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[SIRENS] [SIRENS]
AAH! WHAT? YOU SCARED ME!
THE CAR IS TEMPORARILY OUT OF ORDER. THE CAR IS TEMPORARILY OUT OF ORDER.
IT'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. I SWEAR. IT'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. I SWEAR.
MOVE THIS THING RIGHT NOW.
WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS. DON'T GET EXCITED. WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS. DON'T GET EXCITED.
I'M TRYING TO FIX THIS.
LADY, MOVE YOUR GODDAMN CAR! LADY, MOVE YOUR GODDAMN CAR!
I'M VERY SORRY. I'M VERY, VERY SORRY. I'M VERY SORRY. I'M VERY, VERY SORRY.
IT ALWAYS STARTS IF WE'RE JUST REALLY PATIENT. IT ALWAYS STARTS IF WE'RE JUST REALLY PATIENT.
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL CONVOY. THIS IS AN OFFICIAL CONVOY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
ALL RIGHT, GET OUT. ALL RIGHT, GET OUT.
THIS HAPPENS A LOT. THIS HAPPENS A LOT.
I'LL BE LATE.
GOT IT.
ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW. ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW.
CAN YOU OPEN THE DOOR?
I CAN'T, BECAUSE, LOOK... I CAN'T, BECAUSE, LOOK...
SEE THIS THING?
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY.
I CAN'T OPEN IT.
MOVE IT!
I DON'T BLAME YOU!
I'M LOCKED IN.
I'M GOING TO HAVE AN ANXIETY ATTACK. I'M GOING TO HAVE AN ANXIETY ATTACK.
OH, NO! OH, NO!
OH!
[COUGHING]
OH, THIS IS GREAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
ANYTIME.
I'M SO LATE. I'M SO LATE.
THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK.
I'M LATE.
THE CAR?
YEAH. YEAH.
I'M LATE.
LOU'S GOING TO KILL ME. LOU'S GOING TO KILL ME.
TV: IF TONIGHT'S BANQUET
IN HONOR OF THE VISITING EMIR KHALED ABIN ABDUL MAJID IN HONOR OF THE VISITING EMIR KHALED ABIN ABDUL MAJID
HAS ITS DESIRED EFFECT,
STATE DEPARTMENT INSIDERS PREDICT THE ADMINISTRATION STATE DEPARTMENT INSIDERS PREDICT THE ADMINISTRATION
WILL SOON BE ANNOUNCING THE START OF CONSTRUCTION WILL SOON BE ANNOUNCING THE START OF CONSTRUCTION
ON A MAJOR MILITARY BASE IN THE EMIR'S REMOTE ON A MAJOR MILITARY BASE IN THE EMIR'S REMOTE
BUT STRATEGICALLY LOCATED MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRY.
STATE DEPARTMENT-- STATE DEPARTMENT--
PRESIDENTIAL AIDE JOHN J. HILLEY WAS ACCUSED PRESIDENTIAL AIDE JOHN J. HILLEY WAS ACCUSED
OF BEING OVERLY AMBITIOUS BY SEVERAL CONGRESSMEN.
BRAD, NOT IN THE AFTERNOON. BRAD, NOT IN THE AFTERNOON.
OH, KIM, AFTERNOON, NIGHT, OH, KIM, AFTERNOON, NIGHT,
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
BRAD, WE CAN'T. IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT. BRAD, WE CAN'T. IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT.
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S RIGHT. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S RIGHT.
THIS IS RIGHT.
[KISSING] [KISSING]
AND THIS...
[KISSING] [KISSING]
AND THIS...
HI, SWEETIE!
HI. HI.
I'M LATE.
THE CAR?
YEAH. YEAH.
OH!
TAXI! TAXI!
TAXI!
[SCREAMING] [SCREAMING]
HI!
HEY, SUNNY! HEY, SUNNY!
NO CAR?
NO CAR.
GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME? GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME?
NO, THANKS, JIMMY. I GOT A DATE. NO, THANKS, JIMMY. I GOT A DATE.
[SCREAMING]
HI, LOU. HI, LOU.
HI, SUNNY.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR SHOWING UP. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR SHOWING UP.
AM I LATE?
HOW COME YOU WERE RUNNING IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW? HOW COME YOU WERE RUNNING IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
EXERCISE.
VERY FUNNY! I CAN'T PAY MY TAXES HERE.
THE JOINT'S DYING ON US-- THE JOINT'S DYING ON US--
I PROMISE I'LL BE ON TIME I PROMISE I'LL BE ON TIME
THE REST OF THE WEEK.
IT'S FRIDAY. IT'S FRIDAY.
MAKE IT UP BY CLEANING UP TONIGHT. MAKE IT UP BY CLEANING UP TONIGHT.
I HAVE A DATE.
WHO YOU GOING OUT WITH?
GUESS. GUESS.
THE FRIDAY NIGHT SPECIAL?
COME ON, DONNA. GIMME A BREAK. COME ON, DONNA. GIMME A BREAK.
HE'S NOT SO BAD.
WELL, THIS IS WASHINGTON, D.C. WELL, THIS IS WASHINGTON, D.C.
THE MEN ARE MARRIED, GAY, OR IN THE GOVERNMENT. THE MEN ARE MARRIED, GAY, OR IN THE GOVERNMENT.
HOW COME YOU GOT THE ZEBRA?
I GOT HERE FIRST.
I GET THE GIRAFFE? I GET THE GIRAFFE?
NO. FRANCINE HAS THE GIRAFFE TONIGHT.
OH, NO! OH, NO!
OH, YES! OH, YES!
ABSOLUTELY NO WAY!
WHAT ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT? WHAT ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT?
I WILL NOT DRESS LIKE A CHICKEN! I WILL NOT DRESS LIKE A CHICKEN!
NOT A CHICKEN, AN EMU!
I'VE NEVER HEARD OF AN EMU! I'VE NEVER HEARD OF AN EMU!
WEAR IT YOURSELF! WEAR IT YOURSELF!
I'M NOT A CHICKEN. I'M AN EMU. I'M NOT A CHICKEN. I'M AN EMU.
THAT'S EMU.
E-M-U. E-M-U.
NO, SWEETIE, I WILL NOT SIT ON YOUR EGGS. NO, SWEETIE, I WILL NOT SIT ON YOUR EGGS.
I'VE GOT GET SOMETHING TOGETHER.
MY CAR HAD A TOTAL BREAKDOWN. MY CAR HAD A TOTAL BREAKDOWN.
GOD, I'M SO BROKE.
SEE THAT GUY OVER THERE IN THE GREEN JACKET? SEE THAT GUY OVER THERE IN THE GREEN JACKET?
HE'S LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME. HE'S LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME.
I THINK HE'LL HAVE TROUBLE FINDING IT.
LOOK, I KNOW YOU DON'T GO FOR STUFF LIKE THAT, LOOK, I KNOW YOU DON'T GO FOR STUFF LIKE THAT,
BUT THE GUY GAVE ME 10 BUCKS FOR AN INTRODUCTION.
AN INTRODUCTION, THAT'S ALL. AN INTRODUCTION, THAT'S ALL.
YEAH? TELL HIM I SAID HI. YEAH? TELL HIM I SAID HI.
HEY, SUNSHINE, LISTEN TO ME. HEY, SUNSHINE, LISTEN TO ME.
I'VE GOT A COUPLE EXTRA HUNDRED BUCKS. I'VE GOT A COUPLE EXTRA HUNDRED BUCKS.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ME BACK RIGHT AWAY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ME BACK RIGHT AWAY.
I'M OK. REALLY, I AM.
I'M SERIOUS! REMEMBER MY FRIEND? I'M SERIOUS! REMEMBER MY FRIEND?
SURE!
HE'S BEEN REAL GENEROUS LATELY. HE'S BEEN REAL GENEROUS LATELY.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I THINK SO. I THINK SO.
SEE THIS?
DON'T TELL ANYONE. IT'S REAL. DON'T TELL ANYONE. IT'S REAL.
WOW!
SEE THESE? THEY'RE NOT.
HE PAID FOR ALL 3. HE PAID FOR ALL 3.
MY FRIEND HAS SOME FRIENDS, VERY NICE GUYS. MY FRIEND HAS SOME FRIENDS, VERY NICE GUYS. MY FRIEND HAS SOME FRIENDS, VERY NICE GUYS.
YOU SHOULD GO OUT WITH US SOME TIME.
OH, NO. I COULDN'T.
I DIDN'T SAY I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU. I DIDN'T SAY I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU.
I JUST THINK IT'S VERY INTERESTING
THAT YOU USED THE SAME EXCUSE LAST WEEK. THAT YOU USED THE SAME EXCUSE LAST WEEK.
NO, THAT WAS LAST WEEK. NO, THAT WAS LAST WEEK.
YOUR SISTER'S KID'S MEASLES WAS THE WEEK BEFORE.
I'M NOT YELLING! I'M NOT YELLING!
I'M JUST SPEAKING DISTINCTLY!
NO, YOU CAN'T COME OVER LATER. NO, YOU CAN'T COME OVER LATER.
LATER IS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
AND ANYWAY, WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT, AND ANYWAY, WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT,
I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING--
IT'S GOT TO GET BETTER.
DOES IT? DOES IT?
DOESN'T IT?
SURE IT DOES.
GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART. GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART.
GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.
AMONG THE CELEBRITIES WE EXPECT TO SEE TONIGHT
ARE THE PRESIDENT HIMSELF AND HIS HONORED GUEST, ARE THE PRESIDENT HIMSELF AND HIS HONORED GUEST,
THE EMIR KHALED ABIN ABDUL MAJID. THE EMIR KHALED ABIN ABDUL MAJID.
WASHINGTON INSIDERS CONSIDER TONIGHT'S GALA
THE BEGINNING OF AN ATTEMPT THE BEGINNING OF AN ATTEMPT
ON THE PART OF THE ADMINISTRATION ON THE PART OF THE ADMINISTRATION
TO ARRANGE AN IMPORTANT STRATEGIC DEAL WITH THE EMIR
ESTABLISHING A MAJOR AMERICAN MILITARY PRESENCE ESTABLISHING A MAJOR AMERICAN MILITARY PRESENCE
IN THAT MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRY. IN THAT MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRY.
ALTHOUGH THE EMIR HAS STRUGGLED FOR YEARS
TO RECONCILE DISSIDENT FACTIONS TO RECONCILE DISSIDENT FACTIONS
WITHIN HIS TRADITIONALLY CONSERVATIVE NATION, WITHIN HIS TRADITIONALLY CONSERVATIVE NATION,
HE IS CONSIDERED POWERFUL ENOUGH--
IF NOT POPULAR ENOUGH-- TO ASSURE HIS OWN PEOPLE IF NOT POPULAR ENOUGH-- TO ASSURE HIS OWN PEOPLE
THAT THE LONG-TERM BENEFITS FROM SUCH AN ARRANGEMENT THAT THE LONG-TERM BENEFITS FROM SUCH AN ARRANGEMENT
WOULD MORE THAN HELP HIS SUFFERING COUNTRY.
Sunny: EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME! Sunny: EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!
THIS WAY.
IS IT THE PRESIDENT? IS IT THE PRESIDENT?
ONE MORE. ONE MORE.
ELIZABETH!
JUST ONE MORE, PLEASE. THANK YOU.
HOW ARE YOU? HOW ARE YOU?
THIS IS OUR CAR.
THERE HE IS! THERE HE IS!
OH!
OUCH!
WHAT'S IN THERE, A GUN?
A GUN? A GUN?
A GUN!
[SCREAMING] [SCREAMING]
[GUNSHOT]
[SCREAMING] [SCREAMING]
I GOT HIM!
AAH!
[GUNSHOT]
HE GOT ME! HE GOT ME! HE GOT ME! HE GOT ME!
TV: AT APPROXIMATELY 11:45, TV: AT APPROXIMATELY 11:45,
WHEN THE PRESIDENT'S BANQUET IN HONOR OF
THE EMIR KHALED ABIN ABDUL MAJID WAS BREAKING UP, THE EMIR KHALED ABIN ABDUL MAJID WAS BREAKING UP,
THE WOULD-BE ASSASSIN APPEARED-- THE WOULD-BE ASSASSIN APPEARED--
ACCORDING TO EYEWITNESSES AND OTHER INFORMATION, ACCORDING TO EYEWITNESSES AND OTHER INFORMATION,
THE NAME OF THAT REAL-LIFE HEROINE THE NAME OF THAT REAL-LIFE HEROINE
IS SUNNY ANN DAVIS.
AND THROUGH HER SELFLESS ACTION-- AND THROUGH HER SELFLESS ACTION--
THE WAITRESS APPARENTLY THREW HERSELF
IN THE PATH OF THE BULLET. IN THE PATH OF THE BULLET.
JERRY.
SUNNY. SUNNY.
THERE IS STILL NO WORD AS TO HER CONDITION. THERE IS STILL NO WORD AS TO HER CONDITION.
NO IDENTIFICATION YET OF THE GUN-WIELDING MAN
WHO TO THE HORROR OF HUNDREDS OF TERRIFIED WITNESSES WHO TO THE HORROR OF HUNDREDS OF TERRIFIED WITNESSES
MADE HIS ABORTIVE ATTEMPT ON THE EMIR'S LIFE. MADE HIS ABORTIVE ATTEMPT ON THE EMIR'S LIFE.
WE HAVE NOT BEEN TOLD HOW SERIOUS
MISS DAVIS' MEDICAL CONDITION IS-- MISS DAVIS' MEDICAL CONDITION IS--
OH, MY GOD!
OR WHERE PRECISELY SHE WAS WOUNDED. OR WHERE PRECISELY SHE WAS WOUNDED.
FORCEPS.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT.
SUTURE, PLEASE.
BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL.
REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU.
HOW DID YOU HAPPEN TO BE THERE? HOW DID YOU HAPPEN TO BE THERE?
I WAS WORKING 7-11 THAT NIGHT, I WAS WORKING 7-11 THAT NIGHT,
BUT I WAS LATE BECAUSE OF ALL THE C.A. BUT I WAS LATE BECAUSE OF ALL THE C.A.
C.A.?
CITIZEN ACTIVITY.
I DON'T KNOW THAT TECHNICAL JARGON--
SECURITY GUARD TALK, BOB. SECURITY GUARD TALK, BOB.
NOW WHAT DID YOU THINK
WHEN YOU HEARD THE SHOTS? WHEN YOU HEARD THE SHOTS?
I THOUGHT, "SOMEBODY'S SHOOTING."
AND THE MAN FIRING-- AND THE MAN FIRING--
DID YOU ACTUALLY SEE HIM?
I'D CLOCKED HIM A WHILE BEFORE, I'D CLOCKED HIM A WHILE BEFORE,
BECAUSE HE WAS A LITTLE BIT FUNNY,
BUT THOSE FUNNY-LOOKING FANATIC GUYS BUT THOSE FUNNY-LOOKING FANATIC GUYS
ALWAYS HANG AROUND WHEN SOMETHING'S GOING ON. ALWAYS HANG AROUND WHEN SOMETHING'S GOING ON.
WHAT DID YOU DO?
NOTHING. NOTHING.
THE CRAIGMORE SCHOOL OF SECURITY WORK
SAYS NEVER TO IMPEDE AN INDIVIDUAL'S RIGHTS.
EVEN AFTER SEEING HIS WEAPON? EVEN AFTER SEEING HIS WEAPON?
THEN IT'S STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE.
WELL, WHAT IS STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE? WELL, WHAT IS STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE?
IN THIS PARTICULAR CASE, I FORGOT. IN THIS PARTICULAR CASE, I FORGOT.
DO YOU REMEMBER HOW MANY SHOTS WERE FIRED? DO YOU REMEMBER HOW MANY SHOTS WERE FIRED?
OH, SURE. YEAH. BETWEEN 2 AND--
BETWEEN ABOUT 3 AND 8. OR 9. BETWEEN ABOUT 3 AND 8. OR 9.
SHE IS RIGHT BEHIND ME IN ONE OF THE ROOMS SHE IS RIGHT BEHIND ME IN ONE OF THE ROOMS
OF THE GEORGE WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL. OF THE GEORGE WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL.
