technique.
Short-lived Happiness.
You're too slow.
Bitter Argument.
It's not powerful and there are no emotions at all.
Can't Move On.
You call that Can't Move On?
Have you ever been in love and got heartbroken?
Utter Devastation!
You haven't been heartbroken.
How can you do the Heartbreak Sword Technique?
This is how it's done.
Why am I here?
You came to kill all of us.
Oh, no.
My condition is getting worse.
Misery, you must go and see a psychiatrist.
Be quiet!
Who knows how long I'll stay conscious?
Emei disciple, May, hear my command!
As the 28th Master of Emei, I command you to learn
the Heartbreak Sword Technique as soon as possible
and officially become the 29th Emei Master.
You have to stop me.
Otherwise, Emei is doomed.
I really don't know when I'll lose my mind again.
What kind of technique is that?
This is the real Heartbreak Sword Technique!
Your technique is too lousy. It's not enjoyable for me to kill you.
I'll give you one month.
I won't play nice when I come back!
I even dared to kill Master!
Are you scared now?
What is Keep Your Distance?
What is Love and Hate Collide?
What is Underlying Disagreement?
Why are the first seven styles so sad,
but the last style is Love for All Seasons?
Why is Grand Master smiling when she's doing
the Heartbreak Sword Technique?
What is she smiling about?
Why is love so hard to understand?
Love can't be imagined.
You have to experience it yourself.
Misery is right.
Without being heartbroken, how can you perform the Heartbreak Sword Technique?
Practicing only perfects your form, but there's no soul in it.
I know.
I'm willing to love and be heartbroken, but I have no time.
Where can I find someone to pursue me on such short notice
and break my heart?
There are such people!
In this world, there are only three people who can do that.
One is Leonardo DiCaprio.
One is Takuya Kimura.
But they won't help you.
Why?
Because you can't speak English and Japanese.
And they can't speak Chinese.
Who's the third person?
If we need to put a time limit to our love affair,
I hope it's one billion light years.
If we need to put a time limit to our love affair,
I hope
it's one billion light years.
Aren't light years used to measure distance?
Whatever.
Give it to me.
- Give it to me. - No.
- Tiger gave it to me. - Give it to me.
Tiger belongs to me.
- You're stealing Tiger from me! - I'm going to kill you!
- Only Tiger can help you. - Only Tiger can help you.
- Just use the fork to feed me something. - Eat the pineapple.
Have some cherries.
- It's delicious, right? - This is good.
- Is it good? - It's delicious.
What do you want all to do this time?
- This. - This.
Hey, what do you all want to do?
- Don't step on me. - Boss!
Boss!
Boss, look who's here.
- Excuse me. - Stop it.
Stop it.
Wait.
I won't be in your way. I'll come back another time.
I do this every night.
Entertain the girls.
Sure.
- Hey, gorgeous. - Hey.
It's beach night.
Got it. It's beach night.
Hey.
Did you come to see me?
What happened to your hair?
Wow, you're even wearing a dress!
Are you really good at breaking hearts?
Hey.
Hey, come back.
What did you tell them?
Some hurtful words.
Like what?
I told each of them different things.
There are different things you can't say in every relationship.
Actually, I came here today to ask a favor from you.
You dare to ask me a favor?
You tricked me in the mountain. Do you think I'll help you?
I thought that I might just embarrass myself by coming here,
but this is serious.
I'm kidding. Why would a playboy like me bear such grudges?
You're my savior.
Without you, how can this beach night be possible?
What's so serious?
You know that I'm just the temporary Master.
- My sister, Misery... - All right, understood.
What did you understand?
Her name indicates that she has a painful past
and she's good in Kung Fu.
You're not her match.
You said you're the temporary Master.
That means if you can't beat her, you can't be the official Emei Master.
Emei is a big sect.
You must have some techniques to beat her.
But these techniques must be hard to learn.
You can't practice them easily.
