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翻校人員：朝生暮死 頗感興趣 暮云春樹
后期：Lee.
很久以前 在遙遠的古希臘時代 Long ago, in the faraway land of ancient Greece...
歷史記載了偉大的天神 與英雄的輝煌事跡 there was a golden age of powerful godsand extraordinary heroes.
然而在眾英雄當中最了不起的 And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes...
就是偉大的海格力斯 was the mighty Hercules.
要如何來界定真正的英雄呢 But what is the measure of a true hero?
啊 這就是我們要講的故事 Ah, that is what our story is...
少聽他胡扯 Will you listen to him?
故事到他嘴里 八成會變成希臘的悲劇 He's making the story sound like some Greek tragedy.
放輕松點 好嗎 Lighten up, dude.
讓我們來說吧 親愛的 We'll take it from here, darling.
請吧 女士們 You go, girl.
我們是繆司女神 We are the muses...
負責掌管藝術 跟宣布誰是英雄 goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes.
像海格力斯這號英雄 Heroes like Hercules.
寶貝 你是說帥哥力斯 Honey, you mean "Hunk-ules."
我要唱首歌來贊美他 Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him...
我們要說的故事 Our story...
早在海格力斯 還沒有出生以前 actually begins long before Hercules...
就已經發生了 many eons ago.
地球混沌初開 Back when the world was new
這星球充滿暴戾怨哀 The planet Earth was down on its luck
有一個兇狠怪獸 它叫做泰坦巨魔 And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok
天地萬物受害 It was a nasty place
痛苦和臟亂寸步難邁 There was a mess wherever you stepped
世界動亂 那地震 火山不停在哭喊 Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept
哦 你說的對 Whoo! Say it, girlfriend!
-后來 天神宙斯 -用閃電來作戰 -And then along came Zeus -He hurled his thunderbolt
-打擊收拾怪物 -他為民除害 -He zapped -Locked those suckers in a vault
-他英勇善戰 -平息這動亂 -They're trapped -And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
哦 你要去領悟 And that's the gospel truth
宙斯他完美拯救世界 The guy was too "Type A" to just relax
-這星球獲重生 -對 寶貝 -And that's the world's first dish -Yeah, baby.
宙斯年少掌管了萬物 Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth
這甜美滋味不可思議 真理要領悟 Though, honey it may seem impossible That's the gospel truth
在奧林帕斯山 盡情享樂 笑語不斷 On Mount Olympus life was neat And smooth as sweet vermouth
這甜美滋味不可思議 真理要領悟 Although, honey it may seem impossible That's the gospel truth
大力士
海格力斯 Hercules!
寶貝 你要乖哦 Behave yourself.
瞧瞧他 多可愛啊 Oh, look at this.Look how cute he is.
他真壯 跟他爸爸一樣 Hah! Oh, he's strong... like his dad, hmm?
嘿 新鮮的 新鮮的 大家靠邊 大家小心靠邊站 Whoa! Excuse me! Hot stuff coming through! Excuse me. One side, Ares.
阿墨司 好美的花 Why, Hermes, they're lovely.
對啊 我找音樂之神特別安排的 Yeah, you know, I had Orpheus do the arrangement.
你喜不喜歡呢 Isn't that too nutty?
這個派對氣氛不錯耶 Fabulous party. You know, I haven't seen this much love in a room...
把水仙花神感動的 又開始親自己 since Narcissus discovered himself.
親愛的 不能讓寶寶玩那個 Dear, keep those away from the baby.
哦 他不會傷到自己的 Oh, he won't hurt himself.
讓孩子玩的開心點嘛 Let the kid have a little fun.
我謹代表犬子 On behalf of my son
非常感謝各位送來的厚禮 I want to thank you all for your wonderful gifts!
那我們送什么呢 What about our gift, dear?
讓我想想 我們就 Well, let's see here. We'll take... Hmm, yes.
好 先來點小羽毛 A little cirrus and, uh
再來點低氣壓的云 Hmm! a touch of nimbostratus...
然后混上一點圓形的云 and a dash of cumulus.
就叫它柏格斯 His name is Pegasus...
今后就是你的了 兒子 and he's all yours, son.
小心他的頭 Mind his head.
他長的真小 He's so tiny.
我的兒子 My boy.
我的小海格力斯 My little Hercules.
真叫人感動 How sentimental.
該怎么形容才好 You know, I haven't been this...
就像我上次吃魚 被魚骨頭卡到了喉嚨 choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat!
噎得我都說不出話來 So is this an audience or a mosaic?
你好嗎 Hey, how you doing?
氣色不錯 衣服挺好 looking good. Nice dress.
凱帝斯 你總算來了 So, Hades, you finally made it.
地獄里的事情都順利吧 How are things in the underworld?
這很好啊 有點累 有點悶 老樣子啦 Well, they're just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy as always, hey.
不就是些死人 能怎么樣 full of dead people.What are you gonna do?
哎呀 就這小家伙呀 Ah! There's the little sunspot.
小寶貝 Little snootchie.
我這有根棒棒糖 拿去吃吧 小傻瓜 And here is a sucker for the little sucker. Eh? Here you go. You just...
你瘋了你 Sheesh!
這個小子真壯 Uh, powerful little tyke.
好啦 凱帝斯 別逗寶寶了 Come on, Hades. Don't be such a stiff.
去跟大伙樂一樂 Join the celebration!
好是好 但是我可不像 天上各位這么悠哉悠哉 Hey.love to, babe but unlike you gods lounging about up here...
很不幸的是 我有要職在身 I regrettably have a full-time gig that you...
而且這個工作 還是你派給我的呢 by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus.
宙斯 所以 不了 很想 下次吧 So, can't. Love to, but can't.
你得放輕松 否則會累死的 You ought to slow down. You'll work yourself to death.
哈 你會累"死" Hah! Work yourself to death!
我幽默死了 Oh, I kill myself!
笑死算了 死了好喂狗 If only. If only.
你每個神都可以得罪 但就是不能得罪凱帝斯 If there's one god you don't want to get steamed up, it's Hades.
因為他一肚子的壞水 'Cause he had an evil plan.
他掌管那地獄 He ran the underworld
陰間幽魂他覺得無趣 But thought the dead were dull and uncouth
心地殘忍 他手段毒辣 He was as mean as he was ruthless
這真理要領悟 And that's the gospel truth
無情無義 陰謀醞釀 He had a plan to shake things up
這真理要領悟 And that's the gospel truth
痛苦 Pain!
來了 我偉大的陰間大帝 Coming, your most lugubriousness. Ow!
慌張 Panic!
抱歉 我來處理 Oh, I'm sorry. I can handle it!
痛苦 Pain! Oh!
還有慌張 And Panic!
向長官報到 Reporting for duty!
很好 很好 Fine, fine, fine.
如果命運之神來了 記得通知我 Just let me know the instant the Fates arrive.
他們到了 Oh. They're here.
什么 已經來了 為什么不通知我 What? The Fates are here, and you didn't tell me?
我們無能 是沒用的蟲子 We are worms! Worthless worms!
開完會以后 麻煩你們兩位提醒我 Memo to me, memo to me:
記得跟你們算帳 Maim you after my meeting.
親愛的 把那根掌管生命的線 Darling, hold that mortal's thread of life...
給我拉直 扯緊 好嗎 good and tight.
生意上門啦 Incoming!
已接待 五十億人次
已接待 五十億零一人次
女士們 Ladies.
-很抱歉 我 -遲到 -I am so sorry that I'm... -Late!
我們早就知道 We knew you would be.
我們什么都知道 We know everything.
過去 Past.
現在 Present.
還有未來 And future.
抽水馬桶會大受歡迎 Indoor plumbing. It's gonna be big.
好 我參加一個慶生會 所以我忘了是什么時間 Great, gr... Anyway, see, ladies, I was at this party and I lost track of...
我們知道 We know!
-我知道 -你們知道 -Yeah. I know -you know.
好 事情是這樣的 So here's the deal.
宙斯 偉大的天神 死巴著權力不放的那位仁兄 Zeus Mr. High and Mighty, Mr. "Hey, You, Get Off Of My Cloud,"
-最近他 -生了個 可愛的小壯丁 -Now he has... -A bouncing baby brat.
我們知道 We know!
我也知道 你們知道 I know you know!
我知道 你們知道 I know. I got it.
你們都知道 I got the concept.
現在我想問的是 So let me just ask:
這個小子會不會妨礙我 霸占他老子的事業 Is this kid gonna mess up my hostile takeover bid
你們說說看 What do you think?
嗯 這 好了 別說了 Oh, no you don't.
我們是不可以泄漏天機的 We're not supposed to reveal the future.
抱歉 換個說法 Oh, wait. I'm sorry. Time out. Can l...
能不能請教你 你最近是不是剛剪過頭發 Can I ask you a question by the way? Are you...Did you cut your hair or something?
看起來真是很棒 You look fabulous.
我是說看起來比死了還恐怖 I mean, you look like a Fate worse than death.
哦 天啊 惡心死了 Oh, gross!Yech! It's blinking!
女士們 拜托 Ladies, please.
我的命運 就在你們可愛的手里 My fate is in your lovely hands.
好吧 Oh, all right.
十八年后的今天 In 18 years precisely...
星球會運轉到 一種很和諧的境界 the planets will align ever so nicely.
天哪 又作詩了 Ay, verse. Oy.
想行動就要快一點了 The time to act will be at hand.
放了泰坦巨魔 他們是你的幫手 Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band.
好 很好 Mm-hmm. Good, good.
這樣子驕傲的宙斯 將會完全垮臺 Then the once-proud Zeus will finally fall...
而你 凱帝斯 將會君臨天下 and you, Hades...will rule all!
對 凱帝斯將君臨天下 Yes! Hades rules!
但是有一件事我要提醒你 A word of caution to this tale.
什么 Excuse me?
如果海格力斯反擊 你就完了 Should Hercules fight, you will fail.
他敢 What?
好 沒事沒事 我很鎮靜 我沒事 Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.
痛苦 慌張 讓你們猜一個小謎語 Pain? Panic? Got a little riddle for you.
如何才能殺了一個神 How do you kill a god?
不知道 I do not know!
不行的 神是不會死的 You can't. They're immortal?
答對了 神是不會死的 所以 Bingo! They're immortal!so...
必須先把那小子變成 first you got to turn the little sunspot...
凡人 mortal.
什么聲音啊 Wha... What is it?
孩子 The baby!
海格力斯 Hercules!
哦 Oh!
不 No!
我們干了件蠢事 Now we did it!
我們成了宙斯的箭靶了 Zeus is gonna use us for target practice!
把孩子抱緊了 慌張 Just hang on to the kid, Panic!
快 快把孩子做了 交差了事好嗎 Hurry! Let's just kill the kid and get it over with, okay?
你別急 給他來點特殊配方 Here you go, kid. A little Grecian formula.
快看 他在改變 我們可以動手了嗎 Look at that! He's changing. Can we do it now?
不 不行 他得把整瓶喝完才行 No, no, no. He has to drink the whole potion.
一滴都不能剩 Every last drop!
是誰啊 Who's there?
阿爾克墨涅 在這里哦 Alcmene, over here.
