I'm scared!
Cops are shooting!
I didn't know that Chi could somersault.
Well, monkey is his Zodiac sign.
Druggy Ma-chen.
-Which one? -Santa Claus.
Santa Claus is everywhere on the street.
Bet how much?
HKD$100.
Deal.
Druggy!
Money.
HKD$100.
Why isn't the sun out yet?
Shut up, I'm losing.
-Pepper, Merry Christmas! -Happy New Year!
-Shooting a movie? -No, it's a stick up.
Druggy, why are you running away?
Pepper, why are you chasing me?
You ran, of course I'd be after you.
You chase me, of course I'd have to run.
Give me a break.
Curry, playing catch the robber?
-Hello, Brother Chen. -Curry.
How are you doing?
Why didn't you arrest him?
It's a dead end.
Sure, I knew that.
Druggy, do you have any dope?
Dope? I'm in big trouble now.
Run, run.
Pepper, I'm really scared.
Me too, but I'm still following you.
Move over, move over!
Help!
Druggy!
What?
It's dangerous sideways. It's safer if you climb up.
Stop fooling me. The higher I climb the harder I fall.
He doesn't trust you.
-How about we have a big earthquake? -No!
Curry, stop shaking it.
You should shake his pole. Why are you shaking mine?
Stop shaking!
Just freak him out a bit. Don't shake too much.
Listen to me, Curry!
Calm down, Curry!
Let's get out of the way!
Pepper, be careful.
Hold on tight, okay?
Help!
Does it hurt?
You owe me HKD$200.
I'll pay you back eventually. Hurry up and go after him first.
Druggy, where are you going?
Just run.
You always run into a dead end.
-Keep on running. -I'm shooting you down.
Look at him, he is so fit!
Sir, I have nowhere to go. Don't push me.
If you jump, I can't push you anymore.
I'll get killed if I jump.
Then jump, I won't arrest you.
Make sense.
What's the point of staying alive?
Thank you, sir!
Shit, he actually jumped.
Shit, no fun.
-Help! -Hey.
There's more, there's more.
Hey, he's yelling for help.
Help, I pulled a muscle!
Of course, the weather man said it's only one degree Celsius today.
One degree Celsius?
We are public servants of citizens.
We have to do something. This isn't right.
It's wrong.
Then...
Let's jump in and save him.
-Sure. -Come on.
I'll count and say "jump", deal?
-Sure. -I can't swim.
One,
two,
three.
You're such a show-off.
I didn't say jump.
You are really cheap.
I said jump when I say "jump."
You're despicable.
-You're too impulsive. -Damn you.
I'm waiting for you right here.
Quan taught you guys to be loyal.
But you're here stealing my chocolate.
Pepper, your chocolates are tasty.
Meeting time! Boss called for a meeting.
Sit in the front row. Come on.
Excuse me, watch your head.
Be quiet, it's not a market here.
Anna, hand me a glass of water.
You have bad breath, so I put ginseng in it.
Doggy Ci.
Sir, I didn't get him.
What an idiot!
You didn't even give me the time for patrol.
How was I supposed to catch him?
There is a new assignment, a police role model.
A host?
No, it's a crime reenactment. You are playing a criminal.
What? I was playing a rapist last time.
Those bitches almost castrated me.
You are not playing a rapist this time.
You are playing a lunatic doing a naked run.
-What the heck? -Naked run is much better.
Quiet down.
Could you guys stop?
Inspector Ma.
Change these into one-sided glasses.
We can see the outside, but they can't see us.
Change to a thick ceiling,
floor and walls.
Hey.
-And install alarm devices. -Who is he?
I don't know.
Soundproof is the most important.
Who is he?
And this door,
change it to steel.
And install three more locks, the stronger the better.
-Understood? -Yes, sir.
Who is he?
You will move to the next door tomorrow.
-Move? -You will receive the notice.
Hey,
who are these?
Be aware of their manners.
What pads?
Probably diapers.
Why should I move?
What's going on?
You can have it back.
Who is that man with whickers?
A bigwig in inspections.
So he can do whatever he wants?
What does "hum" mean?
That means shut up.
-Okay, get out, stop talking. -Let's go.
Curry, Pepper.
Sir, what can we do for you?
Nothing.
Doctor said my blood pressure is very high again.
Do you know why?
You've been eating too much sweets.
You should cut it down.
I ran into Chief, and Chief ran into Section Chief.
Section Chief said Christmas lights were bad.
Really? I think it's better than last year.
Last year was nice. This year is okay.
The whole decoration collapsed, and you say it's okay?
I don't you what you two were doing.
Okay, here is a chance for you to make it up.
Someone picked my wallet this morning.
-At Tsim Sha Tsui? -Yes.
Don't worry, no matter what it takes, we'll find it for you.
Good, what is that in your mouth?
A bullet.
What for?
Should I put...
Go... Fine, get out...
They are a pain in my ass.
-Don't eat this. -It's none of your business.
Do not get into trouble when you look for my wallet.
It's three months to my retirement.
-We got it. -We got it.
-Pepper. -Pepper.
Pepper.
I got two tickets for the movies.