You came to ask me a favor. How can I help you?
I'm only good at breaking women's hearts.
By looking at your Grand Master's pose,
the Heartbreak Sword Technique is quite lame.
The sword itself is too ordinary.
Since it focuses on heartbreak, being heartbroken would surely help.
That's why you're here to ask me to break your heart.
So that you can perfect the Heartbreak Sword Technique.
Will you help me?
- Have you found a place to stay? - Not yet.
Follow me.
Before you break my heart, will you pursue me first?
Of course.
But you can't hold my hand.
Sure.
You can't hug and kiss me.
No problem.
You won't sleep with me, right?
Of course not.
You can still break my heart this way?
Of course.
Wow, you're really incredible.
This won't do.
This really won't do.
- How can this be acceptable? - Wow.
What's this?
How can someone stay here?
Let's go.
Do you know that she's my savior?
She saved my life!
Damn it!
Let's go. This place is terrible.
It's fine. This is great.
Thank you.
You two can share that.
I'm sorry.
I've treated you unfairly.
I'm useless.
Hey, don't say that.
You don't know how grateful I am for helping me.
I'm not doing it for you.
I'm doing it for myself.
Actually, during that first night up in the Mount Emei,
I saw you flying around on the roof.
I've already fallen for you.
You're kidding, right?
You can say that it's love at first sight.
Stop fooling around.
I'm tired. I want to wash my feet and go to bed.
Since I met you at Mount Emei
I wanted to meet you again at Kowloon Peak
I'm willing to give you all my riches
Just return 100,000 dollar to me per day
Since we parted at Mount Emei
I can't meet you at Kowloon Peak again
If you're willing to marry me
I'll give my house to you too
Why are you still laughing at me?
Do you love me?
I don't understand English.
What are you saying in the end?
Should I sing it in Cantonese for you?
Long time no see
I'll love you forever
Why are you still...
Wow, it's already midnight.
Where are you going?
- I have to go. - You're leaving?
Yes. If I don't leave by midnight,
my Ferrari will turn into a pumpkin and I'll turn into a frog.
- You're leaving? - Bye.
- I forgot something. - What?
Hello?
Did you kiss me earlier?
You said you wouldn't.
What? Kissing would hurt me more?
It's 4 a.m.
You're coming here at this time? Why?
You miss me?
What do I think?
I don't know.
You can do whatever you want. I'll wait for you.
Leave your name and I'll get back to you.
At 5:00 a.m. today,
the police discovered a damaged Ferrari at Cotton Tree Drive.
There are blood stains in the driver seat. The driver is missing.
As confirmed by the police, this Ferrari belongs
to a rich local businessman, Tiger Hung, also known as King of Heartbreakers.
The reason for the accident is still being investigated.
The police are trying to contact Tiger Hung.
Who are you?
I got into an accident.
You're so seriously hurt?
The car looked fine.
That car is expensive because no matter how seriously hurt I am,
that car would still be fine.
I'm kidding. I'm fine.
See?
This is fake too.
It's fake. I can wipe it off.
Try it yourself.
Am I right?
How about this one?
This one is real.
Does it hurt?
Does it break your heart?
Great. You're falling for me.
- That fast? - The timing is right.
You have to be back for your duel.
- Was what happened last night real or not? - It's real.
I got you a supplementary card.
Buy some nice clothes in the boutique downstairs
- and dress up nicely. - Why?
Because you're meeting my parents tonight.
Why do I need to meet your parents?
The more things I do, the more heartbroken you'll be.
These are my parents.
This is May.
Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Hung.
What a beauty!
Tiger never introduced us to his girlfriend before.
Nice to meet you. We didn't get to prepare much.
This is for you...
I can't accept this.
- You can. - I can't.
- We're family. - I really like you.
Here. I have a bracelet for you too.
Wear them.
You're really pretty.
How drunk do you want her to be?
- Seventy percent? - Eighty percent.
Let us handle it.