THE HOSPITAL SAYS SHE'S FINE.
THERE'S A RUMOR SOMEBODY FROM THE WHITE HOUSE, THERE'S A RUMOR SOMEBODY FROM THE WHITE HOUSE,
PERHAPS THE PRESIDENT HIMSELF,
WILL VISIT THIS YOUNG LADY WILL VISIT THIS YOUNG LADY
WHOSE UNUSUAL DISPLAY OF BRAVERY,
OF INTESTINAL FORTITUDE, OF GOOD OLD AMERICAN GUTS, OF INTESTINAL FORTITUDE, OF GOOD OLD AMERICAN GUTS,
HAVE SUDDENLY THRUST HER INTO THE HARSH, HAVE SUDDENLY THRUST HER INTO THE HARSH,
YET WARM AND GRATEFUL LIGHT OF MEDIA ATTENTION. YET WARM AND GRATEFUL LIGHT OF MEDIA ATTENTION.
GIVE THESE TO SUNNY! THESE FLOWERS ARE FROM
THE UNITED LADIES FOR A BETTER AMERICA. THE UNITED LADIES FOR A BETTER AMERICA.
I'M HER COUSIN ON HER MOTHER'S SIDE. I'M HER COUSIN ON HER MOTHER'S SIDE.
DON'T I LOOK LIKE HER? JUST LOOK AT ME! DON'T I LOOK LIKE HER? JUST LOOK AT ME!
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T COMMENT. I'M AFRAID I CAN'T COMMENT.
THERE'LL BE A PRESS CONFERENCE THIS MORNING. THERE'LL BE A PRESS CONFERENCE THIS MORNING.
COME ON. GIVE US A BREAK. COME ON. GIVE US A BREAK.
CHECK ME OUT!
I'M A PERSONAL FRIEND OF NORMAN MAILER! I'M A PERSONAL FRIEND OF NORMAN MAILER!
THANK YOU.
GIVE US A BREAK! GIVE US A BREAK!
MORE MAIL!
I'M VISITING MY FRIEND SUNNY DAVIS, NATIONAL HERO. I'M VISITING MY FRIEND SUNNY DAVIS, NATIONAL HERO.
CALL BACK LATER.
OR BETTER YET, CALL ME. OR BETTER YET, CALL ME.
MOM, YOU SHOULD SEE THIS ROOM.
IT'S LIKE A HONEYMOON SUITE. IT'S LIKE A HONEYMOON SUITE.
I CAN SEE THE CAPITOL. I CAN SEE THE CAPITOL.
LOOK AT THIS-- WAYNE NEWTON.
MORE MAIL. MORE MAIL.
THIS IS SO EXCITING.
BARRY MANILOW. BARRY MANILOW.
MOM, LISTEN, I THINK I'M COMING HOME SOON.
THEY'LL PAY FOR IT. THEY'LL PAY FOR IT.
YEAH...WHO ARE YOU?
MIKE RANSOME, MIDDLE EAST DESK CHIEF MIKE RANSOME, MIDDLE EAST DESK CHIEF
AT THE STATE DEPARTMENT.
I'M HERE TO HELP WITH YOUR PRESS CONFERENCE. I'M HERE TO HELP WITH YOUR PRESS CONFERENCE.
MOM, I'LL CALL YOU BACK. MOM, I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
BYE! GOT TO GO. BYE! GOT TO GO.
YOU SURE DON'T LOOK LIKE ONE.
ONE WHAT? ONE WHAT?
A MIDDLE-AGED DESK CLERK.
NO, THAT'S MIDDLE EAST DESK CHIEF. NO, THAT'S MIDDLE EAST DESK CHIEF.
OH!
MORE MAIL! MORE MAIL! MORE MAIL! MORE MAIL!
I GUESS YOU'RE HEARING FROM A LOT OF PEOPLE. I GUESS YOU'RE HEARING FROM A LOT OF PEOPLE.
LIZA MINNELLI!
HERE ARE 90 NAMES,
ALL MARRIAGE PROPOSALS. ALL MARRIAGE PROPOSALS.
I'LL HAVE TO REJECT SOME OF THEM. I'LL HAVE TO REJECT SOME OF THEM.
YOU MARRIED, MR. RANSOME?
COME ON. GIVE THE GUY A BREAK. COME ON. GIVE THE GUY A BREAK.
I MEAN, REALLY!
ARE YOU MARRIED, MR. RANSOME? ARE YOU MARRIED, MR. RANSOME?
NOT ANYMORE.
CONGRATULATIONS. NEITHER AM I. CONGRATULATIONS. NEITHER AM I.
I KNOW.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW? WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW?
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
LET ME FILL YOU IN ON THIS MATERIAL. LET ME FILL YOU IN ON THIS MATERIAL.
SHOOT. SHOOT.
THIS MAP'S IN THE MATERIAL
WE'RE GIVING TO THE PRESS. WE'RE GIVING TO THE PRESS.
NOW, HERE IS THE EMIR'S COUNTRY.
IN YELLOW?
YES.
THAT'S PRETTY. THAT'S PRETTY.
YOU CAN DISCERN ITS STRATEGIC IMPORTANCE
IN TERMS OF ITS PROXIMITY TO THE GULF IN TERMS OF ITS PROXIMITY TO THE GULF
AND ITS VALUE AS A GEOGRAPHICAL BUFFER AND ITS VALUE AS A GEOGRAPHICAL BUFFER
BETWEEN THESE TWO TRADITIONAL RIVAL NATIONS. BETWEEN THESE TWO TRADITIONAL RIVAL NATIONS.
WOW.
DR. GREG PRUMAN, CHIEF OF SURGERY DR. GREG PRUMAN, CHIEF OF SURGERY
AT GEORGE WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL AT GEORGE WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL
IS JUST FINISHING HIS REPORT
ON MISS DAVIS' MEDICAL CONDITION. ON MISS DAVIS' MEDICAL CONDITION.
THE YOUNG LADY HERSELF...
[TELEPHONE RINGS] [TELEPHONE RINGS]
MR. HILLEY'S OFFICE.
WOULD YOU HOLD, SENATOR? WOULD YOU HOLD, SENATOR?
CAN YOU SPEAK WITH SENATOR MILLER?
TELL HIM I'LL CALL HIM BACK TELL HIM I'LL CALL HIM BACK
WHEN THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER. WHEN THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER.
I APOLOGIZE, SENATOR.
CAN MR. HILLEY CALL YOU BACK CAN MR. HILLEY CALL YOU BACK
AFTER THIS PRESS CONFERENCE? AFTER THIS PRESS CONFERENCE?
WONDERFUL. THANK YOU. BYE-BYE.
TV: MISS SUNNY DAVIS BEING WHEELED TO THE MICROPHONE. TV: MISS SUNNY DAVIS BEING WHEELED TO THE MICROPHONE.
[CHEERING] [CHEERING]
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING BEFORE THE QUESTIONS? WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING BEFORE THE QUESTIONS?
NOT REALLY.
WELL, YES.
UM, WELL, I'D LIKE TO SAY, UM... UM, WELL, I'D LIKE TO SAY, UM... UM, WELL, I'D LIKE TO SAY, UM...
THANK YOU TO EVERYBODY AT THE HOSPITAL
FOR BEING SO NICE AND TAKING SUCH GOOD CARE OF ME. FOR BEING SO NICE AND TAKING SUCH GOOD CARE OF ME.
AND I'D LIKE TO TELL EVERYBODY IN AMERICA
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE BEST PLACE TO COME THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE BEST PLACE TO COME
IF YOU'RE EVER SHOT IN THE ASS. IF YOU'RE EVER SHOT IN THE ASS.
[LAUGHTER]
IS THE CHIEF WATCHING THIS? IS THE CHIEF WATCHING THIS?
DON'T KNOW.
YOU SAW HIM.
HE WAS SLEEPING. HE WAS SLEEPING.
WHAT WILL YOU DO NEXT?
I'M GOING TO GO HOME TO OREGON
AND SEE WHAT NEW THINGS MY DAD'S INVENTED AND SEE WHAT NEW THINGS MY DAD'S INVENTED AND SEE WHAT NEW THINGS MY DAD'S INVENTED
AND CHECK ON MY DOG,
AND EAT SOME OF MY MOM'S HUCKLEBERRY PIE, AND EAT SOME OF MY MOM'S HUCKLEBERRY PIE,
THE BEST IN THE WORLD.
JESUS CHRIST! JESUS CHRIST!
WHAT IS THIS CORNBALL ROUTINE? WHAT IS THIS CORNBALL ROUTINE?
LOOK AT THEM.
WHO?
THEM. THE HARD-BOILED PRESS. THEM. THE HARD-BOILED PRESS.
THEY'RE EATING IT UP.
THEN THERE'S MY GRANDMA AND GRANDPA. THEN THERE'S MY GRANDMA AND GRANDPA.
THEY'RE IN THEIR 70s AND IN GREAT SHAPE. THEY'RE IN THEIR 70s AND IN GREAT SHAPE.
GRANDMA'S A VOLUNTEER SCHOOL CROSSING GUARD. GRANDMA'S A VOLUNTEER SCHOOL CROSSING GUARD.
SHE'LL SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
HI, GRANDMA. I'LL SEE YOU SOON! HI, GRANDMA. I'LL SEE YOU SOON!
I'LL BET GRANDPA WAS DECORATED BY EISENHOWER. I'LL BET GRANDPA WAS DECORATED BY EISENHOWER.
MY GRANDFATHER PITCHED FOR THE SALEM ROCKETS. MY GRANDFATHER PITCHED FOR THE SALEM ROCKETS.
EVEN BETTER.
HE WAS MVP 2 YEARS RUNNING. HE WAS MVP 2 YEARS RUNNING.
MAYBE SHE'S RUNNING FOR OFFICE? MAYBE SHE'S RUNNING FOR OFFICE?
CAN YOU BE THAT DUMB AND RUN FOR OFFICE? CAN YOU BE THAT DUMB AND RUN FOR OFFICE?
Press: A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE? WHAT ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE?
YES?
YOU LIVE WITH 2 MEN, DON'T YOU? YOU LIVE WITH 2 MEN, DON'T YOU?
NO.
YOU DON'T? YOU DON'T?
I LIVE IN PART OF A HOUSE
THAT BELONGS TO 2 MEN WHO LIVE TOGETHER. THAT BELONGS TO 2 MEN WHO LIVE TOGETHER.
YOU UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE. YOU UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE.
LET'S GO ON TO SOMETHING ELSE.
WHEN THE ALLEGED ASSAILANT WAS ABOUT TO SHOO-- WHEN THE ALLEGED ASSAILANT WAS ABOUT TO SHOO--
ALLEGED? I'LL SHOW YOU ALLEGED. ALLEGED? I'LL SHOW YOU ALLEGED.
[LAUGHTER]
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH. I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.
WOULD YOU GET ME THE PRESIDENT, PLEASE? WOULD YOU GET ME THE PRESIDENT, PLEASE?
SO FAR, SHE'S GOT WORKING WOMEN,
SMALL-TOWN FOLKS, SENIOR CITIZENS, SMALL-TOWN FOLKS, SENIOR CITIZENS,
GAYS, LAW-AND-ORDERS.
BASEBALL FANS, BAR FLIES, AND ANIMAL LOVERS! BASEBALL FANS, BAR FLIES, AND ANIMAL LOVERS!
MARGARET! MARGARET!
GET THE LINE TO THE HOSPITAL. GET THE LINE TO THE HOSPITAL.
PATCH IT THROUGH NOW!
SHE REALLY IS SOMETHING. SHE REALLY IS SOMETHING.
TO TELL THE TRUTH, I'D NEVER HEARD OF THE EMIR. TO TELL THE TRUTH, I'D NEVER HEARD OF THE EMIR.
I WASN'T REALLY RISKING MY LIFE FOR THE EMIR.
I THOUGHT HE WAS SHOOTING THE PRESIDENT. I THOUGHT HE WAS SHOOTING THE PRESIDENT.
HAVE HIM CALL NOW.
HE'S TALKING. HE'S TALKING.
I DIDN'T SAY GIVE. I SAID RISK.
HE IS OUR PRESIDENT. HE IS OUR PRESIDENT.
NO, SIR.
TV: DO YOU SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT'S POSITION-- TV: DO YOU SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT'S POSITION--
YES, SIR.
Sunny: WAIT A MINUTE. Sunny: WAIT A MINUTE.
BUT DO YOU SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT GENERALLY?
DO YOU THINK HE'S DOING A GOOD JOB? DO YOU THINK HE'S DOING A GOOD JOB?
HE'S PAID MORE THAN I AM,
SO HE MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT. SO HE MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT.
CALL!
DID YOU VOTE FOR THE PRESIDENT? DID YOU VOTE FOR THE PRESIDENT?
ACTUALLY, I NEVER VOTED.
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
I CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE JUST AN AMERICAN. I CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE JUST AN AMERICAN.
TELL HIM TO MAKE THE GODDAMN CALL! TELL HIM TO MAKE THE GODDAMN CALL!
THERE'S A CALL HERE. THERE'S A CALL HERE.
YOU MAY WANT TO LISTEN.
WHO IS IT? WHO IS IT?
HELLO? HELLO?
MR. PRESIDENT?
OH, IT'S THE PRESIDENT! OH, IT'S THE PRESIDENT!
FROM WASHINGTON, D.C., CNN NEWS' TOP STORY.
I'D LIKE TO TELL EVERYBODY IN AMERICA I'D LIKE TO TELL EVERYBODY IN AMERICA
THAT THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE BEST PLACE TO COME
IF YOU'RE EVER SHOT IN THE [BLEEP]. IF YOU'RE EVER SHOT IN THE [BLEEP].
TONIGHT, SUNNY DAVIS SPEAKS UP. TONIGHT, SUNNY DAVIS SPEAKS UP.
HI, GRANDMA!
SUNNY ON MONDAY AT 7:30. SUNNY ON MONDAY AT 7:30.
FROM HOLLYWOOD, THE TONIGHT SHOW,
STARRING JOHNNY CARSON! STARRING JOHNNY CARSON!
TONIGHT, JOHNNY'S ONE AND ONLY GUEST SUNNY DAVIS. TONIGHT, JOHNNY'S ONE AND ONLY GUEST SUNNY DAVIS.
SHE'S GOT THE GUN HERE, SEE?
NOW, RUN IT, PLEASE. NOW, RUN IT, PLEASE.
NOW SHE'S OPENING HER MOUTH, SEE? NOW SHE'S OPENING HER MOUTH, SEE?
SHE'S REALLY DETERMINED HERE.
SHE BITES HIM HERE. HE SCREAMS AND-- SHE BITES HIM HERE. HE SCREAMS AND--
COMING UP...SAINTS, SINNERS, AND SUNNY DAVIS. COMING UP...SAINTS, SINNERS, AND SUNNY DAVIS.
GOOD EVENING. TONIGHT'S LEAD STORY--
SUNNY DAVIS' SUDDEN CELEBRITY. SUNNY DAVIS' SUDDEN CELEBRITY.
WOULD YOU DO THIS AGAIN?
STAY TUNED. THE NEWS CONTINUES. STAY TUNED. THE NEWS CONTINUES.
LEF.
OH, ABSOLUTELY, YOUR MAJESTY. OH, ABSOLUTELY, YOUR MAJESTY.
NO PROBLEM. NO PROBLEM.
AND WE GET THE BASE. AND WE GET THE BASE.
HE REALLY SAID THAT?
YES, MARIETTA. HE REALLY SAID THAT. YES, MARIETTA. HE REALLY SAID THAT.
WELL, I'M CONVINCED.
ARE WE BEING FAIR TO HER? ARE WE BEING FAIR TO HER?
IT'S AN EXTREMELY VOLATILE SITUATION, IT'S AN EXTREMELY VOLATILE SITUATION,
AND SHE'S A TOTALLY INEXPERIENCED--
SHE'S SOME LITTLE DRINK HUSTLER. SHE'S SOME LITTLE DRINK HUSTLER.
YOU THINK SHE'LL SAY NO? YOU THINK SHE'LL SAY NO?
COFFEE, GENTLEMEN.
SHOULDN'T THE PRESIDENT BE IN ON THIS? SHOULDN'T THE PRESIDENT BE IN ON THIS?
