Change legs if you want?
You scared?
No, Patrick made the coffee too strong.
Same as usual.
Who asked you?
Paul, fear's part of the job.
It's the caffeine.
You need herb tea.
You guys are jerks.
We gotta move.
You guys scared?
Wait!
Can you walk?
Just a sprain.
A big one.
He'll cover us from here.
Any problem, call for back-up.
Back-up? I'll be fine.
Sure.
Gimme your gun!
Franck?
Run, Patrick!
Fuckin' burbs!
Shit!
You wrecked my coke!
Shut up!
I said shut up!
Did you do that?
How many are you?
No, don't shoot!
Don't shoot! Carlos!
French cops are still as dumb!
Move!
You're a champ! Keep up the good work!
Faster!
Turn right at the signal!
Step on it!
What's your name?
Franck.
Can I ask you something?
Do cops get laid?
Do chicks go for them?
Depends on the cop.
Crap! Chicks are hot for bad guys like me.
There's my train. Bye, Franck.
Don't do it!
You wrecked my coke?
Fuck!
Your lucky day!
9 months later
Room 21.
Did I scare you?
I missed you.
- It's only been 2 days. - 2 too many.
Didn't you quit smoking?
I tried, I switched to lights.
That shit kills everything.
No kidding?
Can't you read?
It eats the brain, the eyes,
the nose, the mouth...
the throat, the heart...
the lungs...
the stomach... And this!
OK, I'll quit!
Especially this.
A pack a day, in 10 years it's dead.
When you lose your Italian accent, I'll quit smoking!
I'll quit when we're really together. OK?
Shall I call him?
What? Now?
To say what?
The truth.
That I'm leaving him to live with you.
We've waited too long. Give me my cell!
It's too soon. We can't do it!
It's been 6 months.
Let's wait and see if we're really solid...
- What? - I know we are. Sure we are...
So call him then!
- I think about you all day. - Me, too.
We must live together...
Franck cannot be reached now.
Leave a message after the tone.
Where's Franck?
He's coming.
Please stop that!
This is your chance to avenge a cop's death.
At least you can clear yourselves.
But I warn you,
if you fuck up again,
I'll nail you.
We won't mess up.
I know you're both good cops.
But since the Carlos fuck-up, only I think that.
We had bad luck. But, Chief, luck changes!
Just don't change with it.
Where the fuck...?
- Can I work now? - Yes...
No! one second...
I left you 4 messages. Where were you?
I was busy.
With some chick! Dump her, pack your bag. We're off to Toulon.
Why Toulon?
Tell you later. I have to call my wife!
Turn on your cell! Paul's calling you.
I'm a louse.
So am I. I can't go on lying to him.
Poor guy!
More hardhats than cops get killed!
You ever killed an innocent man?
At last!
Well?
Carlos... is in Toulon.
Our Carlos?
The dealer, not the singer.
Great, huh?
Wait, sure.
Up and away!
A busted pimp claims he knows Carlos.
He's wary of cops. So we got the job.
We're not cops?
Seems you know this pimp.
He's your uncle, he'll only talk to you.
Name's Jacques Pellegrin.
Uncle Jacques a pimp? What crap! He has a toy shop!
We going in your car?
Airport workers are on strike.
- By railroad? - They're on strike, too.
What's with this country?
It's in deep shit.
We should be there by midnight.
Got your gear?
Didn't have time to go home.
You weren't screwing at home?
But you were with a chick?
At her place? In a hotel?
- In a hotel. - You use hotels now?
It happens.
Is she married?
- No way. - Yes, she is!
You bastard, you have all the luck.
Let's get going!
So tell me!
Be nice. My life's a wasteland. Fire me up!
Do I know her?
I'm going to get her pregnant.
Who?
Valeria, you idiot!
Oh, sure.
It's the right moment, specially for her.
For some time she's been distant, cold,
weird.
Having a kid would be a fresh start.
Maybe. Yes, sure thing.
Doesn't enthuse you.
Sure it does.
You look glum.
Am I supposed to tap-dance?
I'm gonna be a dad, that's important.
Maybe, yes.
I think I got it:
you fear I'll have less time for you.
Don't be an idiot!
Our friendship's sacred. And you'll be the godfather.
Thanks, I'm very moved.
You joking? Who else?
How can I put it, Paul?
I had an affair with Valeria.
Your wife. You heard right.
I'm appalled at myself.
You didn't know?