Ms. May, let's have some wine.
Here.
- Mr. Hung, I don't drink. - It's okay. We're family.
Cheers. Come on.
Let's drink.
- My turn. - Here.
I want to bet three rounds.
First round, fourth, fifth, and eight.
Second round, fifth, sixth, and ninth.
Third round, fourth, fifth, and second. 50,000 dollars for each bet. Thanks.
Enjoy.
- Let's eat. - Let's drink first.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Come on.
- It's 1982 Chateau Lafite. - Let's eat.
You must try it.
This is Maotai aged 30 years. Cheers.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
This girl can really drink a lot.
I'm not scared.
Cheers.
Done. She's exactly 80 percent drunk.
Look at how she drinks, little by little.
She can really drink a lot.
She knows Kung Fu.
No wonder she is so calm.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Thank you.
Hey, are we leaving?
Yes.
Aren't we meeting your parents?
- We've met them already. - Yes.
Did I do anything stupid? Did they like me?
They liked you so much that they fainted.
That's great. Where are we going now?
Kowloon Peak.
This is Kowloon Peak?
Mount Emei is a holy ground. Kowloon Peak is also sacred ground.
But they're written in different ways.
Of course.
One is Simplified Chinese. The other is Traditional Chinese.
Why are the cars shaking?
It's hard to explain.
How about I just demonstrate it?
First, lower the girl's seat.
Then the guy would go on top of her.
I want to go back to the hotel!
Sure.
- I want to take a shower. - There's no need.
Come on!
Why is there a noodle here?
I want to take a shower first.
There's no need.
Why is there a lobster claw here?
I want to take a shower first.
Why is there a lobster pasta here?
You were busy making horse racing bets.
I was afraid you'd be hungry so I got you some food.
I want to take a shower first.
Go.
It's delicious.
Hey, should I leave some for you?
You didn't eat either. You just drank wine.
Hey.
What are you doing?
Is it okay if we don't sleep together?
Will you be heartbroken enough if we don't?
You can't be the Master if you don't beat her.
I can't do it.
This is bad.
I'm at a loss.
I've never tried breaking anyone's hearts without sleeping with them.
I already told you before.
You can't kiss, hug, or sleep with me.
You agreed with everything.
Men always say yes to everything at the beginning.
Now what?
Then...
Let's be simple, just do it.
There's no need to shower.
No!
What now?
Let's pretend we have already done it.
Is that possible?
Yes.
How?
Hold this.
Did that work?
Of course not.
You're inexperienced indeed.
Let me show you. Come over here.
I'll be you.
Close your eyes.
Gasp with pleasure...
Do it four to five times.
Then smile sweetly.
Slowly turn your head over to the side and look at your man.
Got it?
Do it.
Close my eyes.
Gasp with pleasure
for four to five times.
Then smile very sweetly.
Slowly turn my head over to the side and look at your man.
Hey, you're not romantic at all.
That's how it is when you're married.
Hey, it's just our first time.
During the first time, usually you'll hug and talk.
After talking and talking,
it's morning already.
What do we talk about?
They're just nonsense.
But the women will remember them for the rest of her life.
What about the men?
They forget once they wake up.
Don't go to sleep then.
But I'll get hungry if I don't sleep.
No problem. I have lobster pasta.
I finished it.
- You didn't leave some for me? - I asked, but you didn't answer me.
That's fine.
I still have beef hofan.
- If only we have chili sauce. - I have that.
How do we do it?
During the first night, usually we'll feed each other.
On the second night, we'll fight for the food.
Feed me then.
Here we go.
I'll feed you.
Since I met you at Mount Emei
- Hello? - Hello?
Tiger.
I bought a lot of stuff for you today.
Shirts, pants, shoes. I bought a lot of them.
- Are you happy? - Yes.
Really?
Also, I bought you underwear.
That's how first love is.
Calling Fatty.
The target is coming down.
Boss.
The target is coming towards you.