I've told you a long time ago I'm not interested in drama films.
It's not drama, it's action.
Oh, my. You finally know what I like?
You told me you like it last time.
I'll wait for you at30 PM in front of the theatre.
If you don't show up, I'll cut you in half.
In half? You're very good to me.
So now you know.
You better be there.
Uncle, there's an inspection at00 PM today.
Disappear on your own by then.
Thanks.
-I'm so sorry. -Bye...
Hey.
Look like an agent that's young and bright?
Sure. And me?
Shibumi.
Big sale! Big sale!
Hurry and take a look.
Good watch.
Great watch. Hey, young man,
bring a watch home. It only costs HKD$1 each.
Come on, we have good watches for you.
You don't know anything.
Come on, boys, girls, good watch.
High-end watches. Do you like it?
Rolex, Casio, Seiko.
Very cheap, come and buy.
-What? -Hey, Fatty.
He can take it. Put down your bet.
-HKD$100. -You got it
I lost.
It's HKD$200.
We are cops. Don't move.
FBI!
It's the police.
He doesn't understand.
Damn foreigner.
You shut up.
Damn foreigner.
-You said Chinese are yellow bastards? -Yeah.
-You're a damn foreigner, right? -Right.
You are a bastard, right?
Does he speak Chinese?
What difference does it make?
Do something if you want to live.
Even that is wrong.
No, no.
Please don't!
Don't!
I haven't touched you yet. Why did you somersault?
It's my natural response.
You are still on your feet. Who would believe you?
Let's do it for real.
Enough, that's enough.
-Don't do it real. I'm weak already. -Don't worry.
Why are you so forceful?
How can I save you otherwise?
Someone picked our boss's wallet.
Find him for us.
-I've quit. -Quit being a thief?
No, quit telling on people.
I pick you.
What?
Hurry and look for it.
This is it.
No, he is in the hospital.
He is in jail.
-He's crippled. -It's him?
He owes me HKD$500.
Get him, get him.
You done fooling around?
Are you still fooling around with us?
You guys are fooling around with me.
Last week, I gave you some leads, but I'm still not paid.
I worried that you'd forgotten.
-Here's HKD$1000. -Thank you.
But I'll deduct HKD$500 for saving your life.
What?
You're too much.
He's such a nice guy. Give it back.
It's at least HKD$800 for the two of us.
Makes sense.
Only HKD$200 left.
But I lost on the horse bet yesterday.
We had a deal, half and half.
-When did I say that? -I did.
Okay, HKD$100, take it or leave it?
Sure. You'll deduct everything sooner or later.
You two are bitches.
Our boss' wallet?
Right, you don't have my picture on it.
How can I turn myself in?
I think you're asking for it.
You should be beaten up.
I'm not done yet.
I didn't use the cash.
I only used the credit card for a TV.
Here is the receipt.
I am not lying. It's true.
You are doomed.
Our police force has the day off to look for this wallet for our boss.
I suggest you buy a quilt
and prepare to spend the new year in jail.
Good luck.
Hey, come on.
I'll give you some inside dope, alright?
-Doomed this time. -I got away.
But didn't get away from this one.
It's very hard to avoid attacks from both sides.
But I have to tell you that
there is a guy called Dog looking to buy arms.
-I think he's planning a robbery. -Really?
It's true, more than anything else.
I'll call you if I have more information.
Deal?
Not bad.
Nice!
Brother Chin, really?
This is the way I am.
I praise the poor,
and step on the noble.
The poor don't move, rich don't bend.
Shoot me? Come on, shoot, stupid.
This is wanton noodles?
That's not noodles? It's rice then.
Not a single wanton. How is it wanton noodles?
Is there a dog in a hot dog?
I thought cops eat everything.
He's right.
Why do you always come here?
Because I like him.
Chin Wantons.
We don't sell wantons today.
Wantons are for dogs. That's the way I am.
Boss, come and settle this international feud.
How should I give change for US$100?
Why are you two looking at me?
You are like idiots. Go to get him.
Brother Chin.
Well, they spent all the HK dollars,
and only have USD now. He's asking if you take USD.
Ask him if he takes CNY for his change?
Nuts. Arrest him!
Arrest him.
Let's exchange currency with him. Do you have any change?
-Me again? -Of course.
I'm lending you the money. You have to pay me back.
HKD$600? HKD$700
-I have HKD$100. -HKD$700? It's not enough.
You pay the remainder then.
HKD$700, okay?
I made a profit. Thanks.
Okay, it's all set. Everyone's happy.
Thank you, bye!
We didn't lose anything.
Right, I didn't.
But I'm not sure about you.
What?
Why?
Ever seen Washington scratch his nose?
-Why didn't you say something? -I told you to arrest him.
But you lost your mind seeing the white girl,
imagined saying "I love you." Mamma mia. Crazy.
Good thing is that the money wasn't mine.
Good? You borrowed the money from me.
It's HKD$900 in total.
Finished the noodle? Mark it down.
Plus the two bowls of noodles just now, it's been 176 bowls.
People said good men aren't police.
Now the dumbass are police.
-Right. -Shut up, hold it.