Valeria told you nothing? Nothing at all? Really?
Sit down, Paulie. We gotta talk.
It is serious? You bet it is!
No, it's not desperately serious.
It happens to be about Valeria.
No, she's fine, she's not sick. It's that...
she has...
she has a lover.
Yes, I know. That's disgusting, vile.
I'd feel like you. Now as to the guy...
it turns out by some coincidence...
It's me. Yours truly. Fuck!
Shit!
Hey, Paulie, you OK? Terrific.
Great to see you. I gotta tell you something.
Can you imagine?
I've been screwing your wife, I know you only have one...
Well, I reamed her ass.
I know it's crazy. Makes you laugh.
Good. Then we can talk man to man.
Let's not go crazy over a piece of ass...
You said you'd screwed my wife. Keep going. I want to laugh.
Am I intruding? Want me to leave?
I'm sorry.
Not as much as I am.
Shit...
I know how you feel...
Would you rather I hid the truth?
Honestly, it's not my style, I swear.
Paul...
Say something! Anything you want.
I'd rather you insulted me.
I acted like a turd, I shouldn't have.
Living with this hasn't been easy... Don't take that one...
When did it happen?
When you were in hospital.
During my operation? Some friendship!
- You did it often? - No, not often.
Be precise: once, 10 times, a 100?
A quickie in a hotel. Wasn't great.
How could you do that to me?
Don't worry, he's a cop.
So am I.
Cool it!
What are you up to?
Gonna stare at the cars for long?
As long as it takes.
And our investigation?
What about it?
Want us to split up? Or continue?
You want me off the case, too?
I just want what's best. You're in no shape...
I'm in perfect shape!
Patrick was a friend.
A real one. I'm continuing for him.
This is our last case.
Then I never want to see your ugly face again!
I'm a pro, the job comes first.
You thought I'd blow it all over a piece of ass?
Valeria was a piece of ass?
Yes, it was only sex.
And it ended long ago?
Just a fling, didn't last.
It was nothing at all.
Today, you weren't with Valeria?
Who do you think I am?
Want me to tell you that?
Can I have my gun back?
Sure.
Thanks.
Paris to Toulon in under 10 hours.
We did good time, no?
Shut up!
I don't believe it!
Hey, Franck!
Shit! Pistachio!
Fuckin' incredible!
- You OK? - How's the champ?
Fine. You no longer on airport detail?
I got transferred home. I needed that.
It's God's country. Except for Morizot.
We gotta see him. He a creep?
Yes. What else?
Just fine. Meet Paul, my partner for 5 years.
Hey, Paul! How's tricks?
He looks like a great guy!
Let me reassure you.
Any friend of Franck's...
Need I say more?
Pistachio's a man of his word.
See that peach? Wanna meet her?
Don't pretend. I know you're a killer!
Horny as a pistol, right? You must know, Paul?
Yes, so I've been told.
Got balls for brains. In police academy we called him...
"Six-shooter"! Know what he did...?
Pistachio, shut up!
Did I goof?
It's nothing to do with you...
What is it?
He's got a toothache.
Teeth are awful. When they pulled my molar...
Who cares?
Relax, guys! Have a cold bath!
The Paris whizkids!
Let me gawk at you! We don't meet supercops every day.
Right, Millon?
Starsky and Hutch are on the Riviera!
- It'll be a hot summer! - Tell me all!
Which one of you impaled himself?
That was me.
If a cop hadn't died, we'd laugh too.
You must be Jacques Pellegrin's nephew?
We can't pick our relatives, Mr. Morizot.
Captain Morizot!
Got a problem, Pistachio?
- When do we see my uncle? - Tomorrow at 9, in the upstate prison.
Be nice...
Get out!
Room 111 and 113.
You're neighbors.
You'll hear my voice, but only to talk shop.
I'll pick you up at 8 a.m. OK?
- Sleep well... - Shut up!
Good night.
- How did he take it? - Guess!
Badly? Very badly?
Very, very badly.
- Poor guy! Did he cry? - No...
- He tried to shoot me. - Shit!
I'd have done the same. I'm a turd.
No, you were brave.
I didn't think you'd do it.
I felt so dirty...
I'm proud of you.
I behaved like a responsible adult. That's all.
He'll get over it in time.
But at last we'll finally be together.
But there's one thing...
I didn't tell all. I said it without saying it.
How did you do that?
I said it was just a fling, we made love once, and it was over.