阿爾克墨涅[Alcmene]希臘神話中大力神赫拉克勒斯[Heracles]之母
真叫人心疼啊 Oh, you poor thing.
-哦 別哭 -有人在這兒嗎 -Oh, don't cry. -Is anybody there?
可以了嗎 Now?
動手 Now.
他八成是個棄嬰 Oh. Well, he must have been abandoned.
安菲特律翁啊 多年以來 Amphitryon, for so many years...
安菲特律翁[Amphitryon]希臘神話中赫拉克勒斯的養父
我們一直向神明祈求 賜給我們一個孩子 we've prayed to the gods to bless us with a child.
或許他們聽到祈禱了 Perhaps they've answered our prayers.
嗯 很有可能 Perhaps they have.
海格力斯 "Hercules"?
完蛋了 Help, help, help!
如果事情被凱帝斯發現 他會宰了我們的 Hades is gonna kill us when he finds out what happened.
你是說 如果被他發現 You mean, if he finds out.
他當然會發 Of course he's gonna f...
"如果"好詞啊 lf. If is good.
真是悲劇 It was tragic.
宙斯帶領眾神瘋狂的搜尋 Zeus led all the gods on a frantic search.
當他們找到嬰兒的時候 一切都遲了 But by the time they found the baby, it was too late.
小海格變凡人 Young Herc was mortal now
還好他沒喝最后一滴 But since he did not drink the last drop
他保存了他的神力 He still retained his godlike strength
那守護神眷戀 So thank his lucky stars
繼續說 Tell it, girl.
宙斯 海娜流淚 But Zeus and Hera wept
因為兒子不能再回家 Because their son could never come home
默默地看著親愛寶貝 茁壯在遠方 They'd have to watch their precious baby Grow up from afar
凱帝斯壞心腸 Though Hades'horrid plan
小海格力斯還未長大 Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth
他日復一日變強壯 The boy grew stronger every day
這真理要領悟 And that's the gospel truth
真理領 悟 The gospel truth
海格力斯 慢一點 Hercules, slow down!
小心 Look out!
抱歉 老兄 Oops! Sorry, guys!
沒長眼睛啊 Hey, watch where you're going!
我不是故意的 Sunday driver!
謝謝你 兒子 Thanks, son.
當老潘把腳給扭傷的時候 When old Penelope twisted her ankle back there,
我還以為咱們完蛋了呢 I thought we were done for.
別擔心 爸 No problem, Pop.
等一等 先別卸貨 Uh,don't... don't unload just yet.
我先跟菲迪亞斯談妥價錢 First, I have to finagle with Phideas.
菲迪亞斯[Phideas 活動時期約公元前490-前430]雅典雕刻家
好的 Okay.
對不起 老潘 Oops. Sorry, Penelope.
你聽好 海格力斯 這一次你只要 Now, Hercules, this time, please just...
我知道 我知道 I know, I know.
待在馬車邊 Stay by the cart.
我的乖兒子 That's my boy.
哦 我的天哪 Oh, my goodness. Whoa!
小心 Careful!
真謝謝你 Why, thank you.
不客氣 No problem.
海格力斯 是 是你 Why, Hercules! It's you!
我來幫你拿 Let me, let me help you with that.
不 不 我沒事 No, no, no, no, no. I got it!
我可以 你去忙吧 I'm fine. You just run along.
你確定 Are you sure?
我確定 確定 Oh, yes.Absolutely.
嘿 丟給我 Yo! Give it here!
嗨 你們還需要人嗎 Hey, you need an extra guy?
抱歉 小海 Uh, sorry, Herc.
我們已經有五個人了 Uh, we already got five...
隊員數目必須是雙數才行 and we want to keep it an even number.
-等一等 五又不是雙數 -再見 -Hey, wait a second. Five isn't an ev... -See you, Herc.
小怪物 What a geek!
破壞力超強 Destructo Boy.
-我們以后叫他遜格力斯 -好 -Maybe we should call him "Jerkules." -Yeah!
小心 Head's up!
好 我來接 I got it!
不要接 No! Stop!
完了 完了 Uh-oh. Oh, no.
我抓到了 It's okay.
別倒 別倒 Hey! Whoa!
-兒子 -爸 我馬上就回來 -Son! -Hang on, Pop! Be right back!
不 不 Oh, my! Oh, no! Don't! Oh, no, no, no, no!
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no!
小心 Watch out!
你真行耶"遜"格力斯 Nice catch, Jerkules.
兒子 Son.
我已經無法再忍受下去 安斐翁 This is the last straw, Amphitryon!
那個孩子簡直是個瘋子 That boy is a menace!
正常人跟他待在一起 是很危險的 He's too dangerous to be around normal people!
就是說啊 就是嘛 Yeah,yeah...
他一點惡意都沒有 他還年輕 He didn't mean any harm. He's just a kid.
不知道如何控制他的力氣 He just can't control his strength.
我警告你 I'm warning you.
你最好 You keep that...
最好讓這怪物滾遠一點 freak away from here!
對啊 對啊 怪物 Freak!
離他遠一點 滾遠一點啊 Yeah, go away!
唉 不要難過了 Son, you shouldn't let
別讓那些人說的話影響你 those things they said back there get to you.
但是他們說得對 But, Pop, they're right.
我的確是個怪物 I am a freak.
我想要跟他們一樣啊 I try to fit in. I really do.
但老是失敗 I just can't.
有的時候 我覺得 Sometimes I feel like...
自己根本就不屬于這里 like I really don't belong here...
我好像是 天外飛來的 like I'm supposed to be someplace else.
海格力斯 兒子 Hercules, son...
我知道我很呆啦 I know it doesn't make any sense.
我有一個夢 在遙遠天際 I have often dreamed Of a far-off place
人們衷心期盼 盼望我的來臨 Where a great, warm welcome will be waiting for me
面對那人群 被擁抱著歡迎 Where the crowds will cheer When they see my face
耳畔的聲音低吟 那里是我心之所向 And a voice keeps sayin' this is where I'm meant to be
我要去追尋 不怕一路艱辛 I will find my way I can go the distance
我終將到達目的 只要能變得堅強 I'll be there someday If I can be strong
我的每一步 都值得這份付出 I know every mile Will be worth my while
我將會再次回到 I would go most anywhere to feel like
那我所屬的故鄉 I Belong
海格力斯 有件事 你媽媽跟我一直想告訴你 Hercules, there's something your mother and I have been meaning to, to tell you.
你們發現了我 But if you found me,
那我是從哪兒來的 then where did I come from?
為什么他們不要我 Why was I left here?
這個 This was
是我們在你脖子上發現的 around your neck when we found you.
這是代表神明的記號 It's the symbol of the gods.
這就對了 你不懂嗎 This is it! Don't you see?
或許我能找到答案 Maybe they have the answers.
我要去宙斯廟問一下 I'll go to the temple of Zeus and...
爸 媽 Ma, Pop...
你們是世上最好的父母 但是 you're the greatest parents anyone could have,but...
我要查明身世 I gotta know.
我要去追尋 不怕一路艱辛 I am on my way I can go the distance
雖然路遙遠 我意志堅定 I don't care how far Somehow, I'll be strong
我的每一步 都值得這樣的努力 I know every mile Will be worth my while
我會竭盡全力回到 I would go most anywhere to find where
那我所屬的故鄉 I belong
偉大的宙斯 Oh, mighty Zeus...
請求你聽我虔誠的祈禱 please, hear me and, and answer my prayer.
我要知道 我是誰 I need to know: Who am I?
我是從哪里來的 Where do I belong?
我的孩子 My boy.
我的小海格力斯 My little Hercules.
小子 你跑什么跑 Hey,Hold on, kiddo! what's your hurry?
咱們父子分別這么多年 After all these years...
這就是你給爸爸的見面禮 is this the kind of hello you give your father?
爸爸 Father?
你不知道你有個名人爸爸嗎 Didn't know you had a famous father, did you?
孩子 開心嗎 Surprise!
看你長得多好 Look how you've grown.
你的眼睛跟你媽媽那么美 Why, you've got your mother's beautiful eyes...
下巴就像我一樣性格 and my strong chin.
我實在不明白 Hah! I don't understand.
如果你是我爸爸 那我不就是 If you're my father, that would make me a...
一個神 A god.
一個神 一個神 A god!A god?
你想知道什么我都可以告訴你 Hey, you wanted answers, and by thunder...
兒子 你年紀已經夠大了 you're old enough now to know the truth.
你為什么把我丟在凡間 But why did you leave me on Earth?
你不想要我嗎 Didn't you want me?
我們當然要你 Of course we did.
你媽跟我是那么 全心全意愛著你 Your mother and I loved you with all our hearts.
但是有人把你偷走了 But someone stole you from us...
而且把你變成了凡人 and turned you mortal...
只有神明才能住在奧林帕斯山 and only gods can live on Mount Olympus.
你一點辦法都沒有 And you can't do a thing?
我沒有 海格力斯 但你有 I can't, Hercules, but you can.
真的 怎么做 我完全配合 Really? What? I'll do anything.
如果你在凡間能夠證明 自己是真正的英雄 Hercules, if you can prove yourself a true hero on Earth...
你就能變回成神 your godhood will be restored.
真正的英雄 好耶 A true hero. Great!
但是怎么樣才能成為 真正的英雄 Uh, exactly how do you become a true hero?
首先 你得找到菲洛斯 First, you must seek out Philoctetes,
菲洛斯[Philoctetes]希臘傳說中的英雄 在特洛伊戰爭后期起了決定性的作用
他會訓練英雄 the trainer of heroes.
找到菲洛斯 好 我就 Seek out Philoctetes. Right. I'll...
等一下 你別急啊 Whoa! Hold your horses!
我想起來了 Which reminds me.
你可能不認得柏格斯了 Ha! You probably don't remember Pegasus...
你們兩個可是青梅竹馬哦 but you two go way back, son.
哦 柏格斯 Oh, Pegasus!
它還算不錯 He's a magnificent horse...
四肢發達 頭腦簡單 with the brain of a bird.
我要找到菲洛斯 I'll find Philoctetes,
成為真正的英雄 become a true hero!
你要勇往直前 That's the spirit!
我不會讓你失望的 爸爸 I won't let you down, Father!
祝你好運了 兒子 Good luck, son.
我會打敗阻礙 永不輕言放棄 I will beat the odds I can go the distance
我要去追尋 勇敢前進 變得堅強 I will face the world Fearless, proud and strong
我會讓神明尊敬 不怕一路艱辛 I will please the gods I can go the distance
我要到達英雄之城 Till I find my hero's welcome
就在我的故鄉 Right where I belong
你確定是這里嗎 You sure this is the right place?
怎么啦 小家伙 被卡住啦 What's the matter, little guy? You stuck?
嘿 放開我 小子 Whoa! Hey, butt out, buddy!
你們 別跑 別跑 快回來 快回來 Girls! Stop! Stop! Come back! Come back, come back!
等等 等等 Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, nymphs!
美女 看到你們我腿都軟了 They can't keep their hands off me.
哼 Hey!
看什么看 你沒見過半人半羊嗎 What's the matter? You never seen a satyr before?
沒有 可以幫我一下嗎 Uh, no. Can you help us?