Come and help me.
-You were the one wanted to move it. -Alright.
We didn't arrest Sha. If we only brought back a TV,
our boss will hate us.
Right.
He's going to retire anyway. We'll give it back to him then.
Harder, harder.
Didn't you see I'm trying the best I can?
You're blind, I know.
Hold it there.
A letter from my girlfriend in Canada.
Break up with her. She always asks for money.
I can't, we've been together for 10 years.
You're cold-blooded.
Brother Curry!
Sorry, here.
Work harder.
-Got it? -Be careful.
Sorry, sorry, let me pass first.
Hey, bro.
Don't you see what we have here?
You first, go ahead.
Great stereo.
It's so-so, the speakers are a bit old.
Excuse me.
Moving?
No, I'm emigrating.
Have a good trip.
-Congrats! -Congrats to you as well.
-Where to? -Canada?
No, it's Lithuania.
It's a good country.
Did you lock your door when you left?
Why would I? I left first.
Oh, no!
-Those two cripples. -My stereo.
Don't run. Stop!
Get in, I said never to rob a cops' home.
I am a cop. And they still stole from us.
-Why did you help me then? -You said you like karaoke.
I told you to take the karaoke,
but I didn't ask you to take the TV.
Idiot!
You should have listened to me about insurance.
You would have been reimbursed.
Isn't it embarrassing for a police officer to have your home robbed?
Did you come here to fool around? Do your work!
Fine, let's work on the statement. Tell me who is the house owner?
What's your last name?
Look, look, new arrival.
Which one of you use this?
What were you doing in my room?
With a woman, what else could it be?
Chi, what time is it now?
00 PM.
It's time for the soccer game.
Get a good seat.
Plug in the power.
Let's get ready!
Let's watch the game.
Look at those boobs.
This lady is quite something.
It's better than the game.
They couldn't get here now. Hong Kong...
Give it to me, let's watch the game.
These two boobs are much better.
Let's go back to the other channel.
Look at those boobs!
Boob on the left is great.
Wrong, the right boob is better.
Really? The right one is better.
You have good taste.
I think so.
You touched them?
I know you're small. Have I touched you?
Give it to me.
Your hair is long.
Give it to me!
Not me, him.
You don't need insurance this time.
It's not me.
Sorry, wait.
Come here.
Why are you pushing?
You don't have warrant. How can you arrest me?
I saw you throw the stuff in the ditch.
Does it have my name on it?
Now we have scientific technologies.
It has your fingerprints.
The cocaine in the ditch. How can it have fingerprints?
Thank you for reminding me.
Please put your fingerprints on it.
This is a setup. I'll filing a complaint.
I think we have about 169 complaints now.
Your complaint will have to wait until 1997.
Go file the complaint, go.
I know you two are the toughest cops at Tsim Sha Tsui.
-We are flattered. -Thank you for the compliment.
I'm talking to you. You'd better admit it.
Pepper.
Hurry up and write it down.
Do you know I waited for you the entire night last night?
I wanted to tell you that the movie you talked about. I have seen it already.
But there's a movie called Egg Soup,
which is very good. I plan to take you tomorrow...
I don't believe you.
We have more than 100 complaints on you.
Handle it yourself.
Anna!
Go talk to her, hurry!
I'll never finish on my own.
Anna!
-Excuse me, Leader Chou's office? -Leader Chou's office? Right.
Go straight and take a right.
Miss, he's been demoted. And his office moved to there.
Yeah, that's right.
The one on the left is bigger.
-Miss, this way. -Thank you.
-Director, someone's looking for you. -Come in!
Boss, Miss Mimi is looking for you.
Good morning, Leader Chou.
Good morning, please sit down, Miss High.
No, my last name is Lo.
Sorry.
What made her ask for our boss?
Probably wants me to go on TV.
I have a reference letter here.
I'd like to make a special on the police of Tsim Sha Tsui.
Reference letter?
What is it?
High Mimi is here.
Which High Mimi?
The one from last night.
One big, one small.
-Really? -Really?
-Where is she? -Inside.
In the Director's office.
These two will be fine.
These two?
Any problem?
No, but I can find others who are better.
This guy was once a guest actor. This guy received rewards in school.
One a host on Police Report.
There's no need, I'll use these two.
That may not be a good idea. They are troublemakers.
It's fine. Tell them to come to the TV station by00 AM tomorrow.
Thanks!
What a joke. You think you ask for whoever you want?
I am doing this favor for you.
I am in charge here,
Pepper and Curry are out.
Think it over and come back to me after.
Hey, you.
Hello, Inspector Ma.
-Uncle -You're here, Joey.
About the case on the special series, the director has looked it over,
and I don't have any problem.
I think you'll agree as well.
No problem. Inspector has no problem, why should I?
Then we'll go ahead with the plan.
Sure, yes.
With a referrer like this, why did you still have a reference letter?
Don't worry, Mr. Chou. I won't cause you any trouble.
Anyhow, thanks. Bye.
Look how hot she is.
What are you two doing here?
I'm on your side.
Me, too.
We heard everything.
No doubt, she was dressed quite high,
but we won't give in.