Why? You'd done the hardest...
All in good time, Valeria.
I did spadework for you. He's your guy. Do your part!
Hang up! I want to talk to my wife!
Paul's there?
Yes, he's here.
- Can I talk to her? - He wants to talk to you.
Now?
Valeria?
- Evening, Paul. - You OK?
You dirty bitch!
- Is Paul well? - Don't start, Luc!
I thought it was over.
It is, it was a fling. I only called to say you knew.
Now that's done, you don't need it.
Yes, I do.
Franck isn't available now.
Where you going?
Let me guess! To reception to call Valeria?
- No, to get a sandwich. - Really?
Get it from room-service.
You busted all the phones!
Don't move, I'll get it for you.
Enjoy your meal!
There he is!
He's a monster!
Sort of, yes.
What a shitty job!
Wait! He's coming here.
Nice work!
You OK?
I want to puke, must be the salmon quiche.
I'll sit down 5 minutes, I'll be OK.
- Shall I call the medics? - No, I'm fine.
- Call 'em for me. - You, shut up!
Tell me, tell me please,
That she left me for another guy,
Not just because of me,
Set my mind at ease...
Why did you switch?
Go back! I want to hear it all.
I'll wait for you outside.
What's all this? You're a pimp now?
Franck, please. Don't be crude!
I just fell in love
with a bar-hostess.
Sure, I handle her accounting...
But that's all.
I could've asked her to stop, but...
What'll she do aged 49?
Times are tough.
The toy shop?
I sold it. I said, times are tough!
I swear, nephew, I'm clean as a whistle.
That creep Morizot was out to get me.
He uses Marilyn...
- Her name's Marilyn? - So what?
She's a real looker, you should see her...
Like a red-headed TV anchorwoman.
I think I'll get her pregnant.
That's why I need your help.
She can't get by without me.
If you help us nab Carlos, that's all I can promise.
You OK, sir?
What's wrong?
It's his teeth.
That's horrible.
Horrible.
- You OK? - I'm OK.
Still nauseous?
No, I'm better.
It's just that... Am I making a mistake?
- You mean Paul? - 3 years together
can't be swept under the carpet.
Am I a bitch?
No, I'd do what you did. Franck's way above Paul.
Don't say that! Paul's a great guy.
Oh, yeah?
He's kind, funny and a great cook.
Franck'll take you out for dinner.
You deserve better than Paul.
How can you say that?
His pasta may be good, but he's no great talker.
And you're a genius?
Stay with him, don't bug me!
I'm sorry. I'm on edge.
I'm sorry, too. Paul's a nice guy.
But you don't love him any more.
Something's vibrating.
It's Paul.
Valeria?
Can I talk to you? You got 5 minutes?
That's him. I'm certain.
You have his photo on you all the time?
Tell me all. Where'd you meet him?
2 days ago. I was with my fiancée, I saw the Viking.
The Viking?
He's French like us,
but looks like a Viking, hence his nickname.
He's a petty crook I know well...
He liked my toy shop. Wanted me to meet 2 guys
who had something to sell. The 2 guys met me
in the parking lot.
They were your Carlos, and a Brazilian mestizo
with a big scar.
Sure he's Brazilian?
I heard him speak to Carlos.
- What were they selling? - 50 kg of coke.
I don't get it. Why to you, a toy salesman?
Beats me, too!
What'd you say?
That I didn't have the means.
I won't touch that stuff, I'm an honest man.
Sure. Where can we find the Viking?
Hotel de France, downtown.
- What should I look for? - A flea pit.
No, to find the Viking.
For a Viking.
You never seen one?
Guess not.
I'll draw his portrait.
Good idea.
- You OK? - Great!
I spoke to Valeria. I'm forgiving everything.
Really?
Not you, asshole! I hate you!
You're a turd, a scumbag, a dickhead!
Valeria's different, I live for her.
I don't want to lose her, so I have no choice.
Is that all?
That's it! Safety-catches on, earmuffs off.
Only 9 out of 10. What's up? You tired?
Hard day's night.
- Luc told me. Nice work! - Thanks.
He told me you felt faint.
Take a few days off. And set things straight.
Set what straight? What do you mean?
Nothing. I just worry about you.
No, everything's fine.
Is Paul fine?
Yes, why?
Rumors fly in the force.
What rumors?
I'm not lily-white, either.
In the hospital, I had a thing with a phys-ed nurse.