I DON'T THINK SO, MICHAEL.
YOU'RE RIGHT, MARIETTA. YOU'RE RIGHT, MARIETTA.
WE CAN HANDLE THIS. BESIDES, IT'S ALMOST 9:30. WE CAN HANDLE THIS. BESIDES, IT'S ALMOST 9:30.
THE PRESIDENT HAS RETIRED.
HE HAS A DIFFICULT DAY TOMORROW. HE HAS A DIFFICULT DAY TOMORROW.
YEAH, HE HAS TO GET UP...EARLY. YEAH, HE HAS TO GET UP...EARLY.
WHO CAN WE GET TO TALK TO THE GIRL AND IMPRESS HER? WHO CAN WE GET TO TALK TO THE GIRL AND IMPRESS HER?
LET'S THINK. LET'S THINK.
THERE MUST BE SOMEONE
WHO IS REASONABLY GOOD-NATURED, WHO IS REASONABLY GOOD-NATURED,
HAS A RELATIVELY HIGH TV-Q, HAS A RELATIVELY HIGH TV-Q,
AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IMPORTANT TO DO. AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IMPORTANT TO DO.
TOM, IT'S THE FIRST TIME
ANYONE AS HIGHLY RANKED AS THE VICE PRESIDENT ANYONE AS HIGHLY RANKED AS THE VICE PRESIDENT
HAS VISITED OUR CITY.
OF COURSE, THE GOVERNOR IS HERE ALL THE TIME OF COURSE, THE GOVERNOR IS HERE ALL THE TIME
TO VISIT HIS SISTER CLARA.
WE'RE PROUD OF THAT, LAUREL. WE'RE PROUD OF THAT, LAUREL.
THE COUGAR BAND'S COMING AROUND THE CORNER
AT MAIN AND SUPERIOR. AT MAIN AND SUPERIOR.
RIGHT PAST SCHMITTER'S HARDWARE.
SUNNY DAVIS GRADUATED IN THE TOP 75% OF HER CLASS. SUNNY DAVIS GRADUATED IN THE TOP 75% OF HER CLASS.
AT DIAMOND JUNCTION HIGH, SHE WAS A PEP GIRL AT DIAMOND JUNCTION HIGH, SHE WAS A PEP GIRL
AND IN THE HAIRDRESSING CLUB.
LAUREL, WHY DON'T YOU DESCRIBE THE FASHIONS HERE? LAUREL, WHY DON'T YOU DESCRIBE THE FASHIONS HERE?
OK. SUNNY DAVIS HAS A RED SMOCK. OK. SUNNY DAVIS HAS A RED SMOCK.
THE VICE PRESIDENT'S WEARING A SUIT. THE VICE PRESIDENT'S WEARING A SUIT.
OH, THERE'S MAYOR BARRENHOLZ.
HE'LL BE GIVING SUNNY DIAMOND JUNCTION'S UNIQUE VERSION HE'LL BE GIVING SUNNY DIAMOND JUNCTION'S UNIQUE VERSION
OF THE KEY TO OUR CITY, THE GOLD CHAIN SAW, OF THE KEY TO OUR CITY, THE GOLD CHAIN SAW,
WITH, OF COURSE, SUNNY'S NAME ENGRAVED ON THE BLADE.
COURTESY OF SCHMITTER'S HARDWARE, COURTESY OF SCHMITTER'S HARDWARE,
CORNER OF MAIN AND SUPERIOR.
[THUNDER] [THUNDER]
OH, HURRY! WE'RE GETTING WET.
CAN I HELP? CAN I HELP?
AH-CHOO!
BLESS YOU. BLESS YOU.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
COME ON, BOY. COME ON.
HERE IT IS. HERE IT IS.
COME ON. HERE IT IS. COME ON. HERE IT IS.
HERE YOU GO, BOY.
HEY!
COME ON, GIVE IT TO ME. COME ON, GIVE IT TO ME.
YOO-HOO!
WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
OH, REALLY FINE. OH, REALLY FINE.
HONEST?
ABSOLUTELY. I DO. ABSOLUTELY. I DO.
IT'S LIKE A REAL PROFESSIONAL JOB.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
MY OWN CLEANERS BACK IN D.C.-- MY OWN CLEANERS BACK IN D.C.--
WHICH ONES?
TOP HAT AND TAILS EXPRESS. TOP HAT AND TAILS EXPRESS.
OR FOURTH STREET NEAR THE COURT THERE?
YES.
THEY'RE TERRIBLE. THEY RUINED A BLOUSE OF MINE. THEY'RE TERRIBLE. THEY RUINED A BLOUSE OF MINE.
IT WAS VERY DELICATE MATERIAL.
IT WAS VERY FRAGILE. IT WAS VERY FRAGILE.
YES.
AND THEY RIPPED IT TO SHREDS. AND THEY RIPPED IT TO SHREDS.
REALLY?
SHREDS. SHREDS.
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE WHAT SO-CALLED PROFESSIONALS IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE WHAT SO-CALLED PROFESSIONALS
WILL DO SOMETIMES, KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I THINK SO. YES. I THINK SO. YES.
BECAUSE PROFESSIONALS... BECAUSE PROFESSIONALS...
WELL, THEY DON'T ALWAYS CARE.
ANYWAY... ANYWAY...
I'LL TAKE THEM FOR YOU. I'LL TAKE THEM FOR YOU.
I'LL DO THE CUFFS.
IT'S NOT REALLY NECESSARY.
NECESSARY? THIS IS AN HONOR FOR ME. NECESSARY? THIS IS AN HONOR FOR ME.
IT'S ANOTHER MAJOR EVENT IN MY LIFE. IT'S ANOTHER MAJOR EVENT IN MY LIFE.
THIS IS IMPRESSIVE, MRS. DAVIS.
THANK YOU.
ISN'T THIS IMPRESSIVE, MICHAEL?
IT CERTAINLY IS, SIR. IT CERTAINLY IS, SIR.
JUST WHAT IS THAT VEGETABLE DISH? JUST WHAT IS THAT VEGETABLE DISH?
THAT'S ANOTHER ONE OF DAD'S INVENTIONS.
ASPARABARB. ASPARABARB.
HOW'S THAT?
IT'S A CROSS BETWEEN ASPARAGUS AND RHUBARB. IT'S A CROSS BETWEEN ASPARAGUS AND RHUBARB.
LOOKS LIKE HELL, BUT IT'S DELICIOUS.
OOH, I'LL BET IT IS. OOH, I'LL BET IT IS.
MR. DAVIS HAS DEVELOPED SOME ORIGINAL NOTIONS. MR. DAVIS HAS DEVELOPED SOME ORIGINAL NOTIONS.
AFTER DINNER, I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING AFTER DINNER, I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING
THAT'LL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF.
REALLY? WHAT? REALLY? WHAT?
NOT NOW, DEAR.
IT COULD HALVE WATER BILLS. IT COULD HALVE WATER BILLS.
AFTER DINNER, DAD.
50% ON WATER BILLS?
I'D BE INTERESTED IN THAT. I'D BE INTERESTED IN THAT.
IT'S AN ELECTRIC TOILET. IT'S AN ELECTRIC TOILET.
AH.
YOU WON'T FORGET THE EXPERIENCE. YOU WON'T FORGET THE EXPERIENCE.
LATER, DAD. LATER, DAD.
[BARKING]
POPCORN!
POPCORN! POPCORN!
DON'T JUMP ON THE NICE MR. VICE PRESIDENT. DON'T JUMP ON THE NICE MR. VICE PRESIDENT.
AH!
SHOULD I GET RID OF HIM?
NOT AT ALL. NOT AT ALL.
AH, NICE DOG.
WHY DO YOU CALL HIM POPCORN?
THAT WAS HIS FATHER'S NAME. THAT WAS HIS FATHER'S NAME.
AH, YES. OF COURSE. AH, YES. OF COURSE.
LET'S TALK ABOUT THE FUTURE.
OK.
FIRST OF ALL, HOW IS, UH... FIRST OF ALL, HOW IS, UH...
OH, GOOD AS NEW. OH, GOOD AS NEW.
YOU'D HAVE TO LOOK VERY CLOSE TO SEE THE SCAR. YOU'D HAVE TO LOOK VERY CLOSE TO SEE THE SCAR.
WELL, I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.
SUNNY...
WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS? WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?
I DON'T HAVE ANY. I DON'T HAVE ANY.
WELL, I HAVE A JOB AT THE SAFARI CLUB,
AND LOU, HE'S MY BOSS, AND LOU, HE'S MY BOSS,
HE'S A REALLY NICE GUY,
BUT BUSINESS HASN'T BEEN SO HOT. BUT BUSINESS HASN'T BEEN SO HOT.
I WAS HOPING FOR AN ADVANCEMENT,
BUT LOU'S AUNT WORKS THE CASH REGISTER BUT LOU'S AUNT WORKS THE CASH REGISTER
AND HIS SISTER IS THE HOSTESS, AND HIS SISTER IS THE HOSTESS,
SO I'LL HAVE TO WAIT
UNTIL ONE OF THEM QUITS OR DROPS DEAD. UNTIL ONE OF THEM QUITS OR DROPS DEAD.
I GUESS YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE. I GUESS YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE.
SUNNY, WE WANT YOU TO WORK WITH US. SUNNY, WE WANT YOU TO WORK WITH US.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU'VE PROVEN YOURSELF TO BE
A TRULY VALUABLE CITIZEN. A TRULY VALUABLE CITIZEN.
YOU'D HELP OUR TEAM.
ARE YOU KIDDING? ARE YOU KIDDING?
NO.
WELL, GOSH, WHAT WOULD I DO? WELL, GOSH, WHAT WOULD I DO?
YOU'D BE A SPECIAL ASSISTANT
TO AMBASSADOR ST. JOHN. TO AMBASSADOR ST. JOHN.
YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?
NO, I DON'T THINK SO. NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
NO, I KNOW I DON'T KNOW. WHO IS HE?
SHE. SHE.
SHE'S A SHE?
SHE HEADS A DEPARTMENT OF GOVERNMENT SHE HEADS A DEPARTMENT OF GOVERNMENT
THAT WE THINK YOU'D BE WELL-SUITED FOR. THAT WE THINK YOU'D BE WELL-SUITED FOR.
WHAT DEPARTMENT IS THAT?
PROTOCOL. PROTOCOL.
PROTOCOL?
THAT'S...
GOSH, I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
PROTOCOL? PROTOCOL?
YEAH.
PROTOCOL!
COULD, UM...
COULD YOU JUST, UM... COULD YOU JUST, UM...
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
COULD YOU WAIT HERE? COULD YOU WAIT HERE?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
PROTOCOL. PROTOCOL.
WATCH WHEN IT'S RUNNING.
YOU SEE THESE COLORED WATERS-- YOU SEE THESE COLORED WATERS--
YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!
WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED?
P-R-O-
WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'S WRONG?
T-O-K...
NO. P-R-O-T-O-C... NO. P-R-O-T-O-C...
WAIT A MINUTE. PROTOCOL. WAIT A MINUTE. PROTOCOL.
"THE CUSTOMS AND REGULATIONS
"DEALING WITH THE CEREMONIES AND ETIQUETTE "DEALING WITH THE CEREMONIES AND ETIQUETTE
OF THE DIPLOMATIC CORPS."
IT'S A JOB! IT'S A JOB!
WHAT KIND OF A JOB?
THEY WANT ME TO WORK FOR THEM! THEY WANT ME TO WORK FOR THEM!
MAMA! MAMA!
OH, THANK YOU!
WELL, EXACTLY WHERE WOULD I BE WORKING? WELL, EXACTLY WHERE WOULD I BE WORKING?
THE STATE DEPARTMENT.
DOES IT PAY BY THE HOUR, OR WHAT? DOES IT PAY BY THE HOUR, OR WHAT?
FOR A START, ABOUT $35,000 A YEAR. FOR A START, ABOUT $35,000 A YEAR.
SITA, SITA. FA DOW SITA. SITA, SITA. FA DOW SITA.
Woman: DEAR FALCON, PIGEON IN CAGE. Woman: DEAR FALCON, PIGEON IN CAGE.
SIGNED, EAGLE. SIGNED, EAGLE.
SHAK FRO! LACHI ARAH!
YA LA YA LA LA LA. YA LA YA LA LA LA.
LA LA LA LA.
UNDU LA LA. UNDU LA LA.
DAD, THESE BOOKS FROM THE PROTOCOL DEPARTMENT DAD, THESE BOOKS FROM THE PROTOCOL DEPARTMENT
HAVE THE WEIRDEST RULES.
"NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS IN FRONT OF AFRICAN CHIEFS. "NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS IN FRONT OF AFRICAN CHIEFS.
THE SOLE OF THE SHOE IS CONSIDERED INSULTING." THE SOLE OF THE SHOE IS CONSIDERED INSULTING."
I'LL BE MORE CAREFUL.
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ALL THE RULES IN THIS BOOK. YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ALL THE RULES IN THIS BOOK.
HALF OF THEM DON'T MAKE SENSE. HALF OF THEM DON'T MAKE SENSE.
I CAN'T LEARN ALL THIS STUFF.
STOP WORRYING. YOU'RE LIKE YOUR MOTHER. STOP WORRYING. YOU'RE LIKE YOUR MOTHER.
YOU'LL DO OK. YOU'LL DO OK.
I HOPE I DON'T SCREW UP.
YOU WON'T! YOU WON'T!
I WANT TO TELL YOU I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU,
GRABBING THAT ASSASSIN AND ALL..
YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE. YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE.
YOU NEVER DID ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE. YOU NEVER DID ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE.
EXCUSE ME.
HELLO, SUNNY. HELLO, SUNNY.
I'M EARL CROWE, AND I'M REAL HAPPY YOU'RE HERE.
I'M THE DEPUTY CHIEF OF PROTOCOL, I'M THE DEPUTY CHIEF OF PROTOCOL,
BUT CALL ME EARL.
I'LL TAKE YOU TO MEET THE BOSS. I'LL TAKE YOU TO MEET THE BOSS.
MRS. ST. JOHN?
SHE'S A WILD WOMAN, SUNNY. SHE'S A WILD WOMAN, SUNNY.
A WILD WOMAN. SHE'S TOUGH, BUT FAIR.
SHE WORKS 26 HOURS A DAY AND GIVES YOU 200%. SHE WORKS 26 HOURS A DAY AND GIVES YOU 200%. SHE WORKS 26 HOURS A DAY AND GIVES YOU 200%.
SHE MUST BE EXHAUSTED.
SUNNY, HOW IS THAT HIP? SUNNY, HOW IS THAT HIP?
GREAT.
THAT'S WONDERFUL.
THE OTHER ONE THOUGH, WHERE THE BULLET HIT, STILL ACHES. THE OTHER ONE THOUGH, WHERE THE BULLET HIT, STILL ACHES.
THERE SHE IS.
THIS FLOWER IS FROM EVERY ONE OF US. THIS FLOWER IS FROM EVERY ONE OF US.
OH, THANK YOU. OH, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
SUNNY, SUNNY, SUNNY, SUNNY. SUNNY, SUNNY, SUNNY, SUNNY.
SUNNY.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
WHAT? WHAT?
YOU DON'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA
WHAT YOU'VE DONE? WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
I DON'T THINK SO.
YOU REALLY DON'T? YOU REALLY DON'T?
WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, I CAN FIX IT, WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, I CAN FIX IT,
OR CLEAN IT UP, OR... OR CLEAN IT UP, OR...
OH! SHE'S PRICELESS, PRICELESS!
YOU BROUGHT US TOGETHER. YOU BROUGHT US TOGETHER.
I HAVE SOMETHING THAT WILL PLEASE YOU. I HAVE SOMETHING THAT WILL PLEASE YOU.
THIS IS WHERE I'LL BE WORKING?
THIS IS MY PHONE. THIS IS MY PHONE.
WITH YOUR OWN EXTENSION.
THIS IS VERY EXCITING. THIS IS VERY EXCITING.
I'M SURE.
YOU MUST PREPARE YOURSELF YOU MUST PREPARE YOURSELF
FOR ALL KINDS OF NEW EXPERIENCES. FOR ALL KINDS OF NEW EXPERIENCES.