No, her uncle is Inspector Ma.
So? What about the Inspector?
It's not about the title.
It's the quality that counts, right?
Think about our boss.
What has he taught us?
A man must be strong and can't be bent.
You're like a puppy right now.
You have to think about our boss.
He's retiring in three months, you know?
If you do something like this, then...
-Shut up. -All of you shut up!
You shut up!
We lost our heads.
Your turn.
Just say what is on your mind.
You fat ass.
Just call me if there's any problem.
Just leave it here.
Are you Miss Lo?
Hi, Miss Lo,
I've heard a lot about you.
-And this is? -My colleague.
Really? Please to meet you.
Hi.
Get in. Go take the bus.
Hey!
Your colleague didn't get in the car yet.
Really?
Hey, did you want to keep all of her to yourself?
Just get in.
Sorry, Miss Lo.
I'm very important here in Tsim Sha Tsui.
People call me the All Mighty Ziu Man-keung.
-How do you do, Officer Ziu? -Don't call me Officer Ziu,
it'll blow my cover.
Call me Pepper, or Banana for better reference.
I'm Curry. How are you?
Miss Lo, you have brightened the world.
Mr. Curry, you haven't started the car?
You don't need to squeeze in there, there's a seat up front.
I'm not ready yet. Are you trying to kill me?
All the cops in Hong Kong have to fight alone.
No one will ever help you.
I don't think so.
She doesn't believe us.
-You really don't believe it? -No.
We'll prove it to you.
Robbery...
Sir, don't take my money.
I'm blind, young man, help me.
I lost all my money.
It was all robbed.
Sir, young man, I'm blind, help!
Go away.
Robbery...
Did you see that?
We work hard to stop prostitution.
For example, the sign on the building,
it says Siu Chui-fung, student lover,
and Young Widowers are our targets.
Prostitution is like an invasion, hurting our young adults.
Where have all the moralities gone?
Pepper, here you are. We have a new group of ladies.
Auntie, please be virtuous, okay?
Why are you pretending?
Us cops have...
She is a college student.
School seems very far away from me. I can't tutor her any longer.
You don't have to tutor her.
She can yell and twist,
and never be lazy.
How good of a daughter she is! I'm happy to hear that.
Come on, you didn't pay last time.
-I'll give you a 20% discount. -Miss Lo,
I can explain.
-Cut it off. -Stop shooting.
This happens every time.
Stop shooting, Miss Lo.
I'm not going...
This has nothing to do with our series. Can we just stop shooting?
Everytime, you don't pay us.
I don't have the money to pay.
We worked hard to earn this money.
Come on, don't record this.
What a bad guy!
How many robberies are there in a day?
There is about 28 cases per day.
We'd come here earlier if we had lots of energy.
Couldn't you be more serious?
Stop running.
Where are you going?
Stop, stop!
Chivalry, we are in trouble now.
They pretend to be tourists, but they are robbers.
He has a knife.
Okay.
Should I give him my ID?
Give it to him.
Do you want the cuffs?
Shut up, give him anything.
Here.
The gun, too.
They have knives, what do you think?
Here.
Come back here.
Robbery? Nonsense! You dare to rob a cop!
Bastard, we're questioning him.
Stop it, talk on the side.
Shit!
Are the shots okay?
If not, we can do a take two.
What is she doing?
It's probably her arthritis.
Here, have a cigarette and wait.
Don't move!
Now two guns are pointing at you.
Which one do you want me to use?
Are you set?
Move, it's the hand, idiot!
You dare mess with the Bears of Tsim Sha Tsui?
You handle the handicap.
Okay, you come over here.
How dare you steal my money?
Don't, he's questioning him.
We've beaten him for more than an hour, kill him.
Stand there! Robbing me? How dare you!
You have a hell of a gut.
Hi. What would you like?
-Beer -You?
-Beer. -Three beers.
-Joey, over here.
I'll go to say hi to a friend over there.
Chase her or not?
Chase what?
High Mimi, of course.
I haven't decided yet.
I'm going to chase her,
As you can see,
she can't stay away from me.
It's you that can't stay away from her.
Right, we can't get away from each other.
Let me tell you,
she studied abroad for several years.
That's why she is a reporter now, pretending to be classy.
You might be wrong this time. I think she's got something.
What do you know?
I have been with too many women, way more than you.
You have to
trick and torture girls like her.
If you really like her, don't say things like that.
She's really nice.
-Happy new year! -Happy new year!
What's the matter?
Look.
Are you hurt?
She kissed me.
Now you're dumbstruck?
Just as I was saying it.
Sorry, excuse me...
Can't help it.
Happy new year!
What are you doing here?
Just a minute.
When luck comes, you can't even hide from it.
Come on.
Come here... Here
What are you doing?
I've been calling, you didn't answer.
You just called me.
I have news for you.
Dog is going to buy some arms tonight.
-The one who buys guns? -Of course.
Really?
Of course, it's absolutely true, more than anything.
You really have some good information.
I track all the pagers in Hong Kong.
Can you track our pagers too?
Sure.
How else was I supposed to know you're here?
