Ouch!
Congratulations, sire
You've shot a tiger
I have?
I heard Ouch!
Under your rule
Even tigers can speak
It's a great omen
Hurrah!
Hunting is...
Just a game
So much more awaits at the Palace
Perhaps...
We shall return
Sire, wait
Hear my plea
You haven't held court in months
Please meet our new...
Imperial Exams Scholar
So troublesome Not at all
He's been standing by
Just send him home...
With your blessings
Hurry, then
I am Yip Ku Shing
Long live Your Majesty!
Rise
Thank you, Sire
So smart
I'll give you gold, silk,
And...
And?
You'll make me a prince?
You wish
There's a new scholar every year
I'm out of sisters
I'll send 2 guards
To see you home
Guard Duen, at your service!
Rise
Thank you, sire
There are two?
Hi.
Your servant, sire.
My name is Lai Liu Po.
My name is Yip Ku Shing.
Truly a scholar
You're bilingual
And you, a fighter, so learned
Honored
Pleasure
This color is great
Pink goes well with gray
Yes, it's so in
His Majesty coughs
The weather is bad
And it rains
Retire to a hot bath
Have a courtesan brew...
Herbal tea
My thoughts exactly
You will see him home
I will do what it takes...
Whatever the danger...
I swear
A question
Yes
In your job, have you killed anyone?
I don't need to
We're always happy
That's most important
Master Scholar
What are your hobbies?
Composing.
Composing?
Composing
Great, I play the flute
We should jam together
Great!
Is it too crowded?
Yes
Well...
Master Scholar
We shouldn't be in here, Decomposing?
Let's get out
Don't
We're going to Guangdong
It's too far to walk
I'll make room
What a nice bag...
Great style
Yes
Perfect with uniform or casual wear
Won't be in China till winter
I pulled connections to get it
Stop!
But I...
I'll get off
No, I...
I'll get off
Let me move
No need
Thousand Pound Drop!
Go!
Dad!
Son, how wonderful!
What up!
He's drunk again
Never early, never late
Whatever the job
I'm on time
Not so loud!
We are pretending to be guards
But as Imperial Geomancers
We are to check his home's feng shui
Same trick with every new scholar
We must see if his feng shui
Will overpower the Emperor's
You stink
Did you wash your hands?
I was cleaning pig kidneys...
For our midnight snack
Never mind
The feng shui here is average
Did his ancestors do great deeds?
I'll ask
No need
They're all drunk
Useless
What do we do?
I wasn't just drinking
I did my job
Your family is kind
Do you do much charity?
We don't have the money
Even for my knock-off shoes
We donate small sums
Help the elderly cross the street
That's all. Cheers!
Cheers!
Nothing remarkable
Their gravesite must be well placed
Where is it?
I asked
Where are your ancestors?
None of your business
You're cute, so I'll tell
Walk along the river
Go south
Past a few hills
That's it
Let's go
Let's change
I can't breathe
I hate turtlenecks
That way
The Yip Family Gravesite
Is it a Drinking Dragon Site?
Drinking Dragon brings riches
The location is perfect
Their descendants...
Will be powerful
They may endanger our dynasty
You missed the tree
East is wood, west is gold
The dragon head faces East
No pimple on the horn
But this tree is a...
Pimple on the horn
If the fruits are delicious
Then the site is failed
Yes!
Sweet, juicy...
I swallowed the seed
These people are fated to be...
Academics only
But What?
Pick the fruits, split them
Give some to the Emperor
Job's done
But it's our job to do our job
We can't let His Majesty...
Take this risk
The Yips' party had...
Cakes and treats...
Prizes and girls
Besides, breaking their luck...
Not only harms them...
Brings evil to us too...
And 3 generations of bad blood
I can't argue with you
Look, a girl!
Where?
No!
We broke their luck
We'll always be the Yips' enemies
But it's our job...
Shut up!
Yellow mud flows
Site fails, Dragon flies
This place will be named for today
Monkey King, Piggy...
Rainbow
You didn't ring!
I'm late!
Ouch!
No
Acne Cream?
Such bad luck
None here, either?
Soy sauce gargle
Salty, but tasty
Such bad luck
Where were you?
However...
It's better than no water
I'll be lucky today
Today is October 9, I'm...
A fire-child
Good for burials, bad for moving
West is lucky
East, south, west!