I GUESS SO.
YOU MUST LEARN TO ACCEPT YOU MUST LEARN TO ACCEPT
NEW SIGHTS, NEW SOUNDS,
NEW EXOTIC FRAGRANCES, SO TO SPEAK. NEW EXOTIC FRAGRANCES, SO TO SPEAK.
AMBASSADOR ST. JOHN, YOUR AUSTRIAN CALL. AMBASSADOR ST. JOHN, YOUR AUSTRIAN CALL.
YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED FROM YOUR TRIP, YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED FROM YOUR TRIP,
SO GO HOME AND REST.
THE LIMOUSINE WILL PICK YOU UP AT 7:00. THE LIMOUSINE WILL PICK YOU UP AT 7:00.
WHAT LIMOUSINE IS THAT, MA'AM? WHAT LIMOUSINE IS THAT, MA'AM?
TONIGHT'S RECEPTION WILL BE QUITE FORMAL,
SO WEAR SOMETHING...PRETTY. SO WEAR SOMETHING...PRETTY.
SUNNY, I THINK YOU WILL HAVE SUNNY, I THINK YOU WILL HAVE
A REMARKABLE FUTURE...
EVEN SOONER THAN YOU THINK. EVEN SOONER THAN YOU THINK.
THEY TALK FUNNY.
FUNNY HOW? FUNNY HOW?
THEY SOUND LIKE THEY'RE SAYING THINGS
THAT THEY'RE NOT REALLY SAYING. THAT THEY'RE NOT REALLY SAYING.
I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT.
JERRY, TELL ME THE TRUTH...
AM I ONE OF THOSE, "YEAH, SHE'S FUN, AM I ONE OF THOSE, "YEAH, SHE'S FUN, AM I ONE OF THOSE, "YEAH, SHE'S FUN,
"SHE'S GOT A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR,
BUT SHE'S NOT VERY BRIGHT" KIND OF PEOPLE? BUT SHE'S NOT VERY BRIGHT" KIND OF PEOPLE?
SUNNY, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
YOU'RE VERY BRIGHT KIND OF PEOPLE. YOU'RE VERY BRIGHT KIND OF PEOPLE.
OH, THANK YOU. OH, THANK YOU.
[APPLAUSE]
SUNNY, WHAT WILL YOU BE DOING, SPECIFICALLY? SUNNY, WHAT WILL YOU BE DOING, SPECIFICALLY?
SPECIFICALLY, I DON'T KNOW,
BUT IT WILL INCLUDE A LOT OF NEW SIGHTS BUT IT WILL INCLUDE A LOT OF NEW SIGHTS
AND NEW EXOTIC FRAGRANCES. AND NEW EXOTIC FRAGRANCES.
IS THAT YOUR OWN LINE OF FRAGRANCES? IS THAT YOUR OWN LINE OF FRAGRANCES?
OH!
JOHN J. HILLEY, WHITE HOUSE. JOHN J. HILLEY, WHITE HOUSE.
SUNNY DAVIS.
PAT HASSLER. PAT HASSLER.
SUNNY DAVIS.
I HAVE A PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT. I HAVE A PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT.
YOU'RE KIDDING.
HE'S EXTREMELY PROUD YOU'RE WITH US. HE'S EXTREMELY PROUD YOU'RE WITH US.
REALLY?
YES, AND HE KNOWS YOU'LL DO YES, AND HE KNOWS YOU'LL DO
WHATEVER YOUR COUNTRY ASKS. WHATEVER YOUR COUNTRY ASKS.
WOW!
SUNNY!
MR. CROWE! MR. CROWE!
HOW REALLY... INTERESTING YOU LOOK.
I WANT YOU TO MEET THE BELGIAN AMBASSADOR. I WANT YOU TO MEET THE BELGIAN AMBASSADOR.
THIS IS SUNNY DAVIS, YOUR EXCELLENCY. THIS IS SUNNY DAVIS, YOUR EXCELLENCY.
BRAVO, SUNNY.
OH, BRAVO, YOUR EXCELLENCY. OH, BRAVO, YOUR EXCELLENCY.
AND YOU, TOO, MA'AM.
YOU HAVE A GREAT COUNTRY. YOU HAVE A GREAT COUNTRY.
THAT'S THE GIRL. THAT'S THE GIRL.
HAVE YOU BEEN TO BELGIUM?
NO, ACTUALLY I HAVEN'T BEEN ANYWHERE. NO, ACTUALLY I HAVEN'T BEEN ANYWHERE.
I MEAN, OUTSIDE OF THIS COUNTRY. I MEAN, OUTSIDE OF THIS COUNTRY.
I WAS IN CANADA ONCE,
BUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT. IT'S ATTACHED.
SUNNY DAVIS? SUNNY DAVIS?
YES.
IS SOMETHING WRONG? IS SOMETHING WRONG?
SHOULD I GET MY COAT?
WELCOME BACK. WELCOME BACK.
HI! GOSH, THANK YOU!
GUYS, I'M A PERSONAL FRIEND OF THE EMIR. GUYS, I'M A PERSONAL FRIEND OF THE EMIR.
[CHANTING] [CHANTING]
SUNNY.
YOU SCARED ME! YOU SCARED ME!
SUNNY, DEAR. HAVE YOU EVER MET A WISE MAN? SUNNY, DEAR. HAVE YOU EVER MET A WISE MAN?
PERSONALLY, YOU MEAN? PERSONALLY, YOU MEAN?
YES, PERSONALLY.
WELL, LIKE HOW WISE? WELL, LIKE HOW WISE?
VERY, VERY WISE.
HAVE YOU HEARD OF BABBA NOKDA NONDO? HAVE YOU HEARD OF BABBA NOKDA NONDO?
HE LIVED IN A CAVE NEAR SALEM,
AND HE ONLY ATE THINGS OFF THE GROUND. AND HE ONLY ATE THINGS OFF THE GROUND.
ME AND MY COUSIN MADGE SAW HIM ME AND MY COUSIN MADGE SAW HIM
HAVE THIS OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE. HAVE THIS OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE.
ALL RIGHT!
THAT'S VERY INTERESTING, DEAR. THAT'S VERY INTERESTING, DEAR.
BUT THE POINT IS,
I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET SOMEONE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET SOMEONE
WHO'S VERY, VERY IMPORTANT,
THE NAWAF AL KABEER. THE NAWAF AL KABEER.
WOW. WOW.
HE'S THE CHIEF TEMPORAL ADVISER TO THE EMIR HE'S THE CHIEF TEMPORAL ADVISER TO THE EMIR
ON MORAL AND ETHICAL MATTERS.
HE HAS TRANSCENDENT SPIRITUAL POWER. HE HAS TRANSCENDENT SPIRITUAL POWER.
HE CAN SEE STRAIGHT INTO YOUR THOUGHTS. HE CAN SEE STRAIGHT INTO YOUR THOUGHTS.
MAY I PRESENT MISS SUNNY DAVIS. MAY I PRESENT MISS SUNNY DAVIS.
WELL, MR. NAWAF,
THIS IS A REAL NATURAL HIGH FOR ME. THIS IS A REAL NATURAL HIGH FOR ME.
BEDIK SALIL. BEDIK SALIL.
LETHEE SYAHSEIL KABIL. LETHEE SYAHSEIL KABIL.
IT MEANS,
BLESSED ARE THE SMALL ONES, BLESSED ARE THE SMALL ONES,
WHO SHALL BE MADE LARGE.
I SEE. I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. I SEE. I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.
YOU KNOW, I READ-- YOU KNOW, I READ--
AL HABDUL LELAH.
WHAT IS IT?
IT MEANS, PRAISE BE TO GOD. IT MEANS, PRAISE BE TO GOD.
OH, YES. OH, YES.
SUNNY DAVIS.
SUNNY DAVIS. SUNNY DAVIS.
YES?
MY CHILD, HOW OLD ARE YOU? MY CHILD, HOW OLD ARE YOU?
32.
HMM. HMM.
33. 33.
YOU HAVE BECOME, THROUGH YOUR BRAVERY,
PART OF THE HISTORY OF MY COUNTRY. PART OF THE HISTORY OF MY COUNTRY.
THAT'S VERY FLATTERING, BUT-- THAT'S VERY FLATTERING, BUT--
SUNNY DAVIS.
YES. YES.
OUR CHILDREN PRAISE YOUR NAME.
YOU'RE KIDDING! OH! YOU'RE KIDDING! OH!
OUR BELOVED EMIR KHALED ABIN ABDUL MAJID OUR BELOVED EMIR KHALED ABIN ABDUL MAJID
REMEMBERS YOU IN HIS PRAYERS
AND HOPES THAT UNTIL YOU COME TO HIM, AND HOPES THAT UNTIL YOU COME TO HIM,
UNTIL YOU ARE WITH US-- UNTIL YOU ARE WITH US--
WAIT. WHO'S COMING WHERE?
YOU WILL ACCEPT, YOU WILL ACCEPT,
AS EVIDENCE OF HIS AFFECTION, THIS SIMPLE GIFT. AS EVIDENCE OF HIS AFFECTION, THIS SIMPLE GIFT.
HONEST, IT'S NOT NECESSARY.
THIS MISERABLE TOKEN OF HIS ESTEEM. THIS MISERABLE TOKEN OF HIS ESTEEM.
HOW MISERABLE?
SUNNY DAVIS, SUNNY DAVIS,
JAMIL A JEDEN. JAMIL A JEDEN. JAMIL A JEDEN. JAMIL A JEDEN.
ROLLS ROYCE.
PLEASE. PLEASE.
SUNNY, CAN YOU TELL US-- SUNNY, CAN YOU TELL US--
WE ARE VERY, VERY PROUD OF OUR DEAR SUNNY. WE ARE VERY, VERY PROUD OF OUR DEAR SUNNY.
WE REMAIN CONFIDENT ABOUT SUNNY'S FUTURE, WE REMAIN CONFIDENT ABOUT SUNNY'S FUTURE,
WHETHER IT IS WITH US OR ELSEWHERE, WHETHER IT IS WITH US OR ELSEWHERE,
THAT RELATIONS BETWEEN SUNNY AND THE EMIR
WILL REFLECT THE WARMTH AND AFFECTION WILL REFLECT THE WARMTH AND AFFECTION
OUR 2 COUNTRIES HOLD FOR EACH OTHER. OUR 2 COUNTRIES HOLD FOR EACH OTHER.
THANK YOU.
NO. I'D LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING. NO. I'D LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING.
UM, I'D LIKE TO SAY UM, I'D LIKE TO SAY
THAT I THINK THE EMIR IS A GREAT GUY.
MR. AL KABEER AND HIS FRIENDS, MR. AL KABEER AND HIS FRIENDS,
WELL, I'VE NEVER MET NICER FOREIGN PEOPLE. WELL, I'VE NEVER MET NICER FOREIGN PEOPLE.
THAT CAR IS THE PRETTIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN, THAT CAR IS THE PRETTIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN,
AND IT GIVES ME A HEADACHE TO TELL YOU AND IT GIVES ME A HEADACHE TO TELL YOU
AS A GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE I WILL TRANSFER OWNERSHIP
TO THE GENERAL SERVICES ADMINISTRATION, TO THE GENERAL SERVICES ADMINISTRATION,
AND INCLUDE IT IN A LIST
OF FOREIGN GIFTS TO A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL OF FOREIGN GIFTS TO A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL
IN THE MONTHLY PROTOCOL REPORT, IN THE MONTHLY PROTOCOL REPORT,
IN ACCORDANCE WITH FEDERAL REGISTRY ORDER 327.
Woman: THAT'S CRAZY. I'D NEVER DO THAT. Woman: THAT'S CRAZY. I'D NEVER DO THAT.
[APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE]
TV: THE ROLLS ROYCE WILL BE SENT TO THE FEDERAL REPOSITORY. TV: THE ROLLS ROYCE WILL BE SENT TO THE FEDERAL REPOSITORY. TV: THE ROLLS ROYCE WILL BE SENT TO THE FEDERAL REPOSITORY.
THE SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION
ANNOUNCED HE WOULD TAKE CHARGE ANNOUNCED HE WOULD TAKE CHARGE
OF THE $119,000 CAR PERSONALLY.
Hilley: IT DOESN'T MEAN SHE TURNED DOWN YOUR PROPOSAL. Hilley: IT DOESN'T MEAN SHE TURNED DOWN YOUR PROPOSAL.
HAL DAM! HAL DAM!
TIAH! TIAH! AMI HALLA GOON VILNON HAMMA! TIAH! TIAH! AMI HALLA GOON VILNON HAMMA!
HOW ANGRY WAS HE?
HE WAS CURSING IN 4 LANGUAGES. HE WAS CURSING IN 4 LANGUAGES.
LET'S REVIEW OUR OPTIONS.
WE COULD TELL THE GIRL THE SITUATION. WE COULD TELL THE GIRL THE SITUATION.
THROW OURSELVES ON HER MERCY? THROW OURSELVES ON HER MERCY?
NO, APPEAL TO HER PATRIOTISM. NO, APPEAL TO HER PATRIOTISM.
IT'S TOO RISKY.
LARGE GAINS DEMAND LARGE RISKS. LARGE GAINS DEMAND LARGE RISKS.
I THINK SHE'LL BE ABLE TO HANDLE HERSELF, I THINK SHE'LL BE ABLE TO HANDLE HERSELF,
JUDGING FROM LAST NIGHT'S PERFORMANCE.
IF YOU HADN'T GIVEN HER ALL THOSE MANUALS... IF YOU HADN'T GIVEN HER ALL THOSE MANUALS...
SHE'S NOT AS UNINTELLIGENT AS YOU THINK. SHE'S NOT AS UNINTELLIGENT AS YOU THINK.
OR PERHAPS WE'RE NOT AS CLEVER AS WE THINK. OR PERHAPS WE'RE NOT AS CLEVER AS WE THINK.
WE?
I'M SURE SHE WILL MAKE THE SENSIBLE CHOICE I'M SURE SHE WILL MAKE THE SENSIBLE CHOICE I'M SURE SHE WILL MAKE THE SENSIBLE CHOICE
WHEN THE TIME COMES.
UNTIL THEN, JUST KEEP HER BUSY. UNTIL THEN, JUST KEEP HER BUSY.
AND OUT OF TROUBLE.
READY, LOAD. PRESENT ARMS!
YOUR MAJESTY. YOUR MAJESTY.
EXCUSE ME.
MY CAR BROKE DOWN. MY CAR BROKE DOWN.
ON BEHALF OF THE PRESIDENT, WELCOME. ON BEHALF OF THE PRESIDENT, WELCOME.
FIRE!
AAH! GUNS! HIT THE DECK! AAH! GUNS! HIT THE DECK!
ALLIFIH!
I THOUGHT WE WERE BEING ATTACKED! I THOUGHT WE WERE BEING ATTACKED!
[VIOLIN MUSIC]
Radio: ♪ BABY ♪
♪ DON'T STOP ♪
♪ MY WHOLE WORLD IS GOIN' CRAZY ♪ ♪ MY WHOLE WORLD IS GOIN' CRAZY ♪
♪ I CAN'T FIGHT THIS ♪
♪ NO, BABE ♪ ♪ NO, BABE ♪
♪ OH, NO, BABY ♪ ♪ OH, NO, BABY ♪
♪ NO ♪
♪ YOU KNOW YOU END UP ON GO... ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW YOU END UP ON GO... ♪
YOU SAID IT WAS A BARBECUE. YOU SAID IT WAS A BARBECUE.
LET'S BE ABSOLUTELY CLEAR ABOUT PROCEDURE. LET'S BE ABSOLUTELY CLEAR ABOUT PROCEDURE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT.
WHEN THE LIMOUSINE STOPS,
I GET OUT ON THE LEFT SIDE. I GET OUT ON THE LEFT SIDE.
RIGHT.
THE RIGHT? THE RIGHT?
I MEAN, CORRECT. IT'S THE LEFT.
I OPEN THE RIGHT DOOR, HELP THE AMBASSADOR OUT, I OPEN THE RIGHT DOOR, HELP THE AMBASSADOR OUT, I OPEN THE RIGHT DOOR, HELP THE AMBASSADOR OUT,
AND PRESENT HIM TO VICE PRESIDENT MERCK.
