For legends in spanish: Javier AC - Thanks to @ vgfilducci Nehrox1337 for the correction.
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Last charger!That we move!
The stable output locked!They are counting!
Where is BrianD!?
ow about the long way home, Briand?
Do you sweaty enough for you? - Can this wait, K-Pop?
Afternoon I get a game of CLA
In this FPS from Think Geek That goes a Lei following the service!
Come on, do you want?
Like any strategy ... real time
Resources.
Our guest stable decorated BY PwnZwn As "lover Player of the Year" ...
and PetiteElite As "Adolescent player handles most of the Decade".
It is also captain of the team FPS Games School of ...
and sorry, girls. This caught.
Hang your uma males, because here comes Lei!
Here this!
Law ¿ready for this? (Pun with Law and You)
So, uh ...
Who wants to see a demonstration of Trickshot?
Oh, I love you!
She wants.
It took three weeks to get all that!
And I three seconds.
I guess it's called, uh ...
Strategy.
GG Briand. See you tomorrow. GG - Good Game.
Yes!
See you tomorrow ...
Forever!
Hi, Mom, the school went well! I love you, goodbye!
I can touch them? - Sure, you can play both!
Sorry I'm late.
I'm glad you could join, captain!
Come on! Follow me!
Have you seen that?
What folly! Guys, I ...
Thank you!
Well, you told me on the racks this is what is called a "pubstomp"?
What else happened on the racks, Bella?
Anyway, girls ...
"Pubstomping" is when a pro like me ...
enters a random server and gets the, uh ...
I hear you out there!
Long arm of Law! Long arm of Law! (Law = Law)
I love these people.
Left Flank ... Laser ¿Occam to three?
As in the Milwaukee Invitational.
Come on!
Prepare to take the point ...
Brian! Take the cat for a walk!
First, I will take the cat!
We are as always!
Cheeto ...
Cheeto!
Cheeto ... Chee-to! Cheeto .... Cheeto ...
What are you doing, guys?
-AFK. - Cheeeee-to!
Here! Kitty, kitty ... - For god. Guys ...
We need a new captain.
Yes .. We seem to have found a server ...
Why we have retrofitted?
LAW HAS COME TO THE GAME.
Well, guys ...
I have him.
I have you, oh, God.
Too much power. As always, too much power!
Run!
Chee-to ...
Come here, Cheeto!
Cheeto!
Amazing, right?
I still feel that rush.
Oh, my God ... Once I ended up with a whole family with that movement.
Cheeto!
Cheeto ...
Cheeto ... good kitty ...
Cheeto ... Ah! Ow!
Cat stupid!
Go! It seems that this guy is AFK!
Away from the keyboard.
Let's see if we can have fun along with him.
Yes ..
Mom! Where is the iodine?
Whatever it is, boy.
It ...
That has been around!
Burning ...
Burn!
Well, what do you call this movement?
You know what? That's not really a movement ...
I ... I ... I ...
killed.
You know, is a pubstomp, anything can happen ...
Who was that guy? Right?
Who was that guy?
So, uh ...
Well, I guess, uh ...
Court for ads or something?
- Law has killed, has killed Law. - Briand, are the King!
And still unaccounted for president right now ...
The nation expects ...
Hold on to your joysticks, zoners!
We bring you an alert PwnZwn urgent!
ShotBot ? What do you have?
VGHS star, The Law has been humiliated ...
live on national television
by a nameless noob ...
In a pubstomp has gone wrong!
Does my computer?
Death of the century! Attentive to repeat!
Our sources tell us that a player not rated, Briand
has already been invited to attend the prestigious and exclusive ...
Video Game High School, a school where students are ...
to make millions with the pros.
Yes, that's true, we were with Brian when the call for VGHS!
Do you want, Briand! - Yes! Brian!
Give me a break!
What makes you think that lucky brat who has what it takes?
What makes you think that lucky brat who has what it takes? - Ron ...
Ron!
I totally agree, Ron!
VGHS school is professional players in the country!
VGHS school is most important professional player in the country! - Guys, guys, guys ...
Can we agree for a second?
Can we agree for a second? - Your agreement has been recorded!
Boys, boys, boys! Please!
Just ... look at his video acceptance, right?
It will study physics.
Will study the physics engine.
It will study fine arts.
Will study the arts of war!
Learn biology ...
bathing in the blood of your enemies!
Does that sound OK?
Well, bievenido to VGHS.
You have been accepted.
This is really happening ...
Everyone says they do not get, but ...
I have to try, I mean ...
I dreamed of playing for a team since he was "PEGI +3".
I hope you understand.
Cheeto typical.
I will miss this tug of war.
Take care of mom, okay?
Brian?
We will prepare. The reporters are here.
I love you, Mom.
I put more food in the bowl.
Where are you?
I'm going to VGHS.
- Brian! Brian!
- Brian! Brian! - What do you say to your fans, Brian
English Subtitles By: Kip Calendine
Am I getting through to you, Brian D.?
Huh? Oh. Uh...
Yes sir. Straight through.
I swear, every year it's the same damn cutscene.
Some media darling with a five-second kill reel
breezes into school on a golden ticket.
Buckle up, kid. Cuz this ticket puts you on a plane straight to hell.
And the in-flight movie?
Super hell.
Understood, sir. I know it will be rough here, but...
I did get some practice at the Milwaukee Invitational, so...
Oh, really?
Still feeling cocky, Mr. Milwaukee?
You're the lowest-ranked player in the school!
Well I should probably go get some practice then...
And as for you, Ki Swan. I don't care what game your parents developed.
What the frag are you doing?
Well sir, you cut such an imposing figure
I thought I'd make a game about you.
Haha, awesome!
What are my moves?
Calhoun always wins.
Acceptable.
Now scram, you scrubs.
Ah, don't we get a welcome buddy?
Cool your jets, Miss Swan! I was just getting to that.
Your orientation guide is...
Jenny Matrix. 5,031 points. JV FPS captain.
You must be pretty nervous.
Of course I'm nervous. Did you see her 1080 no-scope NattyICE?
Hahaha, not even close, son!
Who's next?
But don't worry. I've got a secret weapon.
Hey, Jenny.
Nice moves. I'm Brian D.
Ahh, Mr. Law-killer, huh.
You saw that?
I mean-- yes. I am.
ColdTurkey, get Brian D. here a drink.
What? No! I--
Who's Brian D., the kid with the lame hat?
Lame hat? Only cool hats for this noggin.
I guess that's cool...
Hey, check out the cool kid with the cool hat!
Hey, sweet hat, frosh!
The name's Games...
Games Dean.
So cool.
Brian, your secret weapon seems to have misfired.
Hey! Come on, we doin' this or what, D.?
Oh! No, I'm not here to fight. You're our welcome buddy.