我們正在找一個人 We're looking for someone
他的名字叫做菲洛斯 called Philoctetes.
叫我阿菲 Call me Phil.
阿菲 Phil!
哇 真高興見到你 我是海格力斯 Boy, am I glad to meet you! I'm Hercules,
它是柏格斯 and this is Pegasus.
畜牲 惡心死了 Animals. Disgusting.
我需要你的幫助 I need your help.
我想成為英雄 一個真正的英雄 I want to become a hero, a true hero.
抱歉 小子 無能為力 Sorry, kid. Can't help you.
等等 Wait.
對不起 Uh, sorry.
為什么 Why not?
一句話 Two words:
我已經退休了 I am retired.
我真的想當英雄 Look, I gotta do this.
你難道沒有過夢想 Haven't you ever had a dream...
或者很渴望能夠完成一件事 something you wanted so bad you'd do anything?
小子 進來吧 讓你看些東西 Kid, come inside. I want to show you something.
小心點 這可是古代英雄戰艦船桅的一部分 Watch it! That was part of the mast of the Argo.
-英雄戰艦 -是的 -The Argo? -Yeah.
是誰讓杰森成為航海英雄的 Who do you think taught Jason how to sail?
埃及艷后嗎 Cleopatra?
這些英雄全是我訓練出來的 I trained all those would-be heroes.
奧迪塞斯 勃爾塞斯 Odysseus, Perseus,
迪斯尤斯 都是斯啊斯的 Theseus.A lot of "yeuseus."
可惜啊 每一個都是庸才 And every single one of those bums let me down...
每一個都會讓我失望透頂 flatter than a discus.
沒有一個能堅持到底 None of them could go the distance.
最后 來了個阿奇利斯 And then there was Achilles.
總算是有個家伙樣樣都行了 Now there was a guy who had it all...
跑得穩 跑得快 the build, the foot speed.
能揍人 能挨人揍 He could jab. He could take a hit.
有旺盛的戰斗力 He could keep on coming.
可惜他的腳跟不爭氣 But that furshlugginer heel of his!
只對他的腳跟輕輕一彈 He barely gets nicked there once...
他就"轟"玩完了 and kaboom! he's history.
沒錯 我有過夢想 Yeah, I had a dream once.
我夢想自己訓練出來 空前絕后的大英雄 I dreamed I was gonna train the greatest hero there ever was.
偉大到 So great,
連眾神都會在天上 為他立一個星座 the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars...
只要看到那個星座 all across the sky...
人們就會說 那是阿菲的徒弟 and people would say, "That's Phil's boy."
沒錯 That's right.
哎呀 只有毛頭小子才會作夢 Eh, but dreams are for rookies.
我已經老得 禁不起失望的打擊了 A guy can only take so much disappointment.
我跟其他人是不一樣的 阿菲 But I'm different than those other guys, Phil.
我能夠堅持到底 I can go the distance.
我證明給你看 Come on. I'll show you.
老天啊 你真不死心 Jeez. You don't give up, do you?
看好哦 Watch this.
我的媽呀 Holy Hera.
或許 他有可能 You know, maybe if l...
不 別騙自己了 No! Snap out of it!
我太老了 訓練不出真英雄來了 I'm too old to get mixed up in this stuff again.
如果我不能成為真正的英雄 But if I don't become a true hero...
我就不能回到 我爸爸宙斯身邊了 I'll never be able to rejoin my father Zeus.
等等 Hold it.
宙斯是你爸爸 對不對 Zeus is your father, right?
宙斯 那個大個兒 是你老子 Zeus, the big guy. He's your daddy.
那位閃電老兄 Mr. Lightning Bolts!
說故事給我聽 爸爸 Read me a book, would you, Da-Da?
很久很久以前 Zeus! "Once upon a time..."
這是真的 It's the truth!
拜托 Please!
你想成為一個英雄是嗎 So you wanna be a hero, kid Well, whoop-de-do
我經驗老道 I have been around the block before
訓練無數的笨蛋就像你 With blockheads just like you
往事不堪回首 失望痛苦和 Each and every one a disappointment
傷心無助把淚流 Pain for which there ain't no ointment
我不愿再復出 So much for excuses
管他宙斯兒子 Though a kid of Zeus is
休想叫我心情沉谷底 Askin'me to jump into the fray
我答案 一句話 My answer is two words
好吧 Okay.
你答應了 You mean you'll do it?
你贏了 You win.
你不會后悔的 You won't be sorry, Phil.
天啊 Oh, gods.
什么時候開始 現在嗎 So when do we start? Can we start now?
我苦了 Oy, vay.
我放棄希望 我熱情不再燃燒 I'd given up hope that someone would come along
不會有徒弟為我努力奪錦標 A fella who'd ring the bell for once Not the gong
不再有冠軍杯 The kind who wins trophies
不愿虛心求教 Won't settle for low fees
哪怕獎金他也不要 At least semipro fees
我臉都綠了 But, no I get the greenhorn
我已經退休數十年 野心不再 I've been out to pasture, pal My ambition gone
享受那閑云野鶴慵懶的生活 Content to spend lazy days and to graze my lawn
但是你需要教練 But you need an advisor
有智慧有經驗 A satyr, but wiser
有行銷的概念 有 A good merchandiser and... whoa
我的胃潰瘍 There goes my ulcer
我唯一的希望 這希望是你 I'm down to one last hope, and I hope it's you
雖然你的條件并不合我意 Though, kid, you're not exactly a dream come true
我訓練過土蛋 I trained enough turkeys
從沒有結果 Who never came through
你是我的希望 一定要成功 You're my one last hope so you'll have to do
規則第六條 Rule number six:
當你搭救一位高貴小姐 When rescuing a damsel...
記得要輕手輕腳 always handle with care.
不 No!
規則第九十五條 要專心 Rule number 95, kid: Concentrate!
規則第九十六條 瞄準 Rule number 96: Aim!
一定要設定目標 Demigods have faced the odds
不達目的永不停息 And ended up a mockery
不要相信那神話 傳奇故事不能幫你 Don't believe the stories That you read on all the crockery
做個真正英雄 你必須去賣命 To be a true hero, kid is a dying art
像一幅曠世巨作 Like paintin'a masterpiece
用內心作畫 It's a work of heart
它不是靠蠻力 It takes more than sinew
而是靠心靈的力量 Comes down to what's in you
你必須不斷的成長 You have to continue to grow
這樣還差不多 Now that's more like it!
我唯一的希望寄托你身上 I'm down to one last shot and my last high note
在我駕鶴西歸以前去戰斗 Before that blasted underworld gets my goat
你是我的夢想 My dreams are on you, kid
別令我失望 Go make them come true
快爬上顛峰 Climb that uphill slope
你就是人中之龍 Keep pushin' that envelope
你是我希望 你一定要成功 You're my one last hope And, kid, it's up to
過不過癮啊 Did you see that?
下一站 奧林帕斯山 Next stop, Olympus.
好 但是慢慢來 冠軍 All right. Just take it easy, champ.
我準備好了 我想離開這個小島 I am ready. I want to get off this island.
我想去打怪獸 I want to see battles and monsters.
去救美女 Rescue some damsels.
就是 去當英雄啊 You know, heroic stuff.
-這個 -拜托 阿菲 -Well. -Aw, come on, Phil!
好吧 好吧 Well, okay, okay.
你想試試身手嗎 You want a road test?
準備走吧 孩子 Saddle up, kid.
我們去錫比斯 We're going to Thebes!
錫比斯[Thebes]希臘雅典西北維奧蒂亞州主要城市 古希臘重要城市和強國
-錫比斯有什么 -很多問題 -So what's in Thebes? -A lot of problems.
又大又亂的城市 It's a big, tough town.
很適合建立知名度 Good place to start buildin' a rep.
英雄救美 落難的大家閨秀 Sounds like your basic DID... Damsel in distress!
你逃不掉的 小甜心 Not so fast, sweetheart.
我警告你 涅修斯 Hyah! I swear, Nessus.
放我下來 不然我就 Put me down or I'll...
我喜歡兇婆子 Whoo! I like them fiery!
孩子 要記住 首先要分析狀況 Now remember, kid. First, analyze the situation.
想想清楚 不要一頭就栽進去 Don't just barrel in there without thinking. Eh?
我真是教育失敗 He's losin' points for this!
-你什么情況都不了解 -住手 -You don't know what you're... -Halt!
閃一邊去 臭小子 Step aside, two legs.
抱歉 這位 嗯 Pardon me, my good, uh,
先生 我要求你把這位 Sir.I'll have to ask you to release that young...
最好少管閑事 Keep moving, junior.
小姐 Lady.
但是你不是落難的大家閨秀 But you... Aren't you a damsel in distress?
我是大家閨秀 I'm a damsel.
我也有難 I'm in distress.
但是我可以應付 再見啦 I can handle this. Have a nice day.
小姐 你可能還不清楚 你已經陷入了危險 Ma'am, I'm afraid you may be too close to the situation to realize...
你在干什么 快拔劍啊 What are you doing? Get your sword!
拔劍 對 對 Sword. Right, right.
規則第15條 英雄有武器才有力量 Rule number 15: A hero is only as good as his weapon!
不 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it! Hold on!
他一定要靠自己 He's gotta do it on his own.
快點 小子 專心一點 Come on, kid! Concentrate!
不會用腦袋啊 Use your head!
好耶 All right!
不賴 小子 Not bad, kid!
雖然不合我意 但可以接受 Not exactly what I had in mind, but not bad.
小姐 真是對不起啊 Oh, gee, miss. I'm, I'm really sorry.
我太粗魯了 That was dumb.
對 Yeah.
失陪 Excuse me.
表現優異 真是優秀啊 Nice work! Excelente.
咱們的神奇小子玩真的啊 Is wonderful boy here for real?
你在胡扯什么 他當然是玩真的 What are you talkin' about? Of course he's real. Whoa!
順便告訴你 小甜甜 And by the way, sweet cheeks.
我也是玩真的 I'm real too.
-我表現得怎么樣 -先別得意 菜鳥 -How was that, Phil? -Reign it in, rookie.
這種小場面的比賽 犯點小錯倒是無所謂 You can get away with mistakes like those in the minor decathlons...
但是到大場面就不行了 but this is the big leagues!
可是我打敗他了 不是嗎 At least I beat him, didn't I?
下一次 不要因為女人 跟你拋個媚眼就松了防線 Next time, don't let your guard down because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes!
我不是一直告訴你 It's like I keep telling you.
必須要集中注意力 而你 You gotta stay focused, and you...
你還 好嗎 小姐 Are you, uh, all right, Miss, uh...
蜜格拉 我的朋友都叫我蜜兒 Megara. My friends call me Meg.
雖然我沒什么朋友 At least they would if I had any friends.
對了 你壯的跟牛一樣 So did they give you a name
別人都是怎么叫你的 along with all those rippling pectorals?
我叫 Uh, uh, uh, I'm, um, uh...
你都是這樣說話的嗎 Are you always this articulate?
海格力斯 我叫海格力斯 Hercules. My... My name is Hercules.
海格 哇 應該叫你神奇小子 Herc... Huh. I think I prefer Wonderboy.
那 So, uh, uh...