CORRECT. CORRECT.
SHE'S LATE.
WELL, HERE WE ARE. WELL, HERE WE ARE.
NOW, LEFT.
LEFT SIDE. LEFT SIDE.
THIS IS THE LEFT.
St. John: WE'RE TRAINING HER TO BE A PRINCESS, St. John: WE'RE TRAINING HER TO BE A PRINCESS,
NOT COURT JESTER! NOT COURT JESTER!
A FEW MORE DAYS, ONLY A FEW. A FEW MORE DAYS, ONLY A FEW.
GOD KNOWS WHAT SHE COULD DO! GOD KNOWS WHAT SHE COULD DO!
"HOW DO YOU DO, YOUR GRACE? "HOW DO YOU DO, YOUR GRACE?
"THANK YOU VERY MUCH, BARONESS.
"I'M HONORED TO MEET YOU, YOUR EXCELLENCY. "I'M HONORED TO MEET YOU, YOUR EXCELLENCY. "I'M HONORED TO MEET YOU, YOUR EXCELLENCY.
GOOD NIGHT, KNIGHT."
GOOD NIGHT-NIGHT? GOOD NIGHT-NIGHT?
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
HELLO?
YEAH, HOLD ON A MINUTE. YEAH, HOLD ON A MINUTE.
SUNNY, IT'S FOR YOU.
OH, THANKS. OH, THANKS.
HELLO?
OH, HI, MR. CROWE. OH, HI, MR. CROWE.
YEAH, THE QUEEN OF DUBAI. YEAH, THE QUEEN OF DUBAI.
OK. I'LL BE THERE. DON'T YOU WORRY. OK. I'LL BE THERE. DON'T YOU WORRY.
BYE. BYE.
YOU KNOW MORE QUEENS THAN I DO.
OH, BEN!
THIS IS THE NATIONAL ARCHIVES BUILDING. THIS IS THE NATIONAL ARCHIVES BUILDING.
YOU KNOW, IT HOLDS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE, YOU KNOW, IT HOLDS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE,
THE CONSTITUTION, THE BILL OF RIGHTS. THE CONSTITUTION, THE BILL OF RIGHTS.
IT'S REALLY PRETTY, ISN'T IT? IT'S REALLY PRETTY, ISN'T IT?
OH, I HAVE THE NAPKINS THAT MATCH YOUR HAT. OH, I HAVE THE NAPKINS THAT MATCH YOUR HAT.
I'VE NEVER READ THE CONSTITUTION. I'VE NEVER READ THE CONSTITUTION.
THIS WILL BE FUN FOR ALL OF US. THIS WILL BE FUN FOR ALL OF US.
AND THIS IS WHERE WE ENCASE
ALL OF OUR PRECIOUS DOCUMENTS. ALL OF OUR PRECIOUS DOCUMENTS.
AND THIS IS, UM... AND THIS IS, UM...
THE CONSTITUTION.
VERY OLD.
THIS IS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE. THIS IS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.
CAN YOU READ THAT? CAN YOU READ THAT?
"WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT, "WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT,
"THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, "THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL,
"THAT THEY ARE ENDOWED BY THEIR CREATOR "THAT THEY ARE ENDOWED BY THEIR CREATOR
"WITH CERTAIN INALIENABLE RIGHTS, "WITH CERTAIN INALIENABLE RIGHTS,
"THAT AMONG THESE ARE LIFE, LIBERTY, "THAT AMONG THESE ARE LIFE, LIBERTY,
"AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. "AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS.
"THAT TO SECURE THESE RIGHTS, "THAT TO SECURE THESE RIGHTS,
"GOVERNMENTS ARE INSTITUTED AMONG MEN,
"DERIVING THEIR JUST POWERS "DERIVING THEIR JUST POWERS
FROM THE CONSENT OF THE GOVERNED." FROM THE CONSENT OF THE GOVERNED."
VERY INTERESTING.
WE'RE REAL PROUD OF THAT. WE'RE REAL PROUD OF THAT.
WHAT'S WRONG? YOU SICK? WHAT'S WRONG? YOU SICK?
NO, THEY CLOSED THE BOOKSTORE.
THAT LOOKS GOOD. COULD YOU MAKE ME ONE? THAT LOOKS GOOD. COULD YOU MAKE ME ONE?
I THOUGHT YOU HAD A LUNCHEON. I THOUGHT YOU HAD A LUNCHEON.
THEY SERVED FOOD I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE. THEY SERVED FOOD I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE.
THE MAIN COURSE WAS ALIVE.
SEE ANYONE FAMOUS? SEE ANYONE FAMOUS?
A SENATOR WHO PUT HIS HAND ON MY LEG. A SENATOR WHO PUT HIS HAND ON MY LEG.
WHICH ONE?
THE RIGHT ONE. THE RIGHT ONE.
NO, NO. WHICH SENATOR?
I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU HAD TO APPRECIATE HIS ENERGY. I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU HAD TO APPRECIATE HIS ENERGY.
HE WAS EATING, COPPING A FEEL,
AND TALKING ABOUT FISCAL IRRESPONSIBILITY. AND TALKING ABOUT FISCAL IRRESPONSIBILITY. AND TALKING ABOUT FISCAL IRRESPONSIBILITY.
I GOT TO GO.
HOW DO THEY RUN THE COUNTRY? HOW DO THEY RUN THE COUNTRY?
THEY'RE SO BUSY GOING TO RECEPTIONS. THEY'RE SO BUSY GOING TO RECEPTIONS.
BUT ARE YOU HAVING FUN?
I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME. I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME.
I'M MAKING MISTAKES, BUT THEY DON'T MIND. I'M MAKING MISTAKES, BUT THEY DON'T MIND.
I WONDER WHY THAT IS.
MAYBE THEY JUST LIKE YOU. MAYBE THEY JUST LIKE YOU.
YEAH, MAYBE.
DONNA? DONNA?
DONNA!
COULD YOU BEEP YOUR HORN, PLEASE? COULD YOU BEEP YOUR HORN, PLEASE?
[HONK HONK]
GOD, SUNNY! GOD, SUNNY!
OH, SUNNY.
OH, GOD... OH, GOD...
HI, SWEETIE!
SUNNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
A SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT. CAN'T YOU TELL? A SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT. CAN'T YOU TELL?
THEY LOOK AWFULLY LIKE DOGS. THEY LOOK AWFULLY LIKE DOGS.
VERY IMPORTANT DOGS, THOUGH.
THEY BELONG TO SOME BULGARIAN. THEY BELONG TO SOME BULGARIAN.
COME ON, GUYS, SIT DOWN.
COME ON, STAY. STAY, BABIES, STAY. COME ON, STAY. STAY, BABIES, STAY.
HI.
WE REALLY MISS YOU, SUNNY. WE REALLY MISS YOU, SUNNY.
I MISS YOU GUYS, TOO. I MISS YOU GUYS, TOO.
EVERYBODY'S SO JEALOUS OF YOU.
ALL THOSE BIG PARTIES AND FAMOUS PEOPLE ALL THOSE BIG PARTIES AND FAMOUS PEOPLE
AND EVENTS THAT SHAPE OUR LIVES, AND EVENTS THAT SHAPE OUR LIVES,
AND SHIT LIKE THAT.
[DOGS GROWL] [DOGS GROWL]
I GOT TO GO.
GIVE MY LOVE TO LOU. GIVE MY LOVE TO LOU.
HE'S CLOSING THE CLUB.
ARE YOU KIDDING? ARE YOU KIDDING?
HE'S LOSING MONEY. WE'RE LOOKING FOR OTHER JOBS. HE'S LOSING MONEY. WE'RE LOOKING FOR OTHER JOBS.
IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO?
I THINK LOU WAS HOPING, I THINK LOU WAS HOPING,
WHAT WITH YOUR NEW CONNECTIONS, WHAT WITH YOUR NEW CONNECTIONS,
YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP HIM. YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP HIM.
GET IN AND WE'LL TALK.
NO, IT'S OK. REALLY. NO, IT'S OK. REALLY.
COME ON!
I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT DOGS. I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT DOGS.
I KNOW.
[DOGS BARK]
[YIP]
[WOOF WOOF WOOF] [WOOF WOOF WOOF]
AAH!
[WOOF] [WOOF]
WAIT!
BORIS! BORIS!
SIMBA! SIMBA!
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
WHERE IS OUR DEAR SUNNY? WHERE IS OUR DEAR SUNNY?
IN THE BATHROOM.
I SEE. AND MR. RANSOME?
IN THE BATHROOM. IN THE BATHROOM.
OH. OH!
OH. OH.
OH.
BETTER?
OHH, YEAH. OHH, YEAH.
YOU SHOULD TAKE A VERY LONG, VERY HOT SHOWER. YOU SHOULD TAKE A VERY LONG, VERY HOT SHOWER.
WHEN?
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
WHERE? WHERE?
DON'T GIVE ME A HARD TIME.
OK. OK.
DO YOU DO NECKS?
MMM.
DID YOU DO THIS TO YOUR WIFE? DID YOU DO THIS TO YOUR WIFE?
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
YOU'VE GOT GREAT FINGERS. YOU'VE GOT GREAT FINGERS.
OW!
SHH! SHH!
I FEEL LIKE I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL. I FEEL LIKE I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL.
DID YOU LOCK THE DOOR?
NO. NO.
WILL YOU TELL ME SOMETHING?
WHAT?
WHY DID THEY GIVE ME THIS JOB?
BECAUSE YOU DID SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY. BECAUSE YOU DID SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY.
AND?
AND THEY WANTED TO REWARD YOU.
AND? AND?
AND...
IT'S GOOD PUBLICITY FOR THEM. IT'S GOOD PUBLICITY FOR THEM.
NOTHING ELSE? NOTHING ELSE?
LIKE WHAT?
I FEEL LIKE... I FEEL LIKE...
I DON'T KNOW, I FEEL LIKE I DON'T KNOW, I FEEL LIKE
THEY'RE TESTING ME FOR SOMETHING.
IF YOU BEHAVE, I'LL GIVE YOU A REAL MASSAGE. IF YOU BEHAVE, I'LL GIVE YOU A REAL MASSAGE.
MEANTIME, FIND A CHIROPRACTOR. MEANTIME, FIND A CHIROPRACTOR.
YOU JUST CHANGED THE SUBJECT.
I CAN'T GIVE YOU ADVICE. I CAN'T GIVE YOU ADVICE.
I HARDLY KNOW YOU. I HARDLY KNOW YOU.
SO GET TO KNOW ME.
DO YOU ALWAYS SAY WHAT YOU THINK?
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY PEOPLE I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY PEOPLE
DON'T SAY WHAT THEY THINK. DON'T SAY WHAT THEY THINK.
DON'T YOU SAY WHAT YOU THINK?
NOT ALWAYS, NO. NOT ALWAYS, NO.
TOO BAD.
YOU KNOW WHAT I READ THE OTHER DAY? YOU KNOW WHAT I READ THE OTHER DAY?
THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.
THEY KNEW HOW TO SAY WHAT THEY THOUGHT. THEY KNEW HOW TO SAY WHAT THEY THOUGHT.
ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT HAPPINESS. ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT HAPPINESS.
WHAT GOVERNMENT TALKS ABOUT HAPPINESS ANYMORE? WHAT GOVERNMENT TALKS ABOUT HAPPINESS ANYMORE?
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
SUNNY?
YES, MA'AM.
WE WERE CONCERNED.
MR. RANSOME WAS GIVING ME AN ADJUSTMENT. MR. RANSOME WAS GIVING ME AN ADJUSTMENT.
WE ARE ABOUT TO LEAVE. WE ARE ABOUT TO LEAVE.
AND WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE. ABOUT THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.
YOU DID LOCK IT.
WHAT, DEAR? WHAT, DEAR?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU, DEAR.
WHAT DID YOU SAY? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
ARE YOU COMING, DEAR?
SUNNY, DEAR, ARE YOU COMING? SUNNY, DEAR, ARE YOU COMING?
NOT QUITE, MA'AM.
HE'S HERE ON AN UNOFFICIAL VISIT.
UNOFFICIAL. UNOFFICIAL.
OFFICIALLY.
OFFICIALLY, HE'S HERE UNOFFICIALLY. OFFICIALLY, HE'S HERE UNOFFICIALLY.
YES, THAT'S IT. EXACTLY RIGHT.
IT'S NOT A STATE VISIT OR CEREMONIAL. IT'S NOT A STATE VISIT OR CEREMONIAL.
IT'S PRIVATE. IT'S PRIVATE.
THE EMIR WANTS PRIVACY.
SUNNY, WE WANT TO TAKE YOU INTO OUR CONFIDENCE. SUNNY, WE WANT TO TAKE YOU INTO OUR CONFIDENCE.
AND I KNOW THAT WE CAN TRUST YOU. AND I KNOW THAT WE CAN TRUST YOU.
AM I RIGHT? AM I RIGHT?
MR. HILLEY, MY LIPS ARE SEALED.
GOOD-- GOOD--
THEY COULD SLAP ME AROUND,
KEEP ME AWAKE, HANG ME UPSIDE-DOWN KEEP ME AWAKE, HANG ME UPSIDE-DOWN
AND THROW STUFF AT ME.
I SEE-- I SEE--
THEY COULD KEEP ME IN A CELL. THEY COULD KEEP ME IN A CELL.
THEY COULDN'T DO ANYTHING
WITH ELECTRICITY OR LIVE SNAKES-- WITH ELECTRICITY OR LIVE SNAKES--
SUNNY!
YES, SIR.
WE... WE...
OUR GOVERNMENT,
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
ARE ATTEMPTING TO NEGOTIATE ARE ATTEMPTING TO NEGOTIATE
A COMPLEX AND HIGHLY IMPORTANT AGREEMENT A COMPLEX AND HIGHLY IMPORTANT AGREEMENT
WITH THE EMIR
THAT WILL ALLOW US TO BUILD THAT WILL ALLOW US TO BUILD
A MILITARY BASE IN HIS COUNTRY. A MILITARY BASE IN HIS COUNTRY.
RIGHT.
THE MISSION OF THE PROTOCOL DEPARTMENT THE MISSION OF THE PROTOCOL DEPARTMENT
IS TO SEE THAT THE EMIR IS TO SEE THAT THE EMIR
WHILE HE IS IN OUR COUNTRY HAS A GOOD TIME WHILE HE IS IN OUR COUNTRY HAS A GOOD TIME
WELL, OFFICIALLY A GOOD TIME, WELL, OFFICIALLY A GOOD TIME,
OR UNOFFICIALLY?
UNOFFICIALLY, OF COURSE.
GOT IT. GOT IT.
A VERY GOOD TIME. A VERY GOOD TIME.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
COME ON, LOU. ANSWER THE PHONE. COME ON, LOU. ANSWER THE PHONE.
LOU, IT'S SUNNY. LOU, IT'S SUNNY.
LISTEN, I GOT A GREAT IDEA.
YOUR MAJESTY. YOUR MAJESTY.
SUNNY.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
THAT IS YOUR SUPREME COURT, AM I RIGHT?
WHERE YOUR LAWS ARE INTERPRETED. WHERE YOUR LAWS ARE INTERPRETED.
DO YOU HAVE THAT SETUP WHERE YOU LIVE?
NOT EXACTLY. NOT EXACTLY.
OUR LAWS ARE HANDED DOWN BY ALLAH, BY GOD.
TO WHOM? TO WHOM?
TO ME.
OH.
HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON? HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?
A PARTY FOR BIG SHOTS. A PARTY FOR BIG SHOTS.
SOMEONE IN PROTOCOL CALLED ME,
SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MAJOR SOCIAL EVENT.
I GOT THE SAME CALL.
SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT LOTS OF VIPs. SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT LOTS OF VIPs.
"GUARANTEED VERY GOOD TIME."
HERE IN THIS DIVE? HERE IN THIS DIVE?
HEY, DIDN'T SUNNY DAVIS USED TO WORK IN THIS JOINT? HEY, DIDN'T SUNNY DAVIS USED TO WORK IN THIS JOINT?
THE SHEIK OF ARABEY.