What? She's supposed to show us around and... stuff.
Alright, sorry guys. Duty calls.
Let's go.
And this concludes your tour of VGHS.
You took us in a straight line and said nothing.
Hey, Jenny doesn't have time to show us noobs around.
She's got the whole JV team to worry about.
Speaking of which...
Give me five reasons I should put you on my team.
That was pretty transparent, wasn't it...?
Yeah, a bit.
Reason number one, I'm honest to a fault!
You probably shouldn't list one of your faults as a reason.
It's okay, Ki, she's gone.
Wait, that's not okay, I don't know where my room is!
Seriously, guys, fun's over, right?
What's wrong, baby Wong?
Thought you rockstars knew how to party.
Yeah, totally, Annihilist! Totally, yeah!
Okay, you guys got me.
Oh, hey! Ted Wong.
Ki Swan. 1360 points. Fighter.
Welcome to the Frag Floor, Ki--
Hey, leave him alone.
What're you gonna do about it?
Stop us?
Nope. You're not.
Brian, maybe we should get the R.A.
Did your girlfriend just get here?
This loser is the R.A.
Are you really his girlfriend? Because--
Nice.
What do we got here?
Hey, give that back!
What's this?
I don't know. Something stupid.
Chiba?
Hanzo? Where'd you get this, the poor store?
Where'd you get your manners? The... rude store?
Oh my goodness!
Aw, sweet burn dude!
Nobody... insults my manners.
Well nobody makes fun of my gear.
And no one insults my new best friend.
This sounds like a challenge.
Woah, woah... you guys can't fight in my hallway.
Rumble in the Rumpus Room!
Ladies and gentlemen! I present to you a match-up of epic proportions.
In the cool corner we got, Brian D.!
And in the other corner we have some loser that was hardcore guffin' me.
Alright, y'all know the rules! Single life, no respawns.
Player one, are you ready?
Let's do it!
New best friend, are you ready?
Brian, I just looked at the official rulebook.
I really think that you should look at paragraphs 12 through 90.
Any chance you could paraphrase?
Oh okay, um.
Read rules. Important.
That's not what I meant, Ki!
Alright, let's get it on!!
You can't hide from me! You're like a minnow, and I'm a shark, I'm gonna eat 'cha.
Great timing, Chiba.
Yes! Yes! Ha ha!
Who's working at the poor store now?
Wait, what just happened?
Oh, Brian. Paragraph 90, Section 3.
Should a student's rank fall below zero, then they are automatically, ruthlessly and instantly--
Expelled.
Annihilist, dude, I didn't know...
Four more reasons, Brian.
Welcome to VGHS.
Jenny, wait! Where's my room?!
On the plus side, dude...
That guy was supposed to be your roommate.
Dude, I just got a kid expelled. How is that a plus side?
YEAH!! Best roommate friends forever!!
I'm okay.
The one-shot wonder.
We meet at last.
Hey! Uh, the, uh... the Law...
It's just Law around here, Brian.
I don't mean to pry, Bri-guy, but, uh...
Are you okay? What're doing here?
Just gettin some air...
You were gonna throw your gear out, weren't you.
I dunno.
VGHS is a little bit different than I thought.
Chiba and Hanzo just kinda feel out of place.
Brian...
Look, who are we talkin about here. Your gear? Or you.
I know, right? Stupid.
Listen.
Oh. Old school. Nice.
Let me tell you something I've always kind of told myself.
Fitting in at VGHS is hard, but...
You can't be the best, unless you be yourself.
Okay?
Never... never forget that.
Never let anyone break you.
Do you really mean that?
More than anything in the world.
Chiba!!
Too bad you're in my world now, Brian.
Don't you get it, Brian!?
I am VGHS!
Welcome... to me!
English subtitles by: Freddie Wong
How are you lost? You're the RA!
Hey, you're the one who overslept.
Well, I'm sorry, I had to practice with my new game deck
if I want to get good and impress Jenny Matrix.
Hey, Brian.
Loved watching you kill Annihilist last night -
Very impressive.
How would you like a spot on JV?
Are you serious?
Double-stuf serious.
JV could use a boost in the cute department.
Welcome to the team...
...and welcome
TO ME!
Is anyone else hearing this?
Nope.
Cheeto...?
Killing spree
Mornin' roomie!
Pizza brunch?
What is with everyone today?
Well...
You killed the number one player at the school...
...you got a guy kicked out on your first day...
You're a marked man, Brian.
Just like this pizza!
Everyone wants a piece of you!
I gotta keep my head down...
You're right - we could throw you a party.
What? - In your honor.
I didn't say that...
Called Brianpalooza.
No!
Hi! Brian!
I had a question about Brianpalooza.
Did you take this while I was sleeping?
I have a very aggressive street team.
I was just wondering what time "Rock o'clock" is?
You know - half past rad.
But when is half past rad?
Quarter to score. - Ted, no. Seriously, like...
Every twitcher in the school wants to fight me.
I'm not gonna throw them a party.
Can we please just...
...hang out by this stairwell?
Look at this view! This could be our new hangout spot, am I right?
Wow!
I can't believe I hadn't thought of it.
I'll add it to my list that I made
of potential hangout spots.
Really?
Okay. A party's one thing, but you can't even walk past The Law?
Come on it's time to stop hiding in the shadows
and shine like the star that you are!
I'll stick to the shadows, thanks.
I'll see you in class.
What's gaming all about, Brian?
Well, um...
I always thought that... - I'm sure if I looked at
Brian's Big Book of Gaming
It'd tell me that gaming's all about
expelling classmates
Starting fights
Landing the cover of The Wall Street Journal.
You know what gaming's really about, Brian?
Boom.
It's all about the game.
Gaming's... all about the game, sir?
I knew you wouldn't understand.
You're in the danger zone, kid.
You may have snapped a few points wasting Annihilist, but...
If you want to last more than a week at this school...
I suggest you start keeping a low profile.
I-I hear you, sir.
I was actually just telling my friends:
"Low profile" - that's my game.
Really.
Does that game include a minigame about being fulll of crap!?
Now get out of my office.
Okay.
Hello students
and welcome to FPS 101.
My name is Ace. You can call me Ace.
Sound good? Fantastic.
Now I'm sure a lot of you are thinking right now:
"Hey. I got myself into VGHS. What's with all the back to basics baloney?"
Well.
Let me just set the record straight for you pardners real quick like...
You don't know shinola about first person shootin'
Freshman year is about two things, hear me now...
Fundamentals...
and first impressions. Brian D, I presume?
Sorry I was late, sir.
Well you've already broken Ace's first rule.
Be punctual.
No. Rule #1 is "Know Ace's Rules."
You'd have known that had you been punctual. Have a seat.
Brian! - Sorry I'm late, Mr. Ace.