你 是怎么惹上那個 How... how'd you get mixed up with the, uh...
那個怪物 男人老是把"不"當成"好" Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are.they think "No" means "Yes"
叫他們滾開 他們還以為是"抱緊我" and "Get lost" means "Take me. I'm yours."
別擔心 那個矮冬瓜會教你 Don't worry. Shorty here can explain it to you later.
謝謝你了 海格 Well, thanks for everything, Herc.
你讓我終生難忘 It's been a real slice.
等等 我可以送你一程嗎 Wait! Um, can we give you a ride?
你的小馬兒好像不太喜歡我 Uh, I don't think your pinto likes me very much.
柏格斯 怎么會呢 Pegasus? Oh, no. Don't be silly.
它高興都來不及呢 He'd be more than happy to... Ow!
我不會有事的 I'll be all right.
我是個堅強的女孩 I'm a big tough girl.
我一向都是單打獨斗 I tie my own sandals and everything.
拜拜 神奇小子 Bye-bye, Wonderboy.
拜 Bye.
她棒透了 阿菲 對不對 She's something. Isn't she, Phil?
是啊 是啊 她棒透了 Yeah, ye... Oh, yeah. She's really something.
她根本就討厭透了 A real pain in the patella!
海格 醒醒吧 Earth to Herc!
聽到 請回答 聽到 請回答 Come in, Herc! Come in, Herc!
我們還有事情要做呢 We got a job to do, remember?
我們得去錫比斯 Thebes is still waiting.
對啊 對啊 我知道 Yeah. Yeah. I know.
好可愛 Aw, how cute.
兩只小老鼠 在找迪士尼樂園啊 A couple of rodents looking for a theme park.
你說誰是老鼠啊 小姐 Who you callin' a rodent, sister?
-我是兔子 -我是地鼠 -I'm a bunny! -And I'm his gopher!
什么東西這么臭啊 I thought I smelled a rat.
-小蜜兒 -說到曹操 -Meg. -Speak of the devil.
蜜兒 我的小白花 小黃鶯 小瘋子蜜兒 Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little nut. Meg.
這兒到底發生什么事了 What exactly happened here?
我還以為你已經說服河神 I thought you were gonna persuade the river guardian to join my team...
替我未來的計劃盡點力 for the uprising, and here I am,
我好像還缺少個看河的人 kind of river guardian-less.
我已經盡力了 I gave it my best shot,
但是他提出的要求 實在令我難以接受 but he made me an offer I had to refuse.
那好 你休想我會 替你減刑兩年 Fine. So instead of subtracting two years from your sentence...
我會加兩年 懂吧 hey, I'm gonna add two on, okay?
你把事情搞砸了 Give that your best shot.
那不是我的錯 Look. It wasn't my fault.
全是那個神奇小子 海格力斯害的 It was this wonderboy, Hercules.
海格力斯 Hercules.
這個名字聽起來挺耳熟的 Why does that name ring a bell?
好像聽過 I don't know.
我們是不是欠他錢 Um, maybe we owe him money?
蜜兒 麻煩再說一遍 那個名字 What was that name again?
海格力斯 Hercules.
他演出全本的英雄救美 He comes on with this big, innocent farm boy routine...
不幸還是被我看穿他的伎倆 but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.
等一等 Wait a minute.
海格力斯不就是那小鬼 我們應該 Wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to...
我的媽呀 快溜 Oh, my gods! Run for it!
你們把他解決了 So you took care of him, huh?
那小子死了 Dead as a doornail.
你們不是這樣子告訴我的 Weren't those your exact words?
可能是另一個海格力斯 This might be a different Hercules.
是啊 很多男孩 Yeah! I mean,
都喜歡叫海格力斯這個名字 Hercules is a very popular name nowadays!
記得嗎 早幾年 很多男生都喜歡叫志明 Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason...
很多女生都喜歡叫春嬌 and the girls were all named Brittany?
我正準備重新安排 宇宙的順序 I'm about to rearrange the cosmos...
沒想到 那唯一能 破壞我計劃的人 and the one schlemiel who can louse it up...
竟然還好好的在這兒英雄救美 is waltzing around in the woods!
等等 老大 Wait. Wait, big guy.
我們還是能讓他變成狗熊啊 We can still cut in on his waltzing.
說得對 至少他成了凡人 That's right.And at least we made him mortal.
這挺好的 不是嗎 That's a good thing.Didn't we?
算你們三個命大 還有機會將功贖罪 Hmm. Fortunately for the three of you,we still have time to correct
去把這個錯誤糾正過來 this rather egregious oversight.
這一次呢 不準失手 And this time, no foul-ups.
哇 Wow!
-大城市耶 -大城市里全是麻煩 -Is that all one town? -One town, a million troubles.
這就是錫比斯 The one and only Thebes.
外號大橄欖 The Big Olive itself.
如果在這兒混得開 就可以混遍全世界了 If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.
跟著我走 小子 Stick with me, kid.
城市是個很危險的地方 The city is a dangerous place.
你走路不長眼睛啊 Look where you're going, numbskull!
嘿 沒看見我在走路啊 Hey, I'm walking here!
-怎么樣 -見識到了吧 一群瘋子 -See what I mean? -I'm telling you. Wackos.
燒餅 燒餅 好吃的燒餅 Pita bread. Pita bread. Get your pita bread here.
嘿 老兄 Hey, Mack.
你要買一只手表嗎 You wanna buy a sundial?
他不想買 可以吧 快走 孩子 He's not interested, all right? Come on, kid.
末日到了 你沒感覺嗎 The end is coming! Can't you feel it?
有 有 有 謝謝你告訴我 Yes, yes. Thank you for the info. Yes.
好 我們會認真思考的 We'll ponder that for awhile.
你專心看路 Just stare at the sidewalk.come on.
別跟生人亂拋媚眼 Don't make eye contact.
這里的人都有點瘋 People here are nuts.
因為他們整天都活在混亂當中 That's because they live in a city of turmoil.
相信我 小子 他們需要的就是你這種人 Trust me, kid. You're gonna be just what the doctor ordered.
真是個悲劇啊 It was tragic!
這場大火 奪走了我所有的東西 We lost everything in the fire.
全沒了 我剩下的只有小雪球 Everything except old Snowball here.
大火是在地震之前 還是之后呢 Now were the fires before or after the earthquake?
是在地震之后發生的 They were after the earthquake. I remember.
是在淹水之前 But before the flood.
我實在不想提這里的犯罪率 Don't even get me started on the crime rate.
錫比斯城的治安 惡化的相當迅速 Thebes has certainly gone downhill in a hurry.
我也知道啊 Tell me about it.
要不了多久 It seems like every time I turn around
有一個怪物 來這兒大肆破壞一番 ...there's some new monster wreaking havoc and l...
就差沒被蝗蟲侵略過 All we need now is a plague of locusts.
我受不了啦 我要搬去斯巴達 That's it! I'm moving to Sparta!
對不起 Excuse me.
各位 It, uh...
這個城市似乎需要一位 英雄 seems to me that what you folks need is a hero.
是嗎 你是誰 Yeah, and who are you?
我是海格力斯 I'm Hercules, and, uh...
而且我正好就是 英雄 I happen to be a hero.
-你真的是嗎 -英雄 -Is that so? -A hero!
你救過別的地方嗎 Have you ever saved a town before?
不 好像沒有 可是 Uh, no. Uh, not exactly, but l...
你阻止過任何天然的災害嗎 Have you ever reversed a natural disaster?
這個 嗯 沒有 Well, uh, no.
你們看 又來了一個想騙錢的人 Oh, listen to thi... He's just another chariot chaser.
-我們不需要你 -就是嘛 -This we need. -That's a laugh.
你們這些笨蛋難道不懂嗎 Don't you pea brains get it?
這孩子是真正的英雄 This kid is the genuine article.
這個半人半羊的家伙 Hey, isn't that
是阿奇利斯的教練 the goat-man who trained Achilles?
小心一點 朋友 Watch it, pal.
是啊 沒錯 Yeah, you're right.
什么本領你都教給他了 Hey, uh, nice job on those heels!
就是忘了腳丫子 you missed a spot!
我宰了你 敢笑我 You... I got your heel right here!
我非得教訓 你這自以為是的家伙 I'll wipe that stupid grin off your face! You...
阿菲 阿菲 Hey, Phil! Phil!
阿菲 Phil!
你瘋啦 What are you, crazy?
年輕人 我們要的是真正的英雄 不是業余的 Young man, we need a professional hero not an amateur.
喂 別走啊 Well, wait. Stop!
我可以證明我是個英雄 How am I supposed to prove myself a hero...
他們卻不肯給我機會 if nobody will give me a chance?
會有機會的 You'll get your chance.
最好能來個天災或是人禍 You just need some kind of catastrophe or disaster.
拜托 救命啊 Please. Help!
拜托 有一個可怕的意外 Please! There's been a terrible accident!
蜜兒 Meg?
說到這天災 Speaking of disasters.
神奇小子 海格力斯 感謝上帝 Wonderboy! Hercules! Thank goodness.
這 怎么回事啊 What... What's wrong?
就在城外面 Oh! Outside of town.
有兩個小男孩在峽谷那里玩 Two little boys. They were playing in the gorge.
有一塊大石頭掉下來 壓到他們 好可怕哦 There was this rock slide, a terrible rock slide.they're trapped!
小孩 被壓到了 Kids? Trapped?
阿菲 這太棒了 Phil, this is great!
你總算逮到機會了 對吧 You're really choked up about this, aren't you?
快啊 Come on!
不 不行啊 No, l... You don't under...
我有 我有懼高癥 I have this terrible fear of heights!
我馬上就到 I'm right behind you, kid! Whoo!
我真的追不上你 I'm way behind you, kid.
呼吸有點困難 I got a fur wedgie.
你還好吧 Are you okay?
我沒事 趁我還沒吐趕快放我下來 I'll be fine.Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery.
救命 我不能呼吸了 Help! I can't breathe!
-快點哪 -救我們出去 -Hurry! -Get us out!
我們快悶死了 We're suffocating!
快找救兵來啊 Somebody call IX-I-I!
別緊張 你們不會有事的 Easy, fellas. You'll be all right.
我們真的撐不下去了 We can't last much longer!
快救我們 我們快要被壓爛了 Get us out before we get crushed!
-你們還好吧 -我們已經沒事了 -How you boys doing? -We're okay now.
天啊 先生 你真的好壯哦 Jeepers, mister.You're really strong.
下一次 記得千萬要小心點 好嗎 小朋友 Well, just try to be a little more careful next time, okay, kids?
我們一定會的 We sure will.
真無辜 小朋友 我好感動 Stirring performance, boys.I was really moved.
天啊 先生 "Jeepers, mister"?
我只不過裝的一臉無辜 I was going for innocence.
為我們的女主角歡呼一下吧 And, hey, two thumbs way, way up for our leading lady.
小妖精 還真嗲 What a dish. What a doll.
趁現在還來得及 你快走吧 Get outta there, you big lug, while you still can.
阿菲 怎么樣 Phil, I did great.
他們都鼓掌了 對吧 They even applauded. Sort of.
我不想澆你的冷水 Huh! I hate to burst your bubble, kid...