WHO THE HELL'S THAT?
THANK YOU.
HEY, ISN'T THAT SUNNY DAVIS? HEY, ISN'T THAT SUNNY DAVIS?
YOUR HIGHNESS, MEET LOU FOX. YOUR HIGHNESS, MEET LOU FOX.
THIS IS A HELL OF AN HONOR, YOUR MAJESTY.
THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY. HELL OF AN HONOR. THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY. HELL OF AN HONOR.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
LET'S GO, LET'S GO. LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
OVER HERE, SUNNY, PLEASE. OVER HERE, SUNNY, PLEASE.
YOU MIND CROUCHING DOWN A LITTLE?
THAT WAY WE GET THE SIGN IN THE PICTURE. THAT WAY WE GET THE SIGN IN THE PICTURE.
HERE HE COMES!
GIRLS, SHOW TIME! TAKE YOUR PLACES! GIRLS, SHOW TIME! TAKE YOUR PLACES!
TAKE YOUR PLACES.
GEORGE, YOU...
GIRLS, GIRLS,
FLAGS OVER YOUR HEART.
GUYS, THINK OF THIS
AS YOUR OASIS AWAY FROM YOUR OASIS. AS YOUR OASIS AWAY FROM YOUR OASIS.
NOW, YOUR MAJESTY,
WE POUR SOME OF THE MOST GENEROUS DRINKS IN TOWN. WE POUR SOME OF THE MOST GENEROUS DRINKS IN TOWN.
RIGHT THIS WAY, YOUR MAJESTY. RIGHT THIS WAY, YOUR MAJESTY.
HEY, BY THE WAY, TONIGHT'S DINNER SPECIAL
IS THE BAKED VIRGINIA HAM IS THE BAKED VIRGINIA HAM
WITH CHOICE OF 2 VEGETABLES.
HEY, LOU.
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?
IT'S A BIRTHDAY PARTY. IT'S A BIRTHDAY PARTY.
THEY WANT ME TO MAKE A CAKE MADE OF RAW FISH. THEY WANT ME TO MAKE A CAKE MADE OF RAW FISH.
WELL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
[SPEAKING JAPANESE] [SPEAKING JAPANESE]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
HI! HI! HI! HI!
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE?
WHAT'S THIS? WHAT'S THIS?
HEY, LET'S GET THIS!
HEY, GUYS, GUYS! GET ON THIS! HEY, GUYS, GUYS! GET ON THIS!
WE'RE IN PUBLIC RELATIONS.
WE'RE OUT OF CAMEL'S MILK,
BUT THIS IS YOGURT AND 7-UP. BUT THIS IS YOGURT AND 7-UP.
OH...OH... OH...OH...
AHHH!
GLORIA! GLORIA!
EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
IT'S FABULOUS!
HI, HONEY! I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD COME!
ARE YOU KIDDING? ARE YOU KIDDING?
WHAT DOES "JACKPOT" MEAN TO YOU?
SEE THAT LITTLE GUY OVER THERE? SEE THAT LITTLE GUY OVER THERE?
GO REAL EASY ON HIM
BECAUSE HE'S A WISE MAN, BECAUSE HE'S A WISE MAN,
LIKE A SWAMI OR GURU.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
HEY, ISN'T THAT THE NAWAF?
NAWAF!
BOBBIE!
CHARMAINE!
HA HA HA HA!
[TELEPHONE RINGS] [TELEPHONE RINGS]
YEAH.
WHAT? WHAT?
WHERE?
WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU--
PRESS?
MAKE A WISH. MAKE A WISH.
HELLO!
HI.
ISN'T THIS A SWELL PLACE? ISN'T THIS A SWELL PLACE?
IT IS SWELL.
I USED TO WORK HERE.
I KNOW THAT.
SEE THAT GIRL THERE
DRESSED LIKE KIND OF A CHICKEN? DRESSED LIKE KIND OF A CHICKEN?
AN EMU, I WOULD IMAGINE.
WHAT ABOUT HER? WHAT ABOUT HER?
I USED TO HAVE TO WEAR THAT COSTUME A LOT I USED TO HAVE TO WEAR THAT COSTUME A LOT
WHEN I WORKED HERE.
IT'S PRETTY SILLY, ISN'T IT? IT'S PRETTY SILLY, ISN'T IT?
YOU MUST HAVE LOOKED VERY BEAUTIFUL.
MORE MALES! MORE MALES!
BEN!
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
I WANT YOU TO COME SEE THE EMIR.
HE'S HERE! HE'S HERE!
YOUR MAJESTY, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU
TO BEN GRANGER AND JERRY JEROME. TO BEN GRANGER AND JERRY JEROME.
THESE ARE THE GUYS THAT I LIVE WITH.
AND THIS IS, UM... AND THIS IS, UM...
HIS...
HIGHNESS... HIGHNESS...
EL EMIR KHALED ABIN ABDUL MAJID.
ELABIG HAMENE HAMEN MAJID. ELABIG HAMENE HAMEN MAJID.
A SHORT WHILE AGO, THE EMIR AND HIS ENTOURAGE A SHORT WHILE AGO, THE EMIR AND HIS ENTOURAGE
ALL ESCORTED SUNNY DAVIS INSIDE THE SAFARI CLUB. ALL ESCORTED SUNNY DAVIS INSIDE THE SAFARI CLUB.
THEY ARRIVED IN THOSE LIMOUSINES. THEY ARRIVED IN THOSE LIMOUSINES.
BY THE WAY, THE GUESTS CONTINUE TO ARRIVE,
THE KIND OF GUESTS YOU WOULDN'T NECESSARILY... THE KIND OF GUESTS YOU WOULDN'T NECESSARILY...
[HORNS HONK]
♪ I'M SO EXCITED ♪ ♪ I'M SO EXCITED ♪
♪ I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT ♪ ♪ I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT ♪
♪ I'M ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL AND I THINK... ♪
WHOO!
ALL RIGHT, LOU! ALL RIGHT, LOU!
YOUR FRIENDS ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME. YOUR FRIENDS ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME.
OH, YES.
♪ JUST CAN'T HIDE IT ♪ ♪ JUST CAN'T HIDE IT ♪
LOU! LOU! LOU! LOU! LOU! LOU!
♪ AND I THINK I LIKE IT ♪
JIMMY!
♪ I'M SO EXCITED ♪ ♪ I'M SO EXCITED ♪
IT'S JIMMY! IT'S JIMMY!
WHOO!
♪ I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW I WANT YOU ♪ ♪ I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW I WANT YOU ♪
JIMMY! JIMMY!
GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUT NOT TONIGHT!
I GOT A PRIVATE PARTY OVER THERE. I GOT A PRIVATE PARTY OVER THERE.
HEY! JIMMY!
HI, HONEY!
I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEBODY! I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEBODY!
OH, BANZAI!
HI! HI!
LISTEN, HAVE YOU EVER MET AN EMIR? LISTEN, HAVE YOU EVER MET AN EMIR?
NO.
HAVE YOU EVER MET A BIKER?
NO. NO.
KHALED, JIMMY. JIMMY, KHALED.
HOW DO YOU DO?
HOW YOU DOING, MAN? HOW YOU DOING, MAN?
YES.
WHAT? WHAT?
I'M ON MY WAY.
WHOA! WHOA!
WHOO!
OWW! OWW!
OWW!
HI. HI.
IS IT DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO LEAVE ALL THIS? IS IT DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO LEAVE ALL THIS?
THIS? OH, NO. THIS? OH, NO.
I'VE MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS,
WE'VE HAD GOOD TIMES TOGETHER, WE'VE HAD GOOD TIMES TOGETHER,
BUT A PERSON HAS TO MOVE ON.
YOU COULD BE THE MOTHER OF KINGS. YOU COULD BE THE MOTHER OF KINGS.
OH, SURE. QUEEN SUNNY, THE EX-COCKTAIL WAITRESS. OH, SURE. QUEEN SUNNY, THE EX-COCKTAIL WAITRESS.
I'M JUST LUCKY I GET TO MEET PEOPLE LIKE YOU I'M JUST LUCKY I GET TO MEET PEOPLE LIKE YOU
BECAUSE OF THAT CRAZY ACCIDENT.
THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS. THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS.
THERE IS ONLY DESTINY
AND CHARACTER. AND CHARACTER.
DESTINY BROUGHT YOU, ME, AND THE GUNMAN TOGETHER.
YOUR CHARACTER BROUGHT YOU THE REST OF THE WAY. YOUR CHARACTER BROUGHT YOU THE REST OF THE WAY.
NO, I DON'T THINK SO. NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
WE ARE MORE THAN A WAITRESS AND AN EMIR.
WE ARE ALSO MAN AND WOMAN. WE ARE ALSO MAN AND WOMAN.
I CAN SEE THAT.
YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING? YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?
YEAH. YOU WANT TO DATE ME.
EMIRS DO NOT DATE. EMIRS DO NOT DATE.
MR. HILLEY, MR. HILLEY--
MR. HASSLER, MR. HASSLER,
WHAT IS THE WHITE HOUSE--
PLEASE, NOT NOW! PLEASE, NOT NOW!
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
WHAT CAN I GET YOU? WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
I LIKE THAT COAT.
HE LIKES MY COAT! HE LIKES MY COAT!
GIVE IT TO HIM.
YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT.
NOW GIVE ME YOUR COAT.
NOW REMEMBER, IT'S B.Y.O.L.-- NOW REMEMBER, IT'S B.Y.O.L.--
BRING YOUR OWN LEATHER.
WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP!
"BEAT ME, WHIP ME..." "BEAT ME, WHIP ME..."
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?
I LOVE IT!
Press: WHAT ABOUT SUNNY DAVIS? Press: WHAT ABOUT SUNNY DAVIS?
MR. HASSLER, WHY IS MR. RANSOME HERE?
I WANT AN EXPLANATION! I WANT AN EXPLANATION!
I'M SURE IT'S OK.
WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING IN THERE? WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING IN THERE?
HAVING A GOOD TIME, I GUESS.
WHAT? HAVING A GOOD TIME? WHAT? HAVING A GOOD TIME?
YES.
FOLLOW HILLEY!
[POLICE WHISTLES] [POLICE WHISTLES]
[SIRENS]
DISGUSTING TRASH!
♪ DOIN' WHAT YOU WANT TO DO ♪ ♪ DOIN' WHAT YOU WANT TO DO ♪
♪ HEY, THERE ♪
♪ I LOVE YOU, SUZANNE ♪ ♪ I LOVE YOU, SUZANNE ♪
♪ DO ANYTHING YOU WANT ♪
♪ YOU TRY TO DO ANYTHING ♪ ♪ YOU TRY TO DO ANYTHING ♪
♪ YOU TRY, TRY ANYTHING ♪
♪ YOU DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO ♪ ♪ YOU DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO ♪
♪ WHEN YOU GOT A GIRL LIKE SUZANNE ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU GOT A GIRL LIKE SUZANNE ♪
♪ HEY, BABE, HEY ♪
♪ DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO ♪
♪ THE GIRL I LOVE IS SUZANNE ♪ ♪ THE GIRL I LOVE IS SUZANNE ♪
WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE GAY ARAB BIKER SUSHI BARS. PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE GAY ARAB BIKER SUSHI BARS.
♪ DOIN' WHAT YOU WANT TO DO ♪
♪ I'M GOING TO DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO ♪ ♪ I'M GOING TO DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO ♪
OUCH! GOD! THAT'S DISGUSTING!
♪ DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, BABY ♪ ♪ DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, BABY ♪
♪ BUT I LOVE JUST SUZANNE ♪ ♪ BUT I LOVE JUST SUZANNE ♪
♪ I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING AND YOU WANT MORE ♪
♪ YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOU CAN ♪ ♪ YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOU CAN ♪
♪ YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOU WANT TO DO ♪ ♪ YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOU WANT TO DO ♪
♪ WELL, I LOVE JUST SUZANNE ♪
SUNNY! WHAT IN GOD'S NAME SUNNY! WHAT IN GOD'S NAME
ARE YOU DOING IN THIS TIDE OF HUMAN SWILL? ARE YOU DOING IN THIS TIDE OF HUMAN SWILL?
WHY YOU...
OH!
WAIT, WAIT. WHAT'S SWILL? WAIT, WAIT. WHAT'S SWILL?
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
AAH!
♪ WELL, I LOVE YOU, SUZANNE ♪ ♪ WELL, I LOVE YOU, SUZANNE ♪
♪ WELL, I LOVE YOU, SUZANNE ♪
AAH! AAH!
♪ I LOVE YOU, SUZANNE ♪ ♪ I LOVE YOU, SUZANNE ♪
♪ SHOULD AULD... ♪
♪ SUZANNE ♪
AHRR! AHRR!
♪ HEY, YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOU WANT TO DO ♪ ♪ HEY, YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOU WANT TO DO ♪
♪ COME ON, COME ON ♪
♪ YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOU WANT TO DO ♪ ♪ YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOU WANT TO DO ♪
♪ THE LADY I LOVE IS SUZANNE ♪
ROCK 'N ROLL! ROCK 'N ROLL!
LET'S PARTY!
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
♪ I LOVE YOU, SUZANNE ♪
HELP!
AAH! AAH!
LISTEN, LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN, LISTEN! HEY!
I KNOW WE CAN WORK THIS OUT
JUST THE WAY THE DIPLOMATS DO. JUST THE WAY THE DIPLOMATS DO.
HELP!
HOLOS! ASTELUHU! HOLOS! ASTELUHU!
AAH!
JIHARAH! JIHARAH!
[SIREN] [SIREN]
WXED ACTION LINE.
ACTION, ACTION, LINE, LINE...
TONIGHT'S WXED HOT STORY. TONIGHT'S WXED HOT STORY.
TONIGHT'S HOT STORY IS EVEN HOTTER THAN USUAL. TONIGHT'S HOT STORY IS EVEN HOTTER THAN USUAL.
I'M AT THE CLUB SAFARI
WHERE DOZENS OF DIGNITARIES HAVE BEEN ARRESTED. WHERE DOZENS OF DIGNITARIES HAVE BEEN ARRESTED.
AMONG THEM, THE RECENTLY ALMOST-ASSASSINATED
EMIR OF OHTAR AND PROTOCOL'S SUNNY DAVIS, EMIR OF OHTAR AND PROTOCOL'S SUNNY DAVIS,
A FORMER WAITRESS AT THIS DOWNTOWN HOT SPOT, A FORMER WAITRESS AT THIS DOWNTOWN HOT SPOT,
PLUS HIGH-RANKING MEMBERS OF THE ADMINISTRATION
WHO APPARENTLY STOPPED BY TO USE THE PHONE. WHO APPARENTLY STOPPED BY TO USE THE PHONE.
MORE DETAILS AS THEY HAPPEN. MORE DETAILS AS THEY HAPPEN.
THIS IS CHERYL GREENBERG.
[SPEAKING ARABIC]
THANK YOU, MR. VICE PRESIDENT.
MICHAEL, TAKE THEM NOW. MICHAEL, TAKE THEM NOW.
SUNNY! SUNNY DAVIS!
SUNNY, THANK YOU.
IT WAS AN UNFORGETTABLE EVENING. IT WAS AN UNFORGETTABLE EVENING.
WE WON'T KEEP YOU MUCH LONGER, DEAR. WE WON'T KEEP YOU MUCH LONGER, DEAR.
I'M SORRY. YOU'LL HAVE MY RESIGNATION
AS SOON AS I LOOK UP HOW RESIGNATIONS ARE WRITTEN. AS SOON AS I LOOK UP HOW RESIGNATIONS ARE WRITTEN.
WE HAVE NO INTENTION
OF ASKING FOR YOUR RESIGNATION. OF ASKING FOR YOUR RESIGNATION.
YOU DON'T?
CERTAINLY NOT.
THERE WILL BE TACTICAL PROBLEMS
IN DEALING WITH TONIGHT'S SITUATION.
Let's go into my office. Let's go into my office.
I THINK I'LL WRITE A LETTER TO THE EMIR. I THINK I'LL WRITE A LETTER TO THE EMIR.
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS MATTER. WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS MATTER.
YOU WILL NOT BE A PART OF IT.