Call me Ace, alright? Mr. Ace was my father's name
Rule #1, Brian!
Now, back to first impressions... - Dude.
-The first girl y'all ought to be impressin' - Check out who our TA is...
is our straight shootin' TA over here Jenny Matrix.
That's right, Ace.
As JV captain I have to choose an honorary freshman
to play in our scrimmage against Varsity tomorrow.
Personally, I think it's a huge waste of time but...
It's tradition.
Brian! That could be you wasting her time tomorrow!
I don't know, Ki, I...
The scrim is a perfect opportunity to be rubbin' elbows
with some of the best mouse jockies this high school has to offer.
Jenny you think any of these cheesedusters has what it takes?
Well there's only one way to find out, Ace...
Let's hit The Pit.
I cannot wait.
People underestimate The Pit because your targets are made of paper.
But trust me. When you know The Pit...
You know yourself.
Playing games by yourself?
I got better things to do in my sleep!
This is great! I can totally do this level in my sleep!
Yeah, great.
So, Ki...
Back to our favorite romance languages...
What were yours again?
Spanish? Italian?
C++.
"Very good."
Be fast.
Be efficient.
And above all else...
Be resourceful.
Thirty-nine seconds...
That's not bad, Matrix.
Just shy of the school record.
Wait, that's not right. You can get like ten seconds faster than that...
Brian D! Something to share?
No, sir. Ah... sorry. Uh...
Wasn't important.
Good. Then shut up.
Brian was just saying he can complete the course much faster than you, Jenny.
Well, la-dee-freakin-da. I'd love to see that.
What about you, class?
Honorary freshman, honorary freshman...
C'mon Brian.
Show us what you got.
Try not to wet yourself, noob.
That's somewhat... unorthodox.
Brian... I am disappoint.
Cheer up, Brian!
At least no one wants to fight you anymore! - I figured it out!
Rock o'clock is 3:32!
We've missed Brianpalooza.
Calhoun wants me dead...
I'm late for Ace's class...
Oh! And I can forget about playing in that scrimmage
because Jenny probably thinks I'm the biggest dork in the universe!
So! Jenny's here!
What up, Matrix?
What, uh...
Brings you to our neck of the cafeteria...
...woods?
Well, I was going to invite you to my party
because that was one of the sickest pit runs I've ever seen... but um...
I'm sorry, could you just...?
Oh! Sunglasses indoors...
I must look like a douchebag, what was I thinking?
We'll clean this up, we'll definitely be there!
I hope this party is more organized than Brianpalooza.
Sure. You guys can totally invite yourselves.
Okay. My place. Tomorrow night.
Sounds groovy, Jenny!
Or should I say... Gravy - Brian. She's gone.
Party... this could be like...
Our first date!
First... date...?
Awesome! - Three-way fist pound?
Brian. This way�
English subtitles by: Freddie Wong
Oh! Brian!
You'd better have skills in that box if you're gonna score with Jenny Matrix!
No, Ted this is just a little professional party present
for the JV captain.
"Happy party, Jenny. Let's go Coco-nuts..."
Wait you're gonna bribe your way into JV with a cake?
Coconut cake.
Let's just say I'm a 12th level pastrymancer
and once she tastes this bad boy, I'm in.
Maybe this date will become a double date!
Oh! Brian!
I was meaning to tell you something...
What was it, what was it, what was it...
Brian D! You made it!
Hey, Jenny... um...
Oh! My gosh! I totally nailed it I have to show you!
Come to my room!
Well... what should I do with this bad boy?
I dunno. Give it to the party.
Let them eat cake!
Come on - hurry!
So... there are a lot of people here...
First date, huh?
Wanna... watch me play video games?
Oh... I thought people did romantic things on first dates.
Exactamundo.
Whoa.
So, uh...
Lotta cool stuff in this room.
Huh? Yeah, sorry it's a mess.
You can just sit wherever.
Okay...
This is gonna blow your mind...
Bam!
I totally beat your time!
Suck it!
Wow. Great job - that's like the...
Only high score I've ever held in anything.
Well, that and Dance Ex Machina...
Wait wait wait...
You play DXM?
Which I don't play anymore because that's a
Lame baby game for babies.
I play manly games now like, uh, War and...
Oh my God you're a 12th level dancemancer?
Did I say "baby game" because I meant, uh...
"babe game" for, uh, people.
No it is a baby game.
Which is why if you tell anyone there's a DXM machine collecting dust in my garage...
I will literally murder you.
Wait, you mean you don't play anymore?
But you were clearly the shiz!
Yeah... not according to my mom.
She kinda coaches the Denver Commandos.
Full disclosure - I totally knew that.
Let's just say this is an FPS family
and she expects me to make the pros.
You're totally gonna! I mean...
When I saw you at the Invitationals last year
You made JV captain
You're amazing, Jenny.
But that's no excuse not to get your dance on!
This is a party, you know?
Let's go fire that baby up!
Party! Right!
Speaking of which, we should get back!
I could totally slam another drink right now!
Let's go!
I've got rock star in my blood, Ki.
I don't know if you know this but...
My father is three-time Guitar Hero world champion...
Freddie Wong.
I'm assuming you're very good since you've chosen the hardest difficulty level.
Gotta play hard to rock hard Ki.
Here we go!
Jeez! Who calibrated this thing?
Whoa! New section! Let's see if I can handle this...
Haven't had to improv in a while...
Sorry about that! Lousy guitar!
Let's play my game!
Whoa - you make games?
Yeah! That's right! Well...
Actually the one I'm working on is for children...
But on the plus side there's no way to lose!
I'm in!
What up dudes! Now this is where the real party is going down.
That cool freshman over there is Games Dean
And this is the FPS team -
We have: Cold Turkey, Piepuppy, Alliterator...
And I'm sure you already know - The Law.
Hey Brian!
Great to finally meet you!
He ain't much of a talker, is he?
Relax dude! I should be nervous to meet you!
I mean, I'm not, of course.
Law, seriously - stop screwing with the freshman.
Okay JV captain buzzkill!
Hey Bri-guy - you wanna tuck into some cake?
Wait, wait. There's... cake?
Over here, Jenny.
Whoa, Games Dean brought us a kickin' coconut cake!
Check it - I baked it for you.
Dude are you kidding me?
Are you coco-kidding me I am coocoo for coconut cake!
Oh man! - Oh man is this guy on the scrimmage tomorrow or what?
Dig in, everybody! - It's so good!
This is... so good.
You're the coolest!
My cake...
Don't waste it now. - It's so good though!
Whoa! I'm sorry about that! Oh my God!
Here... let me dab that off for you.
Seriously?
Hey, man, speaking of apologies...
About your keyboard the other day...
I'm super-dee-duper broken up about it.