Face west
May all things go well...
In love and health...
Yip Ku Hung bows to all
These are bad cards...
So avoid peacocks
Pisces is the shifter...
Among water signs
Imaginative and emotional
I know that
Today, green brings friends
Red fortune
Blue is good for type O blood
Today's lucky gems are...
Cairngorm and ruby
My moon sign is Cancer
I must watch my emotions...
And control my neurosis
I'm late!
Oh, no!
Forgot my peach blossoms
Oh, no!
Face west today
East, south, west!
West...
It's my fourth fall
Will I break something?
Miss, want a cab?
Yes, I'm late
Easy
Watch your head
Your feet
Driver
Your car is nice and clean
Great stereo
Flowers, too
So refreshing
I want my customers happy
You look unwell
You read faces?
A little
I was unemployed
But I had foresight...
And learned fortune-telling
Please read me
Let me see you
Sure
Both your parents...
Died long ago
You studied hard
But never did well
Dating is worse
You're often fooled
And taken advantage of
At work, nothing goes well
You are so unlucky
All correct!
How do I solve this?
I don't know
But you're still alive
Someday, someone will help you
You're right!
I've always dreamed of...
A man telling me...
On my unluckiest day...
A knight, with Monkey King and Piggy...
Will come riding a Rainbow
Robbery
No!
I told you you're unlucky
It's the 7th time this month
7 is a lucky number
Bye!
What now?
There's hope
Here's $20
Take the bus
Bye
Yip, you are so late!
It's already 11:45
Is Boss here?
Of course
I made sure he heard me
Give me a break
Do I look like a peacock?
Go away!
Excuse me
Can I help you?
Is this stretchy?
It's 60% cotton, 40% rayon
Not bad
Very stretchy!
Martial artist?
Hollywood action star
Here to work on MOUTTO CORAZON
What's that?
Brazilian remake of DIE HARD
DIE HARD?
May I test...
This suit?
If it works, I'll buy several
Several? Sure
Take your time
Excuse me
Sure
Is he nuts?
Nuts?
He's a Hollywood star
Wants several suits
Really?
Very stretchy
I'll take five
Buy ten, get 5% off
Okay
He's my...
Go away
I'm having dinner with Mr. Chau Yung Fat
I need something formal
It's more expensive
Money is not a problem.
I have the perfect tuxedo for you
May I show you?
Sure
It's on hold
I'm your senior. Boss wants you
When?
Half hour ago
Give me a break!
No way
Help, Boss, don't fire me
I must lay off staff
And it must be you
Help, Boss, I've had...
This job longest
Don't fire me
I can't bear it
Just marry me
Help, Boss!
We have no magic
And you have 3 wives
So what?
They're in Canada, Hunan and Harbin
You won't meet
Help, Boss, don't force me
That's why I'm begging
You like fatty foods
You'll like me, try it
Judge me by my work
I would have fired you long ago
Give me your hand
Leave me alone
I need tomorrow off
Again?
Take me with you
I've waited 3 years to see him
You can't go
See who?
Someone who can rescue me
How is the feng shui in my office?
Wait
Well?
Wait
What's taking so long?
Are you checking for ghosts?
Yes
And if there are?
The needle will quiver
Like this?
Exactly
But it's my phone
Hello?
The floor plan? Beam it
Your forecast for the year
Your office floor plan
Area is 8,000 square feet
I charge $100...
Per square foot
I have money
Great
I've set the color schemes
I'll print it out for you
Remember, at the front door...
Put 2 steps at your logo
It forces people to bow to you
The fortune position is west
Put Accounting there
Human relationships are crucial...
So put a 7-level...
Wind chime in the south
But treat your staff well
Then they'll be loyal
Which is good! Come
This direction is bad
These antennas will kill you
What do I do?
In olden days, you would...
Beat them up, destroy the house
But we're civilized
Buy a Bohemian crystal...
Shield from Prague to block that
You'll feel better! Here!
Not too close
This is a Crack Curse
Winds blow through
And make you sick
You could shut the window
And put cactus there
But you're rich
Put in a plate glass window
The wind can't come in
You're safe
This is a bad year for you
You must wear different charms...
Every month: Snake, horse, cat...
Hello Kitty too
I can't remember all this
I know
So may I suggest our...
Lucky Charm Download...
Package, updated daily with...