Alright, quit the nonsenses.
I have to be somewhere else.
You two stay.
That's it, bye...
What?
What are you looking at? Let's go.
Useless, he's drunk.
Really?
Are you cold? I'll lend you my coat.
It's fine, you'll be cold as well.
-I am wearing a bullet proof vest. -Really? Is it a regulation?
Of course not,
I didn't want to die.
No one knows, not even him.
You two are good friends?
We went to the academy together.
We work and get off work together.
Sleep together, and play together.
I cook and he eats. I take care of him.
I'm like his mother.
I always thought he's weird.
-Weird? -Right.
Actually, both of us are a little weird.
That's why we are the best partners, right?
No, you're very normal.
He is too.
But since from we were little,
he has a special curiosity about girls.
When he was little,
he used to go to the balcony and peep at girls taking showers.
Wake up!
Sorry, I fell asleep.
-Get up. -Coming.
-Who is it? -Dog.
Happy new year!
Heavy weapons.
In front of the camera, be more brave.
Sure, we are the public servant of our citizens.
I'll count to three, you go out.
Stop playing tricks.
Idiot, am I a tricky person?
One, two, three.
I knew it. Good thing I am smart.
-You are so despicable. -You are mean.
How dare you scold me?
Are you guys finished arguing?
Let's go!
Police!
You're all surrounded!
Who's that? Go take a look.
There's someone there in the water.
This way, this way. Over there.
Hurry!
Are you two alright?
Yes, we are alright.
Do you think that we'll get a promotion?
-Sure, you'll get a demotion. -Uncle.
I want to know what happened?
How did you find out about Dog?
I've repeated seven times.
Eight times.
Did you know Dog is an undercover cop?
We spent three months,
and we finally got the group to show up.
Now you've ruined everything.
I warn you, never touch it again.
We just got the information that someone is trading arms.
So we had to check it.
And never touch Dog again.
Not even a puppy dog?
Next time, I'll send you to the border.
It's hot.
Listen, I was going to tell you that
I have decided...
I'm leaving my old business.
You're drunk. What are you talking about?
Really, I even have business cards made.
Take a look and please comment.
Wow, it's a Filipino maid service,
You're a pimp?
It's prostitution.
Come on, I always get beaten up being the informant.
So I have decided to start my own business.
Curry and Pepper, I'll need your support.
Why don't you take a good look at yourself?
I have. Not bad.
What about the mirror?
It's still there. I'm still handsome.
Something will happen eventually.
Doomsayer, everything will be fine.
Nothing will happen sooner or later.
You didn't have to do this.
Alright, I got it. Bye, Miss Lo.
What? High Mimi is looking for you?
Not me, it's us.
Looking for me?
I just told you.
No, it's us.
She's taking us dancing, to thank us.
You have no sense at all.
During the first date,
a couple invites a third person as an excuse, right?
Yes, right.
Don't just eat, say if it's right.
Right...
If you were a woman, who will you choose?
For a husband, that is.
-Why do you ask? You, of course. -What?
I said you!
Did you hear me?
Come, eat...
Come on.
You can do your business in the bathroom.
Just don't go home tonight.
Where should I go?
It's will be noisy in my room tonight.
You won't be able to fall asleep.
-Miss Lo. -Coming.
-Sorry for making you wait. -I just got here, too.
What a coincidence.
Miss Lo, you look very pretty tonight.
I've troubled you two for so long.
I have presents for you. Small one is for you.
-You shouldn't have. -The big one is for you.
Miss Lo, my present is that big?
-May I open it? -Sure.
-Open it. -Okay.
Miss Lo, your present is very interesting.
I think this stuffed bear looks like you.
Yes, it does.
It's a watch.
Your name is Curry.
This brand is Gary. Goes well with your name.
Miss Lo, my English name is Rolex.
-Thank you in advance. -How nice!
-Like it? -Thank you.
Shit!
Sorry, he likes that word.
Do you have to go?
Sorry, I'm not feeling well.
Wait, I want to use the bathroom, too.
Wait.
Let's all go together.
Curry, what a coincidence?
I have to use the bathroom.
Do you like it?
I've had a target.
Come in.
I guarantee you'll be satisfied.
What are you doing?
They just arrived. They'll start working tomorrow.
I brought them here for some fun.
What do you think? Like it? 20% off.
Not bad.
-Right? -How about 30% off?
It's already the lowest price in Hong Kong.
Bargaining with me? I'll talk to you later.
Order drinks for yourselves.
When have you become such a smartass?
Fine, I'll stay, 30% discount.
And no more bargaining.
Not a shit thing happened all night.
I can't help it.
You didn't have to kiss her.
I didn't.
Did you hug her? When I danced, of course.
It didn't have to be so tight.
-Son of a bitch. -Don't insult my father.
You son of a bitch!
It's you two again.
It's that cop, come on.
-Stop! -Hold on. Stop!
Wait a minute!
Kuo isn't here yet.
Shit, how could you leave me there?
Let's go.
Son of a bitch.
You see, she kissed me first.
Don't insult her.
She just kissed me.
You used cologne? For women?
I have been using it.