You cheated on Valeria?
Gonna lecture me, now?
No, but...
One-all, and we kick off again.
Off to a fresh start.
That's very decent of you.
What else did Valeria say?
She was teed off about the nurse, but she'll get over it.
And she confirmed that you were just a cheap fling.
A mistake, she said.
A mistake?
A bad memory, a stain.
A big stain.
- Did you rat on me to Michelet? - No way.
Then who?
Could be anyone. They've all noticed.
- What? - Everyone except Paul.
So I gather you're staying together?
Of course we are.
I'm glad. I'd hate to be a marriage-buster.
Let's drop the subject, OK?
OK, we stop mentioning it.
Where we headed?
If you care, I got a lead on Carlos.
Sure I do. I'm listening.
What's this?
- We gotta find Obelix? - No.
The Viking.
I'll go in. Stay here and cover me if it sours.
OK, but stop being bossy!
I'm not.
Sure, you act bossy.
I've put up with it for years. I've had enough.
Wait for me in the car, please. That better?
Much better.
No problem, I'll cover you.
Though I'd love to see you get plugged.
May I borrow your suitcase?
If he takes my shorts, I'll kill him.
What do you want?
Nice welcome! Got a room for one night?
You never quit! Your pals came last week.
What pals?
- You're a cop. - No, a salesman.
And I'm Britney Spears! We got no perverts here.
- Scram! - Right, I'm a cop, so answer.
- Got a warrant? - Sure.
Want this on paper?
- What's it about? - You know the Viking?
No I don't... Yes, I do.
Now I remember, Does he look like a Viking?
What room's he in?
- He's out. I swear! - Where can we find him?
In the harbor. In a bar called "The Sun".
There you go, asshole.
Valeria's out.
Please leave a message.
It's me, Franck, the mistake, the stain!
I hear you're staying with Paul.
I'm surprised. But you're right, we're nowhere.
But I'm sorry, I was only a cheap fling!
But I'll survive, and I wish you a good life.
With lots of love and as they say...
Shit!
What's so funny?
We said we'd drop it, we're pros.
You know me, the job comes first!
Here we gotta think hard.
I always do!
- You're a bit flaky. - Shit!
- Who it is? - The Viking.
Don't you trust me anymore?
- Police. - You know him?
You'll be glad: I got a buyer.
I'll be glad when I'm back in Rio.
Who is he? He'd better not be another bum steer.
He's a very heavy guy. Heard of Toto Nesta?
Biggest dealer here.
Hurry, open the door. My husband gets off work at 5.
Kiss me.
Then why didn't I meet him sooner?
I didn't know him. Took me 200 calls to reach him.
I only got his sidekick, Michel Pardo.
- They agreed to my price? - No, Nesta offered €800,000.
He can go fuck himself!
- What else did I want? - You horny?
I'd eat a cow's ass.
Prestige Escort Girls. Nice.
Classy outfit.
They know me. Use my name.
What is it?
Was it in a hotel like this?
You did it in a dump?
- Stop! You'll screw us up. - Answer!
Stop it!
- How many stars did it have? - I don't know!
OK, it was a 5-star, with a jacuzzi and champagne.
That OK?
Keep it up.
Keep what up?
Wanna know if she came?
Yes, she enjoyed it.
Like a kitten meowing to its mom.
That what you wanna hear? Put it down!
- Not them again! - Who is it?
- 2 cops who won't lay off me! - Cops?
I shoulda killed him!
You rat on me?
- Did you? - No, wasn't me!
Florian!
Go hide!
You saw his accomplice?
The Brazilian? No. I didn't even see Carlos.
Prestige Agency.
Escort girls. Cannes.
He fixed him good.
All you had to do was phone!
Why didn't you phone?
And where's your partner?
In the can. Montezuma's revenge.
Montezuma... On the French Riviera?
Why not malaria? Who are these clowns?
They're clumsy, hence dangerous.
Now we know Carlos is here, we don't need them.
You're right, Millon.
Thanks, go back to Paris. We'll handle this.
C'mon Million.
At last! You switched on your phone!
What a dumb message!
You told him that...
I had no choice, Franck.
Paul called this morning, crying like a baby.
He said if I left, he'd hang himself.
Really? He said that?
Yes. What would you have done?
The same. You can't tell him that over the phone.
Why did you tell him we only made love once?
That makes it harder for me now.
Should I have said we never stop?
OK, I was gutless, but I'll fix that.