Lucky tips and ring tones
Only $18,800 a month
Guaranteed to work
These years have been...
Great for my business
But I'm too busy...
For my husband
Why work so hard?
You don't need money
I have enough for many lifetimes
Are you a workaholic?
I'm really worn out
People are never satisfied
Kings complain of loneliness
What do you want?
When will you stop?
Yes, I get it
I will also...
Learn to enjoy life
Good
Master, when you work...
You're cute
I adjust to my customers
I know about the quality of life
I have a private bedroom
Over here
I'll examine your head board
No need
See if the bed is soft enough
Wait for your staff
What for?
Come!
Tie up your hair
I've been waiting
But there's nothing
We're too early
What shall we do?
Any ideas?
Your business is good
Rich ladies like you
Just coincidence
You like them as clients
Acting as their marriage counselor
I hate that
I'm helping them
And using my degrees...
In Marketing and Packaging
I win again?
Drinks are on you
Just lucky
What do you think...
About fun in the new year?
South-westerly movement is best
Start at Club 97, C Club and...
Kee Club are best at midnight
Then up the hill
To Drop and Home
And to wear?
The usual
Winter-borns need reds, greens...
Clown colors
Summer-borns, blacks, greys...
Silent movie colors
And you?
Any good opening lines?
How do you do and Nice to meet you
Still work
Fortune Star
It goes west
Good for Hong Kong
We must celebrate
Where?
Downtown
Your first appointment?
Forecast reports are $100,000
Briefs are $25,000
Feng Shui is by the foot
Master Lai won't see...
Three kinds of people:
Murderers, evil people, and...
People surnamed Yip
You're welcome
Bye.
The hole is there
I was aiming at you
Can I help you?
I'm here to see Master Lai
This way
You know his exceptions
Of course
Good
Miss Leung Ku Hung?
Yes? May I go in?
Wait
I.D. Check
I.D. Card, please
I.D. Card? Yes
I.D. Card
I didn't bring it
Without it...
We can't let you in
Check your pockets
Here
It's a credit card
Try again
Here
So battered?
What happened?
The surname is partly gone
Leung looks like this
So does Yip
We can't let you in...
To see Master Lai
Come back with a new card
I'll let you cut in
Yes... Please help me
What's wrong?
Are you all right?
I needed Master Lai to...
Pick a date for surgery
Doctor said my tumors...
Are getting worse...
And terminal
I can't wait
Careful!
Where are they now?
My chest
Check and see
No... Check it
It's huge and hard
Really?
As a woman
You see my desperation
Please let me see him
I'm here
Thank you
Strange, I'm cold
This way
You look even better in person
And I'm cute, too
Yes, Miss Leung?
Master, your name is...
Real
Lai is my surname
Po is generational
Liu means fortune-telling ace
It's a great name!
Lai has earth spirit
Liu has fire and Po water
You're winter-born, fire's good
Year of the Dragon: Earth
Scorpio, a water sign
Water, fire, earth
Yours is a perfect name
You're an expert
Are you after my job?
No, I'm an amateur
You seem serious
You moved your seat to...
Today's fortune position
Really?
But these winged cats
Will blow your fortune to me
No
Today's other fortune position is...
East!
Don't stand there
Why not?
Master!
Are you all right?
And the tumors?
She...
Is sick there
She's not sick
Go
Miss Leung
Please sit
Freeze!
We're both here because...
We believe in destiny
Cause and effect
Your life is like a toad...
Climbing a slippery stone
Meaning?
The stone is slippery
Toads are slimy
So climbing is a waste...
Of energy, no progress
But stop, and you die
You'll fall
Exactly
But you comfort yourself...
Get up and happily start over
I'm just stupid
You should be this way
This is a brief
We have little time
Ask your question
Self, home, fortune
Boss wants to fire me
I've given you all my money
If I'm fired...
I'll be broke
So, a work question
You were born in 1977
The biggest event was
George Lucas made STAR WARS
Universe became a pop concept
Thus, you believe...
You can make your own universe...
And you can will things to change...
Like Yoda
I don't get it
Remember:
Bluntness is bad
Smoothness is good
Eat breakfast before work
Chicken is a good tool
Got it?
Yes.
Master...
Time's up
Thanks, Master
Bye
Bless me
Fever, too
My, you're early
Didn't get robbed?
No, and I ate breakfast
What smells so good?