What are you doing?
What did I promise you?
You said you'd help me.
What will I help you with?
Perfecting the Heartbreak Sword Technique.
How?
By breaking my heart.
Hey.
Where is she?
Split up and catch up to her!
Take the elevators!
- Hello? - Hello? What are you doing?
- I'm scared. - What are you scared of?
I am afraid to be heartbroken.
Didn't you want to be heartbroken?
Can I not be heartbroken yet?
Can't we be happy longer?
Do you have lots of time?
Are you serious about this or not?
Hello?
Say something.
I want to go back to the hotel.
No, stay at my place.
Why should I move to your place?
I want you to be in my clutches.
May.
Open up, May.
Open up.
Do you want to be heartbroken or not?
No, I'm scared!
Damn it. Where's the key?
- Here. - Faster.
Catch her!
Are you in a hurry?
Ben, stop her!
Hey.
Where did she go?
What are you doing?
- I don't know what got into my eyes. - Go wash them.
Come on.
It's dirty under the bed.
Do you think I wanted to do that?
You keep running around.
I won't run away next time. I'm not sad at all.
I want to laugh instead.
Laugh?
You can't cut it.
Can't I cut it?
Get that girl here.
Boss, she's having an asthma attack.
- Relax. - Let me handle it.
Relax.
Done.
I told you it's dirty under the bed.
I won't do it if it's under the bed.
Just pay her.
Time is running out. Think of something!
Get up!
Lend me your bed.
Go to your own bed.
I like your bed. Do you have any problem with that?
Aren't you the girl from last time?
Yes.
It's good to see you. I was afraid I wouldn't see you again.
Is your asthma gone now?
- Can asthma be cured? - Of course.
I prepared some medicines for you.
Boil it with five cups of water.
Don't forget to reboil it.
- Thank you. - Good night.
Is she not heartbroken at all?
Have you taken your medicine?
- Not yet. - Why?
I'm taking Western medicine now.
There might be a conflict.
But I'm not sure how to consult you.
Good thing he asked me to come today.
I'm so glad to see you.
Good thing you consulted me.
I need to change the prescription.
No, let me take your pulse first.
Congratulations, you're pregnant.
It's mine.
The father's not Chinese.
Yes, my boyfriend is from Pakistan.
You can tell?
Yes, the pulse is completely different.
Can I take these medicines if I'm pregnant?
I have to change the prescription.
But be careful of second-hand smoke.
- Bottoms up. - Bottoms up.
Do you want some?
Sure.
It's good to drink wine for breakfast. It helps with blood circulation.
It eliminates toxins.
Bad news.
Boss, Ms. Kate is back.
Where is she?
Outside. Silly Pao is stalling her.
- Eliminate all evidence! Get her luggage. - Okay.
- I'm not done yet. - Clean up the table!
Pick up the fallen hair strands. Kate is really smart.
What's happening? Who's Kate?
Tiger's fiancee. They're getting married next month.
Didn't Tiger tell you?
No.
Tiger doesn't like her.
We're forcing him to marry her.
We don't like her either and she doesn't like us.
Why get married then?
It's a business decision.
It's good for both families.
- Let's go. - He is really not here.
He is really not here. It's really messy up there, Ms. Kate.
- It's too late. - It's your fault.
Who is she?
- A friend. - Tiger Hung.
You're way out of line. Do you respect me at all?
- Listen to me. - You brought that kind of girl home?
She's ugly and has no figure.
And she's from the province! I'm canceling the wedding!
Kate, it's not what you think.
I'm not serious with her.
You're the only one I love, Kate.
Listen to me. Come on, Kate.
Cut!
She's not even watching you.
Are you really hungry right now?
It's delicious.
- Do you really love me or not? - I do.
Why aren't you heartbroken at all?
Earlier, when your parents said you are getting married,
I felt a bit sad.
When I saw her though, I didn't feel anything.
I just felt hungry.