How come I didn't know?
It'd be gone if you did.
When will our show be broadcasted?
Tomorrow.
You knew? You met Mimi?
-It says right here? -Where?
It seems you are hiding something from me.
I forgot to buy milk formula.
It's Dog.
What are you looking at? Let's go.
The tradeoff is here?
Do you want to be sent to the border?
Those cops are probably watching us.
Let's go.
Don't let him see us.
He'll think we're spying on him.
Fair.
Oh, no.
Do you think he saw us?
No, if he did he will call us.
Right.
Hey, brother.
Move.
Nuts.
Both of them.
It's a nice wig you have.
Your helmet is nice, too.
Dog.
How nice to see you!
Police! Stay down!
Up there!
Over there!
Move over!
Stay down!
Watch out!
Call the ambulance!
Police. I need your car!
What is it?
How's Curry?
Still critical. Go take a look.
Why did you cover me?
Do you want me to feel guilty the rest of my life?
You're not going to leave me, are you?
You know we haven't paid our rent this month.
I know I am mean when I talk.
I'll apologize now.
Did you hear me?
Cry!
Got you!
Hey, you're tricking me...
Idiot, I'm wearing a bullet proof vest.
This is your first day as a cop?
The killer shot at him, not us.
Hundreds of people saw you two running around shooting.
We kept receiving complaints for six hours straight.
Who should take the blame?
Anna, hand me a glass of water.
Is it your first day as a group leader?
-How do you train your men? -Sorry, Inspector, sorry.
My undercover man is dead.
You have ruined everything.
Who should take the blame?
Just let us take the blame?
We tried so hard to stay away from Dog.
We tried our best.
Who would know that he showed up everywhere we went?
And he got killed.
Now can we just ignore it?
That's right.
What position are you of?
You're not qualified to talk to me.
-I... -Stop talking.
Shut up.
Hey, you, write me a report.
I'll give you two two weeks of vacation.
We're fine, boss.
But I'm not. Let me rest, okay?
It's better this way.
Did you think this thing is light?
It's lucky that we aren't sent to the border.
Don't be picky when we got a long vacation.
Pepper.
Are you okay?
What a big movie ticket.
No, it's a videotape from the supermarket.
The killer was captured on videotape.
Really?
I developed it and came to give it to you.
Thanks!
Just give him a big kiss!
You are such a jerk.
Boss told us to stay away.
He's so ugly. Be careful of nightmares.
Everyone come over here. Good show!
Look!
Good looking, too.
Of course.
I was talking about Curry.
No, Pepper is better looking.
Pepper!
Of course you would say that.
Don't worry, just look.
That's Auntie Ho!
Look, what they are doing on TV!
Hello. Who is it?
Gosh, look what they've done.
Okay, see you later.
These clips can be put on TV?
Come on, it was a joke.
Who is she? Why are you on her side?
I have a date.
Who with?
An old classmate.
Tell her not to watch TV.
Hello...
What a coincidence!
Not really, I live across from here.
Did you forget?
I live across from here, too.
Really...
Oh, yes, your girlfriend called
and said she'll be here on Valentine's Day.
She cares about him very much.
What a nice girl!
I have to go now
Why did you do that?
What?
That's why you don't have hemorrhoid anymore.
You're cured.
Old classmate?
You're too naive.
You have no chance, do you know that?
You want someone I dumped?
Did you sleep with her?
You forgot clean up things after you cheat.
How will you face your girlfriend?
Listen, you told me to break up with her.
I didn't tell you to chase Mimi.
Why would Mimi like you?
You are nobody.
She's rich and powerful.
She's just playing.
Why would she fall in love with you?
This is what I want.
It's my own business,
gossip man.
You like to be the submissive, fine.
Watch your words!
Seriously?
Does it seem like a joke?
I'm not kidding either.
Give my clothes back.
This are my own clothes.
The belt is yours!
-Give it back. -Your shirt is mine!
Those shoes are mine!
-Here. -Underwear's mine, too.
You want to take back things?
Everything in this house is mine!
I took care of you for so long.
I never forced you to.
You decided to cook for me and do my laundry.
What could I do?
Fine, just leave it there!
Here is all your stuff!
Your underwear, wash it yourself!
You have worn it, I don't want it!
Give back HKD$700!
What HKD$700?
You owe me HKD$700, give it back now!
It's HKD$700!
I owe you another HKD$400!
Are you serious?
Never talk to me again.
Curry
Ziu Man-keung
-I knew you don't have a boyfriend. -Hey!
I liked collecting shells when I was a child.
-Really? -Yes.
Have you ever seen those shinny shells?
-I don't believe you. -It's true.
I grew up on Lamma Island.
In the morning, when the sun rises,
all the shells reflected the sunlight.
Really?
What are you doing?
Joey, what are you doing?
I'll wait for the sunrise to see if it's true.
-Shinny shells? -Yes.
You think I lied?
Sit down.
It takes a long time.
I can wait.
You got Mimi so easily.
Now you can get anyone.
Be careful of STDs.
You have the right not to believe it.
It's my own business, not yours.
You're being too casual.
Accept reality. It's cruel.