Your favorite roast chicken
Thanks
Freeze!
Your outfit
What about it?
It's great, and the shorts...
Makes your butt perky
So cool
Tonight, I'm playing...
Volleyball
Morning
You're on diet
So I didn't get you food
You liked my lipstick
So I got you one
How much?
It's a gift
Thanks
I'll buy you lunch at Gao's
We've never had lunch together
It's always full
Pull it down, you'll get seats
Witch!
You have a customer
Chicken is a good tool
Just in time
Miss Leung
What you said...
Really worked
Good.
So I need you again
Why?
Miss
I'm a professional
I don't mess with clients
Read it first
All right
What's this?
All that to give me this?
You might say it's ugly
It is ugly
But accurate
Of course!
I drew it according to your new book
I don't get it
Your wise words...
Helped my relationship
But I'm still getting fired
So I need your advice
You're cute
My clients are sad
But you smile
Makes me smile, too
But no free advice
Help me
There are rules
I thought you could help
Then I met you
Now I know you can help
Fortune tellers also wish...
To help others
Help me
Excuse me
I get the chills when you're near
Forget it, then
You have cash?
About $300
Whatever
What?
I said there are rules
Thanks, Master
Your drawing is so ugly
It will take time
Let's have dinner
Dinner?
Then forget it
A movie first
Okay
Don't call me Master
Liu Po
My full name
Lai Liu Po
Master sounds better
This is a left-hand drive
It's for visiting my...
Feng shui clients in China
You're so capable
You need a Chaos Setup
8 am is your lucky time
Be first at your shop.
The cashier
Is a gossipy place
Use gossipy things...
To attack gossipy places
Put gossipy magazines...
By the phone
South is best for you today
The stock room
Stay inside
Until when?
You'll know
Put this on your desk
Lay it flat, you'll be fine
Chaos will reign all else
Hi!
Are you up?
No? So late!
It says here, Bruce Lee still lives
Wait, I have a call.
Good morning!
You want Boss? Please hold.
This one says...
Jacky Chen is a woman
Wait, I have a call
Good morning!
Hi, you're looking for Boss?
I'll put you through
Hi, movie star!
Where's Polyester?
Yes?
Why me?
What?
What!
Someone at Chau Yung Fat's...
Dinner said my suit was his
He had the receipt
And he'd call the cops
What did you do?
Guess
I took it off
But he took photos
And ran them in magazines
I'm the Boss, what's up?
What's up?
You're the Boss?
Yes, I'm the Boss.
I will sue you!
I will sue this shop
Bet on it
Wait...
Explain this
I...
What's wrong with you?
Why transferred all my calls...
In conference mode?
One is my Canadian wife
The other, my Harbin wife
You've messed it all up!
I...
I can't help you
Pack your things. Go!
It's my first mistake
I'll help you beg Boss
See what we can do
I'm hopeless
My customer's contact list
Take it
You will do well
Save it for yourself
Work for someone else
Jobs are hard to find
Who will want me?
Don't cry
Boss wants you
To yell at me?
He seems happy
Thank you!
My Canadian wife...
Found I have other wives...
But still treat her well
She'll send me a monthly...
Allowance instead!
Thank you so much!
You!
You are great!
Spielberg read the magazine
Liked my body
Hired me for his new dinosaur movie
Thank you!
I'll spend...
$100,000 here every month
Bye!
Will you still fire me?
Of course not!
I'll give you a prize
You wish
Work hard
You're safe now
Give it back
Check on the coats
They're heavy
I'll help you
Sure
You're here
You've calculated that?
No need, I get the chills
Why asked me out then?
A celebration?
Boss is still firing me
You're joking
My Chaos Setup...
Is infallible!
It is, I took it down
Why?
I shouldn't make others unlucky
You're kind
I don't want to feel guilty
That's all
If all my clients were like you...
I'd be jobless
Cheers
You have cash?
About $300
Whatever
You need a forecast
That's expensive
I only have $300
We're friends
Check your ancestors up
This takes forever
Why did you ask me here?
To help you
This place has the best feng shui...
In town, I come to inhale it
The harbor was so beautiful
But they straightened it out
Took away the charm
Made the waters rough
The hills in Kowloon were round
But chunks were blasted out
Creating a curse
Luckily, Hong Kong people are strong
I say sorry to the hills
I heard if the stone turtle...