Your acting skills must be bad.
I only told you to lose your temper, yet you threw the cushions around.
You overreacted.
- It's too exaggerated! - You're too exaggerated.
You knocked over the bread and wine.
You're even worse. You can hide the utensils,
but why pick up fallen hair strands?
So what? Women's intuition is very accurate.
They know what's real and what's not.
Why don't you get the real Kate here?
What real Kate?
His fiancee, the one for the business marriage.
You know my relationship with Kate.
We've agreed to be in an open relationship.
If she sees this, at most, she'll say, "Gosh, I'm sorry. Your girlfriend's here.
Sorry about that. Enjoy."
That's all. How will that break her heart?
You don't need me anymore, right?
Why are you in such a hurry?
Do you know how bad your acting skills were?
- Do you want a refund? - Not really.
Do you think you can get away from me?
Try me.
Kate?
I'm sorry.
Your girlfriend's here.
Sorry about that.
Enjoy.
Who is she?
She's my girlfriend.
Tiger Hung, you've gone too far.
Do you respect me at all?
What?
We've agreed to be in an open relationship before marriage.
Fine, but you can't find someone prettier than me.
Have I dated anyone more handsome than you?
I don't think she's prettier than you.
She's not pretty? She's gorgeous!
She's fashionable too.
Most importantly, she wears simple designs nicely.
She's got a great personality.
Aside from eating a lot, she basically has no bad points.
She eats a lot with that figure?
Are you serious with her?
How can I face people when they find out?
What do you want me to say?
I never thought she's prettier than you.
She just looks classy.
You're all so fake.
This is just an act, right?
You're not serious, right?
I'm not leaving. Tell her to leave!
I'm so hungry. I'll finish my breakfast first.
Is it for real this time?
Yes, you have to go.
Can I swallow this first?
No, she wouldn't like that.
Spit it out.
Please.
Stop!
Take your garbage with you! Fatty.
Take care.
What are you doing? Are you new here? Ask her to leave.
You do it.
Hey.
Take care.
"Take care"?
We got along and have become good friends. It's but natural to say so.
Are you trying to cause her harm?
Don't you want her to win the duel?
- Do it this way. - Scram!
Scram!
- Trash everything. - Yes.
What?
What's so funny?
I feel a bit happy.
Because I finally feel a bit heartbroken.
Don't feel happy.
Maintain that heartbroken feeling.
Then make me more upset.
Then...
Okay.
- Return your clothes. - Return your jewelry.
- Return everything! - Return everything!
Don't give it back so quickly.
Refuse so that you'll be more heartbroken.
- No! - Give it back!
Give it back.
Get them back.
Don't grab on to it so tightly.
You're strong.
One, two, three.
Be careful.
Hey, the money's mine.
Yours? Don't you need to pay for food and lodging?
Where would I stay without money?
Who cares? Sleep on the streets or the park.
What will I eat then?
Go through the trash. Get her a taxi.
- Taxi. - Taxi!
Scram!
Take care. Which park should she go to?
- Morse Park. - It's crowded there.
- Triangle Park. - Triangle Park? Good idea.
Driver, take her to Triangle Park.
You didn't give me money.
Handle it yourself.
How will I do that?
I'll give you the money then.
I don't feel heartbroken since you're so nice to me.
I won't pay then.
I won't drive then.
Here you go.
Get in. Take care.
Did you bring your phone?
- It's in my purse. - Give me the purse.
Did you bring the charger?
How can I charge my phone in the park?
Give her some batteries.
Bye.
Remember, maintain your heartbroken feeling.
So you're the Emei Master.
You have a truly amazing and unbelievable story.
I wonder what he's doing now.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Of course they're doing it now.
I suddenly have the urge to practice sword techniques.
It's pouring.
You might get appendicitis if you exercise immediately after eating.
She finally got it.
She's completely crushed.
May?
Heartbreak Sword Technique?
What's going on? Did she do that with her sword?