I'll call him tonight.
- Why? - We can't backtrack.
Or we call it quits.
I don't want to.
- But I can't do that to him. - You can!
He said he wanted you to have a baby.
A baby?
Franck? You there?
Don't go in there. It's Vietnam.
We going back to Paris! We're fired.
Fired? How?
Fired!
He hung up on me.
Do I care? What do you want?
A pregnancy test.
We're jinxed. Without that maid, we'd have nabbed Carlos.
You fucked up, you gotta control yourself!
- Like you with Valeria? - You got tunnel vision!
- I also had horns. - We said we'd drop it!
We will. This case is over. I'm off to Paris.
Bye!
Great!
I'll stay here and enjoy the sea air.
Don't be dumb! Michelet'll slaughter you.
Screw Michelet! And Morizot! I want to nab Carlos.
If you've forgotten Patrick, go back to Paris.
He was a pal, a real one.
Searching for "Nesta"
Haven't you left yet?
We're booking our flight via the web, it's...
Cheaper.
- Ugly! - I'll say!
You guys want Toto Nesta?
You know him?
Very well. Wanna meet him?
How do you know him?
A black BMW. That's them.
So? What do you think?
It's overpriced.
Don't bargain, I won't go lower.
- I have to talk to Mr. Nesta. - He's not informed?
Sure, but he wants a sample, to test the quality.
- He think I'm a department store? - You dreaming?
Think we'd pay without analyzing your dope?
That suit you?
It should do.
I'll call you in 24 hours.
Think they're OK?
Unlike your breath. Brush your teeth!
You made me sleep in the car to guard your coke!
So what?
I had no time.
Neither did I. But I have sweet breath.
We need a hotel room fast.
Too risky. We'll find something. Go brush your teeth!
That's him.
Toto Nesta! Look at that face.
Like a grapefruit.
He's got chicks, slot machines,
but what he likes best is white stuff.
Last summer, night and day,
we bust our asses trying to nail that creep!
Then what?
We had nothing on him, so we let him go!
Sure...
He's got company.
That's Pardo,
his gunman.
A little scumbag who helped him settle on the Riviera,
and who he really trusts.
So to sell to Nesta, Carlos has to go through him?
Sure, Pardo does all Neta's dirty work.
While Nesta stays clean on his boat and rakes in the chips.
Pardo makes house calls!
Shit, I forgot!
I promised my wife we'd go out for dinner.
Promises, promises!
Especially to a cop's wife!
When you work long hours, you can't take care of 'em.
Some find the time.
Franckie, I mean it.
He's gotta see a tooth doc.
Say a dentist.
What's with you two?
Poor guy!
Nothing new?
All we can do is wait.
Anyway, it's our only lead.
Remind you of anything?
The stakeout at that train station?
Our first job together.
You already had the killer look!
Me?
- You had quite a get-up! - What?
Beard and cap. A cut-rate Serpico.
You had a crooner's cowlick.
- I had a cowlick? - Yes, you did.
- A cowlick? - You did.
Shit, it's true.
What?
You're really sick!
Think I'll stand for that?
Oh yeah? In that case...
This means war!
You're really disgusting.
Yes... Franck?
Of course, he's beside me.
My God, Pernot!
How's tricks? Fine and you.
Family OK? The kids? Terrific!
Don't worry, it's nothing. Stay out of it.
Call when you want. Ciao. Big hug, Pernot.
- "Big hug, Pernot"? - What?
For swiping our office!
- There's worse things... - Like what? Name one!
We said we'd drop that.
I'll take a nap. Wake me in 4 hours!
"Big hug, Pernot."
The express train for Toulon is about to depart...
- Can I help you with your bag? - No, I'm fine.
Allow me, I insist.
May I buy you a drink in the bar-car?
No, there's no room.
No room?
I'm married and I have a lover, too.
Get it?
But thanks for my bag.
Get up, it's 7 a.m. It's your turn.
Already? You sure?
If you don't believe me, buy a watch.
My cell phone was my watch.
You fucker!
I'm pregnant, Franck.
By me?
Of course.
I came here to tell Paul.
Now we can't backtrack.
It's bad timing. Because...
I warn you, I'll tell him all.
- No, no. - Yes, yes.
How did you find us?
The Toulon police told me.
I had to see you, Paul.
Why didn't you phone me?
Some things you can't say on the phone.
Well, I have things to do.
Like what?