Whaddya say we bury that little hatchet VGHS style
with a little friendly competish?
Go ahead! Pick any game in the house - you and me!
You know what Law, I'm just here to party.
So I'm not going to fall for one of your stupid little ploys.
Sorry, yeah it is a party. How rude of me.
Maybe you'd like a little party trick then!?
A dash of magic!?
A little splash of razzmatazz?
Was that the whole trick? Because you just... - Whoa!
Everybody! Check out the size of this kid's pokéballs!
Brian D just challenged me to a match!
Seriously, Brian?
Actually, Law...
Because that is how I like to party!
You guys! Check it out! Brian D is gonna fight The Law!
Abracadabra.
Whoa!
And since mathematically it's the only shape to always correct itself...
I, um, thought the gömböc would make a nice miniboss!
I don't know though. Maybe it's stupid.
What? No! It's awesome!
You could call it the, uh... göm-boss!
You call that a game? More like a lame!
Drifters!
Drift!
Hey! Leave her alone!
Ki's weird math game is way cooler than drift racing!
Cooler than Overdrift? Maybe in Lameland!
Cool callback, bro!
Give me that!
Hey give that back or else!
Is that a challenge, Theodore?
Drift King. What do you want?
One race, Ted! One race and the lady's weird math game is yours!
One race, Ted! One race and the lady's weird
So you're extorting people now?
Not very chivalrous, my liege!
Desperate times, Ted.
I haven't felt true competition since last we dueled!
Have ye not the need for speed?
Um, Ted - I forgot to hit save on the game folder so if that tablet shuts off...
I won't let that happen!
Okay!
You're on, DK...
Let's drift!
Drift! Drift!
Don't matter what game you pick - you're gonna lose!
Yeah, got that. Thanks.
Great job, Brian.
LIke I said - any game in the house, Brian.
Dance Ex Machina.
It's in the garage.
Brian. Doodee!
Everyone came to see us duel!
But okay. Okay.
If you wanna disco...
Then let's...
Tango.
You really turned that around.
Law never loses, Brian.
To the garage everybody!
I can't lose this game, Ted!
Wow, ha!
I mean, uh...
I totally won, but...
Can this guy dance or what?
Way to cut a rug, studmuffin. This is gonna be more fun than I thought!
Alright! Winning! Yeah... still won...
That's great! That's what I did. I took that.
Here.
Oh thanks... - Syke!
I guess we'll hold onto this for you - don't worry about it!
Nay, the lady will have her game back!
Or, shall I say... gömböc.
Well played, old friend! Our paths shall cross again!
DK!
Ted! Look!
It autosaved!
Ted...?
Boyfriend experiences extreme confusion after exposure to drift racing...
"Boyfriend...?"
Score!
Man can you believe Jenny Matrix has a lame baby game chilling in her garage?
What a loser...
Oh! I'm sorry!
Laugh it up. I'm still gonna murder you.
Hey, if you wanna kill the life of the party...
Ow! Careful - I'm gonna need my mouse arm for scrimmage tomorrow.
Really? And what makes you think I'm gonna put you on my team?
Well...
That was all the fake confidence I could muster.
That really hurt.
I was supposed to choose someone like six hours ago anyway.
Spot's yours if you want it.
Really?
Yeah, I'm...
Totally! I'm...
You know, whatever.
I'm in.
Won't let you down.
I was thinking maybe after the scrim tomorrow.
You and I wanna go grab a burger or...
Oh hey there pricklepuss! Mind if I borrow my girlfriend for a second?
Oh my God. Is this... is this a permanent...?
Oh, why? Do you "like my 'stache?"
Oh my God. - I had it made just for this.
Oh my God. Ok, I have to go but I'll catch you later, Brian.
Yeah, catch you later Brian. We gotta go see how making out feels with this.
Oh! Brian!
I remembered that thing! Jenny and Law are...
Oh, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
Videogame High School 1x05 English
Subtitles by: Freddie Wong
http://facebook.com/VideoGameHighSchool
Day of The JV/Varsity Scrimmage Two Hours Remain
Rhythm Method
Huh, you draw in the notes section too?
Oh, I'm just writing a little not to give to Jenny after the scrim.
Not a love note,
or anything like that. I mean, she totally has a boyfriend
who hates me.
Nah, it's more of a
"It's all cool, you know, let's...
let's be friends" sort of note.
Oh. I like to draw extra lines to make it graph paper.
Yo Brian, man. Kick ass out there.
Thanks man.
I will give it my best shot.
Good, cause we have two weeks allowance on you beating The Law.
Alright. Settle down. Settle down people. Settle down.
I am proud to be your TA for rhythm gaming this year
A sport...
of true champions.
Something you two losers in the back could stand to learn something about.
♪ And now, without further ado, ♪
♪ I present to you, the sultan of shred ♪
♪ the prince of pentatonic, ♪
♪ the raddest dad, ♪ ♪ with the baddest ad... itude. ♪
Freddie Wong!
My dad!
Sup losers.
Or should I say heroes?
Nope. All losers.
Thats all right. That's why you took this class.
To learn from the best, me,
Freddie Wong. Hero.
Alright. Whew!
First rule of heroism.
Give the people what they want.
See, when you're a hero,
people want to be you.
They want to do you.
They want to be you while they do you.
Oh my god.
Be careful.
Cause if you don't give the people what they want, they'll divorce you,
they'll take your sweet dirt bike,
and they'll leave you with a no good loser for a son.
Yeeha!
Grip the steering wheel of destiny!
Drift.
What are you...?
Nooooooooo!
So, who wants some pizza?
Ted, are you sure you are ok, man? That was, like, really rough.
100% Big D. I just gotta refuel.
Ok. Umm...
Well, I have to get to scrimmage, buddy. But...
Ki can you take care of him for a little while?
I'm on it.
Good luck Brian.
- Alright. - Ya man, don't...
Don't worry about me. Good dad out there.
I mean, good love dad.
Good luck Brian.
See ya.
End of Seventh Period One Hour Remains
Go get 'em Brian.
Break the Law!
Thanks man. Cool slogan.
The Law Vs Brian D Justice will be served
I'll get to everybody, I'll get to everybody. Hold your horses. Calm down.
Hey! Give me twenty big ones on Brian D.
Alright, a risk taker, huh? I like that.
Hey. Speak of the devil.
There you go. Who's next? Who's next?
What ya got? What ya got? I'll take yeah. I'll make your bet for ya.
That's fine with me. What ya want? Ten on Law. There ya go. Boom.
Hey man. Look, I was thinking, maybe you can just do some fancy foot work
or caps lock and run away when you're out there.
Cause I am betting you can make it at least three minutes against The Law.
Say hi to The Law for me, Brian.
No pressure.