Climbs to the Peak...
It will be the end of Hong Kong
Is that true?
Yes
What do we do?
It's changed its course
It's going to the ocean
That's the turtle's head
It wants to take Hong Kong with it
Where to?
To get its egg
Then to dive down below
Can we do anything?
Of course
Cover the egg, but better yet...
Build a bird-shaped building...
In West Kowloon
Bird and turtle together will bring...
Prosperity
I am also an amateur architect
I entered the...
West Kowloon Design Contest
Hoping to bring luck to Hong Kong
Why staring at me?
You are so clever
Really?
Women like clever men
Leave these, it's the style
Liu Po, remember our motto:
Know a Yip, Make a loss
A loss of what?
Anything from feeling feverish...
To the end of the world!
Is it that bad?
I'm anxious
Yip Ku Hung
What? My surname is Leung
Stop lying
Miss Yip, your ancestor...
Yip Ku Shing was a scholar
He brought...
Bad luck for 3 generations
Including yours
Leave him be
Talk about us
The Lai family motto is
Never to know a Yip
There must be a reason
We both believe in fate
Meaning?
Nothing
I must go
Liu Po!
Call me Master
Lai Family Motto
Know a Yip, Make a loss
Harvard Scholars have found...
Children's facial features
Greatly affect their growth
Cute children are loved...
And become more confident
Others are more lonely
The conclusion is:
Face Affects Character Formation
Your face affects your character
Based on simple logic
We can see that
If character is destiny
And face affects character formation
Therefore, face affects destiny
Yes, sir!
Today's topic is unlucky features
First, eyes:
Whites above or below...
The eyeball is bad
As we get older, eyelids droop
We're often cheated of our money
Noses should be straight
Size doesn't matter
It doesn't indicate the size...
Of that other organ
So relax
Mouth shapes don't matter
But must be symmetrical
Or you will vomit often
The classic starvation look
Big ears mean intelligence
But they must be level
So your inner ears will balance
Your glasses will stay on
This face has all the unlucky features
The worst
No, it's not
Mine's worse
They say I'm the queen of misfortune
Use me as an example for the class
Time's up
It's too soon
That's not an unlucky face
Eyes are large, round and clear
She looks kind
Kindness is different from luck
Her eyes
They're watery, she's a victim
Others take advantage of her
But her brows are lush
And orderly
Indicating attention to detail
Look clearly
There's a mole, meaning...
She will easily drown
Her mouth shape is popular
Mouths are not fashion
Thick lips mean she's emotional
But...
They're dull
She shows all her emotions
No need for brutal honesty
You're too blunt
He's going by the book
He's too blunt
Quiet, you
Because I'm a Yip
You're giving me up?
Can you not believe such things?
We got together because we do
What do you want me to believe?
Yourself
Feelings are unique
But if you insist
Then tell me
What is my darkest day?
Well...
I'll tell you
My darkest day is...
Today
Until I met you...
I was never truly unlucky
For I was at least happy
And when I found you
You left because I'm a Yip
That's most painful
Now I know
Sorry to trouble you
I'll never see you again
Wait
Don't go
He's just grumpy
Did anyone bring soup?
Yes
Squid and beans
Tasty
Sorry
I'm here to read feng shui
I must hug my visitors
Yes, but...
It's been over 3 hours
What's wrong with that?
Nothing be good
Fine, then...
Your home's
Feng shui makes me uneasy
Really?
How can you tell?
I'll get to work
Uncomfortable homes bring bad luck
There's too much yin
Is this a rental?
Yes, $2,000
$2,000?
A murder victim's home
A steal at $1 a foot
That can be fixed, but...
Why this layout?
Fun Fish layout
Water is worst for you...
But it's everywhere!
Here! Here! Here!
And what layout is this?
Fun Fish
What color is your ceiling?
White
A fish is white where?
Belly
So a Dead Fish layout!
Who taught you this?
You
How?
My book doesn't...
How can this be?
What?
Out of 100,000 copies...
Only this is tampered, why?
This is...
My peach blossoms
The florist said...
If I keep it for a year...
I'll be lucky in love
They are plum blossoms
No
Keep this for a year...
You'll go broke
Bastard!
I'll kill him!
Wait
Your life is unlucky...
But not this unlucky
Someone's out to get you
An expert
An expert I am
Asia's Top Numerologist...