那不是鼓掌的聲音 but that ain't applause.
天 天啊 阿菲 Ph-Ph-Phil?
這什么東西啊 What do you call that thing?
一句話 Two words:
快逃啊 Am-scray!
精彩的好戲開始羅 Let's get ready to rumble!
對 繞它轉 繞它轉 That's it. Dance around! Dance around!
小心牙齒 小心牙齒 Watch the teeth! Watch the teeth!
別停下來 出拳 出拳 Keep going. Come on. Come on.
出左拳 出左拳 Lead with your left. Lead with your left.
是左手的拳頭 Your other left!
哦 Whoa!
好棒 好棒 All right! All right!
帥呆啦 You're bad! Okay!
看 阿菲 See, Phil?
這沒什么了不起的 That wasn't so hard.
小子 小子 Kid, kid, kid.
你看到幾只角 How many horns do you see?
六只 Six?
哦 差不多 Eh, close enough.
我扶你起來 Let's get you cleaned up.
哦 天哪 Guys, guys,
別急 別急 放輕松 relax.
現在是中場休息 It's only halftime.
這不是好兆頭 That doesn't sound good.
真的不是好兆頭 Definitely not good!
你可不可以 不要再砍它的頭啦 Will you forget the head-slicing thing?
阿菲 這一招你怎么 從來沒有教過我 Phil, I don't think we covered this one in basic training!
游戲的最高潮 殺死對手 My favorite part of the game: Sudden death.
哦 我又失敗了 就像阿奇利斯 Oh. There goes another one.Just like Achilles.
比賽 到此 結束 Game... set, match.
阿菲 你得承認啊 Phil, you gotta admit.
我表現的很棒吧 That was pretty heroic.
你成功了 小子 you did it, kid!
沒錯 你贏得太漂亮了 you did it! you won by a landslide!
凱帝斯瘋了 Hades mad.
哇 真沒想到 Well, what do you know?
從這天起大家都喜歡海格力斯 From that day forward, our boy Hercules could do no wrong.
他大受歡迎 他 好酷哦 He was so hot, steam looked cool.
哦 是啊 Oh, yeah
看戰神不停在轉動 Bless my soul Herc was on a roll
希臘民意調查 Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll
-他是風云大人物 -他能夠掌握這世界 -What a pro -Herc could stop a show
打擊罪犯 為民除害 從不落人后 Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO
他默默無聞 He was a no one
狗熊 狗熊 A zero, zero
-變成了英雄 -變成了英雄 -Now he's a honcho -He's a hero
他的完美會讓你傾倒 Here was a kid with his act down pat
從狗熊變英雄 一瞬間 Zero to hero in no time flat
-從狗熊變英雄 -就這樣 -Zero to hero -Just like that
那微笑會讓女孩尖叫 When he smiled the girls went wild
他英俊臉龐刻在花瓶 With oohs and aahs And they slapped his face on every vase
哦 到處有 On every "vahse"
靠瀟灑外表 就可讓他吃穿永遠不愁 From appearance fees and royalties Our Herc had cash to burn
而突然之間名利雙收 Now nouveau riche and famous
他已擁有全世界 He could tell you what's a Grecian urn
說"阿門" Say amen
他就會出現 There he goes again
他是那么神氣 Sweet and undefeated
不得不愛他 And an awesome ten for ten
排好隊 只為看到他 Folks lined up just to watch him flex
看那發達漂亮胸肌迷惑多少人 And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs
海格威風 你已被征服 Hercie, he comes He sees, he conquers
他的風采更叫人崩潰 Honey, the crowds were going bonkers
-他智勇雙全又大膽 -是啊 -He showed the moxie brains and spunk -Yeah
-從狗熊變英雄 -稱霸天下 -From zero to hero -A major hunk
-從狗熊變英雄 -誰能夠 -Zero to hero -And who'd have thunk
誰在斗劍時帶來快樂 海格力斯 Who put the glad in gladiator Hercules
誰的人生像是一出戲 海格力斯 Whose darin'deeds are great theater Hercules
-他勇敢 -無人能比 -Isn't he bold -No one braver
-他善良 -是我們最愛 -Is he sweet -Our favorite flavor
-海格力斯 -我的男人 -Hercules -My man.
-海格力斯 -海格力斯 -Hercules -Hercules
-海格力斯 -哦 -Hercules -Ooh
保佑我走上成功路 Bless my soul Herc was on a roll
-他有神力 -飛得高 -Undefeated -Riding high
-永遠不會老 -他講義氣 -And the nicest guy. -Not conceited
-他默默無聞 -狗熊 狗熊 -He was a nothing -A zero, zero
變成了英雄 Now he's a honcho
英雄 我們的英雄 He's our hero
他的成功無人能比 He hit the heights at breakneck speed
從狗熊變英雄 From zero to hero
海格是個英雄 Herc is a hero
他是個英雄 Now he's a hero
對 沒錯 Yes, indeed
丟 Pull!
打得還真準啊 Nice shooting, Rex.
到底怎么回事 I can't believe this guy.
我想盡辦法要殺他 居然讓他逃走了 I throw everything I've got at him and it doesn't even...
這 是 什么東西 What are those?
我不知道 Um, I don't know.
我只是覺得蠻好看的 I thought they looked kinda dashing.
為了要解決這個小子 我真的是絞盡了腦汁 I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo...
否則我十八年的辛苦經營 就要泡湯了 or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke...
而你 居然還穿著他的拖鞋 and you are wearing his merchandise?
口渴嗎 Thirsty?
好像神奇小子 把你所有的計劃都打亂了 Looks like your game's over. Wonderboy is hitting every curve you throw at him.
哦 是啊 Oh, yeah.
我在想 或許 我該讓他嘗點甜頭 I wonder if maybe I haven't been throwing the right curves at him,
對不對 蜜兒小寶貝 Meg, my sweet.
哼 別想打我的主意啊 Don't even go there.
他一定會有弱點 See, he's gotta have a weakness...
因為每一個人都有個弱點 because everybody's got a weakness.
比方說 潘朵拉 敗在她的好奇心上 I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing.
而特洛城就敗在那個木馬上 對不對 For the Trojans, hey. They bet on the wrong horse,okay?
我們一定要找出他的弱點 We simply need to find out Wonderboy's.
我的任務已經完成 叫那兩個小鬼去啊 I've done my part. Get your little imps...
他們的智商還沒有發育 They couldn't handle him as a baby.
我需要你 把他當個男人 I need somebody who can handle him as a man.
喂 我不會出賣我的色相 Hey, I've sworn off manhandling.
這很好啊 Well, you know,
這不正是你當初 栽在我手里的原因嗎 that's good because that's what got you into this jam in the first place, isn't it?
你為了救你男朋友的性命 把自己的靈魂賣給我 You sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend's life.
但那個負心漢 是怎么報答你的 And how does this creep thank you?
他跟別的女人跑了 By running off with some babe.
這是你唯一的機會哦 He hurt you real bad, didn't he, Meg? Huh?
聽好 我已經得到教訓 可以嗎 Look, I learned my lesson, okay?
所以說啦 Which is exactly why I got a feeling...
我更覺得你該跟我合作 you're gonna leap at my new offer.
你只要替我找到 打倒神奇小子的方法 You give me the key to bringing down Wonder Breath...
我就給你全宇宙 你最最 渴望的東西 and I give you the thing that you crave most in the entire cosmos:
你的自由 Your freedom.
你都沒有看到 You should have been there, Father.
爸爸 我把人馬獸砍成碎片 I mangled the Minotaur...
抓住三姐妹妖怪 grappled with the Gorgon.
就像阿菲教的那樣 Just like Phil told me. I analyzed the situation...
我分析狀況 控制我的力量 然后出手 controlled my strength and kicked.
群眾都瘋狂啦 The crowds went wild!
謝謝 謝謝 Thank you. Thank you.
你真有本事啊 兒子 You're doing great, son.
你讓我真有面子 You're doing your old man proud.
很高興你這么說 爸 I'm glad to hear you say that, Father.
我等這一天已經等了好久了 I've been waiting for this day a long time.
嗯 你在等哪一天啊 Hmm. What day is that, son?
能夠回到天上的這一天 The day I rejoin the gods.
你表現得很好 真的很優秀 You've done wonderfully. You really have, my boy.
但是你還差了那么一點點 You're just not there yet.
你沒有證明你是真正的英雄 You haven't proven yourself a true hero.
但 爸爸 But, Father,
我把所有我遇見的怪物 都打敗了 I've beaten every single monster I've come up against.
我 我是全希臘最有名的人 I'm the most famous person in all of Greece.
我 我是武打天王呀 I'm an action figure!
我認為有名的人 并不一定是真正的英雄 I'm afraid being famous isn't the same as being a true hero.
那我該怎么做呢 What more can I do?
這得靠你自己去發現才行 It's something you have to discover for yourself.
-那我應該 -用心靈 去尋找 -But how can l... -Look inside your heart.
爸爸 等等 Father, wait!
在你左邊是海格力斯的家 On your left is Hercules' villa.
下一站是"健美胸肌"特賣店 Our next stop is the Pecs and Flex Gift Shop...
你可以購買 大英雄的有氧體操實用手冊 where you can pick up the great hero's 30-minute workout scroll...
書名是"銅墻鐵肌" "Buns of Bronze."
一點鐘跟奧格亞斯王開會 At 1:00, you got a meeting with King Augeas.
他牛棚里有陳年牛糞 He's got a problem with his stables.
你最好不要穿新鞋 I'd advise you not to wear your new sandals.
-接著呢 -拜托你不要亂動 -Phil.-I told you, don't move!
與希臘女子愛國黨有約 DGR, the Daughters of the Greek Revolution.
-三點鐘 要接見亞馬遜女戰士 -阿菲 -At 3:00,you gotta get a girdle from some Amazons. -Phil.
阿菲 到底在搞什么嘛 Phil, what's the point?
我受夠了 That's it!
有點耐性嘛 朋友 Keep your toga on, pal.
你在說什么 在搞什么啊 Yuck! What do you mean, "What's the point?"
你不是想去奧林帕斯山嗎 You wanna go to Olympus, don't you?
對啊 但是 做這些事情對我沒有幫助啊 Yeah, but this stuff doesn't seem to be getting me anywhere.
我全靠你了 你不能放棄啊 You can't give up now. I'm countingon you.
我已經拚命在做了 I gave this everything I had.
聽我說 小子 Listen to me, kid.
我閱人無數 I seen them all.
憑良心說 你有別人所沒有的天賦 And I am telling you and this is the honest-to-Zeus truth...
我沒有見過像你這種人啊 you got something I never seen before.
真的啊 Really?
我的直覺非常強烈地告訴我 I can feel it.right down in these stubby bowlegs of mine.
只要你愿意 沒有你做不到的 There is nothing you can't do, kid.
-是他啊 -小心 -It's him! -Hey, watch it!
-喂 小心 -我碰到他的手了 -Watch it! Watch... -I touched his elbow!
-姐妹們 -我拿到了他的汗帶 -Hey, girls! -I got his sweatband!
阿菲 救命 Phil, help!
-我一吹哨你就閃 -知道了 -Okay. Escape plan: Beta. -Gotcha.
他人呢 Hey! Where is he?