I WON'T? I WON'T?
IN A FEW HOURS,
THE EMIR WILL FLY BACK TO HIS COUNTRY. THE EMIR WILL FLY BACK TO HIS COUNTRY.
WE WANT YOU TO GO WITH HIM. WE WANT YOU TO GO WITH HIM.
YOU'RE KIDDING!
YOU ARE RIGHT NOW
OUR PRINCIPAL SOCIAL CONTACT OUR PRINCIPAL SOCIAL CONTACT
WITH THE EMIR.
OUR RELATIONS WITH HIM UNTIL NOW HAVE BEEN AMBIVALENT. OUR RELATIONS WITH HIM UNTIL NOW HAVE BEEN AMBIVALENT.
YOU CAN CHANGE THAT. YOU CAN CHANGE THAT.
GEE, I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE NEVER BEEN OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES. I'VE NEVER BEEN OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES.
DO YOU THINK I COULD?
THIS IS A CHANCE FOR YOU TO PERFORM THIS IS A CHANCE FOR YOU TO PERFORM
A VITAL SERVICE FOR YOUR COUNTRY. A VITAL SERVICE FOR YOUR COUNTRY.
DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH THAT STRATEGIC MILITARY THING WITH THAT STRATEGIC MILITARY THING
MR. HILLEY TALKED ABOUT YESTERDAY?
ABSOLUTELY NOT. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
THIS HAS TO DO WITH SIMPLE TRUST... THIS HAS TO DO WITH SIMPLE TRUST...
TRUST BETWEEN US,
TRUST BETWEEN YOU AND THE EMIR. TRUST BETWEEN YOU AND THE EMIR.
YOU'LL BE TREATED LIKE ROYALTY. YOU'LL BE TREATED LIKE ROYALTY.
YOU'LL STAY IN A LOVELY PALACE.
IT WILL BE LIKE LIVING IN A BEAUTIFUL DREAM... IT WILL BE LIKE LIVING IN A BEAUTIFUL DREAM...
A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL DREAM. A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL DREAM.
[WOMEN ULULATING] [WOMEN ULULATING]
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
Sunny: DEAR MICHAEL,
I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL BE ABLE TO SEND THIS LETTER, I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL BE ABLE TO SEND THIS LETTER,
BUT I WANTED YOU TO KNOW HOW GRATEFUL I AM
FOR HELPING ME OUT AGAIN. FOR HELPING ME OUT AGAIN.
I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE PROUD OF THE JOB I'M DOING. I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE PROUD OF THE JOB I'M DOING.
THE PEOPLE HERE ARE CERTAINLY FRIENDLY,
AND THEY GREETED ME LIKE I'M A REAL PRINCESS. AND THEY GREETED ME LIKE I'M A REAL PRINCESS.
I CAN HONESTLY SAY I CAN HONESTLY SAY
I'M ON A SORT OF INTIMATE FOOTING
WITH SOME OF THEM ALREADY. WITH SOME OF THEM ALREADY.
OF COURSE I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT. WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT.
I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY BEEN OUTSIDE THE PALACE YET,
BUT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, BUT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE,
I PLAN TO CONTACT THE AMERICAN AMBASSADOR
FOR ANY SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS. FOR ANY SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS.
I THINK THERE'S SOME KIND OF FEAST TONIGHT.
AND THEN TOMORROW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO AND THEN TOMORROW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO
ON A NICE CAMEL RIDE IN THE DESERT.
IF THERE'S A DIPLOMATIC POUCH COMING THIS WAY, IF THERE'S A DIPLOMATIC POUCH COMING THIS WAY,
GEE, I WOULDN'T MIND IF YOU INCLUDED GEE, I WOULDN'T MIND IF YOU INCLUDED
A TUNA FISH SALAD SANDWICH AND SOME LIP GLOSS. A TUNA FISH SALAD SANDWICH AND SOME LIP GLOSS.
A POEM FOR SUNNY. A POEM FOR SUNNY.
AH, SUNNY, AH, SUNNY,
GOLDEN HAIR LIKE THE DESERT SUN. GOLDEN HAIR LIKE THE DESERT SUN.
EYES THE COLOR OF THE SUMMER SKY. EYES THE COLOR OF THE SUMMER SKY.
BREASTS RIPER THAN THE RIPEST POMEGRANATES. BREASTS RIPER THAN THE RIPEST POMEGRANATES.
AND LOINS LIKE THE ROYAL STOREHOUSE
BURSTING WITH THE SEED OF KINGS-- BURSTING WITH THE SEED OF KINGS--
LOINS THAT--
GATVA! GATVA!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE
A HIGH-RANKING DELEGATION WILL BE TRAVELING TO OHTAR A HIGH-RANKING DELEGATION WILL BE TRAVELING TO OHTAR
TO SIGN AN AGREEMENT WITH THE EMIR
FOR A MILITARY BASE IN THAT COUNTRY. FOR A MILITARY BASE IN THAT COUNTRY.
WE'RE BACK WITH TV TRUTH.
WENDY, WOULD YOU ANALYZE THE VIDEO TAPE? WENDY, WOULD YOU ANALYZE THE VIDEO TAPE?
HASSLER STARTS THE PRESS CONFERENCE
BY ANNOUNCING THAT THEY CUT THE DEAL. BY ANNOUNCING THAT THEY CUT THE DEAL.
SO WE GOT OUR BASE?
YEAH, BUT WATCH THIS.
NOW HE'S ANNOUNCING THAT A CONTINGENT-- NOW HE'S ANNOUNCING THAT A CONTINGENT--
WAIT. LISTEN. WAIT. LISTEN.
WE'LL GET HIM TO STAY FOR THE WEDDING.
THAT IS SOME SLIP. THAT IS SOME SLIP.
HE HAD NO INTENTION OF MENTIONING THE WEDDING. HE HAD NO INTENTION OF MENTIONING THE WEDDING.
HE'S SUCH A JERK.
WHAT WEDDING?
Sunny: DEAR MRS. ST. JOHN,
THEY'RE KEEPING ME REAL BUSY HERE.
I'M EXPERIENCING ALL SORTS OF EXOTIC FRAGRANCES.
TOMORROW I'LL SEE HOW THE ORDINARY PEOPLE LIVE, TOMORROW I'LL SEE HOW THE ORDINARY PEOPLE LIVE,
IF I CAN WALK.
PLEASE GIVE MY BEST TO MR. CROWE. PLEASE GIVE MY BEST TO MR. CROWE.
SINCERELY, SUNNY DAVIS.
HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
COVER YOUR HAIR!
SHE'S MARRYING THE EMIR.
HE'S SO FAMOUS.
HE'S IN EVERYTHING-- ON TV, IN PEOPLE. HE'S IN EVERYTHING-- ON TV, IN PEOPLE.
HE'S CUTE. I WISH I WAS HER. HE'S CUTE. I WISH I WAS HER.
SHE'S EMBARRASSED THE COUNTRY, SHE'S EMBARRASSED THE COUNTRY,
MARRYING THAT GUY.
IT'S JUST A THING FOR THE MONEY. IT'S JUST A THING FOR THE MONEY.
SUNNY DAVIS REPRESENTS THE KIND OF AMERICAN WOMAN SUNNY DAVIS REPRESENTS THE KIND OF AMERICAN WOMAN
WE CAN ALL BE PROUD OF.
SHE'S REAL, SHE'S HONEST... SHE'S REAL, SHE'S HONEST...
AND SHE'S NOT GOING
TO TAKE ANY CRAP FROM ANYBODY. TO TAKE ANY CRAP FROM ANYBODY.
GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A LIST I'VE MADE UP GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A LIST I'VE MADE UP
OF PLACES I'D LIKE TO VISIT--
A HOSPITAL, A DAY-CARE CENTER, A HOSPITAL, A DAY-CARE CENTER,
MAYBE A FARM, AN IRRIGATION PROJECT, MAYBE A FARM, AN IRRIGATION PROJECT,
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
ALSO, I'D LIKE TO SEE ALSO, I'D LIKE TO SEE ALSO, I'D LIKE TO SEE
THAT MILITARY BASE WE'RE BUILDING.
WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT?
WAIT A MINUTE. STOP. WAIT A MINUTE. STOP.
I'VE BEEN SET UP, HAVEN'T I?
SHALL WE GO BACK? SHALL WE GO BACK?
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?
BECAUSE I'M AN AMERICAN, THAT'S WHY. BECAUSE I'M AN AMERICAN, THAT'S WHY.
[MACHINE GUN FIRE] [MACHINE GUN FIRE]
WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO, MAKE ME A PART OF YOUR HAREM?
I DON'T HAVE A HAREM. I HAVE SOME WIVES. I DON'T HAVE A HAREM. I HAVE SOME WIVES.
WIVES? YOU'VE GOT SOME WIVES? WIVES? YOU'VE GOT SOME WIVES?
AAH! HELP ME! AAH! HELP ME!
AAH!
YOU'VE GOT SOME WIVES?
YOU MUST HAVE BILLBOARDS ALL OVER TOWN! YOU MUST HAVE BILLBOARDS ALL OVER TOWN!
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
THEY'VE NOT BEEN ABLE TO GIVE ME SONS. THEY'VE NOT BEEN ABLE TO GIVE ME SONS.
THIS IS THE 20th CENTURY.
DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT CHROMOSOMES? DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT CHROMOSOMES?
WHEN MY COUNTRY FINDS OUT WHAT YOU TRIED TO DO-- WHEN MY COUNTRY FINDS OUT WHAT YOU TRIED TO DO--
WHEN THEY FIND OUT?
GET DOWN!
AAH! AAH!
WHY DO YOU THINK YOU WERE SENT HERE?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
AMERICANS DON'T DO THINGS LIKE THAT.
DO WE? DO WE?
AAH!
HURRY! THAT WAY! HURRY! THAT WAY!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
EMCHEE. MOVE.
CAN YOU FLY THIS THING?
I AM THE CHIEF OF THE AIR FORCE. I AM THE CHIEF OF THE AIR FORCE.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED.
TV: REVOLUTION IN OHTAR,
SPARKED BY THE IMMINENT WEDDING SPARKED BY THE IMMINENT WEDDING
OF THE EMIR KHALED ABIN ABDUL MAJID
TO AMERICAN SUNNY DAVIS. TO AMERICAN SUNNY DAVIS.
REBEL FORCES OVERTHREW THEIR GOVERNMENT.
THE EMIR AND MISS DAVIS HAVE ESCAPED THE EMIR AND MISS DAVIS HAVE ESCAPED
AND ARE EN ROUTE TO THE UNITED STATES.
THE SUDDEN COUP D'ETAT THE SUDDEN COUP D'ETAT
CAME AS A SHOCK TO WESTERN OBSERVERS...
JUST IN--ACCORDING TO THE STATE DEPARTMENT, JUST IN--ACCORDING TO THE STATE DEPARTMENT,
SUNNY DAVIS HAD NO KNOWLEDGE
OF THE EMIR'S WEDDING PLANS OF THE EMIR'S WEDDING PLANS
WHICH WERE ARRANGED BY OUR GOVERNMENT
WITHOUT HER CONSENT WITHOUT HER CONSENT
IN EXCHANGE FOR A PLANNED MILITARY BASE
IN THE EMIR'S COUNTRY. IN THE EMIR'S COUNTRY.
WE'LL HAVE MORE IN A FEW MINUTES.
THIS IS INSIDE STORY. THIS IS INSIDE STORY.
TONIGHT'S INSIDE STORY, TONIGHT'S INSIDE STORY,
SUNNY DAVIS-- HEROINE OR HUSTLER?
SHE WAS QUEEN FOR A DAY,
AND SHE CLAIMS SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT. AND SHE CLAIMS SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT.
HER PRESENCE STARTED A WAR
THAT MAY AFFECT THE WORLD'S ECONOMY. THAT MAY AFFECT THE WORLD'S ECONOMY.
THEN, RESCUED FROM SURE DEATH AND PROBABLE TORTURE,
SHE LEARNED SHE WAS TRADED FOR NOTHING LESS SHE LEARNED SHE WAS TRADED FOR NOTHING LESS
THAN THE BALANCE OF POWER IN THE MIDDLE EAST. THAN THE BALANCE OF POWER IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
OR DID SHE KNOW IT?
ABSOLUTELY NOT. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
WE GOOFED. SHE DIDN'T KNOW.
OUR GOVERNMENT WAS THE MARRIAGE BROKER. OUR GOVERNMENT WAS THE MARRIAGE BROKER.
WE WERE TRADING HER OFF FOR THE BASE.
WE DUPED HER. NOW WE OUGHT TO PAY. WE DUPED HER. NOW WE OUGHT TO PAY.
WHERE IS OHTAR? WHY SHOULD WE CARE?
THIS TINY EMIRATE MIGHT JUST PULL DOWN
AN AMERICAN ADMINISTRATION
AND SEND IT HURTLING INTO A SCANDAL AND SEND IT HURTLING INTO A SCANDAL
THAT COULD ONLY BE CALLED...
SEX, POLITICS. POLITICS, SEX.
SUNNYGATE. SUNNYGATE.
DID SHE OR DIDN'T SHE?
AND IF SHE DID, AND IF SHE DID,
DID SHE DO IT FOR HER COUNTRY?
STAY TUNED. STAY TUNED.
SENATOR NORRIS,
WAS SUNNY DAVIS TRADED FOR A MILITARY BASE?
WAS SHE IN ON IT? PEOPLE WANT THE FACTS.
I GOT ABOUT 30,000 TELEGRAMS AND LETTERS I GOT ABOUT 30,000 TELEGRAMS AND LETTERS
ALL ASKING THE SAME QUESTION.
THE ANSWER IS, WE DON'T KNOW. THE ANSWER IS, WE DON'T KNOW.
I'LL SAY ONE THING,
IT'LL BE ONE HELL OF AN INVESTIGATION. IT'LL BE ONE HELL OF AN INVESTIGATION.
THAT I PROMISE YOU.
TV: PUBLIC PRESSURE ON THE ADMINISTRATION
CONTINUES TO MOUNT IN THE SUNNYGATE AFFAIR.
[TELEPHONE RINGS] [TELEPHONE RINGS]
SENATOR NORRIS HAS ANNOUNCED HEARINGS
TO DISCOVER THE TRUTH... TO DISCOVER THE TRUTH...
YES, SIR. WE'RE WATCHING IT NOW. YES, SIR. WE'RE WATCHING IT NOW.
Radio: WHAT DID SHE KNOW
ABOUT THE CONNECTION BETWEEN THAT MILITARY BASE ABOUT THE CONNECTION BETWEEN THAT MILITARY BASE
AND HER ENGAGEMENT TO THE EMIR? AND WHEN?
MARLA GILBERT, WXED. MARLA GILBERT, WXED.
YOU LIED TO ME.
WHAT WE DID WE FELT WAS FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY. WHAT WE DID WE FELT WAS FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY.
YOU LIED.
SHE IS SAYING CERTAIN DECISIONS SHE IS SAYING CERTAIN DECISIONS
AND COMPLEX DECISIONS ON SENSITIVE ISSUES
HAVE TO BE MADE DISCREETLY. HAVE TO BE MADE DISCREETLY.
THE WELFARE OF THE PEOPLE--
WAIT. I'M ONE OF THE PEOPLE. WAIT. I'M ONE OF THE PEOPLE.
IT'S IMPORTANT WE ALL PULL TOGETHER IT'S IMPORTANT WE ALL PULL TOGETHER
SO WHEN THAT CONGRESSIONAL COMMITTEE
STARTS ITS HEARING TOMORROW--
YOU'LL TELL ME WHAT TO SAY, RIGHT? YOU'LL TELL ME WHAT TO SAY, RIGHT?
ONLY IF YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL SAY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL SAY.
I'LL SAY THIS.
I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT. I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT.
WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.
WE--YOU AND I-- REPRESENT THE PRESIDENT. WE--YOU AND I-- REPRESENT THE PRESIDENT.
I'M SURE--
MRS. ST. JOHN, YOU'RE A VERY MISGUIDED PERSON. MRS. ST. JOHN, YOU'RE A VERY MISGUIDED PERSON.
I DON'T WORK FOR YOU ANY LONGER. I DON'T WORK FOR YOU ANY LONGER.