Guarantees her bad luck
Then join the Olympics
Honey!
I was a mistress
My beau and his wife died early
So I'm cursing their daughter
So she will turn to vices
And I'll be...
Safe with her dad's money
But she's still fine
Are you a quack?
Stop it
Lady here...
Took me in at age 7
Sent me to school
I'm a top numerologist
So you're good at math
Let's see:
I lose 7 out of 10 beer games
4 out of 10 dice games
Each loss I drink 1/3 can of beer
Every 3 cans, I vomit 1/4 can
I play 60 beer and
110 dice games
How much beer did I drink?
22 Cans!
He's great!
But Yip is still fine
I've been cursing her life...
Since high school
She's still happy and kind
So fate helps her
If not for lady here...
I would have married her
Are you done?
Get her to join a gang
Put some drugs in her home
Sell her to a brothel
Then to the Middle East
Numerologists cannot harm people
We help them make decisions
If they pick vices
We're not responsible
What are you saying?
My CD is coming out
Ask him the marketing plan
Crab, did you work on it?
It's my job to do my joke...
I mean, my job
I've picked the best release date
And reserved
all the tunnel billboards
Including pedestrian tunnels
And...
Buy a CD...
Get...
Free gifts
Lots of them
This small CD...
In such a big box...
For $12.80!
What value!
Will it work?
I'm positive
He'll win the Best Newcomer Award.
No!
I mean,
can you handle Yip
Yes, unless...
A wizard helps her
Here's one
The Dating Feng Shui Wizard
This is bad
That's trash
He'll be forewarned
He knows I'm helping you
We must hurry
To do what?
Fix your home
It's beyond fixing
I'll move in with you
You wish
Not now
Moving is...
Admitting defeat
Feng shui teaches...
All problems can be solved
In olden days
We'd open the roof
This is cement
So we adapt
We need help
Your flat's Yin-ridden
We need masculine Yang
Make it an internet bar
Get men to come up
Sexy Internet Bar
Boss!
Go online?
You're early
More Net-mates
This way
You're a novice, here
What's your rate?
It's...
Excellent
You'll have fun
Separate rooms?
Of course
You, over there
You, here. Over there.
This is it
Nice place
Have a seat
Hey man! What's good here?
You want local?
Yes
Please
No problem
Hurry
Sit here
I'll decide for you
Not too small
Am I big or small?
Medium
Yes, sir
Your first time?
Come often. I'm Tian
What do you want?
You wanted local
I'm your man
Please go out
Let's go online
No Drink?
No need
You wanted big?
Not that big
I'm wrong?
I haven't sat down yet
No way
Study online
We're making money
Are you hiring?
Not minors
You can see we're mature
But not up here
Short on cash?
Buy less
Moron
Just go home
Ridiculous
Crazy
We could have used them
They're minors
Those 2 inside are fine
The Yang is strong
Our guys are so bizarre
They won't last
Bizarre?
Not bizarre enough
Are you hiring?
I need money
When can you start?
Now
Great!
We don't take cuts
You keep your tips
Get rejected...
It's bye-bye
Okay
Know your foe's moves
You're the janitor?
Wait
Not so loud
I'll scream
I'll dance for you
Didn't she look strange?
Not really
Forehead, brows
Eyes, mouth
Waist, legs
Everything is wrong
Let's test her
Okay
I'm going
Sir!
Crazy
Sir!
Crab Duen!
It is you!
You recognized me...
After intense makeup...
And hiding my powers
I'll be damned
It was easy
Your eyes shine too brightly
A top numerologist
Why mess us up?
It's my job to do my job
My boss...
Wants me to curse Yip
I have no choice
So it was you!
Again, I have no choice
So our battle...
Is inevitable!
We'll pitch...
Your compass against my fingers
Who called us?
I did
This is an immoral business
Go and see
Yes, Madam!
You run this precinct?
Beautiful uniform
I'll buy you supper
Madam!
Only men are here, very healthy
No pirated software
Two are studying online...
Very worthy
Then let's go
Madam!
Don't you find him strange?
What?
Men can't wear dresses?
I don't like it
Take him away
Yes, Madam!
Go!
Will he be detained?
I'll do my best
Great
Go!
I'll be back!
Here's your bag
Thanks to those men
And cops
The Yin is gone
It's balanced now
But watch out for Crab
He will be back
And do what?