What are you talking about?
Kids are shooting air guns at us.
Stop it, you punk!
How rude!
Hey, punk. I'm calling the cops!
I'll call 999.
Hey, punk. I saw you.
That worked.
He fell for it.
You're so smart, blind man.
MAY CALLING
Hello?
What's up?
What are you doing now?
It's none of your business.
Hello?
It's pouring here.
I'm soaked.
So what?
Hello?
I practiced the Heartbreak Sword technique.
Really? How was it?
Was it powerful?
I was able to do the three styles, but not the other five.
It means you're not heartbroken enough.
Are you willing to help me?
Yes. I'll think of something tonight.
I'll go and find you tomorrow.
Thank you.
There's a pavilion in the Triangle Park.
Hey! It's lunchtime!
We got your share too.
Come on.
I have no appetite.
You can't eat because you're heartbroken?
He said he'd come and help me, but he didn't show up yet.
He didn't come to find you all week.
He has already forgotten about you!
Don't make her feel upset. She's sick.
I say he's busy with wedding preparations.
He'll come afterwards.
But he'll be married by then.
Did she lose her head again?
Fuck! Air guns again?
You bastard! You punk!
Hey, punk. I see you!
He's not scared. We can't fool him.
Hey, little girl. I see you!
So it's a little girl this time.
I'm not heartbroken enough.
You said you'd come and help me.
I'm in pain!
Me too!
No.
It turns out that inflicting pain is more painful.
How can that be? You're the King of Heartbreakers.
I think I messed up.
I came so many times, but I couldn't do it.
See? The wedding invitation is all crumpled up.
You're giving me a wedding invitation?
I thought you'd surely be heartbroken if you go to the wedding.
I already feel like dying now.
Just forget everything then.
Don't do the duel and don't be the Emei Master.
Aren't the previous heartbreaks wasted then?
I don't want to disappoint you and waste your efforts.
That's true.
On my wedding day, will you...
- I will. - What will you do?
I'll come early and feel heartbroken.
- I thought you'll... - What did you think I'll do?
- Nothing. - What did you think I'll do?
Take me away!
- Kate, don't leave me! - Have some tea first.
- Don't do this, Kate! - Have some tea first.
Calm down.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
Kate is impressive today.
That's strange. Why isn't any of our son's admirers here today?
He's not dating anyone lately.
Let's drink by ourselves.
Kate!
Kate.
Kate!
Tiger!
One of them came.
- He's not an embarrassment then. - Yes.
I thought about it already. I won't practice the Heartbreak Sword Technique.
So you shouldn't get married.
It's a deal!
Tiger!
Wait, what's that stinky smell?
Didn't you shower?
- I did. - Liar.
Where did you shower?
- At the public toilet. - Why did you shower there?
I sleep in the park. Of course I'll shower at the public toilet.
You know that.
You sleep in the park?
That means you're a beggar.
Everyone, there's a beggar here.
Are you playing a trick on me?
Of course.
Everybody knows I'm not magnanimous.
You tricked me in the mountain.
How can I not take my revenge, bitch?
So? Did it work?
Are you heartbroken enough?
I thought coming here won't be enough,
so I thought of another way to humiliate you.
I'm known for being true to my word.
I'd surely keep my promise to help you.
I feel so scared.
I don't know if what you're saying is true or not.
That's how love is.
That's why it breaks people's hearts. Don't you feel like dying now?
Can I ask you a question?
Sure, go ahead.
Have you ever loved me?
Of course not.
It was all make-believe.
There were no real emotions.
It was purely acting.
Thank you for helping me.
You're welcome. What important is that you're heartbroken enough.
I have one last idea for you.
I told you there are things you can't say in every relationship.
Do you want to hear it?
No, you already said it.
Did I?
What did I say?
Hey!
Mission accomplished. Let me settle some things first.
Let's settle this the international way.
What international way?
Let's get a divorce. I want half of your fortune.