他往那邊去了 在陽臺 快呀 There he goes! On the veranda!
讓我猜猜看 是誰躲在一號簾子的后面啊 Let's see. What could be behind curtain number one?
蜜兒 Meg!
沒事了 那些懷春少女都走了 It's all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.
哇 我真高興遇見你 Gee, it's great to see you.
我很想你 I missed you.
英雄都是這么打發時間的啊 So this is what heroes do on their days off.
哈 我才不是英雄 Nah. I'm no hero.
你當然是 全希臘的人都認為 Sure you are. Everybody in Greece...
你是空前絕后的大英雄 thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pita.
我知道 實在很瘋狂 I know, it's... it's crazy.
走到那兒都被包圍 我 You know, I can't go anywhere without being mobbed.I mean...
你應該放松一下 You sound like you could use a break.
如果你開溜一會兒 Think your nanny goat would go berserk
你那位保母先生會發飆嗎 if you played hooky this afternoon?
這 我不知道啊 Oh, gee, I don't know.
阿菲把時間都排滿了 Uh, Phil's got the rest of the day pretty much booked.
哦 少管阿菲啊 Ah, Phil, schmill.
跟我到外面走走 Just follow me out the window, round the dumbbells.
你只要把那道墻掀起來 就可以開溜了 You lift up the back wall and we're gone.
哇 真棒 Wow. What a day.
我們先去碼頭餐廳吃飯 嗯 First that restaurant by the bay.
《奧迪帕斯王》[Oedipus Rex]公元前5世紀索福克勒斯[Sophocles]所著的悲劇
然后再去看那出 那部"奧迪帕斯王" And then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing.
喔 我比他們幸福多了 Man! I thought I had problems.
是啊 Psst!
別再閑扯 快點嘛 Stop fooling around.
老姐 快辦正事 Yeah. Get the goods, sister.
真沒想到開溜會這么好玩 I didn't know that playing hooky could be so much fun.
對 我也沒想到 Yeah, neither did I.
謝了 蜜兒 Thanks, Meg.
喔 先別急著說謝 Don't thank me just yet.
-哦 -喔 小心 -Oh! -Oop. Careful.
抱歉 腳突然沒力氣 Sorry. Weak ankles.
是嗎 你要不要坐下來休息一會兒 Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you better sit down for a while.
那 你有沒有 像我這樣子的問題啊 So, uh, do you have any problems with things like this?
-啊 -例如 腳沒力氣 -Uh... -Weak ankles, I mean.
哦 哦 Oh, uh,
不 好像沒有 no, not really.
難道你沒有弱點 你胸口疼不疼 還有 No weaknesses whatsoever?
膝蓋 No trick knee?
肚子 臉蛋 Ruptured disks?
沒有 我 我覺得 No. I'm,I'm afraid
我覺得我很健康 fit as a fiddle.
-神奇小子 你真的很完美 -謝了 -Wonderboy, you are perfect. -Thanks.
這樣反而好看 It looks better that way.
真的 好看多了 No, it really does.
其實 你知道我小時候 You know, when, when I was a kid...
就一直希望有一天 自己能跟其他人一樣 I, I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else.
一樣小氣 不誠實嗎 You wanted to be petty and dishonest?
不是每一個人都一樣的 Everybody's not like that.
都一樣 Yes, they are.
你就不一樣啦 You're not like that.
你怎么那么確定呢 How do you know what I'm like?
至少我知道 你是我認識的人當中 All I know is you're the most amazing person
腳最沒力氣的一個 with weak ankles I've ever met.
哦 Oh!
蜜兒 有了你 Meg, when I'm with you...
我一點也不覺得孤單 I don't feel so alone.
有時候我寧愿一個人 Sometimes it's better to be alone.
為什么 What do you mean?
沒人會傷害你 Nobody can hurt you.
蜜兒 Meg?
我永遠 也不會傷害你 I would never ever hurt you.
我 我也不會傷害你 And I don't wanna hurt you, so...
所以為了我們兩個好 let's both do ourselves a favor and...
不能再這樣下去 stop this before we...
好了 停 All right! Break it up!
我說停 你玩夠了 Break it up! Party's over!
我大街小巷的找你 I've been looking all over this town!
冷靜點 山羊先生 這都是我的錯 Calm down, mutton man.It was all my fault.
你已經上了我的黑名單 不受歡迎 You're already on my list, sister! So don't make it worse!
你這個沒出息的東西 So don't make it worse!
立刻回到體育場 you're gonna go to the stadium...
你這一輩子都得忍受苦練 and you're gonna be put through the workout of your life!
快給我上馬去 Now get on the horse.
好 好 Okay, okay.
-真對不起 -沒事了 -I'm sorry. -Ah, he'll get over it.
快 快 快 Move! Move, move, move, move,
上馬 move! Move!
小心 小心 Hey, watch it. Watch it. Watch it.
小心 睜大你的眼睛看 Keep your goo-goo eyes on the...
嚴重違規要受罰 That's it. Next time, I drive.
哦 我到底有什么毛病 Oh, what's the matter with me?
我怎么還控制不了感情呢 You'd think a girl would learn.
百般思緒 涌上我心田 If there's a prize for rotten judgment
失去主張 亂了方向 I guess I've already won that
沒有人不顧生命危險 No man is worth the aggravation
這痛苦的教訓無力承受 That's ancient history Been there, done that
不要再有假裝 他是你的宇宙天堂 Who do you think you're kidding He's the earth and heaven to you
不要隱瞞躲藏你的真情 散發力量 Try to keep it hidden Honey, we can see right through you
-不能夠 -快把感情釋放 -Oh, no -Girl, you can't conceal it
我們明白你對愛情的渴望 We know how you feel and who you're thinking of
不能 不愿 我不想 我不說 Oh, no chance, no way I won't say it, no, no
輕聲嘆息 你為何在搖頭 You swoon, you sigh Why deny it, uh-oh
多么迷惘 我已經愛上他 It's too cliche I won't say I'm in love
那心底深情 早已黯淡 I thought my heart had learned its lesson
再回首 滿心又期待 It feels so good when you start out
-啊 -前塵往事在對我吶喊 -Ah -My head is screaming, get a grip, girl
我心凄涼無奈 淚已哭干 Unless you're dying to cry your heart out, oh
你在自我否定 沒有勇氣追求愛情 You keep on denying who you are and how you're feeling
我們不會相信 我們看到你的真情 Baby, we're not buyin' Hon, we saw you hit the ceiling
面對這份感情 你要拿出你的勇氣 Face it like a grownup When you gonna own up that you
快 快 快追尋 Got Got Got it bad
不能 不愿 我不想 我不說 Oh, no chance, no way I won't say it, no, no
打開心扉 Give up, but give in
你已經愛上他 Check the grin, you're in love
此情此景 我不能愛上他 This scene won't play I won't say I'm in love
情愫決堤 你已經愛上他 You're doing flips, read our lips You're in love
無可救藥 我不愿意 他不愿意啦 You're way off base I won't say it
承受煎熬 我不愿意 She won't say love Get off my case I won't say it
拋開煩惱多美妙 愛上他 Girl, don't be proud It's okay, you're in love
對天祈禱 At least out loud
我已經愛上他 I won't say I'm in love
嘿 蜜兒寶貝 還順利嗎 Hey, what's the buzz, huh, Meg?
你到底有沒有查出 神奇小子的弱點呢 What is the weak link in Wonderboy's chain?
找別的女人去查吧 我不干了 Get yourself another girl. I'm through.
麻煩你再說一遍 I'm sorry. You mind running that by me again?
我的耳朵 好像被什么東西給堵住了 I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear or something.
那你最好給我聽清楚 Then read my lips!
我不干了 Forget it.
蜜兒 蜜兒 Meg, Meg, Meg,
哎喲 我親愛的心肝小寶貝 my sweet deluded little minion.
我們是不是已經忘了一件很小 Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy,
但又非常非常重要的事情呢 but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?
你是我的 I own you!
-哦 我又多了一個角 -你為我工作 -Oh, oh, I got another horn here. -You work for me.
我要罰這小子跑步一個月 That kid's gonna be doing laps for a month.
這時候你就得問 If I say, "Sing," you say, "Hey, name that tune."
神奇小子的頭提來見我 If I say, "I want Wonderboy's head on a platter," you say...
請問要幾分熟 Medium or well done?
我就說那個女人是禍水 Oh! I knew that dame was trouble.
這會讓那小子心碎的 This is gonna break the kid's heart.
你聽見了嗎 那是你自由的呼聲 I'm sorry. You hear that sound? That's the sound of your freedom
可惜它永遠的離開了 fluttering out the window forever.
我根本不在乎 I don't care. I
也不會幫你去傷害他 I'm not gonna help you hurt him.
我真是不敢相信 I can't believe
你居然這么不信任一個男人 you're getting so worked up about some guy.
這個男人不一樣 This one is different.
他很誠實 又貼心 He's honest and, and he's sweet.
-少來了 -他絕不會作任何事來傷害我 -Please! -He would never do anything to hurt me.
-他是男人呀 -況且 哦 全能的神 -He's a guy. -Besides, O Oneness,
你打不倒他的 you can't beat him.
他是一個完全沒有弱點的人 他有 He has no weaknesses. He's gonna...
我說過 他有弱點 I think he does, Meg.
我會把他的弱點 挖出來 I truly think he does.
喂 阿菲 你去哪兒了 Hey, Phil, what happened to you?
小子 我有話要跟你說 Kid, we gotta talk.
哦 阿菲啊 今天是我生命里最棒的一天 Oh, Phil, I just had the greatest day of my life.
我無法不想蜜兒 I can't stop thinking about Meg.
喔 她真是特別 She's something else.
小子 我有話跟你說 Kid! I'm trying to talk to you!
你靜一下好嗎 Will you come down here and listen?
我開心呆了 我怎么靜得下來呢 Aw, how can I come down there when I'm feeling so up?
抓到了 Gotcha!
很好 我想告訴你的是 Ah, very nice. What I'm trying to say is...
如果沒有你 我也不會遇見她 That if it wasn't for you, I never would have met her.
我欠你一個大人情 小家伙 Oh, I owe you big time, little guy. I do.
放我下來 你可不可以先聽我說嘛 Will you just knock it off for a couple of seconds?
規則三十八 把拳頭舉起來 Rule number 38. Come on, Phil. Keep them up there, huh?
我只有一句話 看招 Phil, I got two words for you: Duck!
聽我說 她是 Listen to me. She's...
-實現夢想 -不是啦 -My dream come true? -Not exactly.
-比維納斯還要美麗 -相反 -More beautiful than Aphrodite? -Aside from that!
她是最棒的 The most wonderful...
她是 她是 騙子 She's a fraud!
她把你當成呆鳥在玩弄 She's been playing you for a sap!
-拜托 你少騙我了 -我沒有騙你 -Aw, come on. Stop kiddin' around. -I'm not kiddin' around.
-她 -我今天的表現讓你生氣 但是 -She... -I know you're upset about today, but that's no reason to...
-小子 你沒說到重點 -重點是我愛她 -Kid, you're missin' the point. -The point is, I love her.
-她不愛你 -你神經病 -She don't love you. -You're crazy.