GOING BACK TO WAITING ON TABLES?
GOODBYE, MRS. ST. JOHN.
SUNNY, LOOK.
LET ME GO, MR. HILLEY. LET ME GO, MR. HILLEY.
I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE LAST APPEAL TO YOU
ON BEHALF OF THE COUNTRY. ON BEHALF OF THE COUNTRY.
THERE ARE AT LEAST 4 PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM THERE ARE AT LEAST 4 PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM
WHO DON'T SPEAK FOR MY COUNTRY--
AND YOU'RE ONE OF THEM. AND YOU'RE ONE OF THEM.
SUNNY, WERE YOU NOTHING MORE THAN A PAWN SUNNY, WERE YOU NOTHING MORE THAN A PAWN
IN THE OHTAR SITUATION?
HOW DID THE PROTOCOL DEPARTMENT MANIPULATE YOU? HOW DID THE PROTOCOL DEPARTMENT MANIPULATE YOU?
DID YOU ENCOURAGE IT? DID YOU ENCOURAGE IT?
HERE SHE IS. HERE SHE IS.
EXCUSE ME, MISS DAVIS,
I'D LIKE TO KNOW EXACTLY... I'D LIKE TO KNOW EXACTLY...
HOW WILL YOU DEFEND YOURSELF IN THIS HEARING?
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO... IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO...
CAN YOU GIVE US A STATEMENT? CAN YOU GIVE US A STATEMENT?
HAS THE PRESIDENT GIVEN YOU ANY INSTRUCTIONS?
WE HAVE NO COMMENT AT THIS TIME. WE HAVE NO COMMENT AT THIS TIME.
HEY, THERE'S MICHAEL RANSOME! HEY, THERE'S MICHAEL RANSOME!
WILL YOU TESTIFY FOR THE DEPARTMENT? WILL YOU TESTIFY FOR THE DEPARTMENT?
MR. RANSOME IS NO LONGER WITH THE DEPARTMENT. MR. RANSOME IS NO LONGER WITH THE DEPARTMENT.
HAVE YOU BEEN FIRED?
NO, SIR. I RESIGNED.
OVER THE SUNNYGATE AFFAIR? OVER THE SUNNYGATE AFFAIR?
YES.
WHAT HAPPENED?
JUST A MINUTE.
I'M AN EXPERT ON MIDDLE EASTERN AFFAIRS. I'M AN EXPERT ON MIDDLE EASTERN AFFAIRS.
I WAS REALLY ON MY WAY UP IN THE POLITICAL RACKET. I WAS REALLY ON MY WAY UP IN THE POLITICAL RACKET.
THEN, A FEW WEEKS AGO,
I MET THIS RATHER EXTRAORDINARY PERSON I MET THIS RATHER EXTRAORDINARY PERSON
WHO REMINDED ME I HAD FORGOTTEN WHO REMINDED ME I HAD FORGOTTEN
SOMETHING REAL BASIC, REAL SIMPLE--
THAT I'D FORGOTTEN TO SAY WHAT I THINK. THAT I'D FORGOTTEN TO SAY WHAT I THINK.
SO I QUIT, THAT'S ALL.
[APPLAUDING] [APPLAUDING]
SUNNY, ANY COMMENT BEFORE THE HEARING?
YES. HE OWES ME A MASSAGE. YES. HE OWES ME A MASSAGE.
DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH, DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH,
THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH,
SO HELP YOU GOD?
I DO. I DO.
STATE YOUR NAME, FOR THE RECORD.
SUNNY ANN DAVIS. SUNNY ANN DAVIS.
WHAT IS YOUR PRESENT ADDRESS?
1442 "G" STREET. 1442 "G" STREET.
AND WHAT IS YOUR AGE, PLEASE? AND WHAT IS YOUR AGE, PLEASE?
35.
SENATOR NORRIS.
SUNNY, WHEN DID YOU FIRST MEET THE EMIR? SUNNY, WHEN DID YOU FIRST MEET THE EMIR? SUNNY, WHEN DID YOU FIRST MEET THE EMIR?
THE NIGHT I GOT SHOT.
NO. I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEET HIM THEN. I DIDN'T MEET HIM THEN.
IT WAS AFTER THEY GAVE ME
THE DEPARTMENT OF PROTOCOL JOB THE DEPARTMENT OF PROTOCOL JOB
AND THE EMIR CAME BACK.
I SEE.
AND THE EMIR CAME BACK FOR... AND THE EMIR CAME BACK FOR...
FOR ME.
NO.
I MEANT FOR HOW LONG A PERIOD OF TIME. I MEANT FOR HOW LONG A PERIOD OF TIME.
JUST A COUPLE OF DAYS.
IT WAS UNOFFICIAL. IT WAS UNOFFICIAL.
AN UNOFFICIAL VISIT.
OFFICIALLY, YES. OFFICIALLY, YES.
AND WHAT, TO THE BEST OF YOUR UNDERSTANDING,
WERE YOUR DUTIES WITH REGARD TO THE EMIR? WERE YOUR DUTIES WITH REGARD TO THE EMIR?
I WAS SUPPOSED TO SHOW HIM A GOOD TIME. I WAS SUPPOSED TO SHOW HIM A GOOD TIME.
[POUNDS GAVEL] [POUNDS GAVEL]
A GOOD TIME?
YES. THAT'S WHAT MR. HILLEY SAID. YES. THAT'S WHAT MR. HILLEY SAID.
MR. HILLEY TOLD YOU
TO SHOW THE EMIR A GOOD TIME. TO SHOW THE EMIR A GOOD TIME.
ACTUALLY THE EXACT WORDS WERE "A VERY GOOD TIME." ACTUALLY THE EXACT WORDS WERE "A VERY GOOD TIME."
AND, UH... AND, UH...
HOW DID YOU INTERPRET THIS CURIOUS DIRECTIVE?
I DIDN'T INTERPRET IT. I DIDN'T INTERPRET IT.
I JUST DID IT.
I TOOK THE EMIR AND HIS FRIENDS I TOOK THE EMIR AND HIS FRIENDS
TO A PARTY AT LOU FOX'S SAFARI CLUB
WHERE I USED TO WORK. WHERE I USED TO WORK.
I HAVE TO SAY I FEEL BADLY
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
IT'S THE FIRST TIME MRS. ST. JOHN GOT BUSTED. IT'S THE FIRST TIME MRS. ST. JOHN GOT BUSTED.
[LAUGHTER]
OF COURSE, I COULD BE WRONG. OF COURSE, I COULD BE WRONG.
[LAUGHTER]
[POUNDS GAVEL] [POUNDS GAVEL]
LET'S DISCUSS YOUR TRIP ABROAD WITH THE EMIR. LET'S DISCUSS YOUR TRIP ABROAD WITH THE EMIR.
YES, SIR.
DIDN'T YOU THINK IT WAS UNUSUAL
FOR A PERSON LIKE YOURSELF WITH NO PRACTICAL EXPERTISE FOR A PERSON LIKE YOURSELF WITH NO PRACTICAL EXPERTISE
TO BE SENT ON A MISSION OF SUCH IMPORTANCE? TO BE SENT ON A MISSION OF SUCH IMPORTANCE?
YES. BUT I FIGURED
THEY KNOW WHAT THEY WERE DOING THEY KNOW WHAT THEY WERE DOING
BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE EXPERTS. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE EXPERTS.
THE PURPOSE OF THIS HEARING
IS TO FIND WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE. IS TO FIND WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE.
IF YOU GIVE US A NAME....
NO, SIR, I'M SORRY. I CAN'T DO THAT. NO, SIR, I'M SORRY. I CAN'T DO THAT.
YOU CAN'T? YOU CAN'T?
WHY NOT?
BECAUSE I'M RESPONSIBLE. BECAUSE I'M RESPONSIBLE.
[POUNDS GAVEL]
MY DAD SAYS
IF YOU LET A GUY SELL YOU A DIAMOND RING IF YOU LET A GUY SELL YOU A DIAMOND RING
FOR ONLY 10 CENTS, FOR ONLY 10 CENTS,
CHANCES ARE YOUR RING ISN'T WORTH A DIME.
I BOUGHT THE WHOLE MINE. I BOUGHT THE WHOLE MINE.
I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING A FREE RIDE-- I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING A FREE RIDE--
OR A CHEAP ONE.
AND I REALLY HAVE TO THANK THEM FOR THAT. AND I REALLY HAVE TO THANK THEM FOR THAT.
I MEAN, THE PEOPLE WHO SOLD IT TO ME.
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING? DO YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING?
BEFORE I STARTED WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT, BEFORE I STARTED WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT,
I'D NEVER READ THE CONSTITUTION.
I DIDN'T KNOW HOW THINGS WORKED. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW THINGS WORKED.
I DIDN'T READ THE NEWSPAPER, I DIDN'T READ THE NEWSPAPER,
EXCEPT TO LOOK UP MY HOROSCOPE. EXCEPT TO LOOK UP MY HOROSCOPE.
AND I NEVER READ
THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.
BUT I KNOW THEY HAD, BUT I KNOW THEY HAD,
THE ONES WE'RE TALKING ABOUT--
THE EXPERTS-- THE EXPERTS--
THEY ALL READ IT AND FORGOT WHAT IT'S ABOUT.
IT'S ABOUT "WE THE PEOPLE," AND THAT'S ME. IT'S ABOUT "WE THE PEOPLE," AND THAT'S ME. IT'S ABOUT "WE THE PEOPLE," AND THAT'S ME.
I'M "WE THE PEOPLE."
YOU'RE "WE THE PEOPLE"... YOU'RE "WE THE PEOPLE"...
AND ALL OF US, WE'RE ALL "WE THE PEOPLE."
SO WHEN THEY SELL ME THAT 10-CENT DIAMOND, SO WHEN THEY SELL ME THAT 10-CENT DIAMOND,
OR DOWN THE RIVER, OR TO SOME GUY WEARING MEDALS, OR DOWN THE RIVER, OR TO SOME GUY WEARING MEDALS,
THAT MEANS THEY'RE SELLING ALL OF US--
ALL OF "WE THE PEOPLE." ALL OF "WE THE PEOPLE."
AND WHEN THEY--
I MEAN, WHEN YOU GUYS SPEND ANOTHER PILE OF MONEY I MEAN, WHEN YOU GUYS SPEND ANOTHER PILE OF MONEY I MEAN, WHEN YOU GUYS SPEND ANOTHER PILE OF MONEY
AND WHEN YOU SELL THOSE GUNS, TANKS, AND PLANES, AND WHEN YOU SELL THOSE GUNS, TANKS, AND PLANES,
AND EVERY TIME YOU INVITE
ANOTHER FOREIGN BIG SHOT TO THE WHITE HOUSE ANOTHER FOREIGN BIG SHOT TO THE WHITE HOUSE
AND HUG AND KISS AND GIVE THEM PRESENTS,
IT AFFECTS "WE THE PEOPLE'S" LIVES. IT AFFECTS "WE THE PEOPLE'S" LIVES.
SO IF WE DON'T--
IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO
AND I DON'T HOLLER AND SCREAM
WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG, WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG,
AND IF I MIND MY OWN BUSINESS
AND DON'T VOTE OR CARE, AND DON'T VOTE OR CARE,
THEN I GET WHAT I DESERVE.
NOW THAT I'M SUNNY DAVIS, PRIVATE CITIZEN, AGAIN, NOW THAT I'M SUNNY DAVIS, PRIVATE CITIZEN, AGAIN,
YOU'LL HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR ME,
'CAUSE I'LL BE WATCHING 'CAUSE I'LL BE WATCHING
ALL OF YOU LIKE A HAWK. ALL OF YOU LIKE A HAWK.
[CHEERING]
I'M SURE THE GOOD SENSE OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE I'M SURE THE GOOD SENSE OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
WILL ALLOW THEM TO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN WILL ALLOW THEM TO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN
A FEW TRIVIAL AND UNSUPPORTED ALLEGATIONS-- A FEW TRIVIAL AND UNSUPPORTED ALLEGATIONS--
THERE SHE IS! SUNNY!
AAH! AAH!
OH. OH. OH. OH.
GET OFF OF ME, YOU TWIT! GET OFF OF ME, YOU TWIT!
HOW'D I DO?
GREAT. GREAT.
REALLY?
OF COURSE.
IT'S THE NEW ME. I SAY WHAT I THINK. IT'S THE NEW ME. I SAY WHAT I THINK.
THAT'S NICE, MICHAEL. THAT'S REALLY NICE. THAT'S NICE, MICHAEL. THAT'S REALLY NICE.
KNOW WHAT ELSE? WHAT?
IF YOU EVER RUN FOR OFFICE,
I SHOULD MANAGE YOUR CAMPAIGN. I SHOULD MANAGE YOUR CAMPAIGN.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
YOU'RE RUNNING FOR OFFICE?
RUN FOR PRESIDENT! RUN FOR PRESIDENT!
SUNNY DAVIS FOR PRESIDENT!
WAIT A MINUTE!
WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE!
WAIT A MINUTE, PLEASE, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
BUT IT'S REALLY NOT MY STYLE.
HEY, SUNNY, WHAT ABOUT CONGRESS? HEY, SUNNY, WHAT ABOUT CONGRESS?
WHAT ABOUT RUNNING FOR CONGRESS, SUNNY? WHAT ABOUT RUNNING FOR CONGRESS, SUNNY?
THE POLLS HAVE BEEN CLOSED FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES
HERE IN DIAMOND JUNCTION, OREGON, HERE IN DIAMOND JUNCTION, OREGON,
AND IT IS STILL IMPOSSIBLE TO PICK A WINNER. AND IT IS STILL IMPOSSIBLE TO PICK A WINNER.
SOME PEOPLE ARE CALLING TONIGHT'S CONTEST
ONE OF THE CLOSEST RACES IN CONGRESSIONAL HISTORY. ONE OF THE CLOSEST RACES IN CONGRESSIONAL HISTORY.
BOTH CANDIDATES GAINED EARLY--
THE CANDIDATE IS COMING TO THE PODIUM.
THIS IS SURE TO BE NO CONCESSION. THIS IS SURE TO BE NO CONCESSION.
[CHEERING]
SUNNY! SUNNY! SUNNY!
SUNNY! SUNNY! SUNNY! SUNNY! SUNNY! SUNNY!
LISTEN, I JUST WANT TO SAY A COUPLE OF THINGS. LISTEN, I JUST WANT TO SAY A COUPLE OF THINGS.
FIRST, THIS IS NOT A VICTORY SPEECH FIRST, THIS IS NOT A VICTORY SPEECH
BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T WON...YET.
[CHEERING] [CHEERING]
ALSO, IT'S LATE SO I WANT TO TAKE THIS CHANCE... ALSO, IT'S LATE SO I WANT TO TAKE THIS CHANCE...
Anchor: INCIDENTALLY, TONIGHT'S ELECTION COVERAGE
WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY SCHMITTER'S, WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY SCHMITTER'S,
FOR ALL YOUR HARDWARE NEEDS. CORNER OF MAIN AND SUPERIOR. FOR ALL YOUR HARDWARE NEEDS. CORNER OF MAIN AND SUPERIOR.
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,
WE'RE GOING TO GO ON TOGETHER, WE'RE GOING TO GO ON TOGETHER,
YOU AND ME,
AND THIS COUNTRY'S BEST CAMPAIGN MANAGER, AND THIS COUNTRY'S BEST CAMPAIGN MANAGER,
MY HUSBAND, MICHAEL!
AND, OF COURSE, MY VERY GOOD FRIEND AND, OF COURSE, MY VERY GOOD FRIEND
AND THE BEST BABY-SITTER
A WORKING WOMAN COULD EVER WISH FOR, A WORKING WOMAN COULD EVER WISH FOR,
MY VERY GOOD FRIEND, AL KABEER! MY VERY GOOD FRIEND, AL KABEER!
[CHEERING]
I HAVE A PHONE CALL
THAT SOME OF YOU MAY WANT TO HEAR. THAT SOME OF YOU MAY WANT TO HEAR.
WHO IS IT?
HELLO? HELLO?
WHAT?
WE WON! WE WON!
[CHEERING]
WE WON! WE WON!
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