We were only married for an hour.
- Forty percent. - Twenty.
Deal.
Tiger, have you ever loved me?
Have you ever loved me?
A little, but there was too much scheming involved.
Me too.
How about her? Was there no scheming involved?
No. It's true.
We even just pretended that we already did it.
You were willing to go that far?
Yes, why?
Love! What a show-off!
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry.
The wedding is canceled.
Please take back your gifts and leave.
FEILAI HALL
Misery.
Don't call me that.
When Master kicked me out of Emei,
I vowed to perish together with Emei.
Today is Master's death anniversary.
Let's go and see her together!
I'll kill myself first.
Then I'll kill you all one by one!
Are you afraid now?
Misery.
I finally understand your pain.
Can we not have the duel?
You look so heartbroken too.
Don't overthink it.
If you have a problem, consult your family or friends.
See a psychiatrist if that doesn't work.
Don't mind how people look at you.
Just don't push yourself into a corner.
That's easy to say, Misery.
I know.
If it's easy, I wouldn't have ended up this way.
I really want to know who's the one who managed to hurt you so much
in such a short span of time.
What's that terrible guy's name?
His name is Tiger Hung.
You're the one who stole Ding Wansan from me!
His name is Tiger Hung, not Ding Wansan. There's nothing similar in their names.
Weren't you listening to me?
- It's from our boss. - t's from our boss.
- There's more. - There's more.
Tiger.
You're still calling me Tiger?
You should call me the Master's Husband.
What do you mean?
When May wins the duel and becomes the Master
and I take her as my wife, won't I be the Master's Husband?
There's no such thing.
Based on Emei's rules, Masters can't get married.
There's such a rule and you just told me now? Move!
May, I got divorced!
Don't be a Master anymore. Be my wife instead.
What are you doing? Do you want me to lose?
I can't do the Heartbreak Sword Technique!
That's exactly what I want!
May, I love you!
It's over. I'm losing.
Since I met you at Mount Emei
I wanted to meet you again at Kowloon Peak
- Stop singing or I'll lose! - I'm willing to give you all my riches...
Boss, it turns out that Misery's crazy!
If May can't beat her, we'll all die!
What? Why didn't you tell me sooner?
Come on!
May, I don't love you. Look at me.
I have so many other girls.
It's useless! You messed up! I'm not heartbroken at all!
Damn it!
No way.
Is there really no other way to beat Misery?
There is.
The eighth style of Heartbreak Sword Technique, Love for All Seasons.
However, since the Grand Master died, no one could figure out how to do it.
What is Love for All Seasons?
I got the gist. What are the first seven styles?
Love and Hate Collide,
Can't Move On, Utter Devastation.
I got it. You'll get over it after you're utterly devastated.
May, I've figured out Love for All Seasons.
Just think of my good points, not my bad points.
Look at the Grand Master. She's smiling while practicing Love for All Seasons.
The secret is Pick Your Battles.
The Grand Master won't be that shallow.
Pick Your Battles? That's so lame.
I'll keep thinking then.
There must be a clue somewhere.
There's a secret guide under her skirt!
"Pick Your Battles.
Just remember the good and not the bad.
That's where the secret lies.
Be happy and love for all seasons."
Isn't that what I said?
What do you know? They're completely different.
Congratulations, May!
He risked his life to help you. That's real.
Misery, you've recovered?
If a relationship can cause you so much pain,
it must have brought you a lot of happiness.
That's how love is.
Misery, you've finally recovered.
We pay respect to you, Master!
- We pay respect to you, Master! - We pay respect to you, Master!
What are you thinking?
I am thinking that if there is another style after Love for All Seasons,
what would it be?
Let me think.
How about Build Your Family?
Sure, but how can that style be done?
If Love for All Seasons focuses on thinking of the good things,
then just think of naughty things for Build Your Family.
What kind of naughty things?
Like this.
Subtitle translation by Coleen Chua