Light Curse
The light puts...
Too much Yang...
In here
Consequence?
Hemorrhaging to...
Dying in an...
Inferno
I'm moving in with you
I'm no fool
Counter-attack!
Charge!
You're great!
Don't jinx me
But you're great!
Darn!
Noise Curse
Great move!
Annoying you...
While drilling your lucky site
So you'll do stupid things
What?
Noise Curse
Augh!
Hey!
How dare you?
Stop!
It's a trick
He deserves this
Feng shui dictates we call...
The cops
It's him, sir
The Power Company?
We met before
Gas Company?
What's it to you?
Cable Company?
Don't waste my time
Sue me
Quiet, or...
I'll arrest you
You?
You're just a beat cop
What's your salary?
Turn it back on
I'll take...
Won't stretch?
Let's go
You're great
Hey
Remember our family motto?
Know a Yip, Make a loss
Loss of what?
We don't know
So?
Unless these 4 things happen:
Green horse joins Heaven and Earth
Great Buddha faces west
Thunderbolt on a sunny day
Loving you to Death
But there's no green horse
I checked
Tsing Ma Bridge
Why?
Tsing Ma means green horse
Here it is, but...
Joining Heaven and Earth?
Who knows!
Take a picture
I'm wearing...
My Sunday best
Hurry
Shoot when I jump
Ready
1, 2, 3
Strike another pose
Joins Heaven and Earth!
The tornado was refreshing!
My chills are gone
And I feel slim
Freeze!
Your dark colors shift
Your bad luck is fading
Wonderful
Wait
The tornado left us a gift
Great
We'll steam it for dinner
Hold it!
It must be a magic fish
Set it free
Work on Great Buddha faces west
How?
I don't know
But I know where to go
Where?
Great Buddha of Lantau
Why?
It's nearby
No joke
I'm not out of breath
Let's climb back up
And roll down
Let's not
How heavy is that Buddha?
Over 10,000 tons
Too bad
It's facing north
East, south, west
How can it face west?
How?
Gambling on sacred ground!
West!
Great Buddha faces west!
What a purifying sound
Then we don't have to...
Quiet!
Your dark colors are gone
You're in luck
Really?
What kind?
Super great luck
Really?
Let's steam the fish
Later
While's you're lucky
Let's be aggressive
How?
Follow me
How much for the fans?
Each $500
Extra $200 for shouting, $300 for crying
$1000 for go crazy
I want to say...
What?
What's going on?
Calm down
Smile for the press
Don't expose...
Our relationship
Go away
Today is a great day...
For performing and publicity
But his star sign
Is bad of showing off
How true
Why are you here?
To congratulate you
Mind the reporters!
Thank you
You're welcome
No one invited you
Be hospitable
Why curse me?
You already stole my dad
I didn't curse you
When did I...
Liar
You can't sleep well
Feng Shui shows that?
Can I fix it?
Can't undo evil deeds
I sleep very well
I tell you
I did not, do not, will not...
Admit defeat!
I'll show you
I hate them!
Make them go away!
Secu...
No need
We're going
You want press?
You won't get any
Look, over there!
Not one photo
Don't cry
It breaks my heart
I'll rent the Coliseum for your concert
Don't just talk
Don't lie to me
I need guest stars
I'll invite Michael Jackson
I love you!
Here's your picture
It's smaller than snot
Useless!
I told you to sell Yip to the brothel
I said I can't directly do harm
Or we'll be repaid tenfold
Besides, everything is...
In my control
Meaning?
Yip seems to have good luck
I did that, so she'll...
Let down her guard
Lai's compass will never show
On Yip's 25th birthday
She'll have a crisis
Master said
We all have darkest hours
When we're most vulnerable
Some will sleep through it
Some lose their money
Others get attacked, or worse
Yip's guardian star will dim
We'll just help her
How?
On her birthday, we'll make sure...
She's not at home
Bad luck will follow
Hung, don't cry
Everyone bullies me
I'm so unlucky
Soon, a knight will come
With Monkey King, Piggy
Riding a rainbow
Same dream?
Don't worry
I've been watching you
After your birthday today
You will be lucky
Do I get gifts?
Of course
Freshen up and cut the cake
Cake and treats...
Gifts and guy
Isn't that sweet?
What a strange cake
I made it
With mousse, cream...
More mousse...
And Chinese broccoli?