The Junior Varsity Pre-Game Meeting - Thirty Minutes Remain -
Ok. Jpop, Rico, Moriarity,
Left Flank is all you.
Jumping Jax!
I want to see those grenade skills in action.
And as for the little freshman that could,
stay tight and out of sight.
Any questions?
Yeah. Isn't this scrimmage just an excuse for your boyfriend to pad his kill reel.
Ya. You're right.
Varsity is out there to show off.
We. We're out there to kick ass.
Stay calm, stick the plan...
and we're gonna wipe the smirk right off their faces.
And as for my boyfriend...
that maggot isn't gonna talk to me for a week after we're through with him!
- Sound good? - Yeah!
Alright. See you on the battlefield. Dismissed.
Hey...
rad speech. I mean...
consider me pumped.
Do you need something?
Nope. I just thought you might want to check this out.
Bam! New DXM, fresh import.
And uh, you might want to check out the notes section. B-t-dubs.
This is...
pretty cool actually.
But I have to stay focused right now.
You should too, Brian.
Yah. No, totally.
Well.
If you ever want to get unfocused...
Hey.
I've seen the posters.
This is team CTF, not a deathmatch.
You follow my orders, you'll be fine.
You got it captain.
Brian's Private Pre-Game Pump Up Five MInutes Remain
Stay frosty B.D.
Jenny wants you to avoid The Law.
Consider it done.
They won't even know I'm there. Ninja style.
He made a whole soda can disappear in my mouth.
Victory burgers after the game?
More like defeateritos.
Defeateritoes with cheese.
Speaking of dead meat, what was Jenny thinking putting BrianD on her team?
She was probably thinking I'm awesome.
Guys, Jenny wasn't thinking,
she was following orders.
Wait. You told her to put him on the team?
Course Cold Turkey.
Cause while I love a well earned victory burg,
what I really love, more than anything,
is to kill...
Brian D.
That big baby Brian is bound to burn, bro.
Nice one Alliterator.
He's going down in flames.
In front of everyone.
And when the smoke clears...
there will be no doubt
that he was anything
but a worthless, no talent fluke.
With cheese.
So uh, lets go.
- Yep! - Alright then!
Oh, Brian...
- What's he doing? - Costing me five hundred bucks!
Get with the program Brian.
Brian, I am going to the intel. Get to that structure and cover me.
You know, I think I will just stick back here and nade spam, sir.
Damnit Brian, what is your malfunction?
Is The Law going to be waiting for me up there?
Follow my orders, or get off my team.
Avenge me.
Damnit, Brian.
Yeah!
Give the people what they want.
Yeah! Come on Brian! Woo!
♪ This song's about The Law!♪
♪ Long Arm's looking for you... ♪
♪ Long Arm of The Law! ♪
- Oh, you're in trouble now! -
♪ Long Arm of The Law! ♪
- Here it comes! -
♪ Long Arm of The Law! ♪
- Yesss! -
- Clean yourself up! -
- Varsity Wins. -
Performance Analytics Expulsion Threshold
Subtitles by @Palabrsky
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Our top story, crunch when Brian D's underdog dreams
as the one shot wonder of VGHS was completely o'bruncherated
in yesterday's FPS scrimmage by The Law.
Peep this replay of him going eggs, "Benedict Arnold" on teammate Jenny Matrix.
Brian, check it. Ki invented a brunch of pizza. She calls it, get this, a "quiche".
I already told you, it's just a coincidence!
Isn't she amazing, dude?
You guys are great together. You would never betray one another.
Oh, man, I suck. You're still beating up over that Jenny Matrix thing?
Nah I'm over it.
That's the 'tude, dude. It's a new day. Carpe Diem.
Carpe Diem.
Let's get to class.
That last run felt a little half baked shot bot but one thing's for sure,
any way you slice this melon, Brian D's chances of making JV at tryouts are over, easy.
I'm Scott Slanders, and I'm drun...
Ki, that's...a 4000 hit combo
I helped my parents design this game.
Let's play again.
No no no! I've had..I've had quite enough.
You already made me quite the Brian D.
Let's play again.
Brian D? More like Brian Z. The last letter in the alphabet. Ooo yeah!
Don't even listen to him dude.
Ted, please, I don't even..know what that means.
Well Z is the la... You know I don't even have time to explain to you how sick of a burn...
Ted? Ted!
What happened?
You okay? You passed out for like 27 minutes!
I'm fine. I just...
You've seen them haven't you Theodore?
Hi Drift King.
The visions. What are they?
Merely a side effect...of drift fever!
You've got the blood Ted! You can't escape this now!
Cast off that silly little plastic guitar, and grip the steering wheel of destiny!
Forget it DK. Us Wongs are bred to shred.
I'm signing up for rythm gaming and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
Confound it! Why must you Brian D your future way on this dying sport?
Look at me in the eye.
Tell me how hammer-ons and pull-ups can possibly compare to the G force pull of an A+J turn?
The thrum of a rumble chair as you careen past the checkered flag...
The churning in your chest, as you hear those three magical words:
NEW-LAP-RECORD.
Got.. a class, I gotta go to class. Yoga class, let's go!
That's on thursday. I don't care. Let's go.
Okay!
Ted, even a man as fast as you can't run away from himself forever!
Hey buddy, look, I got you ...uh.
Ah, my thanks ted's vassal. Though in the future, I prefer, sour cream and onions.
Who are you?
Hey there champ. How are you holding up?
Great, great, yeah totally great.
Yeah, this is nothing compared to our old school, those old guys really knew how to haze.
Really? Well, I guess we'll just have to step it up a notch then.
JK, I'm just rattling you, bro!
So...you good?
Good? Yeah, No, I'm great, you know, it's totally great.
You're great, I'm great, you're with the Law, that's great, by the way.
I'm by myself, that's great. Yeah, no, everything is great.
Good. I have to go set up a practice but...I'm glad that you're...
...doing great!
I'll catch you later babe.
I really am d..
Brian D! My office, now!
The school took a risk on you Brian.
You let us down. Have a seat, kid.
Sir. Sir, I know I screwed up at scrimmage, but I figured with try-outs still right around the corner
VGHS try-outs are streamed across the world.
And you're one point away from expulsion.
Administration doesn't like those odds.
So what are you saying?
I'm saying you're circling the drain
We don't need some kid Brian D-ing all over our reputation.
That new catchphrase is the exact reason why administration is asking you to ragequit on your own accord.
We're asking you to - that's a good coffee - we're asking you...
to leave VGHS.
Hey! Kick back the hover ball!
Tough day Brian?
Oh hey Games! What do you want?
Just wondered if you dropped this.
How did you get that?
Well it's a funny story.
I told you. Stick to Games. I'm totally a catch.
That's my favorite game!
No baby. That's our favorite game.
Great. Well, enjoy the game.