-她一點都不可靠 -夠了 -She nothing but a two-timing -Stop it!
-不道德 騙子 人渣 -閉嘴 -No-good, lying, scheming... -Shut up!
阿菲 我 Phil.I...
對不起 我 Oh, I'm, I'm sorry.
好 好 算了 Okay, okay, that's it.
你不愿意面對 那就算了 You won't face the truth? Fine.
阿菲 等等 Phil, wait.
你要去哪兒 Where you going?
我要搭第一班船離開 I'm hopping the first barge outta here.
回老家去 I'm going home.
好啊 Fine! G...
你走啊 反正我也不需要你 Go! I don't need you.
我以為你是超越一切的冠軍 I thought you were gonna be the all-time champ...
而不是一個大笨蛋 not the all-time chump.
天哪 誰惹他生這么大的氣啊 Jeez Louise, what got his goat, huh?
我是死亡大帝凱帝斯 你好 Baboom. Name is Hades, lord of the dead.Hi. How you doing?
別煩我 好嗎 Uh, not now, okay?
喂 只需要幾秒鐘 我的速度很快的 Hey, hey. I only need a few seconds, and I'm a fast talker, all right?
我有一筆重要的交易 希望我能夠說得清楚 See, I've got this major deal in the works. A real estate venture, if you will.
海格 我能叫你海格嗎 And, Herc, you little devil you. May I call you Herc?
你一直在干擾我這筆生意 你知不知道 You seem to be constantly getting in the way of it, huh?
-你 找錯人了 -聽我說 你這 -You've got the wrong guy. -Hear me out, you little...
聽我說好嗎 Just hear me out, okay?
你可不可以暫時不要當英雄 So I would be eternally grateful if you would just...
只要一天就夠了 take a day off
我會永遠感激你 from this hero business of yours.
忘掉什么怪物啦 天災人禍啦 Jeez, I mean, monsters, natural disasters.
他們可以等你 You wait a day, huh?
你瘋了你 You're out of your mind.
別這樣嘛 Not so fast,
我心里有個人 或許你會對她有興趣 because, you see, I do have a little leverage
你考慮考慮 you might wanna know about.
-蜜兒 -別聽他的 -Meg! -Don't listen, Herc...
-放了她 -這是交換的條件 -Let her go! -Here's the trade-off.
你只要答應 放棄你的力氣二十四小時 You give up your strength for about 24 hours, okay?
從現在起二十四小時 Say, the next 24 hours.
蜜兒就會像鳥一樣地自由 And Meg here is free as a bird and safe from harm.
跳舞 唱歌 聊天 喝茶 We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on...
愛干什么就干什么 怎么樣 ...we go home happy. What do you say? Come on.
老百姓可能會受傷 對不對 People are... are gonna get hurt, aren't they?
不會 也許吧 有可能 Nah! I mean, it's, you know, it's a possibility.
天災人禍嘛 誰也沒辦法預料 It happens 'cause, you know, it's war, but what can I tell you?Anyway.
你干嘛那么擔心 what do you owe these people, huh?
難道你就不擔心 甜甜的蜜兒嗎 Isn't Meg,you little smoochy face you Isn't she more important than they are?
-別說了 -不是嗎 -Stop it! -Isn't she?
你必須發誓 她不會受到任何傷害 You've gotta swear she'll be safe from any harm.
好 沒問題 我可以發誓 蜜兒很安全 Fine, okay. I'll give you that one.Meg is safe...
否則你就可以 otherwise you get your strength right back.
重新得到你的力氣了 Yadda, Fine print. Boilerplate. Baboom. Okay?
這樣總可以了吧 We're done.What do you say we shake on it?
我沒有太多時間浪費在這兒 Hey, I really don't have, like, time to bat this around.
我有時間上的壓力 I'm kind of on a schedule here. I got plans for August. Okay?
你得馬上給我做一個決定 I need an answer, like, now.
一秒鐘 二秒鐘 Going once, going twice...
-我答應 -好極了 成交 -All right! -Yes! We're there! Bam!
你可能會覺得 有一點惡心 不過這是正常的 You may feel just a little queasy. It's kind of natural.
或許你該先坐下 Maybe you should sit down!
現在你總算了解 當個平凡人是什么滋味了吧 Now you know how it feels to be just like everybody else.
不也挺棒的嗎 笨蛋 Isn't it just peachy?
哦 還有一件事情 Oh! You'll love this. One more thing.
蜜兒寶貝 在商言商 Meg, babe, a deal's a deal.
你已經自由了 You're off the hook.
忘了告訴你 這個小妞是一個很好的演員 And by the way, Herc, is she not, like,a fabulous little actress?
-別說了 -什么意思 -Stop it. -What do you mean?
意思就是你的小女友 一直在替我工作 I mean your little chickie-poo here was working for me all the time.
-呆子 -你 你在騙我 -Duh. -You're... You're lying!
-救命 -天哪 先生 -Help! -Jeepers, mister,
你真的好壯喔 you're really strong.
-沒有你 我真的做不到 -不 -Couldn't have done it without you, sugar, sweetheart, babe. -No!
蜜兒寶貝 事情不是這樣 It's not like that.
我不是故意要 I didn't mean to...
我沒有辦法 我 I couldn't... l...
我對不起你 I'm so sorry.
英雄變狗熊 Our hero's a zero! Our hero's a zero!
好 該走了 Well, gotta blaze.
整個宇宙正等著我去掌管呢 There's a whole cosmos up there waiting for me...
噢哦 對了 小笨蛋 with, hey, my name on it.
下次再有人叫你白癡 瘋子 千萬別懷疑 So much for the preliminaries, and now on to the main event!
兄弟們 Brothers!
泰坦巨魔 Titans!
看看這個關你們骯臟的地獄 Look at you in your squalid prison!
是誰把你們關在這里的 Who put you down there?
宙斯 Zeus!
如果我讓你們自由 And now that I set you free...
你們第一件想做的事 是什么 what is the first thing you are going to do?
-摧毀宙斯 -答得好 -Destroy him! -Good answer.
壓碎宙斯 Crush Zeus!
摧毀他 Freeze him!
宙斯 Melt Zeus!
摧毀他 Blow him away!
對不起 各位 Uh, guys?
奧林帕斯山在后面 Olympus would be that way.
宙斯 Zeus!
摧毀宙斯 Freeze him!
等等 大眼睛 Hold it, bright eye.
有個特別的任務要交給你 獨眼龍呀 I have a special job for you, my optic friend.
摧毀宙斯 Destroy Zeus!
麻煩來了 Oh, we're in trouble!
大禍臨頭 Oh, big trouble! I gotta...
我的主人 泰坦巨魔越獄 My lord and lady, the Titans have escaped.
他們就快要上來了 And they're practically at our gates!
快開警報器 Sound the alarm!
立刻準備反攻 快 快啊 Launch an immediate counterattack! Go! Go!
遵命 Gone, babe.
沖鋒 Charge!
沖 上戰場了 On to battle!
好大的風啊 Ya windbag!
救命啊 Boom, badda-boom! Boom, boom!
海格力斯 Hercules!
你在哪里 Where are you?
我們該怎么辦 What can we do?
海格力斯人呢 Where is Hercules?
對啊 海格力斯會救我們的 Yeah, Hercules will save us.
海格力斯 Hercules!
快出來 戰斗 Come out! Face me!
你要干什么 Oh, what are you doing?
你已經沒有力氣 你會死的 Without your strength, you'll be killed.
我管不了那么多了 There are worse things.
跑吧 Run!
等等 你別去 Wait! Stop!
看 海格力斯來了 Hey, look! It's Hercules.
感謝眾神 我們有救了 Thank the gods! We're saved!
你就是偉大的海格力斯啊 So, you mighty Hercules.
乖 乖 Easy, horsefeathers.
別動 你聽話 Whoa! Stop twitching!
你別再踢了 Listen.
海格力斯有難了 Hercules is in trouble.
我們去找阿菲 We've gotta find Phil.
只有他才能說服海格力斯 He's the only one who can talk some sense into him.
過來 我炸死你 Get back! Blast you!
有得瞧了 Ooh! Chihuahua!
宙斯 壓碎他 Zeus!
來啊 快呀 快離開這兒 Come on! Hurry up! We're shovin' off here!
阿菲 海格力斯他需要你 Phil! Phil, Hercules needs your help.
他有了你這個朋友 怎么還會需要我 What does he need me for when he's got friends like you?
他不聽我的話 He won't listen to me.
很好 他總算得到教訓了 ]Good! He's finally learned something.
拜托 我知道是我錯了 Look, I know what I did was wrong,
但這不是為了我 是為了他 but this isn't about me. It's about him.
如果你不幫他 他會死的 If you don't help him now, Phil, he'll die.
我需要更多閃電 I need more thunderbolts!
閃電的火神被抓住了 主人 Uh, Hephaestus has been captured, my lord.
大家都被抓住了 Everyone's been captured.
我也被抓住了 I've been captured.
小心我的眼鏡 Hey, hey, watch the glasses.
宙斯 我回來啦 Zeusy, I'm home!
凱帝斯 果然是你搞的鬼 Hades! You're behind this?
你說的對 大人 You're correct, sir!
出局 Flea!
海格力斯 Hercules!
阿菲 Phil.
加油 小子 加油 反擊 Come on, kid. Come on. Fight back.
很好對付的 Come on.You can take this bum.
那個肥仔不堪一擊 This guy's a pushover. Look at him.
你說的沒錯 阿菲 You were right all along, Phil.
菜鳥不配作夢 Dreams are for rookies.
不 小子 No, no, no, no, no, kid.
菜鳥才會放棄 Giving up is for rookies.
我回來是因為我沒有放棄你 I came back 'cause I'm not quitting on you.
我愿意堅持到底 I'm willing to go the distance.
你怎么樣 How about you?
咬斷你的頭 Me bite off head!
加油 小子 Whoa, baby!
海格力斯 小心 Hercules! Look out!
蜜兒 不 Meg! No!
怎么會這樣 What's happening?
凱帝斯的交易失效了 H-Hades' deal is broken.
他說我絕對不會受傷的 He promised I wouldn't get hurt.
蜜兒 Meg,
你 你為什么 why... why did you... .
你 為什么這么做 You didn't have to..
戀愛中的男孩 女孩 Oh, people always do crazy things...
都會很瘋狂 when they're in love.
蜜兒 蜜兒 我 我 Oh, Meg. Meg, l... l...
你 平常都是這么說話的 Are you always this articulate?
時間已經不多了 You haven't got much time.
快去阻止凱帝斯 You can still stop Hades.
我來照顧她 I'll watch over her, kid.
你不會有事的 You're gonna be all right.
我保證 I promise.
來吧 Let's go, Pegasus!
一 二 三 四 Hup, two, three, four!
大家跟著我念 Come on, everybody!
-我聽不見 -那 -I can't hear you! -Oh, oh, that.
我發誓 凱帝斯 I swear to you, Hades,
只要我一脫離 when I get out of th...
現在由我來發號施令 閃電小子 I'm the one giving orders now, bolt boy.
而且我非常喜歡這里 And I think I'm gonna like it here.
你好日子不多了 凱帝斯 Don't get too comfortable, Hades!