I have to go to Prestige hostesses.
In case Carlos calls for a hooker.
You called last night.
I'd rather go there. Direct contact pays off.
You fucker!
Calm down, Franck...
Go on, I'm listening.
Is it serious?
Yes... No. But it's important.
You're pregnant?
How'd you guess?
- Paternal instinct. - Wait...
- There's more. - Don't say anything.
It's the finest day of my life.
Let's never be apart. I want to start a family.
I want four. Four little cops. A squad!
Hello, I have a date at Prestige.
- Did you tell that scumbag? - Of course not.
Good. I can tell him first.
Don't rush things.
Is it a problem?
I'm afraid he may take it badly.
Wasn't it just a fling?
For me, not for him.
Franck took it seriously, so I had to stop it.
Bastard! That's not what he said.
You've heard of male vanity?
What a loser!
So he really suffered?
Where are you going?
Sir!
Uncle?
You, here?
They let me out this morning.
My company put up bail.
Jacqueline!
OK.
So it's true, you're a pimp?
You got a hooker agency?
Wrong, nephew. They're escort-girls.
Really?
They spend the evening with you, but nothing bad happens.
Just some chitchat.
You OK?
Sex is banned by our charter. Want to read the by-laws?
No, that's OK.
So what brings you to Prestige?
You want a piece of chitchat?
Ready for the photos, boss.
Meet Carole, high-school grad.
Be right there, love.
- A good listener! - I see that.
Hey, Uncle...
- Uncle! - Sorry.
I'm here because Carlos will call you for a hooker.
- For an escort. - Right.
But he'll call on behalf of the Viking.
OK? So if he does...
Yes, I got it.
If a guy calls on behalf of the Viking,
- I let you know. - You got it.
Of course.
I liked the toy shop better.
So did I.
What are you doing?
Enjoying the sun.
Where's Paul?
Enjoying the sea.
Don't freak! I couldn't tell him.
How come you couldn't?
Why? You changed your mind?
No, but it's hard.
- You still care for him? - No...
Well, yes. I can't just forget him.
Sure, I understand.
You understand what?
Saying nothing says it all!
Did you do better? You ran off a moment ago.
At least, I tried.
You're right, I'll stay with Paul.
I felt good with him, life was simple.
Since I met you, life is hell.
So stay with him! Suits me! Here he is!
- Take a dip, water's great! - I got things to do!
This a paid vacation for cops?
We look more discreet this way.
Stay out of it? You on this case now?
I'm a cop, too.
Franck, come with me.
- You mad that she joined me? - Not at all.
Then don't talk to her that way!
OK! Sorry, boss.
What's the deal at "Prestige"?
If Carlos orders a hooker, we'll be told.
Pralines!
He seems dazed. Did you tell him?
No, it's the pralines. He loves them.
Pralines?
You want to stay with him?
Let's make a deal.
Once we've nabbed Carlos, we tell him all.
Or call it quits!
OK.
Lady, did I tie you too tight?
Are you thirsty, sir?
- You made me drink an hour ago. - I know.
You must drink in a hot spell. 2 quarts a day.
I'm going to play beach-soccer.
You crazy? Stay here!
Cut it out! I'm not wanted in France.
Go buy food. Get some fruit!
Move it!
Fruit's good for you, full of vitamins. I love pineapples!
You like 'em too?
Go on, grandpa!
I said I'm not thirsty.
Even when you're not thirsty, you gotta drink,
or you'll end up in the cemetery.
Go on.
We may be too late. They could've
done the deal.
There's billions of girls on earth.
- Why mine? - We said we'd drop it, shit!
I'm just trying to understand.
Don't try. The women decide!
Valeria decided to sleep with you? But you didn't want to?
- Yes, but... - But what?
No, I resisted. And then she...
She harassed you?
She did. That's the word.
So press charges! I'm dreaming!
But it's true, you are irresistible!
Miss?
Cut it out!
May I ask you a question?
Does Mr. Handsome turn you on?
Do your nipples get hard?
Hey, creepo!
Don't speak to my wife like that!
Hon, go to your beach towel.
Listen to me!
You're begging for me to slug you!
I'm sorry, sir!
He apologized!
Wanna get slugged too, birdbrain?
Cool it, it's no big deal!
- Don't you say thanks? - Go to hell!
I don't need you to rescue me.
You're buggin' me, pal. Let me tell you something:
a cheating wife is unsatisfied.
Think about it!