I ran out of cream
So I used our leftovers
Is it edible?
Of course, I had some
And I'm fine
Come on
Make a wish
Okay
I wish...
You will never ever leave me
Will it work if you say it?
I'm making you promise
Joking aside
Let's work on...
Thunderbolt on a sunny day
And Loving you to Death
Promise me!
I promise
Say it
I'll never leave you
Clearly
I'll never leave you
Never ever
What now?
Tummy ache
Stop acting
Bathroom time
Hurry back
All right!
What?
Nothing
Yip's birthday on track
Her guardian star dims
Hello?
This is your Boss
Help! I'm downstairs
Now, please
It's not a good time
You must help me...
Or I'll die!
Hung!
Yes, Boss?
Here
Go to 15 South Bay Road, now!
I can't
Please
I let you borrow clothes
I never touch you
Please save my life
My wallet and phone are upstairs
No need... taxi!
Yip should be out now
Come with me
Something seems wrong
Oh, no! I overlooked!
Hung!
15 South Bay Road
Boss
What are you doing?
Nothing
Nothing?
What is his name?
Baby
Baby?
That's not his name
No sign of Yip
Did we lose her?
She'll come to us
Are you sure?
I've clinched it
South is lethal to her today
So is water
East, south... South Bay! Taxi!
Spread his legs
How?
TRUE
What's this?
I don't know
What milk powder is this?
Mongolian
Quit joking
I'm done
Go
Boss!
Boss?
What re you doing?
Baby! Thanks, Hung
Some guy named Crab
Told my Hunan wife
I'm married and have a son
She's coming to kill me!
Really?
Yes
This is...
My Harbin wife
We'll escape to...
Hainan Island
I'll see you sometime
Time to go
Hurry
Take him
This is for you from Crab
Hurry! Come on!
Happy Birthday, bad luck to me?
Boss!
Boss, help!
Bye!
It's moving
Stop!
Help!
I need a boat
I'm booked
It's urgent
I can't help you
Who can?
No one around here
Help me to hitch a ride
I really can't
No?
Come out!
I'll break the glass
Why brought me here?
I only called...
And gave your Boss a card
You came aboard yourself
Throw her in the ocean
Feed her to the sharks
Crab, now what?
I only know...
She's doomed in 1 minute
You can't scare me
Doomed?
More like dead
No escape
How can someone just die?
Perhaps by the Discovery Channel's...
Simultaneous Human Combustion
What is that?
People blow up
What blow up?
57, 56, 55
What will happen?
I wish I knew
I'm anxious myself
You're sure?
Am I ever!
40 seconds
39, 38, 37, 36
Hung!
Liu Po!
Hey, you!
Monkey King?
Piggy?
Rainbow?
How cool!
Hung!
You're my knight
Thunderbolt on a sunny day
3...
I get it!
I'll take it
Liu Po!
2...
1!
How can you die and leave me?
Now I know Know a Yip,
Make a loss...
Meaning I'll lose you and be sad forever
Who are you?
Her Dad
Daddy?
I've worried about you
But you won't see me again
He'll take care of you
2 deaths, but fate did it
Yes, fate
Not us
We're good guys
Did nothing bad
Right
You screw people up
Then blame fate?
How can you survive...
A lightning strike?
Dry suits are...
Poor conductors
Stop messing around
Plant the drugs on her
A freak wind!
Crab, you didn't figure...
On this, did you?
You're on my boat
I can kill you
Who called us?
I did
They have illegal drugs
Expensive stuff
Of course
Your weapon
I didn't do anything
I'm innocent
And you look like this?
True
Take them away
Let's go!
See?
What?
Don't harm others
You'll be repaid tenfold
Go!
See?
Good citizens
Please come give your statements
Sure
You water ski?
A little
You're great
It's nothing
Why not move in with me
I must fix my hair first
It's a mess
I doubt it can be fixed
No!
Those 4 things happened
You still sneeze
It's winter
I caught a cold
3 generations of bad luck...
Led to love
A gift for you
A teasing one?
No
It's great
Your bird opera house won
They'll build it.
Really?
I'll show you
Construction starts soon
Bird and turtle together
Leads to prosperity
And we will...
Get married
Not a good year for that
Nonsense
We'll marry and have...
Many Hong Kong boys
I like girls
Half-dozen of each
Think you're ordering satay?