海格力斯 Hercules!
我來救你們了 This ought to even the odds!
好耶 海格力斯 謝謝你 Yeah, Hercules! Thank you, man.
抓住他 Get them!
是他 No!Get him!
不是我 是他 Not me! Him!
我手指的這一個 Follow the fingers! Him!
還有他的馬 The yutz with the horse!
謝了 兒子 Thank you, my boy.
別找我 我沒什么壞心眼 Nice horsey! My intentions were pure.
帥哥 你饒了我吧 I really was attracted to you.
該我大顯神威啦 Ah! Now watch your old man work!
見鬼了 Uh-oh!
快把泰坦巨魔撤離這里 Guys, get your titanic rears in gear...
離開奧林帕斯山 and kick some Olympian butt.
我的假發掉了嗎 Whoa! Is my hair out?
你狠 神奇小子 Thanks a ton, Wonderboy.
但是別忘了我還有個紀念品 But at least I've got one swell consolation prize...
你的小寶貝 蜜兒 a friend of
正在地獄等著見我 yours who's dying to see me.
蜜兒 Meg.
蜜兒 不 Meg, no.
對不起 小子 Oh, I'm sorry, kid.
有些事情你無法改變 There's some things you just can't change.
我可以 Yes, I can.
就差一點點 We were so close!
就這一點點 So close.
真是馬前失蹄 為什么呢 We tripped at the finish line. Why?
因為我的小蜜兒 突然變得有良心了 Because our little nut, Meg, has to go all noble.
蜜兒在哪里 Where's Meg?
-瞧瞧誰來了 -你可真了不起啊 -Oh. Look who's here. -Wonderboy, you are too much.
快放人 Let her go.
好大的口氣啊 Get a grip.
來 我帶你逛逛 Come here. Come here. Let me show you around.
來瞧瞧 我精致的死亡深淵 Hmph. Well, well. It's a small underworld, after all, huh?
蜜兒 Meg!
等等 不可以 No, no, no. Mustn't touch.
蜜兒已經有了 另外一群新的同伴了 You see, Meg's running with a new crowd these days...
只是不太可愛罷了 and not a very lively one at that.
你不是喜歡交易嗎 You like making deals.
用我來換蜜兒 Take me in Meg's place.
哦 我想想看 Oh, hmph.
我對手的兒子 將永遠沉于死亡深淵 The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death.
一秒鐘 Going once!
我會不會吃虧呢 Hmm? Is there a downside to this?
二秒鐘 Going twice!
好 可以 可以 沒問題 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
你去把她救出來 You get her out.
她上來 She goes
你下去 You stay
我忘了告訴你 Oh, you know what slipped my mind?
你還沒碰到她 你就會先死 You'll be dead before you can get to her.
有問題嗎 That's not a problem, is it?
這把剪刀是怎么啦 What's the matter with these scissors?
這條生命之線剪不斷 The thread won't cut.
這 這怎么可能呢 This is... This is impossible!
你 你不可能活的 You... You... You can't be alive.
難道說你已經變成 You'd have to be a, a...
"神" A god?
海格力斯 你不可以這樣對我 Hercules, stop! you can't do this to me! you can't...
就算是我罪有應得 Fine. Okay. Listen. Okay, well, I deserved that.
海格 海格 我們談談 Herc, Herc, Herc? Can we talk?
你爸爸 他人是很好的啦 Your dad? He's a fun guy, right?
這樣吧 你去幫我跟他說說 So maybe you could put in a word with him...
我們這只是一場誤會 到現在已經一筆勾銷了 and he'd kind of blow this whole thing off, you know?
好吧 蜜兒 蜜兒寶貝 你醒醒 Meg, Meg, talk to him. You know,
幫我跟他說說好話 a little schmooze, uh...
滾開 滾開 離我遠一點 Get away from me!
你們臟死了 唉唷 惡心死了 Don't touch me! Get your slimy souls off me!
如果他能好好享受 在里面一定很開心 He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there.
-你是說"如果"的話 -計程車 -You mean, if he gets outta there. -Taxi!
-對"如果"是個好詞 -計程車 -If? If is good. -Taxi!
這一點都不好玩 我玩完了 I don't feel so good. I feel a little...
神奇小子 你為什么 Wonderboy, what... Why did you...
戀愛中的男孩女孩 People always do
都會比較瘋狂 crazy things when they're in love.
為偉大的海格力斯歡呼三聲 Three cheers for the mighty Hercules!
哦 是啊 Oh, yeah.
哦 每個人都獻花 Flowers for everybody! Oh!
海格力斯 Hercules!
我們都以你為榮 we're so proud of you.
媽 Mother.
干得好 兒子 Fine work, my boy!
你成功了 You've done it!
你是真正的英雄 You're a true hero.
你愿意為了救這個女孩子 而犧牲自己的生命 You were willing to give your life to rescue this young woman.
真正的英雄 不是用力氣的大小來衡量 For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength...
而是以心靈的力量來衡量的 but by the strength of his heart.
現在 Now, at last,
我的兒子啊 my son...
你可以回家了 you can come home.
恭喜你了 神奇小子 Congratulations, Wonderboy.
你會是個很了不起的神 You'll make one heck of a god.
爸爸 這是我夢寐已久的時刻 Father, this is the moment I've always dreamed of...
但是 but...
我的生命如果沒有蜜兒 a life without Meg,
就算我成了神 even an immortal life...
也是空虛 would be empty.
我 I...
我希望跟她待在凡間 I wish to stay on Earth with her.
我找到屬于我的地方了 I finally know where I belong.
唱歌吧 女士們 Hit it, ladies.
噢 我們要登上高山放聲歡呼 Oh, gonna shout it from the mountaintops
一顆新星誕生了 A star is born
是時候用全力放聲高歌 It's the time for pulling out the stops
一顆新星誕生了 A star is born
親愛的 讓我們一起贊頌偉大的神 Honey, hit us with a hallelu
這位好小伙將光芒萬丈 That kid came shinin' through
女孩 來一起唱 Girl, sing the song
來吧 吹響你的號角 一顆新星誕生了 Come blow your horn A star is born, a star is born
他是萬眾敬仰的英雄 He's a hero who can please the crowd
一顆新星誕生了 A star is born
來吧 大伙們 一起大聲喊起來 Come on, everybody, shout out loud
一顆新星誕生了 A star is born
只要記住 在最不堪的時候 Just remember in the darkest hour
運用你心靈的力量 Within your heart's the power
你也同樣能成為英雄 For makingyou a hero too
所以絕望時不要失去信心 So don't lose hope when you're forlorn
那是阿菲的徒弟 That's Phil's boy!
-只要你張大雙眼 -仰望星空 -仰望星空 -You just keep your eyes -Upon the skies -Upon the skies
你會發現 在每個黑夜 Every night, a star is
在每個黑夜 那顆閃亮的新星依在 Every night Right in sight, a star is
熱烈燃燒著 發出萬丈光芒 這顆誕生的新星 Burning bright Burning bright A star is born
在寒冷的夜空中熱烈地燃燒著 如同指路的明燈 Burning bright A star is born Like a beacon in the cold dark night
這顆誕生的新星 A star is born
會告訴你正確的方向 一顆新星誕生了 Told you everything would turn out right A star is born
萬物始初時是他造就了歷史和底線 Just when everything was all at sea The boy made history The bottom line
-他一定會光芒萬丈 -光芒萬丈 -He sure can shine -He can shine
他是上升魔羯座 His rising sign is Capricorn
他知道怎么解決困難 他有能力 He knew how to He had a clue
讓你相信 一顆新星誕生了 Telling you a star is born
他是萬眾敬仰的英雄 Here's a hero who can please a crowd
一顆新星誕生了 A star is born
來吧 大家一起大聲喊起來 Come on, everybody Shout out loud
一顆新星誕生了 A star is born
只要記住 在最不堪的時候 Just remember in the darkest hour
運用你心靈的力量 Within your heart's the power
-你也同樣能成為英雄 -也成為英雄 -For makingyou a hero too -A hero too
所以絕望時不要失去信心 So don't lose hope when you're forlorn
不 不 只要張大雙眼 仰望星空 No, no, just keep your eyes upon the skies
你會發現 在每個黑夜 Every night, a star is
在每個黑夜 你會看到 那顆閃亮的新星依在 Every night Right in sight, a star is Burning bright
燦爛閃耀的新星 Burning bright A star is born
我時常夢見 I have often dreamed
一個遙遠的地方 Of a far-off place
在那里英雄被敬仰 Where a hero's welcome
那個地方會等著我去 Would be waiting for me
在那里人們會歡呼著 Where the crowds will cheer
迎接我的到來 When they see my face
耳畔的聲音一直低吟著 And a voice keeps saying
那里就是我心之所向 This is where I'm meant to be
終有一天我會到那里 I'll be there someday
不論路途如何險阻 I can go the distance
我確信自己的方向 I will find my way
如果我能因此變強 If I can be strong
我知道所走的每一段路 I know every mile
都會值得我去付出 Will be worth my while
永不言棄終會實現我的夢想 When I go the distance I'll be right
到達那個我所屬的地方 Where I belong
走過一條陌生的路 Down an unknown road
你相信我會到達 You embrace my fate
雖然路途曲折 可能迷失 Though that road may wander
但它終將把我帶向你 It will lead me to you
即使是一千年 And a thousand years
也值得去等待 Would be worth the wait
或者會用盡一生的時間 It might take a lifetime
但我終會成功 But somehow I'll see it through
而且我不會回頭 And I won't look back
無論道路如何險阻 I can go the distance
我都將埋首前進 And I'll stay on track
不 我不會被擊敗 No, I won't accept defeat
這是條難走的上坡路 It's an uphill slope
但我永不會失去信心 But I won't lose hope
堅持到底 我終會到達 Till I go the distance and my journey
夢想之地 Is complete
但看看吧 榮耀的背后 But to look beyond the glory
總是艱辛的過程 Is the hardest part
因為一個真正的英雄 For a hero's strength is measured
是由他的心靈來界定 By his heart
就像流星一般磨煉自己而耀眼發光 Like a shooting star
我永遠不會說放棄 I will go the distance
我要找遍整個世界 I will search the world
我會勇敢面對一切危險 I will face its harms
我不在意路途險遠 I don't care how far
我有能力堅持到底 I can go the distance
我終將找到夢中的英雄之城 Till I find my hero's welcome
在你的懷抱里等待 Waiting in your arms
我要找遍整個世界 I will search the world
我會勇敢面對一切危險 I will face its harms
我終將找到夢中的英雄之城 Till I find my hero's welcome
在你的懷中等待 Waiting in your arms
你們來給我評評理啊 這是什么世界嘛 What do you say? It's happy ending time!
每個人都開開心心的 只有我 Everybody's got a little taste of something but me.
什么都沒撈到 白玩了一場 I got nothing. I'm here with nothing.
哎 有人在嗎 這算什么嘛 當我是假的啊 Anybody listening? It's like I'm...What am I
人都上哪兒去了 an echo or something?
哈羅 Hello?
我這是和誰在說話啊 外太空啊 Am I talking to, what? Hyperspace?
哈羅 不理算了 Hello, it's me. Nobody listens.