There's no other way.
It's a fact that High Mimi is mine.
I need a new partner.
What?
Why would you change partners?
Because I don't think he's a good man.
I think he is a good man, but he is sick. I can't help it.
He has V.D.
Great, you're a great match.
You won't have a new partner.
-Druggy! -Druggy!
Curry and Pepper, I stopped selling weed.
Curry and Pepper, there's no need to chase me.
I won't go anywhere.
-I was 0.5 second faster than you. -I got him first!
-You tell him. -Tell him.
You caught me at the same time.
What do you mean?
I was faster.
Pepper, don't do this.
Tell him I cuffed you first.
-Then I'll let you go. -I'll get a car for you.
I don't trust cops, take me to the station.
Okay!
Stop, I'll be ripped to pieces!
This way!
I'm going this way!
Take whatever you want.
I don't care anymore.
I don't want something that you don't want.
Curry and Pepper.
I don't believe anything the cops say.
I'm not leaving!
When did I become a vegetarian?
Why don't you give me a banana?
Right, I brought a banana for you.
Eat it after your meal.
What do you mean?
Don't you ever say that!
Curry has a very rich girlfriend.
You should be happy for him.
I'll show you
my girlfriend's picture.
I met this model in Guangzhou.
I told her I'm a gold thief in Hong Kong.
She wanted to marry me right away.
I think she heard it wrong,
thought I make gold rings.
She must have misunderstood.
So,
though Curry has High Mimi,
you might be the next Bruce Lee.
Don't lose hope.
Even you have a girlfriend.
Ten, tell me the truth.
Am I really disgusting?
Disgusting? Not really, just a bit.
You are goddamn too honest.
I have to do something meaningful.
Not "have to," you should.
Great.
Find the person that killed Dog.
Find him right away.
I'm no longer an informant.
I'm going to study law, to become a lawyer,
and live a real life with my wife.
You'll need money to get married.
I said I am not working as an informant.
Unless you give me HKD$20,000.
HKD$5,000.
It's not about money, but the principle.
-HKD$15,000 or forget it. -HKD$8,000.
I won't work for less than HKD$15,000.
Fine, HKD$10,000.
HKD$8,500 in cash, then I'll be on it.
Happy birthday!
Thanks. Why are you late?
Close your eyes.
What is it?
You bought it?
I made it just for you.
Really?
This is for you. Like it?
It's pretty. Thank you.
Sorry, I'm late, traffic jam.
This is Tony. Gary.
Have we met before?
At Oxford University?
No, no, you're mistaken.
Then it must be Cambridge?
I think you have the wrong man.
Tony, right?
I don't think we've ever met.
Gary, this is my friend.
Hi.
This is impossible.
Tony, people are waiting for you.
I must have seen him before.
Are you really a cop?
Yes.
Do the cops take bribes?
Do me a favor.
If you ever see my red Ferrari on street with three 8s on the plate,
don't give me a ticket.
Sorry.
I met you at USC in class of 1982.
Definitely, am I right?
Let me try to recall, okay?
Coming!
Sorry, Inspector Ma.
You're here too?
Don't cops work 24 hours a day?
I'm sick.
And you're drinking?
None of your business.
You...
I remember now!
Campton College.
I saw you on the school paper, right?
I didn't go to college.
No class at all.
Why are you mad at them?
Am I?
It was them making fun of me.
They were just joking.
I'm a cop. They think I'm strange.
But I don't.
Your clothes don't go with the tie I gave you.
Just the tie?
There are lots of things that don't go well either.
Don't speak English to me.
It's my fault.
Joey, come cut the cake.
Come in with me.
You go ahead, I'm leaving.
Pepper must be lonely at home.
I should go home.
Will you call me?
I'll call you.
Wait till I finish cutting the cake?
Wait for me.
It's for you.
Hello?
Who was it?
They didn't say.
Man or woman?
They didn't say.
They didn't say anything?
How did you know it's for me?
I didn't, I guessed.
Why did you read my book?
Let me play the cross word puzzle.
Are you literate?
If a man is lovelorn,
he should do puzzles and poems.
If you need it, you can have it.
Lovelorn? I'm not like you.
It was difference in personalities.
Go to hell.
You can scream, you're the king tonight.
Ever thought about changing careers?
Not with a gun but with a sweeper and clean the garbage?
Garbage will never be cleaned up.
We've been cops for over a decade.
We never finished catching bad guys.
I don't even know why.
Have you ever thought that
if the sweepers no longer sweep the street,
-there will be garbage everywhere. -That's right.
So what?
Like the sweepers, we have to carry on our duty as a police.
What about brotherhood?
You decide, you're the king. You're an asshole
Come. Hurry, follow me.
Move, we're running out of time.
Guests are are waiting for you.
Shit, taking so long for make-up.
Remember, if the guests pay too little,
you will tell them it's too little.
Too few.
Not few, it's little.
It's few.
It's hard to curse.
Remember, you're 1203,
1204, 1205.
Anything goes wrong, come to me, okay?
Go up, the guests are waiting.
Don't look sad, you look like hookers.
Be smart, heard me?