Oh I will. But not as much as Jenny will enjoy your cute little:
Oh, I like you but I don't have the balls to say so note.Well per chance the Law will succomb to your...
..."Don Juan" thing marksmanship.
Are you kidding me?
This place is ridiculous!
It's my time in the spotlight Brian! And you're standing in my way.
It's Game's time.
Wow! It's Game's time! That's cute. You got yourself a little brand. I like that.
You know what Games? You want the spotlight?
You can have it! But first here's what we're gonna do.
We're going to throw it down.I'm gonna stomp your face.
I'm gonna make you cry, in front of your two...stupid friends whose names I don't even wanna know.
You see Games, I'm one point away from expulsion.
And I'm gonna use that point on all 3 of you noobs.
I figured you'd say something like that.
Assault rifles? Oh, let's get an SMG in there.
You funeral. Best at three?
First to five! Games on.
See ya!
I'm destroying you!
What are you doing here? Saving your ass.
Yeah, well, it's a little late.
Dammit Brian, what the hell are you doing?
I'm leaving on my own accord.
Yeah, I set you up. But you know what? You wanted to be in that game, and you screwed it up.
So you can blame me, you can blame the whole damn school.
But right here, right now, it is all on you.
Let's dance.
But...but it was Games' time!
This isn't over Brian D. Crownies ? Let's roll.
Thanks for the assist.
Yeah, you're welcome. You should play like that more often.
See you at sign-ups tomorrow.
You can kiss your high scores, good bye!
Yeah, good luck with that captain.
Hey Jenny, thanks for giving me a shot.
No matter how cool your are, better practice those 5-star songs if you plan on taking me on. Brian.
Subs by MisterMascolo
Sup Deansters! It's me again Games Dean
Big news today, Brian D did totally challenge me and my friends to a match
He came in all like, ew ew what!
And I was all like, what?
so we were beating them up
until Jenny comes out of nowhere all like
No! Don't hurt Brian!
I'm like What?
She's like don't!
yeah, Law's Jenny
I was like completely shocked
then she made us lose
and then like after we lost and were leaving
those two are macking on each other
moving in on another guy's girl Brian
i wouldn't want to be you when Law finds out
cause he's going to be like
WHAT
That's the daily dean, we're going to be doing more of that all week long
and month here on vghs
just stop in Tuesday Wednesday Thursday 3:30 to 4:45
and i'll be giving you all the goodness you've just got here today
see ya guys
well it's only got like 400 views
nice moves last night lover boy
Brian, VGHS only has like 400 students
Huh, i should probably go talk to Jenny
Nah Nah, I should probably go talk to Jenny
it's ok?
Are you ok there, boy?
Ted is presenting his new features at drift racing to freddie today i think he's got butterflies
I don't have butterflies, I've got DRAGONFLIES!
We don't need your presentation, imma tell him right now
Oh there's Jenny
I'm probably gonna go talk to her
Yeah I probably should pretend to not sit Ted for a few seconds
then wheel him into Freddie's room
Yeah, don't let him eat anything in there, ok
right
Heey
about today's daily dean
Whatever, Games Dean is an idiot
Right? Yeah he is! Total!
You beat it
Oh yeah, all your highscores too
Great
Oh don't worry it wasn't hard
Oh! So basically I suck
Yeah ehm
speaking of that
We can't really hang out anymore
What?
Or be friends
now that came out wrong
Brian I think that you're cool but The Law is Varsity captain
and my parents expect me to make the team
so i can't have people talking about you and me
so wait wait wait
you're telling me that Law won't put you on the team because he thinks that you and I
just answered my question
wow
so are we cool?
cool? No! we're not cool we're like the opposite of cool like
Jenny when you and i played last night it was
awesome, I know
I'm sorry, I have to go
And that is why i am going to sign up for drift racing this year
I love you dad
Mr. Wong
we all know Ted will never be a great rythm gamer
he just needs to hear you say it
you'll never be a great rythm gamer
i knew it
and that concludes our meeting!
You know how many losers told me that
on my way to the top?
pro shredders aren't born, Ted
they are forged to the fire and the flames
Really?
of course
see you're a Wong
you're born to be a pro shredder
the reason I bust your chops is because i know you've got what it takes
I got it
i knew you really cared
Now stop whammering and start hammering
on that is, practice-wise
hey, see you at the sign-ups
i won't let you down this year
Thanks Ki-wy
The presentation was tops!
So
you're Ted's first groupie
Ki Swan 1360 points
fighter
I don't like you
On to the wise Ki-wy
you've been his lady for what... a week?
I'm his father twice a month a weekend for his entire life
Ted stays where he belongs, you hear me
IN MY SHADOW!
Attention players, one hour left to sign ups for clan try-outs
choose your team carefully because once you swipe that card your fate is sealed
Brian hey!
are you to top off my lemonade or...
oh wait, I'm sorry, That's why i have her
Thanks, babe
just here to sign up
that is precious
Here's the deal Brian
i did you a favour by sparing your life, remember?
so now you're going to do me a favor by not signing up
sorry Law, the favour train has left the station
Last chance tanner-tom
are you sure you want to do this?
What would you do Law?
I think you would sign up
but you're not The Law!
Are you?
Believe me Brian, i get it
you want to be this
Listen to Law's lesson, loser
everybody hates you Literator
I mean who wouldn't
I've got it all
i've got the looks
i've got the brains
Ehm... Check me by the way
I've got the whole school in the palm of my hand
but wait, there's more!
I've got the girl of your dreams
eSsen my D
Styling My Do
So
you want to be this
Brian D?
You want to be The Law?
Well you've got to get through The Law first
Hey Ki!
Sorry i ditched you back there
did you and my dad get the chance to talk
yes we did
and he's
your father
I have to get to the fighting sign-ups Ted
Why?
I tought you wanted to make games
Hey, what better resources than playing with the best
Goodbye
Hey Ki wait up!
Yo, Little Wong!
Making a graph on how bad you suck
I made that graph leave him alone
It's cool Ki
Hey guys how is it going?
Ted for rythm gaming this year came to join the team finally
you mean you're actually going to sign up again?
How me suffer why?
Because
I
Oh my god, The Law is trolling Brian D
I gotta go help my friend
goodbye guys
KEEP ALL MY STUFF
That guy should litterally be doing anything but rythm gaming
Why are you doing this?
you've already proved you're better than me
Brian, dude
It's because i can
because
it's fun
And because you
made it personal
the spotlight wasn't enough
so you had to move in on my girl
dude, we're just...
we're not even friends
Whatever
So on to you
Cozy up to jenny so you two can play on JV?
Didn't you hear? She's getting on Varsity
Yeah, her boyfriend runs the team!