Repeat that?
Sure.
A cheating wife is un-sat-is-fied.
- I'll slaughter you. - Go ahead.
Wanna slaughter me? You do?
So slaughter me!
Let go, and you're dead.
Stop that!
Shit! What the fuck is this?
You're both assholes!
Yeah, sure...
Ugly face.
Another game of backgammon!
- When's he gonna deal his coke? - It's coming. Be patient.
He's ugly, but good.
Plays like a Brazilian:
more style than pay-off.
How many Brazilians on the Riviera have a scar?
Could he be Carlos's pal?
Carlos works with a Brazilian?
Would he play beach-soccer?
It's too pat. Maybe he's not Brazilian.
That kid I questioned said he played soccer on the parking lot.
How do we find out if he's Brazilian?
By speaking to him. I'll do it.
You speak Brazilian?
I adore you, but you're a disaster.
What does that mean?
What time is it, please?
You speak Brazilian. How did you learn?
With a Brazilian volleyball champ.
10 years ago. Before I met you.
He's leaving. I'll go.
- What'll you say? - I'll ask him the time.
Those are inmate tattoos.
- He's Brazilian. - I'll go.
Stay here, watch the yacht.
Where's the guy with a ball?
He ordered a sandwich and ran off.
Grandma!
Chugalug, Grandma!
- Where's the fruit? - No time.
How do I feed them?
- I was tailed. - A cop?
Dunno. Maybe a gay. He didn't see me come in, I lost him.
I hope so.
Pardo called. He's coming tonight.
With the bread!
- It's back to your shitty country! - And bye-bye to yours!
"I'll buy a house in Bahia..."
Shut up!
Him and his goddam carnival!
Rio and Bahia! What a pain!
Well, that was him.
How do you know?
He spotted me, and ditched me.
I don't know this area.
We're jinxed again.
I'm sick of this beach, nothing happens.
Don't ask me.
Guess we've run out of luck.
Let's go back to Paris.
Wait, I'm listening.
Pinetree Manor...
Apartment 710.
Thanks, Uncle.
That was Prestige. Carlos ordered a hooker.
We'll nab him.
- What are you doing? - Coming with you.
Why?
- Because you... - You can't come.
Because I'm a woman? That it?
You're two lousy machos!
No, wait...
Say something!
- That's Italian women for you. - I told you so!
Keep your fuckin' hands off!
What did you say?
Nothing. It's OK.
It'd better be!
When's the hooker due?
7 p.m.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna replace her.
- You crazy? - It's too risky!
Not a chance.
Got an alternative?
Look!
That must be her.
Shit!
She's black.
- Forget it. - No way! Let's go.
Miss?
- You work for Prestige? - What's wrong?
In an hour, you'll be free. Come along.
- What's your name? - Claudia.
You two get out.
We're on duty, too!
Is it a winner?
Sure you can handle it?
A horny man is highly vulnerable.
Phone me, Paul!
Now you'll hear what's going on.
Don't talk loud, or Carlos will hear.
Wish me luck!
Good luck!
Pardo?
No, that's my chocolate cookie.
Keep still.
Who are you?
Claudia from the Prestige agency.
I wanted a black chick!
What's wrong?
- Don't like white girls? - No.
- How come? - They're cold.
Let me warm up the temperature.
I'm boiling.
That's what they all say.
But I'll do things you've never done before.
You'll be hooked
on white chicks forever!
Well?
May I come in?
No, I want a black chick. I'll call the agency.
Pity. I was ready to cut my price.
Wait...
- How much? - €2000.
For an hour?
Usually it's 3000!
- Crazy! - 4 times more than the others?
I know.
Why?
Guess!
Come on!
Let me look in your purse?
- Why? - I'm curious.
He'll find her gun.
OK.
Come with me.
Where's her gun?
Can I have my little gift?
Don't worry, he's leaving.
Get lost, champ! Go play.
What a chick!
That's some foxy lady!
Come along.
The Brazilian's coming.
The price is right.
Where do we do it?
In the sack!
Oh, shit!
So, my love?
What do you like?
At that price, don't even ask. Just make 'em weep.
What did he say?
Get on all fours!
Just a second, love!
Where's the fire?
You know where!
Give me time to undress.
I'll do it slowly, just for you.
Shall I touch myself?
Do I turn you on?
Enough chitchat. Panties off and turn over!
I'll make you squeal.
Don't move, or you'll squeal!