Hello, call 619.
Yes.
Ten is looking for him.
Tell him to come to Pacific Hotel. Thank you.
Since you don't have a girlfriend now, let's go to Auntie Ho.
Come on. It's your temper I'm afraid of.
Ten called,
the killer is in Pacific Hotel.
Don't go. Don't go.
Let go!
He didn't pay for the women and room.
You guys be the judge.
Get him out of here.
Pay the money and leave.
I don't want USD, I want HKD.
I want HKD only, pay now.
Alright, I'll take your luggage for deposit.
-Come here. -That's my dad.
Bob, stop the car.
What?
Why would that fatso have my picture?
It must be the cops.
I'll go and finish them.
Forget about the deal.
Go to High Sea.
Coward.
Bastard.
We are cops as well!
Officer, this was found on him.
Fuck!
Alright, all of you go back.
-Where is Ten? -I'm sorry. I don't know.
-Tell me. -I'm sorry.
Ten had two wedding invitations.
His wedding was serious.
Why are you guys so nosy?
Our inspections have everything arranged to get the guys tonight.
There are other ways.
When is it your turn to talk?
They'll definitely cancel this time.
-Call off their duties. -But...
But what? I can call off your duty, too.
-You shut up. -You shut up, too!
You shut up three!
-I quit! -Me, too!
Don't be so impulsive.
What kind of attitude is this?
What about yours?
High officials like you have no right talking down on us.
-You... -Hey you.
You what?
I've put up with this for a long time.
I'm Leader Chou, they're my men.
They're my business, not yours.
You two stop working for a while.
Here's the HKD$10,000 I owe you.
Ten, have my respect.
Have some.
Hello?
Understood.
Everyone's at the dock.
Go back to the station.
Mad dog!
Where's the gun?
Returned to the force.
What should we do?
Why are we so nervous?
He might not be looking for us.
Come on, let's go.
The back door.
Be careful.
Jump. Hurry!
Okay.
Hey, are you crazy?
No, if he comes, we're dead.
You'll die if you jump.
No, I won't.
We might not lose.
Pepper, hurry and jump!
I say no, I won't jump!
Pepper, he's coming!
Say no more.
Curry, I'm leaving.
You're tricking me again.
Pepper?
Curry!
Is Mr. Chen back?
If not, we have to leave.
Pepper, come over here. Hurry.
-Quick. -What's the matter?
-Where is the key for the gun cabinet? -Right here.
Wait, are you going to marry me?
I'm very serious about love.
Can my mum arrange the wedding?
Yes, but not too much.
About 200 tables will be enough.
Be careful.
What are you doing?
Go from the back.
Not going to the dock?
Are you kidding?
Then what are we doing here?
Anna asked the officials for us.
Ships will dock at No. 17.
The ship has an "L" on the chimney.
It's00 AM, where is the ship?
It should be here soon.
Look, is that the one?
Big brother.
Put it there.
I'm staying in Hong Kong,
You can leave now.
Freeze!
Police!
General, something's wrong.
Chou, go take a look.
Yes.
Okay, I got it.
Stop! Get them!
Right, in front of me.
Behind me.
Go up.
That way!
Bastard,
I told you not to mess with that cop! I'm sending you back.
Coward. Rebel against me?
Get him!
You just killed a lot of men.
I didn't even shoot.
I didn't either.
Then it's fine.
You almost killed me.
-They're reloading. -Do it.
What are we doing?
I'm telling you,
I really killed a lot of people.
Right, I did too.
It's such a big ship, how many are there?
70 or 80 men.
I only have a few bullets left.
That means I have to kill three with every bullet.
Here.
Let's stay here for now.
What did you say? Coward.
What about the death of Ten?
Why are we here?
Why are you telling me all these?
You know I am loyal to my friends.
Fung, show yourself!
Just kidding.
Did he follow you?
How would I know?
Do you hear footsteps?
I only hear your heartbeat.
You have more ideas. Think.
You're better than me.
You are better. Hurry and think.
You have more tricks.
Forget it, let's go up first.
Curry, I got him!
Pepper!
You think only you wear bullet proof vest?
You are full of shit.
We're on the top deck.
Quick.
We can't go any higher.
Shit, it is my last magazine.
I only have six left.
He's coming.
Are you ready?
-Yes. -Go.
I think I missed.
-I have only one bullet left. -And I have only two left.
I'll count to three and we'll go out.
One, two...
Wait, should we rehearse again?
One, two, three.
I think we got him.
Is he dead?
He was fine on the last shot.
He got shot three times now.
Right, he should be dead.
Right.
He's still alive.
What the hell!
No more bullets.
Pepper!
Go to hell!
Go to hell, go to hell...
It's okay, I have one bullet!
Hold on, I'll be there!
Damn it, it doesn't fit.
Got it.
Pepper, we're fine now.
I know.
We've done something marvelous.
It will shake the world.
What do you think?
She'll call me tomorrow night, and come back to me.
Shut up, I think she'll marry me.
Idiot, she never loved you.
If she knows I killed Dog, she'll love me.
I wounded him severely.
-Fuck you! -Shut up!
The end