Oh I love gossip
let's dish
did you also hear
oh yeah
her boyfriend doesn't give a sht
Jenny stays on JV
this is my year
and noone else's
so i suggest you skit out
go practicing your dance moves, Brian
sign-ups are closed
This is too good for you Law?
Oh my god
Somebody S my D
Stay away from him
back off!
Okay, I've got your back
What are you waiting for? Let's go!
To war!
Are you wounded Theodore?
this doesn't change anything
BRIAN D!
Yes Calhoun?
I'm expelled?
I gave you a chance to leave quietly
and this is how you use it?
assaulting a student?
initiating a brawl?
stealing a hat?
and worst of all Brian
worst of all
you forgot that it's all about the game
Sir, please you can't do this
Yes I can
It's done
you're facing a 300 point abduction
300 points you do not have
you've got to be joking
Do you hear any rotflcopters son?
Pack your thing and get out of my school!
Are you more like a rockstar everyday, kiddo
What?
Is this a joke?
Am i a joke to you?
No no no no
There must be some mistake
you know Ted you want to bail on the Wong, that's fine
but getting some groupie to take your place?
That's pathetic
dad
Dad your face, now get out of mine, forever!
Welcome to the team, Theodore
you switched the cards
Er... reason one
as I explained in my previous presentation
I don't care about your stupid graphs Ki
my dad hates me because of you
that brings us to reason two
Ted, your dad hates you
and not because of me, i mean, from before
We're through Ki
Ehm... ok
I know you're upset
if we think about this objectively
OBJECTIVELY you've ruined my life
I never want to see you again
but i was just looking out for you
Look out for me?
Look form over there!
Get out of my face
forever
Did you really want me to...
just go!
Hi
Jenny I'm sorry
sorry for punching Law in front of the school
or for ruining my chances of making Varsity this year
yes, both of these things, and before you hit me again there's something i've got to take off of my chest
What? That you like me?
That you were just sticking up for me against my big mean boyfriend?
Look i get that you're upset we can't be friends
but you're not the only one who has a tough round here ok?
If you can't suck it up then leave
Hey!
You'd be happy to know i just got expelled
SO i am leaving
oh and your big mean boyfriend
he told me he's not going to put you in the team anyway
so at least you've got a show out of it
You're an asshole
Previously, on VGHS (subtitles by MisterMascolo)
Jenny, make Varsity?
Not on my watch
You signed me up for drift racing
Ted, I'm sorry
I'm splitz-fied baby
we're through
you're expelled
pack up your dreams and go
Sorry, ki
Ted stays where he belongs
in my shadow!
What're you doing Brian
Why did you throw it on the way
Because you're too good for him Jenny
and because I'm in love with you
Thanks Mr. D
Another busy night Mr. D
It's always a busy night
knock yourself up
Is... Is that Brian D?
See if he will play a game with us
I'm sorry, Brian never games with the customers
Come on, scram scrow
Go back to VGHS, Jumper Jax
Whatever, quitter
yeah, i'll go
Always looking out for a little guy
Ted?
How long has it been?
Twentyfour hours?
You have it D., it's a day!
Come on let's go get a slice
alright!
And then Calhoun told me i can't switch to rythm gaming
cause once you've signed up you're locked in the system
It goes a butt
Same old story
calhoun always wins
but it's a story with a twist ending
you signed up, you're still in the system, you can totally try out tomorrow
It's taking worse when you're expelled
And even if i did, tomorrow is not good for me
We've got this huge birthday party coming
dude, come on
As much as i love what you've done to the place
it ain't VGHS
Uhm.. That's kind of the idea
You actually play games for fun here
Tell me we didn't have fun together?
We had some swell times
to better days
So...
How are you Ted
i was really sad to hear about you and ki
never say to me that name again
what name?
my name?
Ki
Ki!
What a surprise!
Oh yes, hello
here
Will you stop being mad at me now?
Brian tell Ki that fixing my guitar doesn't make up for breaking my hopes and dreams
Ted, tell Brian that you were being a big stupid dumb jerk
Brian, Ki says i'm a big stupid
dammit
So, ki
it's been a while
it's been one day Brian
Ah ok
Hey you
loser
can't hail the rock?
than you'd better whack
away
Remember, while you still do drugs
you're a loser, so why you don't stop playing and go taking some drugs, loser?
Whoa, you suck
why is Ted so stupid
Ted isn't...
ergh.. Ted is different
I apologised to him and he's so mad at me
i should be mad at him
I am mad at him
I'm sucking at rythm gaming just because i tried to fix his problems
Woah, Ki you can't always fix other people's problems for them
I mean sometimes
problems are just unsolvable
like the Hars conjuncture?
Think it like this
Ted is.. like you Gumbac
That you've been looking on
I mean sure, sometimes he get knocked around but
you gotta trust himself to pick him back up
even though he doesn't know you have to see
Brian
thank you
So you're running an arcade now?
Hey Jenny
It's pretty rad
Best thing ever right?
I know, but
i'm kinda busy at the momento so...
Look Brian, i'm not really the best at apologises
but i just wanted
Jenny we're cool, i mean
i was being a jerk too
Now why don't you go play some games, like
over there?
on the house
Okay still you're getting kicked out and
school sucks without you Brian so... i'm sorry
Don't be
really i mean
it worked out for the better
look at this place
Ted was actually in here, like telling me i can actually try out and stuff
You can still try out tomorrow?
Yeah but it's not like it did let me get back in
So what??
People are saying that i can't make Varsity just because i broke up with the law
but you know what if i kick enough ass out there there's nothing he can do to stop it
I'm sorry i tought that playing at VGHS was like your dream or whatever
you're telling me you have one last shot at your dream and you're just gonna walk away?
seriously what the hell is wrong with you, really?
Broke up with the Law?
oh my god
that's what you've got out of this
No, i mean, i was just saying
You really think i've got a shot?
At the tryouts
yeah
it think you have a shot at the tryouts
That's what i meant
totally
Good
so will you be there tomorrow?
no, jenny
i mean even if they let me back on it's not like VGHS is going to change
good luck out there
you know
we've never played DxM
I tought it was a baby game
i think you're just saying that because you know you're going to lose
oh really?
what do you say a hundred pipe so that we dance?
this isn't fields of fire i mean skeeball
you should be embarassed
i'll never love you
you're right
i'm being a big dumb stupid jerk
i know you're just trying to protect me and i'm sorry that you're stuck to rythm gaming with my dad
okay
i deserved that
please forgive me
i really miss you Ki
can we please be friends again?
oh gosh
you know one last shot of my dream
i can go for that
good
this is brian D with nothing to lose and he's one of my team
alright, captain
almost nothing
almost?
hey Brian
Jenny
Ki and i made up
and by made up, i mean made out
if you know what i mean
our lips touched
great
I'm super happy for you
so what were you guys up to?