- A cop? - Hands on your head!
- You're a cop? - Hands on your head!
I got him.
I'll let you in.
Walk slowly!
I wasn't through. I want my money back.
Shut up and open up!
I always finish what I start.
Why doesn't she open?
- Hear anything? - No.
Look who's here!
My favorite dickheads!
You stuck on me?
Won't you lay off?
Sorry, I fucked up.
She with you? A female cop who's not a dog!
Let her go!
Who's humping her? You, Franck?
Or the mountaineer?
Or maybe both? A nice cop sandwich.
Touch her, you're dead.
Put down your guns or I'll blow her away!
You know I'll do it. I'll count to 3.
Now come in nicely!
Come on!
Get over there!
Now the whole family's reunited.
Coming with me, or staying with those bums?
You're coming with me.
I told you, Franck. Women go for bad guys.
Don't forget to water the oldies. Two quarts a day.
The door's armor-plated.
There you are, you jackass!
There's duplicate keys in the drawer.
Release me!
How? Shall I cut off your hands?
I'm sick of you, you're a jinx.
See you for Mardi Gras, asshole.
Bastard!
- You OK? - Keep going!
I got a score to settle.
Then I'll ream you.
Park beside them!
Who's she?
What's she doing?
Brake!
My gun!
- You OK? - OK.
And Paul?
Broke his leg again.
Call an ambulance, and don't move!
Be careful!
Sir!
I'm a police officer.
Carlos is in the car park.
You won't let go!
Drop your gun.
This time it won't misfire. Your time is up.
Nice shot!
Thanks.
The ambulance is coming.
- Where's Valeria? - She's fine.
I got him.
- I got him. - Yes, you did.
You're Italian? I love Italy.
I did a year of Italian in school. "We go for a walk?"
You cold? Doesn't the blanket scratch?
Nice going, Franck! Hats off!
Sorry for your partner, nasty wound.
Main thing is, you got Carlos.
Sure, great!
You're efficient, competent, real pros.
Tell this idiot to stop licking my ass!
Millon, scram!
We need people like you down here.
Why not come work in the south?
Why not? Enjoy the sunshine...
But not with you.
No, I couldn't face that.
No sex discrimination. We need cute girls.
- You OK? - OK.
- Got work to do? - Yes.
- Remember the deal we made? - Yes, very well.
So? Do we quit or stick together?
I don't want to leave you.
Me, neither.
Then you know what we have to do.
Yes, but he just saved my life. So it's...
No, OK, let's tell him, let's do it.
Fucker!
How do we do it? You start and I take over?
You OK, Paul?
Touch and go.
I may never walk again.
Sure you will. Don't be negative.
Right, I gotta be positive.
Specially as I'll be a dad.
OK, he'd have found out in time.
Face it, for you it wasn't just a fling.
But for Valeria and me, it's for life.
Now leave me alone with my family.
We have to go now, sir.
Back to hospital!
Don't you two do anything stupid!
You, too! No phys-ed nurses!
Wasn't the right moment.
I don't understand. Whose kid is it?
Yours... 99.9%.
Didn't you quit screwing him?
It's your fault, too.
You didn't want me to tell him, I had no choice.
This can't go on. That's enough.
I quite agree.
When he gets out of the hospital, we'll tell him.
We'll tell him everything!
6 months later
Stop with the leg!
Stop it!
Here he is.
You know what we have to do.
- Now? - We said when he got out.
Wait! He's not out yet. Let him get home.
OK! We'll tell him tonight.
No, I have a condo meeting.
Then we tell him now.
Maybe, I can cancel...
Franck, now or we quit.
Now. I'll tell him now.
Thanks, Isa.
You OK?
- Well? - You OK, then?
I have to tell you something.
Yes, one second. First, I kiss the baby.
It moved. Come listen!
It's your uncle. Itchy-kitchy-coo.
Fabulous! What did you want to tell me?
- It's a boy. - Yes, I knew that.
He didn't.
You told him? Fabulous, right?
A little guy.
Shall we go for a drink?
Yes, it's on me.
- We have to choose his name. - I thought of Leo.
That's cute.
I prefer Theo. It's got more punch.
When you have a kid, you can call it Theo.
You like Leo? Really?
It's cute.
Oh, mi amor. Let me tell you...
See over there,
I ran almost 6 ft without stopping. It was great!
After she gives birth, I'll tell him everything...
Or after the baptism, anyway we'll see...