Uh Uh! Four way high five!
Subtitles by MisterMascolo
It's time we hear again
when legends are ripped, screaming and bloody
from the wumb of glory
That's just one of the many disgusting ways
we'll be describing the white knuckle action of vghs'
fps clan tryouts
Live here in our mobile studio in grand theft auditorium
and speaking of legens
our special guest of today eats legends for brunch
hey law
hope you grabbed a snack for the match
ehm, I did Scott, thank you
so law, we've got 84 students
going for just 12 Jv and Varsity jants
any pro tips for your fellow mouse jockeys?
before they get ready for the death?
well, i don't know about pro tips, but
let me tell you something i once told a promising young newblade
VGHS is about being the best
but you can't be the best
you must be yourself
so before you walk in the tryouts today
i want you to dig deep before you walk through these doors
i want you to find out what drives you
cause once you find that out
once you know what it is to truly game
then nobody can break you
you guys are ready to go?
chiba, honzo!
how did you
Fished them out of the dumpster
You didn't think i'd let you actually throw your gear, did you?
i fixed them for you, they should be fully functional
and i've added a few...
upgrades
you guys know you're the best friends ever, right?
we are?
of course we are!
now let's go playing some video games
now we've seen some great action today, but this final match is the one that everyone is gabbing about
in the red corner: the leanest, the meanest
fps-est varsity crew this school has ever seen
they must have a pretty good captain
and in the blue corner
a rad tad group led by jenny Matrix
who's fighting to be the first softmore ever to make it onto the vghs
varsity team
doesn't help that she's down a man due to Brian D's expulsion
Yes, we've got you to thank for that, Law
Look, when a troublemaker like Brian comes into a school
STFU Law, It's Brian D!
Noo!
No!
Don't you understand the maning of the world "expelled", D?
i signed up, i'm still in the system
the rules say i can play
Pff, Who sold you that load of molineux?
Around here I'm the dungeon keeper, and my rules are in black and white
looks like your fable ends here
i know it does
it was my dream to play on a vghs team and i screwed it up
yes, you messed it up bad! Like a failure
so what are you doing on my battlefield?
This isn't about you and me
it's not about getting back in
it's about one last chance to play with the best of the best
it's about playing the game
so at the end of the day Calhoun
it's all about the game
GG Brian D
he plays!
I can't believe that worked
check out brian d's old school gear!
Don't tell me he's that one he smoke you with
Law-lipop
alright everybody calm down, the game is about to start
You've shown up late again, uh brian?
you never seem to learn, do you?
Rule No 1 Ace
never give up
Rule No 271 Never quote my rules back to me
Now sit your punk ass down and best wishes
you all know the routine, you keep it clean up there
match begins in thirty seconds
get busy fragging or get busy dying
COUNTDOWN
allright bring it in
you should've stayed home brian you're going to ruin itfor all of us
yeah you're expelled, you've no chance of making jv
hey| i've seen these two cats meow
and it's about to be a fancy fist tonight
you plan on bringing the thunder?
you know it
good enough for me
Jenny
Now that you've all worked out your feelings
are you ready to kick some ass?
Fry my circuits! D and Jenny've just grabbed the case
bust out your butts and putt butt bibbs on these butts zoners
because this combo is bubble
please, grabbing the case is the easy part
let's see how these butts do on the long way back
How crowdass that kid can play
i hate that kid
Bullim! Underclassmen draw first blood!
Law, looks like your ex girlfriend and arch rival are really kicking your team's ass
Jenny matrix has almost dome
these underclassmen are one point away from the biggest upset in clan tryout's history
and that's not all, shotbot
another round like that and brian d could actually get back in, into vghs
Now how's that do ya, Law
he's gone
he left
alright, you three left flank
everyone else, with me
this is it g...
THE LAW HAS ENTERED THE GAME
The law?
Game over man
game over our faces
okay, everybody calm down
don't panic, as longas we keep our
HEADSHOT
Law ready for this?
Run!
Yowza! lesson learned, hell hath no fury like a Law scorned!
I know me some ownage
but that's got to be of the fastest case grabs I've ever
oh great Carmak's gosth!
he scored again
tie game
you knwo what that means Quakesperians
It's time for a sudden death!
3 minutes, no respawns, no mercy
Ladies and gentelman, it does not get better than this
two stories, one villan of Quakesperian proportions
and it all comes down to this final play
Jenny, Brian
make it a good one
everybody stop!
we can still win this thing
get real Matrix, we're down-zo
the law is coming
for me
The law is here because i'm here
So i say let him have me
you know you're almost in school, right?
i know
alright, here's the plan
LAW!
he's mine
Jenny
Law
awkward
so
what's happening captain?
Should we just shoot each other?
oh we could
but that won't get you on varsity know, would it?
here's how this is gonna work
you're gonna go grab the intel
i'm going to say hi to Brian
and I'll see you at Varsity practice tomorrow
you think i'd be caught dead on your team
Matrix, please
i should go before people start talking
Hey brian
Argh
Argh!
Jenny just shot me in the back
Oh wait no
I'm sorry
she just stabbed you in the back!
Really, Brian?
really?
I gotta admire your gumption, kid
you really want to play this game one last time
Okay
The clock's ticking
so why don't you put that 'nade on your nogging
and we'll put this all "is anybody better than the Law" issue to bed
Brian
move the face
I'm not the bad guy here, you were nothing and nobody
and then you met me and the whole world gave you a shot
and you blew it
you proved you're a nothing
but surprise
here's your pal The Law
coming here to give you a last chance
so are you gonna take it? Come on
you've got nothing to lose
almost
Law ready for THAT?
Brian D
congratulations
you're once again the lowest ranked player in VGHS
Welcome to the team
thanks
I'm sorry about Varsity
it's ok
I'm happy with what i've got
Sorry, i was completely unprofessional
It's ok
I am your captain now, though
Oh, well it won't happen again
captain
That was your first kiss, wasn't it?
And my last, cause now i'm going to die
Brian, it was
i'm
it was good
Good, cause that was the last one, right?
yeah
I hate this school
practice starts tomorrow
see you there
captain
Hey, sorry DK. I'll catch you later
Sleep well, young Theodore
for we drift! AT daybreak
Oh hey Ted
turns like your girlfriend here is quite a rocker
she can learn a thing or two
I'm sure she is da
she's pretty awesome at anything
Ted you can play cool all you want, but you know at the end of the day
look, that's Brian!
Oh, see you later popps
Brian freaking D!
Congratulations brain
I knew you'd make it back!
Roommates forever!
Thanks guy
Wow, you've made your teams!
Yes, she melted my old man's face off
litterally
oh no, not litterally
but i did really well
Put your jacket on, let's get some victory pizzas!
pizza sounds great right about now